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Annoying Faces

Which public figures do you think have particularly irritating faces to look at?

For me it's carey Mulligan. I have no idea why. There's something infantile about her.

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by Anonymousreply 17411/21/2020

Princess Beatrice, because she looks as if no serious thought has ever crossed her mind. "A face unmarked by ambition or worry," as Eugene O'Neill wrote.

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by Anonymousreply 110/28/2020

OP: Mulligan doesn't look so bad when she's properly styled (but then that may be true for most people).

Anyway, she's starting to show her age in the picture linked below, and she's only 35. Probably starving herself like so many other actresses. The youthful, plump-cheeked cherubic look is gone.

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by Anonymousreply 210/28/2020

Jim Carrey, always and forever.

by Anonymousreply 310/28/2020

Lance Bass also has an annoying face.

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by Anonymousreply 410/28/2020

Scarlett Johansen looks ill tempered

by Anonymousreply 510/28/2020

Jared Kushner's face looks so punchable. Ditto Stephen Miller and that new handmaiden on the Supreme Court, that Amy whatever.

by Anonymousreply 610/28/2020

Perpetually smelling cookies. And cock.

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by Anonymousreply 710/28/2020

^^^ Don't forget ScarJo's honey, Colin Jost.

by Anonymousreply 810/28/2020

Turtle McConnell looks very punchable too and he looks like somebody couldn't resist.

by Anonymousreply 910/28/2020

I'm not going to say anything groundbreaking here, but Mitch McConnell strongly invites a kick in the visage.

by Anonymousreply 1010/28/2020

Lol, R9, we posted at the same time

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by Anonymousreply 1310/28/2020

I think Mulligan looks great in the more recent picture at R2. I’m gay and so my opinion doesn’t really count for anything, but I think a lot of objectively cute/pretty young women with full faces look their best in their late 30s/early 40s. Mulligan has that look in the photo above. Michelle Pfeiffer and Tori Amos both looked their best to me around age 40. The fine lines that bracketed their mouths added some interest.

Anyway, about punchability, Kushner takes the cake for me. Don Jr. and Tiffany are in line right behind him.

McConnell already looks like a bruised cadaver someone has been punching post mortem.

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by Anonymousreply 1810/28/2020

Zeb Atlas looks... unevolved. Almost like the past 7 million years never happened.

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by Anonymousreply 2110/28/2020

I'm hard to beat.....

by Anonymousreply 2210/28/2020

Sydney Sweeney, she was Eden in The Handmade's Tales, so annoying. She is on Euphoria now

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by Anonymousreply 2310/28/2020

Australia's no. 1 female homophobe

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by Anonymousreply 2410/28/2020

Any and every picture of Donald Trump looks repugnant, he’s incapable of looking like a normal human being.

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by Anonymousreply 2710/28/2020

R19 Zeb Atlas, Billy Santoro and Kyle King all look like variations of a single very concentrated gene pool.

by Anonymousreply 2810/28/2020

Jennifer Lawrence looks like she has no bones in her face.

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by Anonymousreply 2910/28/2020

The original...

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by Anonymousreply 3010/28/2020

...and the made-for-TV version.

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by Anonymousreply 3110/28/2020

Ryan Murphy himself, plus sooo many of his stock players.

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by Anonymousreply 3210/28/2020

Her face screams "emotional labile" and "I'm going to cry my eyes out the whole night because we didn't go to that restaurant I wanted to!"

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by Anonymousreply 3310/28/2020

Sorry, Billie.

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by Anonymousreply 3510/28/2020

Tiny hands down, this guy wins!

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by Anonymousreply 3610/28/2020

That Emily Rat-Whatever with the grossly pumped up hemorrhoid lips and selfie addiction. I don’t know why but I’ve always wanted to give her a smack or a punch .

by Anonymousreply 3710/28/2020

Cant stand his face!

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by Anonymousreply 3810/28/2020

“It’s the strangest thing. They tell me that humans, when in danger, release a fluid that streams from here. It isn’t noxious. There is no protective mechanism to this peculiar function except that in some humans, seeing this facial drainers triggers a phenomenon called empathy. It seems, according to what I have been told, that some humans tamp down their ambitions at the sight of this leakage, choosing not to inflict harm, to subjugate or to kill, because of said empathy. As alien as this function is, we can use it to our advantage...”

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by Anonymousreply 3910/28/2020

This murdering cunt

by Anonymousreply 4010/28/2020

Let's try that again

This murdering cunt

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by Anonymousreply 4110/28/2020

This smug cunt

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by Anonymousreply 4210/28/2020

This is a 'model/actress'

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by Anonymousreply 4310/28/2020

SeaWorld Kirk

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by Anonymousreply 4410/28/2020

This zombie drowned rat

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by Anonymousreply 4510/28/2020

That religious school kid who went to Washington DC and wrangled with the protester. He had the equivalent of resting bitch face, but resting annoyance face, RAF I guess. But it also made him very hot in that arrogant frat jock boy way, you just really want to fuck that smirk right off his face as long, hard and repeatedly until you do.

by Anonymousreply 4610/28/2020

[quote]resting annoyance face, RAF I guess.


by Anonymousreply 4710/28/2020

Thank you, R36.

Cannot believe it took 36 posts, before you posted the most annoying face in the world.

A close second:

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by Anonymousreply 4910/28/2020

R49 Who is she, did Sandra get a bob and gone Lucy red?

by Anonymousreply 5010/28/2020

Pharma-cunt Martin Shkreli

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Remember him?

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by Anonymousreply 5210/28/2020

R51/52 wins. There is no more loathsome face than this.

by Anonymousreply 5310/28/2020

This face is what you see when you look down in the porta-potty...on the last day of a huge outdoor music festival.

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by Anonymousreply 5410/28/2020

Insufferably smug douchebag. No great talent or beauty to justify his attitude.

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by Anonymousreply 5510/28/2020

Fat Fucker Carlson

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by Anonymousreply 5710/28/2020

I can't stand the pathetic resting bitch face on Rooney Mara:

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by Anonymousreply 5810/28/2020

R58 Her sister’s face irks me. I think it may be because her character on American Horror Story was do unbearably annoying.

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by Anonymousreply 5910/28/2020

[quote] Jared Kushner's face looks so punchable.

He barely looks human

by Anonymousreply 6010/28/2020

For you, OP.

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Although I like her comedy, I can't stand to look at Amy Schumer: She looks like she has a fat, babydoll face stuck on a grown woman's body.

by Anonymousreply 6210/28/2020

Rachel Dratch. Can't stand her 'normal' face, and when she mugs, I want to stab her.

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Adam Driver. I just want to punch him in the face.

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Mouseboy. I hate his face and name.

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Meghan McCain

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Joe Pesci. His mouth looks like a dissatisfied asshole.

by Anonymousreply 6710/28/2020

Clint Howard

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by Anonymousreply 6810/28/2020

Maggie Gyllenhaal. Bad nose job destroyed her already annoying face.

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by Anonymousreply 6910/28/2020

69 posts and no mention of me?

You're slipping!

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by Anonymousreply 7010/28/2020

Hogan Gidley

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Elon Musk that face is so... off or something, bloated and misshapen.

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by Anonymousreply 7210/28/2020

73 replies and ???

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by Anonymousreply 7410/28/2020

This thing

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by Anonymousreply 7510/29/2020

Wonk-eyed Andy fucking Cohen

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by Anonymousreply 7610/29/2020

Yeah, Andrew Cohen and Shkreli own this thread. Simply unsurpassable yuck factor.

by Anonymousreply 7710/29/2020

Andy is very handsome IMO.🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 7810/29/2020

R78 He looked good until midway through the second trimester.

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by Anonymousreply 7910/29/2020

R78, nice sarcasm, brah! 😂

by Anonymousreply 8010/29/2020

R78 . . .

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by Anonymousreply 8110/29/2020

Ryan Reynolds.

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Tom Ford.

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by Anonymousreply 8310/29/2020

R83 is what Botox does to you, for the curious person from another thread.

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by Anonymousreply 8511/03/2020

All three. And I love how the article gushes about how “rare” this photo, as if Paltrow isn’t posting TMI on her Instagram on a daily basis.

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by Anonymousreply 8611/03/2020

Drooping lower lip.

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by Anonymousreply 8711/03/2020

Fetus faces Alexis Bliedel and Miranda Kerr. Also Ed O ' Neil. His hideous meathead face makes me want to vomit. He looks like a right wing asshole. Waxy Seth McFarlane, he barely looks human anymore.

by Anonymousreply 8811/03/2020

Ugly inside and out.

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by Anonymousreply 8911/03/2020

[quote] Mulligan

Yes, OP, she has face like a plum pudding. Her getting so many plum roles is as incomprehensible as a Ghanian playing Queen Anne of England.

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Jerry Seinfeld.

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[quote] Drooping lower lip.

Yes, R87, Nico Lerikos has something similar— but I'm willing to overlook it.

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by Anonymousreply 9211/03/2020

R92 that guy is hot. On KK it looks fake and just adds to her overall air of stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 9311/03/2020

Mrs. Gordon Sumner

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by Anonymousreply 9411/03/2020

R94 are you sure that’s not a photo of DL fave Joel Grey in a wig?

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by Anonymousreply 9511/03/2020

This plain faced, over-hyped, nepotism product, nasty-tempered little bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 9611/03/2020

Agree about Carey Mulligan OP. I immediately move on to the next thing to watch if she is in it.

by Anonymousreply 9711/03/2020

R96 is that Ivanka?

by Anonymousreply 9811/03/2020

[quote] Carey Mulligan What annoyed me about Miss Pudding-Face was that she was given big roles in three big films before any of them were shown to the public.

by Anonymousreply 9911/03/2020

Do I win?

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by Anonymousreply 10011/03/2020

He's already been named but I feel that after 100 posts, it bears repeating.

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The Property Brother enrage me. I wanna kick (their faces) em both ten trillion times. Ugly faces. Hot bodies.

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by Anonymousreply 10411/03/2020

R98 No. It's Julia Roberts' niece, Emma Roberts. She was arrested for beating up her boyfriend and thinks she is the shit.

by Anonymousreply 10511/03/2020

The lips of Jeff Lewis make his whole face annoying. Hard to take him seriously with those lips.

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by Anonymousreply 10611/03/2020

Busy Philipps. She isn't ugly, but something about her horse chompers, and the way her chin moves bothers me. Her personality isn't a plus either.

There are so many truly beautiful women, I am at a loss for how many modelling contracts she has won.

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by Anonymousreply 10711/03/2020

I am concerned that you have forgotten about me.

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by Anonymousreply 10811/03/2020

who hit mulligan wid a fryin pan???

by Anonymousreply 10911/03/2020

R107 you forgot to mention her annoying name.

by Anonymousreply 11011/03/2020

Annoying and terrifying.

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by Anonymousreply 11111/03/2020

I have a pixie cut and a hot husband but I always look annoyed.

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by Anonymousreply 11211/03/2020

Paltrow would be mopping floors in the subway if she twernt born to big shit folks...

by Anonymousreply 11311/03/2020

NYC professional grifter Kate Gladstone.

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by Anonymousreply 11411/03/2020

R110 Cheers, there's that as well! She was stupid enough to name her daughter Bird. Why couldn't that have been a nickname? Big chin, big teeth, and very small brain.

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Who hit maggie gyllenhal with TWO FRYIN PANS???

by Anonymousreply 11611/03/2020

She was a scary psycho in Freaks and Geeks. R110.

by Anonymousreply 11711/03/2020

R117 Agreed. I hear she doesn't handle her liquor well to boot IRL. Her husband must be a saint.

by Anonymousreply 11811/03/2020

I think he's quite good-looking, Wilbur at R91.

by Anonymousreply 11911/03/2020

Lemon-sourfaced Renee Z. OWNS this thread.

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Carey Mulligan’s biggest competition

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I never understood the "beauty" of Gwyneth Paltrow. The Oscars with the pink dress and the obligatory crying jag just put her over the top.

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by Anonymousreply 12311/03/2020

How dare you don't mention me!


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by Anonymousreply 12411/03/2020

R123 She looks like she just peed a little and knows it’s going to show up hot pink on her dress.

by Anonymousreply 12511/03/2020

omg yes, michelle williams and those sad old tragic lady movies she makes. STOP STOP

by Anonymousreply 12611/03/2020

R122 and R126 Never asking for a vicious slap more than in this video. (I've posted this before, forgive me. But it's warranted by this thread.) Insufferable, full-of-herself twat. No wonder Heath turned to drugs.

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by Anonymousreply 12711/04/2020

If I didn't know better I would think she is autistic in this video. ^^ She is a fucking asshole.

by Anonymousreply 12811/04/2020

Michelle Williams was good in some things. I liked her as the poor put-upon twat in the execrable Ryan Gosling turd Blue Valentine. Truly one of the worst movies ever made. Like a doctor would go for such a lowlife scumbag. She does not have the look, the face, the body, the glamour of Marilyn. One of the worst miscastings ever. I'd never see such a horrible movie.

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So annoying!

by Anonymousreply 13011/05/2020

R129 Totally agree.

by Anonymousreply 13111/05/2020

This guy.

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by Anonymousreply 13211/05/2020

I know it's irrational to have such an "annoyed"feeling from a stranger's face, but perhaps it's something to do with it reminding one of another's face, either way, Chlöe Grace Moretz has such a face for me.

Granted, she's much improved with her rhinoplasty, so the pig nose effect has been reduced, but there's still a "lemonhead" shape a la Tiffany Trump which remains.

There's someone here who REALLY likes her, and I don't wish to provoke him, as I mentioned it's ridiculous that I find her face so annoying. If you read this post, please refrain from trolling me, as you have in the past. Yes, I know many argue she is beautiful, and an ally of LGBT people. All that aside, her punim still irks me... 1,000 apologies.

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by Anonymousreply 13311/05/2020

Imma post this twofer right here fo y'all

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Sea Hag Smellyanne Conjob

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by Anonymousreply 13511/05/2020

135 replies and you fags still haven’t gotten to ME yet?

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by Anonymousreply 13611/06/2020

R136 She reminds me of Mrgaret McPoyle from [italic] It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia [/italic]. She has a man's face. I secretly suspect the straight men online who find her attractive to be latently gay.

by Anonymousreply 13711/06/2020

How does michelle williams get work? her sad sack movies flop right and left. weird..

by Anonymousreply 13811/07/2020

Omg Drake and his big splashy dynasty esque layout in Architecture Digest , millions spent on horrid taste, unreal...SO TACKY she collects birkin bags ....investment...sure.

by Anonymousreply 13911/07/2020

Add Kate Hudson to the mixx......but her bro Oliver is divine. !!

by Anonymousreply 14011/07/2020

Andrew Lloyd Weber

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Oh god, yes, r142. However, I would argue that that face belongs in the 'most punchable' thread.

by Anonymousreply 14311/07/2020

Agree R143 To think that represents “beautiful” and “sexy” to straight men blows my mind.

by Anonymousreply 14411/07/2020

Tom Holland destroyed my favorite Marvel character Spider-Man by turning him into Iron Man's sidekick and always wants to show up.

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by Anonymousreply 14511/07/2020

Can’t put my finger on why, but...

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Geoff Johns asshole betrayed and sabotaged Zack Snyder, thinks he owns the DC characters, criticizes Snyder for making dark hero films when he has done several dark and violent comics, steals and appropriates Alan Moore’s stories, he doesn't know how to write Batman, if he thinks he's a genius but he's a mediocre writer, he's an asshole who is racist and who treats people in hiding, a sociopath, DC and WB should get rid of him.

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Geoff Johns asshole betrayed and sabotaged Zack Snyder, thinks he owns the DC characters, criticizes Snyder for making dark hero films when he has done several dark and violent comics, steals and appropriates Alan Moore’s stories, he doesn't know how to write Batman, if he thinks he's a genius but he's a mediocre writer, he's an asshole who is racist and who treats people in hiding, a sociopath, DC and WB should get rid of him.

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by Anonymousreply 14811/07/2020

One time People’s Most Beautiful Person and current dee-plorable, Costas Mandylor. It’s the Kim K lip effect.

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Kevin Feige destroyed the cinema with films of retarded heroes and stupid jokes, steals ideas from DC films and comics, sabotages DC, pays critics and journalists, created a legion of retarded Marvel fanatics who consume everything without question and live to attack the DC.

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by Anonymousreply 15011/07/2020

UK sex symbol Kerry Katona. I hate her nose. She used to be all over the Daily Mail back in the day.

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Church mouse, Frau Garner. I can't stand her beady black eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 15211/07/2020

R23 if you're wondering why Sydney Sweeney gets roles...

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by Anonymousreply 15311/08/2020

Ugh. Loathe this seedy douche.

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The kid from Jurassic Park

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The other kid from Jurassic Park

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by Anonymousreply 15611/09/2020

They were irritating.

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Sam Smith

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by Anonymousreply 15811/09/2020

Could never watch him or Leno. Both have annoying faces.

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The Olsen Twins

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Are the The Olsen Twins related to Ann-Margret Olsen?

by Anonymousreply 16111/09/2020

R160 to think they are surrounded by people telling them how gorgeous they are...deluded trolls.

by Anonymousreply 16211/09/2020

They look like rag dolls with their ghastly limp dangling tendrils. I have the urge to attack them with scissors!

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Frugliest princess ever.

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"Zendaya" (it annoys the hell out of me that this bitch goes by a single name) looks like a frog. Wide and flat features.

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by Anonymousreply 16611/09/2020

R166 Just don't say "patchouli" around her or you'll get fired.

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What a smug face and she has one of the oddest most deformed looking bodies in showbiz! She's the epitome of pear shaped.

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by Anonymousreply 16911/10/2020

Miranda July. She’s always making this “please don’t punch me” face and like Zooey Deschannel, bugs out her eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 17011/21/2020

I’m soooo quirky! And my eyes are soooo big!

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A while back, a DLer described Carey Mulligan as always looking like she just smelled a nasty fart and is trying not to show it. I lol'd.

Would it kill her and the Olsen twins to just give a real smile?

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by Anonymousreply 17311/21/2020

R170/R171 I have no idea who that is, but her hair alone makes me want to punch her in the face.

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