The Kushners Celebrate 11 Years of Wedded Bliss

jail time is coming soon, sweeties.

I hope both your deaths are prolonged and painful.

Kisses!

I just want to pop them both with a pin and see what oozes out.

Jared will soon be exposed as a diaper fetishist.

Eat shit and die pigfuckers

I wish they'd celebrate their eleven years of wedded bliss right in a grease fire.

r3 My guess is she flies around the room, backwards. He just collapses and sounds like a whoopee cushion.

Why have we not done a "Santorum" on these cunts?

Jared's a diaper fetishist seems like a nice start. We could make "Kushner" internet-speak for diaper fetishism.

Someone call Kelsey Grammer and let him know.

You gurls are obsessed with this guy. I hope this obsession ends soon.

Yes, die in a grease fire.

is he gay?

How 'bout a knuckle sandwich, one for each. It would be shameful to not make use of two mugs that were made to be walloped.

It is asexual, r11.

11 years a Jew!!!

At least that’s what the certificate says, and what I say when it will benefit me.

Eleven years?

Oh so that's what happened to their faces. The Eleventh Anniversary is the Plastic Surgery Anniversary, please gift accordingly.

She's a Trump.

She'll soon be dumping his ass for a newer model.

And we're celebrating our 6 years of fb pals

It's just occurred to me that Hillary and Trump's firstborn daughters both married Jewish men. Strange coincidence.

May they be as happy as Nicholas and Alexandra

I’d like to say “Go Fuck Yourselves!”

I wonder if they use the same pimp?

They’re like a young Nikolai and Elena Ceausescu. I only hope they can realize a similar outcome.

[quote] It's just occurred to me that Hillary and Trump's firstborn daughters both married Jewish men. Strange coincidence.

It just occurred to me that New York is 10% Jewish so it's highly probable non-Jews marry Jews there. Strange coincidence!

With this poison ring I thee wed.

Congratulations, now get your grifting asses out of the White House!

The Kushners regularly inject themselves with adrenochrome harvested from trafficked babies.

Here's a better link to Ivanka's anniversary Twitter. The reply posts are great: Lincoln Project billboard, "They'll split you up when you go to prison," etc.

What a huge phony.

Have awkwardly connected conjoined twins!

I hope they have an unconscious uncoupling or whatever

Does he have a penis or not?

R27, it’s the same link as the OP one.

"Wedded Bliss", who writes this shit?

More like a pact with the devil

Yes: hope they enjoy conjugal visits.

R31, OP's link didn't work for me.

Jared just want his kids to have the same experience of having their father in prison that he had.

It's a Kushner tradition.

R18 More than 60% of Jews marry outside the faith. In my own family, there are virtually no Jewish descendants in just four generations (i.e. great- grandchildren) of my very Orthodox Jewish grandparents.

R35 and hopefully a new one the Trumps can fully embrace.

Ivanka and Jared are scum.

Canoodling.

R39, it reminds me of that scene in Mulholland Drive before the twist where both characters are looking in the mirror after "Rita" dyes her hair blonde. They are merging into one!

How does he do it? Does he have a DudesNude profile on the DL?

Do you think she has ever sucked his dick?

Do you think HE has ever sucked HER dick?

R43 is it a lady dick or a lady chic? Laz-e-boy or lady boy? Will we ever find out...

I bet she pegs him.

Is it my screen who did that whore really wear white?

R45 I think we’ve all pegged him since day one!

FAGALA !

errrr Mazel Tov