Happy 40th Birthday to Kim Kardashian!

Things like this are why I'm glad to be a Homo-American.

DISGUSTING

Fuck her.

Let's celebrate Judge Judy's birthday. It would have been Carrie Fisher's too.

Is that selfie of when she had milk in those jugs?

Kill it with fire 🔥

She looks like a blow up whore doll.

Ya know ...

I can certainly appreciate a woman’s beauty/sexiness even though being a gay man.

This picture is just not doing it for me. I don’t know why. She certainly isn’t “ugly” but ...

An empty shell. I wish she'd abide by the Warhol rule -- your 15 minutes are up.

Something’s missing.

I remember that photo from "her book" aptly called Selfish which was a coffee table book of photos of herself from social media with nude selfies interspersed throughout. I saw it in a Barnes & Noble unsealed too and looked through it. At least she's easier on the eyes than Paris Hilton. That's all I got.

There's no mystery there, r7. It's like the ubiquitous holding open of holes in porn. Here it is. Have at it.

So sad and empty.

You must really hate us OP

She isn't sexy or alluring. She has no personality. She mimics Hispanic and black women like Jennifer Lopez, Ciara, Selena, Beyonce, Aaliyah etc. etc. She looked better when she was a mallrat teenager in LA in the 90s before her mother pimped her out and her father died. She must have had a breakdown or some shit.

She used to look ethnic, which she is. Not as much now.

It is ironic. She seemed to get plastic surgery to remove her Armenian features and look like a Latina or something. To be honest, I always thought she looked Arab personally but Kourtney looked Indian and Khloe looked black.

It is ironic. She seemed to get plastic surgery to remove her Armenian features and look like a Latina or something. To be honest, I always thought she looked Arab personally but Kourtney looked Indian and Khloe looked black.

Many many many many men are masturbating to that photo. Mostly because of her body and tits and perfectly augmented hips, but also to the newer ideal of being at some remove - a selfie, this display of myself. You almost can have me, because I show you ALL this. And it's not salacious. So it seems intimate and factual. But the Kardashians ushered in the fake world of egalitarianism. I can't say she looks bad. But the photo is kind of pointless. Who is it meant to empower? Not women. Yet it won't hurt her empire. The world is fucked. Is it possible among all her false parts that Kim's tits are real? Almost.

No those are fake tits. They have too much volume to be real. I’m probably not explaining it correctly, the ladies can word it better I’m sure but I’d gladly bet my life savings that they’re fake.

(OP pic) If there was ever a doubt, I now fully understand why I'm gay. Those tits look ridiculous!

She must have the same plastic surgeon as Amanda Lepore.

Ugh!

Why are they so . . . "pendulous?"

Couldn't she have them lifted and made smaller?

Her "hourglass" shape looks photoshopped to me.

Ugh; she's just gross.

You know it's killing her to be forty

Kim is 40 now. So is Christina Aguilera. But how will Beyonce, Britney, Justin Timberlake and Nicki Minaj handle turning 40? They may enter the Madonna and Mariah phase of desperation.

I have a cattle ranch in the desert. My first reaction was....those udders need to be milked. Mooooo.

So, are we to believe Kanye chows down on that snack shack?

Surprisingly ugly tits.

Why such an obvious wig?!

The fact that that whore became famous along with the rest of her family is almost as depressing and destructive as Trump.

Trump supporter family. Cancel.

OP’s pic is photoshopped.

All Kardashian photos are photoshopped. That's not really the point now. Why would she post her own nude pictorial? Again. Are the fortunes dropping. Does Kim realize that she did not get Cyntoia Brown out of prison by sitting on Trump's lap? And yes, they are Trump supporters AND friends with Kathy Griffin? Don't trust any celebrity. Jane Fonda would love to show you her tits and pussy too. They're all attention whores.

I really don’t think we need to see Miss Fonda’s punani. Really. Simply not necessary.

Jane's punani show is coming. When she turns 90.

R29 And this family probably have $2.5 billion dollars between them.

Insane!

Kim is worth over $700 million. ET mentioned what she’s worth tonight.

I think of her as eternally 33, if not "fresh" and "dewy"

I’ll give her credit for getting realistic looking fake breast.

Kim is an inspiration. So many women want to look like her. That's power. That's influence.

You go, girl! Such a beautiful, talented woman.

Even my 90-something reclusive Belgian aunt has heard about Kim Kardashian's ass.

They photoshopped the genital warts and herpes sores off of her pussy.

R40 = Pimp Mama Kris

She has long, vertical nipples. Strange. That butt is revolting.

Great breasts and hips. Gorgeous.

Her ass looks like a diaper full of shit. It might look good clothes but it looks awful bare. Lay off the lipo.

Cardi B (28) recently posted a photo that shows her nipples. IMO, Kim K. thought: "Mine look better than that," and posted her own photo, showing nipples.

R22, most straight men love her boobs.

Her boobs aren’t an issue. That fake butt, however, is just way too big.

She was very pretty previously, and didn’t need all of that crap done to her face.

If she doesn’t slow down or completely stop the face work, she will age poorly.

[quote] She looks like a blow up whore doll.

That’s the point.

Her boobs look depressed. Cheer up boobies, it’s not so bad.

If you would've told me 10 years ago that Kim Kardashian would be undercover Republican agent #1, I would not have believed it. If she stays on track, in 20 years she and her family will be Republican royalty. Im sure she has been overwhelmed with Rethugs trying to get her to donate a small fraction of her wealth to their causes. I also think she plays a part in why black men are being converted in huge numbers.

I guess I am really gay. This woman is considered the sexiest in the world and everything about her to repellent to me, from her wig, to her oddly shaped, saggy tits to her rigor mortis, cellulite ridden boxy ass to her reason for fame (being urinated on in a home movie).

She looks quite fertile.

Kim K is not considered the sexiest woman in the world not by a mile. She is not Aishwarya Rai, she is not Monica Belluci, she is not Shakira, she is not Gong Li, she is not Lupita Nyong'o and she is not Kate Beckinsale who are all considered more beautiful.

Kim's appeal is her sluttiness. An above average woman who presents herself as easy to get and shows it off for the world to see. For people with low self-esteem that makes her appealing, men who are intimidated by smart intelligent women will love Kim and women who feel they have no value besides looking hot and getting male attention will love Kim too. In a lot of ways this was perfected by Marilyn Monroe, Madonna and J. Lo though they all had/have more talent than Kim.

That pic of her un-photoshopped ass is tragic. It’s hard to imagine even an incel would be attracted to that. She looks like she doesn’t smell good...

R56 I think she must also smell bad. But more like the smell of the cosmetics department in a department store. All of those smells from so many products layered and embedded in her skin and hair, on her clothes. Yuck.

R54 Ask a straight man. They love her.

She ought to look “good”. She has paid enough money and pumped enough fillers into her body to stay preserved for a while.

Trust me straight men vary in attractions. The guys that like petite types like Mila Kunis, Emma Watson and Keira Knightley will not like Kim Kardashian at all. As for liking big booties, I would think men would like the women who actually work out and are toned like Shakira, Scarlett Johansson, Beyonce and J Lo. But the guys that love porn stars and video hos with fake titties and butts would love Kim Kardashian, Blac Chyna, Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj. As noted by many posters, Kim's biggest male fanbase are self-hating black dudes as Kim tries to look like a light-skinned black chick. It's crazy that even light-skinned black girls are getting replaced by Latinas and racially ambiguous chicks.

It's strictly off the record but... Kim's almost five years younger than I am.

Same here r52. Looking at the nude selfie, the thought of climbing on top of that and sticking my dick in it is repulsive to me. I would be sick.

I just don't understand heterosexuality, I guess.

Hmmm R60 you could be right. It’s black guys who told me they love her...

I honestly don’t understand how she wipes. Is she bidet only? I cannot fathom how she cleans her ass properly, it is soooooo cheesy and mountainous and gross. A lot of bacteria must live between her “cheeks”.

Letterman interviews Kim K on his just released new episodes of whatever his Netflix show is called. She cries about being robbed, explains how she is becoming a lawyer with 20 hours of work a week a and still refuses to call OJ a murder. They go to CVS together and it's altogether uninspiring. Her whole family is in the audience, Kanye included. That's really all we get is that they really are insanely close and supportive of one another. We receive this information casually and truthfully in a lot of differents anecdotes and responses. Kim K has the bare minimum self awareness. She looks terrible - way too much surgery on her face, the boobs and ASS are so big that she doesn't even look great in what must be a very expensive dress. Yet, she is quite honest (it seems) in her answers. She's it the living definition of being a BRAND. I'm pissed at Letterman for having her, but it was as good as can be expected.

BUT, Letterman's interview with Tiffany Haddish was WONDERFUL. I already approve of her, but there's something very special about that woman and Dave sees it and feels it and she exudes truth and courage and positivity and optimism. She's ready. She deserves better material than she's been given or what she gives herself. Tiffany is easy to root for. Give her a spot in a regular show and let her make some money. Because she deserves it. Still living in the "gentrified" hood, because she wants too. Letterman comes to her modest house to shovel up some dog shit in the yard and pretend to eat some very unhealthy food. The whole interview was amazing - warm and inspiring. Earthy and dirty. Don't prejudge her - just watch it. Haddish is a very unique and inspiring human being. I still find her loud and not that funny - but she's a light in this world. She is everything that Kim K in her castle could never hope to be and frankly would never want to be.

The big news about Kim Kardashian is that she's never a surprise. We've all known that she's a polite nice woman with a love of family and fame for a long time now. She's bright enough to become a diletante California one year study mini bar exam lawyer. She's a dilettante in everything she does, even TV at this point. She made it very clear that she makes her money from being an online influencer who sells shit.

Watch Tiffany Haddish with Letterman. She's not especially talented, but she's very special.

People have multiple sides. She has done good with prison reform and freeing a woman who got a life sentence for her first drug offense. She is also studying to be a lawyer so she can continue to work to change the prison system. If she was a natural blonde you would give her more credit.

[quote]Letterman interviews Kim K on his just released new episodes of whatever his Netflix show is called.

I've never been a big fan of Letterman, but I would still expect better of him than interviewing this piece of trash. He interviewed Obama on his show for god's sake.

R51 Is a complete idiot if you think black men are voting for Trump because of Kim. Tax cuts if you make a ton of money is probably more like it.

People give Kim way to much power in thinking that she can move the earth in any direction. She definitely has a level of influence, but that only goes so far, like everything else does.

I loathe Tiffany Haddish.

R66 Really? Which law school is she attending?

Well now that she's 40 her popularity should wane in the coming years.

R69 Tiffany Haddish dosen't even know you exist.

R71 Jennifer Lopez is 51 and is still very popular. But one can hope she starts to fade into the background.

Kim I mean, fading into the background.

I can't stand her, but at least Jennier Lopez works for a living. She acts and sings. Kim K is really just a shill for various products and famous for her lifestyle. Her whole brand is dependent on women who want to be like her (as pathetic as that is) so as she gets into her forties, she'll be too old for younger women to care. One hopes.

I wish that whole trashbag family would just go away.

R72 That’s fine. But I shouldn’t have to know she exists.

You're very gullible R66. Kim K cares about isolated cases that she stumbles upon while scrolling her phone. Then she goes and sits on Trump's lap and voila - a woman is released from prison! That's not prison reform. Kim K also championed Cyntoia Brown's release. As did many others. I wrote a letter and signed numerous petitions over the years that her sentencing should be reviewed. Kim K gets involved and Kanye agrees to run for president - to siphon off black voters for Biden. Except Kanye took the spaceship to nowhere and none of it worked. Kim Kardashian is a dilettante. Do you know what that word means R66? She has more sides to her than many people, but that's just the result of too much silicone.

I'm NOT a fan of the Eva Peron school of rescuing one person or family with a grand and luxurious gesture. With a lot of press coverage. It's the opposite of empathy or compassion. Kardashian dabbles around in her own ego and indulges her good intentions. Ok. But she sucks Trumps dick to get results. And she won't say she thinks that OJ Simpson is a murderer??? How is this "side" of her any different than her previous a n g l e s ?

I'm sure the Kardashians are lovely to each other. But they're a gang of self serving Republican shits. Collectively worth billions.

[quote]Forgive my intrusion, but fine as those sentiments sound/Little has changed for us peasants down here on the ground/I hate to sound childish, ungrateful, I don't like to moan/But do you now represent anyone's cause but your own?

Kim Kardashian is no different than Donald Trump. They both sell an image, they are show people their marketers and self promoters and they both license their names out for money.

Kim just happens to be more honest about it vs Trump. The same with Paris Hilton and Kylie Jenner, all self promoters for money. It's worked this far.

To quote Miss Jean Brodie:

[quote] For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.