Two Old Queens Who've Just a Minute to Catch Up!
I haven't laughed so hard since the Punchy Players! Dale and Morton definitely hit the Datalounge sweet spot:
"Dorothy Loudon was no Dorothy Lyman"
"Myrna Loy never believed in second chances"
"If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"
and so much more from Polly Holliday to Grace Zabriske, from Diana Scarwid to Dorothy Malone.
Five episodes so far, the five funniest minutes you'll spend today.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Thursday at 5:40 PM|
MEIN FURHER!! THERE ARE OTHER Posts like this! Does one not use the search feature anymore? MARY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/19/2020|
Congratulations, OP. That ranks up there as one of the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on YouTube yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/19/2020|
I didn't get most of those references. Is this by and for the olds?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/19/2020|
the one already is famous for impersonating Chloe Sevigny
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/19/2020|
Is this Datalounge The Movie?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/19/2020|
R4, you're never going to stop trying to make that video happen, are you? We get it, you worked really hard to make and promote it. It went over like the Hindenberg. Time to let it go. It's just not fun or funny or clever. Seriously. Let it go already.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/19/2020|
I love the Chloe videos, actually. The more you watch them the funnier they get.
I can't even take her seriously as an actress anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/19/2020|
I agree, and I have nothing to do with them, I just love how absurd they are
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/19/2020|
Well don’t waste it on this trash then, r10.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/21/2020|
R6 Kindly, DO fuck off, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/21/2020|
Yes, this is definitely Datalounge. Obsessing over pop culture from three or four generations ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/21/2020|
[quote] "If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"
I don't even get that one. If it was some overweight actress, maybe it would make sense. What am I missing?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/21/2020|
absurdity, that's the point. and frankly, reading most of the DL, I'd think you'd pick up on that but no. . . . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/21/2020|
r6, she's LOST in a world of jive!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/21/2020|
Made me laugh. Thanks OP.
PS - Brett Sommers favorite season was fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/21/2020|
Painfully unfunny and embarrassing. I'd say I wish Drew Droege would just go away, but honestly, has he actually ever been anywhere?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/21/2020|
R19 is polishing her Emmys as she types.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/22/2020|
[quote] [R19] is polishing her Emmys as she types.
I am. Both of them, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/22/2020|
Those were cute, OP--thanks for sharing! Now I'm wondering about some of the celebs they name dropped. Polly Holliday mall-walking was my fave reference.
Does anyone know what happened to Punchy Players? I hope they're both okay. They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/22/2020|
I assumed Punchy Players had a falling out.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/22/2020|
"I was just watching Female On the Beach. Jeff Chandler deserved more."
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/22/2020|
" Treat or treating with Helen Hays was exhausting! "
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/22/2020|
"Ann Murry songs played backwards are incantations."
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/22/2020|
I think they are funny. So are the Chloe ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/22/2020|
I agree, and the DL reads precisely the same way, just look at the titles of all the threads!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/22/2020|
Wow, Drew and the other guy found this thread and are tag teaming.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/22/2020|
Fannie flagg really does still make sense
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/22/2020|
two old queens catch up for the holidays!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/25/2020|
Please try these Two Old Queens instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/24/2021|
"Renée Taylor needs to calm down"
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/03/2021|
Deborah Van Valkenberg in a lilac sweater, leaning against a door, posed as if she were about to be shot, giggling mechanically as if the assistant director had threatened her, is a prime sitcom opening credits memory...along with castmate Nancy Dussault doing takes after she messes with the plant or moves the copy of Photo Time when she's wearing the argyle sweater.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Wednesday at 1:58 PM|
These videos have no plot. They are merely lists!
They're like Cole Porter's List Songs— but at least Cole's lists rhymed!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Wednesday at 2:30 PM|
Which is Dale and which is Morton?
Are they seated alphabetically?
Is Morton White-adjacent?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM|
[quote] They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.
I miss them too.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Thursday at 1:14 PM|
F*gs and Designer Tags on u toob offers something along this line. If you can't take overtly campy men, don't watch it. Otherwise, it's fairly entertaining.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Thursday at 3:30 PM|