Formula 1 2020 - 5 F1 Grand Prix to go...

Lovely guy, terrific smile.

He’s adorable, but probably wishful thinking. Party shirt lol....his naked torso will do just fine for that

Looks like he has marginal anal hygiene

They made a real point of pixelating his forearm tats (especially on the right arm)

His tattoos are tragic. They all look like he got them in Bali when he was 18 and drunk.

The second Bahrain Grand Prix is using the outer circuit for 88 laps. It's going to very draggy.

This year keeps getting worse for Alex Albon. The drivers will be interviewed alongside with the team principals on Friday. Christian Horner will be very "diplomatic".

Isn't Danny Ric dating Heidi Berger? He's been linked to several women. I don't get a gay vibe from him at all. Btw, any word on his hot trainer? Straight? Single?

Albon is done at RBR and F1, I'm afraid. Gasly re-signed with AT. Kvyat will probably be replaced by a junior. Max is getting Hulk or Checo as a teammate.

Hmmm

That shirt is either the gayest thing I've ever seen or something that no self-respecting gay would be caught dead in, I can't decide.

gorgeous + charming + BDF

He has beautiful teeth.

“You’ve got to be MARY!”

I am glad that after all these weeks of comical own goals from Lewis Hamilton and his engineering team he finally has the 92 win monkey off his back.

Am kind of annoyed by the lack of free practise this Friday at Imola but given the location, I’m just hoping for a safe race.

George Russell’s PT has COVID symptoms so who knows, we may yet see hunky hulk Nico Hülkenberg again before the end of the year. And hopefully but increasingly unlikely next year, as Alfa Romeo have resigned yawnfests Giovanazzi and Kimi.

He is absolutely adorable! What a smile...wow. Yes, the shirt was tragic, I'm all for a "party shirt" but having Gucci G's all over a shirt is pretty tacky. I'm guessing he is not gay but what does it matter anyway really.

No free practices today, so let's do a poll on the hottest men at the F1 paddock (other than the drivers). How about:

1. Cyril

2. Will Buxton

3. Michael Italiano.

Yes, I have a type.

I want Toto inside me.

The silly season isn't over yet, but the line-up for 2021 is pretty clear.

Mercedes - Lewis & Bottas

Redbull - Max & Checo

AlphaTauri - Gasly & Albon

McLaren - Norris & Ricciardo

Ferrari - Sainz & Leclerc

Alpine - Ocon & Alonso

Williams - Russell & Latifi

Alfa Romeo - Giovinazzi & Kimi

Aston Martin - Vettel & Stroll

Haas - Schumi Jr & Mazepin

That leaves Hulk and Kvyat out of F1. They might keep them as reserve drivers, though. Ilott, Schwartzman and Tsunoda will probably stay on in F2.

Speculating about 2022 onwards is way more interesting. When will Kimi retire? Will Latifi's dad's stake in Mclaren mean anything for Nicholas' future? Will Lewis leave Mercedes?

Kvyat should have that seat instead of Albon

Giovinazzi is sneaky hot. I've never seen him with his hair loose before.

[quote] Helmut Marko: Pierre is driving great through the whole year. He isn‘t at Red Bull next year because Alpha Tauri needs a team leader. Next year a very young driver will be next to him.

[quote]Sky Germany: So Kvyat is out and Tsunoda is in?

[quote]Helmut Marko: "You can see it this way."

Yuki has been one of my favourite drivers in F2 and I definitely don’t feel that Albon deserves an AlphaTauri or any F1 seat, but Alfa Romeo are probably doing the smart thing be retaining the underperforming Gio and Kimi and offloading them when the new regulations come into place in 2022 and letting the best of the Ferrari Drivers Academy boys fight for a position. If Haas sign Mazepin and Mick, they will have two rookies with an unstable car. They would have done better to sign just one of them along with Checo.

If Yuki struggles with the car Red Bull Racing will have run out of juniors. I still think their biggest mistake was letting go of Carlos Sainz.

He seems like a big sweet easygoing pussyhound.

Haas probably tried to get Checo. I'd be surprised if they hadn't. But he'd obviously want a Red Bull seat if it was up to him. He's a seasoned driver, he won't crumble next to Max like his predecessors.

🎶 Everybody Dance Now 🎶

Rotten luck for George and Alex. But so happy for Danny Ric!

This is like the second time George Russell has bitten it when he is about to get into the points.

And as for Alex Albon yelling someone hit me when spinning off (no one hit him) then going onto softs to prevent Hamilton from taking the point for fastest lap (he failed) just sums him up as an F1 racer.

Off to Formula E with you, son.

Carlos Sainz is not having any of Albon’s excuses!

Kvyat was really earning that Alpha Tauri seat today. Is he still being replaced by Tsunoda?

Gotta feel for Sebastian Vettel actually doing quite well then getting fucked at his pit stop plus a bit of his front wing ended up under Valterri Bottas' floor the entire race. These clowns at Ferrari.

People are shocked that F1 will be racing in Saudi Arabia next year. Really? Last time I checked, Russia is on the calendar. Not exactly the shining beacon of gay rights protection. 'We race as one' is nothing but meaningless lip service.

The provisional (and very ambitious) calendar for 2021 has been announced. Let's hope the season will actually start in March, as planned.

R31 I'm not sure the F1 circus will be given priority for the covid vaccin, I think we will have no audience for a good part of 2021.

There is no way Melbourne should be allowed crowds. The Victorians had an exponentially higher infection rate than the rest of the country for the sole reason they are a state of QAnon woowoo tinhats.

This lady is a really big Renault fan…

I was never a huge Sebastian Vettel fan especially in his Red Bull Racing days, but I am glad this handsome devil isn’t leaving F1 any time soon. It would be the end of an era when he leaves. In his age group Grosjean and Rosberg are gone, and over the next 5 years or Seb, Ricciardo, Bottas and Hamilton will follow.

R35 I like Seb. I wish he had a better car and a team that actually gave a fuck about him. Can't wait to see what he does at Aston Martin.

Seb did quite well last year (though Ferrari were cheating) but he is consistently and significantly worse than Charles LeClerc. Though he is clearly a offering from self-esteem issues given the drama of true Ferrari clowns, his skills and hand-eye-coordination can’t have degraded that much in 12 months.

Hopefully Papa Lawrence Stroll and Otmar Szafnauer give him some love.

Seb is doing extremely well considering he is his own strategist, engineer, mechanic and race marshall. I would have frisbeed that piece of front wing into the pit wall after the race if I were him. That man is a saint.

Romain Grosjean just missed his flight to Istanbul

R39 how does one miss a flight?!

R40 Too busy getting a blowjob in the bathroom

R41 a parting gift from the Haas team? KMag? LOL

Awkward…

Ya know, Pierre Gasly allllmost pulls this off.

R43 whoever wins, gets the Red Bull seat...lol

Stand down, Hulk, Romain is on en route.

What is it I hear about Checo taking a sabbatical and Albon keeping his seat? I thought Checo's deal with Red Bull was pretty much signed?

This circuit is a disaster. They resurfaced it a week ago, there is zero rubber down and it's cold. Fuck.

British born and raised Albon is sucking Thai dick to get that Thai sponsorship and Yoovidya’s go ahead with Red Bull. If he does keep an undeserved seat next year it will be thanks to that.

The horrendous conditions on track made for an interesting starting grid for tomorrow. I'm just happy not to see the usual HAM/BOT on pole.

Verstappen crying behind a bin gave me life.

Max Verstappen done memed himself

7 World Constructors Championships for Mercedes, 7 World Drivers Championships for Lewis Hamilton. Wow. The vile conditions today and his tyre and temperature management shows for once and for all it’s not the car, it’s him. Just masterful.

2 and 3 Sergio Perez and Sebastian Vettel was so lovely! I’m so happy for them. There was much choking from the Gen Z drivers. (Though Carlos Sainz did really well) The top 3 really know tyre management. Cool heads and experience really won out.

Very happy for Seb! He deserves to be on the podium again. Imagine if he won?

[quote] Imagine if he won?

That’s pretty hard, TBH

I wish we had such exciting and unpredictable races all the time. That podium changed every minute and the mercs weren't even near it!

R56 Race point engine is a Mercedes...

R57 I meant the drivers. Seeing HAM/BOT/VER on the podium every bloody weekend is annoying and boring. Halfway through the race we had Stroll and Albon at the top. Regardless of how you feel about them, at least that makes for a fun race.

LOL, how could having Albon in P1 for 45 seconds make the race more fun? British F1 fans are hilarious.

So, apparently Seb Vettel and Zac Efron are the same age. Mind blown.

Given Midbon’s casual creation to his crash and Checo’s announcement of a press conference on Monday, it looks like the RBR lineup is staying put

Fuck that crash, so glad Grosjean is ok, that Haas ducking exploded

Scary stuff! He's lucky to be alive and unharmed.

45 minute race delay for now.

Haven't seen a crash that scary in years. A miracle that he got out of that relatively unscathed.

In DL adjacent news, you can bid on Vettel’s helmet which goes from white to black, is decorated with a multicultural crowd of figures with a gay rainbow flag

Romain Grosjean was in tears of shock and so was I TBH

Checo is literally praying

Broken rib, season over. What a way to end his F1 career. His poor wife was watching in the garage.

Deletraz and Fittipaldi are the Haas reserve drivers.

I'm actually surprised Dany's wheel didn't come right off on impact.

That put the halo debate to rest. It saved Romain’s life.

Probably Deletraz will replace him. Or Hulk.

He’s cute. R3 give it a rest.

The car was split in HALF

Kvyat just contacted Lance Stroll whose car flipped

Oh for fuck's sake! Stroll taken out. Kvyat involved again.

The mother of his baby is fucking Max Verstappen. Daniil is going through some shit.

Seb didn’t call him The Torpedo for nothing.

R75 WHAT??? Details!

Kelly Piquet is the mother of Penelope Kvyat. Rumours of her and Max have been all over F1 twitter since September

Why do they have to sleep with the same women? So incestuous. There are plenty of other hot girls in Monaco. Didn't Max's ex gf date Russell a couple of years ago? Must be awkward.

Poor Checo.

Lewis Hamilton has COVID.

Anyone know who the Mercedes reserve driver is?

Stoffel Vandoorne and Esteban Gutierrez but the latter doesn’t have super licence points.

If Vandoorne tests positive there’s always Hulk.

Krazy Russian Kid to Haas 2021 confirmed

Aussie F3 champ Oscar Piastri is heading to F2 with Prema, presumably replacing Mick Schumacher.

Russell could also drive the merc this weekend.

With a non-race ready driver at Haas and the outer circuit this weekend Russell has a slightly higher chance of getting points this weekend. Williams would be crazy to agree to it

Gosh it would be funny if Latifi scored points first.

R82 the shape of his forehead is weird, they modified the picture? It's not baldness, it's his head?

Russell in the Mercedes seat confirmed. Possibly in Abu Dhabi as well. And then his carriage will turn into a pumpkin again. I mean, a Williams. LOL

Aiken for Williams, can't stop laughing

Romain Grosjean met death in the car, and he named it Benoit.

That's the most French thing of all time.

When his hands heal, Merc are giving Romain a test drive to say goodbye to F1 which is nice. He’s returned to Switzerland to be with his sons.

Albon has as good as said he is staying in 2021. I think the Thais had a word in Marko’s ear.

Kvyat said his recent great laps were too late. Give that this weekend earned him enough super-licence points, Yuki Tsunoda will likely be joining Pierre Gasly in AlphaTauri doing lots of weird modelling.

Any predictions for Russell? If he wins, it will prove that it's all about the car and not so much about the driver.

Cry more, r91! Lewis Hamilton has nothing to fear if Toto was using George Russell as a negotiating tactic. Russell can't manage his tires and drove them into a puncture. Mercedes' chaos caused Hamilton two losses this year, it's only because he's so consistent people forget.

I thought Crofty and Brundle on Sky were going to commit ritual suicide during that yellow flag. I loved that shot of Otmar Szafnauer grinning at the camera during the yellow flags.

Lovely podium. A deserved win for Checo, first points for Ocon and redemption for Stroll.

"A colossal fuck-up" is right. I wonder how Stoffel and Lewis are feeling right now.

Toto Wolff is busy being depressed about lockdown and not seeing his butch Scottish wife 23/7 and should manage his team better. You don't see Red Bull fucking up in the garage like this.

Man, Checo looks like Tom Cruise.

Mazepin is forced by Haaz to apologize for posting a story on his IG where he harass a girl. half assed apologize, he is more sorry for posting it and having to face the consequences.

The reaction of Haaz how they are sorry he posted it on social media is weird, they shouldn't mention that, his bad behaviour is enough.

R96 He's a homophobic, spoilt asshole who's used to get what he wants. Didn't he beat up Ilott at the race a while ago?

Haas won't do anything, since they chose cash over talent. I wonder if FIA can penalize him?

Sky F1 made a rare good suggestion, that sanctions should exist within FIA accredited sports, so if you are karting and go to DTW or F4, or graduating from F2 to F1, any 12-month-points loss should carry over. That would encourage real accountability. As it is, Mazepin goes to F1 with a clean slate.

Let's go Checo! ¡Viva México!

Sorry Lando, Sebastian Vettel is winning the helmet game this year. For his last Ferrari race he's wearing a gorgeous helmet in tribute to the tifosi.

Grazie Ragazzi!

And in a classy move Charles LeClerc's says Danke Seb.

Kind of funny when everyone complains about predictable Mercedes dominance, the most boring race of the year was during a Red Bull win. What a fucking yawn.

Any HAM/BOT/VER podium is a yawnfest. Can't wait for McLaren to dominate next year. Danny Ric's wins would be fun.

Checo in, Albon out for 2021. Not entirely unexpected.

Thrilled for Checo! The UK F1 press was way too up Albooty's ass. With Perez, Verstappen, Gasly and Tsunoda the RBR stable is looking pretty good.

Let's see how well Checo does playing second fiddle to Verstappen. Because that was certainly the issue with the previous teammates.

Has Tsunoda been confirmed?

Wait, is Mazepin getting dumped by Haas? Albon must be working on his Powerpoint presentation as we speak.

In what universe would it make sense that Haas would want Albon?

Haas needs money to replace Mazepin's cash. Does Albon have his own Thai sponsors? Or are they all tied to RedBull?

Unless Ilott or Schwartzman get a rich sugardaddy, they are not getting that seat. Fittipaldi does not bring any money either, does he? Any of you bitches have 20 mil lying around to help these boys out?

So, what do you guys think of the new liveries?

Aston Martin trotted out Daniel Craig, who couldnn't distract from fug dated livery.

Also Sebastian Vettel needs to see Lewis Hamilton's hair transplant doctor.

Vettel aged about 10 years last season.

Formula 1: Drive To Survive season 3 arrives on Netflix on 3/19.

Kvyat joined Alpine as reserve driver. Thoughts?

R114 good for him, his manager is better than Hulkenberg's who didn't have that title officially last year.

New season of Drive To Survive dropped today. Lando Norris is still gay as a goose.

R116 Haha! I haven't watched yet. In what way is he gay? I remember him thirsting over some instahoes on instagram and then deleting everything.

R117 Maybe I'm wrong! Is he just extremely British? I thought he was gay by the way he walks (swishes) and his slightly fey mannerisms.

R118 My gaydar fails often, but to me he reads like a straight nerdy gamer. I get an immature and shy/virgin vibe, but not necessarily a gay one. Who knows.