Armie Hammer is in therapy, says his mental health had "lapsed" during lockdown

He looks puffy.

And then he farted, scratched his ass and sniffed his fingers.

Fucking tone deaf.

Ah yes, the narcissist's interpretation: i abandoned my kids to better myself. They'll thank me someday.

[quote]I don’t know what the answer to this is."

Banging Instahoes, of course!

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"The Call Me by Your Name leading man, who had spent the earlier part of the lockdown in the Cayman Islands, acknowledged his privileged lifestyle in saying his wealthy background did not diminish the mental anguish he was experiencing."

[italic] Translation: [italic]

"I'm in paradise, but I'm miserable because I cannot stand hanging out with my damn wife and these goddamn kids!"

It'd be nice if people just stuck to one thread to shit on Hammer instead of creating a new one each time he opens his breathes.

R8 Yeah but that other one is pretty full. And this is a new sub-category: Armies Growth. The other thread was about him being batshit crazy and acting unstable. Don't you see how invalidating that is to Armie if we folded this new growth and awareness in with his previous antics? He's turning a fucking corner, ok? God!

How exhausting he must be to leave with. His ego and selfishness are boundless.

I'm surprised he hasn't gone for an Uber Cougar that could REALLY mommy him up good. Like I'm talking 20 years older on up. One that would let him fuck around behind the scenes, or would be willing to watch. Something that is a cross between mothering and just fucked up neurotic shit. That's so Armie.

R10 i meant live, not leave ffs

How traumatizing it must be to be quarantined and but have so much family money that there is no concern about paying rent, buying food or paying for health care.

Not interested in the LA psychobabble I just want to know about these detrimental situations he found himself him.

Also you missed the bit where he said he didn't like himself and he was toxic to be around.

And lol at the idea that he used to distract himself by 'going to dinner' - we all know how he's been distracting himself lately

Armie Hammer - Mental health is like so important.

Also Armie Hammer - Let me go 3 time some bitches because fuck their mental health amirite!

R15 like he said, he's a toxic person and like i said, he's a narcissist.

[quote]Fucking tone deaf.

Completely! Bitch (A.H.) please, you're almost as bad as Ellen whining. You're rich, not cooped up in small house/apartment/trailer wondering if you're going to work enough to keep a roof over your head and meals on the table or getting adequate medical care if you or someone in your family gets the virus.

R16 He definitely has narcissistic personality disorder, which is why I'm amazed he had any kind of moment of self-awareness.

He clearly thinks his behaviour lately is A OK so just how fucking toxic must he have been for it to register?

I think he actually meant his behaviour was affecting him in a bad way - It's taken him 4 months to even mention his impact on others.

R18 Yes he definitely has some sort of disorder. Still not discounting something like bpd or autism. He is definitely high functioning possibly with drug therapy. The desert trip also seemed like some sort of therapy.

R1 He's a heavy drinker. Good for Liz removing him from harming her kids.

He's just pissed because Lily James moved onto another married man.

R11 he looks too old for a cougar. People think he's 50.

[quote]And lol at the idea that he used to distract himself by 'going to dinner' - we all know how he's been distracting himself lately

It does makes all the self-awareness talk ring hollow when you know what "dinner" means, and that he continues to dine out frequently. Eating out at more than one crazy restaurant in the same week.

[quote]I'm surprised he hasn't gone for an Uber Cougar that could REALLY mommy him up good.

J Lo is coming, hon.

This guy is pathetic. The fans who adore him, give him so many passes because he's attractive, but his looks are overrated. I've seen him in public several times, he lacks charisma and tries too hard to present himself in a way to make people THINK he's cool and smart, while he's neither. He's so arrogant and a selfish idiot.

He experienced difficulties during the lockdown because it interrupted his relationship with Timmy. If you saw them in CMBYN youd know how deep their relationship is. I definitely wouldn't want to be separated from the love of my life for that length of time. Would you?

[quote]he lacks charisma and tries too hard to present himself in a way to make people THINK he's cool and smart, while he's neither.

Spot on. And it was glaringly evident anytime he did press with Tim. Timothee is well read, articulate, charming and witty. It made Armie seem all the more awkward and boring by comparison. At promo events Tim was overly generous in praising Armie, even rescuing him at times. Cringe. Maybe that's part of the reason Armie became depressed. Knowing without a doubt that you have been completely upstaged and outclassed by a kid ten years younger. Ouch.

Yet he continues to have remarkable good fortune in getting roles despite his lack of a fan base. Does anyone else think that's connected with selling his soul in Saudi Arabia and Muhammud Al Turki. Forgive the spelling. I'm not looking up the guy's exact name, but he seemed rich enough to buy Armie parts in movies. (This was in Episode Eighteen of The Days of Armie Hammer's Life, in case you've forgotten.)

This rich, heterosexual, handsome, white man is the TRUE victim of COVID 19!

Rich white people problems.

Ha, armie made a finsta lol. Paige is following it.

What is it?

R26 What alternate reality is this? Timothee was an absolute anxious mess the entire CMBYN promo tour. He still can be but those early days were rough. Articulate? He couldn't get a sentence out.

R31 Look who Ashton is following. Not difficult to find. Who is the third follower? Please say crazy Jess.

He should have locked down with me. He'd be smiling today.

Please do keep us updated about any activity of interest, R30.

(Paige among the first three followers? He's still hitting it, literally. She must have signed the NDA.)

Apparently, he follows Paige, her friend, Ashton and Tyler. And all follow back except Tyler so far. He's already made three posts, I dread to think. And that's it.

R35 Let's hope she hasn't signed a DNR order as well.

R37 Do not resuscitate??????

He should take notes on how you bitch about Covid times. Meghan Markle is positively BLESSED to be staying home with her kid.

If you’re going to make a finsta why the fuck use your own name? He wanted people to find it.

On Deuxmoi yesterday there was talk of Timothee’s finsta so why be probably did it.

Instead of playing IG games with Paige doesn’t he have 2 young children desperately waiting to see him, kids that supposedly mean everything to him?!. Armie needs to grow the fuck up.

R40 The genius Hammer has now removed Armie from the finsta.

The more this kind of weird stuff happens the more I actually start to wonder if he is covering something up.

Normal people just don't behave like this.

He could easily live his life under the radar but its just stuntery from dawn to dusk.

Apparently Paige just made one too, hers is @looseunit6

What the fuck is wrong with these people. They’re all so fucking stupid.

Hammer like his mind games - see fetlife for details.

He may just be trolling.

If Armie’s got Paige involved I don’t think he’s trolling. He’s just stupid.

They’re probably with each other right now and that’s why they made them the same time. They just slammed through a bag of coke and came up with the finstas.

The trolling will come when he 'accidentally' makes one or other public and we *gasp* see something we shouldn't.

The Barbie public/private shuffle part two.

Or maybe they swap bruise photos from previous partners - serial killer trophy vibes if you ask me.

I’m glad Paige is still in the picture, now for sure Armie won’t ever get part custody of those kids.

What’s he going to do, introduce a new IG hoe every weekend to the kids?

Lol at Crazy j’s “when you’re in a relationship and you’re both crazy" story repost. Bitch you’re in a relationship with him and like 5 other hoes

Guys, I’ve run through my quota of popcorn. It’s full moon tomorrow and Halloween. Do I run to the store now? Will Armie make a separate finsta for each of his hoes? Or is his finsta exclusively for hoeing and who cares if they all see the same dick pics?

This all may simply be King Shit's reaction to Timmy getting all the fandom attention yesterday with his finsta and mystery new girlfriend.

Who are they all talking about today?

Mission accomplished.

Someone should buy him a red boy cat or a golden retriever! Both?

Paige must be Armie’s top ranked hoe if she got finsta privileges.

What a catch, dating Armie can get you a free trip to his friends shitty motel, meals at the virus restaurant next door, Vespa rides, his messy custody/divorce battle, and now access to the finsta. What more could a hoe want.

If Armie is the best Paige can do I’m concerned for that bitch.

Come girl, go get yourself another athlete this guy's a fucking loser

Ofc Paige’s finsta has her in a cowboy hat. Must of been after the drug binge with Armie and desert dicking down

R51 Its nice to hear from Paige's mum.

Seriously though - Armie is 12 years older than her and not in good shape physically or mentally.

There have got to be easier meal tickets out there?

Said some shit that got him in trouble and using “therapy” as an excuse to cover the fact that he is a rich, entitled, arrogant asshole.

Is WAP an officially recognised form of therapy?

All that talk of therapy and trying to be better for his kids is PR bullshit.

All Armie has been doing is getting coked up in the desert with a new IG hoe every week. He had no interest in being better for his kids.

Paige is naive and young and that faux charm shit he does is working, but he’ll drop her soon for another one. Plus the free drugs must be nice for her.

I believe Ashton is team Liz but puts up with Armie’s bullshit because of all the free promo he has been getting from him. That’s all.

Armie's going to MAKE it one through sheer numbers, R55.

[quote]They’re probably with each other right now and that’s why they made them the same time. They just slammed through a bag of coke and came up with the finstas.

Winner! It's like you're there with them.

The finsta idea was probably suggested by the youthful Paige, who's much more plugged into the technology than her old dom.

[quote]What’s he going to do, introduce a new IG hoe every weekend to the kids?

Unless Armie makes a radical lifestyle change when the kids come home, the IG hoes are going to be doing double duty as nannies. Ford, we'll go get ice cream as soon as Daddy says I can take my plug out!

[quote]Seriously though - Armie is 12 years older than her and not in good shape physically or mentally.

This is why men love girls in Paige's age range. It's not just their bodies, it's that they're easy to impress, worshipful and uncritical because they haven't been knocked around much by life yet. These Youtube-Instagram people are always impressed when they encounter real celebrity too, not the internet kind. Look at the Salvadoran girl's video, she was brought out to the desert for a dicking down and she was still acting like a fangirl.

Any woman who gets involved with him in his current state is begging for trouble. His friends are just enablers now.

If he loves his kids like he said in the gq vid he’ll let Liz find a new man to raise them.

Lol DL got a deuxmoi mention on the story about this finsta mess.

Fuck I hope Armie and Paige and all the other hoes come on here. And if any of you are reading this thanks for all being so fucking messy and keeping us entertained.

Looking forward to seeing how this shit with Paige goes down, she seems a bit unhinged too. She thought hockey fangirls were bad, just wait until those crazy Charmies track her down LOL. She's not going to know what hit her. No free desert trip and coke is worth getting entangled with those Charmies.

Looks like Armie is gearing up for a big end to 2020. Which hoe will he knock up? How long until he’s in rehab? stay tuned to find out.

Has anyone alerted Crazy J that she’s been replaced by a basic looking 22 year old? Can’t imagine her taking that well 😂

He's not stupid just insane. This is his life. His ex wasn't the only one living her life out on social media. He featured often in her footage. He has no life. His friends are outcasts and so is he. He plays with the 10 fans he has because he has nothing better to do.

Something makes me think this finsta shit is some PR bullshit by Armie’s shit publicist. Why tf did Paige follow the finsta on her main and then follow her own finsta. They wanted us all to find it, it’s pretty fucking obvious. Especially after a day Timothee’s was mentioned on deuxmoi.

And if this isn’t some orchestrated stunt, Armie and Paige are just as fucking stupid as they look.

The real question is why go to all this effort? He’s 34 and never had a finsta? Bullshit, he’s had multiple accounts over the years before. Pretty sure he’s admitted to it in an interview a while back.

Armie and his finsta name LAMAOOOOOOO seriously, he thinks he is some big masterful Dom when he what he really wants is to bottom. Destroy my ass, mistress!

I watched a few of Paige’s videos and fuck she has no personality, there’s nothing happening there whatsoever. I rather go outside and watch my grass grow. They could use her videos to torture people they’re so boring.

R4, generally, actors shouldn't be parents, partners, spouses, or friends.

They don't know how.

And they make their living playing characters that people fall in love with.

Crazy J has spent the last few months trying to convince herself that scraps from Daddy Dom's casual open relationship table are enough. All that shit about being happy with someone you're not going to marry, not all relationships are forever. But she can't possibly be happy about the new young WAP that Armie has barely washed off when her turn comes up. Things will get interesting if Paige starts pushing the way Barbie probably did, because the NDA won't hold that bitch down forever.

In one of Paige’s vlogs she said it’s her career goal to make an app, maybe Armie can link her up with successful app founder Courtney 😂😂😂

Founder AND CEO, if you please, R69. Give her the respect that she's entitled to.😝

[quote]And if this isn’t some orchestrated stunt, Armie and Paige are just as fucking stupid as they look.

Remember, the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Neither of them gives off MENSA vibes. Sad to say there's also the increasing likelihood of drug use too. Armie has been way too up and down from one day to the next recently.

Has he been diagnosed bipolar?

Paige’s finsta username says it all LOL, we all know those two have gone through a couple of bags this coke and the weekend just started. Bitch probably should of gone with something a little less subtle. Imagine all the drugged up pics Armie is posting.

100% Armie is a heavy user. You don’t need a drug test to figure out. Paige has the makings of a coke whore.

Who the FUCK is Paige?

R74 It's Paige Lorenze. And fwiw i'm not sure it it's drugs or bipolar in his case, maybe even both (on top of personality disorder ofc). He's not stable, that's for sure, and the kids shouldn't be anywhere near him. Entertaining for us though.

Looks like he blocked crazy Jess on sm, she posted and deleted. You just know she's gonna talk lol

She blocked him.

R77 You're right, my bad!

Haha love how we predicted Crazy J would have a meltdown about Paige lol.

Come on Jess jump on here and give us details. We won’t tell anyone 😂

Even if she’s out of the picture (for now) I’m going to keep on following her, she always comes through with the level of mess I like to see

There goes that blind item saying they were about to go public lol.

Maybe he’s going to go public with Paige, that would be pretty fucking funny. Young Paige would love nothing more than some pap shots for her aspiring CEO/app founder career

Armie really turned out to a basic bitch huh.

R83 i always laugh at people who are searching for some hidden depths in Armie... and then he proves them wrong again and again lol.

R84 To be fair I always knew he was basic I just didn't how basic.

Luca and his tormented soul bullshit.

What did Crazy J expect was going to happen? She was going to get that ring she was talking about? I thought she was smarter than that. One scroll on here would of saved her months of wasting her time.

Ofc Armie traded her for 22 year old influencer...soon he’ll trade her in and the cycle will continue. If Paige thinks she’s the one she’s got another thing coming.

Armie is truly fucked up and all his friends are doing is enabling at this point. He can for sure forget getting any sort of custody off those kids.

Another thing, i'm almost certain that sighting of him and topless Paige on a vespa a few weekends ago in the desert was legit.

basic bland twat needs to STFU

If Paige sees Armie as a good catch Ishe must be fucked too. No normal girl would want that POS

R87 it was real. The woman who saw it posted it on tapatalk this week and her account was deleted in a minute.

I saw it happen in real time.

Now they're locked down the chat group to new members and stopped public access.

We'll have no evidence here thank you very much!

Paige also comes from money (she talks about her parents being doctors in her videos and going to boarding school) so it’s no surprise Armie would be into someone equally as entitled.

Crazy J really posted that? Considering how evasive she's been about him for months, that's a lot. Just like Barbie, she keeps thinking she can break out of hoedom and be a real gf.

Something changed since last week for her to melt down over Paige now, she had to know Armie had been with Paige just a couple of days before the London WeHo fuckfest. She follows at least one of the handful of sites like DL that are watching the telenovela, because she had her big privacy meltdown within hours of the speculation about her and Armie's rooms starting and the only people really talking about it were on those sites. She knows what's being said.

R91 Ah, possible daddy issues. I can just imagine the role play this weekend lol.

R91 I think it was more likely the tits and ass that he was drawn too.

We all know how much armie likes to role play as dom daddy.

Oh jfc, i had a flashback to 'primal hunter'.

R43

One of his loopy stans published a video of him on Twitter - since deleted.

He took his shirt off at the dinner table in Caymans to show Liz plus other guests the red marks on his back from cupping.

He was almost crying - They damaged me!!!

Dominant daddy my arse.

I’ve never gotten dom vibes from him. I think he would be a shit dom tbh. Though these hoes seem to always keep coming back so maybe I’m wrong

R90, that girl also posted her sighting on that Russian forum with the huge Armie thread before she tried to post on Tapatalk. I think she's probably on the level too. She didn't have pics of Armie but she had some she'd taken of the motel and the surrounding area that gave a lot of perspective on why he feels comfortable letting his freak flag fly there. It's really isolated and run down, very few people and if paps were around you'd notice them. The girl had her dog and her husband with her so nobody noticed her. The real problem with the story she's telling is that the charmies can't make it fit into their "shamming" narrative and they refuse to accept what it means.

The Tapatalkers had been branding people expressing forbidden thoughts as trolls all week, not a surprise they locked down, but stupid of them. It'll kill their forum as people fall away and new ones can't join. For anyone still there, please report anything interesting.😈

R100 haha i'm still there. You post a few idiotic charmie views and you're in.

Tapatalk is wild. They’re so pressed about Liz having one cocktail but Armie is out here coked up every weekend in the desert fucking different hoes, now a 22 year old.

Also they loveeeee talking about how Liz is going to take all his money when Armie is out here paying for his hoes to go to the four seasons, the london hotel and a fucking lavender farm.

[R98] thats from 2017

R103 The Twitter loon posted it shortly after he ditched the kids, can't remember if they said it was historic?

Have you got a link so I can see if its the same one?

He was a cry baby even without lockdown?

[R104]

Any man serious about becoming better father isn’t fucking around with a 22 year old unemployed IG model making finstas and going on drug binges and fuckfests.

Says a lot about the women for wanting to get involved with someone who has little regard for the family he neglected.

If you google Paige, there’s some interesting shit that comes up, including her being involved in some scam. Something called Beautycounter?

Also in the reddit thread, someone says they know her from growing up and confirm the family is loaded and she is a trust fund baby

This girl is going to be ripped to shreds online if this is his next public girlfriend.. If she thought hockey teen girl stans were bad, she doesn’t know how much worse it could get. Tread carefully Paige 😂. She should be entertaining.

Paige prob comes from a republican family like Courtney too. Funny how alike they are

Can't picture him going public with someone like Paige on the heels of the Lily James rumors. If he's stupid enough to do it he deserves the shitstorm to follow. She signed an NDA or she would be blabbing everywhere by now. We should expect new "cryptic" sex bruise pics from her next week, though.

If nothing else, he seems to have made a good decision with this finsta. He is pretty active on it, bummer for us ofc. He still needs his official account to lure the women in ofc, blue check is good for some things.

R111 If he could just restrict his acting to his family and friends that would be great too.

I don’t know what’s going down on Armie’s finsta, but with Paige's Account name being 'Loose Unit' I just know there’s a pic of Armie snorting coke of her tits on there 😂.

Armie is still out here liking uk wine blogger’s posts still. Has he got her on the finsta? She kinda looks like Paige too

I was waiting behind AH and his young daughter a couple of years ago at the pharmacy in the lobby of a medical building in Beverly Hills...he was stunning and looked like a very tall Ralph Lauren model....he and the toddler looked like old money....so strange to go from that image to a 22 year old IG influencer situation....

Remember when Michelle Obama said the Presidency reveals who you are? I think Coronavirus is also revealing who people really are.

All these people “going off the deep end because of Covid isolation” were really always nuts all along. It’s just a lot more noticeable now because most people are staying quietly inside, and people making a spectacle of themselves stand out more in comparison.

R116 If you had asked me which 3 celebrities would go nuts in lockdown I would have answered Armie, Mr Hammer and Armie Hammer.

I didn't expect this level of fuckery though!

He must have been hell to live with on the Cayman Islands.

So much fucking self pity too. I just can't with this arsehole any more.

I am waiting to hear what went down at the Halloween party at the Motel California last night. Semi-nude aerial performers? Check! Conversation “nooks” in dark corners? Check! Did anyone disappear into the desert?

Here, R118:

R118 i suspect it was more of a corona spreader event/drug fest.

About Crazy J blocking Armie on IG, and her deleted tweet: is there a chance it was all bullshit, to make people think they're not seeing each other anymore?

For months she denied there was anything between them but that lunch (while "privately" dropping hints). She got pissed when the San Vicente Bungalows sighting hit the media. Then she got pissed again when people figured out the London WeHo fuckfest and the bandana thing, to the point where she had herself papped to "prove" the bandana wasn't Armie's and therefore he wasn't her fuckfest partner. So why then acknowledge days later there had been enough of something between them that she would block his ass? Now with Armie's turn toward covering his private IG activities with his new finsta, I just have this feeling we could see Crazy J again...

That party looked boring as fuck.

Jess is the most boring person I don't know.

[quote] Luca and his tormented soul bullshit.

What did Luca think he was tormented about?

R124 That Italians don’t know how to do a proper barbecue.

R124 Luca is also a cunt too. His favorite people are Bertolucci, Polanski and Woody Allen. Fucking freakazoid.

Good old Courtney is coming through with some desert content on IG. Don’t know what desert or if Armie is there

What’s with these people and the fucking desert? Have people always been this obsessed with the place or is it a 2020 thing?

Paige posted her finsta pic on the main. Like bitch, we all know you got coked up with Armie in desert. No need to tell us a second time.

What’s this, a Barbie showdown in the desert? Two plastic dumbass barbie dolls battling for the affections of a deadbeat C-grade actor is the type of mess I want to see. Armie always delivers

None of these bimbos are with him...if Paige and Armie were a legit thing why unfollow one of his best friends (fortdells)

R128, you know Paige can barely contain herself. Oversharing is her life, the NDA she must have signed is contradictory to her social media whore nature. All of these women are dying to tell people they're fucking or have fucked Armie but are being held back in some way and that's why all the coy hints and story shit. They don't want to get cut off, but not being able to blab openly and name names is killing them.

The appeal of the desert appears to be the "what happens there, stays there" nature of it. But after this Halloween party, Armie needs to shut the fuck up about masks and testing. Both San Bernadino and LA counties are in the worst tier for covid and the hypocrisy is huge.

R130 you're right, Armie Hammer, a deadbeat father of two, would never fuck a 22yo instahoe.

These LA dumbfucks think because they’re in the desert they’re not going to get COVID lol. For someone who complains a lot about how the virus has impacted him, Armie sure isn’t helping matters by hanging out at this virus restaurant and attending their super-spreading parties. Someone needs to shut that shithole down.

And ofc Paige had to share her finsta pic on the main. She’s desperate to get some attention, we all know that. Since she has absolutely no personality she can only get attention from dating famous dudes. If a deadbeat father of 2 is the best these bitches can do than that says a lot about them. 100% has to be a drug thing.

I miss Crazy J, these barbie bitches are way too boring

That party looked fucking lame anyway, we all know Armie likes shit much for freakier than some bitch doing flips on a ring

If Liz gets screengrabs of his little finsta account he’s fucked. His fancy lawyer won’t be able to save him from that one. I can’t only imagine what he’s posting

Lol at Paige following Ashton on both her main and finsta accounts but he doesn’t follow back on either. He knows better than to connect with Armie’s hoes online

Armie and Paige have been spotted in Carmel-by-the-Sea together LOL. It’s on deuxmoi and someone on Tapatalk just mentioned that Paige has been posting from there this weekend.

Does this guy ever have a quiet day at home? (Wherever that is now.) Seems like he's been on vacation for months. Covid? What Covid? Nothing gets in the way of his good time.

Paige is the epitome of desperate vapid instaho. The Ego is strong in this one. Or weak? I can't decide if women who post every second in their thong bikinis are confident in their skin, or insecure as fucking fuck. Any guesses?

Liz, if she ever loved him, must hate Armie's total guts by now. Ooooh the contempt she must feel. The disgust! The gall of him, abandoning his kids to go do drugs in the desert with his dude bros and his fake little barbie whores, and to go on fucking TV and tell stories about his desert adventures...it's very low. It's very bad form. Not to mention also lamenting how taxing and traumatic quarantine was for him...with all the implications that this admission entails. He's just gross.

lollll at Paige and Armie being an actual thing. This is going to being messy.

I feel bad for Crazy J being dropped for a no personality basic 22 year old girl.

R141 You feel bad for Crazy J??? She's as messed up and ego'd out as everyone else. Except she should know better.

R140 Don't forget the part where he did a road trip just to avoid protecting in LA then moved out to a desert compound to ensure his safety like a total fucking coward.

I want to know how much drugs Paige and Armie did together this weekend in Carmel. Just of done an absolute shit tonne of coke between the two of them

Charmies are going to lose their fucking minds when they hear of this sighting. Tapatalk will be in fucking shambles.

Are anyone that surprised that a deadbeat dad like Armie is smashing a 22 year old attention whore. I mean, come on, this exactly the type of shit he does

R144 Guessing his main motivation for returning to LA so desperately is because his drug pushers couldn't get him the good shit because he was in Cayman. I always assumed Liz was the heavy drug user but maybe it's the other way around.

Yeah the coke must be shit on the Caymans 😂. Hence the mental breakdown.

It’s okay Armie, don’t worry about the kids, you can do all the A-Class drugs you want now.

LOL at his idea of therapy being taking hard drugs and smashing his trust fund baby 22 year old plaything.

Now the making of the finstas the same time makes sense, the two have been drug fucked together this whole time.

Paige we know how much of a 'Loose Unit' you are hun ;)

‘Paige film a sex tape with Armie and post it on your channel‘ challenge. Come on, show us why these hoes keep going crazy for him

Armie must be real mad he missed the freaky rope acrobat chick in the desert to instead smash this little basic girl

Armie is out here talking about how vain love island is when his new little girlfriend looks like she could be a contestant on there, except she would need a personality first...

Ashton probably didn’t give him the ok to hit on the acrobat talent

I don’t care how crazy she was Crazy J was so fucking entertaining. Paige’s aesthetic sneak preview of her and armie’s fuckfest on IG yesterday were so boring, just like her I guess. Girl, putting on that cowboy hat on doesn’t make you anymore interesting. My toast for breakfast had more personality than this bitch

Liz is still obnoxious af but can anyone deny now that she's right about Armie engaging in risky behavior? I don't blame her for keeping the kids away from the shitshow, as entertaining as it is. He needs a lifestyle overhaul before they come home. They shouldn't be spending their visitation weekends at the covid motel encountering random thonged-up Instahoes in the hallways.

Paige and Armie were spotted at the Brentwood Country Mart together by people on Twitter at the time of her initial visit to the desert. So they do leave the dungeon occasionally.

(Not convinced Crazy J got dumped. She might be pissed but she's been that way before and then come back. She could resurface at any moment.)

Please share any good Tapatalk meltdowns that may occur over the Carmel thing, for those of us now shut out.

R149, there have to be a shit ton of sex tapes by now, by the entire harem. Remember Crazy J's creed of recording and documenting everything. You know she filmed the entire shebang at the London WeHo.

[quote]I can't decide if women who post every second in their thong bikinis are confident in their skin, or insecure as fucking fuck. Any guesses?

The latter. A confident woman would only occasionally post a thong pic, because she just happened to be wearing one. The hoes who post them constantly, like Barbie and Paige, are desperate for male validation.

R154 tapatalk is in denial re: Paige lol, acting like she isn't there. no major meltdowns, they basically just stopped posting about Armie.

I doubt Paige is the only one he's banging atm, there's usually more than one. The original Barbie has finished her detox today, she could join the picture again. can you imagine the paparazzi pics, Armie and two small half naked blondes, with the dogs ofc...

If I had to rank the hoes we know about it’s

1) Crazy J – alway entertaining, never fails to deliver. Even in months to come, this bitch will still give us content. 2) Rumer - obviously was only PR, but she seems cool 3) Courtney - A+ job with the Ig stories Court, plus the dog is cute 55) Paige

Old El Destructo strikes again

Are the kids old enough to be embarrassed of their dad yet??

It’s getting pretty fucking pathetic now. Don’t think it can get much worse than shacking up with a 22 year old influencer

The real victim is Archie... the amount of hoes this poor dog has to encounter is getting fucking cruel now. He must thing, “this bitch looks like the last one. Ffs”

R158 i agree, paige's random interior design pics are shit. We needs vespas, dogs, body parts, late night TV watching in bed... Nobody cares about tiles, bitch.

R159 next step is a 19 to inspiring model lol

Took a break from his shenanigans but the terrible rebecca reviews brought me back lol. How is it possible that he's even messier than before?? imagine going on and on about personal growth and mental health and finding yourself and how gross and awful social media is, and then divorcing your wife and leaving your two kids to...fuck instagram thots. You literally couldn't make this shit up.

Liz is a piece of work and I don't feel sorry for her in the slightest, but Armie is seriously unhinged. I don't know that there's another person on earth with less self awareness than this fucking dude.

Who is Armie Hammer? Who gives a fuck?

R164 I post here out of compulsive habit. I don't even like him and many use this as a hate thread. It's a sickness. He is relevant only to 5 people formerly of the CMBYN fandom. We need to cut him off. He's actually boring af.

The only people left that like him are the harem of hoes...until he dumps them that is.

The rest of us are just here because we enjoy the mess

Armie has taken each of his hoes on weekend getaways but can’t go visit his own kids. Fuck this guy. He’s a piece of shit.

I bet he makes Paige call him daddy when they’re ducking to help compensate him being a deadbeat dad. She would have crazy daddy issues too, trust fund girls like her always do

The denials are coming through hot on tapatalk 😂

Armie is well beyond the point of using therapy and self-development as an excuse for acting like the dumb fuck he is. Grow up and look after your kids

Why is he fighting for any sort of custody when he rather spend time with hoes like Paige.

Liz deserves full custody I say after he abandoned them and avoided them for 5 months.

Armie can keep custody of the revolving harem and be their daddy.

Maybe he can go knock Paige up.

R168 his image as a good father was entirely made up by Liz. Name one instance in last years when he looked like he gives a shit about those kids on his own? He's incapable to put his children's needs in front his own. Liz has many flaws, but being a shitty parent is not it.

R168 the double standards are off the charts on there. If Liz left the kids for 5 months, she would be torn apart online. But he's "working on himself, to be a better father" WTF.

My fav Tapatalk discussion is the one they have regularly about COVID and trying to say the Caymans is equally as infested as California. Caymans get a couple of cases a week (while the people are quarantine and aren’t spreading) and California gets 4000-5000 cases a day. I think I know where I rather be....

Armie is out here doing all sorts of non-essential travel with his hoes, spending time as the virus hotel and restaurant, while Liz has stayed on one island the whole year.

They’re fucking delusional if they think Liz is doing something wrong here. He’s the one being reckless.

[R101] you're rat-spy I see

Lis signed contracts for show.She will go back to La in January.maybe Covid doesn't exist for her work in La😂

R173 *kiss*

I wonder why Armie didn’t take Paige to the virus hotel/restaurant party where he’s friends were at and went to Carmel instead?

Probably because the other hoes were at the party and he didn’t want them mixing and swapping notes.

The road to being a better father does not run between the legs of Instagram hoes.

[quote]The denials are coming through hot on tapatalk

So not surprised. How many women does Armie have to be linked to before it finally sinks in that this is a straight guy chasing pussy like it's his damn job, not a sad victim of the supervillainess Liz and homophobic Hollywood? It's not shamming. This is his life.

R163, he's got to have other hoes in rotation too, some we'll know about, some not. Look at Celina Chanta, who posted that drunk video of him. If she hadn't posted it we probably wouldn't have found out about her, and she might have been a one time thing. But her Insta shows she was at the covid motel for no identifiable reason like all the other hoes, and she's got the look he likes. Do the math. He's out here looking at girls' pics on IG and picking them out like a catalog, then having them sent to the desert, lol.

Poor Archie. He's too old for this shit.

Celina Chanta works at the COVID restaurant so Armie is probably fucking her regularly when he’s drunk and drugged up enough...you would need something to want to want to fuck her let’s be real.

Someone needs to rescue Archie, he doesn’t need this shit.

At least with Courtney he had another dog to chill with while Armie and Courtney were getting fucked up in the desert.

Tapatalk has called us out for lurking, fuck they’re onto us 😂. Locking their forum still couldn’t keep us out.

It's like a social experiment at this point. Tapatalk is like a zoo, where you can watch people and wonder how far can a delusion develop?

R181 they're so dumb. they were run off here and now have put themselves totally underground. LMAO. Good. where they deserve.

The board is full of Charmies and Timothee haters. Please someone from this board make a sane tapatalk board for Timothee only with no Charmies allowed or discussion about Armie. It's hilarious that they actually had to make the board a TC board knowing nobody would post if it was just about Armie. They are all haters though. They want to hate in peace and fantasize about a sinking ship.

The delusion has developed pretty fucking far if they're saying his frequent fuckfests are a sham. If he was dating for his reputation, he would have chosen one with a good image, not the batshit crazy writer obsessed with her ex, the plastic texan, or the thirsty 22 year-old model wannabe.

Anyone who thinks Armie is still doing PR relationships is kidding themselves. Rumer was the only sham and was damage control. The drugs aren't helping either.

Imagine the amount of other hoes we haven't figured out that he keeps in the desert. He's got that uk wine blogger with stars in her eyes too...she wasn't posting about Rebecca because it's good film, I mean, please lol. he's sending that bitch pics of his shibari sex mannequin.

R183 I don't know about Armie's love life. It's too boring to follow but, he's definitely not secretly with Timothee. Timothee is now in Boston and will probably be quarantined for at least a few weeks at some point if his film is shooting this month. They won't allow anyone who is not on the shoot to stay with the cast so Armie is definitely not in Boston. That means that there is no possibility they've been in the same location at all since possibly one wek in July. Hilarious if they think that Armie travelled back, left his kids for one week which maybe didn't even happen.

One more clue for the tapatalk crowd... Which one of you do you think i am? Lets just say i've posted on there in the last couple of hours lol.

r185 can you screenshot their conversations? That would make them livid. LOL

Plot twist, rmk turns out to be informant this whole time LOL

R186 it's actually pretty boring there, nothing to screenshot. They are basically still saying "there must be a reason (meaning TC) that Armie is acting like he is". It's pretty sad at this point.

R188 I’ve lost the plot line with TC. How is the hoeing and drugging and bad daddying related to TC again?

R189 No idea, the logic escapes me. Armie's hoe army is for good of their super secret relationship, which is SO strong, because they are soulmates lol.

TC is too good for D-grade Armie. If he wants dick, he doesn't need to stoop so low.

You won't see TC hanging around a bunch of losers in the desert.

Maybe these bitches are so thristy for Armie because they think it will somehow get them to Timothee.

[quote]Tapatalk has called us out for lurking, fuck they’re onto us

Bitch please. More than one Tapatalker has regurgitated posts of mine from here, with phrases I've used or ideas I've posted about whatever's happening, within minutes of me writing them. I don't care, it's flattering in a way, but it's stupid to pretend like they're some separate entity from DL because they're not. Some of them are still posting here, and some Dlers are over there.

The stupidest thing about this lockdown is they're not really overwhelmed with trolls. Of all the posters they've been calling troll lately only one or two were. The rest just expressed thoughts that are considered unacceptable. It used to be more of a mixed place but is becoming a charmie only now that reality is closing in on their ship.

And please y'all, just because Armando is being specially idiotic right now doesn't mean this is a Timothee thread. It's still an Armie thread.

Best way to uncover the taptalkers is to bring up some charmie shit. That will reveal them

These hoes like to talk about 'toxic relationships' then end up dating the king of all things toxic

R194 Sorry to disappoint you but we are all ultimately here because of Timothee Chalamet. Even the psychos on the TT board know this which is why they named it Timothee Chalamet. Anyone here is either an insane Charmie who only want him to end up with Timothee or an Armie hater, who wants to reveal who he truly is so people realize he's not with Timothee Chalamet. The only reason these threads are no longer called Chalamet and friends is because Timothee minds his own business so thoroughly and respectfully that they need to highlight the train wrecks activities.

The Charmies are saying that this Paige sighting is fake and Armie is hiding out with TC in Boston lol

You could show them a video of Paige and Armie fucking and they would say it’s a deep fake

Man, what a self centered twat he is...run, Elizabeth, run, gurl.

R198 it's amazing how every piece of additional info slighty changes the narrative. I'll play: Armie and Tim adopted Eli the dog together. They're all living as one big happy family. Archie and the kids are ofc also there, because Armie is the best father in the world. Those pics from yesterday are ofc backposted by Liz.

R200 Perfect, Sounds like something straight off the Charmie forum lol

Paige looks like a child, no wonder Armie is drawn to her. He needs her to call him daddy so he doesn’t feel like the deadbeat father that he is

R197 Speak for yourself. Some of us are here strictly to tune into the never-ending histrionic mess that is Armie Hammer's life. TC is clearly living his own independent life and is another subject entirely. Charmies can Charmie for their rest of their lives if they like, and I will not be bothered by it. I don't need to "reveal" anything to them. People complained when they were here and now people are complaining that they've gone private. Somebody here needs to let them go.

He's only 34? While not busted, his face reminds me of a 40 year old actor. Justin Hartley looks fresher in the face than Armie. There are no excuses for that since Armie has always had access to great doctors.

Armie is my gift from corona. Endless hours of entertaInment . Charmie madness mixed in with his hoeing and drugging and divorcing. He needs to do a docu-diary and sell it as a daily stream for subscription.

TC is boring. He just works, dates, hangs with his family and friends. Nothing extraordinary.

Cabo is boring🤔😂

What was scandalous about Cabo?

Did i read that correctly...he's doing a Zoom play? Have to say his career is slowly but surely heading into B-list projects... Which is actually fitting to his level of acting.

R208 Its for charity.

Reputation resurrection no doubt.

You can't polish a turd!

Jsmsmsms

R209 so he's not even getting the child support money from the zoom play?

Young Paige certainly isn’t coming through with the level of mess that Crazy J and that’s pretty disappointing. I hate when Armie makes bad choices

Come on bitch, we know how bad you crave the attention. Give us something.

R211 Bitch can't even afford a comb judging by the hobo hairstyle at the Biden 'concert'.

Lets hope he goes on a full bender and accidentally donald ducks it.

R212 She needs to livestream and accidentally catch Armie walking about with a boner.

What is it Paige does for money. She’s obviously not a real model and she isn’t promoting much shit via her 'influencing'. The design school BS looks like something her wealthy parents have paid for a vanity project so it looks like she does something. Must be pretty embarrassing her be doctors and have a wannabe famous daughter . There was the pyramid scheme she was involved in. It’s a little obvious that if her parents aren’t sending her a cheque that she’s a sugar baby. No amount of 'influencing' is paying for this little girl’s lifestyle.

Armie really loves unemployed little rich girls like Courtney and Paige huh. I guess the fetlife profile said he was inito princess by day slut by night shit and brat taming Lol.

R215 excuse me, she's a youtuber! Have some respect for the YouTube craft lol.

For anyone playing along still, also following el_destructo_86 is @maxliked @farhoudfitness @jasongorskie

But honestly, those fetlife pics that supposedly exist...now it would be a good time to leak them. Please and thank you.

R217 ugh, that max and jason were also on that KSA trip in december. Lovely guys i'm sure.

R218 It's probably just more Maxim de Winter cosplay.

R216 LOL.

thank you young Paige for your service and being a great contribution to the world. A true essential worker. When things are as shitty as they are what we need exactly is another privileged white girl with rich parents doing GRWM vids, doing little q&a. and showing us her makeup routine. Your are are hero.

Now go do gods work and film a sex tape with Armie. We know you want to.

R221 I wonder if he's into pussy footing?

He'd be super-hung for a change.

R215 the only people making youtube channels like Paige’s are bored little rich girls who can afford not having a real job and think we care about her clothing hauls and make up tutorials.

She can get by her 20s and then 30s without a career and call it being an 'influencer' and be fine because daddy will support her. She already said that her career goal is to make a 'business' or an 'app'....typical answers for a forever unemployed model wannabe. I don’t think young Paige realizes that both those take career experience and work, unless daddy helps her hire people to pay for it.

Armie has always been the same. Must be nice to be able to always have your parents money to fall back on.

Make and 'app' or build a ‘business' aka never having to lift a finger but letting us know on IG that you’re #careergoals. We see you Paige.

Maybe she’s going to try give dj’ing a go, because there isn’t enough rich white girls doing that either. sigh.

Armie really knows how to find these predictable hoes

If Armie wants to do charity work he can knit me a sweater from his chest hair.

It's positively autumnal right now.

I'd suggest co-hibernation but he might bite me in my sleep.

R223

The best Paige youtube moment is her getting pissy at her hockey player ex for not spending $100 on roses every Sunday. No wonder why he cheated on this sugar baby bitch.

I see Ryan the fitness trainer is also following her finsta. Introducing her to more friends, i see it's getting serious :)

R228 I'll laugh my arse off if she cheats on Armie with one of his friends.

R228 imagine having 50 something year old dudes like Ryan and Ashton following your finsta. Get that sugar baby bag Paige

R228

Oohh new development. How gross do you have to be to following the finsta of a girl old enough to be your daughter. I see his wife isn’t following the little sugar baby.

We might have some young Paige and Armie pap pics by weeks end. Let’s hope so anyway

Twitter is currently calling him ugly. He's so arrogant and misguided.

R232 lol i think there are like 20 people tops online that like armie hammer.

Armie should go join the Tapatalk if he wants to go interact with the 15 people left who like him online lol

I get why he wants to make a finsta, but the reason he’s had fans is because of the messy posts he does people enjoy it, keeping them under a lock is a bit of a fuck you.

Plus After his relationship with the 22 year old paid companion leaks he’s not going to have many supporters left.

We can't openly mock the guy for everything he and his girlfriends put on social media and then blame him for going private. I applaud his personal privacy movement. I hope he takes it one step further and fires his PR team, stops doing interviews and photo shoots and tweets, and goes so extremely private he's never heard or seen from again... But, sadly, he won't.

If Armie is secretly gay, why is he fucking so much pussy?

He likes the attention too much to be that private. We all know how much he loves doing talk shows so he can obsess over himself

Ugh yeah, cause he was stuck spending time with his family instead of being able to a Hollywood fuck boi.

Why spend time with your kids and work on being a better father when you could be paying to fuck a 22 year old escort? At least Paige still gets to call Armie daddy

All these hoes have let Armie live out a different one of his fetlife fantasies...

Paige: Brat-taming

Rumer: BDSM + Shibari

Courtney: Princess by day slut by night

Crazy J: Primal hunter, unconfirmed but she’s crazy enough to enjoy that shit

Looks like our new fave couple have made their way from Carmel to SF....because why not keep on travelling during a pandemic, it’s not like COVID is infectious or deadly.

Armie has spent more days on road trips with his paid hoes than days with his kids in 2020. But it’s okay because at least he said "he’s working on becoming a better father”...thank god he confirmed that, for a moment I thought he was a deadbeat dad or something.

He’s working on becoming a better father by hoening his Daddy skills first.

Paige is helping Armie with the role play part of therapy which is really good of her. She’s essentially doing a good deed. Who on here called her a useless influencer.

R230 It's possible they feel obligated to follow her to keep Armie sweet and the funds rolling in.

Yeah mate. she IS really interesting.

You were SO right about her.

Checks watch.

Why do I feel like this is someone from here?

"@armiehammer Armie, i would also choose a hot 22 yo over a couple of kids any day. Love you, king! Sending love to Paige♥️”

"I was also Team Courtney before, maybe she'll come back and help him like Paige does.”

"Like he said, his mental health was suffering in the past. Now that he's away from the kids and has regular sex he seems much happier.”

If they’re not here, they really should be LOL. The tweets are so good 😂

Celina Chanta...where do I start? Firstly, she is an uglier version of Courtney, who is an uglier version of Paige. Secondly, she totally exposed Armie for the alcoholic deadbeat dad that he actually is, on her social media. They were drinking mezcal out of wine glasses. He's not working on shit.

R247 He was going to drink it from the bottle so using wine glasses is progress.

[quote]Young Paige certainly isn’t coming through with the level of mess that Crazy J and that’s pretty disappointing.

NDA. But she won't be able to stick to it. That's a college kid for you, and an attention whore. Young Paige isn't used to having to keep her mouth shut and her relationship out of sight.

Skipping the covid Halloween bash and going to Carmel-SF was probably Armie trying to be discreet. Someone like Young Paige wants to party, have fun and not be stuck out in the desert all the time hiding. He's going to have trouble getting her to stick with his program of desert and hotels and backroads for long.

If Liz is smart, she'll demand a provision in their custody agreement about when a significant other can be introduced to the kids (ie after 6 months of seeing each other) and how long after until he can have an overnight guest during the kids' visits. Otherwise those kids are going to have an assembly line of hoes rolling in and out of their lives.

R249 Paige won't be around for long.

She'll be 23 soon. Yuck!!!

[quote] This guy is pathetic. The fans who adore him, give him so many passes because he's attractive, but his looks are overrated. I've seen him in public several times, he lacks charisma and tries too hard to present himself in a way to make people THINK he's cool and smart, while he's neither. He's so arrogant and a selfish idiot.

Yup, total POS. Let’s just move on.

How Ashton is letting his staff post this shit, idk.

[quote]If Armie is secretly gay, why is he fucking so much pussy?

Stop. You'll fry their brains with that one.

[quote]hoening his Daddy skills

I see what you did there. 😉

Young Paige might think she’s wise after the the Hockey Player but she’s very naive and doesn’t know what she’s getting into with this guy.

Liz is going to drain the account and take the kids with her.

And she fucking should. Armie doesn’t deserve any sort of custody. His kids shouldn’t be exposed to so many hoes and his messes

I think young Paige is going to eventually learn that messing with a guy with young kids in the middle of a messy divorce isn’t the same as smashing an athlete

It’s all a good time until Liz and Lawyers get involved

Ahem. Armie still thinks he is quite the handsome lad. Who is gonna tell him?

I guess the tweet had to be deleted because people were dragging him so hard.

He hasn’t been attractive in like 2 years. The coke has aged him terribly.

If they did a CMBYN sequel Armie would have to get casted as Elio’s dad and someone else would have to play Oliver

Isn’t it funny that the last few months he’s criticised people for being social media obsessed yet here’s here fucking these influencer hoes who make a living from being obsessed with it.

Like these bitches are out here making Liz look good. Paige is fucking trash, I don’t care how rich her parents are or the fact they got her into Parsons to study 'design’

R258 If this is hoe is a design student like she says she is, where is her work?

Instead her feed is just full of curated basic influencer BS.

Her parents must have paid an absolute bag for her to get into that school. That place could of gone to someone much more deserving and talented.

Liz is coming out of this looking like a noble queen. She really is.

The only thing associated with Paige career wise is her pyramid makeup scheme. There’s nothing 'design’ connected to her. It’s all BS paid for by her parents so they’re not embarrassed of their daughter being a sugar baby.

This hoe is out here calling herself a 'design student’ for the fucking aesthetic and to sound interesting. Take away that she’s just a basic privileged rich girl.

What. A. Dick.

I don't know if a professional would profile him this way but I wouldn't be surprised if he offed himself some day, either on purpose or accidentally.

Do you guys think he's possibly clinically depressed? Maybe has been for years? When one has major depressive disorder the first think you think is that they are going to be lethargic, isolating, crying. It often will go exactly that way, but not always. With men in particular, it can manifest as a kind of recklessness. Self-harm. Wild abandon.

Depression can also cut you off from your feelings and make you apathetic towards loved ones and your children.

R264 this is extremely likely

Remember the women only post all the fun good moments, a lot of dark shit would be happening with him, hence why each relationship has crashed badly the last couple of months

If Paige had a brain she would get out quick. He will fuck her up

Y’all are so funny 😂

R266 "they’re so hard to find in LA” lol

This is gotta be someone on here or a lurker

R265 If Paige had a brain, she would be doing something meaningful with her life, rather than being an instaho slumming it in the desert with a certified creepy weirdo.

Old El Destructo has been busy on his finsta. Look who’s IG obsessed now after criticising everyone else. Young Paige must be teaching daddy some new tricks

Funny how he has been mentioning gym a lot recently in interviews. he’s trying to not be replaced by the next athlete that comes her way with money

His narcissism needs validation, hence insta obsession. Ha, and his stans were giving Liz grief for the same thing.

Paige posted her getting a tattoo today. You think they got matching tattoos today? Armie would do something stupid like that lol

Ofc he would be dumb enough. Imagine how drug fucked they are right now

Can you imagine? His tattoos have besed pretty shitty til now, a matching one with baby Paige would fit right in.

No 22 year old is prepared for the mess and drama of being involved with a 34 year old man entrenched in a bitter divorce and custody battle, with mental health issues, possible substance abuse and a burning drive to fuck every woman on Instagram on top of it. Even grownass women like Barbie and Crazy J were naive about it. This is why you stay the hell away from men like this, no matter how hot or famous they are. Inserting yourself into someone else's in progress crash will not work out for you. It's entertaining for us, tho. Keep it up, young miss! 💩

R228 Do you follow all of his friends?

R264, it's very possible Armie is self-medicating in different ways, including sex. You can tell in his recent appearances he's been swinging wildly between moods. His appearance at the Biden fundraiser was revealing. He's very practiced at putting on his professional front and he could barely do it there.

R275 i don't follow any od his friends. I open their instas occasionally if they have an open profile out of curiousity.

R264 his grandfather was mentally ill,maybe it's genetic🤷‍♂️

Wouldn’t surprise me if young Paige had some substance abuse problems of her own. No one goes around calling themselves a 'Loose Unit' without being a hardcore user.

Paige and Armie might be a good match. Not for his kids, but it’s not like he gives a fuck about them anyway.

r278 I keep reading this but, how do people know the granddad was mentally ill?

Especially for the Charmies, Eve Jobs was in NYC this past week.

[quote]it's very possible Armie is self-medicating in different ways, including sex

Well, it's not like a doctor is gonna give him a prescription, now is it?

R280 it’s in a very long Washington Post article about Armand Hammer’s estate fight

There are fans spamming Liz's comments with accusations that Armie is dating a Russian guy.

R264 Armie is likely manic depressive with substance abuse issues, this has been hypothesized here for years and years, also likely has a learning disorder, probably dyslexia, which adds to his anger and feelings of rejection.

Also note that in addition to his grandfather’s mental illness, Armand Hammer the great grandfather would probably be diagnosed as a megalomaniac. Hugely egotistical even by wealthy tycoon standards. Read the Washington Post article.

R285 Yeah the guy he phoned appears to be a life coach. I wouldn't be shocked to learn he's been in rehab once or twice. The posting during lockdown was manic.

Do we know who this Russian boyfriend is and how he was discovered? The fans posting about ot don't appear to be trolls.

Russians are pissed. Any additional info is probably on the that russian forum that russian kitten posted her dm's with armie on. Don't remember the link.

Ummmm so are they trolling or do we really think he has a European boyfriend?!

This is wild lol.

I swear there is never a dull day when it comes to El Destructo and his antics.

R289 It's a lot of accounts. None of them appear to be troll accounts but few definitely are Charmies.

[quote]Well, it's not like a doctor is gonna give him a prescription, now is it?

Well no, lol. But if he were taking prescription medication for whatever his problem is, maybe he wouldn't be seeking out the non-prescription alternatives with so much gusto.

I've followed that Russian forum a little. It's very heavily charmie and they subscribe to all the usual charmie ideas. Few of them seem very bright to be honest, but maybe it's just the translation. I wouldn't get too excited.

I like how Liz is now reminding people to vote and her performative ex is silent.

R291 I would just be interested in knowing what they suspect particularly since most are Charmies and don't want him with anyone but Timmy.

These acc are not charmies

R292 Please, getting matching tattoos with Paige is far more important.

R290 Those accounts are all indonesian i think, which is weird.

R296 Poor Liz. Her wholesome Halloween post is getting spammed by crazies telling Armie to come clean about his Russian lover(s).

But Liz wants them to vote FOR Trump.

R298 don't fool yourself. So does Armie.

I think he needs to change his finsta to self_destructo_69

He is more likely to have a boyfriend than a girlfriend lbr. The ranch in the desert is for privacy so he could be with anyone or even getting regular escorts. His minders are in hand to make sure he's not caught.

This Indonesian bot army is out of control "DIE ARMIE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO LIZ AND TIM" posted on Liz's Insta!!!

Like who cares that much?

R301 Currently he's screwing Baby Paige, anything else is fiction (for now).

Michael Hammer is the brains of the family. He went to Columbia business school and took over his grandfather's estate before his father died. The father never spoke to him again while Michael siphoned all the money into the church and charities and hidden accounts. Dru's family is in on it too. I bet Armie has access to billions which he keeps on the DL so the tax man never gets it. He helps to finance his films too. I'm sure of it. I wonder if Armie will get control of the estate when Michael dies or his brother. I'd put money on the brother having more brains. Besides, Armie doesn't look that much like Michael. He might be the milk man's kid.

R302 LMAO

Question is, who is the Russian boyfriend?

She must be pissed. But the bitch deserves it for that reply to the visor question. Liz posts like an ugly fat woman.

R304 what i'd like to know is what's up with the brother. He's like a non entity is armie's life. There's got to be some bad blood between them or something.

R308 Victor is probably taking over the estate so Armie probably hates him. Armie isn't fit to run anything. He would ruin them all. Victor may have inherited the brains while Armie got the psychosis.

Lol at this bio on Paige:

"After quitting her lifelong passion of downhill alpine ski racing, she packed up her things and moved to NYC to study Media and Design at Parsons. Her interests in curation, visual arts, wellness, fashion and photography can be seen on her IG feed and on her YouTube."

Someone needs to let this hoe know that curating your IG feed is not a hobby.

Maybe Armie has hired her to curate the finsta for him.

R309 yeah, it's obvious Victor is getting the business, but i meant in general they never seemed close. you wouldn't even know he has a brother...

Wanna have a look at Paige's spotify go ahead and see what they're listening to when they're fucking.

She's also following Armie on there lol

R310 maybe she convinced him to join her pyramid scheme, he's the type to fall for that.

R310 That's what he's actually doing on the finsta, pimping out the pyramid scheme for baby Paige to his friends. We love a supportive bf 👏👏👏

Baby Paige is one crazy bitch. According to this she stalked some high school girl wtf. If you search through Tumblr, the hockey stans have a lottttt to say about this hoe. She's had some crazy meltdowns online apparently.

R315 well, lets hope history repeats itself.

Pyramid Scheme? Our queen baby Paige is an entrepreneur. Maybe Armie can pitch the business to Michael, that would be some real king shit.

I searched tumblr and yep, there's a whole lot of people talking about how messy and trashy Paige. Come one baby P, give us a round 2. Just wait until this bitch meets the charmies.

R311 He does seem closer to his mother's family. But reading that Michael put most of the fortune into the Mobley foundation maybe Armie knows where the real money is hidden. I think that the tracksuit post is the Mobley preacher grandfather. The cousin is on the mom's side too. Armie doesn't seem too keen on the Jewish relatives. Maybe Viktor looks too Jewish for him.

R319 there was a good reason he went to see his grandma twice before she died. He knows who to suck up to and where the money is.

R302, there are a lot of hysterical teenage Timmy/charmie stans from Asian countries, and they are insane. If the "Russian boyfriend" originates with them, he has no basis in reality.

R304, Armie looks plenty like Michael, and besides that, they have the exact same voice. The EXACT same voice. It's ridiculous to suggest they're not father and son.

Michael Hammer is brilliant, but he's a crook, let's be honest. Besides his years as a tax exile in the Caymans, he's embezzled a shit ton from his businesses. Still walking around free tho. Viktor works for Goldman Sachs and will no doubt be taking over from Michael when the time comes. If Armie had control of the money he'd end up giving it to Instahoes in a throwback to Michael and Dru. I don't think he and Viktor have a feud or anything, just super different lives. Viktor is totally low profile, seems to be Michael's fave and takes his cues from him. Armie is the problem child.

Why would anyone date Mr H when you know these deranged stans and charmie scum will come for you?

R321 I listened to his voice, the tone is not the same as Armie's. He doesn't look anything like him. Even when he was younger he's nothing like a young Armie.

R323 I bet you play a mean pinball.

R321 i think you're right. He sees himself as different (better) than the rest of the fam, at the same time he's not smart or talented enough to earn his own money (not the amounts he wants to at least).

Please charmies, do your thing on Young Paige so we can see one of these infamous meltdowns she has for ourselves. It didn't take much to make Crazy J lose it. You can do it!

[quote]Maybe Armie has hired her to curate the finsta for him.

Is that what they're calling it these days? 🍩🍆

Whatever, R323. You do you, I guess.

Omg, do yourself a favor and click the #plorenze tag on the blog R315 linked to. Those screenshots about her George Floyd Gofundme thing. "Unconstructful messages". You've picked a winner, Armando! 😂💩👍

Those IG comments are definitely from a site like this, where you can purchase comments from "real accounts". The only question is, who would do this and why, lol? My money is on one of the tumblr Charmies who are obsessed with Liz, and maybe just wanted to troll her or start a "legit" gay rumor about Armie.

R329 wtf is that. Or those tapatalk weirdos, they've decided it must be ex-wife fault those comments even exist.

R330 Toxic femininity at its best.

That's hilarious that they're trolling the tax Dodgers. Long may it last. Lizard deserves it.

@s.may Did you, though? Lol

And the fights with Twitter randoms have re-commenced.

R334 Best response to Armand so far.....

Jobless behavior!

He really thinks of himself as "one of the people" hm?

So this new ENTY is interesting....

"The cleaning product actor is just churning through the Instagram models the movie producing Svengali keeps arranging. This is what happens when you sell your soul to the Svengali. You get parts ad parties, but also a life of misery."

Tyler Ramsey is not such a friend to Charmies as previously thought.. he's over on Instagram defending the Queen Elizabeth Chambers.

R337 I also think there's a connection between Mohammed Al Turki and Armie's ability to keep getting parts, but what does that have to do with all the IG models he's dating? ENTY doesn't explain it either. Any why does this equate to "a life of misery"? The drama never ends with this guy.

He was one of the producers for Dreamland which is about the time Armie's life blew up.

He also organised the male talent for the trip to KSA - who knows what went down there, and who was keeping evidence.

So he's now single, and instead of being with his true love Ratboy, he's fucking women left and right?

The closet sure does result in a lot of heterosexual sex!

The Charmies are FEWMIN cos Liz won't delete *those* insta comments.

Like she owes those cunts anything!

Liz outed herself as a Trump supporter:she like comment #trump2020😄

Liz outed herself as a Trump supporter:she like comment #trump2020😄

R344 Yay! Liz just destroyed every ounce of empathy and compassion I had developed for her. That was close!

R345 Paige and Courtney come from Trump supporting families so he has a type

R346 ha i thought the same. Baby Paige and Desert Barbie are for sure repubs.

Of course Liz is a Trump supporter, Armie probably voted for him in 2016 too.

Also, did people forget he liked Dru's Trump post in 2016. Liz is trash, but Armie is just the same.

R348 Armie would have voted for Trump this year too. His family are experts in double crossing. His grandpappie was an avid contributor to both parties. The biggest hint is that Armie never openly endorsed Biden. Not once did he say vote Biden. Being included as a PR move to the Democratic concert. Who knows how he voted behind closed doors.

The thread about Armie's alleged Russian boyfriend disappeared. Just like the Eve Jobs talk. Suspicious?

Looks like Armie may tap into the Russian fans for dates. It's not like he isn't known to communicated through DMs because I've had a chat with him.

Shut the fuck up tinhat

First the female bandage Russian now the Male Russian fan. Armid loves his Russians. He needs an Onlyfans.

Charmies kill me. They claim everyone who doesn't believe in Charmie is homophobic yet they deny the Russian boyfriend and any other evidence Armie has been with men like Kristoffer Polaha and they claim that any women seen with either is fake and Timothee can't be with any other men except Armie even though he shares clothing with, spends more time with including possible lockdown and birthdays with men like Cudi and the Weeknd. They totally erase the possibility these men are bisexual even though they accept Oliver and Elio were. And of course Timothee has only fake boners for women but is happy with only one week a year of sex that he gets with Armie. LMAO

The information on the Russian boyfriend is still up on Liz's Instagram.

R355 Its not information though is it.

Its paid for comments from someone stirring the shit.

Charmies are fake as fuck and looking more and more like they work for Armie. They're having a coliption about the boyfriend rumor but I thought everyone wanted Armie to be gay and it also insinuates he's with Timmy so what is their problem? How is a Russian boyfriend any more harmful than Charmie rumors?

Just watched Armie doing an interview for Netflix Latin America - so working

When asked which historic figure he wanted to have dinner with he replied the Marquis de Sade.

A real life abuser of women and children - kidnap, torture and abuse - only poor women and children though so that's probably okay to the sensibilities of an elitist.

r358 That, the toe sucking, liking Roman Polanski, friends with Kevin Spacey, happy to be pedo in film... anyway. I wonder if Liz has some real dirt on him. I wish so much she would spill. I hope he's not as bad as my little list implies but, who knows.

Someone said that the Saudi trip is possibly how he's staying employed and I notice that Ryan Phillipe congratulated "my man" Armie when his film was released. These are now his pose. I am so glad we never see him with TImothee. He's rank.

R358 Marqius de Sade. That really sums it all up doesn't it? Torture. Abuse. That's his kink. That is is paradigm.

He doesn't even try pretend that he's a decent guy. He's a selfish, sadistic motherfucker with no ability to empathize. Life is just a game to him, it's so obvious. He doesn't take anything or anyone seriously except his own sense gratification. Zero compassion. Zero goodwill towards others. And seemingly no actual self-love, either. It's like his heart is black. He's spiritually diseased.

R361 Does anyone know exactly what sort of mental illness his grandfather had and who he allegedly killed? It's possible that Armie has inherited some sort of psychosis. His own father basically left his own father penniless. Also the duplicitous nature his family have being capitalistic communists, jewish Christians and philanthropists who hide wealth in tax havens. It's like they are the epitome of total phoneyness.

Armie friend Tyler really out there dropping republican hints: Kanye on the ballot, John McCain

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if they all vote Republican.

R362 OMG check this out, if you haven't already read it:

"Before he died of bone cancer six years ago, Armand Hammer planned a belated bar mitzvah at the age of 92, a salute not just to his Jewish heritage and a couple of charities, but to himself.

Unfortunately, he died the day before the gala event. The bar mitzvah went on as planned, however -- but his friends got a shock at the funeral two days later. As jaws dropped around the room, a born-again pastor stood up and announced that on his deathbed Hammer had renounced his newly embraced Jewish heritage. Not only that, he'd "accepted Jesus Christ as his savior."

"Good old Armand, covering all the bases," chuckled an Occidental Petroleum executive within earshot of Bill McSweeney, longtime Washington lobbyist for the company, which Hammer bought with his wife's money at age 59 and transformed into the 16th largest industrial corporation in the country."

Regarding Armie's dad Michael (from the same WaPo article):

..Before he married [Dru] and "accepted Jesus," his life was "a mess."

"Everybody has a void, and reaches for different things to fill that void. Drinking. Drugs. I went through a lot of experiences," Michael says. "When I accepted Christ, the {bad experiences} didn't just stop, but they started dwindling. When you're complete, it's just such a peaceful feeling. I just couldn't find it {anywhere else} -- and believe me, I looked!"

Could it be that Armie is on a similar path of filling "the Void" while awaiting his midlife Christian Awakening? Or is he forever to remain the petulant, ungrateful Rebellious Son, constructing a false, unhappy self that is most defined in terms of antagonizing everything his father (and brother) stands for?

Finally, for how long will Armie continue acting out his desire to torture and kill his own mother?? Exploring his hatred of his mother via his mindless, endless, senseless and rather public quest for young, willing women on Instagram? Women he cares absolutely nothing for, and whom, for whatever reason, have their own twisted need to be used, abused, degraded and throw away?

Also when will he stop torturing us with his shitty acting?

You don't have to share your pain you know Armand!

[quote]Finally, for how long will Armie continue acting out his desire to torture and kill his own mother??

Probably as long as Dru keeps trying to excorcise his sleeping ass.

Michael Hammer is really twisted too. To give all his money to a religious charlatan and the rest smuggling it away from the tax man. Investing in god is just another tax haven. Amirite? Armie doesn't have any healthy role models. As for Tyler, he is eldest of 5 brothers. The family is very religious and Republican. The same as the Mobleys.

Paige is asking for video ideas, someone should let the hoe know that we want a bdsm haul or shibari tutorial ft. Armie.

Armie bout to make make this bitch switch from Youtube to Pornhub

R369 Plug haul w/ Armie

Or Cayman Islands travel vlog, bonus bdsm content and threesome w/ Liz

there was that blind saying Armie was filming porn in the Caymans so he could def be her videographer

So Armie Hammer has lost interest in the "civil war", now he somehow wants to do a movie sequel, even tho his co-star in it is over it.

R372 where did he say this?

He posted a story saying he wants to do a Man from UNCLE sequel and tagged Henry Cavill

R374 I think he started a petition once - Bloody millennial.

He forgets films are supposed to make money and that one didn't.

It was his best role though I'll give him that. The dodgy accent worked to hide the dodgy acting.

R369, someone should ask young Paige to do a video of her aftercare routine with Armie after she gets brat-tamed. Or she could do a get ready with me vid as she preps for a long evening of getting the crap smacked out of her in the dungeon.

If Armie was making homemade porn in the Caymans, maybe that's why his family is pissed at him. Someone could have stumbled in on him doing it, or the kids saw something. Gross.

LBH the kids have likely already stumbled across the bondage mannequin. The little girl has probably already had it over to tea parties.

HAHA. He's desperate. The man is truly clueless. Who would invest in a train wreck after 2020? He so wants to get in Henry's pants.

R376 I can't even look at him now without thinking about shit like that.

Turns my stomach.

This goes to show he really has no interest in a CMBYN sequel.

R380 Poor Elio would have to play keepy-uppies with Oliver's tits.

I've never seen a body go that rancid so quickly.

I doubt Henry or anyone else is desperate to work this one man cringe factory.

Also look what happened to Lily.

They had some fling or whatever and then he lets her get thrown to the wolves as the reason for his divorce when we all know that was on the rocks for months.

Coward.

lol at Young Paige following Joe Biden on IG after people called her out on here for coming from a Trump-supporting family. We see you lurking here. Meanwhile, not once over the past 2 weeks has she used her platform to promote voting or anything political, just the same curated LA influencer bullshit.

Her BLM tab on IG is also quite cringy. She had to write a whole ass paragraph explaining why she chose not to talk about it before. So fucking self-indulgent. Very Armie.

these hoes always turn into activism barbies after fucking Armie.

R382 That's so true. Do we know if Liz leaked that information or was it Armie, trying to pull focus? The leak seemed like it never managed to incriminate Armie in the cheating. Painted him more like a victim.

Tapatalk aren't too happy about that recent deuxmoi sighting LOL.

Young Paige, we all know you're going to go back to your republican roots when Armie drops you, no need to pretend for IG girl. Nothing more cringy than some overprivileged trust fund baby attempting to educate the rest of us on politics and social justice, just look at her self-indulgent BLM IG tab.

Also, she's back to promoting her pyramid scheme lolol. Armie must not be paying for this hoe's gas money if she has to stoop back into scamming people.

Liz follows deuxmoi, she's not going to be too happy to hear about our girl young Paige......

R387 Oh she already knows.

People send stuff directly to Liz.

Couldn't be me ... yet

Lmaoooooo at Courtney’s latest story

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