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Let’s Be a Lesbian Gift Giving Guide! 🎄🎁

With Christmas just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about what gifts to give the discerning lesbians in our lives.

I’ll start—I’m a Hallmark Wonder Woman Keepsake Ornament!

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by Anonymousreply 7211/26/2020

I would love that, OP!

by Anonymousreply 111/04/2020

I am telling you now I am nutloaf.

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by Anonymousreply 211/04/2020

Kim and Kelly, I thought this would look beautiful in the back window of your Subaru Forrester!

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by Anonymousreply 311/04/2020

That ornament is for ElderLez! She’s my favorite on DL. She’s always very wise in her responses!

by Anonymousreply 411/04/2020

She's my fav too, OP.

by Anonymousreply 511/04/2020

Deluth Trading Company gift certificate

by Anonymousreply 611/04/2020

I’m Olivia Cruise freebie promo swag re-gifted in a recycled holiday gift bag from 1984.

by Anonymousreply 711/04/2020

I’m a canvas spare tire cover for a Jeep Wrangler with “No Muff Too Tuff”

by Anonymousreply 811/04/2020

A Kris Jenner dart board.

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by Anonymousreply 911/04/2020

Whatever it is, it will previously have been “gently used” by its gift giver.

by Anonymousreply 1011/04/2020

R2 that looks really good. If lesbians are serving that, I’m coming over!

by Anonymousreply 1111/04/2020

What are you getting me, Bitches?

by Anonymousreply 1211/04/2020

Gift cards are always 👍🏻

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by Anonymousreply 1311/04/2020

Free cat shampoos at the local Pet Smart!

by Anonymousreply 1411/04/2020

I'm a year's subscription to "Rusted Tractors" magazine.

by Anonymousreply 1511/04/2020

OP, I think that WW ornament would be a hit with a lot of the Marys here, too.

by Anonymousreply 1611/04/2020

lint rollers for getting cat hair off of your clothes your 7 cats. you won't use them though.

by Anonymousreply 1711/04/2020

This! For those who will ONLY listen to KD on VINYL.

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by Anonymousreply 1811/04/2020

"Bound" on Blu-ray.

(to go with the VHS, Laserdisc and regular DVD copies)

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by Anonymousreply 1911/04/2020

Home made vegan lube.

by Anonymousreply 2011/04/2020

A cucumber with a big red bow. From Mrs Santa Claus.

by Anonymousreply 2111/04/2020

Deluxe cane

by Anonymousreply 2211/04/2020

Fibromyalgia for Dummies

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by Anonymousreply 2311/04/2020

The Battery Daddy organizer!

Order now and get 2 for the price of 1! Put one in the garage and the other ... I dunno ... say, under the bed.

In case you're ever working on something in your bedroom and suddenly need a battery.

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by Anonymousreply 2411/04/2020

Didn't we just do this?

by Anonymousreply 2511/04/2020

Hiking boots

by Anonymousreply 2611/04/2020

New welders cap.

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by Anonymousreply 2711/04/2020

A vagina cape to ward off the chill after your shame shower.

by Anonymousreply 2811/04/2020

“A contribution has been made to the Save the Whales Crisis Fund in your honor. Meet Billie, a large lesbian whose self worth you are helping to discover through your donation. One day soon, Billie will realize that she is BUSHY, she is BIG, and she is BUTCH!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 2911/04/2020

A lesbian doormat. And no it’s not the beta lesbian partner. It’s a real doormat.

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by Anonymousreply 3011/04/2020

Drink tickets to the Les Bos beer bust

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by Anonymousreply 3111/05/2020

Vagina salt shakers

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by Anonymousreply 3211/05/2020

Vulva, R32.

by Anonymousreply 3311/05/2020

Dog blanket couch cover

by Anonymousreply 3411/05/2020

Psychotherapy gift certificate

by Anonymousreply 3511/06/2020

How about a cane rack? You know, for canes.

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by Anonymousreply 3611/06/2020

Rascal scooter power strip

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by Anonymousreply 3711/08/2020

Stop the lesbian misangy. Your abuse is killing us.

by Anonymousreply 3811/08/2020

I'm the regift of the innocuous household item from Pat and Tam to Deb and Cyn that Jo and Sal recognize as the gift from Kit and Jo (back when Jo was with Kit before she met Sal) to Mel and the other Deb on to Pat and Tam in the first place.

I am also the round robin of angry texts, accusatory emails, and chilly Facebook posts, followed by weeks of silence before softball season starts again in spring.

by Anonymousreply 3911/08/2020

I'm the vintage Samantha Fox calendar.

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by Anonymousreply 4011/08/2020

[Quote] This! For those who will ONLY listen to KD on VINYL.

Your capitlization of kd WOUNDS!

by Anonymousreply 4111/08/2020

I'm a DVD of lesbian standup released 16 years ago!

Comedy gold! Every bit as fresh and funny as it ever was.

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by Anonymousreply 4211/08/2020

I'm the Hers and Hers bowling shirts.

(and hers and hers and hers...)

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by Anonymousreply 4311/08/2020

I have a battery daddy and the problem is you always have more batteries than there are holes.

by Anonymousreply 4411/08/2020

I'm a gift certificate to the center for abused lesbians for counseling sessions!!!

by Anonymousreply 4511/09/2020

LL Bean gift card of course.

by Anonymousreply 4611/09/2020

taco Christmas tree ornament

yum and ole and all that

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by Anonymousreply 4711/09/2020

A UHAUL Gift Card

by Anonymousreply 4811/09/2020

For the cultured, this lovely print

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by Anonymousreply 4911/09/2020

Whatever it is, it's been pre-bought!

by Anonymousreply 5011/10/2020

No gifts, please. Just make a generous donation to Rescue Cats of America.

by Anonymousreply 5111/10/2020

The art of pie eating video

by Anonymousreply 5211/10/2020

For some reason, this thread is hitting my funny bone just right and I am howling with laughter and have tears streaming down my face. You guys are killing me.

by Anonymousreply 5311/10/2020

What's the lesbian equivalent of a Tina Turner wall clock?

by Anonymousreply 5411/10/2020

The Hurrycane

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by Anonymousreply 5511/10/2020

Miss Lindsey Voodoo Doll set.

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by Anonymousreply 5611/10/2020

Home Depot gift card.

by Anonymousreply 5711/10/2020

A dildo valet.

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by Anonymousreply 5811/10/2020

A gift certificate to the David Crosby Sperm Bank.

by Anonymousreply 5911/10/2020

Something from Torrid.

by Anonymousreply 6011/11/2020

Signed copy of book of Roxane Gay essays.

by Anonymousreply 6111/13/2020

A new set of clubs, in this supercute sporty bag (the better to match Deb's silver-and-turquoise Native American-inspired jewelry).

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by Anonymousreply 6211/15/2020

A carabiner phone case with a retractable cord

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by Anonymousreply 6311/15/2020

A boxed set of Helen Reddy’s Greatest Hits. But there’s only one CD.

by Anonymousreply 6411/15/2020

Well, so far only the Calla shakers, the Roxane essays compilation, the couch cover for the dogs deeply speak to my needs. I also better take R35's therapy gift certificate. The Miss Linds voodoo doll made me laugh like a banshee.

Though I'm not a great receiver of gifts; I prefer giving. Trouble is, I'm not the best at choosing apt presents. Will my DL Uncles & Brothers help me find some suitable gifts for my family and a couple of friends? I have a Frau mother who loves to bake and travel, a Jungfrau sister who is into health and faux-spirituality, a snooty grandmother who likes whatever the most WASPy newspaper tells her to like, and a redneck Dad to whom I barely speak who spends all his time in his toolshed or in front of the TV. Oh, and I also need a gift to send my old highschool friend with an RSVP 'No' to her wedding next year; I was thinking of gifting something to charity in her name, but we haven't seen each other since 2013 and I have no clue what she supports.

by Anonymousreply 6511/21/2020

A Carhartt coverall, the perfect thing to wear when you're out in the garage working on your truck.

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by Anonymousreply 6611/21/2020

“A Carhartt coverall”

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 6711/25/2020

Is there really such a thing as lesbian culture, popular or otherwise? They are such a humorless bunch only adapting the obverse of male culture as far as I can see.

by Anonymousreply 6811/25/2020

What's male culture? Rape rape?

by Anonymousreply 6911/25/2020

Vintage SNL "Lesbian Holiday Party," with Glenn Close in a rattail and Julia Sweeney as the hosts.

Melanie Hutsell as a butch is hysterical in this.

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by Anonymousreply 7011/25/2020

R68 = Mr. Magoo

by Anonymousreply 7111/26/2020

A gift basket of natural soaps, bath salts, lotions, and other organic “treats for the mind, body, and soul”. Basically, a bunch of shit that Pat’s bi-curious girlfriend, Moonbeam, won at a Sappho meeting. Moonbeam won by guessing how many licks on Gayle’s pussy Oprah made on Valentine’s Day.

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