Steve needed to cum. Real bad. He spread his thick hairy thighs apart and rubbed the edge of his hand along his 2 week-unwashed-furry-filth trench. He huffed in the stink wafting up from his rank, manly sewer-hole and watched his stiff meaty, dick twitch against his hairy belly. His hand felt the sloppy, slimy butt grime that coated his hair-crack. Nasty, stale, fat dingle-berries surrounded his swollen, stretched cunthole. He was feeling so horny he even thought of visiting the local whorehouse in the logging town where he lived. Problem is, Steve is a life-long cock- sucker. As well as a depraved, perverted raunch-pig. So there was no way in hell he'd get his rocks off stuffing some tired old hooker with his two-week-unwashed cockmeat.
Thinking about his stinkin' crotch he felt a wave of gratitude that his parents hadn't circumcised him, since over the years he'd developed a real taste for eating his stud-smeg and tongue-cleaning the slimy cock gloves of other uncut men. The heady stink he was breathing in now was a combination of fermenting knob-cheddar, a week old unwiped shithole and a hairy body unshowered for the last 10 days. All that PLUS a shit smeared fuck-pole he'd been painting with his turd grime every couple of days when he wanked his meat.
You see, Steve is a particular kinda pig. A turd-lickin', dump-munching scat-pig. A fuckin' hot Alaskan-shit-pig. Six feet one inch of hairy lean outdoorsman. The kinda stud you'd let dump his man-waste straight into your mouth. That is, if you're a fellow shit-pig like his internet buddy, Kevin.
Steve knew the only way he was gonna get some relief was to download the nasty email, pig photos and video his buddy Kevin promised to post him. Steve had met Kevin some years back on an internet scat site. After jacking off dozens of times to the wildly hot, filthy shit-videos Kevin had posted there, Steve thought, he outta introduce himself to Kev. He started sending Kevin filthy boner-making messages on the site. Telling Kev how much he fantasied being under his rimchair eating out his filthy shithole. Or how he wanted to bury his face inside Kev's disgusting turd filled underwear. Or how once he got on all fours while watching one of Kev's depraved videos and shoved his own turd packed jock pouch into his toilet mouth wishing it was Kev's shit he was chewing on.