Yet Another HGTV Thread: A holiday blast of charm and character

I use Adrian's "excuse" all the time, in connection with all sorts of things: "because it's Paaahhhrisss."

Tamara on Bargain Mansions is back on her bullshit. Her midcentury house looked nice outside, but overdesigned/overstaged as usual inside.

But her dad is still hot. And seems to get younger looking every year.

R1 that's the perfect response!!

Is anyone watching the Lorraine Bracco show where she bought a house in Sambuca for a euro?

Is that Tina Fey on those aging apps?

R4 Yes. The house and crew are interesting.

Every time I see her, I think DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE

I don't think she looks bad at all..she looks like a woman in her 60's with maybe a little eye work. She seems like a hoot.

Her contractor is very "bruta bella" or whatever that term is.....rough face but sorta handsome in the roughness. And that voice!

Yes, Piero is his name? He is handsome despite the teeth. He is sexy.

He look like he'd be a rough fuck in all the right ways.

I am loving, LOVING Martha Knows Best.

It's a little cream puff of a show, but Martha has finally figured out how to lean a bit into her cuntiness without overwhelming anyone with it. She's let her hair down a bit, too.

And that gardener Ryan needs to slap his cock on my face.

as dumb as Tarek is....he's looking good lately

Tamaras design taste gets worse with every passing month. I agree dad is getting hotter. he must be tapping some young stuff. He looks like he'd be packing too.

Ward's got a tight little ass. I bet it looks good when he's thrusting deep inside someone.....

This Tennessee couple were being considered for a series but they haven't yet revealed if they'll be taken up.

R15 That was a few years ago - they didn't get picked up.

Is Adrian Leeds the Most Beloved Frau of DL?

This may require its own thread.

I love her...and that she never lost her Philly accent.

Just watched the latest Fixer to Fabulous.

They had a hot guy named Ryan doing milling work for them to create big planks and I swear the cameraman must be a big Mary, because first we got a closeup of dude's big basket, then his ass!

Any fans of Sarah Eggers of HHI ? She’s the Amsterdam specialist..she’s really shady to Americans

Yes, R20. I adore her. She's a master at giving shade without the recipient even realizing it.

Still need sexy Ryan to slap his cock on my face. Though I liked his hair shorter.

HGTV has been all but unwatchable lately. Almost no new shows except Martha. Bummer.

Boring redheaded frau in Berlin dragging down her hot husband.

House Hunters with gay volleyball coach. The younger one with the Eyebrows was a dreamsicle.

R25 which city? Will have to look for that one!

Ventura HH with a relentless cunt and her realtor husband.

I can't decide if husband is hideous or sorta hot in a roundabout, 70s porny kind of way. (Also has a weird accent - supposedly Australian but losing it, I guess)

People still watch HGTV?

R26: I'm not R25, but I watched this episode. The guys are living in Columbia, Missouri. Actually, I didn't find either of the guys particularly attractive, but maybe that's just me.

R26, Columbia,MO. Gay couple who are volleyball coaches. Hey both wear crossed around their necks. The younger one is very hot.

The wife was awful R27. I know these things are played up for the camera, but I never understand how someone can stay married to a shrew like her.

I miss Desert Flippers. Cute couple and they did a really good job on designs.

Oh wow. The episode from Sioux Falls is sorta boring but the husband is cute and, if you watch till the end, dude is JACKED. Huge biceps and a chest for DAYS. (not shirtless, but very tight shirt)

Did you see the HHI with the Army guy and his wife they were looking in Canberra. God what a miserable twat she is.

Not yet R34. Should I avoid it because of her, or watch it because of him? LOL

He is not hot but seemed like a good guy...the wife was a miserable cunt. Probably because she has to move every 2 years. I was curious about Canberra seems like an odd town

HGTV is seriously scraping the sides of the barrel

Mon dieu! I am watching a Paris episode from September and it does not feature La Leeds.

I caught part of an episode of Ty Breaker (Ty Pennington's new show) earlier this morning. It must have been a preview as the series isn't set to debut until January. That is one rough looking 56 year old. The episode featured the Windy City Rehab lady. Pass.

Alison Cuntalina....ugh no

You have to check out tonight’s HHI about an aspiring white boy rapper moving from Canada to Thailand.

Cringe fest.

Episode title: Beat Drops and Flip Flops in Koh Chang Thailand.

oh good grief

He had never heard of a day bed. He kept talking about it like he was seeing the Eiffel Tower for the first time.

He also made the poor realtor woman say “bum gum” in reference to the bidet. She was cute and a good sport.

I also enjoyed his impromptu rap about stargazin’ like Carl Sagan.

Damnit autocorrect. Bum gun.

I'm watching this French chateau thing. Kinda interesting.

I thought that daddy moving from Bend, Oregon, to Costa Rica with his wife and four boys was kinda DILFy, if you could get over how far apart his eyes are. Kind of a Jean-Claude Van Damme moment.

The chateau guy is sorta cute. Not in a OMG hot I'd do him sort of way. But he's charming. His wife, I'm not so sure about.

His wife is a loon. A Brilliant, creative, artistic loon, but still a loon.

I love her. Every idea she has had has been magnificent.

That tile copying she did was amazing.

That vacuum tube elevator was genius.

So that’s how those asshole gaines’ will have their own network.

No way, no how am I paying for that set of channels.

Although, they have commercials that are saying one of the brother shows, Forever Home will be seen only in the streaming service?

I hope not.

The Home Town nice couple will also have exclusive streaming content. Which is a shame.

As long as the basics are still on the regular channels, and they bring a few of my DIY favorites to HGTV or Magnolia, I'm OK.

I loathe the Scott brothers so less of them is better.

But if the cable channels become a sludge of repeats and you need to go to Discovery+ to get content, then fuck that noise.

I like the premise of Bargain Mansions but cannot watch because the host has the most blackboard scraping vocal fry ever.

Get some voice lessons, girl.

Diane von fursterberg

R53 Not even for her hot dad?

it's PARIS, YOU FAT WHORES!

I see a Paris episode is on tomotto (1/6)

Did anyone catch the couple moving to San Diego last night? They've been working with their broker for TWO years trying to find a house. The husband is an analyzer and refused to pick a house always thinking the homes should be priced lower than it is. They have two children under 5 and one of the homes they rejected was too small at 3,000 sf. They are a perfect example of why I enjoy hate watching the show.

Tonight's HHI in Dublin features a husband who is gay for days.

Gays in Missouri up now.

Thought this posted but maybe not....anyway I am rethinking my resistance to Discovery+ b/c it apparently has a big archive of HGTV shows.

Joan Steffend rides again!

Wasn't one of the Knight brothers a pole smoker?

Anyway, this is happening.

That's It!

I'm going to pitch a show to HGTV with Joan Steffend and Adrian Leeds. The whole show is then walking clients from house to house, and reading their sad pedestrian tastes for filth.

It will be a huge hit!

Hey Gays! Don't forget to subscribe to Discovery + so you can stream our new show!

Fuck you , R63.

Go screw yourselves.

JoJo looks pretty ragged these days.

I would think living with Stinky Chip and five brats would drive her to drink.

ATTENTION: Decorating Cents with Joan Steffend IS on Discovery Plus (along with many other vintage HGTV programs)

YES!

Receipts

Did anyone catch tonight’s Portland episode with the recovering goths? Two of the most hideous houses 700k+ can buy. The third was simply bland.

I do not understand the “NW custom” at all.

[quote] I use Adrian's "excuse" all the time, in connection with all sorts of things: "because it's Paaahhhrisss."

Yes quite. That’s how I explained the BM on my bedroom floor to the police — I had made it there several years before.

Yes jonathan knight is gay as a goose

Why do New Zealand houses all have grey carpeting? Was there a sale or something?

So that 50K show is Designers Challenge-light?

I used to love Designers Challenge. It was so so fun being shown all those plans and then seeing it done? Great!