Playing the non speaking role of "Fat Store Employee Rolling Her Eyes" for an Ebay Christmas commercial.
DL Icon Melissa Beth Miller's Television Debut!
|by Anonymous||reply 239||Last Sunday at 6:09 AM|
Granted, it's from last Christmas, but still...
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/18/2020|
Don't be hating.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/18/2020|
Move over It's A Wonderful Life - A new Christmas classic is here!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/18/2020|
R1 Aplomb with stereotypical diversity...….
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/18/2020|
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out aplomb
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/18/2020|
The eye roll is great.
And yeah, what’s with every commercial nowadays having to have an interracial couple? They’re *not* that common in real life. Is there a federal fine that corporations incur if they don’t have at least one interracial couple in every ad??
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/18/2020|
Well, she's putting it out there, and living her truth. Why hate?
Isn't snickering more than enough?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/18/2020|
And you all said she would never make it big.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/18/2020|
[quote]living her truth.
Which is 180 degrees from reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/18/2020|
[quote]And you all said she would never make it big.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/18/2020|
I feel like I know a famous person!
Good for her. I genuinely believed her character's annoyance.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/18/2020|
She does it well,give her that .She emodies every woman that ever worked at Walmart . You just know she has 3 bi-racial kids and lives with her mother who chain smokes,pops pills and hates them all.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/18/2020|
Aw, good for Melissa!
(though I still wonder why anyone would want to be an actor)
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/18/2020|
We don't agree on anything. But we know a piece of masterful acting when we see one
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/18/2020|
How did she get the role?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/18/2020|
^Industrial Casting Pallet,
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/18/2020|
Featured background "roles" are not difficult to nab.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/18/2020|
We can definitely expect great things from her now that's she's been signed to MGM.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/18/2020|
OMFG!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S ICONIC!!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/18/2020|
"How did she get the role?"
Do you mean 'roll'?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/18/2020|
As a total aside, can you believe the fashion crimes on Kate Hepburn's feet in that picture at r20? She was really making it clear that she was such a big name, she had absolutely no fucks to give about that group shot.
And sitting right next to Louis B. -- that Cojones with a capital C.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/18/2020|
I'm sold!! You bitches can expect all of my holiday gifts to come from eBay from now on!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/19/2020|
I didn't even realize until I clicked on the link that you had Photoshopped her head onto Hedy Lamarr's body, R20.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/19/2020|
I can't think of anyone who could be more convincing as a Walmart salesgirl than her.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/19/2020|
Could you imagine if someone were to make this into a meme and this frau went viral again. I can.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/19/2020|
She was cute in that commercial. She seemed genuinely annoyed by her annoying boss and having to turn the Xmas music up.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/19/2020|
😲 😄 Yes! The first thing I noticed in the shot at R20 was Katherine Hepburn's footwear. She was flying her lesbian chic flag and didn't give two fucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/19/2020|
I've been trying to find her appearance in her film debut of "Spider-Man: Far From Home" in the leading, but non speaking role of "Traveller," but I could not find her. Can anyone check to see if she is truly part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/19/2020|
what a gorgeous thin icon!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/19/2020|
She's a Skinny Legend
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/19/2020|
I thought she was perfectly fine in the commercial. I say good for her. Let's stop punishing this poor girl.
Life has done that enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/19/2020|
Her getting those threads deleted was malicious.
If she hadn't done that she would've been long forgotten about by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/19/2020|
R35 How can anyone forget her?! She's a superstar in the making! /s
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/19/2020|
If you bitches wish to use MBM's iconic eye roll as a gif.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/19/2020|
Many thanks, R37.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/19/2020|
Boundaries have been named!
True Divas do not allow criticism around them!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/19/2020|
I wonder if she will be asked to burp on command for her next project. At least she'll be making noise, rather than being completely silent.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/19/2020|
Does anyone have a link to the full commercial?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/19/2020|
R41 It's R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/19/2020|
Thanks R42. I'm sure that pissed off face was over the little girl dropping the ice cream. And I can't believe none of the comments on the video about her amazing acting. It's MBM!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/19/2020|
She's sexy to me. I love her long brunette hair. Her face is cute, too. Curvy actresses are rare. Is she single or married?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/19/2020|
^ Is this a joke? Please tell me you're joking.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/19/2020|
In the pic at R20, who is the hideous child-thing on the far right? It looks like the borgas smord kid, but couldn't be.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/19/2020|
Here's some fun for the whole family! Who can solve this MBM-themed rebus correctly?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/19/2020|
The Miller family should be very proud.
I'm not sure that Melissa Beth actually knows any of them, but they should be proud nonetheless.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/20/2020|
R47 Mellie's Crossing?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/20/2020|
I think about her when I beat my meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/20/2020|
She looks like NYC drag icon Ari Kiki!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/20/2020|
The non-stop interracial couple thing is ridiculous. Have we really reached the point of color-obsessed fear that we can’t show two of one kind without risking some massive loss?!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/20/2020|
R51 I could see her playing MBM's aunt in that sitcom everyone kept mentioning in the first thread from almost two years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/20/2020|
Meryl is cowering as we speak!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/20/2020|
I'd love to see Hollywood produce a movie with our beloved icon MBM, another DL favorite Nikki Blonsky, Beanie Feldstein and Maddie Baillio called "Fat Chicks." It would be about four, twenty something, fat fraus who make it their mission to punch above their weight and nab really sexy boyfriends. Perfect frau bait material and I bet it would do well at the box office...if only for the comic relief of how absurd and unrealistic the plot is. Remember, though, Hollywood is a town of fantasy, so this would play into that big time.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/20/2020|
LOL @ r20.
Good for her, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/20/2020|
[quote]another DL favorite Nikki Blonsky
More properly styled "DL Favorite Nikki Blonsky From The Movie [italic]Hairspray[/italic]"
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/20/2020|
Nikki Blonsky?! I don't know her...
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/20/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/20/2020|
^ You sure about that?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/20/2020|
How do ugly people get inspired to pursue a career in showbiz?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/20/2020|
^ They have parents to enable and finance their delusional dreams of superstardom, that's how. Also, there's always a place in Hollywood for character actors, but not fat ones like MBM.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/20/2020|
The article reminded me how classic the first thread was.
Couldn't remember if it covered why a girl whose best shot is a touring Fiddler On The Roof, choose Miller as a stage name? This isn't 1950 anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/20/2020|
Miller is her stage name?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/20/2020|
This is the NY Times article that started it all...........
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/20/2020|
No, Miller is the family name. I saw family photos. She's the only Big member of the family.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/20/2020|
She is really fat and homely. Sorry, but she just is.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/20/2020|
Miller's a WASPy name at this point. As an unknown actor, she's risking pissing off a casting director who calls her in for a WASP role, or even worse, doesn't call her in for a more ethnic role she could better get.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/20/2020|
The only roles she's up for is Fat Bridesmaid at Bachelor Party at Gay Bar in a film by Rob Williams or Casper Andreas
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/20/2020|
R46, I think the kid is Jackie Butch Jenkins (the little brother from National Velvet).
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/20/2020|
“The little brother of everyone’s dreams”
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/20/2020|
Here's a screenshot of my favorite reply from the legendary original thread about Melissa. I fucking love the queen who wrote this! Too bad that whore Muriel deleted the thread; she destroyed an important part of DL lore with it!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/20/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/20/2020|
R72 I wish someone would have screenshotted the whole thread before it got deleted.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/20/2020|
I don't understand that cunty text back to Nikki Blonsky from Amanda Bynes. Yes, Amanda, you do know her. You fucking played her best friend in Hairspray.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/20/2020|
I thought the original thread was bitingly hilarious ,but I never really understood the venom directed at this girl . SO WHAT if daddy paid her rent ? Against incredible odds shes at least trying to live her dream . So shes fat ? So shes plain ? Whats it to you ? Stranger things have happened (Im looking at you Chrissy Metz) .
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/20/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/20/2020|
I didn’t know that, so that makes it super cunty of Bynes.
I’m beginning to like MBM.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/20/2020|
Ok so I did some digging around the Spider-Man movie and I really can't identify her. I've narrowed it down to two scenes. This is the scene in Newark towards the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/20/2020|
And this is the scene in the airport in Venice. Either way, it's not a visible face shot at all. Sometimes, background actors, especially non-union, get used for more than one scene, so technically they both might be her. For the life of me, I can't understand why she'd add this "credit" to her IMDB page if she's not even really visible in the film. So fucking crazy. She is really delusional.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/20/2020|
[quote]I don't understand that cunty text back to Nikki Blonsky from Amanda Bynes. Yes, Amanda, you do know her. You fucking played her best friend in Hairspray.
Fuck off. They had worked together on one project SIX YEARS earlier (look at the dates).
Do you even remember, let alone "know" any of your coworkers from six years ago?
Don't you think that if they were truly friends, Nikki would have Amanda's cell number? She was obviously just being a starfucker trying to glom onto Amanda.
Plus, where have you been? Everyone knows Amanda is schizophrenic.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/20/2020|
R76 and R78 = Frauen
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/20/2020|
Here she is in "She's The Man, Too", which went straight to DVD.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/20/2020|
The Amanda Bynes troll better back away slowly to another thread. This one is about DL Sweetheart MBM! Run off now or a bitch is going to get stabbed!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/20/2020|
I have a feeling I know how she got the last thread, the MGM one, deleted. It's because I linked to the video from her Vimeo page of her "acting" reel and she must have seen the referral. I won't do that again. You can go to her webpage to see it for yourselves. I did, however, manage to get a screenshot from it. She looks very frau-esque in this scene. The role seems like a knock off of Law & Order: SVU. I could see her doing a guest role on that show and then never getting another serious acting job again.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/20/2020|
I'd like to be her dad's accountant right about now...
"Alright, Mr. Miller, so just to sum things up, we paid $120,000 for Melissa Beth's rent in NYC, $480,000 for her college degree, and so far she's made $5,250 for her acting career. We also have to factor in her expenses such as food, food, hairspray, and more food. So we're looking at about an $867,000 deficit here."
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/20/2020|
Girls, we have done our duty. We have officially made Melissa Beth Miller a star in an eBay commercial, which is actually a big deal. Yes, it was a road paved with insults and cattiness. but we got her there.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/20/2020|
Overheard at Marble Casting:
Melissa Miller: Well why did you hold me up for so long? Why did you keep asking me to come back? I had another job I could have taken. You lead me to believe I had this job.
Connie Marble: Well, Miss Miller, Miss uh... MISSY Miller, you just must have been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? I mean, surely you've heard the expression 'don't count your chickens'? Well, APPLY IT!
Melissa Miller: You're a real CUNT, do you know that? A real f***ing CUNT! How can you be so shitty to people? How can you STAND yourself?
Connie Marble: I guess there's just two kinds of people, Missy: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day.
Melissa Miller: (flipping her off) Eat the bird, bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/20/2020|
I am big! It's the apartments in New York that got small!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/21/2020|
How very DARE the couple not be gender fluid!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/21/2020|
Stop defending her and calling her sweet. She knows what she did!.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/21/2020|
DL knows how to handle bad pussies who won't behave
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/21/2020|
MBM wouldn't have to settle for non speaking roles in commercials if she had a better management team behind her. This is who "represents" her.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||11/21/2020|
R76 the venom was more directed at this girls complete DELUSION that she could just move to NYC on daddy's dime and become an "actress." Also, IIRC, she had quite a list of demands for the apartment which we wasn't paying for on her own.
She just came off as extremely spoiled and entitled.
She even sent her cat back home to her parents because she couldn't be bothered.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||11/21/2020|
Is this a remake of “Carol”?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||11/21/2020|
Boring basics like Melissa are what NYC is now. They're supported by their parents and come to NYC to be 'fabulous.' They're all very tiresome and stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||11/21/2020|
R96 That may have been the case last year, but that's not the case any longer. Most of those trust fund supported transplants moved out at the beginning of the pandemic and have not returned since. Good riddance. May they stay in their small, unimportant towns where they belong.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||11/21/2020|
MBM has been back in NYC since early September, she's very excited to be "home"
|by Anonymous||reply 98||11/21/2020|
Maybe there is a DLer who is also a casting director and decided to do the ultimate mitzvah for MBM (i'm loving this monogram for her) with this commercial. What's next for her trajectory to star?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||11/21/2020|
She'll win the Oscar* for portraying Neil Sedaka in the warts-and-all biopic, "Laughing In The Rain".
|by Anonymous||reply 100||11/21/2020|
False, r97. Some of them have left, but a lot of these boring basic cunts are still all over NYC.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||11/21/2020|
My bubbie is gonna be a big Broadway star!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||11/21/2020|
There's no way she's living in Manhattan off of "chess lessons". She has 3 siblings. How many years is Daddy going to fund her dreams?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||11/21/2020|
[quote]but I never really understood the venom directed at this girl .
Sweet Pea, where the fuck do you think you are?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||11/21/2020|
R79, Revisit and look at some of the buildings SM was jumping on and off. In a grey sweater, standing really still, she could be actual background.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||11/21/2020|
R101 I never said [quote] every basic bitch [/quote] left NYC, but a lot of them did. You can't dispute this.
R105 The IMDB credit has her listed as a "traveller," so I looked at the airport scenes, the scenes in Venice and in London. Those two shots were the only ones were it could remotely be her. She didn't even get a clear, visible bit of screen time in the movie, which is why it's so shocking to me that she'd list this on her resume. You're not supposed to list any background work, but especially not ones where you can't even be clearly seen. Like, my God, this girl is a total amateur. She got lucky with the commercial, but I highly doubt she's going to make a go of this once the pandemic is over. She'll probably end up where the original NY Times said she would, going to school for psychology.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||11/21/2020|
That [italic] every basic bitch [/italic] was supposed to be an italic.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||11/21/2020|
Hopefully one of those basic bitches still hanging around NYC is a nice Jewish boy who can start paying Melissa's bills from now on!
|by Anonymous||reply 108||11/21/2020|
I wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Miller are hoping and praying that Melissa meets a nice doctor so he can take on the burden of funding her.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||11/21/2020|
Lol. So she came on datalounge and lashed out or something?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||11/21/2020|
We love all 3 of our kids
|by Anonymous||reply 111||11/21/2020|
[quote] Hopefully one of those basic bitches still hanging around NYC is a nice Jewish boy who can start paying Melissa's bills from now on!
We won't even care if he's a feygalah. Our Missy, she may be fat, but she's also a meeskite! Oy...
|by Anonymous||reply 112||11/21/2020|
The Matchmaker is going to need combat pay for this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||11/21/2020|
R110 Hell, DL would've found a modicum of respect for her if she'd done that. Instead she complained to Muriel and got the threads deleted.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||11/21/2020|
R114 more like daddy threatened a lawsuit against DL
|by Anonymous||reply 115||11/21/2020|
R111 Where did you find that picture? Also, fantastic shady comment there. ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 116||11/21/2020|
They really should've put the giant dog in front of Melissa for the photo op.
And where the fuck am I????
|by Anonymous||reply 117||11/21/2020|
^ You've been replaced.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||11/21/2020|
R118 At least I’m still alive, Fido. You’ve been missing ever since that afternoon MBM got hungry and couldn’t find any Triscuits in the pantry.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||11/21/2020|
Wow MBM has a hot brother!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||11/21/2020|
Don't get ahead of yourself. He's average looking at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||11/21/2020|
She has a pretty face and nice skin
|by Anonymous||reply 122||11/21/2020|
Awww R121 look how much he loves his sister!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||11/21/2020|
Her brother’s just fine wit me! And no she doesn’t have a pretty face. Fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||11/21/2020|
"Our Melissa was just about to make her Broadway debut before COVID" Mrs. Miller, on her 4th glass of wine during Zoom Thanksgiving
|by Anonymous||reply 125||11/21/2020|
Melissa's parents might as well take all the many thousands they're spending to support Melissa in NYC and set it on fire. What a waste of money.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||11/21/2020|
Holy shit, her brother is cute as fuck! And you just know that he has a thick kosher willy hiding inside his pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||11/21/2020|
He is NOT cute. Are you fags sure you're not looking at the dog?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||11/21/2020|
He's cute in a (slightly geeky) boy next door sort of way, which is the look I personally like the best when it comes to men. I'd pick him over those annoying instagram gym bunnies anytime.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||11/21/2020|
Our DL Icon better watch out. There's another MBM trying to take her place as [italic] the [/italic] Melissa B Miller.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||11/21/2020|
Their fat ugly daughter wants to go to NYC to be an actress. Any idiot can see she doesn't have a chance in hell. It will cost thousands and thousands of dollars to support her for god knows how long. They could probably buy a condo in Boca for the money they're going to shell out. Stupid, stupid parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||11/21/2020|
I told her, "Tell people you're an actress who sings. And don't cut your nails!".
|by Anonymous||reply 132||11/21/2020|
She is completely fascinating. Absolutely one to watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||11/21/2020|
If I were Melissa I would embrace my following on DL, because right now this is the only place where's she's a household name (even if it is for all the wrong reasons). And who knows, maybe she could end up like Bette Midler one day, another homely Jewish gal who became popular with the gays first and today she's worth close to a quarter of a billion $.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||11/21/2020|
Bette Midler had real talent and was witty and funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||11/21/2020|
R135 Are you saying you didn't find Melissa's instantly iconic eyeroll funny? It was funnier than the whole of "Jinxed!" was.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||11/21/2020|
She has a bank she knows, to go bank at with daddy’s dolla. And she binge at the diner. And she babysit, I’m glad her degree worth something
|by Anonymous||reply 137||11/21/2020|
Can someone translate ^^^^^ ?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||11/21/2020|
Those Leonberger dogs are the cutest thing posted on this thread so far.
Another lesson an actress should have learned on Day 1: never play opposite a kid or a dog; they will steal the picture every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||11/22/2020|
She could get work playing the role of Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, lurking in the background of an episode of To Catch a Predator based on the pussy grabber in chief.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||11/22/2020|
I'm decided to embrace my status as gay icon and I'm not going to ask dad to close this thread. Now you should do your thing and help me with a makeover or at least recommend me a new hairstyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||11/22/2020|
R140 I could totally see her playing the Huckabeast in a movie about the Trump administration. She totally fits the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||11/22/2020|
Does anyone have enough time on his hands to track down her brother's insta/fb account? I still can't get over that big-eared cutie pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||11/22/2020|
I can check if we know what his name is.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||11/22/2020|
Her father works in a Jergens factory.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||11/22/2020|
She's going to be a big superstar someday soon. Will sell millions of units worldwide.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||11/22/2020|
"... an actress should have learned on Day 1: never play opposite a kid or a dog"
True that. I didn't work for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||11/22/2020|
R122 = Helen Keller
At least with Chrissy Metz, you can tell there's a pretty face underneath all the blubber. Not so with MBM.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||11/22/2020|
^ Agree. Look at the picture of her sisters at R111. They are just as ugly as she is, but not as fat. MBM can shed all the weight off and it won't do anything for her looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||11/22/2020|
You’re all more disgusting than she will ever be. Bunch of bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||11/22/2020|
^ Uh huh.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||11/22/2020|
r150 it's more what she represents that has us turned off.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||11/22/2020|
She can shed the fat and then if she styled herself chic or sexy then she could be attractive. What do we know? It’s possible. Maybe she has this really great style or sexy persona!
|by Anonymous||reply 153||11/22/2020|
"if she styled herself chic or sexy then she could be attractive"
No. She is intrinsically unattractive. Not one attractive feature. She looks like the lovechild of Mama Cass and Tiny Tim- without the talent or charisma.
She looks like the audience of James Lipton's show ("Hi, I'm Sofi Lipschitz and I'm on the Actor Track. Hi.").
|by Anonymous||reply 154||11/22/2020|
[quote]She looks like the audience of James Lipton's show ("Hi, I'm Sofi Lipschitz and I'm on the Actor Track. Hi.").
This made he laugh out loud. Watching "Inside the Actor's Studio" and seeing the audience, you'd think "these losers are never going to make it" in regards to so many of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||11/22/2020|
[quote]Bunch of bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard.
Just the one dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 156||11/22/2020|
We didn’t get those threads deleted.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||11/22/2020|
I think this thread has become a little more mean-spirited than necessary but I think that's just people releasing their frustrations because DL keeps deleting MBM-themed threads. I'm glad this one is still up; perhaps Muriel has finally realized that Melissa's status as a DL fav and gay icon won't go away with a simple press of delete button.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||11/23/2020|
[quote]living her truth
|by Anonymous||reply 159||11/23/2020|
Thanks to everyone who posted some background on the original thread. I'm new here and never knew that Muriel could be pushed to delete threads. Now, I want to know as much as I can about that original thread. Reading the NYT's article, I can only imagine the savage posts! She was begging for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||11/23/2020|
She must be familiar with the site.
I wonder if she posts herself, or if someone informed her.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||11/23/2020|
Maybe her father subscribed to the site and was pissed at the posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||11/23/2020|
People like her should just got back to their boring suburban towns and leave NYC alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||11/23/2020|
In Walmart I’m a very skinny lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||11/23/2020|
[Quote] I wonder if she posts herself, or if someone informed her.
She probably had a Google alert on her name and found the original thread and had her daddy sending a threatening email to Muriel to delete it. For the last thread, the MGM one, it's because I posted a Vimeo of her "acting" reel and she must have seen the referral. Either way, it's absurd that she thinks she can get these threads deleted, especially now that she's a semi public figure. Those are the breaks, frau. Get used to it.
[Quote] I think this thread has become a little more mean-spirited than necessary
I don't. I think it's hilarious, though the original thread was much funnier. Still, we have some witty posts here that have made me LOL so hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||11/23/2020|
Has Melissa found a nice man to marry yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||11/23/2020|
If MBM somehow gets this thread deleted, the next one ought to be called "DL Icon Melissa Beth Miller: Does Her Pussy Stink?"
|by Anonymous||reply 167||11/23/2020|
[quote] Has Melissa found a nice man to marry yet?
Give it up, Yetta. You'll be lucky if she turns sapphic.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||11/23/2020|
I'm getting a bit of a douchebro vibe from her brother's FB account. He has nice feets, though.
And he also posted in August that his sis (I'm guessing he had MBM in mind) was looking for a new apartment in NYC, which means she isn't living in that legendary hole from the NYT article anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||11/23/2020|
MBM's brother kind of looks like that comedian Nathan Fielder.
Where did you find that picture? What is his name?
So I guess MBM went home during the pandemic after all and expects to make a return to NYC soon. LOL, I thought for sure that being back at home would have meant Mr. and Mrs. Miller would have put immense pressure on her to get a psychology degree. Seems the delusion is as strong as ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||11/23/2020|
Don't FUCK with me you little homosexual men.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||11/23/2020|
Are dinner theatres still open? MBM could be a passable Tracy Turnblad in a production of 'Hairspray' at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre in Jupiter, FL.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||11/23/2020|
R170 I didn't want to post his account here because I don't want to give that whore Muriel an excuse to shut down this thread too.
And MBM has already made a triumphant return to NYC because she wrote on her account in September that she's a New Yorker again. Here's hoping her new place gets its own spread as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||11/23/2020|
R173 What's his name? I'll go look it up myself.
She's back already? LOL. Good luck girl. Then again, since TV productions are running again and they are having a hard time getting people to show up, maybe she'll get some work after all. Who knows.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||11/23/2020|
Just type "Ben Miller Baltimore" into FB search box. He's posing in front of some mountains in his profile pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||11/23/2020|
She is aggressively homely.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||11/23/2020|
According to MBM's IG, she was a Disney World Cast Member in the summer of 2018. She must've been an intern, as her name badge lists Muhlenberg College under her name. No mention of her illustrious eBay commercial yet...she's so humble.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||11/23/2020|
I'm having trouble finding it. It's fine. If you see any other posts or pictures worth sharing, please do so, especially since it seems like MBM is looking to make her NY comeback LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||11/23/2020|
According to MBM's Linkedin page, when she's not gracing our television screens with her marvelous "acting talent," she is a chess tutor. Seems she's not a complete moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||11/23/2020|
I'm sure Melissa's siblings are just THRILLED that thousands and thousands of their potential inheritance $$$ is being pissed away like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||11/23/2020|
R172 Her resume shows she has done Oliver! and Carousel at the "Oregon Ridge Dinner Theatre".
Not linking to her resume, as the referral might be how she found the previous threads. If you google her name you'll find her site and her resume is on there. She also lists her roles at summer camp as credits.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||11/23/2020|
She should list her masturbation sessions as sex scene experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||11/23/2020|
I'm sure she's a prude like DL Favorite Nikki Blonsky From The Movie Haispray in that MBM will never do a nude scene or any sex scene at all whatsoever, if this "acting" thing really does take of for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||11/23/2020|
R179 All those jobs and skills form part of the rich tapestry of life experience that MBM draws from in order to nail her roles to such accolades and rapturous applause. Why, I’ve heard it said she’s been compared to a young Dame Judy Dench, but more well rounded.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||11/23/2020|
Fun fact about our beloved DL Icon: She starred in a TV pilot for Elizabeth Shue called "Constance" in the leading role of "Student." Unfortunately, the pilot was never picked up. Those are the breaks in show business.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||11/24/2020|
She’s like Meryl without the receding hairline.
She teals knows how to fill out a role!
|by Anonymous||reply 186||11/24/2020|
She’s like Meryl without the receding hairline.
She really knows how to fill out a role!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||11/24/2020|
She's like Kay Francis without the lisp. She really brings some extra glamour into every role she does.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||11/24/2020|
[quote]She really knows how to fill out a role!
Yes! With a massive gunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||11/24/2020|
Thanks R189 for pointing out the fucking obvious. The unsophisticated DL audience would have missed the subtly placed jibe otherwise.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||11/24/2020|
^ Sometimes a good old fashioned fat joke works.
I'd like to share MBM's resume again because it was hilarious. Besides listing no real professional credits, it listed "Burping on Cue" as a "Special Skill."
|by Anonymous||reply 191||11/24/2020|
R191, thanks for that. She can also solve a "rubix cube" (but can't spell "rubik's cube"). I bet that and the burping on cue got her the eBay gig of rolling her eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||11/24/2020|
MBM and her agent both use gmail accounts...So amateurish.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||11/24/2020|
She lists "SWIMMING" as a skill???
I guess she is a whale, after all.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||11/24/2020|
I think MBM is cute. I would cast her in something or ask her to sing a song on a soundtrack for a film I was doing.
I respect aspiring American actors who are hustlin' and trying to make it. I would rather cast her than some British snot or Aussie Neighbors trash over here in LA living it up with their free health insurance while people like MBM get very few opportunities.
Sorry, I loathe most Commonwealth actors under 45.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||11/25/2020|
Why r195? They're better than a lot of young American actors these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||11/25/2020|
I think her brother is super cute. He has that slightly geeky yet athletic look going on which I love. He has a very cute smile.
How tall is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 197||11/25/2020|
R111 - I saw the sibling shot. Wow, her sisters are beautiful/sexy in that kind of "approachable" way. The one all the way to the right definitely has that "spark" that's very appealing. As I said earlier, I think her brother is sexy. How tall is he, though? MBM is only 5'1. He looks like perfect husband material - thick hair with good hairline, looks healthy and like he takes care of himself, cute smile, low bodyfat. Good-looking but not too good-looking.
If MBM lost the weight (which can't be much...maybe 30 or 40 pounds since she's so short), she'd have a fighting chance at an acting career. As I said, I would hire her. Does she have any demos of her singing?
|by Anonymous||reply 198||11/25/2020|
Little Ben with his boyfriend?! I know that's probably just a douchebro buddy of his with him but there's still something gay about this pic and their body language.
And judging from the pics I'd say he's between 5'9 and 5'10 tall. Looks like it was MBM who got all the pygmy genes in that family.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||11/25/2020|
R199 - which one is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 200||11/25/2020|
The one on the right.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||11/25/2020|
R199 - wow, he's a cutie. I have seen straight friends pose like that before. Ten years ago, that would seem like they were a couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||11/25/2020|
Little Ben with his girlfriend? (Or ex-gf, because his profile says he's currently single)
I sensed more chemistry in that all-male pic above.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||11/25/2020|
R203 - she's cute but yeah, I don't sense much chemistry.
The guy in the pic is probably a childhood friend or something. He had no brothers growing up so I could see that guy being like a surrogate brother figure he'd feel comfortable traveling with. That said, the friend is very handsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||11/25/2020|
MBM's grandpa was a hottie too! I'd do him in a heartbeat...If this was still 1955, that is.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||11/25/2020|
Could you imagine how mortified you'd be if you discovered there was an anonymous chat forum of fraus you don't even know, ripping you to shreds, stalking your and your family's social media pics?
Creepy as FUCK
|by Anonymous||reply 206||11/25/2020|
R206 Then these people would finally realize that posting family pics without setting their accounts to private first makes them available for all the world (including potential stalkers and weirdos) to see.
I certainly don't feel bad about commenting on pics that some idiot posted without any possible care for their own privacy.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||11/25/2020|
R206 Perhaps she shouldn't have agreed to be featured in the New York Fucking Times of all places portraying herself as the most delusional, entitled, trust funded, wanna be "actress" of all time. She wants to pursue a legitimate career in show business? Prepare for these sorts of threads to be created. Don't like it? Quit and don't do a fucking eBay commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||11/25/2020|
R195 Are you casting director? If so, get in touch via the contact info at R191. If possible, please cast her for a role which requires her to burp on cue. We're all dying to see this.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||11/25/2020|
LOL I bet she started this tread for more attention after getting the one deleted last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||11/25/2020|
R210 No, I started it because she got the last thread deleted. If she gets her daddy to delete this one, I've already said at R167 what the title will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||11/25/2020|
Look at OP (R211) restating her boundaries now so she doesn’t have to state them then...
|by Anonymous||reply 212||11/25/2020|
I said to Melissa she had to live in Manhattan, there are too many schvartzes in Brooklyn.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||11/25/2020|
I think Mr. Miller put the kibosh on Newark, as mentioned in the NY Times article.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||11/25/2020|
Yetta Miller is my new favorite DL character
|by Anonymous||reply 215||11/25/2020|
Mbm would have gotten jumped in Newark
|by Anonymous||reply 216||11/25/2020|
You remember Lillian, who I play mah jongg with on Wednesdays? No, not Lillian Rabinowitz. Lillian Cohen. Cohen. Lillian Cohen. Her husband was Morrie who ran the pharmacy. Yes, her. Anyway, she has a grandson who has a friend who's an internist at Beth Israel in New York. You remember your Aunt Rachel went there because she had stomach pains, they thought she ate something that was off. Oy vey, if only it had been that simple! It was much worse. Full of cancer. So Lillian tells me this friend of her grandson's is single and a very nice boy. And an internist! He'll have his own practice one day. Make a very nice living. I think Melissa should meet this young man.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||11/25/2020|
I wonder what MBM did for Thanksgiving this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||11/26/2020|
"She should list her masturbation sessions as sex scene experience."
She's on Pornhub as 'Mistress Missy', pegging guys and talking trash. Does that count? I mean, it's kinda film...
|by Anonymous||reply 219||11/26/2020|
I like to stand next to her so I can look smaller.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||11/26/2020|
Nobody can make you look smaller, Chrissy. Just read R148 and be satisfied with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||Last Friday at 11:46 AM|
How old is MBM? I hope she doesn't repeat history by dying at 25 like this Melissa Beth Miller did in 1995.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||Last Friday at 11:49 AM|
Eh, so she's overweight. I think her face is fine. Her skin is good and so is her hair. Yes, her resume is amateur hour, but I respect her actually booking a little bit in a commercial. At least she's trying. Acting's a very rough profession and it's particularly rough if you're a chubby white woman--there have always been way more actresses than actors and far fewer roles. Now you get to throw in the big diversity push and there are even fewer roles, while most wannabe actresses are still, yep, white. (I sat through some large college auditions a couple of years back and, boy, I was amazed at how white it was compared to how casting is working these days.)
Her best shot would be if she had a good belt--the fat girl with the big voice is a type and there continue to be types for that part (thank you, Ethel Merman), but while she's got musicals on that resume, I don't see much in the way of musical leads. That and ending up at Muehlenberg after attending CMU's summer program makes me think she didn't get the big voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||Last Friday at 3:54 PM|
We can vouch that it's hard out there for fat, white women.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||Last Friday at 3:58 PM|
[quote]Now you get to throw in the big diversity push and there are even fewer roles, while most wannabe actresses are still, yep, white. (I sat through some large college auditions a couple of years back and, boy, I was amazed at how white it was compared to how casting is working these days.)
Friends of mine who work in the entertainment business tell me this all the time. The casting pool is overwhelmingly white, but with all the diversity requirements there's a big scramble to find enough actors of color who can fit certain roles. In reality, there is very little diversity in the acting profession, it's not what you would be led to believe by how tv and movies look these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||Last Friday at 4:09 PM|
So you're saying minority actors have a better shot than white ones?
|by Anonymous||reply 226||Last Friday at 4:13 PM|
From what my friends in the business tell me, there are specific instructions to cast minority actors throughout the industry now (nobody wants to appear racist) but minority actors are a MUCH smaller pool than white actors so their chances of getting cast in something these days are pretty good.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||Last Friday at 4:15 PM|
R225. Yep. 17 percent of all roles last year were performed by Black actors--which is well over the percentage of Black in the U.S. and more than double the percentage of Black SAG members (around 7 percent). I'm sure it's why you see Black singers getting shots at decent acting roles--there's a demand for the talent. I'd assumed that the talent pool was in line with the general population, but nope.
But what I find really crazy is the push for diversity casting in Britain, which remains a very white country--Blacks are only 3 percent of the population, but are the go-to minority in casting instead of South Asian actors, though South Asians are a bigger minority there.
I figure we're in a phase of overcompensating for previous whitewashing and kind of hope things settle down in a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||Last Friday at 4:19 PM|
R226, sort of. You can be minority, but not *too* minority. In other words, being cute and mixed race is the current casting sweet spot for actresses. Thus, the career of the rather bland Zendaya.
Being a white Latina is also a good one--you get the ethnicity points, without looking too ethnic.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||Last Friday at 4:24 PM|
The mixed race couples in almost every commercial these days seem to almost always be white man with ethnic woman. Another strike against our new favorite character actor
|by Anonymous||reply 230||Last Friday at 4:52 PM|
Yes, mixed race/racially ambiguous is very big right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||Last Friday at 4:54 PM|
She's no Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale
|by Anonymous||reply 232||Last Friday at 4:56 PM|
This chick was meant to play Sarah Huckabeast Sanders.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||Last Friday at 4:56 PM|
Will she do chaturbate?
|by Anonymous||reply 234||Last Friday at 5:28 PM|
I'm curious, now that MBM is back in New York, if she will get any work? Productions are still active. Will she risk Covid to act profesionally?
|by Anonymous||reply 235||Last Friday at 5:52 PM|
A mask may be her best friend..
|by Anonymous||reply 236||Last Friday at 6:53 PM|
Seems this thread has been throttled a bit. Next it’ll be deleted.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||Last Sunday at 3:20 AM|
It's just run out of steam. How much is there really to say about this blobfish?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||Last Sunday at 4:05 AM|
I'm sure it would pick up steam again if she somehow, miraculously, got another gig. R195, where you at? Get moving on it so we can continue to have content to discuss in this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||Last Sunday at 6:09 AM|