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Grapes grapes grapes

Since folks on the the banana thread have been clear about it being no place to talk about grapes, here is the place to talk about grapes.

Who's got 'em, who wants 'em, who's never had 'em and who can't live without 'em.

by Anonymousreply 28October 30, 2020 3:26 AM

Delicious in chicken salad.

by Anonymousreply 1October 30, 2020 2:26 AM

OP, did they wine on the banana bread thread about grapes?

by Anonymousreply 2October 30, 2020 2:26 AM

The banana thread, for those who are so inclined.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 30, 2020 2:33 AM

As they are the source of wine, they are the single most important fruit in the entire world. 😂

by Anonymousreply 4October 30, 2020 2:33 AM

Grapes are delightful. Haughty and a bit narcissistic, but delightful.

by Anonymousreply 5October 30, 2020 2:35 AM

Love grapes, wine is good, raisins suck ass

by Anonymousreply 6October 30, 2020 2:35 AM

THEY’RE EATING ME

by Anonymousreply 7October 30, 2020 2:36 AM

Bananas are for cunts.

by Anonymousreply 8October 30, 2020 2:39 AM

[quote] THEY’RE EATING ME —Gilbert

What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

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by Anonymousreply 9October 30, 2020 2:40 AM

Purr Johnny. Purr, purr Johnny.

by Anonymousreply 10October 30, 2020 2:44 AM
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by Anonymousreply 11October 30, 2020 2:46 AM

Grapes think they’re so great. Ha! Hardly.

by Anonymousreply 12October 30, 2020 2:49 AM

I can't breathe.

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by Anonymousreply 13October 30, 2020 2:54 AM

Does anyone here have a recipe to make sour ones?

by Anonymousreply 14October 30, 2020 2:57 AM

People think lemons are the enemy of olives, but it’s grapes, I tell you. Grapes and their inexhaustible need.

Mind me, tend me, give me sunlight, that’s too much water! On and on, who could stand that? Not lemons, that’s who. Nobody needs to stomp a lemon.

by Anonymousreply 15October 30, 2020 2:59 AM

They're not grape grapes.

by Anonymousreply 16October 30, 2020 3:00 AM

Grapes (or raisins) are toxic to dogs - I don't buy them since I learned this (except for these mixed in Chicken Salad)

They cause renal failure in otherwise healthy dogs

As few as 2 or 3 grapes can kill a 50 lb dog

by Anonymousreply 17October 30, 2020 3:05 AM

Your grapes are, how you say, sour.

by Anonymousreply 18October 30, 2020 3:09 AM
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by Anonymousreply 19October 30, 2020 3:09 AM

So chicken salad is an antidote to grape poisoning r17? Something is missing here.

by Anonymousreply 20October 30, 2020 3:12 AM

I used to buy grapes for snacks and appetizers for guests

But those grapes can easily be dropped on the floor and some guests might even unknowingly offer the grapes to our dogs- they're notorious for begging for food

I just don't buy them anymore or keep them in the house since I learned how toxic and deadly grapes/raisins are to dogs

I meant to say - I still buy chicken salad made with grapes, because I can be more sure about keeping that from them - but otherwise, I don't keep grapes/raisins in the house

by Anonymousreply 21October 30, 2020 3:18 AM

[quote] Does anyone here have a recipe to make sour ones?

Add one DLer and one married straight guy to an empty room. Add a couple of bottles of wine. Allow to macerate until the DLer's pants come off, then remove the straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 22October 30, 2020 3:18 AM

I want to try that Spanish bar cake recipe for which you boil raisins in order to make the liquid to use in lieu of milk. Never would have thought of that.

by Anonymousreply 23October 30, 2020 3:21 AM

I missed the Concorde grapes this year. They come into season around August. My own were eaten by bugs before I could enjoy them, so then I went looking for them at the grocery store, but I never found any.

by Anonymousreply 24October 30, 2020 3:21 AM

Does anyone here drain their grapes?

by Anonymousreply 25October 30, 2020 3:22 AM

R19, if there was EVER the need for a Vivian Vance option...

by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2020 3:22 AM

How dare you, R25

by Anonymousreply 27October 30, 2020 3:23 AM

Even the most innocent novice DLer knows you NEVER drain grapes

by Anonymousreply 28October 30, 2020 3:26 AM
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