It’s amazing that this one term winder has racked up such a revolving door, such a rogue’s gallery of administrative staff and officials.
For instance, Trump has had FOUR press secretaries! That’s as many or more than recent two-term presidents have had in TWO terms.
Such pageantry! Such a parade of shitbags. Let’s remember our favorites, shall we?
Let me start with the cryptkeeper. Remember when it opened the lid of the crypt and showed us a horrifying look at another dimension, where alternative facts dwell?
Alleviating points: Cryptkeeper Jr is refreshingly brash and real.