DL fave Brendad Ickson melting down over the "Pensalvina" vote counting

[quote] We also got this glam shot of her dining area.

Welcome to my home!

[quote] Brendad Ickson melting down over the "Pensalvina" vote

It's PencilVagina, dumb bitch!!

Fox News needs to replace Wallace with Brendad.

Brendan and Trump together couldn’t find it on a map.

Brenda’s needs to stop the drunk posting.

BI: Hudddddge!

DJT: [italic]Yuuuuuuuge![/italic]

BI: Hudddddge?

I often wonder what Jeanne Cooper or Eric Braeden or Terry Lester really thought of her. Was she always so wackadoodle?

Tits out for emphasis when tweeting about serious political matters is Rule #1

“This election is unfortunately going to be a legal battle ❤️I think this kind of thing has been done before!”

Tits out for emphasis when tweeting about serious political matters is Rule #1

“This election is unfortunately going to be a legal battle ❤️I think this kind of thing has been done before!”

As I always say when I read these threads ... if Brendad were your pet, you'd have her put down for humane reasons.

She's retarded....isn't she?

That’s mean R11. Let’s just say, she rides the short bus.

That's how the voices in her head pronounce it.

Wow, is that really her on twitter? She only has 368 followers. It's not a parody account?

[quote]Wow, is that really her on twitter?

The one and only. Her posts are a parody unto themselves. Like this recent tweet:

"RIP, Sean Connery. Our President's tribute to this wonderful James Bond actor❤"

You just can't get any better than Brendad Ickson. Really, you just can't.

The peeple of pensalvina don't even no that fashun can be akwired.

Jesus Christ, she's brain-damaged.

This is real:

Hope your Holloween is going well! I believe that California will win against this horrible situation here. That Republicans are feed up! In California, Beverly Hills had hudge Trump supporters rally. It was so crowded the roads where blocked!

She needs to teleport into reality.

She needs to teleport into a third grade spelling class.

[quote] Brenda's needs to stop the drunk posting.

Bite your tongue, r5, and never type such a horrible thing again.

Brendad's drunk posting is the comedy we need in these troubled times.

Welcome to her dining room, bitches!

Brendad and Nancy Lee Grahn should get into a drunk posting Twitter battle!

Which one of you bitches wrote this?

Brenda absolutely was the victim of sexual harassment at the hands of Bill Bell.

I didn't realize Norma Desmond was based an an actual person.

It's the soaps that got small, Brenda/.

What a kook!

If you're bored, this video of her eviction never gets old...

When it's all over, she and Melania can do a "Thoroughly Pathetic, Wash Up Old Hags" world tour together.

r24 There's no way Brenda wrote that tweet herself.

She could be Mrs. Trump #4.

R31 she can't have a gentleman caller... that would be gross.

[quote] she and Melania can do a "Thoroughly Pathetic, Wash Up Old Hags" world tour together.

With special guest appearances by Kirstie Alley and Victoria Jackson.

That video was pretty harrowing and not funny.

WELCOME TO MY FUCKING HOME, R34.

Wow, since I posted that comment on Wednesday, she actually LOST one follower!

The saddest, most hilarious (sadlarious?) Brendad posting was captioned something like "TMZ Catches Brenda Shopping at Gelson's!"

She was standing in front of a display of her self-published book while a friend filmed her with an iPhone and she did a little "Oh! You caught me!" speech.

"I'm just having a latte and some potato salad."

r37 How long did it take for store security to "escort" her off the property?

I've got a huge vageene!

They’re bringing back big shoulders and dark brown furniture.

Third piece of crystal seen this week; white people trend! SELL! SELL! SELL your crystal, brass&glass, and horseshoe coaster sets!

You can unload victoriana in T+5 years I’ll bet.

How does she afford to live?

Have any of you read her mem-wah? She seems to have lived a very colorful life.

The Brendad Holiday Special!

She lives like the Golden Girls did. Can't afford basic necessities but can afford a large somewhat stylish wardrobe.

I can't tell if she's drunk or in mid-death.

[quote] I can't tell if she's drunk or in mid-death

She could be both

That fucking moron Serial Scholar-Monticello is as stupid as Brendad.

She looks embalmed.

Brenda just now:

“Is the air coming out of the balloon? A software Glitch is 6 thousand , possibly 30 states. Trump would be ahead. 399, Biden 89.”

She was so 100% sure Dump would win, and she hasn’t shut up about it for months. Her meltdown now is a joy.

R50, yes “the air come out of balopn and go right into her head”.

Who is this person and is she a comedienne? This is satire, right?

R51 please report to DL basic training and complete the compulsory module on Brendad Ickson.

"hudge Trump" - I neither want to pronounce nor visualize this. An abomination I had to read this.

This bitch is crazy! How old is she? And why does her website, the one that she has linked on Twitter, take you to a bunch of ads for lawyers and erectile dysfunction?

She koo koo.

She’s got quite a forehead on her.

Why would someone who hasn't worked in over 30 years, and who is by all accounts broke want a Trump Presidency. She's like 2 bounced checks away from the breadline.

I believe she has dyslexia so it’s not just a case of the stupids. Well, mostly.

Her pussy must stink.

R52, I’ve been one her for the last 10 years, and I’ve been heard of that person.

Contrary to popular opinion, Brendad did not attend the Copacabana School of Dramatic Arts.

She went to the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute.

Snake and jeans are also a great look!

And lace has been around for thousands of years

{quote] Have any of you read her mem-wah? She seems to have lived a very colorful life.

I bought it for a dollar a few months back. I really need to make myself read it.....when/if I do I will post the fuck out of it here.

[quote] Why would someone who hasn't worked in over 30 years, and who is by all accounts broke want a Trump Presidency. She's like 2 bounced checks away from the breadline.

She either got money from one of her divorces, or the Bill Bell abuse claims were legitimate enough for her to get a payout.

Did Bill Bell eat her out?

Has anyone checked on Brendad? How is she taking the “Biden Wins” news? Is she even up yet?

She’s probably busy working on one of her selfies. Every time she posts anything she adds a hilarious photo of herself, really heavily filtered. She actually seems to think no one can tell.

Perhaps there’s a sheikh or sultan or 7-11 Franchisee who supports her Art.

Trump's latest tweet makes me think he and Brendad should date. Is there a co-ed prison somewhere?

Can see her making conjugal visits once he's incarcerated.

r60=Brendad

r60 has never heard of Cheryl.

She drank the Trump Kool-Aid long ago.

She believes whatever she's been told.

I posted a Y&R 80's glamour pic of Jill and told Brenda that it was a lovely photo of her. It was actually a photo of Jess Walton.

That hysterical R74. She posted a photo of her at some party--one of the three she's been invited to in her lifetime--and said something about Trump in it. So I replied, "This is why Jess Walton made a much better Jill. That and Jess can act." She didn't just delete my comment--she deleted the post.

A recent update:

“Oh wow 💋I just got home. There where 6 miles of Trump supporters on Santa Monica Boulevard in cars! Here in California❤”

Oh, and it’s not over, according to Brenda. It’s not official.

There have been weekly pro-Trump rallies in Beverly Hills for the past few months. The one the weekend just before the election attracted an estimated 3,000 people.

That same pro-Trump rally was held on Saturday along Santa Monica Blvd in Beverly Hills, just after Biden was declared the president elect. No idea how large it was, but reports say it lasted a few hours but broke up about dark.

Yet a mere mile down the road in West Hollywood, there were thousands and thousands and thousands in the streets, cheering and dancing. Cars were honking in support as they crept down the road through the revelers. That celebrating went on well into the night.

So, Brendad was right about the pro-Trump rally, but may have been thinking the West Hollywood celebration was part of the Beverly Hills pro-Trump rally when she said it went on for 6 miles.

Good Evening. I guess the Presidential elections is not legally set. Until the court rules it. By December, I am guessing it will be officially over. ❤️🤍💙

Brenda is awake and has already had her first drink of the day, as her meltdown about Pensalvina continues.

“This beyond rediiclious to call a election, before its valifyed.”

I love that her webpage is just a series of ads with zero content. That pretty much sums up ol' Brendad!

I didn't click the link but I presume she's let the website lapse and someone else snapped it up.

R81 I'm certain that's what happened.

My understanding is that she's living in her deceased mother's condo in Century City.

If you look in the mirror in the first pic you can see the room behind her. She looks like a hoarder.

This is a long time ago, but I trolled Brenda pretty hard about five or so years ago. In the comments section of "Bad Plastic Surgery" I posted as Brenda. Everything was in caps and I DEMANDED that they remove any negative comments as there is no way you can look 19, like I do, when you're almost 80 without a little freshening. I also took her paranoia up a notch (barely) and claimed I would be have been on Desperate Housewives if the New World Order, homosexuals, and the "Hollywood Jews" hadn't been so jealous they sabotaged my career.

Several people posted to the effect "Brenda, unlike you, I still work in the industry and if you think rants against Jews and Gays will help you get work, you are badly mistaken!"

Well, all of sudden who posts a response? The real Brenda. In all caps, she demanded the "owner" remove all posts because "I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!!!" and left her cellphone number to call to let her know he had done so.

I thought, surely, no one would be so stupid as to leave their cellphone number on the internet. Not so. I called. She didn't say, "Well, hello!" but she did say, "Brenda here." I said, "Please hold for Marc Cherry" and put the phone down. About ten minutes later, I hung up.

That eviction video is NOT funny. It's very sad. I hate for anyone -- even her -- to go through something like that.

She shows terrible judgment in posting it. For one thing, she so vain and she looks terrible in it.

[italic]Vanity Fair[/italic] seized on her website being snapped up in that marvelously shady article from a couple of years ago ...

[quote]In 2009, Dickson released Welcome to My Home on DVD through her personal Web site. Not owning a copy of the film herself, she had Morrison send her his copy, which he did, gladly, “to give back for all the enjoyment she has brought me over the years.”

[quote]“[A] delicious candy mix of the late 80s,” went the new DVD blurb, “where glamour was at the height of fashion . . . Without a doubt, this was one of the first reality shows on the forefront of a new frontier.” (Currently, the www.BrendaDickson.com home page redirects to a site on chlamydia home-testing kits.)

R83 MARRY ME!! ♥️♥️♥️

I think she misspelled it along the lines of I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY PLASTIC SUGARY!

I love that she didn't refute the gays/jews comments. Oh, Brendad.

I trolled her on Instagram for a while, but eventually she blocked me. It was when she posted some bullshit about winning a lifetime achievement award, and I questioned her about it.

R88 She didn't mention them directly except to say "THIS is the REAL Brenda Dickson" and then go on rant about how she'd never had plastic surgery and that she "owns" every image of her and she would sue them for using her "property" without her permission.

When I'd post as her, when not complaining about the Jews and homos in the business, I'd tell people things like "I'm typeing with one hand and have a bottell of Cutty Sark in the other. I'll be back latter. I need to make some brakefast!"

But I'm sure that it was my posts that got her there because "Brenda Dickson" appears in all of them -- and you KNOW the bitch Googles herself. Which makes me wonder if she is reading this thread right now.

I'm surprised she wasn't offered a cabinet post (or at least press secretary) in the Trump administration.

R83 - Please tell me that's all true. If so, I adore you!

[quote]But I'm sure that it was my posts that got her there because "Brenda Dickson" appears in all of them -- and you KNOW the bitch Googles herself. Which makes me wonder if she is reading this thread right now.

Which why we take great care here to always refer to her as "Brendad Ickson." (Although not everyone has received the memo.)

R89 Brendad is VERY thin-skinned. I used to post on her website (when it didn't redirect to penis pill ads) and she would delete anything that didn't stick to how gorgeous she is.

R83/R90, are you the one who put together those parody ads for "Sister Brenda's Psychic Hotline" with her real phone number?

R95 Yes. Once I realized the phone number was legit, I used to post this one message boards.

I know we’re supposed to call her Brendad for that reason, but I *want* her to show up here. It would be hysterical.

There were two versions: a free psychic hotline and the prayer line.

LOL. I forgot about the lipstick on the teeth.

[quote]Which why we take great care here to always refer to her as "Brendad Ickson." (Although not everyone has received the memo.)

We don't call her Brendad Ickson so she can't google us. We call her that in homage to Deven Green's video where she is narrating as Brenda and "brendadickson.com" comes up on the screen and she pronounces it "Brendad Ickson Dot Com!"

R96 - OMG. I'm deceased. That's just... ::chef's kiss::

R100, it's "Brendad Ickson has porn mouth!"

Deven used the name again. But I was explaining where it originated from: when the name was all together for a web address.

Serial Scholar is licking her twat!

She needs to go back to doing volunteer work: reading porn to the blind.

Brendad with perv Bob Crane. Bet she has some stories to tell about him.

Why is she so crazy? No one intervenes?

If she's not hurting anyone and she's managing to get by, it's not against the law to be fucking nuts.

On occasion my favorite Brendad photo caption will pop into my head and I'll start laughing out loud:

"Marc Cherry of Desperate Housewives. We talked about me."

[quote]it's not against the law to be fucking nuts.

Heck -- you can even be president!

We may criticize her wonk eye, Barbie hair, and dreadful photoshop skills but she dresses sharply and she's in good shape. I doubt she can afford regular liposuction etc. She's obviously disciplined in some areas of her life. I guess narcissism has its perks.

She was also Miss California USA and on Bob Hope's USO tour among the rest of her fourth rate accomplishments and achievements.

Bill Bell loved her titties!

I'm sort of amazed by how her face doesn't move in those old soap opera clips. Botox wasn't a thing in the 1980s and she wasn't especially young then either. Did she train herself to not move her facial muscles?

Are there undoctored photos of her getting coffee or grocery shopping (not the stuff at Gelsons having potato salad at midnight)? I’d like to see what she really looks like now. Sans photoshop and a trowel of makeup.

You're not getting sans fards here, but you are getting a before and after photoshop.

[Quote] Remember Lady Gaga's meat dress, really?? Vote Trump today {Flag of Liberia} Be smart. He is the most powerful man in American. And as an added bonus. He can actually talk, and finished a sentence.

Natural Brenda, once upon a time...

Up close and plastic.

The weird thing is that she doesn't even follow Trump on twitter. She only follows 19 people, including Don Jr and a guy named Hector who translates Trump's tweets into Spanish.

She is a STAH! Why wasn’t she ever nominated for an Emmy? She takes credit for bringing Y&R to #1 in the ratings a year AFTER she left the show. BrenDUH, viewers tuned in after you left! Stupid cunt!!!!!

[quote]I'm sort of amazed by how her face doesn't move in those old soap opera clips. Botox wasn't a thing in the 1980s and she wasn't especially young then either. Did she train herself to not move her facial muscles?

That would called "acting." Brendad just reads word-things off cue cards.

r117 - OMG. The Liberian flag. PERFECT!

I would pay to watch Larry King interview Brendad.

R118 Thosh are some shloopy boobiesh!

I’d lick her snatch! God I want her!

Does she follow Tom Bierdz on social media? Or does he follow her and comment on her posts?

For $50, Thom will jerk off for you.

Listen up. She's telling you now, so that she doesn't have to tell you later: She's wearing her fuschia lipstick, so you know that she is dead serious.

Brenda Dickson @BrendaIDickson

Well by December (insert lip smack emoji) we should find out who the President Elect is. The only people who make a call on the Duly Elected President, is the electoral college. Not the News Media. This has not been done yet.

Miss Brendad Ickson, Proferssor of Political Science

She literally writes 2020 like the TV show: 20/20

What a maroon!

BrendadIcksonActress wishes she still had a red wave for him to surf.

Do we think Brenda touches her dirty lady hamper when she thinks of Donald's engorged micropeen lifting oit of its nest of gray yeti pubes?

Umm, could we pivot back to that $50 handjob by Tom? TIA.

R128 Thom Bierdz is on OnlyFans!?! He's one of my DILF fantasies!!!

Her 91 year old TV mom Julianna McCarthy is still doing poetry readings and seems more grounded in reality than her. I used to compare Brenda to Tina Louise, but now that I think of it, that's an insult to Tina.

Julianna McCarthy is so much more grounded in reality than this nutjob.

But has Julianna ever had porn mouth? Hm?

She pioneered the Palette Knife makeup technique.

Spicen-Capwell Monticello in da house!!!!!!

this world is depressing....I mean America. This is what passes for goals. Blonde, plastic, and rich. That's it. Those are the goals. I want out.

Brendad ain't rich.

Using her innate specialness Netflix could kill Brendad in different ways a few times a week for the tax deduction. They may also qualify for one of those work-readiness training incentives.

What about a reboot of Flavor of Love? Flavor of Brendad?

[quote]Flavor of Brendad?

You don’t want to know, honey.

R142 She probably got a royalty/residual check for a very small lump sum when CBS ran out of new Y&R episodes (due to the pandemic) and was airing re-reruns of episodes from the 70's and 80's (several of which featured her as Jill) over 6 months ago.

I wasn't watching "Y&R" during her first stint, but in the scenes I've seen of her, she is much more natural and not at all camp. The diva of the show at the time was Jaime Lyn Bauer whom she rarely had scenes with. You never hear anything controversial about her, even playing the mother of fundie Melissa B. on "Days". The big hair and over the top outfits when she returned really made her performance seem affected, a far cry from the more natural Deborah Adair whom she replaced. It's interesting that Adair ended up on all those Aaron Spelling shows (including "Dynasty") while Icky B. was trying to become the Joan Collins of daytime.

Is she joining Trump's legal team to challenge the "electoral fraud"? I mean, she has no legal background but she's truly the Shakespeare of Century City. She should be drafting all the legal documents.

R148 THAT'S where I know her from! I would see her perusing the movies and TV section at Borders. I had a feeling she was like Celeste Talbert in the mall, trying to get someone to recognize her while pretending she didn't WANT to be recognized! Her sun glasses were very big. It's just too bad they didn't cover her entire face. But maybe that's too much plastic between the glasses and the face. Someone might try to take her to the market to get a nickel back.

R132 It's hilarious that Donald's fans always show him as very trim and athletic when that fat slob can't walk across a room without a golf cart.

And surfing? That bitch is afraid of water.

R149 I can TOTALLY see Brenda trying to be spotted by "fans."

But, realistically, who would spot her? Her "fans" must be very small in number. Moreover, who would recognize her with so much plastic surgery and those $17 blond wigs?

well I mean what people aspire to. Look at all the wannabe and copycats of Kartrash. Same idea. She's just the even more white trash version. It's messed up that I truly am not sure if she is a joke or parody or sincere. And I live in America. However she is exquisitely entertaining from enormous forehead to camel toe. My sister used to work in LA, I need to show her this. (Btw my sister used to work for Hustler. She has pics of herself artistically done with tons of porn stars like Stormy D.) She partied with Larry Flynt Jr and others back in the 90s and I want her to do an AMA on reddit but she won't.

Artistically done?

[Quote] I truly am not sure if she is a joke or parody or sincere.

No one gets bad plastic surgery as a joke.

I just did a Google search to see if this page came up (it did not) and the Google autocomplete with "Brenda Dickson Obituary." LOL

Datalounge does come up if you search "Brendad Ickson"

Oh gawd, that MESS Alan Sarapa from twitter is trolling an actor on Y&R. It doesn’t make you look good, Alan. You’re being as nuts as Brendad. Idiot.

Someone posted a meme of Trump on a sinking ship, and Brenda is not happy.

Oh, and that ‘like’ she got for her reply? It’s Brenda. She liked her own comment. And that’s why we love Brenda.

Seems mentally ill. Who has a large glamour photo of themselves in their dining room and spells like a second grader? Way off like many Trumpsters.

She is different. In her own world. Clueless about reality. Now just leave her be to eat her potato salad.

Serial-Spicen Scholar is the only one who TRULY understands ME!!

Brendad today:

Well Hello (Kiss mark emoji) I hope your day I'd going well (emoji of Flag of Liberia)

Things are heating up on the voter fraud (emoji of Statue of liberty and emoji of Flag of Liberia and emojiis ofEarth globe europe-africa) Its hudge . They are "Busted" ❤ I am pictured on Roger Neal's Red Carpet. At the Lucille Ball Tribute at the Hollywood Museum .

That pix of Bob Hope.... she entertained with Jim Neighbors? Is anyone THAT stupid?

The woman is nuts!!!

Such subtle work on those photos!

OMG. I'm dying that she's STILL posting the Liberian flag emoji. The blind old bat needs to add some carrots to her Gelson's potato salad.

Welcome to My Liberia.

Brendad could actually look quite striking with white/silver hair.

R167 She does. Down *there*

It’s hudge down there.

The only parties she seem to go to are ones thrown by Robert Neals. Only wannabes, hasbeens and neverweres attend his parties.

I wonder if she's ever auditioned for anything in the 57 years since she's worked as an actress.

I wonder what she claims as her playing age. I would guess it hinges around "38."

I also wonder what she has actually done in all those years. She got fired in 1987. That was a long time ago. I mean, she goes to maybe three parties a year. She goes out for potato salad.

She was married in the 1990s and into the 2000s, right? She obviously exercised, maybe even prancercizes.

Don't forget her recording career! (Was that song ever commercially released?)

Goes to Gelson's at 11 p.m. for the potato salad; stays to read her own book.

R175 - recording career??

[Quote] recording career??

Brendad giving full porn mouth when she says "Ricky Gervais"...

0:40 "Diss" as "Ditsch." Liza is going to send her a cease and deshisth.

Brendad fondly remebers her time in Vietnam. That's where she fell in love with women.

Brendad has such ardent fans...including Psychic to the Stars John Cohan!

So sad, lunching all alone...

[quote]I wonder what she claims as her playing age. I would guess it hinges around "38."

She reminds me of Mae West -- only without the talent -- who corrected the screenwriter for Myra Breckenridge when she was in her 80s saying, "Mae West never plays a girl who is older than 25."

[quote]I wonder if she's ever auditioned for anything in the 57 years since she's worked as an actress.

Superstars don't need to audition!

Surprisingly, Brendad could not kick her legs high at r181. She's no Chits Rivera.

R183, trying again

R179 She sounds drunk.

I loved this comment:

[quote] Porn05Moutt 8 months ago This from the “wealthy” lady who is banned from several BH shops for shoplifting and who begs her fans for money and coke. Laughable.

She can't sandblast her face with filters when someone else is filming her for youtube.

“Two plexiglasses.” She speaks the way she writes.

Or is it plecksy glasdes?

Luncheon behind Vershashe Beverly Hills is the shafest plashe in the world!

Vee from the SON board refuses to have her committed. Vee is in the biz, you know. .

Marla Adams who played her rival Dina on Y&R looks better than her in her final appearance two weeks ago than Brenda does now. Marla is 81 and wasn't wearing any makeup at all.

Marla has wonk eye too, though.

Someone on here once said she was banned from a store for falsely claiming to police that a black man had fondled her breasts and robbed her of her (non-existent) expensive watch and designer purse. It wasn't until camera surveillance proved otherwise that she was asked to leave and never return.

Something tells me she is problematic to other tenants in her condominium.

71 has never looked so sexy!

Brendad needs to start "an" OnlyFans. Welcome to my Hole!

A Brendad story chopped up into racist poetry:

8 police with face shields and belly clubs

All together parked

The 6 foot window

I'm alone

All the small groups of blacks

I saw walking up

Began to swarm together

Like clockwork

Walking back

There was a large crowd

Of blacks now formed

One man

Quickly walks past me

A loade of mans slacks in his arm's

Crossing streets

Timed to the minute

The energy odd

8 police with face shields and belly clubs

Stood there ready to fight

There was a young black woman

Standing

Right in the middle of the down ramp

I thought

What is she up to

I was thinking

Maybe she has a bomb

At Ralph's

I took the escalator

Up to CVC

Where I buy my mask and gloves

8 police with face shields and belly clubs

Brenda's scientific anaylisis of "Covet Disease"

[quote]I know the virus sticks to services. Like the assigned chairs. Just a thought. Who knows. I just found it odd. If the virus was made as bio-wepon in the china. There was a prior Covet, they spliced with a S-protien. To make it stick to services.

There is nothing you can tell Brenda about arranging balls... Always very good at gentetics.

[Quote] if the virus was made as bio-wepon in the china

Funny how Brendad mentions this and yet in the video upthread brags about the money Trump has secured from China...

[quote]I know the virus sticks to services. Like the assigned chairs. Just a thought. Who knows. I just found it odd. If the virus was made as bio-wepon in the china. There was a prior Covet, they spliced with a S-protien. To make it stick to services.

Brendad Ickson, noted epidemiologist specializing in the epidemic of wearing synthetic hair extensions of D-list mall openings.

[quotes]Funny how Brendad mentions this and yet in the video upthread brags about the money Trump has secured from China...

She is so stupid she thinks tariffs are something Chine pays us -- instead of something American farmers pay.

[quote]I know the virus sticks to services.

Yikes! Didn't know it sticks to services!

Is this services like getting my car detailed? Or services like having my groceries delivered? Or is it services like church services held every Sunday morning?

She is wearing the same shoes from the Gelson's video at the Lucy tribute at the Hollywood Museum.

For the longest time I thought Brendad Ickson was a real name and a male. And I kept thinking that was the weirdest first name ever.. but shrugged it off because... Jensen Ackles or whatever his name was.

r206 LOL

I am first on line for the vagination 💋

GO MR. PRESIDENT....GO OPERATION WARPED SPEED....THIS IS HUDGE!!!!!

And GOD BLESS AMERICA ❤️🇨🇺❤️🇱🇷❤️🇲🇾

I’m Pensalvitating.

Who is TB being referenced at R182?

The author of that post is nearly as illiterate as Brenda.

The psychic referenced at R182 was allegedly Sandra Dee’s boyfriend at the time of her death.

He was also friends with Nicole Brown Simpson and Natalie Wood.

Brendad, you in danger gurl.

Did Zombie Pablo Picasso Photoshop this one?

I neglected to mention at R212, that the article in the link says his book “includes the details of the late Merv Griffin that might have driven young actor River Phoenix to find comfort in using drugs.”

Maybe Brendad will spill the tea.

I'm sorry, why do you say Brendad Ickson? Is this a drag queen version of her? Or some typo that went viral?

R215 When the wonderful Deven Green did parodies of Brenda's video Brenda was originally having them taken down by searching her own name so Deven or someone else reposted and changed it to Brendad Ickson (moving the D at the beginning of her last name to end of her first name) and it's just stuck since then.

PS it wasn't a DL thing, though, we just adopted it when it was used elsewhere.

Y&R fans - that fuking MORON Alan Sarapa from the tweeterer is an asshole. Ugly fuck. He is such a loser. Get out of momma’s basement, asshole!

I know that some of US are following her on FB and IG. What I find bizarre is that most of her 'friends' on FB are also die-hard Trumpsters -- just look at the comments on anything she posts. I don't think she actually knows more than 2% of them in real life, so how did all these Trumpsters find and follow her? Or is the Venn diagram of 80s soap fans and ultra conservative loons closer than I imagined?

Her face looks like melted wax, she photoshops her pucs so much they look like oil paintings.

R219 it’s because she accepts any friend request, but if you then show any sign of disliking Trump, she gets rid of you. Over time, this means she has developed a list of friends who are inclined to be Trumpers.

Basically she just wants 5,000 people saying “I agree” and “you’re so pretty”. Any deviation from that, and you’re blocked.

She has mental health issues.

[quote]When the wonderful Deven Green did parodies of Brenda's video Brenda was originally having them taken down by searching her own name so Deven or someone else reposted and changed it to Brendad Ickson (moving the D at the beginning of her last name to end of her first name) and it's just stuck since then.

This is not true.

I am friends with Deven. "Brendad Ickson" started when Deven was narrating a video and when "brendadickson.com" flashed on the screen Deven pronounced it "Brendad Ickson." She then kept using that instead of Brenda's name in the videos. Hence, "Brendad Ickson has porn mouth!"

Yes, Brendad Ickson was used after Deven's parodies were removed, but that is not where the name originated.

I honestly cannot get enough of these

R223 I always thought the name came from Brendad misspelling her own name (due to her dyslexia).

R223 Well, that's different from what Deven told me, but both those things could be true, in any case.

Vee from the SON board, who is in the biz, is fighting on the Y&R board, again. Some things never change. Poor Vee the toilet cleaner.

Bitch, NO ONE cares about you, or your little invisible enemies. Fuck off, you are NOT welcome here.

Why is Errol so afraid of Vee, who is the biz and now has a PhD in politics?

I seriously think it's time to get law enforcement involved. If I were this Vee person I would fear for my life. This piece of shit is obsessed with other posters and needs to be institutionalized.

Well, hello! Welcome to my Ashishted Care Fashility Apartment!

Instead of Jackie on Assistance, we could be talking about Brendad on Assistance.

She's had assistance from some benefactor, for sure.

R228 I ain’t going nowhere!!! Vee enjoys my posts over at SON! But he is an asshole. Everyone knows it.

Well, keep up the obsessive behavior.

Try me and find out, bitch.

[quote]She's had assistance from some benefactor, for sure.

Rich boyfriends.

Then rich producers.

Then rich husbands.

Then her mother who left her her condo and car.

But, you have to wonder, if the money has dried up like her poosey by now.

I'm surprised she doesn't go a GoFundMe.

Trips to Gelson's ain't cheap, honey!

Brenda has figured it all out! This is how she proposes to overturn the election:

“Good Evening 💋This is what President Trump should do🌏🏛have his staff find the ballots, that voted for the Republican House and Senate. Have someone call those people and ask, did you vote for Trump or Biden? If they say Trump, the logical answer. This would be the fraud, they switched the vote to Biden. Either by software, or hand!”

Sure, Brenda.

[quote]Her face looks like melted wax, she photoshops her pics so much they look like oil paintings.

At least when there are other people in her pics she's thoughtful enough to Photoshop them as well.

She's posted about the Million Moron March, a.k.a. "Stop the Seal."

Stop the Seal! Oh, Brenda never lets us down.

Stop the Seal? What the Hell did I do?

R240 "Over a million people marched!"

National Park Service: "10,000"

She’s as cray cray as that koo koo Vee, who’s in the biz, you know.

"Ten thousand low-IQ individuals (Trump supporters, of course) breathlessly waddled into Washington DC today. . ."

r238, that's brilliant!

In his last weeks, President Trump should make Brendad a top adviser.

r222=Capt. Obvious

Brendad can't be melting...her new face came with a 10 year warranty. And she paid extra for the undercoating!!

Stop the Seal?

What exactly did I do?

Brenda really is a knucklehead. How did she manage to memorize her lines?

I can see how disruptive she must have been to the show.

Is there no one in her life to intervene????

Think of the children who need their cliff palates repaired.

No intervention!

Do you like this gown? It fits like a glove.

Do they have cliff palates in Pensalvina?

She’s on medicare.

[quote]Brenda really is a knucklehead. How did she manage to memorize her lines?

Cue cards. Spelled phonetically.

Did Bill Bell really touch her ample titties? Precursor to the titty toucher who got fired many years later.

Yes, exactly what was her beef with Bill Bell?

[quote]Yes, exactly what was her beef with Bill Bell?

She is always going on paranoid rants about how he blackballed her in Hollywood after she was fired from The Y&R.

Her rep for being difficult/crazy/unreliable may have done that for her.

But she would rather blame someone else. And she's nuts. She even claimed that the Bells hired Deven Green (who she refuses to call by name) to do her parodies to spread rumors in Hollywood that she has an enormous vagina.

It's a convoluted and incomprehensible story, R258. Brenda regularly posts about it when she's been drinking, and she claims it involves the mafia, corrupt judges, blacklisting etc. Most likely it involves none of those things, and she was just fired for being a terrible actress and a nightmare to work with.

Maybe you should buy her book - My True Hidden Hollywood Story? I'm sure it's great. As one reviewer notes: "I have never, ever read a book with more spelling mistakes" and "she is so blind to her own narcissism".

[quote]"I have never, ever read a book with more spelling mistakes"

I was mine own editour. [Liberian flag emoji]

Vee was involved with that story. He’s in the biz, you know.

I bought the book. It arrives Thursday. I can't wait to laugh through nearly 400 pages of incomprehensible writing.

R263 - you must SHARE with us, we are the shut-ins of the Datalounge and we are in desperate need of moar moar moar Brendad Ickson!

Will do, R264! Because I'm a giver!

I've reported her facebook page multiple times under "sexually suggestive" and "sexual services."

R264 licks donkey pussy.

Never knew this woman existed and now I can't stop reading the threads about her. We need summaries of that book.

Oh come on, R267!

First of all, I'm not sure donkeys have pussies.

Second, why don't you want R265's best Brendad bits? Imagine the spelling! The grammar! The welcome! Just the total fucking weirdness that will be revealed to those of us lucky enough to see R265's posts.

Have some compassion for the shut-ins this holiday season and don't shit on our Brendad Ickson fun times. God only knows what's in that book.

Good evening💋 I am poseing next to a butt pluck. In an exhibition. For "Fear In This Guy" seckstoy exposition 💙 Which I wore my Andy Worhal, Diane Von Furstenberg, mess!

Some enterprising reality show producer needs to get Brendad and Carole Baskin in an RV travelling across country doing odd jobs. I would totally watch that!

Add Phoebe Price and you've got a show on your hands.

You can't remember a thing when you have syphilis.

Bill Bell fondled her big titties and stolded all her money.

Big fake titties. She's so old her breast implants are glass balls. Silicone implants weren't invented around the time she had hers done.

She might want to get that eye of hers fixed. With surgery, not poor photoshopping skills.

Whenever she posts one of her "red carpet" photos, I google it to see the original versions posted by the photo agencies. It's hilarious to see the original compared to her ludicrously filtered and photoshopped versions.

I've also done my share of comparing. The recurring themes seem to be:

3) the eye.

2) the open-toe shoes with pantyhose and long toenails.

Who’s eating out her snatch these days?

1) the lipstick on her teeth.

The sad thing is, she actually looks fine in the real photos. I mean, she's in her 70s. She's in good shape. She could just own that, instead of trying to convince us that she still looks 21. If it weren't for the Trump bullshit I might feel sorry for her. As it is, she deserves the full DL takedown.

[quote]the lipstick on her teeth.

HA HA HA I'll say!

Hilarious. She forgot to photoshop her left hand in the second photo at R270.

I think Brendad is going overboard with the filters.

What was she doing here, trying to shake down the city? She clearly pulls in front of the bus and slams her brakes causing the accident and then she posts in on YouTube thinking she's the victim.

R285 Comment under video:

[quote]Probably drank too much wine with her potato salad at Gelson's.

R285 You should shee my ForFanshOnly videosh of me being rear-ended!

Can someone please explain to me why she has two decanters randomly placed on her dining room table? Does she not own any crystal candlesticks, so she thought the crystal liquor decanters would serve the same purpose?

R288 I have seen empty decanters (sometimes dozens of them) lined up in the homes of old faded stars over the years. Joan Collins comes to mind immediately but I've seen it many times. I assumed it was some sort of old timey idea of 'fancy'.

I hope the potato salad gave her the shits.

r284 She should be restoring frescoes in Spain.

[quote]Can someone please explain to me why she has two decanters randomly placed on her dining room table? Does she not own any crystal candlesticks, so she thought the crystal liquor decanters would serve the same purpose?

They make a super-KLASSY complement to a huge arrangement of plastic star-lilies.

Speaking of the table, am I seeing things or is that a piece of rectangular glass sitting on top of an oval table that's missing its leaf?

And if so, where are the other two chairs? Why would she make her table larger by such dubious means if she only had four chairs?

I'm sorry that my questions are sputtering out like I'm in shock after stumbling from the wreckage of a train derailment, but I'm not familiar with Pensalvina Gothic furniture and I really need one of our Tasteful Friends to wrap me in a mylar blanket and comfort me.

I have a high school friend on Facebook that is either bipolar or schizophrenic. The stuff she posts is similar to what Brendad Ickson posts. I don't engage but it's fascinating to observe and try and decipher the crazy.

The Libyan flag emoji is just hilarious. I wonder what flag does she think it is!?

It is a pity that she's so crazy though because what an opportunity to have the looks, the fun career and then be in the circles where you can marry a nice lawyer with some dough and move into other creative pursuits. She could have made a really nice, fulfilling life for herself.

I witch I had married a nice layer. with douche!

That uber homely Alan Sarapa from twitter is having orgasms today. Loser.

[quote]The Libyan flag emoji is just hilarious. I wonder what flag does she think it is!?

Obviously, she thinks it's a "cute" American flag.

Other KLASSY decorating touches:

A cheap mat connecting her linoleum foyer with her glamorous, state-of-the-art wall-to-wall carpeting.

Scuffs on her floorboards.

And paint on her gold foil wallpaper at the ceiling AND floor.

The picture in the OP makes it look like a very small apartment, the size of a hotel suite. You can see the foyer, the kitchen cabinets, her seating area.. I'm sure she wants us to believe she has a 2,500 sq ft swinging condo but it looks small and pokey.

I also can't help but see similarities to Valerie Cherish from The Comeback.

[quote]I also can't help but see similarities to Valerie Cherish from The Comeback.

Except Valerie had a much bigger career. She had been the star of a primetime show on network. And had a reality show and was a co-star on a new network show.

Plus, she was deluded, but not mentally ill. And a nice person.

Wrong! When I count the square frottage which are reflected in the mirores, my home is much larger that you realize. Who would'nt count mirore reflections as living space?

Now that Varist Letty will be banished back to a life of whoring in outer Slovenia, I think Brendad Ickson will be DL's newest character of mockery-dom.

R304 Oh, honey . . . we were mocking Brenda long before anyone knew Melania's name.

Good Morning 💋I am pictured here at the “Fear in the Sky” Art exhibit ❣️💜 wearing my Andy Warhol, Diane Von Furstenberg dress 😇

Bitch, you bought that dress at Target!

In the accident vid, looks like the same red MB convertible she used during her Gelson’s ‘tator salad run. Hope she didn’t get a dime from the City and had to charge her insurance company for the bus damage.

She was probably distracted by scratching her pie while driving. “My vageene needs a toilet brush to satisfy that itch”

Didn't she try to sell her old titty's on E-Bay?

Fun fact about Liberia: It and the US are two of the three countries that don't use the metric system. Anyone know the third? Hint: It's in Asia.

Myanmar?

I know, R310!!!! 🥰 ❤️

It’s Canada. Such a pretty flag. 🇲🇲

r311 Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Google is a wonderful thing R313

Oh how I wish that Brendad was my Jill!

Were Brendad and Mrs. Chancellor good buddies?

Yes, she did try to sell her old titties on Ebay. No one wanted them. How desperate must one be to try selling their old titties. lololol

Have you heard? There will be aa new baby in the Chancellor Mansion! Kay, as played by me, Scoche Marin, already has the glow of pregnancy. This will develop into an umbrella story for the entire canvas. Every character will be connected to the love child of Nicholas Newman and Katherine Shepherd Reynolds Chancellor Thurston Sterling Murphy.

R318, I don't watch any stories (as my Gran used to call them) but I would watch that shit.

Brendad is not conceding. We will have to wait!

She’s a great detective and internet sleuth with mad photoshop skills and a red carpet lifestyle that Jennifer Aniston wishes she could have... or so she thinks. God bless her and her delusions.

Who is photoshopping her pictures. I am 50/50 between an Indian guy that she hires on Fiverr, pays $1 per picture and sends him ALL CAPS screeds through the night and a young gay man who came to town to be a leading man and thinks Brenda will help his showbiz career.

$1 Indian guy on Fiverr is a good theory.

[quote]Millions marched peacefully to "Stop the Steel" in D.C.

What does Brendad have against the American steel industry? If she for or against tariffs? Does she even know?

I love how Brenda's Twitter page STILL links to her website, even though she didn't keep up payments for it and it now has click-bait like "The Psychological Effects of Erectile Dysfunction"

She definitely gave ME erectile disfunction.

Watching the eviction vid and does anyone know why she was evicted from her Hawaii house? She's calling the ex? husband throughout but I can't tell if they were still married at the time or if they were going through a divorce. The Sherriff keeps telling her to grab her valuables like jewels and cash and get out. He tells her this multiple times but it looks like she didn't have anything valuable. She just grabs a purse from the closet, ask about her clothes and then drives away in a Mercedes with a ticket on the windscreen.

[quote]Watching the eviction vid and does anyone know why she was evicted from her Hawaii house?

Her husband divorced her. And he got the house. She was a squatter and got evicted.

In fairness to Brenda, I do think her sleazy ex hid assets and cheated her out of their marital properties.

But that's what happens when you marry bad men for their money. Ask Melania.

Which one of you bitches did this?

Lol What's funny is she actually looks better is the original pic! She looks human and a worked on, well preserved older woman. In the retouch she looks like a computer generated Vana White-esque game show pointer.

I wonder if she ever joined that dating app for people in the business, where they all end up meeting up at Soho House. I know Jillian Michaels and Fran Drescher both told stories on GMA of meeting people on there - it worked for Jill, not for Fran. I imagine some entertainment lawyer waiting for the 20 something Vana knock off and in comes Brendad looking like Angelynne raided Nolan Miller's estate sale.

I'm really surprised she's not out in fancy places taking fake pap pics on her phone like every other has been and wannabe on social media. Why isn't she posting pics walking up the red carpet outside the Beverly Hills Hotel, in the lobby of the Peninsula, walking out of Craig's, breakfasting at the Four Seasons, saying hi to the swans at the Bel Air pond.. these are almost obligatory for any self respecting LA tryhard. Is she so broke she can't pay the bill at those kinda places? I guess she is.

She has become the Edy Williams of the 21st Century!

Updated Needed: Has Brendad stopped the seal yet?

Mr. Trump is doeing fabulous! 🥰 ❤️ My vageene on the other hands is very very itchy! I wish their was a catcus on this read carpet I could quietly squatt over and scratch when the cameras face in the other directions.

Hear I am at Hollywood. And Highland shopping. Center. I am wearing my Red Charity dress on. The Stairs to the Doalbee Thairter. This is where they have the oscar. So glamoris.

[quote]Other KLASSY decorating touches:

Propping up her portrait against the wall. Time was when she had it hanging up.

It's still hanging, R336, but it's overlapping the mirror which is an even worse crime.

Come on guys, who eats out her pussy these days?

R338 A guy by the name of Peter Du Toit judging from comments on all of her facebook posts.

Is she still recording music? I mean, we've gotten disco albums from Dua, Gaga, Jessie, Roisin and Kylie. Bren-dad really needs to get her disco album out now!

I'll bet Brenda has mad skillz for rap.

She doesn't melt nearly as good as Rudy.

[quote]Is she still recording music? I mean, we've gotten disco albums from Dua, Gaga, Jessie, Roisin and Kylie. Bren-dad really needs to get her disco album out now!

Brenda recorded a song a year or so ago called "She's a Bitch" -- about herself. Seriously.

She posted on Facebook:

[quote]MEAN WHILE, I AM LOOKING FOR A SPONCER FOR MY NEW SONG AND VIEO, it is a hit song. It will bring alot of attention to your product. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DEAL IN FARRIES, HIGH END FASHION, OR MAKE-UP.

Well.. she IS

I received her autobiography today. I don't have time to read it just yet but I did try to read the introduction. It's obvious this was self-published; it's as badly edited as her Instagram account. She mistakes the introduction for jacket copy and keeps jumping between third and first person, writing of Brenda's "many love affairs with famous men. . .like retailer Fred Segal, now a publicly-traded company."

That's right. A one-time boyfriend is now. . .a publicly-traded company.

I will start a book club thread once I get a little further into it so those who don't want to waste their money can laugh along as I torture myself.

I can't wait R345!!

Thank you R345.

Can we call it the Hello, Welcome to My Book Club! 💋?

R345, you are like unto a god to us now.... we await the coming wonderfulness.

NO, R347, no fucking emojis.

If I recall, in the book, Brenda also brags about fucking Barry Goldwater's son -- and John Boy from The Waltons.

🖕🏼R349. You obviously don’t follow Brendad on Twitter.

That's.. so sad, R350.

Does she have the v.d.?

We refer to her as “she who must not be named”, R350

"Farries"?

[quote]Fred Segal, now a publicly-traded company

Isn't Fred Segal the store she got banned from for claiming their lax security caused a black man to accost her and touch her on the titties?

I think the black man just wanted some potato salad.

Goodnight Brendad.

R345 - I LOVE YOU!!

The envoy was eating away at my sold after reading R345's post, so I just bought a copy on Kendall.

Based on the chapter titles alone, my hopes are high:

Chapter 12: The $11 Million Dollar Lawsuit Against Bill Bell, The Show Goes Down The Tubes, And The "Mafia" (With Bill Bell's Newfound Dentist My Ex-Husband) Pulls A False Bankruptcy For My Husband Robert Rifkin

Chapter 18: They Have A New Fraudulent In 2012 To Take Away My Court-Ordered Support It Is Unconstitutional, As I Can't Get Representation In Hawaii

[quote]At Rockingham House I raised German Shepherds with red and black coats from Germany.

"I Fucked John Boy" would make a great name for a punk band.

The long-ass chapter titles have a learning-disabled Dickensian quality about them ...

[bold]Chapter the Twenty-Shecond: In Which A Fat Skeeming Leetch Puts My Award Wining Home Vieo On The Pubic Internets Without My Permishion[/bold]

You asked. We readers shall try to deliver:

I’m beginning to think there is a secret code in her emojis

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted: Hello💋Hope your evening is going well🎀have a great day tomarrow 🎁🖼🎲♠️♦️

Here I am in the eligent lobby of Days In in Burbank. I love the flours!

Stupid bitch always plays the victim role. She is mentally ill as is Serial Monticello asshole.

Constantine?

[quote]Here I am in the eligent lobby of Days In in Burbank. I love the flours!

Ooh! Stay away from the one in Glendale, Brendad!

R365 Brendad's outfit looks like something Nomi from Showgirls would've given as a hand me down to Mollie.

What do you think of Datalounge, Brenda?

OMG R371, now you've done it.

Muriel will get 20 emails an hour DEMANDING that this thread be removed or she will SEW YOU!

[quote]We also got this glam shot of her dining area.

I think even Erica Kane would think that size of a self-portrait might be a bit much.

I just skimmed this thread, so someone else might have already replied to this, but someone commented on how her followers are Trumpers. I think largely what is left of the die hard soap fans is pretty conservative. I think when soap ratings started to shrink, the networks really tried hard to maintain them which is why so many of the gay storylines of the 2000's were pretty weak and storylines in general avoided controversary and in many ways were less daring than what you saw earlier.

I don’t think Brenda understands Twitter at all. She posts things but she hasn’t noticed any of the replies to her Tweets.

At some point I expect she will, and will also find her way to this thread, and she will have a “hudge” meltdown.

Cheryl Connors is a cunt.

R373 Brenda's followers aren't entirely self-selecting. She bans anyone who says anything other than "OMG! You are so beautiful!!!"

To Cheryl Connors from R371’s post, even though you deleted the tweet and made your account private, you are still a cunt.

It reminds me of the old Helen Keller joke...What was her favorite color? Corduroy.

My pussy stinks!

Mine, too!

I worked with Cheryl Connors. You could smell the yeast from a mile away.

Cheryl Connors is the type of person who doesn't believe that extra value is what you get when you buy Coronet!

Poor delusional Brendad

Happy Sunday 💋Congratulations to Donald Trump, for getting the vaccine 🌏at worp speed! Those with underlying conditions need it! God Bless🗽

This kicky little ensemble is heightened by the addition of fishnet stockings. Or are they fishnet socks?

If she didn't whiten the teeth so much in photoshop, the retouching wouldn't be so laughably ridiculous

R383 Maybe Brendad thinks Worf had something to do with a vaccine. Poor thing.

Pity she doesn't have a friend who can tell her that long, synthetic blond hair does nothing for her.

She is mentally ill with no one to help her. I’m glad. She was an absolute CUNT to my friend. Cunt cunt cunt. Fuck you Brendad. Go away. Now. Thank you.

I can't cope with the long, painted toenails.

It's gruesome and disgusting and just so fucking weird. Trim your nasty nails, bitch!

Brenda Dickson is a cont- Brenda Dickson is a cont-cont-cont-cont-continuous source of inspiration for us all. Excuse my stutter.

Brendad tweeted and then deleted the tweet last night.

Would someone do a wellness check on her?

TIA

She’s a mentally ill woman with no one in her life. Sad last days.

The Norma Desmond of '70s Soap Stars.

Clearly it's time for Eric Braeden and Melody Thomas Scott to do an intervention for Brendad.

Cheryl Connors is still a cunt

What does she do all day? She isn't a lady who lunches because you know she would post pictures of herself in fancy restaurants if she was. She doesn't seem to travel or have a dog to walk. I guess she goes to a gym but you have to wonder if her nuttiness isn't exacerbated by having nothing to do and nothing to structure her life.

What did the deleted tweet say, R391?

I picture her watching and rewatching Welcome to My Home over and over, mouthing the words and mimicking her onscreen movements all day, from morning til night.

And it makes me laugh.

It was something along the lines of “What do you think of Datalounge Brenda?”, R397

She keeps busy by constantly having new acting jobs on TV.

Oh, wait.

She's preparing for her return to the stage in Agnes of God.

She plays the young nun, of course.

I'm ready to resume my role, call me

She is playing Medea at the Pasadena Playhouse.

They go through 16 children a week. (Check the dumpster)

Brendad treated us to two tweets today. Say that three times fast

Good Morning Kiss markIn this picture, I am dancing the night away ❤ At Jonnie Depp's club, the Vipor Room❣In Hollywood.

Santa is coming to town! Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Holidays

The dumbass is 71. What filter is she using? Or is she an expert in Photoshop?

Ahh, Brendad. Behind the times as always.

Johnny Depp hasn't had an ownership stake in the Viper Room in many years.

R407, you are correct but Brendad was at Jonnie Depp’s Vipor Room, not Johnny Depp’s Viper Room.

I blame that damn Laurel Leigh Belle. She ruined my life!

I would pay cash money to see our Brendad dancing the night away at the Viper Room.

The pic R404 posted isn’t even real. The arms don’t match the body. Is the only thing real her head and the rest all photoshopped? Damn, she’s a loon.

R504 I see that crazy Brenda has taken to green-screening herself into places that were popular 30 years ago. She certainly has her finger on the pulse of what the cool kids are doing.

I meant R405

No, I meant R404. I'm just as crazy a Brenda!

I hear Studio 54 is really on fire these days Brendad!

I feel bad for her. She's dyslexic and uneducated. She wasted her teenage years touring with that old perv Bob Hope. She's probably read fewer books than Trump has.

Well, hello! Welcome to my Restrunt!

Why is she in front of a rental limo? These photos remind me of a Angelyne impersonator in aughts- I saw her once at Gelsons, and she was in her 30's. Real Angelyne I see pretty often, and she's practically a stripper mummy.

Her Insta is FULL of Trump propaganda.

Some of her Photoshopping is so freakish and unsettling, it reminds me of that necrophiliac who stole his beloved's corpse from a mausoleum, then doctored it up with wax and glass eyes as it decomposed, until it looked like a sex doll.

I wish I hadn’t clicked that R420...

What’s in the water at CBS? Her onscreen son Thom Bierdz wound up as loony as Brendad and now another former cast member, Max Ehrich is as nutty as they come.

I have two openings for the jobless: cleaning my office after my takeover of Newman Enterprises or babysitting my child by Nick Newman when I give birth in a few months.

Well hello, Brendad.

Let's have lunch! We can compare beauty secrets.

Meet you at the Brown Derby. Or would you prefer Chasen's?

Angelyne needs to lower her hemline just a scooch.

Angelyne has a big vagine!

At least my vagine gets action. Yours stinks!

Angelyne dresses like Brendad types -- crazy.

At least Brendad wears nice clothing and knows how to apply eye makeup.

Pure poetry!

Hey guys, Happy Holidays 💋I am so happy Sidney Powell is fileing her hudge lawsuit. With just tons of outrageous, voter fraud, tomarrow 🗽 This lovely picture was taken by Dan Kennedy ❤At the "Women of the Year Awards". Last year! I have whole photo shoot. I will share some of it with you. At the Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills. It is really done up this time of the year.

Just TONS of outrageous, voter fraud!

11/8 was a rough day.

[quote]They card boared up their windows. And would let no one in. This refusal to follow this Supream Court order was ignored, by many states. Not all votes have been counted yet. This beyond rediiclious to call a election, before it's valifyed. And all votes are counted! And illigal votes must be reversed.

Jesus Christ. A third grader is smarter than this twat.

Heads up everyone - this election isn’t over! Brenda is sharing a story on “massavive” fraud! “It’s all coming out!” she shrieks in the comments.

More revelations from Facebook

“ Sidney Powell spoke tonight, she is releasing the Kraken. A huge lawsuit with proof of voter fraud! Tomarrow. With other people, who have large lawsuits, and, witnesses. With more voter fraud! My friend artists Edward Bagdasarian created this picture. I cant stop laughing! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!❤🤍💙💕💕💕🌏🏛🗽🗽🗽🗽”

Im so releebed we have Brendad keaping us up. Two date with policital news. On Instagram! Finally. A reliable credible sores!

Brenda tweeted:

Happy Thanksgiving President Trump We are all praying for you. "We the People" love you. AlL of us on this page, and around the world know they cheated! And we are not standing for it! God Bless you, and America

God she's such a dumb cunt.

She needs to be committed and never be allowed to walk among us . Stupid dumb bitch!

Brenda Dickson is obviously a schizophrenic who is starting to also show signs of dementia.

FUN FACT: Several of Angelyne's minidresses are actually one piece bathing suits. The one in the pic several posts above is one of them.

Emmy Rossum IS Angelyne!

I love that she tried to name drop the Hilton hotel! lol.

Brenda would like us to stop insulting her intelligence. Her intelligence! Oh, Brenda.

How did she manage to spell "intelligence" and "embarrassing" correctly? That's a hudge improvement.

And yet she typed, "tonight tonight".

She has a stutter in her typing!

Doesn't she realize that she's 60 years too old for Donald to want to fuck her?

No none of those crazy Women for Trump broads do. They all put on their white pants and gaudy gold jewelry for him and he'd probably round 'em all up and have them put down at 45 if he had absolute power.

Someone needs to tell Brenda there's an opening on "The Talk" that she'd be perfect for.

Has anyone called that number to see if it's still hers?

I would love to call and say, "Please hold for William Morris Endeavor."

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

President Trump has won this election 🌎🏛😀🗽He speaking now on fox! Over 600,000 thousand of tampered votes! Yepee🎀! He has already seen. Massive voter fraud!" This election is a fraud".

Which one of you replied to the tweet above with this “Save the Date” post?

This thread has more posts than Brendad has followers!

Does Brendad discuss her bitter feud with former Y&R co-star Melody Thomas-Scott (Nicki) in her book? Melody also has a new book, in which she doesn't seem to be holding much back. (See Clip). Does Melody address the Brendad feud or rumors that she and her husband helped get Brendad fired from Y&R and blackballed from the industry?

This thread makes me want to go and watch Soapdish now.

Imagine if they had reality camera in there back then! Real Housewives eat your heart out.

Who is this bitch? LMAO at that huge portrait of herself.

Who is this bitch? LMAO at that huge portrait of herself.

FYI, Melody Thomas-Scott has been married for 40 years to Ed Scott, a Young & The Restless producer. So it wasn't very smart for Brendad to be feuding with her on that set.

It’s Brendad with the hudge vageene R454.

When not reading porn to the blind, she can be found at Gelsons eating potato salad and reading passages from her book.

Is that you again R457? You caught me! *giggles* I'm just hiding out at Gelsens, trying to finish my potato salad. I'll go back home once The Sheriff that's attempting to serve me with another eviction notice leaves. My ex-husband makes$ 200,000 a month and won't give me a nickel to support myself. Anyway, I hope they don't kick me out of Gelsons too! xoxoxoxoxo

In all seriousness, what the fuck is wrong with this lady? Was she batshit like this on the Y&R set back in the 80s?

Boozer? The antidepressants have her out of touch? Has life beat her up so bad that she's detached herself? Or has she ALWAYS been nuts?

She exposed that Aileen Davidson had diarrhea on the set one day.

R460. You're obviously joking. LOL

In fairness to "Aileen Davidson", it's well-known that the food served at The Colonnade Room is usually not cooked to a safe temperature. Many a guest there has been in amputated by The Big D for days after visiting.

And by "in amputated", I meant, "incapacitated." Damn SwiftKey autocorrect@

I am saying good buy to our trops as they goe to military. God and Cuntree and Donald J. Turmp!

[quote]Find your seats 💋Let's break bread 🎀Have a wonderful Thanksgiving 🌎 it's the most wonderful time of the year!

Find your seats? She only has four chairs. Good thing she chose a stock image with more.

Brendad's:

And here's the original from Fotor:

Here I am at Fotors!

Were having cocktails at Shutterstock!

At the heighth of Three Company's populalarity, Suz Ann Summers, and my self, use to eat launch at Fotor, every Monday. All head's would turn, when we would walk in! Fotor was the "inn" spot, for Hollywood onjenews, and I was the more beautiful onjenew than Suz, who was all ready looking woren out and hagged. I had a eigteen inch waist, Ann's, was more like thirdy.

Ahhh, Fotor. I can still remember the way the vallay's would fite over who, would be the one to park my perl white roles royce convertable, with Burgundy leather interor. Zus Ann drove a Camerie, with dents. Such great mammaries, of Fotor!

That was perfect, R469!

Did the old cow serve potato salad for Thanksgiving?

It's spelled "potatoe," R471.

OMG! Melody Thomas-Scott's grandmother pimped her out to men when she was a young girl -- and sat and watched them have sex.

What a FREAK.

Mel’s just a kooky as Brendad.

99% of us on this thread are not here because we watch soaps, people. We just love the car wreck that is Bren-dad.

The way you soap fans throw out these names out as though any of us are going to know who the hell they are without Wikipedia'ing them. And, then, when some of you start speaking "as them" in character? Ugh. I bet your families were relieved they didn't have to do Thanksgiving with you this year.

LMAO at the Twitter reply to her Johnnie Depp tweet.

Is Brendad Ewish? The nose in the untouched photos looks very east coast.

Ewish? What the fuck?

Well, aren’t you a little piece of dribble piss R475.

R475 has no friends.

What has Brendad done besides the soap? Nada.

R481 I gave Bob Hope the best blowjob he's ever had!

Hope was an STAR with a capitol ST and not everyone is asked to give a A LIST stars blowjobbs!!!!!! [Liberian flag emoji]

I had the back of my throte covered with HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY sperms!!!

How dare people talk of the soap rather than just the drag queen rehashes of Welcone to My Home! Shame! Shame, shame, shame! I can imagine the suffering R475 must endure as he goes through life not getting phrases like, "It's a home run!" (he doesn't watch baseball) or "It's going to be a bumpy night" (he doesn't "do" old movies). Shame on all of us for not taking into account his limited knowledge!

I sometimes don't know whether people are talking about a real person or a soap character and yet that doesn't detract from my enjoyment of this thread.

Any Brendad thread is - by definition - also going to be a soap thread, she's a soap actress. Have you guys already had/done a "who are the craziest people ever in the history of soaps" thread? We love gossip about crazy people.

Are there people crazier than Brendad? Are there a lot of far-right Republicans?

[quote]What has Brendad done besides the soap? Nada.

Potato salad at Gelson's doesn't count?

[quote]What has Brendad done besides the soap? Nada.

She dated Fred Segal, a publicly traded company.

Brenda has uncovered even more fraud! And boy is she angry! She is NOT putting up with this!

Kalma Harris.

Sounds like the name of a tranquil spa retreat.

Freakshow.

An intervention is needed, Stat! Where is Dr. Snapper Foster when we need him?

[quote]Ahhh, Fotor. I can still remember the way the vallay's would fite over who, would be the one to park my perl white roles royce convertable, with Burgundy leather interor. Zus Ann drove a Camerie, with dents. Such great mammaries, of Fotor!

Brendad, I thought Farries were more your style rather than Roles.

Brenda looking totally natural in her latest Insta update.

LoL at the reply to this tweet: Good Morning Kiss markIn this picture, I am dancing the night away ❤ At Jonnie Depp's club, the Vipor Room❣In Hollywood.

Girl, you need a spell check. It's Johnny. It's Viper. A lot of your tweets have spelling mistakes. Please pay as much attention to your sentences as you do Photoshopping. #blessed

She looks like a Jack-O-Lantern (complete with triangular nose) wearing a blond wig and sticking a hand up an Oscar statue's ass.

The old girl does like her trips down memory lane, doesn’t she? Do you think Mick had his way with her?

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

I ran into Joanna Cassidy from Blade Runner. We enjoyed the red carpet of Blade Runner with Mic Jagger. Have a wonderful Sunday 🎀🎈🎄

‘Tia the season to be delusional

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

Well Hello 💋I am pictured here with Dawn Wells, Mary of Gilligan's Island. At her Hollywood Museum Book Party. Entitled "What would Mary Ann do"? I know what she would do.❣Opposite what Jill Abbott would do.

Monticello Serial whackjob is still defending this mentally ill person. Brendad is obviously mentally ill. Brendad has no one to step in and make her realize that she is mentally ill.

We can petition the court and make her a ward of DL, R497.

Can the Monticello Serial retard fuck off, please?

Who is this cunt?

[quote]I ran into Joanna Cassidy from Blade Runner.

I hope she has good insurance coverage.

[quote]I ran into Joanna Cassidy from Blade Runner.

I hope she has good insurance coverage.

It don't get more delusional than Brenda Dickson posing next to an Oscar.

I’m SHOCKED that Brendad hasn’t won an Oscar. Or even an Emmy. Shocked I tell you! Just shocked!

She won Best Villainess, so there's that!

Supposedly she studied acting under Lee Strasberg. You'd never know that by watching her terrible acting. She's up there with Ron Moss and Drake Hogestyn with the worst soap actors.

I've even seen better acting in porn than from Brendad.

Cheer up R504, she’ll always have her Pulitzer

Well hello, R504! I have won, many Oscar's, and Emmies, as well as sevral Acadamy Awards and Noble Prices and Pulzer Prices. Yes, it is true. The "Mafia" has burried those records, that is why. What you, feel to recognize is that one, of my statue, is misintrested of chasing Awards.

I am typieng this, from the 18th century hotpink bed of Marie-Antwan Nette, Royal princes of France. Mabey, you've heard of her? A Royal antiquitty, so importent, that it was ileggal to import out of the Kingdom of France. But, was ex-ported in for me. Why, would I care about Awards?

Now, do you get it?

R508? You kill me. Thank you.

Brenda never misses an opportunity to mention her Soap Opera Digest award for Best Villainness in 1988. One time she described it as her favourite out of all the awards she had won. Ok, Brenda.

If Brendad thinks "huge" is spelled "hudge", how does she pronounce the words "fudge" and "budge"?

Does she ask for a "fyooj Sunday"?

Brendad likes her titties played with.

Can she run in 2024?

As entertaining as she could be in her 80's Joan Collins stage, wasn't she actually a pretty good (or at least a better) actress in the 70's when she was more of the small town girl on the poor side of town?

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

Good Evening 🌎I heard some wonderful news🎄🎁🧸 It seems the FBI will be given hudge numbers of voter fraud, 75 thousand a pop. Enough to overturning the election 💘

Will those hudge numbers be coming TOMARROW?

Have you heard? I, Scoche Marin, will be reclaiming the Chancellor Mansion as the new recast of Katherine Shepherd Reynolds Chancellor Thurston Sterling Murphy. My character will be pregnant with Nicholas Newman’s baby.

Thank goodness Brendad said no to that career as a CPA...

Is English her 3rd language?

She reminds me of lol cats.

Klass!

Doesn't she suffer from what she would name Ear a table Bowl Sindorome? She had the shits and an upset stomach so Y&R fired her because she wasn't coming to work?

R521 - What a natural pose. I'm guessing you didn't pull that one from her IG or FB given that it prominently features her arm fat.

There is no way she isn't working as a prostitute to support herself.

That yard of blond synthetic hair is hilarious.

I wonder how many times a day she accidentally scares herself walking around her apartment with those 10,000 mirrors.

There’s an IG account tracking some of her ridiculous photoshopping.

What is that nightmare come to life pic at r517?

Surely such a person as that doesn't really exist; it looked like a witch in the flesh.

Its Suzanne Somers, r528

The woman does love her apostrophes, however misplaced they may be....

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

Happy Holiday's 💋🌎💙🎁🧸🎄

How does she make ends meet without having done much work in over three decades?

Someone up thread alleged that she is a prostitute but I can't imagine who'd want to pay to have sex with her.

Brenda has stated her boundaries. She will not be robbed!

She is mentally ill.

R530 The bitch has no nose in that photo! She probably got rid of it so she wouldn't have to continue smelling her own stinky pussy.

What a useless cunt.

Prove your statements Brendad. Show the facts. Or else STFU!

Hey, look at this plastic surgery disaster, Gina Michelle Bisignano, who was on TMZ recently calling non-Trump supporters faggots. Now go to Facebook and search her name then click on her personal page. Look who posts on her wall! Yes, Ms. Brendad herself.

[quote]How does she make ends meet without having done much work in over three decades?

Her husband made a lot of money. Unfortunately for Brenda, once they divorced he hid most of it.

But Brenda's mother had some money. She died and left Brenda the condo in Century City she currently lives in.

But I don't think Brenda can afford the homeowners association assessments. There was talk of her being evicted.

When did this cunt lose her mind?

One can’t lose what one never had, R539

Not only is she crazy but she’s as nasty as she is crazy. Some people are just crazy. She’s crazy and a bitchy cunt.

Brenda is remarkably similar to Trump, when you think about it. They are both incredibly vain, narcissistic, ignorant and thin-skinned. They are uneducated and ill-informed, and have no interest in truth or facts. If you disagree with them or challenge them in any way, you are fired (Trump) or blocked (Brenda). Meanwhile, they are both also addicted to praise and adulation (Trump’s rallies, Brenda’s social media). And they are both so utterly unworthy of it.

"Brenda is remarkably similar to Trump, when you think about it."

Agreed! I fear Brenda will one day be Maharincess of the United States!

Seriously, if Jess Walton ever leaves Y&R for good would they rehire this bitch as Jill or someone else? Stupid question, I know.

Poor Terry has an “are you serious?” look on his face

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

Terry Lester and I in Soap Opera Digest❤Jack and Jill Abbott 🎀🎁🎄Happy Holidays.

R544 if Walton ever retires, I think they would just send Jill out of town permanently. She pretty much is now. Brendad burned her bridges with them, and is clearly insane. If anyone cares about her, get her an intervention. It’s really sad to see someone who has no self awareness to deteriorate like this.

Terry Lester was always the best part of the soap. RIP.

Has Brendad ever commented on Jess Walton or does she act as if the character no longer exists without her because it was her only real success?

Brendad said that Terry had “the aids”.

"Spending time at the Mondrian Hotel['s staircase because I could never afford a room here] [Kiss mark] For [a] Christmas [themed photo I will sandblast with Photoshop] [Love letter] Happy Holidays ❣ [Oops! They just asked me to leave]"

Quick, someone push her down the stairs!

Did she bring her own potato salad?

What gay is she travelling around with who's taking these photos? Is he just as clueless as she is or does he have a tell-all-who-care book planned?!

R553 - I think his name is Dan Kennedy.

Dan Kennedy, elustrotive Hollywood fottorgrapher, is responsiple, just don't, miss take him for the the other, Dan Kennedy, who is, a fottorgrapher in London. My Dan Kennedy, only works for my self, and my choosen ellite onjanew class of Hollywood, of whom I choice to share my Spot Light! It is Glam!

Fottorgraphing, hudge stars like Shonna Sand-Lammas, Down Welt of Gilickson Island fame, Candispeling, and even yung upandcommers like Cordney Stodart, Te La Te Quila, Ricky Lake, and Laraflin Boil!

We, stars, are blessed to live such glammoris lifes, but none is, is blessed as my self, as Dan Kennedy answers to my self first! I am, as they say, his, nummer #1! Love it!!

You will noice on occasion that her posts have zero misspellings- I think one of her gay travel companions occasionally posts for her. The difference is jarring.

I noticed the lack of misspellings on this post R556, and was surprised she managed to spell DVF's name correctly.

Good Morning I am pictured here at the "Fear in the Sky". Art exhibit wearing my Andy Warhol, Diane Von Furstenberg dress.

I, have, whited my posture's teeth!

[quote]Brenda is remarkably similar to Trump, when you think about it. They are both incredibly vain, narcissistic, ignorant and thin-skinned. They are uneducated and ill-informed, and have no interest in truth or facts. If you disagree with them or challenge them in any way, you are fired (Trump) or blocked (Brenda). Meanwhile, they are both also addicted to praise and adulation (Trump’s rallies, Brenda’s social media). And they are both so utterly unworthy of it.

If only there were a word or a DSM classification for that, R542.

r559 Dickson-Trump Syndrome

Eek, son!

If Brendad could wear her hair in a stylish, age-appropriate style and learn to dress herself and properly apply her makeup she'd at least look nice.

But I'd still use stupid words!

Is she retarded? Serious question.

They should do a reality show where Brendad is roommates with Phoebe Price and Tami Erin.

R564 yes and a cunt to boot.

The photoshopping is out of control.

She's still a pretty woman -- she looks absolutely fine in the before shots. But fine isn't good enough for our Miss Dickson, no, she has to look plastic.

R567 To the left behind Brenda, do my eyes deceive or are those the words "Mental Health"?

In her latest Insta post, Brenda is pictured with someone she describes as her manager. What exactly is there to manage?

Her manager..... In my day, we would call that her WALKER.

Bitch hasn't had an acting job in forty years. That manager must just reject offer after offer--",No, Brenda Dickson will NOT do full frontal nudity! Breasts and ass only!", "No Miss Dickson will NOT deglamorize herself to play a Russian woman dying of radiation poisoning in an Oscarbait film, Ms. Bigelow!" "No, Scorsese, Miss Dickson is NOT available for shooting next month; she has a party at Penny Saver headquarters to attend!"

The jokes write themselves.

Brendad and the mannager are perfeck for each other.

[quote]This is how the process works - if you have a product or design you feel is Star-worthy, we will get it to them, but first we must see your product or design to assess appeal for the Stars. After review and acceptance, we will want to spotlight your fashions and require you to take out an ad. It is not just any ad - our ads are stories with pictures written by Hollywood writers, Your ad will not look like an ad, but instead it will look like a feature story.

[quote]For Example - Our Gold ad is a full page story and comes with 8 pictures about you and your design or product. That's not all - you also get a media hit by ROGER NEAL OF NEAL PR in either TV or print. Roger has made many designers household names over the years.

[quote]No matter what level you choose, you're a winner, because your design, or product will be seen by the people that count in Hollywood; the power-players behind scenes who influence the Stars. Not only that, we make sure that the stylists and heads of wardrobe see your design or product in person. It is our mission to get your products or fashions on the Stars for major events, or to get the Stars to use them, or to have them used in films or TV series. This will give major exposure worldwide to your fashions or product and to consumers; whatever Stars use or wear - consumers want to buy it.

Just a tinny sampling of the Stars into whoms' Star-hands Rogger can plase you're Star-worthy Star-fashions!

Sally Kirkland (Oscar Nominee-Golden Globe winner)!

Tom Sizemore (Saving Private Ryan)!

George Papadopoulous (fmr Trump’s Foreign Policy Advisor)!

Courtney Stodden (Celebrity Big Brother)!

Cory Feldman (Stand By Me)!

Tommy Wiseau (The Room/Disaster Artist)!

Mamie Van Doren (High School Confidential Icon Award+Star Walk of Fame)!

Bernie Kopell (Love Boat)!

Jeri Jewel (Facts of Life)!

Lou Ferrigno (The Hulk, Instant Death)!

Lou Ferrigno II (SWAT 2020)!

Susan Olson (The Brady Bunch)!

Lydia Cornell (Too Close for Comfort)!

Bridgette Nielson (Red Sonya)!

She's starting to look like Mae West.

Happy Honkuha everyone!

She has the fake choppers and fake titties.

Someone PLEASE ask her how she feels about Trump losing at the Supreme Court, since she was so sure he'd emerge victorious. I'd do it, but I need to be able to follow her and she'll block me if she thinks I'm mocking her.

Seriously r577, is she mentally retarded? What person at her age still spells so terribly? Why doesn't she even attempt to figure out how to spell words correctly?

WTF is her deal?

She has dyslexia. So basically she's an unfunny unlikable version of Cher when she posts on social media.

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

Good Morning 🌏 it's been a hard month for the Patriots. But I see us prevailing. I can't imagine 74 million people, putting up criminals in the White House! Americans citizens don't have to pay taxes to criminals. If they refushed to pay, I imagine President Trump will remain

Someone should ask her if she and Octavia Spencer are sisters.

They both have the peripheral vision of a chameleon.

[quote]Good Morning 🌏 it's been a hard month for the Patriots. But I see us prevailing. I can't imagine 74 million people, putting up criminals in the White House!

I knew she wasn't very bright. I didn't realize she's actually retarded, poor thing.

Calling her retarded is an insult to retarded people.

Will she get even crazier when the Electric College finlizes the erection today?

On inauguration day I am going to ask her if she still thinks Trump is about to overturn the election result, and I guarantee you her answer will be YES. This will be followed by some garbled, incomprehensible half-sentences mentioning China, taxes, illegals and Bill Gates.

[quote]Good Morning 🌏 it's been a hard month for the Patriots.

Brendad fallows fottball? Well, surprise!

R588 My name is Brenda. You must be the ghost of Bill Ballbuster Bell. Well your soap has gone down the tubes since I left. I was offered a job ob OLTL as a madame in the Old West time travel story BUT you blocked me from the job. I hope your old white ass is suffering right now in hell for depriving my fans of my excellence AND my home!

I picture her typing the Hanukkah post and thinking hmm, I definitely need an H, N and K here...so I’ll just tap those keys and how about a few of these other keys over here, ok... H O N K U H A

She is so fucking stupid. She needs a brain cell transplant.

Does she suffer from untreated syphilis?

There is a difference between having dyslexia and just being a stupid fucking god damned cunt.

Erection tampon.

[quote]H O N K U H A

Its the Hawhyan spelling!

Brendad - NEVER eat the Gelson’s potato salad. It’ll give u the shits.

This chick is nuts

Brenda Dickson (@BrendaIDickson) Tweeted:

There! A retraction 🌏🗽🏛

Enjoying a bestseller

I wonder if she can read the book she wrote. . .

She sure couldn't write the book she's reading.