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Tricks you threw out of your house

This totally hot piece of trade was sucking my cock magnificently when I finally had enough and said I wanted him to fuck me. He said he “didn’t do butt stuff.” WTF? I told him he wasted enough of my time and to get out.

He started to argue, saying “Why can’t we just suck?” I told him “To what end? Sucking is only foreplay. If it’s not leading to sex, then get the fuck out.” He left, dejected.

What is it with these freaks who will get you all hot and bothered with oral, but won’t go all the way?

by Anonymousreply 2811/20/2020

I threw a guy out when he told me he was 18 instead of 15

by Anonymousreply 111/18/2020

R1 You go girl!

by Anonymousreply 211/18/2020

Op, you're quite a pissy little Miss Priss, aren't you?

Talk about a bossy bottom!

He should have punched you in the face before he left, you nasty imperious queen!

by Anonymousreply 311/18/2020

That’ll teach you. Learn to ask questions about what they’re “into” before you set yourself up for future disappointments.

by Anonymousreply 411/18/2020

I hope you gave him at least half his fee.

by Anonymousreply 511/18/2020

OP has STATED her BOUND-aries!

by Anonymousreply 611/18/2020

Good set up OP. Pithy and cunty. Did you workshop that at Iowa, or Breadloaf? Kind of downscale, grim, though.

by Anonymousreply 711/18/2020

OP, it’s not just your “totally hot piece of trade”. Thing is, no one else wants to fuck you either.

by Anonymousreply 811/18/2020

Melania.

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2020

Back during the heyday of gay.com hookup rooms, I connected with this guy that used old photos in his profile. When he got to my place I told him I wasn't interested. He pulled my door off the hinges and peeled out of my driveway. Left skid marks. That was scary.

by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2020

OP you’re mad that your trick is gay for pay but only up for certain way? You should’ve negotiated with him before if he was willing to do “butt stuff”.

by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2020

[quote]Left skid marks.

Better on your driveway than your sheets.

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2020

So true, R12. I also remember this dude smelling like he bathed in Cool Water cologne. So gross.

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2020

Op, sure Jan

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2020

Cool Water smelled great when it was introduced in 1988, which is about the date this fantasy could have possibly taken place.

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2020

I remember a night when I had friends over and my roommate had a trick. Appropriate noises were being made and then all of a sudden we heard: "Get out! GET THE FUCK OUT!"

A naked man runs past us in the living room and down the building stairwell, followed by my roommate throwing his clothes down.

We asked why and Paul said, "He wasn't doing it for me." More like the bitch was drunk and when she started coming to, realized her 10 was a 5.

We couldn't stop laughing.

by Anonymousreply 1611/18/2020

OP oh my gawd gurl....and what happened when you woke up from this dream sweetie?

by Anonymousreply 1711/18/2020

I was the trick who got thrown out once.

I was 21 or 22 and an older man (maybe 35) invited me to his apartment. I was a bit nervous, for no apparent reason, as he was quite charming. As soon as I got there, he wanted to get right down to business. No small talk, no offer of a drink. We were on the couch, kissing, and he unzipped my pants and reached in. I wasn't hard, not even a little, All of a sudden his voice got real harsh "What's the matter? Why aren't you hard?'

I was embarrassed (after all, at that age you're supposed to get hard when a bus goes by) and tried to get him back to kissing, thinking I'd get into it, but he pushed me away and said "I think you'd better leave" in a tone that made it very clear it wasn't up for discussion.

I was back on the street within ten minutes of having arrived, wondering what the fuck just happened.

by Anonymousreply 1811/18/2020

Love these stories! Such good choices we make! Great job DLers! 👏

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2020

To be fair R18, someone who can't get hard is a major fucking deal breaker.

It's the one thing I can't tolerate.

If you can't get hard, then don't even bother having sex. You're completely useless.

by Anonymousreply 2011/18/2020

R18 what an asshole but at least he spared you having to spend any more time with him. I guess we have all had a few of those.

by Anonymousreply 2111/18/2020

[quote] If you can't get hard, then don't even bother having sex. You're completely useless.

I'm sure with a little coaxing, I could've risen to the occasion.

And I was perfectly willing to get flipped over and bite the pillow, but he never gave me the chance

by Anonymousreply 2211/20/2020

That reminds me of the time I was making it with JFK Jr of all people.

We were making out on the couch and he reached into my pants and said "You're so big I don't know if I can take you up my ass."

I was so embarrassed I put all my clothes back on but not before he asked to see me again.

by Anonymousreply 2311/20/2020

That's why you always put crushed up tranquilizers in your their drinks.

That way you can drill a holes in their head and make an army of zombies.

by Anonymousreply 2411/20/2020

He asked if he could shower before we started. I gave him a towel. A white one. After he finished I went into the bathroom and the towel was covered in shit stains. Like he took a dump and wiped his ass on it. Scat Queen. Asked him to leave. Threw the towel away.

by Anonymousreply 2511/20/2020

R23 that must have been at Phillips Academy because by the time I got tired of his ass freshman year at Brown, no cock was too large. Christiane Amanpour used to joke about it. She was a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2611/20/2020

OP, maybe you have negotiated the butt fucking beforehand. What you did was really bitchy.

by Anonymousreply 2711/20/2020

Threw out?! I was using that big shepherd hook thing and I was pulling them in!

by Anonymousreply 2811/20/2020
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