Chris Watts Gets Lucky in Prison

Baby killer? They were kids, weren’t they?

YUM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!

Fake news per The Daily Heil.

DL called his gayness first!

Shocking! Not.

That’s hot.

Are there more pictures?

His prison mate is the lucky one, OP.

That guy is too ugly for him. I hate looks discordant couples. Must be the money.

Shouldn’t this be the point where Mother steps in to comment about her mussy in relation to this cagemeat?

Makes me wonder if Trent Bolt was telling the truth.

That's definitely against the rules.

Jealous , bitches ?

My prison bitch was so much hotter!

Vaseline AND Baby Oil? Seems a bit excessive. One would think hearing the words baby + oil would be an instant boner killer, but whatever. Crazy there are still threads on this cretin.

It's so silly for consensual gay sex to be illegal in prison. They should give out atemporary gay prison marriage licence. Yeah I'm unrealistic but wouldn't that be nice.

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Pretty sure sex in prison is not allowed. Technically anyway. Why should heinous criminals have the privilege of sex? Let them suffer

I see what you did there R15, and you’re going to hell for that.

Shanann didn’t have a smile, she had a rictus.

Easy R19. I'm being quite serious in my disgust for him. If my mind goes there, how does his not? You may be joshing, but I don't think we believe in the same sort of afterlife. I don't subscribe to Christian notions of hell. Too bad though, as I think it would be perfect for him.

Doesn’t Vaseline and baby oil eat through the condoms?

The closet kills.

Why did the prison separate them? So what if they want to take turns pounding each other in the ass every night?

I busted a nut.

[QUOTE] The closet kills.

NOW you tell us!

[quote] the inmate's fiancée insists Watts was only 'helping out' his friend.

Are women REALLY this stupid?

Don’t you bitches even start, OK? Chris is a total top.

R27, what's wrong with a pal helping another pal? Look how helpful Aaron Rodgers was to his roommate, Kevin!

Oh please, all guys go gay in prison. They all have "prison wives" so just cause he's fucking some femmy bottom does it mean he was gay put if prison .

Watts is the bottom.

Weird dude. Best guess is he's a homicidal bi psycho. He seems very sexually motivated. It took him no time to give and and start banging ass. He will take at some point too if he hasn't already. Probably has kink tendencies too.

He's prison-gay. It's not the same as being gay-gay.

No homo bros.

I do agree Chris is the bottom.

I thought only bottoms collect underwear.

No i assure you not.

Here's a story about the alleged gay relationship of Chris Watts before he was arrested.

R38 weren't a lot of these people claiming that found to be an attention seeking nut though? I'm not sure why we would be thrilled if he was LGB when he's trash.

Prison sex shows you just how bisexual most men would be if society approved of it.

So, who's playing Chris in the Lifetime movie?

The only guys that are legit str8 kill themselves, they'd rather be dead than get fucked up the ass.

It’s the Internet, this could be a complete fabrication but it’s too bizarre to pass up. Tallman’s fiancée met him because she sent Chris a letter and he traded it to Tallman for a cinnamon bun and a packet of ramen noddles. The fiancée also has lupus like dear Shalanagandtsn and can’t work.

Watts receives a lot of mail in prison:

[quote] Richello [Watts' prison friend's girlfriend] wrote to Watts after he was sentenced to five life sentences plus 84 years for the 2018 murder of his 15-weeks-pregnant wife Shanann and their two daughters, Bella, 4, and Celeste, 3, in Colorado. But the killer receives so much mail from female admirers he passed her letter on to his friend Tallman — allegedly in return for a cinnamon bun and a packet of ramen noodles. Richello denies there was any such trade.

Tallman last bought stuff from the commissary in 2019, yet all Watts' stuff (from the commissary) is in Tallman's cell, incl. Watts' underwear. Sounds like Watts is really into Tallman.

"Prison sex shows you just how bisexual most men would be if society approved of it."

If you're only having sex with guys because there are no women are around, you're not really bi

The FBI and the kids own mother have said that the whackjob at R38 is a nutcase. He's like the guy who claimed to have killed JonBenet but was living in Europe at the time

Helping him out to me, translates to he was more than likely getting a hand job from Watts.

Chris was way into anal and getting rimmed from that discovery, I believe.

I think Chris is a total bottom. He seemed so submissive with everyone, even his mistress seemed to be the dominant one in the relationship.

He topped Trent though.

Anyone who believes Trent is a fucking idiot R50

Does he not realize how much he can be making by selling his underwear on the outside, especially if he does a cum shot into them? Instead of giving them to his prison boyfriend with bad repercussions for both he could raking it in. There was even a n Orange is the New Black storyline about this, how do people not know?

I believed him and now he’s hooking up with guys in prison.

Having sex with men when women aren't available doesn't make you gay.

And the FBI said Kissinger was his only confirmed lover. The others were just true crime humpers

R54 = the fiancé

[Quote]The FBI and the kids own mother (sic)

The who? The mother died after the kids, you retard.

So hot! So Oz!

R56 Trent's mother, you stupid shit

R58 That's what you should have said. How would anyone know, in a case involving kids, that "kid" for you means " gay guy"?

The crazy lady is either being led on, or is making stuff up because she can't handle the truth:

[Quote]She said that because Tallman is in Dodge on a probation hold after completing his sentence, he is not allowed to buy his own items from the commissary. However, John Beard, spokesman for the Wisconsin Department of Corrections, told DailyMail.com that is not the case.

She's (girlfriend of Tallman) nuts and, IIRC from the Daily Mail article, she has a terminal illness. She also has some type of professional degree and Chris Watts was the one she wrote to, not Tallman. Watts has so many admirers that he passed on the letter to Tallman in exchange for ramen, allegedly. The article didn't say when Tallman was eligible for release. Chris Watts got life, no parole. He will see a lot of men come and go while he sits there, getting older.

Chris needs a slave to worship his feet and cock. That’s me!

Were they boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs?

And how many days worn post laundry were they?

R63 According to the report at R43 they were boxers, specifically Fruit of the Loom boxers.

Tallman’s gf swears they were “brand new and clean, NOT used!”

Even if she is right in this case, she should understand that it is still weird that Chris is showering his friend with gifts without receiving anything (or at least anything material) back. There's no indication that any of Tallman's items have been found with Chris, so they're not exchanging goods with goods; they must be exchanging goods with services, and I can only think of one kind of service that Tallman could perform for Chris to get everything he's been given by him.

Aren't there cameras everywhere in today's prisons?

How can max security prisoners visit each others cells like a couple of 1950s housefraus and exchange ramen and shit? Its ridiculous. They should be in 4×6 cages all day long.

How exactly was Chris “helping a friend out” by giving him Vaseline, baby oil, and used underwear....exactly?

He killed his wife. Evil fuck should burn.

Inspired by the multitude of DL threads a couple summers ago, i wrote to Chrissy in jail. Needless to say I’m still waiting for a response

Maybe it’s all some elaborate distraction for an escape plan they’re hatching. Too busy looking at underwear and lube to see the tunnel in the corner?

Love will find a way!

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

He buys a lot of junk food in the Commissary, maybe he's a fatty but maybe he is trading those little Debbies for sexual favors.

Did Chris call him Shanann when he climaxed?

R75 Lil’ Debbie’s for big dickies!

Little Debbie Fudge Rounds, indeed.

[quote]R53 I believed him and now he’s hooking up with guys in prison.

I am devastated, as well.

But this could all be a set up - just like Our Chris’ whole arrest!

[quote]‘The petroleum jelly is Vaseline,’ Richello said. ‘It’s definitely not lube, it’s Vaseline. And the boxers were brand new and clean. They weren’t ones that Chris had used.’

I suppose this is the type of woman who wants to marry a guy in prison.

[quote] Even if she is right in this case, she should understand that it is still weird that Chris is showering his friend with gifts without receiving anything (or at least anything material) back.

“Showering” his friend with gifts? Chris was decluttering and redecorating his cell. His friend’s cell was only a temporary storage space.

[quote] Prison sex shows you just how bisexual most men would be if society approved of it.

This is so true. If I were locked up in a prison cell with a woman, even a really hot one, I would not have sex with her, no more how horny I got. (I don’t think so, anyway.) And not every guy in prison ends up having sex with men.

I wonder what percentage of incarcerated males do end up having sex with other males. Has a survey ever been done?

All that aside: this story is HOT in the same way that the cold blooded killers on HBO’s Oz having sex with each other was hot.

Chris has supposedly put on a lot of weight in prison now that he no longer has Shannan's constant nagging about it and her herbal speed patches she made him use.

r81 I reckon you're trying to parody the crazy girlfriend?

r83 I heard the opposite - that he lost a tonne of weight? But maybe I'm confusing him for some other hot guy who's been recently arrested.

Lmao r76.

Chris Watts threads never fail to deliver :)

[quote]Why did the prison separate them? So what if they want to take turns pounding each other in the ass every night?

Prisons are usually Christian-run, or overshadowed by Christian culture under the generally held belief that belief in Jesus has a reformative effect upon inmates.

This guy is only 35? He looked mid 40s before the murders.

He should fry.

Christian people should be happy he’s having gay sex, there’s no likelihood of pregnancy and child killing.

R68 They were in adjoining cells and talked to each other through the vent or some shit. About Jesus.

[quote] Richello said Watts and Tallman had adjoining one-man cells inside Dodge. They discovered they could hear each other if they spoke into an electrical outlet in the wall that separated them which they dubbed ‘the holy outlet.’ She said both of them have turned to religion inside the maximum-security prison.

R87 never set foot inside a prison obviously. What a ludicrous statement.

R91, Tallman presented another holy outlet to Chris.

[quote]She said both of them have turned to religion inside the maximum-security prison.

Don't they all?

It's fascinating, but it seems like Watts is acting like typical narcissist in the start of relationship. Showering with gifts, being the emotional support... This guy is something else. His whole family are fucking psycho.

R82 no judgement. OZ was a seductive premise. And Chris Meloni was the hottest thing walking in it.

[quote] Are women REALLY this stupid?

Why don't you ask ME!?

Bump

Killing his pregnant wife and two daughters makes a man so sexy!!!!

On Datalounge it does.

Isn’t it romantic!

hey chris bb git dat shit on onlyfans....k? we know u fukin some purdy boy in prison.....share the cum bb....

R100 not without reason. Just imagine life with an Adderall’d, Xanax’d & Botox’d Annie Wilkes who sells energy patches on Facebook, who is constantly demanding that every living moment of your shared life be aesthetically “selfie-ready” & “Instagram-able”, and a gaggle of Shirley Temple wannabes running around in Disney Princess dresses, every single one of them screeching & vocal-frying all day. It’s enough to drive anyone mad.

I wanna worship his feet

Damn, why couldn't Chris and Aaron Hernandez sync their prison stints. I know, I know, different states and one was federal but what a hot duo those two could have been!

This fucker shoved his 3 and 4-year old daughters through an eight-inch hole down an oil tank after suffocating one in front of the other and you assholes are lusting after him?

R106, To quote O. J. Simpson . . . Don't judge a man by the worst night of his life.

If you were imprisoned in an all-female prison would you go straight? I know I wouldn't.

I might get sexually assaulted, though.

R105 reminds me that we haven't had an Aaron thread in a while.

And yet another sad case of DLers going bananas over a very ordinary looking white guy, and a murderer to boot.

Makes the Armie Hammer trolls look completely sane.

[quote] Doesn’t Vaseline and baby oil eat through the condoms?

R22 Awww, that is cute you think they were using condoms.

HIS wife did seem awfully domineering and odious.....tho a divorce would have been so easy. he had years of anger stored in his guts, man he must have hated her ways...

god bless them 2 angels. hard to digest how it went down, there must be a .....devil.

[quote]R106 This fucker shoved his 3 and 4-year old daughters through an eight-inch hole down an oil tank after suffocating one in front of the other and you assholes are lusting after him?

[italic] He did it for love!

Well at least he can’t get his prison bitch pregnant so he doesn’t have to worry about taking two lives if he decides to kill him