Annoying Faces

Princess Beatrice, because she looks as if no serious thought has ever crossed her mind. "A face unmarked by ambition or worry," as Eugene O'Neill wrote.

OP: Mulligan doesn't look so bad when she's properly styled (but then that may be true for most people).

Anyway, she's starting to show her age in the picture linked below, and she's only 35. Probably starving herself like so many other actresses. The youthful, plump-cheeked cherubic look is gone.

Jim Carrey, always and forever.

Lance Bass also has an annoying face.

Scarlett Johansen looks ill tempered

Jared Kushner's face looks so punchable. Ditto Stephen Miller and that new handmaiden on the Supreme Court, that Amy whatever.

Perpetually smelling cookies. And cock.

^^^ Don't forget ScarJo's honey, Colin Jost.

Turtle McConnell looks very punchable too and he looks like somebody couldn't resist.

I'm not going to say anything groundbreaking here, but Mitch McConnell strongly invites a kick in the visage.

Lol, R9, we posted at the same time

I think Mulligan looks great in the more recent picture at R2. I’m gay and so my opinion doesn’t really count for anything, but I think a lot of objectively cute/pretty young women with full faces look their best in their late 30s/early 40s. Mulligan has that look in the photo above. Michelle Pfeiffer and Tori Amos both looked their best to me around age 40. The fine lines that bracketed their mouths added some interest.

Anyway, about punchability, Kushner takes the cake for me. Don Jr. and Tiffany are in line right behind him.

McConnell already looks like a bruised cadaver someone has been punching post mortem.

HELLO

Zeb Atlas looks... unevolved. Almost like the past 7 million years never happened.

I'm hard to beat.....

Sydney Sweeney, she was Eden in The Handmade's Tales, so annoying. She is on Euphoria now

Australia's no. 1 female homophobe

Any and every picture of Donald Trump looks repugnant, he’s incapable of looking like a normal human being.

R19 Zeb Atlas, Billy Santoro and Kyle King all look like variations of a single very concentrated gene pool.

Jennifer Lawrence looks like she has no bones in her face.

The original...

...and the made-for-TV version.

Ryan Murphy himself, plus sooo many of his stock players.

Her face screams "emotional labile" and "I'm going to cry my eyes out the whole night because we didn't go to that restaurant I wanted to!"

Sorry, Billie.

Tiny hands down, this guy wins!

That Emily Rat-Whatever with the grossly pumped up hemorrhoid lips and selfie addiction. I don’t know why but I’ve always wanted to give her a smack or a punch .

Cant stand his face!

“It’s the strangest thing. They tell me that humans, when in danger, release a fluid that streams from here. It isn’t noxious. There is no protective mechanism to this peculiar function except that in some humans, seeing this facial drainers triggers a phenomenon called empathy. It seems, according to what I have been told, that some humans tamp down their ambitions at the sight of this leakage, choosing not to inflict harm, to subjugate or to kill, because of said empathy. As alien as this function is, we can use it to our advantage...”

This murdering cunt

Let's try that again

This murdering cunt

This smug cunt

This is a 'model/actress'

SeaWorld Kirk

This zombie drowned rat

That religious school kid who went to Washington DC and wrangled with the protester. He had the equivalent of resting bitch face, but resting annoyance face, RAF I guess. But it also made him very hot in that arrogant frat jock boy way, you just really want to fuck that smirk right off his face as long, hard and repeatedly until you do.

[quote]resting annoyance face, RAF I guess.

AAF

Thank you, R36.

Cannot believe it took 36 posts, before you posted the most annoying face in the world.

A close second:

Yuk.

R49 Who is she, did Sandra get a bob and gone Lucy red?

Pharma-cunt Martin Shkreli

Remember him?

R51/52 wins. There is no more loathsome face than this.

This face is what you see when you look down in the porta-potty...on the last day of a huge outdoor music festival.

Insufferably smug douchebag. No great talent or beauty to justify his attitude.

Fat Fucker Carlson

Also

I can't stand the pathetic resting bitch face on Rooney Mara:

R58 Her sister’s face irks me. I think it may be because her character on American Horror Story was do unbearably annoying.

[quote] Jared Kushner's face looks so punchable.

He barely looks human

For you, OP.

Although I like her comedy, I can't stand to look at Amy Schumer: She looks like she has a fat, babydoll face stuck on a grown woman's body.

Rachel Dratch. Can't stand her 'normal' face, and when she mugs, I want to stab her.

Adam Driver. I just want to punch him in the face.

Mouseboy. I hate his face and name.

Meghan McCain

Joe Pesci. His mouth looks like a dissatisfied asshole.

Clint Howard

Maggie Gyllenhaal. Bad nose job destroyed her already annoying face.

69 posts and no mention of me?

You're slipping!

Hogan Gidley

Elon Musk that face is so... off or something, bloated and misshapen.

73 replies and ???

This thing

Wonk-eyed Andy fucking Cohen

Yeah, Andrew Cohen and Shkreli own this thread. Simply unsurpassable yuck factor.

Andy is very handsome IMO.🤷‍♂️

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R78, nice sarcasm, brah! 😂

R78 . . .

Ryan Reynolds.

Tom Ford.

R83 is what Botox does to you, for the curious person from another thread.

Huckabeast

All three. And I love how the article gushes about how “rare” this photo, as if Paltrow isn’t posting TMI on her Instagram on a daily basis.

Drooping lower lip.

Fetus faces Alexis Bliedel and Miranda Kerr. Also Ed O ' Neil. His hideous meathead face makes me want to vomit. He looks like a right wing asshole. Waxy Seth McFarlane, he barely looks human anymore.

Ugly inside and out.

[quote] Mulligan

Yes, OP, she has face like a plum pudding. Her getting so many plum roles is as incomprehensible as a Ghanian playing Queen Anne of England.

Jerry Seinfeld.

[quote] Drooping lower lip.

Yes, R87, Nico Lerikos has something similar— but I'm willing to overlook it.

R92 that guy is hot. On KK it looks fake and just adds to her overall air of stupidity.

Mrs. Gordon Sumner

R94 are you sure that’s not a photo of DL fave Joel Grey in a wig?

This plain faced, over-hyped, nepotism product, nasty-tempered little bitch.

Agree about Carey Mulligan OP. I immediately move on to the next thing to watch if she is in it.

R96 is that Ivanka?

[quote] Carey Mulligan What annoyed me about Miss Pudding-Face was that she was given big roles in three big films before any of them were shown to the public.

Do I win?

He's already been named but I feel that after 100 posts, it bears repeating.

'Allo!

The Property Brother enrage me. I wanna kick (their faces) em both ten trillion times. Ugly faces. Hot bodies.

*Brothers

R98 No. It's Julia Roberts' niece, Emma Roberts. She was arrested for beating up her boyfriend and thinks she is the shit.

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Busy Philipps. She isn't ugly, but something about her horse chompers, and the way her chin moves bothers me. Her personality isn't a plus either.

There are so many truly beautiful women, I am at a loss for how many modelling contracts she has won.

I am concerned that you have forgotten about me.

who hit mulligan wid a fryin pan???

R107 you forgot to mention her annoying name.

Annoying and terrifying.

I have a pixie cut and a hot husband but I always look annoyed.

Paltrow would be mopping floors in the subway if she twernt born to big shit folks...

NYC professional grifter Kate Gladstone.

R110 Cheers, there's that as well! She was stupid enough to name her daughter Bird. Why couldn't that have been a nickname? Big chin, big teeth, and very small brain.

Who hit maggie gyllenhal with TWO FRYIN PANS???

She was a scary psycho in Freaks and Geeks. R110.

R117 Agreed. I hear she doesn't handle her liquor well to boot IRL. Her husband must be a saint.

I think he's quite good-looking, Wilbur at R91.

Lemon-sourfaced Renee Z. OWNS this thread.

FRANKIE GRANDE !!!!

Carey Mulligan’s biggest competition

I never understood the "beauty" of Gwyneth Paltrow. The Oscars with the pink dress and the obligatory crying jag just put her over the top.

How dare you don't mention me!

HOW DARE YOU!

R123 She looks like she just peed a little and knows it’s going to show up hot pink on her dress.

omg yes, michelle williams and those sad old tragic lady movies she makes. STOP STOP

R122 and R126 Never asking for a vicious slap more than in this video. (I've posted this before, forgive me. But it's warranted by this thread.) Insufferable, full-of-herself twat. No wonder Heath turned to drugs.

If I didn't know better I would think she is autistic in this video. ^^ She is a fucking asshole.

Michelle Williams was good in some things. I liked her as the poor put-upon twat in the execrable Ryan Gosling turd Blue Valentine. Truly one of the worst movies ever made. Like a doctor would go for such a lowlife scumbag. She does not have the look, the face, the body, the glamour of Marilyn. One of the worst miscastings ever. I'd never see such a horrible movie.

AlwaysOnCamera

So annoying!

R129 Totally agree.

This guy.

I know it's irrational to have such an "annoyed"feeling from a stranger's face, but perhaps it's something to do with it reminding one of another's face, either way, Chlöe Grace Moretz has such a face for me.

Granted, she's much improved with her rhinoplasty, so the pig nose effect has been reduced, but there's still a "lemonhead" shape a la Tiffany Trump which remains.

There's someone here who REALLY likes her, and I don't wish to provoke him, as I mentioned it's ridiculous that I find her face so annoying. If you read this post, please refrain from trolling me, as you have in the past. Yes, I know many argue she is beautiful, and an ally of LGBT people. All that aside, her punim still irks me... 1,000 apologies.

Imma post this twofer right here fo y'all

Sea Hag Smellyanne Conjob

135 replies and you fags still haven’t gotten to ME yet?

R136 She reminds me of Mrgaret McPoyle from [italic] It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia [/italic]. She has a man's face. I secretly suspect the straight men online who find her attractive to be latently gay.

How does michelle williams get work? her sad sack movies flop right and left. weird..

Omg Drake and his big splashy dynasty esque layout in Architecture Digest , millions spent on horrid taste, unreal...SO TACKY she collects birkin bags ....investment...sure.

Add Kate Hudson to the mixx......but her bro Oliver is divine. !!

Andrew Lloyd Weber

Just....ugh

Oh god, yes, r142. However, I would argue that that face belongs in the 'most punchable' thread.

Agree R143 To think that represents “beautiful” and “sexy” to straight men blows my mind.

Tom Holland destroyed my favorite Marvel character Spider-Man by turning him into Iron Man's sidekick and always wants to show up.

Can’t put my finger on why, but...

Geoff Johns asshole betrayed and sabotaged Zack Snyder, thinks he owns the DC characters, criticizes Snyder for making dark hero films when he has done several dark and violent comics, steals and appropriates Alan Moore’s stories, he doesn't know how to write Batman, if he thinks he's a genius but he's a mediocre writer, he's an asshole who is racist and who treats people in hiding, a sociopath, DC and WB should get rid of him.

Geoff Johns asshole betrayed and sabotaged Zack Snyder, thinks he owns the DC characters, criticizes Snyder for making dark hero films when he has done several dark and violent comics, steals and appropriates Alan Moore’s stories, he doesn't know how to write Batman, if he thinks he's a genius but he's a mediocre writer, he's an asshole who is racist and who treats people in hiding, a sociopath, DC and WB should get rid of him.

One time People’s Most Beautiful Person and current dee-plorable, Costas Mandylor. It’s the Kim K lip effect.

Kevin Feige destroyed the cinema with films of retarded heroes and stupid jokes, steals ideas from DC films and comics, sabotages DC, pays critics and journalists, created a legion of retarded Marvel fanatics who consume everything without question and live to attack the DC.

UK sex symbol Kerry Katona. I hate her nose. She used to be all over the Daily Mail back in the day.

Church mouse, Frau Garner. I can't stand her beady black eyes.

R23 if you're wondering why Sydney Sweeney gets roles...

Ugh. Loathe this seedy douche.

The kid from Jurassic Park

The other kid from Jurassic Park

They were irritating.

Sam Smith

Could never watch him or Leno. Both have annoying faces.

The Olsen Twins

Are the The Olsen Twins related to Ann-Margret Olsen?

R160 to think they are surrounded by people telling them how gorgeous they are...deluded trolls.

They look like rag dolls with their ghastly limp dangling tendrils. I have the urge to attack them with scissors!

Frugliest princess ever.

Jowly

"Zendaya" (it annoys the hell out of me that this bitch goes by a single name) looks like a frog. Wide and flat features.

R166 Just don't say "patchouli" around her or you'll get fired.

LENS!

What a smug face and she has one of the oddest most deformed looking bodies in showbiz! She's the epitome of pear shaped.

Miranda July. She’s always making this “please don’t punch me” face and like Zooey Deschannel, bugs out her eyes.

I’m soooo quirky! And my eyes are soooo big!

Quirky!

A while back, a DLer described Carey Mulligan as always looking like she just smelled a nasty fart and is trying not to show it. I lol'd.

Would it kill her and the Olsen twins to just give a real smile?

R170/R171 I have no idea who that is, but her hair alone makes me want to punch her in the face.