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Matt Schlapp

Anyone else think she comes off a bit light in the loafers?

I could totally see her sucking cock in a dirty toilet at a truck stop.

Did her wife bake cookies?

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by Anonymousreply 15November 6, 2020 6:50 PM

House full of girls.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 5, 2020 9:55 PM

Matty: "Hooooo, check HIM out headed to the locker room. Hey boy, over here!" *whistles

Gym Jordan: "That's right buddy. This thumb, your hole."

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by Anonymousreply 2November 5, 2020 9:57 PM

She’s definitely into BBC

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by Anonymousreply 3November 5, 2020 10:04 PM

She likes it dirty.

by Anonymousreply 4November 5, 2020 10:04 PM

She has a micro penis but she loves to call it a clit

I've never seen a pussy as hungry as hers

by Anonymousreply 5November 5, 2020 10:10 PM

His big moneymaker is that neocon convention thing in alexandria.

by Anonymousreply 6November 5, 2020 10:18 PM

correction, National Harbor.

by Anonymousreply 7November 5, 2020 10:19 PM

Who me?

Why I'm straight as an arrow.

It's the hair isn't it?

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by Anonymousreply 8November 6, 2020 12:26 AM

He definitely has a Marcus Bachmann vibe

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by Anonymousreply 9November 6, 2020 12:27 AM

Dripping with high testosterone masculinty....

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by Anonymousreply 10November 6, 2020 12:28 AM

I don't know her.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 6, 2020 12:29 AM

Will Matt be jealous that Leticia James will be the one to "lick" Trump's ass?

by Anonymousreply 12November 6, 2020 5:45 PM

He seems quite masculine and vigorous to me.

by Anonymousreply 13November 6, 2020 6:28 PM

R13: Did someone say BLACKMAN? WHERE?

by Anonymousreply 14November 6, 2020 6:47 PM

Mrs. Kathy does about five minutes on him in A Hell of a Story and she calls him a Lady and mocks his lavender marriage.

by Anonymousreply 15November 6, 2020 6:50 PM
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