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Two Old Queens Who've Just a Minute to Catch Up!

I haven't laughed so hard since the Punchy Players! Dale and Morton definitely hit the Datalounge sweet spot:

"Dorothy Loudon was no Dorothy Lyman"

"Myrna Loy never believed in second chances"

"If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"

"Ann Sothern...wasn't"

and so much more from Polly Holliday to Grace Zabriske, from Diana Scarwid to Dorothy Malone.

Five episodes so far, the five funniest minutes you'll spend today.

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by Anonymousreply 46Last Thursday at 5:40 PM

MEIN FURHER!! THERE ARE OTHER Posts like this! Does one not use the search feature anymore? MARY!!!

by Anonymousreply 111/19/2020

Congratulations, OP. That ranks up there as one of the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on YouTube yet.

by Anonymousreply 211/19/2020

I didn't get most of those references. Is this by and for the olds?

by Anonymousreply 311/19/2020


the one already is famous for impersonating Chloe Sevigny

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by Anonymousreply 411/19/2020

Is this Datalounge The Movie?

by Anonymousreply 511/19/2020

R4, you're never going to stop trying to make that video happen, are you? We get it, you worked really hard to make and promote it. It went over like the Hindenberg. Time to let it go. It's just not fun or funny or clever. Seriously. Let it go already.

by Anonymousreply 611/19/2020

I love the Chloe videos, actually. The more you watch them the funnier they get.

I can't even take her seriously as an actress anymore.

by Anonymousreply 711/19/2020

I agree, and I have nothing to do with them, I just love how absurd they are

by Anonymousreply 811/19/2020

the DL IS this

by Anonymousreply 911/20/2020

I've only got a MINUTE

by Anonymousreply 1011/21/2020

Well don’t waste it on this trash then, r10.

by Anonymousreply 1111/21/2020

R6 Kindly, DO fuck off, dear.

by Anonymousreply 1211/21/2020

Yes, this is definitely Datalounge. Obsessing over pop culture from three or four generations ago.

by Anonymousreply 1311/21/2020

[quote] "If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"

I don't even get that one. If it was some overweight actress, maybe it would make sense. What am I missing?

by Anonymousreply 1411/21/2020

absurdity, that's the point. and frankly, reading most of the DL, I'd think you'd pick up on that but no. . . . . .

by Anonymousreply 1511/21/2020

r6, she's LOST in a world of jive!

by Anonymousreply 1611/21/2020

Made me laugh. Thanks OP.

PS - Brett Sommers favorite season was fall.

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by Anonymousreply 1811/21/2020

Painfully unfunny and embarrassing. I'd say I wish Drew Droege would just go away, but honestly, has he actually ever been anywhere?

by Anonymousreply 1911/21/2020

R19 is polishing her Emmys as she types.

by Anonymousreply 2011/22/2020

Here's the real thing.

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by Anonymousreply 2111/22/2020

r19 - linda lavin

by Anonymousreply 2211/22/2020

[quote] [R19] is polishing her Emmys as she types.

I am. Both of them, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2311/22/2020

Those were cute, OP--thanks for sharing! Now I'm wondering about some of the celebs they name dropped. Polly Holliday mall-walking was my fave reference.

Does anyone know what happened to Punchy Players? I hope they're both okay. They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.

by Anonymousreply 2411/22/2020

I assumed Punchy Players had a falling out.

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by Anonymousreply 2611/22/2020

"I was just watching Female On the Beach. Jeff Chandler deserved more."


by Anonymousreply 2711/22/2020

" Treat or treating with Helen Hays was exhausting! "


by Anonymousreply 2811/22/2020

This IS Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 2911/22/2020

"Ann Murry songs played backwards are incantations."


by Anonymousreply 3011/22/2020

I think they are funny. So are the Chloe ones.

by Anonymousreply 3111/22/2020

I agree, and the DL reads precisely the same way, just look at the titles of all the threads!

by Anonymousreply 3211/22/2020

Wow, Drew and the other guy found this thread and are tag teaming.

by Anonymousreply 3311/22/2020

Fannie flagg really does still make sense

by Anonymousreply 3411/22/2020

two old queens catch up for the holidays!

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by Anonymousreply 3512/25/2020

R6 is a tard.

by Anonymousreply 3612/25/2020

Only got a minute!

by Anonymousreply 3701/24/2021

Please try these Two Old Queens instead.

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by Anonymousreply 3801/24/2021

J'adore Chloee Sevinnny

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by Anonymousreply 3902/03/2021

"Renée Taylor needs to calm down"

by Anonymousreply 4002/03/2021

Deborah Van Valkenberg in a lilac sweater, leaning against a door, posed as if she were about to be shot, giggling mechanically as if the assistant director had threatened her, is a prime sitcom opening credits memory...along with castmate Nancy Dussault doing takes after she messes with the plant or moves the copy of Photo Time when she's wearing the argyle sweater.

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 1:58 PM

These videos have no plot. They are merely lists!

They're like Cole Porter's List Songs— but at least Cole's lists rhymed!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Wednesday at 2:30 PM

Which is Dale and which is Morton?

Are they seated alphabetically?

Is Morton White-adjacent?

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM

[quote] They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.

I miss them too.

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by Anonymousreply 44Last Thursday at 1:14 PM

F*gs and Designer Tags on u toob offers something along this line. If you can't take overtly campy men, don't watch it. Otherwise, it's fairly entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 3:30 PM

I love this so much.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Thursday at 5:40 PM
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