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Madonnas daughter gets engaged

she just posted this on ig

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by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 2:13 PM

TL;DR: No one cares.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 1:08 PM

Theres no way she's engaged. Its a joke! Guaranteed.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 1:54 PM

Probably to some quality gentleman. Jk.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 1:55 PM

It must suck to be Madonna's daughter. Once you get to a certain level of celebrity, you shouldn't be allowed to have kids. It's virtually impossible to be well adjusted in that situation.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 1:57 PM

Another talentless celebrity spawn. Probably a whore like her decrepit mother.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 2:00 PM

Timothée Chalamet's dick has been in that mouth.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 2:03 PM

Can you imagine the suburban parents of some young man having to meet their pink-haired, pretentious in-law, Madame X? Christ. . .

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 2:05 PM

How long before Madge is a Grandma?

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 2:10 PM

Vadge would DIE before having a kid running toward her yelling "grandma"

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by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 2:13 PM

I thought she was engaged a year or two ago.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 2:22 PM

what an unsightly hand with the scar and trashy ink

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM

That's not a diamond, or if it is, it is full of inclusions. She's playing

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM

She has bulimia knuckles, Madonna needs to intervene immediately!

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

What do we know about her relationship with her mother? Is it better than the one Madonna has with Rocco?

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

The worst fake ring ever! Got it from a packet of gum.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 2:38 PM

As long as the checks continue to clear, her relationship with Momdonna will continue to be peachy.

Once the flow of money stops, the tell-all interviews will start.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 3:11 PM

She's probably pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 3:16 PM

Probably to get away from her freak of a mother.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 3:24 PM

"Welcome to the Ciccone family! It's custom for me to blow my future son-in-laws. Drop trou, dear. Madame X is feeling maternal!"

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 3:40 PM

Timmy's little dick has never been in a female mouth R6.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 3:43 PM

Nasty little tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 3:48 PM

Other than the uncovered scabs, what a hairy little hand that is! Lourdes should use Ari Melber’s method of clearing the forest, it’s far more dainty. Are we sure that this is Lourdes’ hand? Ugh, poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 3:51 PM

“Classy” with a capital K.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 3:52 PM

r13 But Lola isn't even easting disorder skinny.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 6:56 PM

^ *eating

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 6:56 PM

Has she been in a fist fight?

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 7:07 PM

r22, she doesn't have hair on her hand. Pores, because she's human. Your blinding hatred of her has you seeing things that ain't there.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 7:19 PM

Small diamond for a celeb; although I really like the emerald cut.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 7:27 PM

She needs an intervention for her bulimia.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 7:27 PM

Reading comprehension is usually covered in the third grade, R27. Ever hear of waxing? Her pores are huge from the chronic hair removal. Thus my mention of Ari Melber’s deforestation technique, as he is only slightly more (especially his hands) hirsute than Ms. DeLeon. As for my alleged antipathy toward poor widdle Lourdes, you did notice the sign on the way in, didn’t you?

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 7:28 PM

r14 The word on the street is that her relationship with Madonna is better than Rocco's.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 7:51 PM

Mom is going to try to steal the fiancé.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 8:03 PM

I thought your bulimia knuckles comment was a joke, r13, but it's a real thing. It's called Russell's Sign. Learn something new every day! Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 9:14 PM

Lola doesn't even have an Instagram account, which is why OP linked to a random pic and not to the alleged post.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 9:33 PM

she does have an ig account, no 24 year old in 2020 doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 6:29 AM

The fingernails are disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 6:38 AM

She might have a private IG account r35 but she doesn't have a public one that OP would have seen.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 6:50 AM

how can she work with those nails....oh yeah, does she even work?

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 6:57 AM

R36: SHE’S disturbing!

by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 6:59 AM

Did this girl go to college?

by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 7:00 AM

R13- Bulimics are usually plump.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Saturday at 6:44 AM

R40, she supposedly went to University of Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Saturday at 6:47 AM

Pretty sure Lourdes doesn’t have IG. She may be “talentless celebrity spawn” but she’s really not very obtrusive or famewhorey.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Saturday at 6:51 AM

Fake news

0 / 100

by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 6:52 AM

I'll take Lourdes over the Smith children any day. Not that I would ever want to be in a position where I'd have to choose between them but still...

by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 6:53 AM

She turned out to be a very pretty young lady.

Let’s hope she has better taste in husbands than mom does.


by Anonymousreply 46Last Saturday at 6:59 AM

Of all the celeb spawn, Lourdes is the least offensive. She's not an attention whore, we never see her other than walking around the city, she went to Michigan and lived in the dorms with roommates. I like her b/c she seems as down to earth as she can. She's smart. I hate the nails, but that's a thing right now.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Saturday at 7:15 AM

omg cheap fug embarassing

by Anonymousreply 48Last Saturday at 7:17 AM

Yes she went there R42. Fucked half the football team then went back to NY.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Saturday at 1:18 PM

Its a piece of shit and four prongs. I mean...

by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 2:13 PM
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