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Let's Be a Night On the Town with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R)!!!

I'm the 5-star French restaurant in D.C. where no matter what's on the menu they have to serve him steak, mashed potatoes, peas and peach cobbler with crushed Viagara, because this savage won't eat anything else.

by Anonymousreply 3301/15/2021

We don't have five-star French restaurants in DC.

by Anonymousreply 111/19/2020

Paid for by tax payers of course. The amount of all-encompassing freebies politicians and officials get, also in Europe is mind boggling. Once in office they don’t have to spend a cent of their own money anymore.

by Anonymousreply 211/19/2020

I'm the sycophantic tweet to/retweet of Trump in the middle of the meal.

by Anonymousreply 311/19/2020

Never steak, always sausage.

Big juicy sausage.

Uncased, even better.

by Anonymousreply 411/19/2020

r1 They tell him it's a French restaurant. He doesn't know the difference.

by Anonymousreply 511/19/2020

I am the waiter Ms Lindsey stiffed yet again

by Anonymousreply 611/19/2020

I’m the paid-for date that just wants to get my money and go.

by Anonymousreply 711/19/2020

Let's not and say we didn't.

by Anonymousreply 811/19/2020

I'm the guy in the men's room just trying to take a piss without being hassled by an old queen.

by Anonymousreply 911/19/2020

Make her date Sidney Powell. Lindsey is still looking for the right woman. Sidney may be it.

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2020

Im the lace doily his mother crocheted that he wears close to his old sagging penis...for comfort

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2020

After COVID-19, Lindsay stopped going out for meals. At least once he found a pizza boy who delivers.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2020

I'm Lindsey's table manners. I don't exist.

by Anonymousreply 1312/08/2020

I'm Lindsey's usual Friday night date, Senator Dianne Feinstein, and we're eating from each other's plates, while we play footsies under the table. I need to be discreet because I'm still married on paper at least, but I just can't resist my cougar tendencies when it comes to such a gentle young man as Lindsey. He's so lovely with me at dinner and is promising that we will go dancing later, if I manage to stay awake.

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by Anonymousreply 1412/08/2020

I'm the waiters who make themselves scarce when we're warned he's feeling flirty tonight.

by Anonymousreply 1512/08/2020

She doesn't look too happy at the French Restaurant.

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by Anonymousreply 1612/08/2020

r16 He's tried his luck in the Men's room three times already tonight, but these young pissants now don't have any respect for their elders.

by Anonymousreply 1712/08/2020

I'm that third Vodka and tonic with a twist that just about makes the Senator forget the manners his Mama taught him.

by Anonymousreply 1801/14/2021

I'm Joe Biggs of the Proud Boys, and I'm excited to find out if he really will do things my girlfriend won't. ❤️

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by Anonymousreply 1901/14/2021

Mashed potatoes? Steak? Are you sure you aren't thinking of Dear Leader himself? I'm pretty sure the Senatrix prefers dainty meals, especially if she's watching her figure (clue: she always is). She probably orders "just a taste" of Chicken and Dumplings, and a small amount of okra, and dinner roll or three, with butter, and 2 bottles of blush wine.

by Anonymousreply 2001/14/2021

I'm these lacy, silky panties that gird Miss Graham's aching loins on only the most special of occasions.

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by Anonymousreply 2101/14/2021

"Young misses whut eats heavy mos' gener'ly doan never ketch husbands."

by Anonymousreply 2201/14/2021

Im the soiled Depends left on the ladies room floor .......just because he could

by Anonymousreply 2301/14/2021

I'm the giant plate of Trump's shit that he's eating.

by Anonymousreply 2401/14/2021

She needs some beauty sleep. She looks haggard and tipsy.

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by Anonymousreply 2501/14/2021

r25 mfw the Union army is spotted approaching Atlanta.

by Anonymousreply 2601/14/2021

5 gentleman callers a night is a bit much. Making each wait is almost painful.

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by Anonymousreply 2701/14/2021

r27 It takes me a while to recharge mah batteries. Let y'in on a lil secret: I'm not as young as I look, pumpkin.

by Anonymousreply 2801/14/2021

I'm the last standing White House intern, sent to the Senator's home in the middle of the night to beg him to come visit President Dump just as he's finally (almost) reaching arousal.

by Anonymousreply 2901/14/2021

I'm the dance floor, where the Senator can twirl ALL night long!

by Anonymousreply 3001/14/2021

I'm other people's plates. He can't keep his fingers out of us, that pig.

by Anonymousreply 3101/14/2021

Being a contemporary Clara Petacci, one needs to realize the fun has an expiration date.

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by Anonymousreply 3201/15/2021

....out with the "My Pillow" guy? Hear he's a riot.

by Anonymousreply 3301/15/2021
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