Best Trump Nicknames: Orange Chicken Edition
President Trump wants us to believe he enjoys an active lifestyle out in the sun that goes hand-in-hand with being rich and famous.
But beauty is only peel-deep and Noel Casler tells us the secret behind Donald Trump's manly clown makeup is Bronx Colors Concealer #5.
What is the most colorful nickname to describe President Donald Trump' s orange glow? (Don't worry: Cheetolini already made the Finals).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 97 | January 31, 2021 8:58 PM
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Burnt Umber Crayola Cuntface
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 29, 2020 3:24 AM
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John Boehner’s Tanning Partner in Crime
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 29, 2020 3:41 AM
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I am partial to agent orange
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 29, 2020 7:20 AM
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His Cock Don't Work, Orange
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 29, 2020 7:03 PM
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My favorites Orange shitstain and Orange turd are missing on this list.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 29, 2020 7:35 PM
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People can still vote for them with W&Ws.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 29, 2020 11:47 PM
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Make America Great Pumpkin
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 31, 2020 4:58 AM
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Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 31, 2020 8:01 AM
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"Duly Elected" Orange Sunshine
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 31, 2020 8:01 AM
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Can you stop making these retarded, childish fucking threads, OP? Go volunteer at a polling place, do something substantive.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 2, 2020 11:23 AM
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[quote]Can you stop making these retarded, childish fucking threads, OP? Go volunteer at a polling place, do something substantive.
STFU, there's nothing wrong with fun threads. We've enduring this orange POS for way too long!
Shouldn't you be sucking some anonymous dick at a glory hole?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 2, 2020 2:01 PM
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Orange Chicken That Crossed The Road
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 2, 2020 3:53 PM
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Mangled apricot hellbeast
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 2, 2020 3:53 PM
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Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 2, 2020 7:57 PM
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Not the Orange Chicken Edition, but definitely:
The King of Pain
The Human Cesspool
The Walking Dead Beat
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 4, 2020 1:52 PM
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The Scots have some creative names for him:
Polyester Cockwomble
Incompressible JJzztrumpet
Weaselheaded Fucknugget
Leather faced Shit-tobogganist
And I seem to recall something like Apricot Shitgibbon, but that is British
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 4, 2020 2:11 PM
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This is what flop sweat looks like.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | November 4, 2020 2:17 PM
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Hoping this will happen to Donnie Shitstain over the next few days
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | November 4, 2020 2:52 PM
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Toaddick McDaughterfucker
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 4, 2020 3:43 PM
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Wicker Man of Flammable Remarks
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 4, 2020 3:44 PM
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He'd hate being called a woman, he despises women.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | November 4, 2020 4:57 PM
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Putins Best Purchase Ever
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 4, 2020 6:08 PM
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The Fanta Menace is fucking BRILLIANT!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 4, 2020 6:48 PM
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Fetid Orange Shriveled Balls
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 23, 2020 4:48 PM
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Not an orange edition, but I like the ring of Dildo Baggins.
I find Dump totally asexual. There is nothing remotely attractive about this man, even when he was younger, the first word which came to mind was "smarmy".
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 26, 2020 4:53 AM
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Another DLer used Orange Anus. That's my vote
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 26, 2020 5:01 AM
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Orange-Tinted Ferret Wrangler
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 26, 2020 5:56 AM
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Orange Jello Mold Filled With Turds And Rotten Vegetables
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 26, 2020 6:00 PM
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LOSER works for me, Mary Trump said that in her family nothing was worse than being considered a loser.
Second Place, worst president ever, he doesn't deserves a capital P because he is such a loser.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 26, 2020 6:41 PM
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Manly Cheese Puff Coloured Man
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 27, 2020 6:41 PM
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My personal favs are Donnie Two Scoops and Cadet Bone Spurs.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 27, 2020 6:56 PM
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Low-Rent Mafioso
Shit-Incrusted Diaper Boy
Loser Extraordinaire
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 31, 2020 10:01 AM
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Orange Mushroom Penis Baby Man
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 31, 2020 1:21 PM
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Donald Dump the Draft-Dodging Dictator
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 3, 2021 10:23 AM
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Sweet Potato Bodied Dick-Tator
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 3, 2021 12:00 PM
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Saw this week: [bold]Lame Duck à l'orange[/bold].
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 3, 2021 7:47 PM
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Hammered Out Orange Leather Purse With Some Kind Of Fungus On It
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 4, 2021 12:07 AM
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Curdled months old carton of Tropicana juice left near a dumpster
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 4, 2021 12:23 PM
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Left In The Sun For Hours
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 27, 2021 7:48 PM
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Demagoguing bag of candy corn
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 27, 2021 7:54 PM
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