Putin thinks he is Mithradates

We don't know what that is.

Trump has spread poison to us all in the form of his own personal favorite:

Wasn't Mithradates secret that he built up his own tolerance for poisons for years and years so nobody could poison him, while he poisoned everybody else? Something like that.

Well he's about to get his fucking ass handed to him. He's a jumped up little KGB agent running an over-sized gas station in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Fortunately Trump doesn't have to worry, as his diet is already toxic.

It wasn't a secret. Everybody was doing things like that R3. Every castle had a poison garden and every noble had professional tasters. Indeed one reason for Mithradates' wealth was he controlled the world's largest arsenic mines at a time when everyone wanted arsenic. Unfortunately, arsenic builds up instead of establishing tolerance.