Joel Kinnaman is an underwear model now!

Ooh shit, where's my climbing boots?

Daddy!

Great news! We get to see him in nothing but undies more often. That man is a total stud

Damn! He could Bjorn my Borg anytime.

Who is he?

Rough face and tragic tattoos.

Great face and beautiful tattoos.

Great face and terrifying tattoos.

So damn hot

He has a hard ex con look. But maybe that’s what he’s going for.

Ink terrifies you?

Unusual taste on this thread

I always thought he was a bit of a dwerp (albeit a talented one) but DAMN! He looks great.

James Bond?

I didn't know who he is, but he's a Swede and a Nordstrom. (Charles Joel Nordström Kinnaman)

Interesting...he looks Swedish but he doesn't have the peculiar type of Swedish face that Bill Skarsgård and Martin Wallström have.

He’s actually not ethnically Swedish at all

He has an aura of sex and sleaze

Anyone have any of his nudes?

He has an extremely masculine look

Who?

He seems to give good bulge.

He started in both first seasons of Altered Carbon (Netflix) and Hanna (Amazon Prime). He was particularly hot in Altered Carson where he had a few sex scenes.

But I believe he got his big break on House of Cards where he played an opponent of Frank Underwood’s that becomes unglued by Underwood himself.

I first saw him on The Killing (AMC/Netflix).

I think his first break was the US version of The Killing

He’s adorable in an indie called LOLA VERSUS opposite Greta Gerwig.

His bony ass will shred that underwear.

The real issue here is ... why is Bjorn Borg making underwear?

Why does anybody do anything?

Oh, R16, I read that his mother is a Swedish citizen and named Bitte and I totally missed the later note about her being Jewish/Ukrainian. No wonder he doesn't have that elfin Swedish visage I find so interesting!

r20 where is the bulge?

Here's some r29

You can actually make out his soft cock dangling in the bottom left of this gif. It's from Altered Carbon which had lots of gratuitous shots of his naked body. It's the main reason I watched lol

Isn't he married to a tattooed freak? So he is Scots Irish and Ukranian Jew...who would've thunk it?

He divorced his heavily tattooed wife a couple of years ago

Yea quite sexy with a “suck my dick and I won’t stick my shiv in your neck” inmate look

R16 His mother’s name is ethnically Swedish and according to an article I found, the jewish part of the family came to Sweden on 1850, so I’d be very surprised if most of the genetic heritage on his mother’s side isn’t Swedish at this point. I would guess that he’s Jewish on his mother’s mother’s side, since the Nordström name probably come from his mother’s father.

It was where I was conceived .

Hot trade.

"Hot trade" is gayspeak for "butterface," yes?

Scrawny and hairless. Pass.

Bjorn Borg the tennis player?

[quote]Bjorn Borg the tennis player?

It's a Swedish apparel fashion brand named after him.

Who is this C lister ????

R41 It was, maybe is today, his company. He started it.

He turns 41 today. Some photos with his current gf

Stick figure legs.

He's a nice Jewish Scandinavian man.

What profound words does he have tattooed on his shoulder? It must be something important.

His ass is by no means bony, R25.

Dude has a medical condition where the breastbone is underdeveloped or something.

He had pectus excavatum and he had surgery to fix it.

[quote] Isn't he married to a tattooed freak?

They're divorced. He's with another hot model.

Thanks r44. The new girlfriend seems pretty into showing Joel's body off

He was fantastic in The Killing.

New pictures. These show a lot more bulge

Link stinx

Bulge can be stuffed. Dick pics or it didn't happen.

r52, she's a body/bikini model for Victoria's Secret, so it's no wonder she's obsessed with his body:

I don't see the attraction. Not just AWG, but DAWG (Dirty-looking AWG).

Sorry but I just don't see what the big deal is. Joel is a nice looking guy but that's it. He's kinda overrated.

He's perfect to me.

Big muscles, very tall, deep voice, very masculine features. That's the attraction for me. I like men, not pretty boys

Mmmmmmmmm, resistance is futile.

I'm sorry but who? He looks a little washed up ie old.

What big muscles where? He looks wiry, not bulky.

Another hot body ruined by hideous tattoos. So sad.

Those tattoos are hideous

A quite decent actor and gorgeous man. He was wonderful in that American Scandi Noir reboot, "Who Killed Rosie Larsen?" What happened?

He was so sexy on The Killing, yes, r67.

A more chiseled version of Josh Hartnett

I agree--he COULD be James Bond....

Surprise us, James Bond People.

Joel Kinnaman is the male version of Kellyanne Conway.

Yes and now I can't unsee it

He was hot af on House of Cards and even in that stupid alien show on Netflix... great body still but he’s aged a lot in the face and those tattoos are beyond tragic. Too bad.

R68 - Apologies, I did get the two Scandi Noirs confused.

R67

R69, you think so? I don’t see it. Hartnett is definitely better fed.

Boxers are such a boring and unsexy underwear. Call me when he models briefs. Or jockstraps. Or G-Strings.

Looking dongful in new photos

I think he's incredibly sexy.

Proud Boy?

He just got engaged again.

I had no idea he dated Olivia Munn.

He looked like a greasy underfed tweaker in The Killing.

Ferret face. A sexy Frank Burns.

White trash looks like this makes me hard. Sexy skuzzy fucker.

He looks better with his clothes on.

[quote] Boxers are such a boring and unsexy underwear. Call me when he models briefs. Or jockstraps. Or G-Strings.

Jockstraps and g-strings are the most cartoonish and unsexy underwear there is. Just ridiculous. Why wear anything at all? They’re just fetish gear, worn by queeny gay guys, not real men.

Most underwear ads feature stuffed crotches, so that the contours of the genitalia aren’t visible. But in R78’s photo, his big, low-hanging balls are quite apparent.

In the .gif at R31, his penis is quite obviously thick and uncut. Must be an impressive erection.

No tattoos for me. I'm a snob about that. Feels low class and tired.

R88– They are certainly a tired fashion trend, and they don’t make anyone look ‘bad-ass’ or edgy or even hip. Virtually every piece of clueless white trash in flyover America has them. They’re an ultra-mainstream fad.

My hole clenched when I saw r78

Ick.

Fun clip

I can’t imagine how any fertile woman don’t just become instantly impregnated by his very presence alone.

[quote]He looked like a greasy underfed tweaker in The Killing.

He looks that way in practically everything he's in. I just saw a film with him and Matthias Schoenaerts. They look like a druggie and his thug dealer.

Joel may model underwear, but he’s not an underwear model.

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Ewwww.

Look at that bulge

I'm really enjoying him in "for All Mankind"

He can nordick me

He benefits enormously from hair and makeup. Sexy in certain contexts. Come across as dirty trade in others...

Now, a potentially unpopular statement. I do not think he will age gracefully.

I like his rough look