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Getting a new tattoo - jealous, BITCHES?

I never got no tattoos when I was younger on account of the fact that I never joined the army or the navy. But now in my middle age I'm considering getting one. My husband is heavily tattooed - he was a marine back in the DADT days, and I think tattoos on the right frame can be so masc, sexy, and alpha. I'm a strict bottom, so probably not so much for me, but it might be an interesting experience to have before I am no longer desirable. I spoke to some bottoms with risque tattoos, and I really like the idea of a bullseye tattoo on my asshole. One younger bottom I know has a an arrow pointing down between his buttox and "DUMP SPERM HERE" written on his lower back. He always walks around in tantktops and loves the attention he gets. Another bottom has the words FAGGOT tattooed on his boulder-like pecs (his delts are absolutely fabulous, and his buttox is like two millstones). Another variation I was thinkin of is DADDY'S FAGGOT tattooed on my forehead or on my back. I want the tattoo to express my personality as a strict, inferior bottom. Any other thoughts from DLers who got tattoos or who admire them on design?

by Anonymousreply 44October 27, 2020 12:09 AM

How about SINGER OF HUMILIATING SONGS AND DANCER OF DEGRADING DANCES on your chest?

by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2020 1:03 AM

You type stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2020 1:03 AM

R1 isn't that a bit long?

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2020 1:04 AM

You can tell the republicans are freaked about the election.

by Anonymousreply 4October 20, 2020 1:05 AM

R4 why is everything about Republics with you pathetic, political bores? What the hell does that have to do with anything??

by Anonymousreply 5October 20, 2020 1:06 AM

How about just a simple star? Awarded for running away from good taste.

by Anonymousreply 6October 20, 2020 1:06 AM

OP = Popeye The Sailor Man.

SEX-yyyy!!!

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2020 1:07 AM

How about, across your chest:

PERFORMER OF DEGRADING DANCES

AND HUMILIATING SONGS

?

by Anonymousreply 8October 20, 2020 1:07 AM

OMG you guys this is FABULOUS!

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by Anonymousreply 9October 20, 2020 1:08 AM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 10October 20, 2020 1:11 AM

Have you considered something on the perineum, like a tasteful sunburst encircling your anus?

by Anonymousreply 11October 20, 2020 1:12 AM

R11 OMG a taint tat sounds stupendous.

by Anonymousreply 12October 20, 2020 1:13 AM

R5, generally speaking, members of the republic party occupy a space between child molesters and pool salesmen. They are also boring. Sound familiar?

by Anonymousreply 13October 20, 2020 1:13 AM

[quote] Have you considered something on the perineum, like a tasteful sunburst encircling your anus?

Been there, done that.

by Anonymousreply 14October 20, 2020 1:15 AM

R13 take it to one of the millions of politics threads on DL you nasty unfuckable frau cunt. And if you're not a frau, you're an inferior faggot and you should have slithered out into the hospital wastebin together with your cunt mother's afterbirth. FUCK OFF.

by Anonymousreply 15October 20, 2020 1:16 AM

I like DADDY'S LITTLE FAGGOT or SIR SPERMALOT.

by Anonymousreply 16October 20, 2020 1:20 AM

R16 SIR SPERMALOT may sound too top or masc. I'm fem and overweight, in my late 50s.

by Anonymousreply 17October 20, 2020 1:21 AM

'I never got no tattoos when I was younger'

How dumb are you? Ask your top if he wants you to get a tattoo and where. You're clearly trashy and uneducated and you might totally turn him off with a bullseye on your ass.

by Anonymousreply 18October 20, 2020 1:22 AM

Some people who get tattoos later regret it. Those who don’t get tattoos never regret it.

Do you think some day you might regret tattooing “DADDY’S FAGGOT” on your forehead?

by Anonymousreply 19October 20, 2020 1:23 AM

Seek help, OP.

by Anonymousreply 20October 20, 2020 1:23 AM

Thoughts, OP?

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by Anonymousreply 21October 20, 2020 1:25 AM

R18 I done growed up on a ranch in Nebraska and I didn't do too well at school. Those was hard times on account of my daddy's abusive behavior. He subjected me to constant beatings, sexual assault and humilitia.

by Anonymousreply 22October 20, 2020 1:26 AM

R19 I'm 59 and POZ so I might as well enjoy my time!

R21 Ooooh, that's fab, thanks!

by Anonymousreply 23October 20, 2020 1:27 AM

I LOVE those FAGGOT tats - they scream both pride and defiance. As a bottom myself I love it when other bottoms openly reclaim their identity as faggots.

by Anonymousreply 24October 20, 2020 1:32 AM

[quote] SIR SPERMALOT may sound too top or masc.

Then make it LADY SPERMALOT.

by Anonymousreply 25October 20, 2020 1:33 AM

Get a “PUNY COCKLET” tattoo on your pubic mound, with an arrow pointing to where it is.

by Anonymousreply 26October 20, 2020 1:34 AM

OP, no one will ever be jealous of you. Ever. The only person that could be jealous of you is John List. It’s rumored that he was planning to get a tattoo shortly before his arrest.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 20, 2020 1:35 AM

How about “Dad’s Lil’ Urinal” where your moustache grows?

by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2020 1:36 AM

Go for something understated and tasteful.

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by Anonymousreply 29October 20, 2020 1:37 AM

R28 as a pissfag myself that sounds hawt.

by Anonymousreply 30October 20, 2020 1:37 AM
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by Anonymousreply 31October 20, 2020 1:42 AM

R31 I don't feel like no sissy - I feels like a faggot.

by Anonymousreply 32October 20, 2020 1:51 AM

Thoughts and prayers OP.

by Anonymousreply 33October 20, 2020 2:01 AM

Yes I am as jealous as I am about the guy down the block with a mullet.

by Anonymousreply 34October 20, 2020 2:57 AM

What is this old, fat fart rambling on and on about? Why do people drop by DL and have to write long, meandering, tedious essays to explain themselves nowadays?

by Anonymousreply 35October 20, 2020 3:05 AM

There is so much internalized homophobia on this thread. Can’t we just support OP’s decision?

by Anonymousreply 36October 20, 2020 5:22 AM

Something tasteful, OP, perhaps something in calligraphy.

by Anonymousreply 37October 20, 2020 5:32 AM

Calligraphy sounds gay.

by Anonymousreply 38October 20, 2020 3:27 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 39October 25, 2020 2:47 PM

Since you’re a strict bottom I’d recommend a tramp stamp so your husband has some pretty artwork to look at when he plugs your hole

by Anonymousreply 40October 25, 2020 3:09 PM

I honestly want to understand, so bear with my question. Is a person with large visible tattoos trying to create a dialogue with other people they encounter, or is it a form of belonging to a particular group?

by Anonymousreply 41October 25, 2020 3:10 PM

R41 yes

by Anonymousreply 42October 26, 2020 10:32 PM

Colonoscopies are going to be fun.

by Anonymousreply 43October 26, 2020 10:50 PM

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

(Abandon all hope, ye who enter here)

by Anonymousreply 44October 27, 2020 12:09 AM
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