John Matuszak in "Caveman"

Wait -was this that Ringo Starr film from the early 80's? I saw this in the theater, believe it or not.

He had a beefy ass.

R1 Yes, that was it. A young, hot Dennis Quaid was in it, too. Terrible movie, but lots of male flesh.

I'd have rubbed my body all over that big hairy chest.

Showin' some bush:

Am I seeing a skimpy Speedo tan line in that one photo, R5?

THIS is what a 'bear' is supposed to be. Not these obese walruses with attitudes stinking up every bear event.

Thanks R5 - that was one of my favorite Playgirl issues. John was indeed very fuckable......

I had such a crush on him. He passed away too early. Huge sexy man.

I remember reading rumors that he was a huge sex fiend back in the day and died of AIDS, even though his official cause of death was heart failure at age 38.

He had very lickable nipples.

I wonder if he had a big, fat cock that matched his body, or if, like a lot of massive steroid-using football players, he had a case of tiny meat. Something tells me if he had something worth looking at, he'd have shown it all when he did his Playgirl spread.

R10 - well, an excerpt from a book said that he used to like going into gay bars and ripping his shirt off for attention and growl. He also used to like walking up and down Castro for the attention.

But supposedly he was straight? What straight guy does that?

R13 I didn't know that. Hmmm. Interesting indeed.

From the book:

“Tooz was definitely an insecure guy. We used to go down to Polk Street (in San Francisco) so the gay guys could look at his build . . . this 52-inch chest, the 34-inch waist. He needed approval from the gays. We’d sit there and drink and they’d come up and say, ‘God, John!’ Not that he was gay.”

“He particularly enjoyed stomping into the gay bars in San Francisco and scaring the . . . out of everyone in them. Eyes glaring and muscles bulging, he would let out that roar and it would rattle glasses on the bar and just freeze everyone solid. The Tooz did instant statues. He loved to see fear on peoples’ faces.”

Err...something weird about all that.

R15 Uh, yeah. You don't go to gay bars to try and get attention if you don't, you know, want attention from gay guys.

R15 More evidence that the Castro was more fun back then. Instead of having hunky John Matuszak ripping open his shirt, roaring in your face and demanding attention, you have some doughy RDPR-obsessed fag hag named Hailey throwing up on your shoe after too many vodka sodas.

Gay?

He was beautiful. I love the pics, thank you R5. I wish they had a shot of him in his little itty bitty Speedo. Or may just a jockstrap. I would love to frot that.

He was hot as Sloth in The Goonies.

R15 I wonder how many guys in the bars asked to see his cock. I wonder how many he obliged.

I thought it was pretty well-known Matuszak was "bisexual " long before Datalounge, or even the Internet, ever existed. Lyle Alzado was another ex NFLer Who had "bisexual" rumours following him. Died of "brain cancer brought on by steroids, etc"

I had heard about Matuszak's raging coke habit a year or more before he died. He actually played a gay character on a tv show that lasted one season. Many other , more closeted, gay NFLers were willing to make hints if his TV worked.

Damn! If I had been old enough when he was alive, I'd have traveled to wherever he was and offered myself to him.

R6 That last picture in the nude set almost looks like a thong tan line!

R24 If that is indeed a thong tan line (and it's very skimpy, so it probably is), then I think the answer to whether or not John was gay has been answered.

Ahtook a luna Lana!

R26 Ool!

What's that fur wrist band for? I never get all that fur in bikinis and loincloths while leaving a lot of bare skin. Why fur and not more convenient plain leather.

I would’ve tapped that ass.

He looked a helluva lot older than 38. Must have been all the roids and football hard knocks.

Random forgotten beefcake from random forgotten movies is the content I come to DL for. Love it. Thanks OP!

So who had him?