Rocco Ritchie has a huge ass

Who touched it for the very first time?

Does he have the same surgeon as Mommy?

I'll bet when that massive back-tuba-thing starts blaring it puts that itty bitty cornet to shame.

They call him “Dingleberry Peen” in the UK, cause that’s what he does to your dick.

He looks like he's either wearing Depends or stuffing tissue in the back of his pants.

Now that--THAT--is a womanly ass.

Are those "mom jeans"?

He's rather unfortunate looking.

Where's the bulge?

He looks like a lesbian.

How does one get an ass like that?

Trans?

What a weird looking kid. His clothing choices don’t help. But clearly short and average looking. Thankfully he has mommy and daddy’s money.

What ever happened to Lourdes? Did she disappear.

Isn’t there another Ritchie boy who’s hot?

He is very, very high butted.

Rocco got Madonna's hand-me-down butt implants.

Where on earth did he inherit that ass?? Madonna certainly never had it, does Guy have a dump truck ass that we've somehow missed?

He’s short and stout, compact and muscular. The butt is large but does make sense,

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I fucked him last night

OP = Madonna

He has no dick.

Why is he so high-waisted?

He's an odd bird, but it's kinda cool. Neither Rocco nor Lourdes seem even remotely interested in chasing fame or degrading themselves. They both seem eccentric and yet really authentic and grounded. And for that, one has to credit Madonna's down-to-earth midwestern parenting. She could have EASILY spawned a couple of shallow NYC trust-fund glitterati attention-seeking prostitution whores.

He should start his own fashion line.

when he sits on my face i cant breathe but its real dirty so i cum quick....

his sis has more moustache than he does....she is known as queen FUG

No one has mentioned that he’s holding a cornet. An unusual choice for an instrument.

Online searches for Rocco Ritchie's height reveal that he's 5' 11" (1.80 metres).

# alounge

Madonna’s bio kids are fug.

R29 Impossible. He's a shorty.

Madonna must be jealous. She had to install Kardashian inflatables herself.

He's built rather like a chimp.

It's a shame about the face. And the mother. And the mother's face. And the homophobic piece of trash father. And his face.

R28 R3 mentioned it.

more ass pix plz

R29 no fucking way he's 5'10". Look at his proportions. His forearms are so short, they look like KFC drumsticks. He's 5'7" at most.

And yes, he is very unfortunate looking. The fact he chooses to dress like a hobo clown doesn't help.

Big ass, but #nosausage

He’s still cute now, as he’s young. But that squished face won’t age very well.

Age very well? It’s already past the expiration date.

He looks like he is wearing a pair of "Mom" jeans.

R42, are you also R7?

Mommy knows where to harvest for her injections!

He looks like he’s made of spare parts. Hideous. His parents are no lookers, but he seems to have gotten the worst parts of them.

I expect this nepotism hire to be a model in about three weeks.

He’ll be dead from a heroin overdose or alcohol poisoning before you know it but not until he fathers a bastard baby.

God you are a sour bunch. He seems to keep to himself, not a fame whore. What's your problem?

He reminds me a bit of Richard Attenborough in "Brighton Rock".

Regarding some of the comments here- Damn! Ouch! Yikes!... Glad I'm not Rocco.

Being an artsy type, he’ll have gay friends who will direct him to here (if he hasn’t already found the way himself r49.).

Short bus

Did his mom really blast on social media that he has a tiny dick?

@r43, "[R42], are you also [R7]? "

No, he's not. He might of missed my post

He's not a beauty. Hopefully he has some brains and talent and seeks a career out of the spotlight.

Madonna outgrew her ass implant, so she handed it down to Rocco; so nice that you can just rinse them off and re-use.

He looks beautiful at R29. He was very thin when that picture was taken. When some of us gain weight, it goes straight to our faces. He can get there again. I think he should pursue the thin look instead of the muscle look.

LMAO at the comment about him looking like he's made from spare parts. Spot on.