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Hunky actor Alan Ritchson preaching on his Instagram channel

Talk about a boner-killer.

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by Anonymousreply 67October 4, 2021 6:20 PM

No thanks. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 1November 8, 2020 5:34 PM

Pecs

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by Anonymousreply 2November 8, 2020 5:46 PM

So who is he? Who does he hope to be?

by Anonymousreply 3November 9, 2020 2:25 PM

He was just cast in Amazon’s Jack Reacher series so he may be a pretty big deal in a year.

by Anonymousreply 4November 9, 2020 3:58 PM

Casted.

by Anonymousreply 5November 9, 2020 4:07 PM

He'll always be Aquaman to me.

by Anonymousreply 6November 9, 2020 4:15 PM

Aquaman shirtless on the beach.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 9, 2020 4:34 PM

[quote] Casted.

No hon, you were right the first time.

by Anonymousreply 8November 9, 2020 4:38 PM

Hawt!

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by Anonymousreply 9November 9, 2020 4:47 PM

We have to remember that these past four years have been insane, and 2020 was enough to take people who were already on the edge, over the top.

People are attempting to understand and reconcile what has been unfolding before our collective eyes, and they either hang on to any shred of sanity by the skin of their teeth, by turning to science, fact based information and the data, or they lose it by turning to supernatural beings, while others just go haywire, and join domestic terrorist groups like those guys that wanted to kidnap and try Michigan’s Governor. Others get into the whole QAnon mess, and others say, “Fuck it. Let’s tear this shit down and burn whatever’s left”, and take to the streets, rioting, looting, and even having their mom drive them down to what would become a shooting gallery where a 17 year old would end up taking the life of a very real human being, unlike his game-boy fantasy that he spent months savoring and playing out on a computer screen, rather than being in school, like he was last year, before a pandemic tore through our nation, unabated and as ruthless as the cop who murdered George Floyd on Facebook Live.

We have been living in a time that will go down in history books. An era that will be studied 100 years from now (if we make it), with a bunch of college kids shaking their damned head, asking themselves the same question all of us reasonable people have been asking each other and ourselves, “How on earth could something like this occur in America, especially on the year 2020”?

People are shell shocked. We all have some level of PTSD, and that includes the batch of us who held on to our common sense and human decency throughout this shit show. And any of those attributes could have easily morphed and devolved into irrational behavior driven by fear, at any time, especially had Trump won a second term.

Imagine how we all would have just been profoundly hopeless and dejected, had we had this lunatic voted in one more time, for 4 more years of this. And we honestly have no idea how bad it would have gotten , because every single time we thought things could not get worse than they already were, they inevitably would, EVERY SINGLE TIME.

We’re going to have a lot of mental illness and mental health issues come to the fore in the next few years, as we observe fellow Americans dealing with the aftermath of what we have been subjected to.

We were denied our very own safety and health. We were denied our very own lives, and 30% or more of our fellow Americans, many of whom are our own relatives, parents, coworkers, people we once trusted, were manipulated to the point that they willingly and defiantly chose to deny the basic instinct of self preservation and survival, in order to pursue the very worst of attributes that make a society do the inexplicable, by risking their own lives and the lives of their own families and communities, not even stopping to see or recall the images of mass graves that were filled with dead bodies and people struggling to survive in triage and ICU units that weren’t even inside a hospital because there wasn’t any room for them.

That sort of information, that sort of accounting of the collective conscience of a nation, will fuck with MANY men and women, HARD.

If this dude chose this as a coping mechanism in order to make it through, so be it. Either he will readjust and step away from his delusions as any mentally stressed, yet normal person will, or he will go in all the way and commit to the delusion.

Hopefully, he’ll make it back out, and start thinking for himself.

I get it. It’s scary & lonely AF when you realize nothing is out there to save you. Some of us cannot cope with that really harsh reality, and just give up, out of sheer hopelessness.

Be grateful if you hung on to your mind and kept your sanity intact, because this has been some unprecedented stuff, and for many, checking out was an attractive option.

Reality hurts, because reality bites - & it has bitten us all, HARD.

by Anonymousreply 10November 9, 2020 5:21 PM

Oh my god, get a blog.

by Anonymousreply 11November 9, 2020 5:56 PM

[quote]To fight my more animalistic urges and reach for something higher. -AR

I think I liked it better when he reached for something lower.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 9, 2020 7:52 PM

Sweet

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by Anonymousreply 13November 10, 2020 4:29 PM

This decade has seen a real rise of religions taking on a tactic of pretty explicit sex appeal to pull people in. He's just one part of it.

Fuck that. I don't need to be present for his inept but far too public journey of self-discovery. Or worse, an attempt at a grift because he's shedding his scruples. Either way, religion sucks and gods don't exist. That's a GOOD thing because all stories of gods have them as capricious little fucks that ruin worlds out of spite.

by Anonymousreply 14November 10, 2020 4:40 PM

[quote] This decade has seen a real rise of religions taking on a tactic of pretty explicit sex appeal to pull people in.

That’s hardly new. Surely you can’t be the first person to notice that most images of Jesus show he had great abs.

by Anonymousreply 15November 10, 2020 6:07 PM

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2020 10:01 PM

Is this another Chris Pratt? Pass.

by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2020 10:13 PM

Why does he say "one of my favorite people in the world" in such a smarmy way?

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2020 10:36 PM

Yes I also thought that was unsettling.

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2020 11:37 PM

Surely the Bible has at least one passage condemning THOTing.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 13, 2020 4:31 PM

Nice shirtless pic

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by Anonymousreply 21November 13, 2020 5:07 PM

You literally posted the same link as R20

What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 22November 13, 2020 5:42 PM

A lot of previews on this site now only show a blank image. I presume r21 didn't see the image at r20.

by Anonymousreply 23November 13, 2020 5:43 PM

Sorry. I didn’t see the preview.

by Anonymousreply 24November 13, 2020 7:22 PM

Girl why you ackin so cray cray.

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by Anonymousreply 25December 6, 2020 1:32 PM

I believe it's an attempt to get those Christian mouth breather fans of Chris Pratt who loves God and hunting and dumping his wife and son for someone new.

by Anonymousreply 26December 6, 2020 1:39 PM

He’s going grey and it looks super hot

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by Anonymousreply 27January 5, 2021 4:34 PM

Xtians are trying their best to recruit vulnerable youth. And what better way than sex?

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by Anonymousreply 28January 5, 2021 4:39 PM

He’s a regular renaissance man.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 5, 2021 4:47 PM

Wait, is he will to do a hot sex scene with Justin Owens? I’m willing to listen to anything they have to preach after cumming in each other.

by Anonymousreply 30January 5, 2021 5:05 PM

He is why I watched Blue Mountain State. His character Thad was this closeted jock who acted super macho but was sensitive on the inside.

Also this:

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by Anonymousreply 31January 5, 2021 5:10 PM

Did Hillsong get a hold of his balls?

by Anonymousreply 32January 5, 2021 5:19 PM

Dude should stick to modeling jock straps. Love how he seems to stick his belly out while trying to make a bigger bulge in his pouch.

by Anonymousreply 33January 5, 2021 5:45 PM

I always wonder if the Gaily Grind took its name from DL Fave Gayle Grinds.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 5, 2021 5:51 PM

He should learn Hebrew if he wants to get anywhere with God.

by Anonymousreply 35January 5, 2021 5:51 PM

[quote] You literally posted the same link as [R20] What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm not the person you're talking to, but posters can block other posters. Maybe they had r20 on Ignore.

Take a Midol, missy.

by Anonymousreply 36January 5, 2021 5:56 PM

r14 They have been using bodybuilding as a way. Bodybuilding and right wing philosophy has become intertwined unfortunately. Gone are the days when it was affiliated with gays and hippies.

This one James Ellis is another religious Trumpster Instagram "influencer"

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by Anonymousreply 37January 5, 2021 6:08 PM

Jesus id da rebus of da rebus! - Alan Ritchson

by Anonymousreply 38January 5, 2021 6:16 PM

[quote] Xtians are trying their best to recruit vulnerable youth. And what better way than sex?

I always felt that WB/CW show "7th Heaven" was trying to sell Evangelical Christianity to teenagers with sexy young actors. What better way to get them to go to church?

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by Anonymousreply 39January 5, 2021 6:21 PM

R31 Alan was hilarious as Thad. His high pitched screaming always cracked me up.

R39 i did too. It didn't work on me though 😄

by Anonymousreply 40January 6, 2021 11:53 AM

[quote] He should learn Hebrew

Aramaic, actually.

by Anonymousreply 41January 6, 2021 12:06 PM

I thought he was that actor from AVATAR. Forget his name.

by Anonymousreply 42January 6, 2021 12:08 PM

R42 Sam Worthington.

OP If you don't like what this guy posts/uploads on his social media, then stop following him. It's really quite simple.

P.S. He wasn't put on this earth to motivate your puny cocklet.

by Anonymousreply 43January 6, 2021 12:13 PM

Great message. I was blessed by it. Good Word

by Anonymousreply 44January 6, 2021 12:35 PM

I was trying to remember where I’d seen this guy before. He played a guy with a micropenis on “New Girl”

by Anonymousreply 45January 6, 2021 12:40 PM

[quote]...he may be a pretty big deal in a year.

Not anymore.

by Anonymousreply 46January 6, 2021 12:43 PM

His gratitude to the black community for election results.

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by Anonymousreply 47January 6, 2021 2:34 PM

He's a lefty Christian? Oh, thank goodness. OP was making him sound like he was a righty Christian. Don't get me both are nuts. But righty Christians piss me off more because their viewpoints are antithetical to each other.

by Anonymousreply 48January 6, 2021 3:15 PM

There are no good Christians and his racial pandering is sickening.

by Anonymousreply 49January 6, 2021 3:16 PM

Thirst trap. He seems like a closet case. Also I want to fuck his ass.

by Anonymousreply 50January 6, 2021 3:24 PM

[quote]So who is he? Who does he hope to be?

He's a TV actor and underpants model.

by Anonymousreply 51January 6, 2021 3:42 PM

Mmmmm...

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by Anonymousreply 52January 6, 2021 3:46 PM

I still remember that idiotic "take the "meric" out of "american" and move the L from "idol" in its place and it spells "Alan" thing all these years later so I guess it was kind of brilliant in retrospect? I sure as fuck don't remember 99% of the other nobodies they've paraded in front of me.

by Anonymousreply 53January 6, 2021 3:47 PM

He seems like a good person. He clearly enjoyed showing his beautiful body and ass off for the gay audience. Those erotic underwear shots he did when young. I'm pretty sure most of Blue Mountain State's viewership was from women and gay men with all that male eye candy and homoeroticism.

by Anonymousreply 54January 8, 2021 3:48 AM

Is he cut or uncut? ✂️

by Anonymousreply 55February 7, 2021 10:18 PM

Who does he play in Jack Reacher? Tom Cruise’s son or lover?

by Anonymousreply 56February 7, 2021 10:19 PM

He has a good torso and set of legs, which is rare.

by Anonymousreply 57February 7, 2021 10:29 PM

R26 makes sense. The Bible thumping Fraus who used to shuck their saggy clams to Chris Pratt most likely all jumped ship after CP dumped his wife for Ahhnold's much younger daughter, so now this AWG nobody is trying to corner that market.

by Anonymousreply 58February 7, 2021 11:33 PM

Alan shared a new photo of his breasts.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 3, 2021 5:20 PM

Bitch is cray cray, I don’t care how hot his breasts are

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by Anonymousreply 60May 17, 2021 12:37 PM

People like this should be encouraged to go to heaven and become angels ASAP. I fully support self-rapturing and will recommend it to every religious person I meet. Every single one.

by Anonymousreply 61May 17, 2021 12:42 PM

I like his politics, I like his nipples. He seems intense and like he is overcompensating for something. Very needy like 95% of actors and that is a turnoff for me. On the one hand he is narcissistic instagram ho showing off his body and needing attention and then he has all this religious and political message going on. Looks like he is a good dad though.

I am pretty sure that as a young underwear model he was exposed to a lot of gay attention/sexual desire and may have accepted it to get acting roles.

by Anonymousreply 62May 17, 2021 2:33 PM

[quote] I don’t care how hot his breasts are

He has breasts not pecs?

by Anonymousreply 63May 17, 2021 2:54 PM

Wife beater.

by Anonymousreply 64July 26, 2021 3:09 AM

Saw him in GHOSTS OF WAR…terrible horrible movie.

by Anonymousreply 65October 3, 2021 3:12 AM

Good balls, unremarkable teenager's penis.

by Anonymousreply 66October 3, 2021 4:15 AM

For someone who started off with AI, he’s come pretty far career wise…

by Anonymousreply 67October 4, 2021 6:20 PM
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