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Stars whose death will DELIGHT you. I’m talking about “squealing with joy” glee.

I’m going to list, as givens, every Kardashian (in fact, ALL of the Kardashian/Jenners and ESPECIALLY Kanye).

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Armie Hammer

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Every Trump.

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Star Jones

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Tim Allen

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50 Cent

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Jennifer Aniston

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Susan Sarandon.

So that Hillary and Miss D. Messing can attend the funeral and pay their respects.

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Mel Gibson

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Donald should have been in "goes without saying" with the Trashians.

With the proviso that he snuffs it painfully, Chachi. I can't remember what his real name is - you know the guy.

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Kevin Hart

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Scott Baio ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 1110/22/2020

You've got issues.

by Anonymousreply 1210/22/2020

I agree with every single one of the above suggestions. I pray they are all on a plane together and it first bursts into flames and they burn slowly before the decent and crash.

by Anonymousreply 1310/22/2020

That fat "You're fired!" guy from The Apprentice.

by Anonymousreply 1410/22/2020

I don’t care that you stipulated ‘stars’ OP.

I’ll say it while the saying’s good.

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Rush Limbaugh and the warlords of the Vietnam era, especially Kissinger.

by Anonymousreply 1610/22/2020

R15 - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Timothy Chamlet, whose appeal I wouldn't understand in a thousand years.

by Anonymousreply 1810/22/2020

R15 100times Yes, He's 100x more evil and dangerous than Drumpf.

by Anonymousreply 1910/22/2020

Sharon and Kelly Osbourne. I can’t stand those plastic cunts.

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Cosby

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R21 - I’m shocked he didn’t die yet in prison

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MADONNA

by Anonymousreply 2310/22/2020

Okay, I'm just going to get it over with...

Pence, Barr, Pompeo, whoever that dick is who's pretending to be DNI now, Kayley MacNinny, that Alfalfa looking dirtbag - Gibley, gidley, giblets? Umm various GOP senators - the usual suspects.

Hannity, Shmucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanie, those fuckwads in the morning (please don't make me learn their names), and assorted other Hate Children of Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch.

And if Linda Evangelista doesn't get her shit together...

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Do I need to say it?

by Anonymousreply 2510/22/2020

I was really looking forward to Andy Rooney dying but when he did, I discovered I didn't care. Just complete disinterest. That was unexpected.

Somehow I don't think I'll be as disinterested when McConnell kicks it, which I hope is soon.

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Jessica, Ashlee and Papa Joe Simpson.

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ROSE MCGOWAN.

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Rupert Murdoch

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Julia Roberts

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I don't know enogh about any celebrity actors, although most seem bent or crazy anyway. But I won't be lighting any candles when Peter Popoff, of miracle spring water fame, dives into hell and is gone.

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James Woods

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Bruce Willis.

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Bill O'Reilly - Lies his ass off, endlessly/ no shame at all/ total whore.

by Anonymousreply 3410/22/2020

Steve Harvey

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ANd why does Kanye always have that objectionable pout on his face all the time? Who shit in his oatmeal?

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Jon Hamm

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Betsy DeVos. School children will clap and cheer.

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Pat Robertson

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Newt Gingrich. You bitches took all the really great ones.

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Mel Gibson

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Morrissey

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Matthew McConaughey

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The entire GOP. The Kardashians, Mooghan Moocain, the Dump clan including all the wives, the Murdoch clan.

by Anonymousreply 4410/22/2020

Did somebody take Henry Kissinger? No? Then I'll take him, and Death and Satan can fight over who's next

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Can I have all their things when they die?

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Ted Nugent

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Dump

Rush

That piece of shit racist Sheriff Joe Arpaio

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Rudy Ghouliani

Chris Christie

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Trevor Noah

Arrogant, anti-Semitic, misogynist, and anti-White racist piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 5010/22/2020

Jennifer Lawrence

Meryl Streep

Reese Witherspoon

Brie Larson

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Donald Trump

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Leonardo DiCaprio

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The Obamas

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Hillary Rodman Clinton

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The sun

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R50 has come to the wrong place.

We like Trevor.

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Don Jr. Any celebrity who harms animals.

by Anonymousreply 5810/22/2020

Ok I'll say it. This isn't a "politicians whose death will delight you" thread.

by Anonymousreply 5910/22/2020

[quote]You've got issues.

You’re so right!

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The body language in that pic, OP! She probably treats/treated 'Ye like a lil pickaninny

by Anonymousreply 6110/22/2020

We know, R60, but it's the tail end of a 4000 year election season and it's all we can think of..

by Anonymousreply 6210/22/2020

Not a star but I hope poster R54 R55 dies a fiery death.

by Anonymousreply 6310/22/2020

Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm and Tina Frey

by Anonymousreply 6410/22/2020

I agree, R63, except who the fuck is "Hillary Rodman Clinton"?

Dennis Rodman's love child?

by Anonymousreply 6510/22/2020

I came into this thread full of gleeful malice, but stars, hmmm ... I literally can’t think of one whose death I’ll be delighted by.

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[quote]Hillary Rodman Clinton

I had no idea Norm Crosby was homosexual.

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Timothee Chalamet

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Armie Hammer. Can’t act, box office poison, and refuses to do nudity even though his career is really just based on his looks. How does this guy get work?

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Jennifer Lawrence

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Because of the way they treat the service people around Calabasas and their part of LA, I would actually feel bad if any Jenner or Kardashian goes. I think it was pretty cool that Khloe gave 1 month salary to all the janitors in Equinox. She also tells them to "turn off the trash TV" when E! is on.

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Kevin Hart

Ellen

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Angelina’s Dad.,

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Putin.

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Bob Barker and Barbara Walters. These two mean motherfuckers are like cockroaches. They just won't die.

by Anonymousreply 7510/23/2020

R57 - actually, we initially liked Trevor Noah, but we are now officially done with her.

by Anonymousreply 7610/23/2020

My Pillow Guy

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It saddens me to realize that so many of my fellow Dataloungers "squeal".

And "with joy" no less.

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Steven Segal

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Woody Allen

by Anonymousreply 8010/23/2020

R78 - “squealing” is a wonderful part of being a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 8110/23/2020

Harsh thread...I only feel this way about politicians. But some of them were "reality TV stars" too.

by Anonymousreply 8210/23/2020

Not remotely ashamed of myself. Been out and proud since 1973.

Also not ashamed that I do not squeal.

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What's R25's clever quip?

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RUPERT FUCKING MURDOCH.

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Bryan Singer

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Aaron Carter

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All the Huckabees.

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Every single Back Street Boy and New Kids On The Block band member

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r78 Its certainly a concern of mine too.

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Ronan Farrow

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R91 If it's a Ronan and Mia murder-suicide, I'm throwing a party.

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Gordon Ramsay

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Kelly Ripa

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Ryan Seacrest

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Tyra banks

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The murderer O.J. Simpson

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Clarence Thomas.

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Megyn Kelly.

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Sylvia Fowler

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Sylvia Fowler

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Tucker Carlson

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This is a very strange thread. While there are definitely a few truly evil people among those mentioned who richly deserve a comeuppance, there are many other relatively random individuals that make me wonder how they could evoke such a visceral response.

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Madonna 😊

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[quote]Madonna 😊

But do you really want to live through the accompanying outpouring of hysteria? She's always the first person I think of when this question is asked, but I think I'd rather die first.

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Cardi B and every other talentless waste of air rapper stripper whore.

by Anonymousreply 10610/23/2020

R103 I think actually “disappear completely from the public eye” would suffice.

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Chris Pratt - mediocre former fat fuck

Kirstie Alley - mediocre fatty fat fuck

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Rosie O’Donnell

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Mark Wahlberg

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Rev. Al Sharpton

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Jon Voight and James Woods. Not only for their despicable politics, but they're both disgusting men.

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Jack Nicholson

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Matt Lauer

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Al Sharpton

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Ann’s Wintour.

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Anna, I mean

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I think politicians who actively do harm are a very different matter than celebrities who usually are just irritating. Kanye West absolutely is an exception, though, since he has worked to influence this election for ill.

I am sick of the craziness of Roseanne Barr and Rose McGowan being inflicted on the world, but they have no real power anymore and are just annoying. I'll be glad when they're forgotten, but I certainly don't need them to die.

by Anonymousreply 11810/23/2020

I don't get the hate for the Kardashians. I don't care for them, but they seem harmless enough. Kanye West is mentally ill and was never going to be able to influence the election.

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Mitch McConnell LindseyGraham Marco Rubio Ted Cruz Diane Feinstein Susan Collins Andy Dick Susan Sarandon Ald Tom Tunney in Chicago Mark Grace Scotty Pippin

Okay that’s enough for now .

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Stephen Miller.

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Antonio Sabato Douchebag, because I had a crush on him as a gayling, and then discovered he has turned into a rancid, incoherent, bitter mess.

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Steven Miller isn’t a star, he’s an infection.

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Kobe Bryant

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Tracy Morgan. I hope he is run over by a gay trucker.

by Anonymousreply 12510/23/2020

Jeezuz, does DL have enough server space to handle my list?

by Anonymousreply 12610/23/2020

[quote][R50] has come to the wrong place. We like Trevor.

Some of us don't. And for the very reasons elicited by r50. [italic]The Daily Show[/italic] has evolved into an anti-White rant. Frequent contributor Roy Wood, Jr., is even worse.

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Kathy Griffin

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Roseanne Barr

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Tiffany Haddish, Blythe Danner

by Anonymousreply 13010/23/2020

R84 the quip that R25 is trying for refers to a DL alleged feud between Meryl Streep (many Oscars) and Glenn Close (no Oscars)

Their poison posts to each other are signed only with M or G. It’s a long running feud, a little tired but the posts are short so no big deal.

by Anonymousreply 13110/23/2020

There are many people I intensely dislike but I would never "squeal with joy" at someone's death. Even Hannibal Lecter had some class.

by Anonymousreply 13210/23/2020

My husband, Michael. I’m still so young and I deserve to find love again with someone my age.

by Anonymousreply 13310/23/2020

i hate to admit it but I would be relieved and glad if the Kartrashian family plus Kanye were on a plane, and it crashed. I kind of hope for this, because they are that repellent. I can't really think of anyone more deserving. I despise everything that they do and are.

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John Travolta

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Kathie Lee Gifford - the Thing That Wouldn't Die

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Most stars are harmless, if I must pick someone I would say Weinstein and Cosby.

by Anonymousreply 13710/23/2020

R137 pussies out.

Ugh.

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GOOP

Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Renner

JLo

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Chuck Norris

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ARod

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Lebron James

by Anonymousreply 14210/24/2020

Another one for Jon Hamm to drink himself to death. Arrogant overrated prick.

by Anonymousreply 14310/24/2020

Alec Baldwin

by Anonymousreply 14410/24/2020

Jeff Sessions and Rod Rosenstein

We shouldn't have to wait to be delighted. I'd take both of them out back and shoot them this afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 14510/24/2020

Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce

by Anonymousreply 14610/24/2020

ABSOLUTELY Beyoncé!!!! Can’t wait till she dies soon in a plane crash hopefully 😊

by Anonymousreply 14710/24/2020

Matt Gaetz.

by Anonymousreply 14810/25/2020

As sick as this thread is, I’m definitely gonna go with Beyoncé.

by Anonymousreply 14910/25/2020

The rat faced, unfunny Sklar brothers. God, they're obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 15010/25/2020

REESE WITHERSPOON!

by Anonymousreply 15111/21/2020

Did it really take this long to get to Kevin Spacey or am I dyslexic?

by Anonymousreply 15211/21/2020

[quote]Armie Hammer. Can’t act, box office poison, and refuses to do nudity even though his career is really just based on his looks. How does this guy get work?

You loathe an actor because he refuses to do nudity? I admire actors who refuse to do nudity. Not many actors dream of having an acting career so they can publicly take their clothes off.

by Anonymousreply 15311/21/2020

R151 - I Second Reese Witherspoon!!!

by Anonymousreply 15411/21/2020

Joe Rogan. Alex Jones. Tucker Carlson. Sean Hannity. Laura Ingraham.

by Anonymousreply 15511/21/2020

R132, thank you.

I don’t squeal with joy, or squeal at all, least of all too the death of a celebrity.

Most of this thread exposes a wishful Schadenfreude that’s ugly even for DL.

by Anonymousreply 15611/21/2020

(R156) Then why did you get on the tread, dumb shit?

by Anonymousreply 15711/21/2020

Sean Connery. I never could stand that bald, arrogant prick. Wait, what? He did? Oh. Okay. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 15811/22/2020

Frankie Grande, Andy Cohen, Don Lemon, Ryan Seacrest, Rush Limbaugh (coming soon!!), Miles Heiser, Connor Jessup.

by Anonymousreply 15911/22/2020

I agree with many already listed but to add one more, I would smile to wake up one day and see that Jon Voight & James Woods had died during the night.

by Anonymousreply 16011/22/2020

I love Reese Witherspoon AND Jon Hamm. For me, it would be ALL Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 16111/22/2020

I don't want to see any of these people die. I just want them to disappear off of the headlines. That will kill them more painfully than a heart attack or bullet.

by Anonymousreply 16211/22/2020

I'd much rather see the Kartrashians and Kanye West be reduced to impoverishment for the remainder of their lives than die. Actually after thinking about it I would like to see that for all the people would previously listed my death tidings for. Death is too good for the vast majority of these people.

by Anonymousreply 16311/22/2020

Everything’s dollar signs and smirks until Kanye kills one of them.

by Anonymousreply 16411/22/2020
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