Celebrities who fart proudly

Kim Kardashian

Frances McDormand is lactose intolerant and is known to fart quite often during filming.

Jack Nicholson

Mitch McConnell

Roseanne

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OP, I see what you did! This is a stealth Ina Garten thread, isn’t it?

Cheryl is the queef queen!

Jennifer Lawrence, obvs

Lea Michelle, used to terrorise her underlings and extras and use her rancid rippers to exert her power over everyone on the set of Glee.

I feel like Candy Crowley probably used to crop dust the CNN newsroom back in her heyday.

Jack Black

True story: Whoopi Goldberg (real name: Karin Johnson) got her stage name for her inability to stifle farts--people compared her to a whoopie cushion.

Larry King, of course.

Debbie Winger

Chris Pratt

I just read something about Tom Hardy farting in front of a makeup artist... and Tom Segura & Christina P used to have a fart mic on their podcast.

Whoopi has audibly farted live on The View, and not just once.

My aunt told me that she saw / heard Madonna farting on the David Letterman show. Madonna was demonstrating yoga, bent forward, and accidentally farted. That's what my aunt said. I can never find footage of that, though.

I’m betting Seth Rogen and Chris Pratt are proud farters

Shia Labeouf, Russell Crowe, and Russell Brand all look like they fart proudly.

Also: Matthew McConaughey.

There was a super cute video of Portuguese footballer Ricardo Quaresma letting out a fart during a press conference. I thought it would be on Youtube, but I can't find it. He was so gorgeous in his young days, but now he looks like a gangbanger.

Nancy Grace pooted on DWTS

Donald Dump

Yes, Trump farts up a storm in public

Cardi B

In her memoir, "Love Lucy" Ball mentions William Frawley frequently broke wind on the set of I Love Lucy.

Renee Zellweger joked that M farted constantly on the set of “One True Thing” during her SNL opening monologue.

That Nancy Grace was had me ROTFLMAO

Rodney Dangerfield was very proud of his farts.

R23 It sounds more like her stomach is growling.

There were stories of Harrison Ford ripping farts in the audience at the Oscars after eating the pizza that host Ellen Degeneres handed out to everyone that year.

Dame Judi Dench

Chris Crocker

Always heard Lucy farted during one of her Dick Cavett interviews .

Chrissy Metz but hers probably slip out in motion. I doubt she has the ability to clench her buns together to try to hold it.

I imagine the old English rips like Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole would be loud and proud in their trumpeters' salutes.

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Once again, Frances McDormand

Kimberly Guilfoyle

When Carnie Wilson was the guest on Marc Maron's podcast, she talked about how she records her own farts on her phone and gives them all names like "Whispering Wind" and "Summer Stench" (I don't remember any of the actual names she used, but you get the idea).

Then she proceeded to play her collection of farts for the audience, cackling with glee.

Ew I don’t want to hear her Pet Sounds

Mindy Cohn

Matthew Macconaughey is known to be a loud farter and a pound pooper. He make sure everyone in the next stall will hear him grunt in toilet.

Janet Jacket used to shat herself on the reg while doing coffee enemas. She once bent over for Antonio Sabato jr and explosively shat all over him. Turned him conservative. True story.

This thread is why I'm a proud DLer! Great choice of pics in OP and the first few posts. I'll trawl through the rest soon.

Only the most currently popular and A list on this thread!

R47 Then no Janet Jacket

Tyler Perry

The Madea costume had its own ecosystem.

Jason Momoa

Omg have they no shame!?

George Clooney

M does. And the Academy has given her a nomination for each of them.

At 2:48 Roseanne talks about how she farted on set a lot.

Rudy

This guy definitely does not

Um....

OP, love your choice of Kirstie Alley for the thread pic. She looks so much like a man in drag in that photo!

Megyn

R60 was that her? Lol

Eldergay here. Decades ago when I was support staff at a major law firm I overheard an an old partner tell a young attorney in the mens room "When I was young we used to fart more and laugh about it more."

At an MTV music awards show, Taylor Swift farted loudly while accepting an award. She forced MTV to issue a statement declaring that it was a microphone malfunction and definitely not a giant stinky fart but you could see by everyone's expression next to her that it was indeed a giant stinky fart.

I also read that Brad Pitt use to enjoy locking himself in the car with his children and then farting excessively while laughing about it.

Didn't Yoko Ono record her farts on an entire B-side of one of her albums?

R64 It was an orgasm.

The famous harpsichordist Wanda Landowska farted loudly during many of her recordings (she was one of the first to revive interest in the antique instrument in the 20th century). There was no way to edit them out back then (1920s and 30s) so they mostly remain there today to be enjoyed by true connoisseurs.

They didn't call them Dixie Farter and Smelta Jerk for nothing.

I wrote the post above about harpsichordist Wanda Landowska's notorious flatulence in performance and on her recordings. I was surprised not to find much about it in a quick google search. But I did find this 2001 Amazon customer review of a re-release of some of her Scarlatti recordings:

[quote] Recording of a further 20 [sonatas] was completed in Paris in March 1940. As Denise Restout writes, the take of K490 was kept "as a testimony of those dangerous times". Anti-aircraft gunfire can be heard, alerting citizens to put on gas masks and run for shelter. Landowska, deeply absorbed in her playing, never faltered.

Ina Farten owns this thread!

I wonder if, when actors watch their old performances, they think things like “oh wow I remember that scene, I had major gas and was holding it in.”

If you attend ballet with any regularity, you've heard some doozies. Ballet dancers fart all the time. First, they generally have terrible diets and second, have you ever tried to hold one in while doing a grand jeté or leaping through the air.?

^ Powerlifters have similar problems to dancers. And those guys can get LOUD.

Conchatta Ferrell

Airline attendants do it all the time. I have a friend who told me that the pressure changes wreak havoc on their intestines - just like when the water bottles crunch up - anyway, they use the loud drone of the engines to drown out the farts while they walk up and down the isles. They call it crop dusting.

I SBD’s on the plane.

You love them, R75? You look for them?

Niall Horan.

Frances McDormand owns this thread.

Donald Trump

The flatulence king of the small screen

Hmm, just imagining a fart escaping from Cavill's plump, firm, furry cheeks.

R24 No he just goes ahead and shits in his diaper. All his farts are wet.

Anna Wintour

Elizabeth II

Brandad Ickson from all that Gelson’s potato salad.

Lizsha

Whoopie "cushion" Goldberg

Larry King owns this thread.

I have no proof but I would imagine a prankster like John Barrowman who used to get his cock out for a laugh would be the type to fart in front of people to get a reaction out of them.

Regis used to fart live on the air.

Jack Black is just as funny in person. My Dad’s construction company was hired to build his panic 🙀 room and Jack Black farted in his presents. Soon the whole crew was cracking up 😂.

Drew Barrymore. I can't believe no one has said her yet.

Ex-spouses Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds both seem like particularly brazen, open farters to me.

It's probably one thing that brought them together, back in the day.

Miriam Margolyes was the original Lens... prides herself on being as disgusting as humanly possible.

[quote]I have no proof but I would imagine a prankster like John Barrowman who used to get his cock out for a laugh would be the type to fart in front of people to get a reaction out of them.

Barroman has admitted in an interview that he once unintentionally farted loudly onstage during a dance number.

[quote]I feel like Candy Crowley probably used to crop dust the CNN newsroom back in her heyday.

Remember how she always stood sideways in her shots because she was so fucking fat she couldn't face the camera head-on or she'd fill up the whole screen? Now THAT'S fat!

Well I nevah! It is not lady-like.

Iola Boylen

Chasten

Johnny Depp

Leonardo DiCaprio

Tonight, Santa, after all that milk and cookies.

Courtney Love, for sure.

Patti LaBelle and Fergie the singer both peed on stage. I'm guessing they both unleash farts without much embarrassment.

Shawn Mendes' musky farts have been known to cure Long COVID.

Kari Lake

Keanu Reeves owns this thread.

Kimberly Guilfoyle