Duke's mayonnaise is DISGUSTING!

Stop lying. Duke's has no sugar and is not sweet at all.

I am NOT lying, and I feel betrayed by DL! I want to bill you bitches for my wasted $4!

OP grew up on Miracle Whip, that's all we need to know.

Duke's is NOT sweet.

A key ingredient of Duke's Mayonnaise is zit exudate from North Carolina teenagers.

I was curious as well so I'll admit to buying some Duke's to bring home on my last trip to Florida. I've had Best Foods aka Hellman's, Kraft, Miracle Whip and Duke's. Duke's tastes like a heavier version of Best Foods. I thought the taste was ok but it was also super greasy. Light, fluffy mayo tastes better to me. I detest Miracle Whip. It is thoroughly disgusting. Sweet mayo? NO WAY. Duke's tastes nothing like Miracle Whip, it is not sweet. Greasy yes, sweet no.

You are dead to me, OP.

I'll happily die to end this travesty of DL history, R7, you motherfucker!

I want my $4 back!!

I grew up on Miracle Whip and I hate it; being raised by wolves like I was doesn't doom you to a life of eating salad dressing instead of mayonnaise.

R9, same. My mother raised me on the lie that Miracle Whip WAS mayonnaise. It explains why I have trust issues as an adult.

For realz OP?

I too tried Duke's because of DL (was able to order it online) and it's maybe 10% less tangy than Hellman's but otherwise pretty damn similar

R11 got out his calipers and measured the tang!

Duke's started appearing here in the northeast a few years ago. I tried it out, but was not impressed at all. It's just greasy and salty, and totally lacking the creaminess and tang of Hellman's.

Ha, ha, you bitches!

I told you all OP would fall for this Duke's mayonnaise prank, well played!

R8, OP, Dollar Tree sometimes sells mini jars of Duke's. That's how I first tried it.

When restaurants had to start disclosing nutritional info, I discovered that skipping mayo was an easy way to avoid fat/calories. Mustard, for example, is a often great substitute--few calories and a variety of "tang". Mayo itself was not something I ever wanted in much excess and the whole Duke's thing always seemed to reek of the usual Southern nonsense on recipe comment sections---we invented x (no, usually it came from England and/or Africa), we are the only ones who know how to make y (not if you've ever lived in the South). Not surprised it's greasier, but I would've expected it to be diabetic coma inducing in its sweetness--I guess sit's good to be disabused of assumptions once in awhile, but don't tell Southerners that, bless their hearts.

The grapeseed oil variety of Vegenaise is surprisingly good, as someone who is not vegan or vegetarian at all. For practical purposes, I would consider it for things like bringing macaroni salad to some sort of get together.

Take it from a Dutchman: Home-made mayonnaise is the best.

- Egg yoke

- Mustard

- Vinegar or lemon

- Canola oil

… and stir.

The real truth is the whole concept of Mayo is disgusting.

I can’t even imagine someone actually created that

R18, how does it turn gelatinous and white with this ingredients?

Also, do you ever cook it or do you leave the yolk raw?

Egg yolk, honey, not "yoke."

I stand corrected. Now go make mayonnaise – thank me later!

Mayonnaise is disgusting period, you stupid fat whores.

It's a condiment made from the slimy, gelatinous insides of something that birds crap out of their cunts.

God, you fat whores are basic.

Dip for fries? What are you? Belgian?

I remember when I was a teenager waiting tables, the first time some customers asked me for mayonnaise for their french fries. I gagged bring it to their table.

Instead of a morning coffee, you gurls probably bring that mayonnaise + monster energy drink combo out to your automobiles and put it in the cupholder to take swigs from.

Man, I wish saucy fat whores would stop rejoicing.

R24 dipping fries in ketchup is the most revolting thing ever.

As for R23: You best not think too hard about where honey comes from…

R27

Too late. I know that it's insect vomit. I don't touch that rubbish either. You may as well run around licking caterpillar ass or drinking tarantula cum.

Well, that's a conversation stopper.

That's Ooze's goal, R29. He does it in a lot of threads.

r28, that's fake marshmallow product, not mayo.

Mayo is disgusting, though.

Marshmallow cream is pretty awful in its own right but it makes a fool proof fudge and is good in a mallomar as long as its fresh.

Hellman’s gang checking in...Also only Heinz ketchup and Frenchs mustard please

I always make my own mayonnaise when I need it so most of this is lost on me. But, if I must use bought mayo, I prefer Kensington.

Blue Plate — Represent!

Did you ever eat a Starburst, the flavors come from a Beaver's ass.

I've heard Kewpie is good, anyone tried it?

I use Duke’s or Hellmann’s or Heinz depending on which is on sale. I’ve tried Blue Plate but don’t remember liking it that much. It’s OK, just not memorable. I can’t imagine whipping up a batch of mayo every time I want a quick sandwich.

SACRILEGE!! OP, if they brought you before me I would hit you so hard your head would hum like a ten penny finishing nail hit with a ball peen hammer!

You should be slapped repeated about the head and shoulders.

some of you guzzle cum and you find mayonnaise and miracle whip nasty?

Tacky.

One of my favorite things to do when getting a File-O-Fish from McD's is to scrap off some of the tartar sauce to dip my fries in it.

I also believed the hype of Duke's on here so bought a jar on Amazon. Tastes like. . . mayonnaise! Don't get what's so special about it.

Oh, and it must have spoiled because it gave me and my partner explosive diarrhea.

I'm a fat whore with no taste whatsoever!

Ptomaine in a jar. All of it!

Ptomaine in a jar. All of it!

For Fuck Sake. Its the bi-weekly thread on fucking mayonnaise. What the fuck is your problem people?

R46 boredom and a lack of creativity 🤷‍♂️