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Joel Kinnaman is an underwear model now!

For Bjorn Borg

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by Anonymousreply 102Last Thursday at 4:29 AM

Ooh shit, where's my climbing boots?

by Anonymousreply 111/16/2020

Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 211/16/2020

Great news! We get to see him in nothing but undies more often. That man is a total stud

by Anonymousreply 311/16/2020

Damn! He could Bjorn my Borg anytime.

by Anonymousreply 411/16/2020

Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 511/16/2020

Rough face and tragic tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 611/16/2020

Great face and beautiful tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 711/16/2020

Great face and terrifying tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 811/16/2020

So damn hot

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by Anonymousreply 911/16/2020

He has a hard ex con look. But maybe that’s what he’s going for.

by Anonymousreply 1011/16/2020

Ink terrifies you?

by Anonymousreply 1111/16/2020

Unusual taste on this thread

by Anonymousreply 1211/16/2020

I always thought he was a bit of a dwerp (albeit a talented one) but DAMN! He looks great.

by Anonymousreply 1311/16/2020

James Bond?

by Anonymousreply 1411/16/2020

I didn't know who he is, but he's a Swede and a Nordstrom. (Charles Joel Nordström Kinnaman)

Interesting...he looks Swedish but he doesn't have the peculiar type of Swedish face that Bill Skarsgård and Martin Wallström have.

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by Anonymousreply 1511/16/2020

He’s actually not ethnically Swedish at all

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by Anonymousreply 1611/16/2020

He has an aura of sex and sleaze

Anyone have any of his nudes?

by Anonymousreply 1711/16/2020

He has an extremely masculine look

by Anonymousreply 1811/16/2020

Who?

by Anonymousreply 1911/16/2020

He seems to give good bulge.

by Anonymousreply 2011/16/2020

He started in both first seasons of Altered Carbon (Netflix) and Hanna (Amazon Prime). He was particularly hot in Altered Carson where he had a few sex scenes.

But I believe he got his big break on House of Cards where he played an opponent of Frank Underwood’s that becomes unglued by Underwood himself.

by Anonymousreply 2111/16/2020

I first saw him on The Killing (AMC/Netflix).

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by Anonymousreply 2211/16/2020

I think his first break was the US version of The Killing

by Anonymousreply 2311/16/2020

He’s adorable in an indie called LOLA VERSUS opposite Greta Gerwig.

by Anonymousreply 2411/16/2020

His bony ass will shred that underwear.

by Anonymousreply 2511/16/2020

The real issue here is ... why is Bjorn Borg making underwear?

by Anonymousreply 2611/16/2020

Why does anybody do anything?

by Anonymousreply 2711/16/2020

Oh, R16, I read that his mother is a Swedish citizen and named Bitte and I totally missed the later note about her being Jewish/Ukrainian. No wonder he doesn't have that elfin Swedish visage I find so interesting!

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by Anonymousreply 2811/16/2020

r20 where is the bulge?

by Anonymousreply 2911/16/2020

Here's some r29

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by Anonymousreply 3011/16/2020

You can actually make out his soft cock dangling in the bottom left of this gif. It's from Altered Carbon which had lots of gratuitous shots of his naked body. It's the main reason I watched lol

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by Anonymousreply 3111/16/2020

Isn't he married to a tattooed freak? So he is Scots Irish and Ukranian Jew...who would've thunk it?

by Anonymousreply 3211/16/2020

He divorced his heavily tattooed wife a couple of years ago

by Anonymousreply 3311/16/2020

Yea quite sexy with a “suck my dick and I won’t stick my shiv in your neck” inmate look

by Anonymousreply 3411/16/2020

R16 His mother’s name is ethnically Swedish and according to an article I found, the jewish part of the family came to Sweden on 1850, so I’d be very surprised if most of the genetic heritage on his mother’s side isn’t Swedish at this point. I would guess that he’s Jewish on his mother’s mother’s side, since the Nordström name probably come from his mother’s father.

by Anonymousreply 3511/16/2020

It was where I was conceived .

by Anonymousreply 3611/16/2020

Hot trade.

by Anonymousreply 3711/17/2020

"Hot trade" is gayspeak for "butterface," yes?

by Anonymousreply 3811/17/2020

Scrawny and hairless. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 3911/17/2020

Bjorn Borg the tennis player?

by Anonymousreply 4011/17/2020

[quote]Bjorn Borg the tennis player?

It's a Swedish apparel fashion brand named after him.

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by Anonymousreply 4111/17/2020

Who is this C lister ????

by Anonymousreply 4211/17/2020

R41 It was, maybe is today, his company. He started it.

by Anonymousreply 4311/17/2020

He turns 41 today. Some photos with his current gf

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by Anonymousreply 4411/25/2020

Stick figure legs.

by Anonymousreply 4511/25/2020

He's a nice Jewish Scandinavian man.

by Anonymousreply 4611/25/2020

What profound words does he have tattooed on his shoulder? It must be something important.

by Anonymousreply 4711/25/2020

His ass is by no means bony, R25.

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by Anonymousreply 4811/25/2020

Dude has a medical condition where the breastbone is underdeveloped or something.

by Anonymousreply 4911/25/2020

He had pectus excavatum and he had surgery to fix it.

by Anonymousreply 5011/25/2020

[quote] Isn't he married to a tattooed freak?

They're divorced. He's with another hot model.

by Anonymousreply 5111/25/2020

Thanks r44. The new girlfriend seems pretty into showing Joel's body off

by Anonymousreply 5211/25/2020

He was fantastic in The Killing.

by Anonymousreply 5311/25/2020

New pictures. These show a lot more bulge

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by Anonymousreply 5412/01/2020

Link stinx

by Anonymousreply 5512/01/2020

Bulge can be stuffed. Dick pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 5612/01/2020

r52, she's a body/bikini model for Victoria's Secret, so it's no wonder she's obsessed with his body:

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by Anonymousreply 5712/01/2020

I don't see the attraction. Not just AWG, but DAWG (Dirty-looking AWG).

by Anonymousreply 5812/05/2020

Sorry but I just don't see what the big deal is. Joel is a nice looking guy but that's it. He's kinda overrated.

by Anonymousreply 5912/05/2020

He's perfect to me.

by Anonymousreply 6012/05/2020

Big muscles, very tall, deep voice, very masculine features. That's the attraction for me. I like men, not pretty boys

by Anonymousreply 6112/05/2020

Mmmmmmmmm, resistance is futile.

by Anonymousreply 6212/05/2020

I'm sorry but who? He looks a little washed up ie old.

by Anonymousreply 6312/05/2020

What big muscles where? He looks wiry, not bulky.

by Anonymousreply 6412/05/2020

Another hot body ruined by hideous tattoos. So sad.

by Anonymousreply 6512/05/2020

Those tattoos are hideous

by Anonymousreply 6612/05/2020

A quite decent actor and gorgeous man. He was wonderful in that American Scandi Noir reboot, "Who Killed Rosie Larsen?" What happened?

by Anonymousreply 6712/05/2020

He was so sexy on The Killing, yes, r67.

by Anonymousreply 6812/05/2020

A more chiseled version of Josh Hartnett

by Anonymousreply 6912/05/2020

I agree--he COULD be James Bond....

Surprise us, James Bond People.

by Anonymousreply 7012/05/2020

Joel Kinnaman is the male version of Kellyanne Conway.

by Anonymousreply 7112/05/2020

Yes and now I can't unsee it

by Anonymousreply 7212/06/2020

He was hot af on House of Cards and even in that stupid alien show on Netflix... great body still but he’s aged a lot in the face and those tattoos are beyond tragic. Too bad.

by Anonymousreply 7312/06/2020

R68 - Apologies, I did get the two Scandi Noirs confused.

R67

by Anonymousreply 7412/07/2020

R69, you think so? I don’t see it. Hartnett is definitely better fed.

by Anonymousreply 7512/08/2020

Boxers are such a boring and unsexy underwear. Call me when he models briefs. Or jockstraps. Or G-Strings.

by Anonymousreply 7612/09/2020
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by Anonymousreply 7712/09/2020

Looking dongful in new photos

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by Anonymousreply 7801/19/2021

I think he's incredibly sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 7901/19/2021

Proud Boy?

by Anonymousreply 8001/19/2021

He just got engaged again.

by Anonymousreply 8101/19/2021

I had no idea he dated Olivia Munn.

by Anonymousreply 8201/19/2021

He looked like a greasy underfed tweaker in The Killing.

by Anonymousreply 8301/19/2021

Ferret face. A sexy Frank Burns.

by Anonymousreply 8401/19/2021

White trash looks like this makes me hard. Sexy skuzzy fucker.

by Anonymousreply 8501/19/2021

He looks better with his clothes on.

by Anonymousreply 8601/19/2021

[quote] Boxers are such a boring and unsexy underwear. Call me when he models briefs. Or jockstraps. Or G-Strings.

Jockstraps and g-strings are the most cartoonish and unsexy underwear there is. Just ridiculous. Why wear anything at all? They’re just fetish gear, worn by queeny gay guys, not real men.

Most underwear ads feature stuffed crotches, so that the contours of the genitalia aren’t visible. But in R78’s photo, his big, low-hanging balls are quite apparent.

In the .gif at R31, his penis is quite obviously thick and uncut. Must be an impressive erection.

by Anonymousreply 8701/19/2021

No tattoos for me. I'm a snob about that. Feels low class and tired.

by Anonymousreply 8801/19/2021

R88– They are certainly a tired fashion trend, and they don’t make anyone look ‘bad-ass’ or edgy or even hip. Virtually every piece of clueless white trash in flyover America has them. They’re an ultra-mainstream fad.

by Anonymousreply 8901/19/2021

My hole clenched when I saw r78

by Anonymousreply 9001/19/2021

Ick.

by Anonymousreply 9101/19/2021

Fun clip

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by Anonymousreply 9201/29/2021

I can’t imagine how any fertile woman don’t just become instantly impregnated by his very presence alone.

by Anonymousreply 9301/29/2021

[quote]He looked like a greasy underfed tweaker in The Killing.

He looks that way in practically everything he's in. I just saw a film with him and Matthias Schoenaerts. They look like a druggie and his thug dealer.

by Anonymousreply 9401/29/2021

Joel may model underwear, but he’s not an underwear model.

by Anonymousreply 9501/29/2021
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by Anonymousreply 9601/29/2021

Ewwww.

by Anonymousreply 9701/29/2021

Look at that bulge

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by Anonymousreply 9802/06/2021

I'm really enjoying him in "for All Mankind"

by Anonymousreply 9904/07/2021

He can nordick me

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by Anonymousreply 10004/07/2021

He benefits enormously from hair and makeup. Sexy in certain contexts. Come across as dirty trade in others...

Now, a potentially unpopular statement. I do not think he will age gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 10104/07/2021

I like his rough look

by Anonymousreply 102Last Thursday at 4:29 AM
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