Let’s Be a Lesbian Gift Giving Guide! 🎄🎁

I would love that, OP!

I am telling you now I am nutloaf.

Kim and Kelly, I thought this would look beautiful in the back window of your Subaru Forrester!

That ornament is for ElderLez! She’s my favorite on DL. She’s always very wise in her responses!

She's my fav too, OP.

Deluth Trading Company gift certificate

I’m Olivia Cruise freebie promo swag re-gifted in a recycled holiday gift bag from 1984.

I’m a canvas spare tire cover for a Jeep Wrangler with “No Muff Too Tuff”

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Whatever it is, it will previously have been “gently used” by its gift giver.

R2 that looks really good. If lesbians are serving that, I’m coming over!

What are you getting me, Bitches?

Gift cards are always 👍🏻

Free cat shampoos at the local Pet Smart!

I'm a year's subscription to "Rusted Tractors" magazine.

OP, I think that WW ornament would be a hit with a lot of the Marys here, too.

lint rollers for getting cat hair off of your clothes your 7 cats. you won't use them though.

This! For those who will ONLY listen to KD on VINYL.

"Bound" on Blu-ray.

(to go with the VHS, Laserdisc and regular DVD copies)

Home made vegan lube.

A cucumber with a big red bow. From Mrs Santa Claus.

Deluxe cane

Fibromyalgia for Dummies

The Battery Daddy organizer!

Order now and get 2 for the price of 1! Put one in the garage and the other ... I dunno ... say, under the bed.

In case you're ever working on something in your bedroom and suddenly need a battery.

Didn't we just do this?

Hiking boots

New welders cap.

A vagina cape to ward off the chill after your shame shower.

“A contribution has been made to the Save the Whales Crisis Fund in your honor. Meet Billie, a large lesbian whose self worth you are helping to discover through your donation. One day soon, Billie will realize that she is BUSHY, she is BIG, and she is BUTCH!!!!!

A lesbian doormat. And no it’s not the beta lesbian partner. It’s a real doormat.

Drink tickets to the Les Bos beer bust

Vagina salt shakers

Vulva, R32.

Dog blanket couch cover

Psychotherapy gift certificate

How about a cane rack? You know, for canes.

Rascal scooter power strip

Stop the lesbian misangy. Your abuse is killing us.

I'm the regift of the innocuous household item from Pat and Tam to Deb and Cyn that Jo and Sal recognize as the gift from Kit and Jo (back when Jo was with Kit before she met Sal) to Mel and the other Deb on to Pat and Tam in the first place.

I am also the round robin of angry texts, accusatory emails, and chilly Facebook posts, followed by weeks of silence before softball season starts again in spring.

I'm the vintage Samantha Fox calendar.

[Quote] This! For those who will ONLY listen to KD on VINYL.

Your capitlization of kd WOUNDS!

I'm a DVD of lesbian standup released 16 years ago!

Comedy gold! Every bit as fresh and funny as it ever was.

I'm the Hers and Hers bowling shirts.

(and hers and hers and hers...)

I have a battery daddy and the problem is you always have more batteries than there are holes.

I'm a gift certificate to the center for abused lesbians for counseling sessions!!!

LL Bean gift card of course.

taco Christmas tree ornament

yum and ole and all that

A UHAUL Gift Card

For the cultured, this lovely print

Whatever it is, it's been pre-bought!

No gifts, please. Just make a generous donation to Rescue Cats of America.

The art of pie eating video

For some reason, this thread is hitting my funny bone just right and I am howling with laughter and have tears streaming down my face. You guys are killing me.

What's the lesbian equivalent of a Tina Turner wall clock?

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Miss Lindsey Voodoo Doll set.

Home Depot gift card.

A dildo valet.

A gift certificate to the David Crosby Sperm Bank.

Something from Torrid.

Signed copy of book of Roxane Gay essays.

A new set of clubs, in this supercute sporty bag (the better to match Deb's silver-and-turquoise Native American-inspired jewelry).

A carabiner phone case with a retractable cord

A boxed set of Helen Reddy’s Greatest Hits. But there’s only one CD.

Well, so far only the Calla shakers, the Roxane essays compilation, the couch cover for the dogs deeply speak to my needs. I also better take R35's therapy gift certificate. The Miss Linds voodoo doll made me laugh like a banshee.

Though I'm not a great receiver of gifts; I prefer giving. Trouble is, I'm not the best at choosing apt presents. Will my DL Uncles & Brothers help me find some suitable gifts for my family and a couple of friends? I have a Frau mother who loves to bake and travel, a Jungfrau sister who is into health and faux-spirituality, a snooty grandmother who likes whatever the most WASPy newspaper tells her to like, and a redneck Dad to whom I barely speak who spends all his time in his toolshed or in front of the TV. Oh, and I also need a gift to send my old highschool friend with an RSVP 'No' to her wedding next year; I was thinking of gifting something to charity in her name, but we haven't seen each other since 2013 and I have no clue what she supports.

A Carhartt coverall, the perfect thing to wear when you're out in the garage working on your truck.

“A Carhartt coverall”

Oh, dear!

Is there really such a thing as lesbian culture, popular or otherwise? They are such a humorless bunch only adapting the obverse of male culture as far as I can see.

What's male culture? Rape rape?

Vintage SNL "Lesbian Holiday Party," with Glenn Close in a rattail and Julia Sweeney as the hosts.

Melanie Hutsell as a butch is hysterical in this.

R68 = Mr. Magoo

A gift basket of natural soaps, bath salts, lotions, and other organic “treats for the mind, body, and soul”. Basically, a bunch of shit that Pat’s bi-curious girlfriend, Moonbeam, won at a Sappho meeting. Moonbeam won by guessing how many licks on Gayle’s pussy Oprah made on Valentine’s Day.