I'm the 5-star French restaurant in D.C. where no matter what's on the menu they have to serve him steak, mashed potatoes, peas and peach cobbler with crushed Viagara, because this savage won't eat anything else.
Let's Be a Night On the Town with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R)!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/15/2021|
We don't have five-star French restaurants in DC.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/19/2020|
Paid for by tax payers of course. The amount of all-encompassing freebies politicians and officials get, also in Europe is mind boggling. Once in office they don’t have to spend a cent of their own money anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/19/2020|
I'm the sycophantic tweet to/retweet of Trump in the middle of the meal.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/19/2020|
Never steak, always sausage.
Big juicy sausage.
Uncased, even better.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/19/2020|
r1 They tell him it's a French restaurant. He doesn't know the difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/19/2020|
I am the waiter Ms Lindsey stiffed yet again
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/19/2020|
I’m the paid-for date that just wants to get my money and go.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/19/2020|
Let's not and say we didn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/19/2020|
I'm the guy in the men's room just trying to take a piss without being hassled by an old queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/19/2020|
Make her date Sidney Powell. Lindsey is still looking for the right woman. Sidney may be it.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/07/2020|
Im the lace doily his mother crocheted that he wears close to his old sagging penis...for comfort
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/07/2020|
After COVID-19, Lindsay stopped going out for meals. At least once he found a pizza boy who delivers.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/07/2020|
I'm Lindsey's table manners. I don't exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/08/2020|
I'm Lindsey's usual Friday night date, Senator Dianne Feinstein, and we're eating from each other's plates, while we play footsies under the table. I need to be discreet because I'm still married on paper at least, but I just can't resist my cougar tendencies when it comes to such a gentle young man as Lindsey. He's so lovely with me at dinner and is promising that we will go dancing later, if I manage to stay awake.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/08/2020|
I'm the waiters who make themselves scarce when we're warned he's feeling flirty tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/08/2020|
She doesn't look too happy at the French Restaurant.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/08/2020|
r16 He's tried his luck in the Men's room three times already tonight, but these young pissants now don't have any respect for their elders.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/08/2020|
I'm that third Vodka and tonic with a twist that just about makes the Senator forget the manners his Mama taught him.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/14/2021|
I'm Joe Biggs of the Proud Boys, and I'm excited to find out if he really will do things my girlfriend won't. ❤️
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/14/2021|
Mashed potatoes? Steak? Are you sure you aren't thinking of Dear Leader himself? I'm pretty sure the Senatrix prefers dainty meals, especially if she's watching her figure (clue: she always is). She probably orders "just a taste" of Chicken and Dumplings, and a small amount of okra, and dinner roll or three, with butter, and 2 bottles of blush wine.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/14/2021|
I'm these lacy, silky panties that gird Miss Graham's aching loins on only the most special of occasions.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/14/2021|
"Young misses whut eats heavy mos' gener'ly doan never ketch husbands."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/14/2021|
Im the soiled Depends left on the ladies room floor .......just because he could
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/14/2021|
I'm the giant plate of Trump's shit that he's eating.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/14/2021|
She needs some beauty sleep. She looks haggard and tipsy.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/14/2021|
r25 mfw the Union army is spotted approaching Atlanta.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/14/2021|
5 gentleman callers a night is a bit much. Making each wait is almost painful.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/14/2021|
r27 It takes me a while to recharge mah batteries. Let y'in on a lil secret: I'm not as young as I look, pumpkin.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/14/2021|
I'm the last standing White House intern, sent to the Senator's home in the middle of the night to beg him to come visit President Dump just as he's finally (almost) reaching arousal.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/14/2021|
I'm the dance floor, where the Senator can twirl ALL night long!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/14/2021|
I'm other people's plates. He can't keep his fingers out of us, that pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/14/2021|
Being a contemporary Clara Petacci, one needs to realize the fun has an expiration date.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/15/2021|
....out with the "My Pillow" guy? Hear he's a riot.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/15/2021|