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Best Trump Nicknames: Orange Chicken Edition

President Trump wants us to believe he enjoys an active lifestyle out in the sun that goes hand-in-hand with being rich and famous.

But beauty is only peel-deep and Noel Casler tells us the secret behind Donald Trump's manly clown makeup is Bronx Colors Concealer #5.

What is the most colorful nickname to describe President Donald Trump' s orange glow? (Don't worry: Cheetolini already made the Finals).

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by Anonymousreply 97January 31, 2021 8:58 PM

Lady Marmalade!

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2020 3:22 AM

Burnt Umber Crayola Cuntface

by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2020 3:24 AM

Mango Mussolini

Cheetolini

by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2020 3:31 AM

Orangutantrum

by Anonymousreply 4October 29, 2020 3:41 AM

John Boehner’s Tanning Partner in Crime

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2020 3:41 AM

Orangefinger

by Anonymousreply 6October 29, 2020 4:04 AM

Cuck L'Orange

by Anonymousreply 7October 29, 2020 4:05 AM

Mr. Tangerine Man

by Anonymousreply 8October 29, 2020 5:26 AM

I am partial to agent orange

by Anonymousreply 9October 29, 2020 7:20 AM

Wee orange rodent

by Anonymousreply 10October 29, 2020 3:30 PM

TanTrump

by Anonymousreply 11October 29, 2020 6:57 PM

Mushroom DickFace

by Anonymousreply 12October 29, 2020 7:01 PM

The Orange Menace

The Annoying Orange

by Anonymousreply 13October 29, 2020 7:03 PM

His Cock Don't Work, Orange

by Anonymousreply 14October 29, 2020 7:03 PM

My favorites Orange shitstain and Orange turd are missing on this list.

by Anonymousreply 15October 29, 2020 7:35 PM

People can still vote for them with W&Ws.

by Anonymousreply 16October 29, 2020 11:47 PM

Make America Great Pumpkin

by Anonymousreply 17October 31, 2020 4:58 AM

Commander-in-Cheesepuff

by Anonymousreply 18October 31, 2020 4:59 AM

Cheetolini

by Anonymousreply 19October 31, 2020 5:04 AM

Piss-Chugging Orange Bitch

by Anonymousreply 20October 31, 2020 8:01 AM

Oompa Loompa Oligarch

by Anonymousreply 21October 31, 2020 8:01 AM

"Duly Elected" Orange Sunshine

by Anonymousreply 22October 31, 2020 8:01 AM

Donald of Orange

Orangina

by Anonymousreply 23November 1, 2020 4:41 AM

Tan Dad

by Anonymousreply 24November 1, 2020 4:41 AM

Florida Orange Juice

by Anonymousreply 25November 1, 2020 4:58 AM

Mask of the Orange Death

by Anonymousreply 26November 1, 2020 9:52 PM

The Great Trumpkin

by Anonymousreply 27November 2, 2020 3:11 AM

Velveeta Voldemort

by Anonymousreply 28November 2, 2020 4:28 AM

Orangenado

by Anonymousreply 29November 2, 2020 11:02 AM

Can you stop making these retarded, childish fucking threads, OP? Go volunteer at a polling place, do something substantive.

by Anonymousreply 30November 2, 2020 11:23 AM

Orange Foolius.

by Anonymousreply 31November 2, 2020 11:24 AM

Commander-in-Cheat

by Anonymousreply 32November 2, 2020 2:00 PM

[quote]Can you stop making these retarded, childish fucking threads, OP? Go volunteer at a polling place, do something substantive.

STFU, there's nothing wrong with fun threads. We've enduring this orange POS for way too long!

Shouldn't you be sucking some anonymous dick at a glory hole?

by Anonymousreply 33November 2, 2020 2:01 PM

Orange Chicken That Crossed The Road

by Anonymousreply 34November 2, 2020 3:53 PM

Mangled apricot hellbeast

by Anonymousreply 35November 2, 2020 3:53 PM

Dick L’Orange

by Anonymousreply 36November 2, 2020 3:53 PM

President Gold Man Sucks

by Anonymousreply 37November 2, 2020 3:54 PM

Mewling Orange Tittybaby

by Anonymousreply 38November 2, 2020 3:54 PM

Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire

by Anonymousreply 39November 2, 2020 7:57 PM

Hey, Mr Tangerine Man

by Anonymousreply 40November 2, 2020 8:02 PM

Not the Orange Chicken Edition, but definitely:

The King of Pain

The Human Cesspool

The Walking Dead Beat

by Anonymousreply 41November 4, 2020 1:52 PM

The Human Shit Stain

Donny Douchebag

The Diarrhea Dick-Tator

by Anonymousreply 42November 4, 2020 1:53 PM

The Scots have some creative names for him:

Polyester Cockwomble

Incompressible JJzztrumpet

Weaselheaded Fucknugget

Leather faced Shit-tobogganist

And I seem to recall something like Apricot Shitgibbon, but that is British

by Anonymousreply 43November 4, 2020 2:11 PM

This is what flop sweat looks like.

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by Anonymousreply 44November 4, 2020 2:17 PM

Hoping this will happen to Donnie Shitstain over the next few days

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by Anonymousreply 45November 4, 2020 2:52 PM

Projector-in-Chief

by Anonymousreply 46November 4, 2020 3:43 PM

Toaddick McDaughterfucker

by Anonymousreply 47November 4, 2020 3:43 PM

Wicker Man of Flammable Remarks

by Anonymousreply 48November 4, 2020 3:44 PM

He'd hate being called a woman, he despises women.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 4, 2020 4:57 PM

Fat Orange Bitch

by Anonymousreply 50November 4, 2020 6:06 PM

MESSiah

by Anonymousreply 51November 4, 2020 6:07 PM

Daffy Drumpf

by Anonymousreply 52November 4, 2020 6:07 PM

Putins Best Purchase Ever

by Anonymousreply 53November 4, 2020 6:08 PM

Orangu-Tang

by Anonymousreply 54November 4, 2020 6:08 PM

Orange-U-a-Loser?

by Anonymousreply 55November 4, 2020 6:38 PM

Traitor Tot

by Anonymousreply 56November 4, 2020 6:39 PM

The Fanta Menace

by Anonymousreply 57November 4, 2020 6:39 PM

The Fanta Menace is fucking BRILLIANT!

by Anonymousreply 58November 4, 2020 6:48 PM

I always use PO(tu)S.

by Anonymousreply 59November 4, 2020 6:50 PM

Orange Supremacist

by Anonymousreply 60December 20, 2020 5:53 PM

The Orange Menace

The Rusty Retard

The Tangerine Tyrant

The Tangerine Kween

by Anonymousreply 61December 22, 2020 2:17 AM

Mango Mussolini

The Lemon Lecher

The Cheeto Benito

Agent Orange

Goldenrod Geriatric

Orange Dipshit

by Anonymousreply 62December 22, 2020 2:18 AM

The Talking Yam

Jaundiced Julius

by Anonymousreply 63December 22, 2020 2:19 AM

One term LOSER

by Anonymousreply 64December 22, 2020 2:20 AM

Dump

by Anonymousreply 65December 22, 2020 2:20 AM

Fetid Orange Shriveled Balls

by Anonymousreply 66December 23, 2020 4:48 PM

Not an orange edition, but I like the ring of Dildo Baggins.

I find Dump totally asexual. There is nothing remotely attractive about this man, even when he was younger, the first word which came to mind was "smarmy".

by Anonymousreply 67December 26, 2020 4:53 AM

Another DLer used Orange Anus. That's my vote

by Anonymousreply 68December 26, 2020 5:01 AM

Tangerine Tornado

by Anonymousreply 69December 26, 2020 5:56 AM

Orange-Tinted Ferret Wrangler

by Anonymousreply 70December 26, 2020 5:56 AM

Man-Tan Mousedick

by Anonymousreply 71December 26, 2020 5:57 AM

Jesus of Joplin

by Anonymousreply 72December 26, 2020 6:41 AM

ORANGE YOU GLAD I LOST??

by Anonymousreply 73December 26, 2020 7:04 AM

Orange Jello Mold Filled With Turds And Rotten Vegetables

by Anonymousreply 74December 26, 2020 6:00 PM

Buttcheeks McCheeto

by Anonymousreply 75December 26, 2020 6:00 PM

LOSER works for me, Mary Trump said that in her family nothing was worse than being considered a loser.

Second Place, worst president ever, he doesn't deserves a capital P because he is such a loser.

by Anonymousreply 76December 26, 2020 6:41 PM

Toxic Tangerine

Fetid Fungus

Rancid Dorito

by Anonymousreply 77December 27, 2020 9:22 AM

Manly Cheese Puff Coloured Man

by Anonymousreply 78December 27, 2020 6:41 PM

My personal favs are Donnie Two Scoops and Cadet Bone Spurs.

by Anonymousreply 79December 27, 2020 6:56 PM

Low-Rent Mafioso

Shit-Incrusted Diaper Boy

Loser Extraordinaire

by Anonymousreply 80December 31, 2020 10:01 AM

Orange Mushroom Penis Baby Man

by Anonymousreply 81December 31, 2020 1:21 PM

Mar-a-Lago Embargo Queen

by Anonymousreply 82January 3, 2021 10:19 AM

Donald Dump the Draft-Dodging Dictator

by Anonymousreply 83January 3, 2021 10:23 AM

Sweet Potato Bodied Dick-Tator

by Anonymousreply 84January 3, 2021 12:00 PM

Orange shitgibbon

by Anonymousreply 85January 3, 2021 12:21 PM

Fried Baloney

by Anonymousreply 86January 3, 2021 7:45 PM

Saw this week: [bold]Lame Duck à l'orange[/bold].

by Anonymousreply 87January 3, 2021 7:47 PM

Hammered Out Orange Leather Purse With Some Kind Of Fungus On It

by Anonymousreply 88January 4, 2021 12:07 AM

Sunkist Sack of Shit

by Anonymousreply 89January 4, 2021 12:07 AM

Curdled months old carton of Tropicana juice left near a dumpster

by Anonymousreply 90January 4, 2021 12:23 PM

Alf Capone

by Anonymousreply 91January 27, 2021 7:47 PM

Left In The Sun For Hours

by Anonymousreply 92January 27, 2021 7:48 PM

The Fanta Fascist

by Anonymousreply 93January 27, 2021 7:48 PM

Butt Pirate.

by Anonymousreply 94January 27, 2021 7:49 PM

Demagoguing bag of candy corn

by Anonymousreply 95January 27, 2021 7:54 PM

President Gold Man Sucks

by Anonymousreply 96January 27, 2021 7:56 PM

The Velveeta Voldemort

by Anonymousreply 97January 31, 2021 8:58 PM
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