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DL Icon Melissa Beth Miller's Television Debut!

Playing the non speaking role of "Fat Store Employee Rolling Her Eyes" for an Ebay Christmas commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 239Last Sunday at 6:09 AM

Granted, it's from last Christmas, but still...

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by Anonymousreply 111/18/2020

Don't be hating.

by Anonymousreply 211/18/2020

amazing!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 311/18/2020

Move over It's A Wonderful Life - A new Christmas classic is here!!!

by Anonymousreply 411/18/2020

R1 Aplomb with stereotypical diversity...….

by Anonymousreply 511/18/2020

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out aplomb

by Anonymousreply 611/18/2020

The eye roll is great.

And yeah, what’s with every commercial nowadays having to have an interracial couple? They’re *not* that common in real life. Is there a federal fine that corporations incur if they don’t have at least one interracial couple in every ad??

by Anonymousreply 711/18/2020

Well, she's putting it out there, and living her truth. Why hate?

Isn't snickering more than enough?

by Anonymousreply 811/18/2020

And you all said she would never make it big.

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2020

[quote]living her truth.

Which is 180 degrees from reality.

by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2020

[quote]And you all said she would never make it big.

Be famous.

HUGE difference.

by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2020

I feel like I know a famous person!

Good for her. I genuinely believed her character's annoyance.

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2020

She does it well,give her that .She emodies every woman that ever worked at Walmart . You just know she has 3 bi-racial kids and lives with her mother who chain smokes,pops pills and hates them all.

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2020

R7 BINGO!!!

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2020

Aw, good for Melissa!

(though I still wonder why anyone would want to be an actor)

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by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2020

We don't agree on anything. But we know a piece of masterful acting when we see one

by Anonymousreply 1611/18/2020

How did she get the role?

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by Anonymousreply 1711/18/2020

^Industrial Casting Pallet,

by Anonymousreply 1811/18/2020

Featured background "roles" are not difficult to nab.

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2020

We can definitely expect great things from her now that's she's been signed to MGM.

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by Anonymousreply 2011/18/2020

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S ICONIC!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2111/18/2020

"How did she get the role?"

Do you mean 'roll'?

by Anonymousreply 2211/18/2020

As a total aside, can you believe the fashion crimes on Kate Hepburn's feet in that picture at r20? She was really making it clear that she was such a big name, she had absolutely no fucks to give about that group shot.

And sitting right next to Louis B. -- that Cojones with a capital C.

by Anonymousreply 2311/18/2020

^that's Cojones

by Anonymousreply 2411/18/2020

I'm sold!! You bitches can expect all of my holiday gifts to come from eBay from now on!

by Anonymousreply 2511/19/2020

I didn't even realize until I clicked on the link that you had Photoshopped her head onto Hedy Lamarr's body, R20.

Love it!

by Anonymousreply 2611/19/2020

I can't think of anyone who could be more convincing as a Walmart salesgirl than her.

Brava.

by Anonymousreply 2711/19/2020

Could you imagine if someone were to make this into a meme and this frau went viral again. I can.

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by Anonymousreply 2811/19/2020

She was cute in that commercial. She seemed genuinely annoyed by her annoying boss and having to turn the Xmas music up.

by Anonymousreply 2911/19/2020

😲 😄 Yes! The first thing I noticed in the shot at R20 was Katherine Hepburn's footwear. She was flying her lesbian chic flag and didn't give two fucks.

by Anonymousreply 3011/19/2020

I've been trying to find her appearance in her film debut of "Spider-Man: Far From Home" in the leading, but non speaking role of "Traveller," but I could not find her. Can anyone check to see if she is truly part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

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by Anonymousreply 3111/19/2020

what a gorgeous thin icon!

by Anonymousreply 3211/19/2020

She's a Skinny Legend

by Anonymousreply 3311/19/2020

I thought she was perfectly fine in the commercial. I say good for her. Let's stop punishing this poor girl.

Life has done that enough.

by Anonymousreply 3411/19/2020

Her getting those threads deleted was malicious.

If she hadn't done that she would've been long forgotten about by now.

by Anonymousreply 3511/19/2020

R35 How can anyone forget her?! She's a superstar in the making! /s

LOL

by Anonymousreply 3611/19/2020

If you bitches wish to use MBM's iconic eye roll as a gif.

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by Anonymousreply 3711/19/2020

Many thanks, R37.

by Anonymousreply 3811/19/2020

Boundaries have been named!

True Divas do not allow criticism around them!

by Anonymousreply 3911/19/2020

I wonder if she will be asked to burp on command for her next project. At least she'll be making noise, rather than being completely silent.

by Anonymousreply 4011/19/2020

Does anyone have a link to the full commercial?

by Anonymousreply 4111/19/2020

R41 It's R1.

by Anonymousreply 4211/19/2020

Thanks R42. I'm sure that pissed off face was over the little girl dropping the ice cream. And I can't believe none of the comments on the video about her amazing acting. It's MBM!!!

by Anonymousreply 4311/19/2020

She's sexy to me. I love her long brunette hair. Her face is cute, too. Curvy actresses are rare. Is she single or married?

by Anonymousreply 4411/19/2020

^ Is this a joke? Please tell me you're joking.

by Anonymousreply 4511/19/2020

In the pic at R20, who is the hideous child-thing on the far right? It looks like the borgas smord kid, but couldn't be.

by Anonymousreply 4611/19/2020

Here's some fun for the whole family! Who can solve this MBM-themed rebus correctly?

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by Anonymousreply 4711/19/2020

The Miller family should be very proud.

I'm not sure that Melissa Beth actually knows any of them, but they should be proud nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 4811/20/2020

R47 Mellie's Crossing?

by Anonymousreply 4911/20/2020

I think about her when I beat my meat.

by Anonymousreply 5011/20/2020

She looks like NYC drag icon Ari Kiki!

by Anonymousreply 5111/20/2020

The non-stop interracial couple thing is ridiculous. Have we really reached the point of color-obsessed fear that we can’t show two of one kind without risking some massive loss?!

by Anonymousreply 5211/20/2020

R51 I could see her playing MBM's aunt in that sitcom everyone kept mentioning in the first thread from almost two years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 5311/20/2020

Meryl is cowering as we speak!

by Anonymousreply 5411/20/2020

I'd love to see Hollywood produce a movie with our beloved icon MBM, another DL favorite Nikki Blonsky, Beanie Feldstein and Maddie Baillio called "Fat Chicks." It would be about four, twenty something, fat fraus who make it their mission to punch above their weight and nab really sexy boyfriends. Perfect frau bait material and I bet it would do well at the box office...if only for the comic relief of how absurd and unrealistic the plot is. Remember, though, Hollywood is a town of fantasy, so this would play into that big time.

by Anonymousreply 5511/20/2020

LOL @ r20.

Good for her, though.

by Anonymousreply 5611/20/2020

[quote]another DL favorite Nikki Blonsky

More properly styled "DL Favorite Nikki Blonsky From The Movie [italic]Hairspray[/italic]"

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by Anonymousreply 5711/20/2020

Nikki Blonsky?! I don't know her...

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by Anonymousreply 5811/20/2020

No relation.

by Anonymousreply 5911/20/2020

^ You sure about that?

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by Anonymousreply 6011/20/2020

How do ugly people get inspired to pursue a career in showbiz?

by Anonymousreply 6111/20/2020

^ They have parents to enable and finance their delusional dreams of superstardom, that's how. Also, there's always a place in Hollywood for character actors, but not fat ones like MBM.

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by Anonymousreply 6211/20/2020

The article reminded me how classic the first thread was.

Couldn't remember if it covered why a girl whose best shot is a touring Fiddler On The Roof, choose Miller as a stage name? This isn't 1950 anymore.

by Anonymousreply 6311/20/2020

Miller is her stage name?

by Anonymousreply 6411/20/2020

This is the NY Times article that started it all...........

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by Anonymousreply 6511/20/2020

No, Miller is the family name. I saw family photos. She's the only Big member of the family.

by Anonymousreply 6611/20/2020

She is really fat and homely. Sorry, but she just is.

by Anonymousreply 6711/20/2020

Miller's a WASPy name at this point. As an unknown actor, she's risking pissing off a casting director who calls her in for a WASP role, or even worse, doesn't call her in for a more ethnic role she could better get.

by Anonymousreply 6811/20/2020

The only roles she's up for is Fat Bridesmaid at Bachelor Party at Gay Bar in a film by Rob Williams or Casper Andreas

by Anonymousreply 6911/20/2020

R46, I think the kid is Jackie Butch Jenkins (the little brother from National Velvet).

by Anonymousreply 7011/20/2020

“The little brother of everyone’s dreams”

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by Anonymousreply 7111/20/2020

Here's a screenshot of my favorite reply from the legendary original thread about Melissa. I fucking love the queen who wrote this! Too bad that whore Muriel deleted the thread; she destroyed an important part of DL lore with it!

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by Anonymousreply 7211/20/2020

Funny r72!

by Anonymousreply 7311/20/2020

R72 I wish someone would have screenshotted the whole thread before it got deleted.

by Anonymousreply 7411/20/2020

I don't understand that cunty text back to Nikki Blonsky from Amanda Bynes. Yes, Amanda, you do know her. You fucking played her best friend in Hairspray.

by Anonymousreply 7511/20/2020

I thought the original thread was bitingly hilarious ,but I never really understood the venom directed at this girl . SO WHAT if daddy paid her rent ? Against incredible odds shes at least trying to live her dream . So shes fat ? So shes plain ? Whats it to you ? Stranger things have happened (Im looking at you Chrissy Metz) .

by Anonymousreply 7611/20/2020

R63 ahem?

by Anonymousreply 7711/20/2020

R75

I didn’t know that, so that makes it super cunty of Bynes.

I’m beginning to like MBM.

by Anonymousreply 7811/20/2020

Ok so I did some digging around the Spider-Man movie and I really can't identify her. I've narrowed it down to two scenes. This is the scene in Newark towards the end.

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by Anonymousreply 7911/20/2020

And this is the scene in the airport in Venice. Either way, it's not a visible face shot at all. Sometimes, background actors, especially non-union, get used for more than one scene, so technically they both might be her. For the life of me, I can't understand why she'd add this "credit" to her IMDB page if she's not even really visible in the film. So fucking crazy. She is really delusional.

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by Anonymousreply 8011/20/2020

[quote]I don't understand that cunty text back to Nikki Blonsky from Amanda Bynes. Yes, Amanda, you do know her. You fucking played her best friend in Hairspray.

Fuck off. They had worked together on one project SIX YEARS earlier (look at the dates).

Do you even remember, let alone "know" any of your coworkers from six years ago?

Don't you think that if they were truly friends, Nikki would have Amanda's cell number? She was obviously just being a starfucker trying to glom onto Amanda.

Plus, where have you been? Everyone knows Amanda is schizophrenic.

by Anonymousreply 8111/20/2020

R76 and R78 = Frauen

by Anonymousreply 8211/20/2020

Here she is in "She's The Man, Too", which went straight to DVD.

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by Anonymousreply 8311/20/2020

The Amanda Bynes troll better back away slowly to another thread. This one is about DL Sweetheart MBM! Run off now or a bitch is going to get stabbed!

by Anonymousreply 8411/20/2020

I have a feeling I know how she got the last thread, the MGM one, deleted. It's because I linked to the video from her Vimeo page of her "acting" reel and she must have seen the referral. I won't do that again. You can go to her webpage to see it for yourselves. I did, however, manage to get a screenshot from it. She looks very frau-esque in this scene. The role seems like a knock off of Law & Order: SVU. I could see her doing a guest role on that show and then never getting another serious acting job again.

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by Anonymousreply 8511/20/2020

I'd like to be her dad's accountant right about now...

"Alright, Mr. Miller, so just to sum things up, we paid $120,000 for Melissa Beth's rent in NYC, $480,000 for her college degree, and so far she's made $5,250 for her acting career. We also have to factor in her expenses such as food, food, hairspray, and more food. So we're looking at about an $867,000 deficit here."

by Anonymousreply 8611/20/2020

Girls, we have done our duty. We have officially made Melissa Beth Miller a star in an eBay commercial, which is actually a big deal. Yes, it was a road paved with insults and cattiness. but we got her there.

by Anonymousreply 8711/20/2020

Overheard at Marble Casting:

Melissa Miller: Well why did you hold me up for so long? Why did you keep asking me to come back? I had another job I could have taken. You lead me to believe I had this job.

Connie Marble: Well, Miss Miller, Miss uh... MISSY Miller, you just must have been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? I mean, surely you've heard the expression 'don't count your chickens'? Well, APPLY IT!

Melissa Miller: You're a real CUNT, do you know that? A real f***ing CUNT! How can you be so shitty to people? How can you STAND yourself?

Connie Marble: I guess there's just two kinds of people, Missy: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day.

Melissa Miller: (flipping her off) Eat the bird, bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 8811/20/2020

I am big! It's the apartments in New York that got small!

by Anonymousreply 8911/21/2020

How very DARE the couple not be gender fluid!!!

by Anonymousreply 9011/21/2020

Stop defending her and calling her sweet. She knows what she did!.

by Anonymousreply 9111/21/2020

DL knows how to handle bad pussies who won't behave

by Anonymousreply 9211/21/2020

MBM wouldn't have to settle for non speaking roles in commercials if she had a better management team behind her. This is who "represents" her.

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by Anonymousreply 9311/21/2020

R76 the venom was more directed at this girls complete DELUSION that she could just move to NYC on daddy's dime and become an "actress." Also, IIRC, she had quite a list of demands for the apartment which we wasn't paying for on her own.

She just came off as extremely spoiled and entitled.

She even sent her cat back home to her parents because she couldn't be bothered.

by Anonymousreply 9411/21/2020

Is this a remake of “Carol”?

by Anonymousreply 9511/21/2020

Boring basics like Melissa are what NYC is now. They're supported by their parents and come to NYC to be 'fabulous.' They're all very tiresome and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 9611/21/2020

R96 That may have been the case last year, but that's not the case any longer. Most of those trust fund supported transplants moved out at the beginning of the pandemic and have not returned since. Good riddance. May they stay in their small, unimportant towns where they belong.

by Anonymousreply 9711/21/2020

MBM has been back in NYC since early September, she's very excited to be "home"

by Anonymousreply 9811/21/2020

Maybe there is a DLer who is also a casting director and decided to do the ultimate mitzvah for MBM (i'm loving this monogram for her) with this commercial. What's next for her trajectory to star?

by Anonymousreply 9911/21/2020

She'll win the Oscar* for portraying Neil Sedaka in the warts-and-all biopic, "Laughing In The Rain".

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by Anonymousreply 10011/21/2020

False, r97. Some of them have left, but a lot of these boring basic cunts are still all over NYC.

by Anonymousreply 10111/21/2020

My bubbie is gonna be a big Broadway star!

by Anonymousreply 10211/21/2020

There's no way she's living in Manhattan off of "chess lessons". She has 3 siblings. How many years is Daddy going to fund her dreams?

by Anonymousreply 10311/21/2020

[quote]but I never really understood the venom directed at this girl .

Sweet Pea, where the fuck do you think you are?

by Anonymousreply 10411/21/2020

R79, Revisit and look at some of the buildings SM was jumping on and off. In a grey sweater, standing really still, she could be actual background.

by Anonymousreply 10511/21/2020

R101 I never said [quote] every basic bitch [/quote] left NYC, but a lot of them did. You can't dispute this.

R105 The IMDB credit has her listed as a "traveller," so I looked at the airport scenes, the scenes in Venice and in London. Those two shots were the only ones were it could remotely be her. She didn't even get a clear, visible bit of screen time in the movie, which is why it's so shocking to me that she'd list this on her resume. You're not supposed to list any background work, but especially not ones where you can't even be clearly seen. Like, my God, this girl is a total amateur. She got lucky with the commercial, but I highly doubt she's going to make a go of this once the pandemic is over. She'll probably end up where the original NY Times said she would, going to school for psychology.

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by Anonymousreply 10611/21/2020

That [italic] every basic bitch [/italic] was supposed to be an italic.

by Anonymousreply 10711/21/2020

Hopefully one of those basic bitches still hanging around NYC is a nice Jewish boy who can start paying Melissa's bills from now on!

by Anonymousreply 10811/21/2020

I wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Miller are hoping and praying that Melissa meets a nice doctor so he can take on the burden of funding her.

by Anonymousreply 10911/21/2020

Lol. So she came on datalounge and lashed out or something?

by Anonymousreply 11011/21/2020

We love all 3 of our kids

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by Anonymousreply 11111/21/2020

[quote] Hopefully one of those basic bitches still hanging around NYC is a nice Jewish boy who can start paying Melissa's bills from now on!

We won't even care if he's a feygalah. Our Missy, she may be fat, but she's also a meeskite! Oy...

by Anonymousreply 11211/21/2020

The Matchmaker is going to need combat pay for this one.

by Anonymousreply 11311/21/2020

R110 Hell, DL would've found a modicum of respect for her if she'd done that. Instead she complained to Muriel and got the threads deleted.

by Anonymousreply 11411/21/2020

R114 more like daddy threatened a lawsuit against DL

by Anonymousreply 11511/21/2020

R111 Where did you find that picture? Also, fantastic shady comment there. ;)

R115 This.

by Anonymousreply 11611/21/2020

They really should've put the giant dog in front of Melissa for the photo op.

And where the fuck am I????

by Anonymousreply 11711/21/2020

^ You've been replaced.

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by Anonymousreply 11811/21/2020

R118 At least I’m still alive, Fido. You’ve been missing ever since that afternoon MBM got hungry and couldn’t find any Triscuits in the pantry.

by Anonymousreply 11911/21/2020

Wow MBM has a hot brother!

by Anonymousreply 12011/21/2020

Don't get ahead of yourself. He's average looking at best.

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by Anonymousreply 12111/21/2020

She has a pretty face and nice skin

by Anonymousreply 12211/21/2020

Awww R121 look how much he loves his sister!

by Anonymousreply 12311/21/2020

Her brother’s just fine wit me! And no she doesn’t have a pretty face. Fuck.

by Anonymousreply 12411/21/2020

"Our Melissa was just about to make her Broadway debut before COVID" Mrs. Miller, on her 4th glass of wine during Zoom Thanksgiving

by Anonymousreply 12511/21/2020

Melissa's parents might as well take all the many thousands they're spending to support Melissa in NYC and set it on fire. What a waste of money.

by Anonymousreply 12611/21/2020

Holy shit, her brother is cute as fuck! And you just know that he has a thick kosher willy hiding inside his pants.

by Anonymousreply 12711/21/2020

He is NOT cute. Are you fags sure you're not looking at the dog?

by Anonymousreply 12811/21/2020

He's cute in a (slightly geeky) boy next door sort of way, which is the look I personally like the best when it comes to men. I'd pick him over those annoying instagram gym bunnies anytime.

by Anonymousreply 12911/21/2020

Our DL Icon better watch out. There's another MBM trying to take her place as [italic] the [/italic] Melissa B Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 13011/21/2020

Their fat ugly daughter wants to go to NYC to be an actress. Any idiot can see she doesn't have a chance in hell. It will cost thousands and thousands of dollars to support her for god knows how long. They could probably buy a condo in Boca for the money they're going to shell out. Stupid, stupid parents.

by Anonymousreply 13111/21/2020

I told her, "Tell people you're an actress who sings. And don't cut your nails!".

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by Anonymousreply 13211/21/2020

She is completely fascinating. Absolutely one to watch.

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by Anonymousreply 13311/21/2020

If I were Melissa I would embrace my following on DL, because right now this is the only place where's she's a household name (even if it is for all the wrong reasons). And who knows, maybe she could end up like Bette Midler one day, another homely Jewish gal who became popular with the gays first and today she's worth close to a quarter of a billion $.

by Anonymousreply 13411/21/2020

Bette Midler had real talent and was witty and funny.

by Anonymousreply 13511/21/2020

R135 Are you saying you didn't find Melissa's instantly iconic eyeroll funny? It was funnier than the whole of "Jinxed!" was.

by Anonymousreply 13611/21/2020

She has a bank she knows, to go bank at with daddy’s dolla. And she binge at the diner. And she babysit, I’m glad her degree worth something

by Anonymousreply 13711/21/2020

Can someone translate ^^^^^ ?

by Anonymousreply 13811/21/2020

Those Leonberger dogs are the cutest thing posted on this thread so far.

Another lesson an actress should have learned on Day 1: never play opposite a kid or a dog; they will steal the picture every time.

by Anonymousreply 13911/22/2020

She could get work playing the role of Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, lurking in the background of an episode of To Catch a Predator based on the pussy grabber in chief.

by Anonymousreply 14011/22/2020

I'm decided to embrace my status as gay icon and I'm not going to ask dad to close this thread. Now you should do your thing and help me with a makeover or at least recommend me a new hairstyle.

by Anonymousreply 14111/22/2020

R140 I could totally see her playing the Huckabeast in a movie about the Trump administration. She totally fits the part.

by Anonymousreply 14211/22/2020

Does anyone have enough time on his hands to track down her brother's insta/fb account? I still can't get over that big-eared cutie pie.

by Anonymousreply 14311/22/2020

I can check if we know what his name is.

by Anonymousreply 14411/22/2020

[quote]nice skin

Her father works in a Jergens factory.

by Anonymousreply 14511/22/2020

She's going to be a big superstar someday soon. Will sell millions of units worldwide.

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by Anonymousreply 14611/22/2020

"... an actress should have learned on Day 1: never play opposite a kid or a dog"

True that. I didn't work for years.

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by Anonymousreply 14711/22/2020

R122 = Helen Keller

At least with Chrissy Metz, you can tell there's a pretty face underneath all the blubber. Not so with MBM.

by Anonymousreply 14811/22/2020

^ Agree. Look at the picture of her sisters at R111. They are just as ugly as she is, but not as fat. MBM can shed all the weight off and it won't do anything for her looks.

by Anonymousreply 14911/22/2020

You’re all more disgusting than she will ever be. Bunch of bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard.

by Anonymousreply 15011/22/2020

^ Uh huh.

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by Anonymousreply 15111/22/2020

r150 it's more what she represents that has us turned off.

by Anonymousreply 15211/22/2020

She can shed the fat and then if she styled herself chic or sexy then she could be attractive. What do we know? It’s possible. Maybe she has this really great style or sexy persona!

by Anonymousreply 15311/22/2020

"if she styled herself chic or sexy then she could be attractive"

No. She is intrinsically unattractive. Not one attractive feature. She looks like the lovechild of Mama Cass and Tiny Tim- without the talent or charisma.

She looks like the audience of James Lipton's show ("Hi, I'm Sofi Lipschitz and I'm on the Actor Track. Hi.").

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by Anonymousreply 15411/22/2020

[quote]She looks like the audience of James Lipton's show ("Hi, I'm Sofi Lipschitz and I'm on the Actor Track. Hi.").

This made he laugh out loud. Watching "Inside the Actor's Studio" and seeing the audience, you'd think "these losers are never going to make it" in regards to so many of them.

by Anonymousreply 15511/22/2020

[quote]Bunch of bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard.

Just the one dear?

by Anonymousreply 15611/22/2020

Who’s hiding?

We didn’t get those threads deleted.

by Anonymousreply 15711/22/2020

I think this thread has become a little more mean-spirited than necessary but I think that's just people releasing their frustrations because DL keeps deleting MBM-themed threads. I'm glad this one is still up; perhaps Muriel has finally realized that Melissa's status as a DL fav and gay icon won't go away with a simple press of delete button.

by Anonymousreply 15811/23/2020

[quote]living her truth

JFC.

by Anonymousreply 15911/23/2020

Thanks to everyone who posted some background on the original thread. I'm new here and never knew that Muriel could be pushed to delete threads. Now, I want to know as much as I can about that original thread. Reading the NYT's article, I can only imagine the savage posts! She was begging for it.

by Anonymousreply 16011/23/2020

She must be familiar with the site.

I wonder if she posts herself, or if someone informed her.

by Anonymousreply 16111/23/2020

Maybe her father subscribed to the site and was pissed at the posts.

by Anonymousreply 16211/23/2020

People like her should just got back to their boring suburban towns and leave NYC alone.

by Anonymousreply 16311/23/2020

In Walmart I’m a very skinny lady.

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by Anonymousreply 16411/23/2020

[Quote] I wonder if she posts herself, or if someone informed her.

She probably had a Google alert on her name and found the original thread and had her daddy sending a threatening email to Muriel to delete it. For the last thread, the MGM one, it's because I posted a Vimeo of her "acting" reel and she must have seen the referral. Either way, it's absurd that she thinks she can get these threads deleted, especially now that she's a semi public figure. Those are the breaks, frau. Get used to it.

[Quote] I think this thread has become a little more mean-spirited than necessary

I don't. I think it's hilarious, though the original thread was much funnier. Still, we have some witty posts here that have made me LOL so hard.

by Anonymousreply 16511/23/2020

Has Melissa found a nice man to marry yet?

by Anonymousreply 16611/23/2020

If MBM somehow gets this thread deleted, the next one ought to be called "DL Icon Melissa Beth Miller: Does Her Pussy Stink?"

by Anonymousreply 16711/23/2020

[quote] Has Melissa found a nice man to marry yet?

Give it up, Yetta. You'll be lucky if she turns sapphic.

by Anonymousreply 16811/23/2020

I'm getting a bit of a douchebro vibe from her brother's FB account. He has nice feets, though.

And he also posted in August that his sis (I'm guessing he had MBM in mind) was looking for a new apartment in NYC, which means she isn't living in that legendary hole from the NYT article anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 16911/23/2020

MBM's brother kind of looks like that comedian Nathan Fielder.

Where did you find that picture? What is his name?

So I guess MBM went home during the pandemic after all and expects to make a return to NYC soon. LOL, I thought for sure that being back at home would have meant Mr. and Mrs. Miller would have put immense pressure on her to get a psychology degree. Seems the delusion is as strong as ever.

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by Anonymousreply 17011/23/2020

Don't FUCK with me you little homosexual men.

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by Anonymousreply 17111/23/2020

Are dinner theatres still open? MBM could be a passable Tracy Turnblad in a production of 'Hairspray' at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre in Jupiter, FL.

by Anonymousreply 17211/23/2020

R170 I didn't want to post his account here because I don't want to give that whore Muriel an excuse to shut down this thread too.

And MBM has already made a triumphant return to NYC because she wrote on her account in September that she's a New Yorker again. Here's hoping her new place gets its own spread as well.

by Anonymousreply 17311/23/2020

R173 What's his name? I'll go look it up myself.

She's back already? LOL. Good luck girl. Then again, since TV productions are running again and they are having a hard time getting people to show up, maybe she'll get some work after all. Who knows.

by Anonymousreply 17411/23/2020

Just type "Ben Miller Baltimore" into FB search box. He's posing in front of some mountains in his profile pic.

by Anonymousreply 17511/23/2020

She is aggressively homely.

by Anonymousreply 17611/23/2020

According to MBM's IG, she was a Disney World Cast Member in the summer of 2018. She must've been an intern, as her name badge lists Muhlenberg College under her name. No mention of her illustrious eBay commercial yet...she's so humble.

by Anonymousreply 17711/23/2020

I'm having trouble finding it. It's fine. If you see any other posts or pictures worth sharing, please do so, especially since it seems like MBM is looking to make her NY comeback LOL.

by Anonymousreply 17811/23/2020

According to MBM's Linkedin page, when she's not gracing our television screens with her marvelous "acting talent," she is a chess tutor. Seems she's not a complete moron.

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by Anonymousreply 17911/23/2020

I'm sure Melissa's siblings are just THRILLED that thousands and thousands of their potential inheritance $$$ is being pissed away like this.

by Anonymousreply 18011/23/2020

R172 Her resume shows she has done Oliver! and Carousel at the "Oregon Ridge Dinner Theatre".

Not linking to her resume, as the referral might be how she found the previous threads. If you google her name you'll find her site and her resume is on there. She also lists her roles at summer camp as credits.

by Anonymousreply 18111/23/2020

She should list her masturbation sessions as sex scene experience.

by Anonymousreply 18211/23/2020

I'm sure she's a prude like DL Favorite Nikki Blonsky From The Movie Haispray in that MBM will never do a nude scene or any sex scene at all whatsoever, if this "acting" thing really does take of for her.

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by Anonymousreply 18311/23/2020

R179 All those jobs and skills form part of the rich tapestry of life experience that MBM draws from in order to nail her roles to such accolades and rapturous applause. Why, I’ve heard it said she’s been compared to a young Dame Judy Dench, but more well rounded.

by Anonymousreply 18411/23/2020

Fun fact about our beloved DL Icon: She starred in a TV pilot for Elizabeth Shue called "Constance" in the leading role of "Student." Unfortunately, the pilot was never picked up. Those are the breaks in show business.

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by Anonymousreply 18511/24/2020

She’s like Meryl without the receding hairline.

She teals knows how to fill out a role!

by Anonymousreply 18611/24/2020

She’s like Meryl without the receding hairline.

She really knows how to fill out a role!

by Anonymousreply 18711/24/2020

She's like Kay Francis without the lisp. She really brings some extra glamour into every role she does.

by Anonymousreply 18811/24/2020

[quote]She really knows how to fill out a role!

Yes! With a massive gunt.

by Anonymousreply 18911/24/2020

Thanks R189 for pointing out the fucking obvious. The unsophisticated DL audience would have missed the subtly placed jibe otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 19011/24/2020

^ Sometimes a good old fashioned fat joke works.

I'd like to share MBM's resume again because it was hilarious. Besides listing no real professional credits, it listed "Burping on Cue" as a "Special Skill."

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by Anonymousreply 19111/24/2020

R191, thanks for that. She can also solve a "rubix cube" (but can't spell "rubik's cube"). I bet that and the burping on cue got her the eBay gig of rolling her eyes.

by Anonymousreply 19211/24/2020

MBM and her agent both use gmail accounts...So amateurish.

by Anonymousreply 19311/24/2020

She lists "SWIMMING" as a skill???

I guess she is a whale, after all.

by Anonymousreply 19411/24/2020

I think MBM is cute. I would cast her in something or ask her to sing a song on a soundtrack for a film I was doing.

I respect aspiring American actors who are hustlin' and trying to make it. I would rather cast her than some British snot or Aussie Neighbors trash over here in LA living it up with their free health insurance while people like MBM get very few opportunities.

Sorry, I loathe most Commonwealth actors under 45.

by Anonymousreply 19511/25/2020

Why r195? They're better than a lot of young American actors these days.

by Anonymousreply 19611/25/2020

I think her brother is super cute. He has that slightly geeky yet athletic look going on which I love. He has a very cute smile.

How tall is he?

by Anonymousreply 19711/25/2020

R111 - I saw the sibling shot. Wow, her sisters are beautiful/sexy in that kind of "approachable" way. The one all the way to the right definitely has that "spark" that's very appealing. As I said earlier, I think her brother is sexy. How tall is he, though? MBM is only 5'1. He looks like perfect husband material - thick hair with good hairline, looks healthy and like he takes care of himself, cute smile, low bodyfat. Good-looking but not too good-looking.

If MBM lost the weight (which can't be much...maybe 30 or 40 pounds since she's so short), she'd have a fighting chance at an acting career. As I said, I would hire her. Does she have any demos of her singing?

by Anonymousreply 19811/25/2020

Little Ben with his boyfriend?! I know that's probably just a douchebro buddy of his with him but there's still something gay about this pic and their body language.

And judging from the pics I'd say he's between 5'9 and 5'10 tall. Looks like it was MBM who got all the pygmy genes in that family.

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by Anonymousreply 19911/25/2020

R199 - which one is he?

by Anonymousreply 20011/25/2020

The one on the right.

by Anonymousreply 20111/25/2020

R199 - wow, he's a cutie. I have seen straight friends pose like that before. Ten years ago, that would seem like they were a couple.

by Anonymousreply 20211/25/2020

Little Ben with his girlfriend? (Or ex-gf, because his profile says he's currently single)

I sensed more chemistry in that all-male pic above.

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by Anonymousreply 20311/25/2020

R203 - she's cute but yeah, I don't sense much chemistry.

The guy in the pic is probably a childhood friend or something. He had no brothers growing up so I could see that guy being like a surrogate brother figure he'd feel comfortable traveling with. That said, the friend is very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 20411/25/2020

MBM's grandpa was a hottie too! I'd do him in a heartbeat...If this was still 1955, that is.

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Could you imagine how mortified you'd be if you discovered there was an anonymous chat forum of fraus you don't even know, ripping you to shreds, stalking your and your family's social media pics?

Creepy as FUCK

by Anonymousreply 20611/25/2020

R206 Then these people would finally realize that posting family pics without setting their accounts to private first makes them available for all the world (including potential stalkers and weirdos) to see.

I certainly don't feel bad about commenting on pics that some idiot posted without any possible care for their own privacy.

by Anonymousreply 20711/25/2020

R206 Perhaps she shouldn't have agreed to be featured in the New York Fucking Times of all places portraying herself as the most delusional, entitled, trust funded, wanna be "actress" of all time. She wants to pursue a legitimate career in show business? Prepare for these sorts of threads to be created. Don't like it? Quit and don't do a fucking eBay commercial.

by Anonymousreply 20811/25/2020

R195 Are you casting director? If so, get in touch via the contact info at R191. If possible, please cast her for a role which requires her to burp on cue. We're all dying to see this.

by Anonymousreply 20911/25/2020

LOL I bet she started this tread for more attention after getting the one deleted last year.

by Anonymousreply 21011/25/2020

R210 No, I started it because she got the last thread deleted. If she gets her daddy to delete this one, I've already said at R167 what the title will be.

by Anonymousreply 21111/25/2020

Look at OP (R211) restating her boundaries now so she doesn’t have to state them then...

by Anonymousreply 21211/25/2020

I said to Melissa she had to live in Manhattan, there are too many schvartzes in Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 21311/25/2020

I think Mr. Miller put the kibosh on Newark, as mentioned in the NY Times article.

by Anonymousreply 21411/25/2020

Yetta Miller is my new favorite DL character

by Anonymousreply 21511/25/2020

Mbm would have gotten jumped in Newark

by Anonymousreply 21611/25/2020

You remember Lillian, who I play mah jongg with on Wednesdays? No, not Lillian Rabinowitz. Lillian Cohen. Cohen. Lillian Cohen. Her husband was Morrie who ran the pharmacy. Yes, her. Anyway, she has a grandson who has a friend who's an internist at Beth Israel in New York. You remember your Aunt Rachel went there because she had stomach pains, they thought she ate something that was off. Oy vey, if only it had been that simple! It was much worse. Full of cancer. So Lillian tells me this friend of her grandson's is single and a very nice boy. And an internist! He'll have his own practice one day. Make a very nice living. I think Melissa should meet this young man.

by Anonymousreply 21711/25/2020

I wonder what MBM did for Thanksgiving this year.

by Anonymousreply 21811/26/2020

"She should list her masturbation sessions as sex scene experience."

She's on Pornhub as 'Mistress Missy', pegging guys and talking trash. Does that count? I mean, it's kinda film...

by Anonymousreply 21911/26/2020

I like to stand next to her so I can look smaller.

by Anonymousreply 22011/26/2020

Nobody can make you look smaller, Chrissy. Just read R148 and be satisfied with that.

by Anonymousreply 221Last Friday at 11:46 AM

How old is MBM? I hope she doesn't repeat history by dying at 25 like this Melissa Beth Miller did in 1995.

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by Anonymousreply 222Last Friday at 11:49 AM

Eh, so she's overweight. I think her face is fine. Her skin is good and so is her hair. Yes, her resume is amateur hour, but I respect her actually booking a little bit in a commercial. At least she's trying. Acting's a very rough profession and it's particularly rough if you're a chubby white woman--there have always been way more actresses than actors and far fewer roles. Now you get to throw in the big diversity push and there are even fewer roles, while most wannabe actresses are still, yep, white. (I sat through some large college auditions a couple of years back and, boy, I was amazed at how white it was compared to how casting is working these days.)

Her best shot would be if she had a good belt--the fat girl with the big voice is a type and there continue to be types for that part (thank you, Ethel Merman), but while she's got musicals on that resume, I don't see much in the way of musical leads. That and ending up at Muehlenberg after attending CMU's summer program makes me think she didn't get the big voice.

by Anonymousreply 223Last Friday at 3:54 PM

We can vouch that it's hard out there for fat, white women.

by Anonymousreply 224Last Friday at 3:58 PM

[quote]Now you get to throw in the big diversity push and there are even fewer roles, while most wannabe actresses are still, yep, white. (I sat through some large college auditions a couple of years back and, boy, I was amazed at how white it was compared to how casting is working these days.)

Friends of mine who work in the entertainment business tell me this all the time. The casting pool is overwhelmingly white, but with all the diversity requirements there's a big scramble to find enough actors of color who can fit certain roles. In reality, there is very little diversity in the acting profession, it's not what you would be led to believe by how tv and movies look these days.

by Anonymousreply 225Last Friday at 4:09 PM

So you're saying minority actors have a better shot than white ones?

by Anonymousreply 226Last Friday at 4:13 PM

From what my friends in the business tell me, there are specific instructions to cast minority actors throughout the industry now (nobody wants to appear racist) but minority actors are a MUCH smaller pool than white actors so their chances of getting cast in something these days are pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 227Last Friday at 4:15 PM

R225. Yep. 17 percent of all roles last year were performed by Black actors--which is well over the percentage of Black in the U.S. and more than double the percentage of Black SAG members (around 7 percent). I'm sure it's why you see Black singers getting shots at decent acting roles--there's a demand for the talent. I'd assumed that the talent pool was in line with the general population, but nope.

But what I find really crazy is the push for diversity casting in Britain, which remains a very white country--Blacks are only 3 percent of the population, but are the go-to minority in casting instead of South Asian actors, though South Asians are a bigger minority there.

I figure we're in a phase of overcompensating for previous whitewashing and kind of hope things settle down in a bit.

by Anonymousreply 228Last Friday at 4:19 PM

R226, sort of. You can be minority, but not *too* minority. In other words, being cute and mixed race is the current casting sweet spot for actresses. Thus, the career of the rather bland Zendaya.

Being a white Latina is also a good one--you get the ethnicity points, without looking too ethnic.

by Anonymousreply 229Last Friday at 4:24 PM

The mixed race couples in almost every commercial these days seem to almost always be white man with ethnic woman. Another strike against our new favorite character actor

by Anonymousreply 230Last Friday at 4:52 PM

Yes, mixed race/racially ambiguous is very big right now.

by Anonymousreply 231Last Friday at 4:54 PM

She's no Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale

by Anonymousreply 232Last Friday at 4:56 PM

This chick was meant to play Sarah Huckabeast Sanders.

by Anonymousreply 233Last Friday at 4:56 PM

Will she do chaturbate?

by Anonymousreply 234Last Friday at 5:28 PM

I'm curious, now that MBM is back in New York, if she will get any work? Productions are still active. Will she risk Covid to act profesionally?

by Anonymousreply 235Last Friday at 5:52 PM

A mask may be her best friend..

by Anonymousreply 236Last Friday at 6:53 PM

Seems this thread has been throttled a bit. Next it’ll be deleted.

by Anonymousreply 237Last Sunday at 3:20 AM

It's just run out of steam. How much is there really to say about this blobfish?

by Anonymousreply 238Last Sunday at 4:05 AM

I'm sure it would pick up steam again if she somehow, miraculously, got another gig. R195, where you at? Get moving on it so we can continue to have content to discuss in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 239Last Sunday at 6:09 AM
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