Best Trump Nicknames: The Golden Shower Edition
When British spy Christopher Steele warned the world in 2016 that Trump was collaborating with Russia, part of the intel was the allegation that Trump watched Russian hookers urinate on a bed once slept in by the Obamas in a hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton when Trump was there for the Miss Universe Pageant. Supposedly, it was all arranged by the Russian mafiarch Aras Agalarov and recorded as blackmail material or "kompromat," then handed over to Vladimir Putin.
Trump denies the claims as "Fake News," naturally. The legit media was skeptical.
But Trump's golden showers kept making a splash when THE NEW YORKER and longtime Trump fixer thrown-under-the-bus Michael Cohen confirmed another story about Trump taking Agalarov's son to a piss whore show in Las Vegas!
After Cohen published his exposé in September, #UrineTroubleTrump began trending. What do you call a President drowning in so much hooker pee?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 27, 2021 7:42 PM
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I dont believe the rumor that his kids pee on him...
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 1, 2020 4:51 AM
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If he really likes water sports, is hardly the most embarrassing thing about him, I mean just look at him and hear him lie faster per minute than anyone.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 1, 2020 12:31 PM
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The nickname that would really bother him is One-Term Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 1, 2020 12:35 PM
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All of these nicknames are stupid.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 1, 2020 10:02 PM
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We'll be sure to stop for you, r15.
Just like we'll vote for Trump just because of your constant propaganda.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 1, 2020 10:05 PM
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Constant propaganda? I hope he shits himself and dies on live tv as the existence of the pee tapes is revealed to the world. It doesn't make your nicknames any more clever.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 1, 2020 10:14 PM
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R18 couldn't come up with better ones
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 1, 2020 10:16 PM
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[quote] [R18] couldn't come up with better ones
That's right. I couldn't come up with nickname that's not dumb. I am no better than you.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 1, 2020 10:49 PM
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Russian Hooker Piss Guzzler
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 2, 2020 3:14 AM
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