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Celebrities who fart proudly

I imagine most celebrities hold their farts in when in public places, on the set and around the press, but I'm sure there are quite a few who don't care and just let loose in front of others. What celebrities do you suspect (or even know of) of farting in public without any shame or embarrasment?

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by Anonymousreply 73Last Tuesday at 7:25 AM

Kim Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 111/18/2020

Frances McDormand is lactose intolerant and is known to fart quite often during filming.

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by Anonymousreply 211/18/2020

Jack Nicholson

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Mitch McConnell

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by Anonymousreply 411/18/2020

Roseanne

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by Anonymousreply 511/18/2020

Ivanka

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by Anonymousreply 611/18/2020

OP, I see what you did! This is a stealth Ina Garten thread, isn’t it?

by Anonymousreply 711/18/2020

Cheryl is the queef queen!

by Anonymousreply 811/18/2020

Jennifer Lawrence, obvs

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2020

Lea Michelle, used to terrorise her underlings and extras and use her rancid rippers to exert her power over everyone on the set of Glee.

by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2020

I feel like Candy Crowley probably used to crop dust the CNN newsroom back in her heyday.

by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2020

Jack Black

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by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2020

True story: Whoopi Goldberg (real name: Karin Johnson) got her stage name for her inability to stifle farts--people compared her to a whoopie cushion.

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2020

Larry King, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2020

Debbie Winger

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2020

Chris Pratt

by Anonymousreply 1611/18/2020

I just read something about Tom Hardy farting in front of a makeup artist... and Tom Segura & Christina P used to have a fart mic on their podcast.

by Anonymousreply 1711/18/2020

Whoopi has audibly farted live on The View, and not just once.

by Anonymousreply 1811/18/2020

My aunt told me that she saw / heard Madonna farting on the David Letterman show. Madonna was demonstrating yoga, bent forward, and accidentally farted. That's what my aunt said. I can never find footage of that, though.

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2020

I’m betting Seth Rogen and Chris Pratt are proud farters

by Anonymousreply 2011/18/2020

Shia Labeouf, Russell Crowe, and Russell Brand all look like they fart proudly.

Also: Matthew McConaughey.

by Anonymousreply 2111/18/2020

There was a super cute video of Portuguese footballer Ricardo Quaresma letting out a fart during a press conference. I thought it would be on Youtube, but I can't find it. He was so gorgeous in his young days, but now he looks like a gangbanger.

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by Anonymousreply 2211/18/2020

Nancy Grace pooted on DWTS

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by Anonymousreply 2311/18/2020

Donald Dump

by Anonymousreply 2411/18/2020

Yes, Trump farts up a storm in public

by Anonymousreply 2511/18/2020

Cardi B

by Anonymousreply 2611/18/2020

In her memoir, "Love Lucy" Ball mentions William Frawley frequently broke wind on the set of I Love Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 2711/18/2020

Renee Zellweger joked that M farted constantly on the set of “One True Thing” during her SNL opening monologue.

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by Anonymousreply 2811/18/2020

That Nancy Grace was had me ROTFLMAO

by Anonymousreply 2911/18/2020

Rodney Dangerfield was very proud of his farts.

by Anonymousreply 3011/18/2020

R23 It sounds more like her stomach is growling.

by Anonymousreply 3111/18/2020

There were stories of Harrison Ford ripping farts in the audience at the Oscars after eating the pizza that host Ellen Degeneres handed out to everyone that year.

by Anonymousreply 3211/18/2020

Dame Judi Dench

by Anonymousreply 3311/18/2020

Chris Crocker

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by Anonymousreply 3411/18/2020

Always heard Lucy farted during one of her Dick Cavett interviews .

by Anonymousreply 3511/18/2020

Chrissy Metz but hers probably slip out in motion. I doubt she has the ability to clench her buns together to try to hold it.

by Anonymousreply 3611/18/2020

I imagine the old English rips like Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole would be loud and proud in their trumpeters' salutes.

by Anonymousreply 3711/18/2020

The opposite of proudly: Here's the headline from the front page of the Daily Mail right now.

"Ivanka Trump 'blamed a fart on her classmates when she was a bratty teenager' and creepy Donald commented on her friends' weight, former 'best friend' claims."

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by Anonymousreply 3811/18/2020

Once again, Frances McDormand

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by Anonymousreply 3911/18/2020

Kimberly Guilfoyle

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by Anonymousreply 4011/18/2020

When Carnie Wilson was the guest on Marc Maron's podcast, she talked about how she records her own farts on her phone and gives them all names like "Whispering Wind" and "Summer Stench" (I don't remember any of the actual names she used, but you get the idea).

Then she proceeded to play her collection of farts for the audience, cackling with glee.

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by Anonymousreply 4111/18/2020

Ew I don’t want to hear her Pet Sounds

by Anonymousreply 4211/18/2020

Mindy Cohn

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by Anonymousreply 4311/18/2020

Matthew Macconaughey is known to be a loud farter and a pound pooper. He make sure everyone in the next stall will hear him grunt in toilet.

by Anonymousreply 4411/18/2020

Janet Jacket used to shat herself on the reg while doing coffee enemas. She once bent over for Antonio Sabato jr and explosively shat all over him. Turned him conservative. True story.

by Anonymousreply 4511/18/2020

This thread is why I'm a proud DLer! Great choice of pics in OP and the first few posts. I'll trawl through the rest soon.

by Anonymousreply 4611/18/2020

Only the most currently popular and A list on this thread!

by Anonymousreply 4711/18/2020

R47 Then no Janet Jacket

by Anonymousreply 4811/18/2020

Tyler Perry

by Anonymousreply 4911/18/2020

The Madea costume had its own ecosystem.

by Anonymousreply 5011/18/2020

Jason Momoa

by Anonymousreply 5111/18/2020

Omg have they no shame!?

by Anonymousreply 5211/18/2020

George Clooney

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by Anonymousreply 5311/19/2020

M does. And the Academy has given her a nomination for each of them.

by Anonymousreply 5411/19/2020

At 2:48 Roseanne talks about how she farted on set a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 5511/19/2020

Rudy

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by Anonymousreply 5611/20/2020

This guy definitely does not

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by Anonymousreply 5711/20/2020

Um....

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by Anonymousreply 5811/20/2020

OP, love your choice of Kirstie Alley for the thread pic. She looks so much like a man in drag in that photo!

by Anonymousreply 5911/20/2020

Megyn

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by Anonymousreply 6011/20/2020

R60 was that her? Lol

by Anonymousreply 6111/20/2020

Eldergay here. Decades ago when I was support staff at a major law firm I overheard an an old partner tell a young attorney in the mens room "When I was young we used to fart more and laugh about it more."

by Anonymousreply 6211/20/2020

At an MTV music awards show, Taylor Swift farted loudly while accepting an award. She forced MTV to issue a statement declaring that it was a microphone malfunction and definitely not a giant stinky fart but you could see by everyone's expression next to her that it was indeed a giant stinky fart.

I also read that Brad Pitt use to enjoy locking himself in the car with his children and then farting excessively while laughing about it.

by Anonymousreply 6311/20/2020

Didn't Yoko Ono record her farts on an entire B-side of one of her albums?

by Anonymousreply 6411/21/2020

R64 It was an orgasm.

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by Anonymousreply 6511/22/2020

The famous harpsichordist Wanda Landowska farted loudly during many of her recordings (she was one of the first to revive interest in the antique instrument in the 20th century). There was no way to edit them out back then (1920s and 30s) so they mostly remain there today to be enjoyed by true connoisseurs.

by Anonymousreply 6611/23/2020

They didn't call them Dixie Farter and Smelta Jerk for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 6711/23/2020

I wrote the post above about harpsichordist Wanda Landowska's notorious flatulence in performance and on her recordings. I was surprised not to find much about it in a quick google search. But I did find this 2001 Amazon customer review of a re-release of some of her Scarlatti recordings:

[quote] Recording of a further 20 [sonatas] was completed in Paris in March 1940. As Denise Restout writes, the take of K490 was kept "as a testimony of those dangerous times". Anti-aircraft gunfire can be heard, alerting citizens to put on gas masks and run for shelter. Landowska, deeply absorbed in her playing, never faltered.

by Anonymousreply 6811/23/2020

Ina Farten owns this thread!

by Anonymousreply 6911/23/2020

I wonder if, when actors watch their old performances, they think things like “oh wow I remember that scene, I had major gas and was holding it in.”

by Anonymousreply 7011/23/2020

If you attend ballet with any regularity, you've heard some doozies. Ballet dancers fart all the time. First, they generally have terrible diets and second, have you ever tried to hold one in while doing a grand jeté or leaping through the air.?

by Anonymousreply 71Last Tuesday at 12:03 AM

^ Powerlifters have similar problems to dancers. And those guys can get LOUD.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Tuesday at 12:10 AM

Conchatta Ferrell

by Anonymousreply 73Last Tuesday at 7:25 AM
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