Nicole Scherzinger, 42, with beau Thom Evans, 35, after marking their first anniversary

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Chris Watt’s whore got married already? I thought she was keeping a low profile and going into the witness protection program in Wisconsin? Did she help kill this guys first family too?

He's a scot who showed his dick in a Dieux de Stade calendar. He's been pursuing media celebrity ever since. He was on the UK "Celebrity" X Factor as a contestant.

I don't get why people say she's bearding for him. He's a nobody compared to Lewis. What would she gain from it PR-wise?

I have an immediate aversion to anyone who spells his name "Thom"

Isn't he an ex of Kelly Brook's? Kelly Brook has been a perpetual fiancee, which has raised questions about the reality of her relationships...

R3, pictures please

I remember his nude pics! He had a semi.

Does either of these ever work? I constantly see them on the Daily Mail vacaying, as if their lives were one big endless vacation hopping from one country to another (they're currently in Greece, after visiting Portugal, Monaco and Italy). She hasn't put out a single in over a decade, and I highly doubt her stints on The X Factor and The Masked Singer have paid her enough to only be able to work one day out of the year. And what about him? He no longer plays rugby and, even though he's supposed to be an actor, I've never seen him in any movies or TV shows. He's as much of an actor as Olivia Culo is. He's the first kept MAN I know of. Seriously, does anybody know how these 2 narcissists even fund their lavish lifestyle? The source of their money must be pretty questionable and shady, otherwise it doesn't add up

She’s like Olivia Munn - only famous these days for who she dates.