With Christmas just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about what gifts to give the discerning lesbians in our lives.
I’ll start—I’m a Hallmark Wonder Woman Keepsake Ornament!
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With Christmas just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about what gifts to give the discerning lesbians in our lives.
I’ll start—I’m a Hallmark Wonder Woman Keepsake Ornament!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 27, 2020 6:18 AM |
I would love that, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 5, 2020 1:25 AM |
Kim and Kelly, I thought this would look beautiful in the back window of your Subaru Forrester!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 5, 2020 1:28 AM |
That ornament is for ElderLez! She’s my favorite on DL. She’s always very wise in her responses!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 5, 2020 1:28 AM |
She's my fav too, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 5, 2020 1:29 AM |
Deluth Trading Company gift certificate
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 5, 2020 1:31 AM |
I’m Olivia Cruise freebie promo swag re-gifted in a recycled holiday gift bag from 1984.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 5, 2020 1:32 AM |
I’m a canvas spare tire cover for a Jeep Wrangler with “No Muff Too Tuff”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 5, 2020 1:35 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 5, 2020 1:35 AM |
Whatever it is, it will previously have been “gently used” by its gift giver.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 5, 2020 1:40 AM |
R2 that looks really good. If lesbians are serving that, I’m coming over!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 5, 2020 1:43 AM |
What are you getting me, Bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 5, 2020 2:23 AM |
Free cat shampoos at the local Pet Smart!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 5, 2020 2:28 AM |
I'm a year's subscription to "Rusted Tractors" magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 5, 2020 2:42 AM |
OP, I think that WW ornament would be a hit with a lot of the Marys here, too.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 5, 2020 2:44 AM |
lint rollers for getting cat hair off of your clothes your 7 cats. you won't use them though.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 5, 2020 2:46 AM |
This! For those who will ONLY listen to KD on VINYL.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 5, 2020 2:49 AM |
"Bound" on Blu-ray.
(to go with the VHS, Laserdisc and regular DVD copies)
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 5, 2020 4:37 AM |
Home made vegan lube.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 5, 2020 4:43 AM |
A cucumber with a big red bow. From Mrs Santa Claus.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 5, 2020 4:47 AM |
Deluxe cane
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 5, 2020 4:49 AM |
The Battery Daddy organizer!
Order now and get 2 for the price of 1! Put one in the garage and the other ... I dunno ... say, under the bed.
In case you're ever working on something in your bedroom and suddenly need a battery.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 5, 2020 4:58 AM |
Didn't we just do this?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 5, 2020 5:08 AM |
Hiking boots
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 5, 2020 5:11 AM |
A vagina cape to ward off the chill after your shame shower.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 5, 2020 5:27 AM |
“A contribution has been made to the Save the Whales Crisis Fund in your honor. Meet Billie, a large lesbian whose self worth you are helping to discover through your donation. One day soon, Billie will realize that she is BUSHY, she is BIG, and she is BUTCH!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 5, 2020 5:27 AM |
A lesbian doormat. And no it’s not the beta lesbian partner. It’s a real doormat.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 5, 2020 5:29 AM |
Vulva, R32.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 6, 2020 4:35 AM |
Dog blanket couch cover
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 6, 2020 4:52 AM |
Psychotherapy gift certificate
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 6, 2020 3:46 PM |
Stop the lesbian misangy. Your abuse is killing us.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 8, 2020 4:29 PM |
I'm the regift of the innocuous household item from Pat and Tam to Deb and Cyn that Jo and Sal recognize as the gift from Kit and Jo (back when Jo was with Kit before she met Sal) to Mel and the other Deb on to Pat and Tam in the first place.
I am also the round robin of angry texts, accusatory emails, and chilly Facebook posts, followed by weeks of silence before softball season starts again in spring.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 8, 2020 4:41 PM |
[Quote] This! For those who will ONLY listen to KD on VINYL.
Your capitlization of kd WOUNDS!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 8, 2020 4:44 PM |
I'm a DVD of lesbian standup released 16 years ago!
Comedy gold! Every bit as fresh and funny as it ever was.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 8, 2020 4:48 PM |
I'm the Hers and Hers bowling shirts.
(and hers and hers and hers...)
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 8, 2020 4:50 PM |
I have a battery daddy and the problem is you always have more batteries than there are holes.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 8, 2020 5:01 PM |
I'm a gift certificate to the center for abused lesbians for counseling sessions!!!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 9, 2020 7:31 PM |
LL Bean gift card of course.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 9, 2020 9:17 PM |
taco Christmas tree ornament
yum and ole and all that
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 9, 2020 9:24 PM |
A UHAUL Gift Card
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 9, 2020 9:28 PM |
Whatever it is, it's been pre-bought!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 10, 2020 8:31 AM |
No gifts, please. Just make a generous donation to Rescue Cats of America.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 10, 2020 8:42 AM |
The art of pie eating video
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 10, 2020 11:12 PM |
For some reason, this thread is hitting my funny bone just right and I am howling with laughter and have tears streaming down my face. You guys are killing me.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 10, 2020 11:50 PM |
What's the lesbian equivalent of a Tina Turner wall clock?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 11, 2020 12:01 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 11, 2020 12:20 AM |
Home Depot gift card.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 11, 2020 12:37 AM |
A gift certificate to the David Crosby Sperm Bank.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 11, 2020 12:45 AM |
Something from Torrid.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 11, 2020 10:43 AM |
Signed copy of book of Roxane Gay essays.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 14, 2020 6:18 AM |
A new set of clubs, in this supercute sporty bag (the better to match Deb's silver-and-turquoise Native American-inspired jewelry).
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 16, 2020 12:09 AM |
A carabiner phone case with a retractable cord
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 16, 2020 12:16 AM |
A boxed set of Helen Reddy’s Greatest Hits. But there’s only one CD.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 16, 2020 12:27 AM |
Well, so far only the Calla shakers, the Roxane essays compilation, the couch cover for the dogs deeply speak to my needs. I also better take R35's therapy gift certificate. The Miss Linds voodoo doll made me laugh like a banshee.
Though I'm not a great receiver of gifts; I prefer giving. Trouble is, I'm not the best at choosing apt presents. Will my DL Uncles & Brothers help me find some suitable gifts for my family and a couple of friends? I have a Frau mother who loves to bake and travel, a Jungfrau sister who is into health and faux-spirituality, a snooty grandmother who likes whatever the most WASPy newspaper tells her to like, and a redneck Dad to whom I barely speak who spends all his time in his toolshed or in front of the TV. Oh, and I also need a gift to send my old highschool friend with an RSVP 'No' to her wedding next year; I was thinking of gifting something to charity in her name, but we haven't seen each other since 2013 and I have no clue what she supports.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 21, 2020 11:09 PM |
A Carhartt coverall, the perfect thing to wear when you're out in the garage working on your truck.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 21, 2020 11:23 PM |
“A Carhartt coverall”
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 26, 2020 5:44 AM |
Is there really such a thing as lesbian culture, popular or otherwise? They are such a humorless bunch only adapting the obverse of male culture as far as I can see.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 26, 2020 6:55 AM |
What's male culture? Rape rape?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 26, 2020 6:57 AM |
Vintage SNL "Lesbian Holiday Party," with Glenn Close in a rattail and Julia Sweeney as the hosts.
Melanie Hutsell as a butch is hysterical in this.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 26, 2020 7:06 AM |
R68 = Mr. Magoo
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 27, 2020 5:47 AM |
A gift basket of natural soaps, bath salts, lotions, and other organic “treats for the mind, body, and soul”. Basically, a bunch of shit that Pat’s bi-curious girlfriend, Moonbeam, won at a Sappho meeting. Moonbeam won by guessing how many licks on Gayle’s pussy Oprah made on Valentine’s Day.
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