DL Icon Melissa Beth Miller's Television Debut!

Granted, it's from last Christmas, but still...

Don't be hating.

amazing!!!!!!!!

Move over It's A Wonderful Life - A new Christmas classic is here!!!

R1 Aplomb with stereotypical diversity...….

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out aplomb

The eye roll is great.

And yeah, what’s with every commercial nowadays having to have an interracial couple? They’re *not* that common in real life. Is there a federal fine that corporations incur if they don’t have at least one interracial couple in every ad??

Well, she's putting it out there, and living her truth. Why hate?

Isn't snickering more than enough?

And you all said she would never make it big.

[quote]living her truth.

Which is 180 degrees from reality.

[quote]And you all said she would never make it big.

Be famous.

HUGE difference.

I feel like I know a famous person!

Good for her. I genuinely believed her character's annoyance.

She does it well,give her that .She emodies every woman that ever worked at Walmart . You just know she has 3 bi-racial kids and lives with her mother who chain smokes,pops pills and hates them all.

R7 BINGO!!!

Aw, good for Melissa!

(though I still wonder why anyone would want to be an actor)

We don't agree on anything. But we know a piece of masterful acting when we see one

How did she get the role?

^Industrial Casting Pallet,

Featured background "roles" are not difficult to nab.

We can definitely expect great things from her now that's she's been signed to MGM.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S ICONIC!!!!!!!!!

"How did she get the role?"

Do you mean 'roll'?

As a total aside, can you believe the fashion crimes on Kate Hepburn's feet in that picture at r20? She was really making it clear that she was such a big name, she had absolutely no fucks to give about that group shot.

And sitting right next to Louis B. -- that Cojones with a capital C.

^that's Cojones

I'm sold!! You bitches can expect all of my holiday gifts to come from eBay from now on!

I didn't even realize until I clicked on the link that you had Photoshopped her head onto Hedy Lamarr's body, R20.

Love it!

I can't think of anyone who could be more convincing as a Walmart salesgirl than her.

Brava.

Could you imagine if someone were to make this into a meme and this frau went viral again. I can.

She was cute in that commercial. She seemed genuinely annoyed by her annoying boss and having to turn the Xmas music up.

😲 😄 Yes! The first thing I noticed in the shot at R20 was Katherine Hepburn's footwear. She was flying her lesbian chic flag and didn't give two fucks.

I've been trying to find her appearance in her film debut of "Spider-Man: Far From Home" in the leading, but non speaking role of "Traveller," but I could not find her. Can anyone check to see if she is truly part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

what a gorgeous thin icon!

She's a Skinny Legend

I thought she was perfectly fine in the commercial. I say good for her. Let's stop punishing this poor girl.

Life has done that enough.

Her getting those threads deleted was malicious.

If she hadn't done that she would've been long forgotten about by now.

R35 How can anyone forget her?! She's a superstar in the making! /s

LOL

If you bitches wish to use MBM's iconic eye roll as a gif.

Many thanks, R37.

Boundaries have been named!

True Divas do not allow criticism around them!

I wonder if she will be asked to burp on command for her next project. At least she'll be making noise, rather than being completely silent.

Does anyone have a link to the full commercial?

R41 It's R1.

Thanks R42. I'm sure that pissed off face was over the little girl dropping the ice cream. And I can't believe none of the comments on the video about her amazing acting. It's MBM!!!

She's sexy to me. I love her long brunette hair. Her face is cute, too. Curvy actresses are rare. Is she single or married?

^ Is this a joke? Please tell me you're joking.

In the pic at R20, who is the hideous child-thing on the far right? It looks like the borgas smord kid, but couldn't be.

Here's some fun for the whole family! Who can solve this MBM-themed rebus correctly?

The Miller family should be very proud.

I'm not sure that Melissa Beth actually knows any of them, but they should be proud nonetheless.

R47 Mellie's Crossing?

I think about her when I beat my meat.

She looks like NYC drag icon Ari Kiki!

The non-stop interracial couple thing is ridiculous. Have we really reached the point of color-obsessed fear that we can’t show two of one kind without risking some massive loss?!

R51 I could see her playing MBM's aunt in that sitcom everyone kept mentioning in the first thread from almost two years ago.

Meryl is cowering as we speak!

I'd love to see Hollywood produce a movie with our beloved icon MBM, another DL favorite Nikki Blonsky, Beanie Feldstein and Maddie Baillio called "Fat Chicks." It would be about four, twenty something, fat fraus who make it their mission to punch above their weight and nab really sexy boyfriends. Perfect frau bait material and I bet it would do well at the box office...if only for the comic relief of how absurd and unrealistic the plot is. Remember, though, Hollywood is a town of fantasy, so this would play into that big time.

LOL @ r20.

Good for her, though.

[quote]another DL favorite Nikki Blonsky

More properly styled "DL Favorite Nikki Blonsky From The Movie [italic]Hairspray[/italic]"

Nikki Blonsky?! I don't know her...

No relation.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

How do ugly people get inspired to pursue a career in showbiz?

^ They have parents to enable and finance their delusional dreams of superstardom, that's how. Also, there's always a place in Hollywood for character actors, but not fat ones like MBM.

The article reminded me how classic the first thread was.

Couldn't remember if it covered why a girl whose best shot is a touring Fiddler On The Roof, choose Miller as a stage name? This isn't 1950 anymore.

Miller is her stage name?

This is the NY Times article that started it all...........

No, Miller is the family name. I saw family photos. She's the only Big member of the family.

She is really fat and homely. Sorry, but she just is.

Miller's a WASPy name at this point. As an unknown actor, she's risking pissing off a casting director who calls her in for a WASP role, or even worse, doesn't call her in for a more ethnic role she could better get.

The only roles she's up for is Fat Bridesmaid at Bachelor Party at Gay Bar in a film by Rob Williams or Casper Andreas

R46, I think the kid is Jackie Butch Jenkins (the little brother from National Velvet).

“The little brother of everyone’s dreams”

Here's a screenshot of my favorite reply from the legendary original thread about Melissa. I fucking love the queen who wrote this! Too bad that whore Muriel deleted the thread; she destroyed an important part of DL lore with it!

Funny r72!

R72 I wish someone would have screenshotted the whole thread before it got deleted.

I don't understand that cunty text back to Nikki Blonsky from Amanda Bynes. Yes, Amanda, you do know her. You fucking played her best friend in Hairspray.

I thought the original thread was bitingly hilarious ,but I never really understood the venom directed at this girl . SO WHAT if daddy paid her rent ? Against incredible odds shes at least trying to live her dream . So shes fat ? So shes plain ? Whats it to you ? Stranger things have happened (Im looking at you Chrissy Metz) .

R63 ahem?

R75

I didn’t know that, so that makes it super cunty of Bynes.

I’m beginning to like MBM.

Ok so I did some digging around the Spider-Man movie and I really can't identify her. I've narrowed it down to two scenes. This is the scene in Newark towards the end.

And this is the scene in the airport in Venice. Either way, it's not a visible face shot at all. Sometimes, background actors, especially non-union, get used for more than one scene, so technically they both might be her. For the life of me, I can't understand why she'd add this "credit" to her IMDB page if she's not even really visible in the film. So fucking crazy. She is really delusional.

[quote]I don't understand that cunty text back to Nikki Blonsky from Amanda Bynes. Yes, Amanda, you do know her. You fucking played her best friend in Hairspray.

Fuck off. They had worked together on one project SIX YEARS earlier (look at the dates).

Do you even remember, let alone "know" any of your coworkers from six years ago?

Don't you think that if they were truly friends, Nikki would have Amanda's cell number? She was obviously just being a starfucker trying to glom onto Amanda.

Plus, where have you been? Everyone knows Amanda is schizophrenic.

R76 and R78 = Frauen

Here she is in "She's The Man, Too", which went straight to DVD.

The Amanda Bynes troll better back away slowly to another thread. This one is about DL Sweetheart MBM! Run off now or a bitch is going to get stabbed!

I have a feeling I know how she got the last thread, the MGM one, deleted. It's because I linked to the video from her Vimeo page of her "acting" reel and she must have seen the referral. I won't do that again. You can go to her webpage to see it for yourselves. I did, however, manage to get a screenshot from it. She looks very frau-esque in this scene. The role seems like a knock off of Law & Order: SVU. I could see her doing a guest role on that show and then never getting another serious acting job again.

I'd like to be her dad's accountant right about now...

"Alright, Mr. Miller, so just to sum things up, we paid $120,000 for Melissa Beth's rent in NYC, $480,000 for her college degree, and so far she's made $5,250 for her acting career. We also have to factor in her expenses such as food, food, hairspray, and more food. So we're looking at about an $867,000 deficit here."

Girls, we have done our duty. We have officially made Melissa Beth Miller a star in an eBay commercial, which is actually a big deal. Yes, it was a road paved with insults and cattiness. but we got her there.

Overheard at Marble Casting:

Melissa Miller: Well why did you hold me up for so long? Why did you keep asking me to come back? I had another job I could have taken. You lead me to believe I had this job.

Connie Marble: Well, Miss Miller, Miss uh... MISSY Miller, you just must have been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? I mean, surely you've heard the expression 'don't count your chickens'? Well, APPLY IT!

Melissa Miller: You're a real CUNT, do you know that? A real f***ing CUNT! How can you be so shitty to people? How can you STAND yourself?

Connie Marble: I guess there's just two kinds of people, Missy: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day.

Melissa Miller: (flipping her off) Eat the bird, bitch!

I am big! It's the apartments in New York that got small!

How very DARE the couple not be gender fluid!!!

Stop defending her and calling her sweet. She knows what she did!.

DL knows how to handle bad pussies who won't behave

MBM wouldn't have to settle for non speaking roles in commercials if she had a better management team behind her. This is who "represents" her.

R76 the venom was more directed at this girls complete DELUSION that she could just move to NYC on daddy's dime and become an "actress." Also, IIRC, she had quite a list of demands for the apartment which we wasn't paying for on her own.

She just came off as extremely spoiled and entitled.

She even sent her cat back home to her parents because she couldn't be bothered.

Is this a remake of “Carol”?

Boring basics like Melissa are what NYC is now. They're supported by their parents and come to NYC to be 'fabulous.' They're all very tiresome and stupid.

R96 That may have been the case last year, but that's not the case any longer. Most of those trust fund supported transplants moved out at the beginning of the pandemic and have not returned since. Good riddance. May they stay in their small, unimportant towns where they belong.

MBM has been back in NYC since early September, she's very excited to be "home"

Maybe there is a DLer who is also a casting director and decided to do the ultimate mitzvah for MBM (i'm loving this monogram for her) with this commercial. What's next for her trajectory to star?

She'll win the Oscar* for portraying Neil Sedaka in the warts-and-all biopic, "Laughing In The Rain".

False, r97. Some of them have left, but a lot of these boring basic cunts are still all over NYC.

My bubbie is gonna be a big Broadway star!

There's no way she's living in Manhattan off of "chess lessons". She has 3 siblings. How many years is Daddy going to fund her dreams?

[quote]but I never really understood the venom directed at this girl .

Sweet Pea, where the fuck do you think you are?

R79, Revisit and look at some of the buildings SM was jumping on and off. In a grey sweater, standing really still, she could be actual background.

R101 I never said [quote] every basic bitch [/quote] left NYC, but a lot of them did. You can't dispute this.

R105 The IMDB credit has her listed as a "traveller," so I looked at the airport scenes, the scenes in Venice and in London. Those two shots were the only ones were it could remotely be her. She didn't even get a clear, visible bit of screen time in the movie, which is why it's so shocking to me that she'd list this on her resume. You're not supposed to list any background work, but especially not ones where you can't even be clearly seen. Like, my God, this girl is a total amateur. She got lucky with the commercial, but I highly doubt she's going to make a go of this once the pandemic is over. She'll probably end up where the original NY Times said she would, going to school for psychology.

That [italic] every basic bitch [/italic] was supposed to be an italic.

Hopefully one of those basic bitches still hanging around NYC is a nice Jewish boy who can start paying Melissa's bills from now on!

I wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Miller are hoping and praying that Melissa meets a nice doctor so he can take on the burden of funding her.

Lol. So she came on datalounge and lashed out or something?

We love all 3 of our kids

[quote] Hopefully one of those basic bitches still hanging around NYC is a nice Jewish boy who can start paying Melissa's bills from now on!

We won't even care if he's a feygalah. Our Missy, she may be fat, but she's also a meeskite! Oy...

The Matchmaker is going to need combat pay for this one.

R110 Hell, DL would've found a modicum of respect for her if she'd done that. Instead she complained to Muriel and got the threads deleted.

R114 more like daddy threatened a lawsuit against DL

R111 Where did you find that picture? Also, fantastic shady comment there. ;)

R115 This.

They really should've put the giant dog in front of Melissa for the photo op.

And where the fuck am I????

^ You've been replaced.

R118 At least I’m still alive, Fido. You’ve been missing ever since that afternoon MBM got hungry and couldn’t find any Triscuits in the pantry.

Wow MBM has a hot brother!

Don't get ahead of yourself. He's average looking at best.

She has a pretty face and nice skin

Awww R121 look how much he loves his sister!

Her brother’s just fine wit me! And no she doesn’t have a pretty face. Fuck.

"Our Melissa was just about to make her Broadway debut before COVID" Mrs. Miller, on her 4th glass of wine during Zoom Thanksgiving

Melissa's parents might as well take all the many thousands they're spending to support Melissa in NYC and set it on fire. What a waste of money.

Holy shit, her brother is cute as fuck! And you just know that he has a thick kosher willy hiding inside his pants.

He is NOT cute. Are you fags sure you're not looking at the dog?

He's cute in a (slightly geeky) boy next door sort of way, which is the look I personally like the best when it comes to men. I'd pick him over those annoying instagram gym bunnies anytime.

Our DL Icon better watch out. There's another MBM trying to take her place as [italic] the [/italic] Melissa B Miller.

Their fat ugly daughter wants to go to NYC to be an actress. Any idiot can see she doesn't have a chance in hell. It will cost thousands and thousands of dollars to support her for god knows how long. They could probably buy a condo in Boca for the money they're going to shell out. Stupid, stupid parents.

I told her, "Tell people you're an actress who sings. And don't cut your nails!".

She is completely fascinating. Absolutely one to watch.

If I were Melissa I would embrace my following on DL, because right now this is the only place where's she's a household name (even if it is for all the wrong reasons). And who knows, maybe she could end up like Bette Midler one day, another homely Jewish gal who became popular with the gays first and today she's worth close to a quarter of a billion $.

Bette Midler had real talent and was witty and funny.

R135 Are you saying you didn't find Melissa's instantly iconic eyeroll funny? It was funnier than the whole of "Jinxed!" was.

She has a bank she knows, to go bank at with daddy’s dolla. And she binge at the diner. And she babysit, I’m glad her degree worth something

Can someone translate ^^^^^ ?

Those Leonberger dogs are the cutest thing posted on this thread so far.

Another lesson an actress should have learned on Day 1: never play opposite a kid or a dog; they will steal the picture every time.

She could get work playing the role of Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, lurking in the background of an episode of To Catch a Predator based on the pussy grabber in chief.

I'm decided to embrace my status as gay icon and I'm not going to ask dad to close this thread. Now you should do your thing and help me with a makeover or at least recommend me a new hairstyle.

R140 I could totally see her playing the Huckabeast in a movie about the Trump administration. She totally fits the part.

Does anyone have enough time on his hands to track down her brother's insta/fb account? I still can't get over that big-eared cutie pie.

I can check if we know what his name is.

[quote]nice skin

Her father works in a Jergens factory.

She's going to be a big superstar someday soon. Will sell millions of units worldwide.

"... an actress should have learned on Day 1: never play opposite a kid or a dog"

True that. I didn't work for years.

R122 = Helen Keller

At least with Chrissy Metz, you can tell there's a pretty face underneath all the blubber. Not so with MBM.

^ Agree. Look at the picture of her sisters at R111. They are just as ugly as she is, but not as fat. MBM can shed all the weight off and it won't do anything for her looks.

You’re all more disgusting than she will ever be. Bunch of bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard.

^ Uh huh.

r150 it's more what she represents that has us turned off.

She can shed the fat and then if she styled herself chic or sexy then she could be attractive. What do we know? It’s possible. Maybe she has this really great style or sexy persona!

"if she styled herself chic or sexy then she could be attractive"

No. She is intrinsically unattractive. Not one attractive feature. She looks like the lovechild of Mama Cass and Tiny Tim- without the talent or charisma.

She looks like the audience of James Lipton's show ("Hi, I'm Sofi Lipschitz and I'm on the Actor Track. Hi.").

[quote]She looks like the audience of James Lipton's show ("Hi, I'm Sofi Lipschitz and I'm on the Actor Track. Hi.").

This made he laugh out loud. Watching "Inside the Actor's Studio" and seeing the audience, you'd think "these losers are never going to make it" in regards to so many of them.

[quote]Bunch of bitter old queens hiding behind a keyboard.

Just the one dear?

Who’s hiding?

We didn’t get those threads deleted.

I think this thread has become a little more mean-spirited than necessary but I think that's just people releasing their frustrations because DL keeps deleting MBM-themed threads. I'm glad this one is still up; perhaps Muriel has finally realized that Melissa's status as a DL fav and gay icon won't go away with a simple press of delete button.

[quote]living her truth

JFC.

Thanks to everyone who posted some background on the original thread. I'm new here and never knew that Muriel could be pushed to delete threads. Now, I want to know as much as I can about that original thread. Reading the NYT's article, I can only imagine the savage posts! She was begging for it.

She must be familiar with the site.

I wonder if she posts herself, or if someone informed her.

Maybe her father subscribed to the site and was pissed at the posts.

People like her should just got back to their boring suburban towns and leave NYC alone.

In Walmart I’m a very skinny lady.

[Quote] I wonder if she posts herself, or if someone informed her.

She probably had a Google alert on her name and found the original thread and had her daddy sending a threatening email to Muriel to delete it. For the last thread, the MGM one, it's because I posted a Vimeo of her "acting" reel and she must have seen the referral. Either way, it's absurd that she thinks she can get these threads deleted, especially now that she's a semi public figure. Those are the breaks, frau. Get used to it.

[Quote] I think this thread has become a little more mean-spirited than necessary

I don't. I think it's hilarious, though the original thread was much funnier. Still, we have some witty posts here that have made me LOL so hard.

Has Melissa found a nice man to marry yet?

If MBM somehow gets this thread deleted, the next one ought to be called "DL Icon Melissa Beth Miller: Does Her Pussy Stink?"

[quote] Has Melissa found a nice man to marry yet?

Give it up, Yetta. You'll be lucky if she turns sapphic.

I'm getting a bit of a douchebro vibe from her brother's FB account. He has nice feets, though.

And he also posted in August that his sis (I'm guessing he had MBM in mind) was looking for a new apartment in NYC, which means she isn't living in that legendary hole from the NYT article anymore.

MBM's brother kind of looks like that comedian Nathan Fielder.

Where did you find that picture? What is his name?

So I guess MBM went home during the pandemic after all and expects to make a return to NYC soon. LOL, I thought for sure that being back at home would have meant Mr. and Mrs. Miller would have put immense pressure on her to get a psychology degree. Seems the delusion is as strong as ever.

Don't FUCK with me you little homosexual men.

Are dinner theatres still open? MBM could be a passable Tracy Turnblad in a production of 'Hairspray' at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre in Jupiter, FL.

R170 I didn't want to post his account here because I don't want to give that whore Muriel an excuse to shut down this thread too.

And MBM has already made a triumphant return to NYC because she wrote on her account in September that she's a New Yorker again. Here's hoping her new place gets its own spread as well.

R173 What's his name? I'll go look it up myself.

She's back already? LOL. Good luck girl. Then again, since TV productions are running again and they are having a hard time getting people to show up, maybe she'll get some work after all. Who knows.

Just type "Ben Miller Baltimore" into FB search box. He's posing in front of some mountains in his profile pic.

She is aggressively homely.

According to MBM's IG, she was a Disney World Cast Member in the summer of 2018. She must've been an intern, as her name badge lists Muhlenberg College under her name. No mention of her illustrious eBay commercial yet...she's so humble.

I'm having trouble finding it. It's fine. If you see any other posts or pictures worth sharing, please do so, especially since it seems like MBM is looking to make her NY comeback LOL.

According to MBM's Linkedin page, when she's not gracing our television screens with her marvelous "acting talent," she is a chess tutor. Seems she's not a complete moron.

I'm sure Melissa's siblings are just THRILLED that thousands and thousands of their potential inheritance $$$ is being pissed away like this.

R172 Her resume shows she has done Oliver! and Carousel at the "Oregon Ridge Dinner Theatre".

Not linking to her resume, as the referral might be how she found the previous threads. If you google her name you'll find her site and her resume is on there. She also lists her roles at summer camp as credits.

She should list her masturbation sessions as sex scene experience.

I'm sure she's a prude like DL Favorite Nikki Blonsky From The Movie Haispray in that MBM will never do a nude scene or any sex scene at all whatsoever, if this "acting" thing really does take of for her.

R179 All those jobs and skills form part of the rich tapestry of life experience that MBM draws from in order to nail her roles to such accolades and rapturous applause. Why, I’ve heard it said she’s been compared to a young Dame Judy Dench, but more well rounded.

Fun fact about our beloved DL Icon: She starred in a TV pilot for Elizabeth Shue called "Constance" in the leading role of "Student." Unfortunately, the pilot was never picked up. Those are the breaks in show business.

She’s like Meryl without the receding hairline.

She teals knows how to fill out a role!

She’s like Meryl without the receding hairline.

She really knows how to fill out a role!

She's like Kay Francis without the lisp. She really brings some extra glamour into every role she does.

[quote]She really knows how to fill out a role!

Yes! With a massive gunt.

Thanks R189 for pointing out the fucking obvious. The unsophisticated DL audience would have missed the subtly placed jibe otherwise.

^ Sometimes a good old fashioned fat joke works.

I'd like to share MBM's resume again because it was hilarious. Besides listing no real professional credits, it listed "Burping on Cue" as a "Special Skill."

R191, thanks for that. She can also solve a "rubix cube" (but can't spell "rubik's cube"). I bet that and the burping on cue got her the eBay gig of rolling her eyes.

MBM and her agent both use gmail accounts...So amateurish.

She lists "SWIMMING" as a skill???

I guess she is a whale, after all.

I think MBM is cute. I would cast her in something or ask her to sing a song on a soundtrack for a film I was doing.

I respect aspiring American actors who are hustlin' and trying to make it. I would rather cast her than some British snot or Aussie Neighbors trash over here in LA living it up with their free health insurance while people like MBM get very few opportunities.

Sorry, I loathe most Commonwealth actors under 45.

Why r195? They're better than a lot of young American actors these days.

I think her brother is super cute. He has that slightly geeky yet athletic look going on which I love. He has a very cute smile.

How tall is he?

R111 - I saw the sibling shot. Wow, her sisters are beautiful/sexy in that kind of "approachable" way. The one all the way to the right definitely has that "spark" that's very appealing. As I said earlier, I think her brother is sexy. How tall is he, though? MBM is only 5'1. He looks like perfect husband material - thick hair with good hairline, looks healthy and like he takes care of himself, cute smile, low bodyfat. Good-looking but not too good-looking.

If MBM lost the weight (which can't be much...maybe 30 or 40 pounds since she's so short), she'd have a fighting chance at an acting career. As I said, I would hire her. Does she have any demos of her singing?

Little Ben with his boyfriend?! I know that's probably just a douchebro buddy of his with him but there's still something gay about this pic and their body language.

And judging from the pics I'd say he's between 5'9 and 5'10 tall. Looks like it was MBM who got all the pygmy genes in that family.

R199 - which one is he?

The one on the right.

R199 - wow, he's a cutie. I have seen straight friends pose like that before. Ten years ago, that would seem like they were a couple.

Little Ben with his girlfriend? (Or ex-gf, because his profile says he's currently single)

I sensed more chemistry in that all-male pic above.

R203 - she's cute but yeah, I don't sense much chemistry.

The guy in the pic is probably a childhood friend or something. He had no brothers growing up so I could see that guy being like a surrogate brother figure he'd feel comfortable traveling with. That said, the friend is very handsome.

MBM's grandpa was a hottie too! I'd do him in a heartbeat...If this was still 1955, that is.

Could you imagine how mortified you'd be if you discovered there was an anonymous chat forum of fraus you don't even know, ripping you to shreds, stalking your and your family's social media pics?

Creepy as FUCK

R206 Then these people would finally realize that posting family pics without setting their accounts to private first makes them available for all the world (including potential stalkers and weirdos) to see.

I certainly don't feel bad about commenting on pics that some idiot posted without any possible care for their own privacy.

R206 Perhaps she shouldn't have agreed to be featured in the New York Fucking Times of all places portraying herself as the most delusional, entitled, trust funded, wanna be "actress" of all time. She wants to pursue a legitimate career in show business? Prepare for these sorts of threads to be created. Don't like it? Quit and don't do a fucking eBay commercial.

R195 Are you casting director? If so, get in touch via the contact info at R191. If possible, please cast her for a role which requires her to burp on cue. We're all dying to see this.

LOL I bet she started this tread for more attention after getting the one deleted last year.

R210 No, I started it because she got the last thread deleted. If she gets her daddy to delete this one, I've already said at R167 what the title will be.

Look at OP (R211) restating her boundaries now so she doesn’t have to state them then...

I said to Melissa she had to live in Manhattan, there are too many schvartzes in Brooklyn.

I think Mr. Miller put the kibosh on Newark, as mentioned in the NY Times article.

Yetta Miller is my new favorite DL character

Mbm would have gotten jumped in Newark

You remember Lillian, who I play mah jongg with on Wednesdays? No, not Lillian Rabinowitz. Lillian Cohen. Cohen. Lillian Cohen. Her husband was Morrie who ran the pharmacy. Yes, her. Anyway, she has a grandson who has a friend who's an internist at Beth Israel in New York. You remember your Aunt Rachel went there because she had stomach pains, they thought she ate something that was off. Oy vey, if only it had been that simple! It was much worse. Full of cancer. So Lillian tells me this friend of her grandson's is single and a very nice boy. And an internist! He'll have his own practice one day. Make a very nice living. I think Melissa should meet this young man.

I wonder what MBM did for Thanksgiving this year.

"She should list her masturbation sessions as sex scene experience."

She's on Pornhub as 'Mistress Missy', pegging guys and talking trash. Does that count? I mean, it's kinda film...

I like to stand next to her so I can look smaller.

Nobody can make you look smaller, Chrissy. Just read R148 and be satisfied with that.

How old is MBM? I hope she doesn't repeat history by dying at 25 like this Melissa Beth Miller did in 1995.

Eh, so she's overweight. I think her face is fine. Her skin is good and so is her hair. Yes, her resume is amateur hour, but I respect her actually booking a little bit in a commercial. At least she's trying. Acting's a very rough profession and it's particularly rough if you're a chubby white woman--there have always been way more actresses than actors and far fewer roles. Now you get to throw in the big diversity push and there are even fewer roles, while most wannabe actresses are still, yep, white. (I sat through some large college auditions a couple of years back and, boy, I was amazed at how white it was compared to how casting is working these days.)

Her best shot would be if she had a good belt--the fat girl with the big voice is a type and there continue to be types for that part (thank you, Ethel Merman), but while she's got musicals on that resume, I don't see much in the way of musical leads. That and ending up at Muehlenberg after attending CMU's summer program makes me think she didn't get the big voice.

We can vouch that it's hard out there for fat, white women.

[quote]Now you get to throw in the big diversity push and there are even fewer roles, while most wannabe actresses are still, yep, white. (I sat through some large college auditions a couple of years back and, boy, I was amazed at how white it was compared to how casting is working these days.)

Friends of mine who work in the entertainment business tell me this all the time. The casting pool is overwhelmingly white, but with all the diversity requirements there's a big scramble to find enough actors of color who can fit certain roles. In reality, there is very little diversity in the acting profession, it's not what you would be led to believe by how tv and movies look these days.

So you're saying minority actors have a better shot than white ones?

From what my friends in the business tell me, there are specific instructions to cast minority actors throughout the industry now (nobody wants to appear racist) but minority actors are a MUCH smaller pool than white actors so their chances of getting cast in something these days are pretty good.

R225. Yep. 17 percent of all roles last year were performed by Black actors--which is well over the percentage of Black in the U.S. and more than double the percentage of Black SAG members (around 7 percent). I'm sure it's why you see Black singers getting shots at decent acting roles--there's a demand for the talent. I'd assumed that the talent pool was in line with the general population, but nope.

But what I find really crazy is the push for diversity casting in Britain, which remains a very white country--Blacks are only 3 percent of the population, but are the go-to minority in casting instead of South Asian actors, though South Asians are a bigger minority there.

I figure we're in a phase of overcompensating for previous whitewashing and kind of hope things settle down in a bit.

R226, sort of. You can be minority, but not *too* minority. In other words, being cute and mixed race is the current casting sweet spot for actresses. Thus, the career of the rather bland Zendaya.

Being a white Latina is also a good one--you get the ethnicity points, without looking too ethnic.

The mixed race couples in almost every commercial these days seem to almost always be white man with ethnic woman. Another strike against our new favorite character actor

Yes, mixed race/racially ambiguous is very big right now.

She's no Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale

This chick was meant to play Sarah Huckabeast Sanders.

Will she do chaturbate?

I'm curious, now that MBM is back in New York, if she will get any work? Productions are still active. Will she risk Covid to act profesionally?

A mask may be her best friend..

Seems this thread has been throttled a bit. Next it’ll be deleted.

It's just run out of steam. How much is there really to say about this blobfish?

I'm sure it would pick up steam again if she somehow, miraculously, got another gig. R195, where you at? Get moving on it so we can continue to have content to discuss in this thread.

Merry Christmas Eve you nasty cunts. You will rue the day when you mocked me when I become the biggest star on Broadway.

The only reason she doesn't have a bigger career is because of COVID. Fucking Chinese trying to derail her career...

Her part at R240 looks wiggy.

Let's enjoy this DL classic on Christmas day.

The person who said she looks like a combo of Mama Cass and Tiny Tim was spot on. Still laughing...

I actually hope she gets to headline a Mama Cass TV movie.

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The original thread was grand. I spent an evening of my time stalking our dear MBM, found a YouTube clip of her singing Good Morning Baltimore and just after I posted, Mr Miller forced Muriel to remove the entire thread. I'll try to find it again.

We need a twink to take one for the team and sign up for one of her online classes.

[quote]she was a Disney World Cast Member in the summer of 2018. She must've been an intern.

Understudy for EPCOT's Spaceship Earth.

R248

[Quote] There are no open spots for this class, but you can request another time or scroll down to find more classes like this.

[quote]Maybe her father subscribed to the site and was pissed at the posts.

After shelling out to support his baby's futile attempts at stardom, he probably can't afford it.

[quote] And who knows, maybe she could end up like Bette Midler one day, another homely Jewish gal who became popular with the gays first and today she's worth close to a quarter of a billion $.

Unfortunately for her, there are no places like the Continental Baths around anymore.

Fat whore.

I think MBM would look better with very short hair

She's a cutie. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she gets cast in a great project that nets her acclaim and awards, so that the unnecessarily nasty harassment and cyber-bullying somehow has a silver lining. Her brother is sexy.

Gurl needs to move to LA if she wants her career as an actress to take off. She will need to loose a significant amount of weight, maybe 100 pounds, plus invest in some significant cosmetic surgery. She also needs to upgrade the frumpy wardrobe and dress more sluttier. Oh, and ditch the chess thing

[quote]She will need to loose a significant amount of weight, maybe 100 pounds

Don't let her "loose" it on me -- I have sufficient.

[quote]All students should have taken improv classes in the past and be able to confidently 'Yes, And' their scene partners.

Yes, And tell us Melissa, why you had to move from NYC the first time? Yes? And do you get residuals from your eBay commercial? Yes? And how much do you friggin' weigh?

R255 = Stevie Wonder

[Quote] do you get residuals from your eBay commercial

No she wouldn't because it's not a speaking part.

Could she play Trump in drag?

[quote]No she wouldn't because it's not a speaking part.

Screw you R260. You don't need words with that eye-roll of mine. It speaks VOL-UMES!

I miss her

Is she famous yet???

Nope.

Is she famous yet???

She should amen her name to Lissabeth Miller. It's more memorable.

*amend

I hate that fat bitch!

Bump. Merry Christmas bitches.

She should replace Beanie Feldstein in Funny Girl on Broadway!

But can she sing?

That didn't stop Beanie Feldstein!