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The Left Handed Appreciation Thread

Who's your favorite famous southpaw?

For those of us who are lefties: We're more likely to be serial killers and/or geniuses. Which one better describes you?

Are ambi's really "ambi" or just lefties who haven't admitted it yet?

by Anonymousreply 27October 23, 2020 6:19 AM

Obama

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2020 12:28 AM

Musicians I love who are left handed:

Kurt Cobain

Jimi Hendrix

Paul McCartney

Lady Gaga

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2020 12:30 AM

I flick my shit box with mine

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2020 12:34 AM

Lol r3

I’m a lefty

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2020 12:35 AM

Mozart, Hendrix, Da Vinci.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2020 12:36 AM

I read that centuries ago they used to think that being left handed was a mental illness. How f-ing crazy is that?

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2020 12:36 AM

[quote] I read that centuries ago they used to think that being left handed was a mental illness.

The word "sinister" comes from the Latin word for left handedness.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2020 12:38 AM

[quote] Which one better describes you?

Allow me to introduce myself.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2020 12:39 AM

Has someone been watching the Simpsons r7?

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2020 12:39 AM

My sixth grade teacher, Mr. Gorsuch, had terrible handwriting. When someone mentioned it, he said it was because his grandmother (can't remember where she was from) refused to let him use his left hand for anything in a dominant fashion. The devil preferred southpaws, she said.

Me, being left handed, was thrilled with this new supernatural info.

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2020 12:55 AM

I'm right handed but only jerk off with my left hand. Always. I'm not sure why that is.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2020 1:06 AM

Reagan, Bush, Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2020 1:18 AM

Me.

I heard we die younger? Wtf up with that?

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2020 1:24 AM

This gives me bad flashbacks of my Italian immigrant grandmother swatting at me for eating food with my left hand.

by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2020 1:27 AM

Left handers allegedly die younger as they are more likely to get into various accidents in a right-handed world.

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2020 1:31 AM

LEFT handedness also correlates with Gayness

(People began shaking RIGHT hands to show they had no weapon)

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2020 2:03 AM

LEFT handedness also correlates with Gayness

(People began shaking RIGHT hands to show they had no weapon)

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2020 2:03 AM

I don't know any gay people who are left handed. That's just more BS to correlate "fucked up behaviour" with being a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2020 2:18 AM

I'm left handed. So is my father and his mother. I remember being little and in Sunday school the teacher berated me for using my left hand. I also couldn't use right handed scissors so i had to adapt and i only use them in my right hand now.

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2020 2:43 AM

Rafael Nadal is left handed. So we have a near perfect ass on our side.

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2020 6:43 AM

I am right handed but can write with my left as well. I throw a ball with my right but a frisbee with my left. I am left footed and can only lead/kick with that, though.

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2020 9:49 AM

More likely to be gay and bottom to boot!

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by Anonymousreply 22October 22, 2020 12:13 PM

I write left handed.

I throw a ball right handed. I used to throw with both until a separated my left shoulder. Now right only.

I bat/swing a golf club left handed.

I shoot left handed.

I use scissors right handed.

I use knife/fork/spoon left handed.

I shoot a basketball left handed.

Frisbee right handed.

Use a saw left handed.

Am I considered lefty or ambidextrous?

by Anonymousreply 23October 22, 2020 12:21 PM

Whatever you jerk with is the obvious answer.

by Anonymousreply 24October 22, 2020 12:31 PM

Being partially left handed and partially right handed is called mixed handedness or cross-dominance. Apparently it's even rarer than being a pure lefty. I have this, and also ran into the "why are you using the lefty scissors you asked for in your right hand?" situation in grade school.

by Anonymousreply 25October 22, 2020 1:18 PM

R25 the scissors question has plagued me all my life, too! And the same with butter knives, computer mouse/scrollers, etc.

Conclusion: being a gay, mix-hander, DL-poster is basically just like being an X-Men mutant. A badass, yet torturous existence.

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by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2020 6:23 PM

R23, probably a lefty. I read somewhere that many lefties can use their right hand with scissors (myself included) because they only had like two left handed scissors (remember that ours were green and righties were red!) for the whole class and were forced to use right handed scissors.

Besides that and frisbee, you seem to be a southpaw.

by Anonymousreply 27October 23, 2020 6:19 AM
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