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Jeffrey Toobin from the New Yorker and CNN shows his dick on Zoom, gets suspended

Dick slip!

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by Anonymousreply 48311/21/2020

Did his skirt twirl up?

by Anonymousreply 110/19/2020

His ‘toobin didn’t cause thirst and trending?

by Anonymousreply 210/19/2020

The smoking gun!

by Anonymousreply 310/19/2020


by Anonymousreply 410/19/2020

This must be that Trump's October Surprise.s

by Anonymousreply 510/19/2020

Well....WHERE IS IT????

by Anonymousreply 610/19/2020

Jeffrey TOOBIN?! Man, hope really does spring eternal.

by Anonymousreply 710/19/2020

Not interested in seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 810/19/2020

Let Le Senatrix assess the visuals.

by Anonymousreply 910/19/2020

it happens

by Anonymousreply 1010/19/2020

Yeah, me neither r8. Also not interested in going into hysterics and shrieking about the horror of it all and WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN, either. But maybe that's just me.

by Anonymousreply 1110/19/2020

If this was truly an accident, they should move on.

by Anonymousreply 1210/19/2020

Did he present hole?

by Anonymousreply 1310/19/2020

I bet it's fat.

by Anonymousreply 1410/19/2020

They will, R12. With something like this there's always the initial "we're triggered!" moment, and then calmer heads prevail

by Anonymousreply 1510/19/2020

Jeffery Toobin is the son of legendary female newscaster Marlene Sanders

by Anonymousreply 1610/19/2020

IMO, sounds like he intended to flash his penis. It's not like he is living in a studio apartment with the bathroom door in the background of his Zooms.

by Anonymousreply 1710/19/2020

I'm thinking it was of a generous size. Not sure why. And a matching set of balls, but that's just me.

Where's the pics?

by Anonymousreply 1810/19/2020

I know him a bit and can say that he is so totally impressed with himself it's quite possible he believed that the entire world wanted to see his dick.

He does some good reporting but he's one of those journalists for whom his career is all important -- he really couldn't care about anything other than his chances of winning prizes and adulation.

Apparently his dick didn't do that for him.

by Anonymousreply 1910/19/2020

[quote]Jeffery Toobin is the son of legendary female newscaster Marlene Sanders

I'll bet she never showed HER dick on camera.

by Anonymousreply 2010/19/2020

Likely he wasn't wearing pants and just stood up.

Any show of your privates is automatic suspension because we pretend to be a prudish society

by Anonymousreply 2110/19/2020

Well Mary Alice Williams of CNN almost showed her boobs on National TV

Just as she put her mic on, the audio guy accidentally pulled the wire HARD and ripped her entire blouse right off, leaving her sitting there in only a bra

Fortunately they were in commercial, so the camera zoomed into an extreme close-up of her face and stayed there until someone could run to wardrobe and fetch a new blouse

by Anonymousreply 2210/19/2020

Has Casey Greenfield weighed in yet?

by Anonymousreply 2310/19/2020

So- was he sitting there naked from the waist down? Or was it peeking out of his boxers?

by Anonymousreply 2410/19/2020

I always thought he was overexposed anyway, though not in THAT sense.

by Anonymousreply 2510/19/2020

Thankfully, no-one posted the pic here. Guy claims it was a Zoom accident, but is taking "personal" time off to deal with it. Whatever.

by Anonymousreply 2610/19/2020

Caught with his pants down...

by Anonymousreply 2710/19/2020

Has Jeff Greenfield weighed in?

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by Anonymousreply 2810/19/2020

[quote]I bet it's fat

I think so too. He just looks like it would be.

by Anonymousreply 2910/19/2020

The era of news outlets hiring morons and calling them policy analysts and journalists is OVAH.

by Anonymousreply 3010/19/2020

He was probably beating off.

by Anonymousreply 3110/19/2020

I definitely do not want to see this pic - unlike when I heard that Chris Evans' dick pic was online and I furiously searched for it

by Anonymousreply 3210/19/2020

Instead of undermining the primary of the democratic party, Bloomberg should fund a home for disgraced, perverted fake journalists. Call it the Charlie Rose Home for Perverts and Fake Journalists and pundits.

by Anonymousreply 3310/19/2020

We must think of the childrens!

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by Anonymousreply 3410/19/2020

So who's got the screen captures?

by Anonymousreply 3510/19/2020

Vut eez beeg deel?

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by Anonymousreply 3610/19/2020

What’s that about dying of thirst and collecting rain with a fork?

I’d bet he’s got a nice mouthful to offer. Come to me Jeffrey... I’ll service you.

by Anonymousreply 3710/19/2020

I wouldn't mind seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 3810/19/2020

I wanna see that Dong.

by Anonymousreply 3910/19/2020

Sure, an accident, yeah, that's what it was, a pure accident.

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by Anonymousreply 4010/19/2020

I think the entirety of the DL is in agreement that nobody here wants to see that.

by Anonymousreply 4110/19/2020

Trying again ...

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by Anonymousreply 4210/19/2020

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.

Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.

How do you mute a Zoom video? You can mute the audio but it's not like you can freeze the video, to mask yourself from what I know. I never appear on my Zoom meetings, I have my camera covered so only my background is visible.

by Anonymousreply 4310/19/2020

Years ago, someone on here posted that Toobin is into LOTS of kink!!

by Anonymousreply 4410/19/2020

has the image of his dick surfaced yet?

by Anonymousreply 4510/19/2020

I call this the Hitchcock Syndrome (no pun intended): as sexually deprived famous people get older, they lose their grip on reality and start acting out sexually, like Hitchcock did with all his leading ladies after he turned about 50.

by Anonymousreply 4610/19/2020

Was it erect? or Not? If erect, well, that's a tough one to excuse but if limp...then a mistake. I don't this complicated? Apart from his bad and/or lack of clothing decisions.

by Anonymousreply 4710/19/2020

He should just claim it was a mask.

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by Anonymousreply 4810/19/2020

R43 You can turn off your camera during a Zoom session. That's probably what he meant by "muting" the camera.

by Anonymousreply 4910/19/2020

[quote] How do you mute a Zoom video? You can mute the audio but it's not like you can freeze the video, to mask yourself from what I know. I never appear on my Zoom meetings, I have my camera covered so only my background is visible.

You can participate in Zoom with just audio. You can mute audio, too. Not sure how you'd "mute" video in the middle of a Zoom, but I know you can choose, at the start, audio only.

by Anonymousreply 5010/19/2020

When you have an itch, you have to scratch it.

Is that so wrong?

by Anonymousreply 5110/19/2020

One Zoom participant was caught wearing this - anyone else thinking Jeffrey was triggered?

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by Anonymousreply 5210/19/2020

Judging by some of the NSFW posts on Reddit, there are quite a few gay and straight men who get off on not wearing pants on Zoom calls or teleconferences.

by Anonymousreply 5310/19/2020

Come up here and apologize, young man...

by Anonymousreply 5410/19/2020

sounds chilly

by Anonymousreply 5510/19/2020

Ryan 'Follow @SecretBase' Simmons @rysimmons

the new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call."

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by Anonymousreply 5610/19/2020

It's too bad because his reporting on the SCOTUS is usually quite good.

by Anonymousreply 5710/19/2020

This is Karen in Ad/Promo. I want to talk to a manager NOW!

by Anonymousreply 5810/19/2020

This morning on a work zoom, a co-worker’s husband walked right up to his wife’s computer in his boxers (no, you wouldn’t want to see it). These things happen all the time.

by Anonymousreply 5910/19/2020

R58 = sexist troll

by Anonymousreply 6010/19/2020

Verificatia of size meat and low hangers?

by Anonymousreply 6110/19/2020

The New Yorker doesn't go for balls and dick!

by Anonymousreply 6210/19/2020

Can I borrow a pencil? I need to put "cry tomorrow" on my calendar.

Oh, and R60 go fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 6310/19/2020

He has a history of being a perv, so it was no accident.

by Anonymousreply 6410/19/2020

He's not a bad journalist. I liked quite a few of his pieces for the New Yorker.

by Anonymousreply 6510/19/2020

Oh goody, a chance for every woke puritan to weigh in and sob. Awesome.

by Anonymousreply 6610/19/2020

He fathered a child with Jeff Greenfield's daughter while married and fought the paternity tests in court.

Plus he wrote that nasty book about Patty Hearst claiming she wasn't brainwashed and willingly participated in her rapes.

It was going to be a TV series but it got cancelled due to protests of blaming the victim. (from Hearst and others.)

by Anonymousreply 6710/19/2020

Somewhere Matt Lauer is having another drink and toasting.

by Anonymousreply 6810/19/2020

"He has a history of being a perv, so it was no accident."

Yeah, I'm just not getting an "accident" vibe here, from the reaction of his employers and the apology to the wife. He's been "problematic" for a while (see R67).

by Anonymousreply 6910/19/2020

I don’t think he is bad looking for an older man.

by Anonymousreply 7010/19/2020

It was only a matter of time and way overdue.

by Anonymousreply 7110/19/2020

He isn't.

by Anonymousreply 7210/19/2020

Oh dear God why couldn't it have been Ari Melber? (And the photos leaked.)

by Anonymousreply 7310/19/2020

Why couldn’t it be Lou Dobbs or Sean Hannity?

by Anonymousreply 7410/19/2020

For the New Yorker to suspend him and for him to publicly apologize to his wife and kids, I don't think this was a case of an accidental dick slip. More like he had it out and in his hand. Maybe he got off on thinking they couldn't see him, maybe he intended to be seen, who knows? But I think he was being really pervy for this to garner the reaction it did.

by Anonymousreply 7510/19/2020

Has Charlie Rose commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 7610/19/2020

Toobin had a longtime off and on extramarital affair with attorney Casey Greenfield.[22] She is the daughter of American television journalist and author Jeff Greenfield and the ex-wife of screenwriter Matt Manfredi.[23] They had a child in 2009, which Toobin initially resisted acknowledging.[21][24]

Ultimately, Toobin's paternity was confirmed with a DNA test and separately, a Manhattan Family Court judge ordered Toobin to pay child support.[22]

by Anonymousreply 7710/19/2020

He's a mediocre legal analyst and it's time CNN got someone else. This is perfect timing for them to do so.

by Anonymousreply 7810/19/2020

What they don’t teach you at Harvard College or Harvard Law.

You’re either born with common sense, or you’re not.

by Anonymousreply 7910/19/2020

I'll have a 12-inch Toobsteak, please!

by Anonymousreply 8010/19/2020

I always liked him. He has a dry sarcastic tone and a cutting style to his pronouncements and observations. I've read a couple of his books. Legally he is very smart. His analysis is pretty much on target most of the time. I knew nothing about him personally. He sounds like a nasty piece of work. But Whatever. I'm just not feeling that invested in outrage towards him. I don't care. Will I miss him on TV? sort of, but not really. I wish it had been Anderson, though...and we had the pics.

by Anonymousreply 8110/19/2020

I think Toobin may be surprised at how much no one cares about this...or him...

by Anonymousreply 8210/19/2020

[Quote]Oh goody, a chance for every woke puritan to weigh in and sob. Awesome.

Explain please. He fucked Amy Greenfield numerously on and off over the years and despite genetic evidence of parentage, he would not admit or relent until ordered.

Should "Puritans" invoke some unfavorable ethnic stereotypes about Mr. Toobib, J.D.? Some that fit his actual behavior?

by Anonymousreply 8310/19/2020

Let's face it, we've all seen how most overweight guys have small dicks.

Prolly has decent meaty balls.

My theory is he was multi-tasking and bored with the call so had another window of porn open while slowly caressing his shaft and thought he would stand up and not be noticed.

Surprise frontal!

by Anonymousreply 8410/19/2020

[quote]If this was truly an accident, they should move on

It was, it was part of a video medical exam by my doctor but i didn't realize I was still connected to the other meeting. Sh....HE, the doctor, wanted a close of inspection of my privates. The fact that his leak occurred may be an HIPAA violation and I am considering legal action!

by Anonymousreply 8510/19/2020

Even reading the article it's not clear what he was doing with his dick, but based on what others are suggesting here, he was playing with his cock thinking the camera was off because deep down he's a bit kinky? Is that right?

by Anonymousreply 8610/19/2020

I just saw this. Toobin? Who knew?

Bullshit on it being an accident. He wanted someone to see.

I find this all hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 8710/19/2020

Ha ha!

by Anonymousreply 8810/19/2020

Sansdra Day O'Connor gave him special access for The Nine.

by Anonymousreply 8910/19/2020

[quote] He's a mediocre legal analyst and it's time CNN got someone else. This is perfect timing for them to do so.

They should get someone who knows what he is talking about, like Alan Dershowitz. Hopefully Alan will be asked to comment on Toobin’s latest fuck-up.

by Anonymousreply 9010/19/2020

Dershowitz R80? Sell-out, friend of Epstein, Trump ass kisser Dershowitz?

by Anonymousreply 9110/19/2020

Sorry, R91 was meant for R90?

by Anonymousreply 9210/19/2020

So do we think he got off playing with his dick during a Zoom call and just fucked up turning his camera off?

Do you suppose he has been pulling it out since March?

Or is he a secret Chaturbator?

by Anonymousreply 9310/19/2020

Jeffrey Tube-in

by Anonymousreply 9410/19/2020

From Vice:

"This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating."

by Anonymousreply 9510/19/2020

Speaking of Dersh....has he been scarce recently?

by Anonymousreply 9610/19/2020

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each individual person on the call saw, but both of the people we spoke to said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had bee

by Anonymousreply 9710/19/2020

Article with further details.

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by Anonymousreply 9810/19/2020

Nobody puts their wife FIRST in the apology if it's a true accident. They put their wife first in the apology if it's not really an accident but a complete lapse of decency which will bring humiliation on the whole family.

by Anonymousreply 9910/19/2020

Well, that's rather cocky of him.

by Anonymousreply 10010/19/2020

Oh, r100, he was just being a dick.

by Anonymousreply 10110/19/2020

DL Fave Meredith Talusan has already knitted a skullcap that says, "So you showed your dick on ZOOM?"

by Anonymousreply 10210/19/2020

He was masturbating.

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by Anonymousreply 10310/19/2020

Who's zooming who?


by Anonymousreply 10410/19/2020

R104 Take another look and tell me, yeah...

by Anonymousreply 10510/19/2020

Sounds like there may have been some sort of drugs or alcohol involved which is why he did not realize he was not on "mute"

by Anonymousreply 10610/19/2020

Day drinking and watching porn, just another day of working from home.

by Anonymousreply 10710/19/2020

Just In - Wolf Blitzer caught reviewing Zoom tape in Editing room.

by Anonymousreply 10810/19/2020

What was so arousing on a work zoom that a 60-year-old man needs to jerk off right away in front of everybody (even "muted")?

by Anonymousreply 10910/19/2020

I think I need to investigate this. Please send the videotape.

by Anonymousreply 11010/19/2020

He was rubbing one out during the zoom call. according to N Y Post.

by Anonymousreply 11110/19/2020

Who said he was masturbating?

by Anonymousreply 11210/19/2020

so where are the dick pics??

by Anonymousreply 11310/19/2020

Zerohedge is a far Right wing web site and the NY Post is run by Murdoch. Consider the source.

by Anonymousreply 11410/19/2020

Two people on the call told Vice that the gathering was part of a virtual election simulation that included New Yorker bigs such as Jane Mayer, Evan Osnos and Jelani Cobb, as well as producers from the magazine and WNYC radio.

The sources said that at one point, it looked as if Toobin was taking another call and lowered his camera — and that’s when they saw him touching his penis.

by Anonymousreply 11510/19/2020

This is a Republican hit job. All the supposed new info is coming from their web sites with no receipts. They hate Toobin for being a liberal and on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 11610/19/2020

[quote] The sources said that at one point, it looked as if Toobin was taking another call and lowered his camera — and that’s when they saw him touching his penis.

He had an itch.

by Anonymousreply 11710/19/2020

So rude to take a call when you're on zoom.

by Anonymousreply 11810/19/2020

This is a whole lot of nothing. People are dying and this is what they’re talking about. They need to get laid.

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by Anonymousreply 12010/19/2020

That's it. Trump gains from this. Biden's over.

by Anonymousreply 12110/19/2020

I love a man who can multi-task.

by Anonymousreply 12210/19/2020

R116, it sounds like he admitted it. He said it was a mistake. That’s not what you say if you’re innocent.

My guess is he just lost his TV gig, at least for a while. He’ll let some time pass and write a book or something,

by Anonymousreply 12310/19/2020

what kind of lawyer forgets that he's filed his briefs?

by Anonymousreply 12410/19/2020

He apologized to his wife! I thought he was a gay!

by Anonymousreply 12510/19/2020

who the fuck does this? I'm sorry but it's not like he's zooming with super models etc...

by Anonymousreply 12610/19/2020 could bring supplemental income

by Anonymousreply 12710/19/2020

Don't you mean defiled, r124?

by Anonymousreply 12810/19/2020

Just yesterday somewhere on Reddit, there was a video of a small child in a Zoom classroom meeting and his naked mother wandered in to get something behind him while the female teacher tried desperately to get her attention.

by Anonymousreply 12910/19/2020

A simple wardrobe malfunction.

Nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 13010/19/2020

Update!! He was jacking off!!! OMG!!

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by Anonymousreply 13110/19/2020

What were they talking about on the call that made him so horny? He couldn’t wait an hour?

What a knob. (Ha)

by Anonymousreply 13210/19/2020

well, i've been on lots of zoom calls that are so fucking mind numbing that the hand does kinda wander below the waistband, but yeah, this tool went beyond what's acceptable

by Anonymousreply 13310/19/2020

Don't you mean *both* tools, r133?

by Anonymousreply 13410/19/2020

I think he apologized to his wife because their relationship is ..."fragile..." and also because when you do something publicly embarrassing and shameful, and you get suspended from your job, as a public figure it would be unseemly for him to apologize to the NEw Yorker or WTF ever and not mention his wife. So saying he apologizes to her first makes him look...decent and remorseful... It's all bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 13510/19/2020

R115 he thought they said it was a virtual erection stimulation. Easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

by Anonymousreply 13610/19/2020

He just lost his job and a lot of income. That’s probably what he was apologizing about.

by Anonymousreply 13710/19/2020

He drew eyes on the head and did that thing where you pretend the slit is a mouth and made it talk and dance.

by Anonymousreply 13810/19/2020

Maybe he thought it was an erection simulation instead of election? Who masturbates during work meetings? Tool

by Anonymousreply 13910/19/2020

Jeffery Toob-out!

by Anonymousreply 14010/19/2020

Guess what the #1 trending topic on Twitter is right now?

by Anonymousreply 14110/19/2020

Sadly he flashed straight people, so they all clutched pearls and not a soul thought to get a screen capture

by Anonymousreply 14210/19/2020

[Quote] there are quite a few gay and straight men who get off on not wearing pants on Zoom calls

Dear mother of god.

by Anonymousreply 14310/19/2020

did anyone take a picture? any deets on his junk?


by Anonymousreply 14410/19/2020

Why did he lower the camera if he thought it was on “mute”?

by Anonymousreply 14510/19/2020

They must have been recording it, right? DataLounge needs verificatia!

by Anonymousreply 14610/19/2020

How mortifying! But have to admit I wouldn't mind seeing his dick. I've always crushed on him and liked his, um, writing.

by Anonymousreply 14710/19/2020

I've moved on already. It was a fun five minutes tho

by Anonymousreply 14810/19/2020

What an amazingly stupid thing for him to have done.

by Anonymousreply 14910/19/2020

Who would want to see that thing jack off?

by Anonymousreply 15010/19/2020

Well at least he didn't flash hit tits, too.

by Anonymousreply 15110/19/2020

Top Ten Jeffrey Toobin Zoom Dick Pic Excuses:

I thought I heard "erection stimulation" not "election simulation"

It's Don Lemon's fault

I thought I was in the studio

Anthony Weiner's Zoom instructions to me were clearly not helpful

Didn't want to wake my wife

Didn't want to wake the dog

I'm experiencing WFH lockdown trauma

Discussing election strategies is erotic and mesmerizing

Ambien has side effects, my doctor never warned me

I'm hoping SNL will see my sense of humor and use this as their opening skit

I heard "Super Spreader" and I misinterpreted the meaning

I didn't know Long Covid causes sudden, uncontrollable erections

by Anonymousreply 15210/19/2020

Who reported it to the news?

by Anonymousreply 15310/19/2020

[quote]He's a mediocre legal analyst and it's time CNN got someone else. This is perfect timing for them to do so.

This is what drives me crazy about all of the networks. Why is there this need to recycle the same god damned talking heads, esp., those who've already proven themselves vile? No one needs to hear from people like Bill Kristol who should've been in front of a firing squad for his role in where we are today. God forbid we get fresh voices and perspectives from new people.

by Anonymousreply 15410/19/2020

When I first heard this I thought he flashed dick ON CNN. Now THAT would have been something to talk about...

by Anonymousreply 15510/19/2020

This is his body type and all y'all are getting all hot and bothered over potential sizemeat?

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by Anonymousreply 15610/19/2020

R116, it's been reported on VICE, hardly a right-wing news outlet.

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by Anonymousreply 15810/19/2020

Who cares?! At the moment everyone is either bored, anxious, horny, depressed or some combination thereof. You do what you got to do. And this is the most exciting thing anyone at [italic]The New Yorker[/italic] has done in quite some time.

by Anonymousreply 15910/19/2020


by Anonymousreply 16010/19/2020

How does someone that fat and old still masturbate?

by Anonymousreply 16110/19/2020

Has Ronan Farrow commented?

by Anonymousreply 16210/19/2020

He was wanking

by Anonymousreply 16310/19/2020

He was masturbating!

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by Anonymousreply 16410/19/2020

[quote] Who cares?

Most of the female workforce who’ve been forced to deal with shit for years on the job & are tired of it.

by Anonymousreply 16510/19/2020

This is allegedly a screenshot from the Zoom call.

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by Anonymousreply 16610/19/2020

I just threw up a little in my mouth :(

by Anonymousreply 16710/19/2020

R166 Please tell me this is a joke.

by Anonymousreply 16810/19/2020

r167 - I threw up...a lot.

by Anonymousreply 16910/19/2020

Big assed belly and a centimeter peter

by Anonymousreply 17010/19/2020

He forgot where he was and thought he was on his Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 17110/19/2020

R168 I said allegedly for a reason. I can't confirm 100% whether it is or not, but I've seen it shared multiple times.

by Anonymousreply 17210/19/2020

Jeffrey Toobin onlyfans

by Anonymousreply 17310/19/2020


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by Anonymousreply 17410/19/2020

The reactions of the others are priceless.

by Anonymousreply 17510/19/2020

I don't think he’s that fat.

by Anonymousreply 17610/19/2020

That belly and micro peen are revolting

by Anonymousreply 17710/19/2020

I certainly didn't need to see that.

by Anonymousreply 17810/19/2020

R166 That doesn't look real.

by Anonymousreply 17910/19/2020

The screenshot at r166 is a photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 18010/19/2020

Is that even a fully formed penis?

by Anonymousreply 18110/19/2020

Here’s the original story the screenshot was taken from:

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by Anonymousreply 18210/19/2020

"He’ll let some time pass and write a book or something"

Like that book he wrote blaming Patty Hearst for being kidnapped, held in a closet for months, and repeatedly raped by several men? This guy was ALWAYS been scum and I couldn't be happier that he's finally feeling "embarrassed."

by Anonymousreply 18310/19/2020

The biggest shock is that he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 18410/19/2020

It was an easy mistake to make. They were doing an election simulation, but Jeffrey misheard it as an erection stimulation. Could happen to anybody.

by Anonymousreply 18510/19/2020

Pretty amusing to see someone so smug get knocked down several pegs.

by Anonymousreply 18610/19/2020

He’ll commit suicide

by Anonymousreply 18710/19/2020

I must not be that gay because I really dont want to see his dick

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by Anonymousreply 18810/19/2020

He was unable to resist the brilliant but unfortunately faced Masha Gessen.

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by Anonymousreply 18910/19/2020

Ugh the tissues

by Anonymousreply 19010/19/2020

There once was a man named Toobin,

Whose main delight was in Zoomin’

As he wiped off his screen,

After makin’ a scene,

He asked, “How did you like my oozin’?”

by Anonymousreply 19110/19/2020

I wonder if there was a girlfriend there with him. Maybe she thought it would be funny and exciting to secretly jack him off (and more) during his business meeting, thinking that no one would know what they were doing.

When I try to join a zoom meeting, and I see that message, "Waiting for host to start the meeting", I'm anxiously checking my hair and clothes to make sure they're OK, knowing that, at any second, I'm going to be on someone else's screen. Maybe his zoom meeting started late, and when it did suddenly start, he was too "distracted" to notice.

by Anonymousreply 19210/19/2020

This why we can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 19310/19/2020

Wait is that pic real?

by Anonymousreply 19410/19/2020

Greg Gutfeld was having a field day on "The Five" on FOX.

by Anonymousreply 19510/19/2020

Greg Gutfeld was having a field day on "The Five" on FOX.

by Anonymousreply 19610/19/2020

Now we know what his book "The Nine" was really referring to.

by Anonymousreply 19710/19/2020

Someone on Twitter said the title should be changed to The Four and a Half...

by Anonymousreply 19810/19/2020

[quote]Greg Gutfeld was having a field day on "The Five" on FOX.

Who the fuck cares? That cockroach motherfucker works for a network where you wouldn't want to shine a blacklight on the place with all of the pervs who've worked there including Jabba the hut and his raw hamburger meat. The last idiots who should say anything is anyone who works at that toxic Newscorp.

And I say that as someone who fucking hates CNN

by Anonymousreply 19910/19/2020

[quite]Greg Gutfeld

Really? That douche should talk. All people on Faux News are Faux Reporters. Who cares what they say. I'ts just Trump TV at this point.

by Anonymousreply 20010/19/2020

Ask yourself, R161.

by Anonymousreply 20110/19/2020

That screenshot is faked, people.

by Anonymousreply 20210/19/2020

Omg that has to be a worse nightmare. I guess the zoom call was scheduled and he wasn’t finished yet?

by Anonymousreply 20310/19/2020

On second thought, I think this could possibly be a tale of two browsers. One browser was open to the zoom conference, waiting for the meeting to start. The other browser was playing a porn clip, and he thought he could finish before the zoom meeting started. He would be a bit flustered and sweaty during the meeting, but he could say that he had been jogging.

by Anonymousreply 20410/19/2020

Somehow it reminds me of that scene in "Annie Hall" where Alvy leaves a crowded party in his living room to watch baseball on TV in the bedroom; when his wife comes to retrieve him, he starts kissing her on the bed, and she flips out, outraged that he wants to fool around when, "there are people from THE NEW YORKER in the next room !"

I hope the next cover finally shows Eustace Tilley pulling it out.

by Anonymousreply 20510/19/2020

He's not that fat.

by Anonymousreply 20610/19/2020

What a dick

What a fool

So dumb

To show his tool

by Anonymousreply 20710/19/2020

R189 Why does her face look like that?!

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by Anonymousreply 20910/19/2020

He's 60. I have never seen a dick that old and I never want to!

by Anonymousreply 21010/19/2020

Unless he came on the screen I don't see what the big deal is.

by Anonymousreply 21110/19/2020

And the moral of this tale is?

by Anonymousreply 21210/19/2020

He wasn’t wearing pants and the cam dropped. I know the fraus hate the sight of male genitalia but they need to get over it.

by Anonymousreply 21310/19/2020

Don't wank where you work.

by Anonymousreply 21410/19/2020

Secretly we all love finding out that someone else is just as freaky as we are.

by Anonymousreply 21510/19/2020

Patty Hearst is very happy today.

by Anonymousreply 21610/19/2020

LOL at OJ Simpson trolling Toobin. OJ received some hilarious replies.

by Anonymousreply 21710/19/2020

Did he try blaming it on a hacking?

by Anonymousreply 21810/19/2020

[quote]Did he try blaming it on a hacking?

Did he try blaming it on Obama?

by Anonymousreply 21910/19/2020

[quote]LOL at OJ Simpson trolling Toobin. OJ received some hilarious replies.

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit.

by Anonymousreply 22010/19/2020

The photo at R166 may be fake because this anarchist group, who gets into Twitter spats with a lot of reporters, said this:

[Quote] media insider just told us that toobin was wearing a shirt and tie during zoom dick incident which makes it so much worse

So who knows?

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by Anonymousreply 22110/19/2020

What a creep. I always wonder how many people do shady stuff on these zoom calls though when they get bored and think no one is watching.

by Anonymousreply 22210/19/2020

Zoom has fucked a few people up this year.

by Anonymousreply 22310/19/2020

That original video at r182 is a classic!

Don't tell me it's not real - I don't want to know.

by Anonymousreply 22410/19/2020

"Election simulation?" I thought you said Erection Stimulation!"

by Anonymousreply 22510/19/2020

Dickhead shows his dick.

by Anonymousreply 22610/19/2020

He said he's taking some time off to deal with some personal issues... I bet he was stealing a glance at some gay porn, or on some sex app with a guy.

Now he's confessed to the wife and the shit has hit the fan.

I really always thought he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 22710/19/2020

Yeah. Gay guys always marry one woman while knocking up another on the side.

by Anonymousreply 22810/19/2020

R166, Those reactions are hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 22910/19/2020

R202, Yes, but the others' expressions are still funny!

by Anonymousreply 23010/19/2020

Toobin is such a horrible person, he deserves far worse punishment.

by Anonymousreply 23110/19/2020

Audience reaction.

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" this is the most exciting thing anyone at The New Yorker has done in quite some time."


by Anonymousreply 23310/19/2020

Yes, R233, and people were saying the New Yorker had become irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 23410/20/2020

Oh my God R166. I can't stop laughing. I have a sofa pillow over my face because I'm laughing so much that I'm afraid I'll wake my husband up. I can't believe anyone for one second believed that was a real screen shot.

by Anonymousreply 23510/20/2020

Straight guys like him just need to be evicted from society. Someone needs to catalog all of his personality traits and start profiling everyone who matches the description and just keep them out of anything remotely resembling positions of power. Chris Hayes, you've been warned.

by Anonymousreply 23610/20/2020

Interesting that the guys all seem to know exactly what’s going on and probably thanking God it wasn’t them. And the women are all in shock

by Anonymousreply 23710/20/2020

Once again the screenshot is fake and not related to Toobin. It’s from an ad for Pornhub. It’s completely staged. The actors aren’t even reaction to peen.

by Anonymousreply 23810/20/2020

he was jerking off on zoom, it was not just a dick slip

by Anonymousreply 23910/20/2020

He was watching the video of Hunter Biden banging a hooker.

by Anonymousreply 24010/20/2020

The unrelated video posted above is a PR stunt made as part of advertising campaign.

by Anonymousreply 24110/20/2020

"YouToob: Broadcast Yourself, Jacking Off."

by Anonymousreply 24210/20/2020

Toobin is a garbage person, but he is a good writer. I liked his Patty Hearst book a lot, it really evoked the era well.

by Anonymousreply 24310/20/2020

I would be really icked out if I saw my coworker masturbating. Yuck.

I’m not good at pretending - and afterwards I’d have to interact with him and pretend like everything is normal. But it wouldn’t be normal because I had seen him masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 24410/20/2020

People gonna learn that it isn't so great to offload all memory to digital technology. Humans have always sought to not give their synapses a throrugh work out. But if one can't rouse up a couple of sex scenarios in their minds in order to masturbate they need a Porn Detox. I bet he can't fuck a LOT in real life and has affairs because he blames the woman. There's a lot of psychological erectile dysfuntion going around in even young, straight men because of "death grip" caused by porn addlement. How laughable not to be able to take a picture with one's own mind. And now this man can't contain himself enough to compartmentalise his wanking time vis a vis his paid employment. Fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 24510/20/2020

That pic at R166 is not him. I saw that one a few months ago. It was a gag on some website/youtube.

by Anonymousreply 24610/20/2020

[quote] I call this the Hitchcock Syndrome (no pun intended)


by Anonymousreply 24710/20/2020

Very original, r185.

And HEE-larious. We haven’t heard that in this very thread about 5 times already, that’s what makes it so spot on.

by Anonymousreply 24810/20/2020

I have a few coworkers that I’d be thrilled to see jerking.

by Anonymousreply 24910/20/2020

Can you even imagine what would happen to a woman who got caught masturbating/flashing her junk during a work Zoom? Not only would she be fired immediately, they'd probably haul her off to a loony bin. But straight guys gotta straight guy...

by Anonymousreply 25010/20/2020

[quote]What a dick

[quote]What a fool

[quote]So dumb

[quote]To show his tool.

R207, you forgot to add

[quote]Burma Shave

at the end.

by Anonymousreply 25110/20/2020

For someone so fug he sure gets a lot of snatch

by Anonymousreply 25210/20/2020

wow. his wife is fugggg

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Etsy out there WORKING while you slept

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by Anonymousreply 25410/20/2020

If he’s walking his dog, there hasn’t been sufficient public humiliation of his conduct and his nasty bits, or else he’s completely shameless.

by Anonymousreply 25510/20/2020

Sarah Haines couldn’t contain her laughter on the View while discussing this.

by Anonymousreply 25610/20/2020

Too bad he didn’t have a mask over his frothy beercan

by Anonymousreply 25710/20/2020

What is with guys with punny last names like Weiner and Toobin getting caught showing their junk?

by Anonymousreply 25810/20/2020

Jeffrey Toobin is not my idea of sex appeal. It's disgusting to even think what that scene may have looked like.

by Anonymousreply 25910/20/2020

It looked like a paunchy, middle-aged white guy pulling his dick r259.

by Anonymousreply 26010/20/2020

[quote] female newscaster Marlene Sanders

Thanks for clarifying — I was getting him mixed up with another Jeffrey Toobin, whose father was also named Marlene Sanders.

by Anonymousreply 26110/20/2020

r250, You're probably right but I'm howling at the idea of Maureen Down caught fingering herself during an interview while bashing Hillary.

by Anonymousreply 26210/20/2020

This article lays it all out:

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call

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[quote]I have a few coworkers that I’d be thrilled to see jerking.

Lucky you. I have a few coworkers who are just jerks.

by Anonymousreply 26410/20/2020

He likes anal and fisting!

by Anonymousreply 26510/20/2020

Gawker published an item about Toobin’s alleged sexual habits titled, “Too Hot For Print: CNN Anchor Jeffrey Toobin’s Rumored XXX Sex Fetish.’’

The site claimed to have a source who said Toobin had an “anal fixation’’ that included enjoying anal sex and “fisting

by Anonymousreply 26610/20/2020

Is the family dog safe?

by Anonymousreply 26710/20/2020

[quote] The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes.

What exactly was this "election simulation" for? It is some type of rehearsal for reporting on election night, with people playing Democrats and Republicans for interviews?

by Anonymousreply 26810/20/2020

[quote]I would be really icked out if I saw my coworker masturbating. Yuck.

[quote]I have a few coworkers that I’d be thrilled to see jerking.

I would pay cash money to see three of my coworkers masturbating.

Seeing any of the other guys I work with masturbating would make me projectile vomit.

by Anonymousreply 26910/20/2020

Why is it always a jerk NO ONE WANTS TO SEE'

by Anonymousreply 27010/20/2020

Let he who has not jacked cast the first stone.

by Anonymousreply 27110/20/2020

[quote]Judging by some of the NSFW posts on Reddit, there are quite a few gay and straight men who get off on not wearing pants on Zoom calls or teleconferences.

That's called DONALD DUCKING.

by Anonymousreply 27210/20/2020

[quote] I would be really icked out if I saw my coworker masturbating. Yuck.

What is it with all these sex negative prisspots on Datalounge? It’s 2020 for God’s sake, not the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 27310/20/2020

Were there photos or video of said Donald Ducking?

by Anonymousreply 27410/20/2020

[quote] That's called DONALD DUCKING.

Oh I fucking love that!!

Just hitting W&W wasn’t enough!

by Anonymousreply 27510/20/2020

He didn’t make that up, r275.

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That’s a nice set of moobs on Jeffrey.

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^C- cups^

by Anonymousreply 27810/20/2020

If he were black, latino or a woman there would be no "suspension"

by Anonymousreply 27910/20/2020

It's also called "Porky Pigging it."

by Anonymousreply 28010/20/2020

No, R279, they'd be fired.

by Anonymousreply 28110/20/2020

What I want to know is who it was on the Zoom call that he was jerking off to.

by Anonymousreply 28210/20/2020

I love the Post's headline

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by Anonymousreply 28310/20/2020

Everyone who's upset about his Patty Hearst book, how do you feel about Patti Smith's cover of "Hey Joe" where she talks about how Hearst was free for the first time in her life?

The Patti Hearst story is complicated.

by Anonymousreply 28410/20/2020

The Post is so mean.

by Anonymousreply 28510/20/2020

I read the Patty Hearst book he wrote. It wasn’t anti Patty.

by Anonymousreply 28610/20/2020

That's what I meant R281

There's no reason to keep him. There are a thousand other legal experts. I like Neal Katyal and pretty much every female lawyer on MSNBC.

by Anonymousreply 28710/20/2020

His train left the station

by Anonymousreply 28810/20/2020

R287 - how many were Supreme Court clerks though? Katyal was at least.

by Anonymousreply 28910/20/2020

If Jeff had needs, why didn't he get on Lá Sènatrice's gentleman caller's list? Sure he'd have to wait at least a month, but perhaps it would be worth it for him.

by Anonymousreply 29010/20/2020

R264, I think you’re probably a minority. There are people in every workplace, if you saw them doing that, people would run out of the room vomiting in horror.

by Anonymousreply 29110/20/2020

I sometimes wear a dress shirt and gym shorts on Zoom meetings and feel bad about that. Is that a bad thing?

by Anonymousreply 29210/20/2020

R292 what’s under the gym shorts? Meat?

by Anonymousreply 29310/20/2020

This must suck for him. Quite an expensive jerk off also. These "political commentator/analyst" jobs on CNN pay a six figure salary just for staying up to date, having an opinion, agreeing with the host and showing up for 5 min segments a couple of times a week. Ouch.

by Anonymousreply 29410/20/2020

R293 is Jeffrey Toobin.

by Anonymousreply 29510/20/2020

I wonder if Sanjay Gupta jacks off during zoom meetings? Probably not anymore!

by Anonymousreply 29610/20/2020

"If you look at Patty Hearst's conduct, to me there is no alternative explanation except that she was an enthusiastic participant in an extraordinary number of crimes, any of which could have taken multiple lives, and one bank robbery did take a woman’s life,” Toobin told the Los Angeles Times while promoting the book. “I mean, shooting up a street in Inglewood — it’s just a miracle she didn’t kill a lot of people.”

The alternative explanation, the truth:

"It’s no secret that I was abducted, raped, and tortured at 19,” Hearst said. “What followed was a series of events that were the direct result of a child having been destroyed both inside and out. It was offensive to me that a man would have the audacity to tell a woman that he would have the last word on her trauma."

by Anonymousreply 29710/20/2020

R297 - how do you know which is the truth? Personally I agree with Toobin.

What do you think of Patti Smith's song?

by Anonymousreply 29810/20/2020

Who gives a fuck about Patti Smith’s song?! Godamn!

by Anonymousreply 29910/20/2020

R299 - well, who gives a fuck about Toobin's book?

I just think it's inconsistent to insult Toobin when Smith made the exact same point.

by Anonymousreply 30010/20/2020

This is extremely relevant to my interests.

by Anonymousreply 30110/20/2020

You guys ever wonder why these zoom calls have such bad quality? They always look like they're recorded with an iPhone 1 camera. My laptop has a 10 MP camera, I have super fast internet etc. and the quality is still a blurry mess. People should also learn how to record the screen in case you need it later (to leak to the media) or something. We would have a great video of the creep jerking off now.

by Anonymousreply 30210/20/2020

But where does Toobin stand on white shoes after Labor Day?

by Anonymousreply 30310/20/2020

🤣 It was an accident ........

He didn't mean to get caught.

by Anonymousreply 30410/20/2020

[quote]It's also called "Porky Pigging it."

Let's stop before we get to "prairie dogging it."

by Anonymousreply 30510/20/2020

I just spotted my copy of "The Nine" on my bookshelf. And here I was, thinking the title referenced SCOTUS.

But seriously, I feel bad for Toomer and for all of us. The stress and anxiety caused by this election season is immeasurable, and some are more susceptible to this negativity overload. Do not be surprised when and how the tension manifests during the next several weeks. Sadly, the potential is there for more of us to break under the weight of hopelessness.

Let go and let God.

by Anonymousreply 30610/20/2020

[quote] Do not be surprised when and how the tension manifests during the next several weeks. Sadly, the potential is there for more of us to break under the weight of hopelessness.

Who knows who will be next to pull their pants down and jack off during a meeting? It could literally be ANY of us.

by Anonymousreply 30710/20/2020

Mike Pence.

But I suspect it won't be his first rodeo.

by Anonymousreply 30810/20/2020

Patty Hearst was no more a victim than I was . He was dead right on that point . She just was lucky she had money for lots of good lawyers . brainwashed my ass .

by Anonymousreply 30910/20/2020

Don't take your dick out when you have a Zoom window open. Duh. It's really simple.

by Anonymousreply 31010/20/2020

He didn't know he had it open. Allegedly.

by Anonymousreply 31110/20/2020

[quote]She just was lucky she had money for lots of good lawyers .

She was found guilty and sentenced to seven years in prison. Wouldn't "luck" and "lots of good lawyers" involve being acquitted?

Read her book, "Every Secret Thing".

by Anonymousreply 31210/20/2020

I hope he saved and invested wisely...

He can always open his own shop and be his own boss. no need for tv jobs.

by Anonymousreply 31310/20/2020

Did he finish?

by Anonymousreply 31410/20/2020

What r294 said. The talking head gigs on news shows are such easy jobs and very lucrative. If you can luck out with one of those, you're set. So stupid to jeopardize it.

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by Anonymousreply 31610/20/2020

The book was very anti-Patty. It stated that she willingly participated in the whole thing and then at the end took a snipe at her saying she had become her mother which she disdained. He was quite bitter that she wouldn't give him an interview so he slanted the book that way.

He described one of the captors as being her lover. CNN did a series version of the book which they kind of hid to get rid of after the negative press for the book. At least there when one of the SLA people calls Cujo her lover the reporter bursts out how can you describe a man who raped a young woman locked in a closet her lover.

People who don't believe her like r309 seem to be jealous of her money.

She says at the end of her book and the movie that was made of it that people just have trouble believing how fragile the human mind can be.

There have been other cases like this before and after. It is where the term Stockholm Syndrome comes from. Elizabeth Smart stayed with her captives in the woods behind her house for months. There were also those girls in Cleveland or someplace who stayed in the basement for years.

Patty Hearst was kidnapped, tortured and raped. She IS a victim.

by Anonymousreply 31710/20/2020

[quote]He's 60. I have never seen a dick that old and I never want to!

Oh yes you will. Just a matter of time. I will be here for you when you reach that age.

-The Mirror-

by Anonymousreply 31810/20/2020

Only on the east coast would he be considered straight.

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R319 - you think he's gay? Why?

by Anonymousreply 32010/20/2020

I am frankly surprised he was not fired. There is no accidental masturbation during meetings. I had to counsel an employee who shot her mouth off during a meeting because she didn’t mute. This is 10x worse.

by Anonymousreply 32110/20/2020

there was a gawker article about how he liked anal and fisting.

by Anonymousreply 32210/20/2020

[quote] He was masturbating.

Thanks for clearing that up, Rose: we had thought all this time he had been checking for barnacles.

by Anonymousreply 32310/20/2020

R321 - it was an accident. He thought he had closed out of the meeting. And he most likely will end up fired.

by Anonymousreply 32410/20/2020

[quote] Gawker published an item about Toobin’s alleged sexual habits titled, “Too Hot For Print: CNN Anchor Jeffrey Toobin’s Rumored XXX Sex Fetish.’’

[quote] The site claimed to have a source who said Toobin had an “anal fixation’’ that included enjoying anal sex and “fisting

Well, big fucking deal.

Who reported that, tender untouched virgin Rich Juzwiak?

by Anonymousreply 32510/20/2020

His moral pontificating was always a little hard to take knowing how shabbily he had treated Jeff Greenfield's daughter and his wife.

by Anonymousreply 32610/20/2020

But why did he lower the camera to photograph himself wanking? What woman would want to see that?

He was online with a GUY.

by Anonymousreply 32710/20/2020

Oh, Jeffrey!

by Anonymousreply 32810/20/2020

He probably just minimized the window not realizing he didn't shut the cam off so basically they saw everything while he thought all they could do is hear him.

by Anonymousreply 32910/20/2020

I know r166's picture isn't real, but it's still fucking hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 33010/20/2020

Has Gloria Borger commented? Dana Bash? Kirsten Powers?

by Anonymousreply 33110/20/2020

R327 - what are you talking about? Why wouldn't a woman want to have cam sex with him? In any case, you're confused - he wasn't camming with anyone, just looking at porn.

R325 - doesn't he write for National Review? What's he got to do with this?

by Anonymousreply 33210/20/2020

Jeffrey Toobin: Just so you know, Brianna Keilar is not happy.

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Brianna Keilar is also not thin.

We all have something we need to work on.

by Anonymousreply 33410/20/2020

When can I see Aaron Cockgobbler's wee-wee? I'm still waiting, DL!

by Anonymousreply 33510/20/2020

R334. A thinner Brianna Keilar is not happy with you either.

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Big Gulp

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[quote] it was an accident. He thought he had closed out of the meeting. And he most likely will end up fired.

The meeting wasn’t over. They’d broken out into strategy session groups but were all still active on the call. Its not like he left the feed up and then hours later started jacking it.

[quote] The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

by Anonymousreply 33810/20/2020

You'd think he would have a work computer and a separate personal computer.

by Anonymousreply 33910/20/2020

Oh what's a little wank? No big whoop.

by Anonymousreply 34010/20/2020

To be fair, whenever you are told to break into groups for a strategy session, it's usually jack off of one kind or another.

by Anonymousreply 34110/20/2020

No big Whoop?

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Most of the work Zoom meetings I attend are circle jerks anyway. I sympathize.

by Anonymousreply 34310/21/2020

But you can’t grab women’s pussies on Zoom.

by Anonymousreply 34410/21/2020

In these days of Trump, Epstein. Weinstein, and amorality this incident is tame. Honestly think it’s not that much of a big deal. There is so much sex and exhibitionism literally everywhere that a public figure jerking off on Zoom and getting caught is pretty boring.

by Anonymousreply 34510/21/2020

This country is so puritanical. The man is in his own home, and he masturbated. Big deal. Personally, work Zooms are not a usual turn on of mine, so jacking it during one is not likely. But I’ve def jerked off out of boredom, and you have too. I could easily see how this happens, and it would be absolutely mortifying. But not traumatizing for those who might have seen. Even if the ugliest fucker were on the other end of my Zoom, I wouldn’t feel grossed out or violated if I realized he was accidentally masturbating for us all to see. I would be extremely embarrassed for my colleague, and would ah for it privately (so to speak).

by Anonymousreply 34610/21/2020

*handle it privately, I meant to say.

by Anonymousreply 34710/21/2020

Really, r335?!

You must be the only one here who HASN'T seen it.

It’s nothing to write home about.

by Anonymousreply 34810/21/2020

[quote] This country is so puritanical. The man is in his own home, and he masturbated. Big deal.

Except we don’t do it during a Zoom call. What about “during a work meeting” can’t you grasp?

by Anonymousreply 34910/21/2020

For some, that’s their whole job!

by Anonymousreply 35010/21/2020

I wondered why he did this until I learned that Masha Gessen was on the conference call. He took one look at her and got all hot and horny and couldn't help beating his meat right then and there.

Gessen is known to drive men wild, she's such a temptress.

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by Anonymousreply 35210/21/2020

He wanted to show himself, and he wanted plausible deniability.

by Anonymousreply 35310/21/2020

A “scandal” with a ready made theme song.

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Forgot to add the first verse

Ooh, boy, uh-huh

Ah, yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, yeah

You walked in on the sly

Scopin' for love

In the crowd, I caught your eye

You can't hide your stuff

by Anonymousreply 35510/21/2020

There is time and place to show the privates. That time and place is when you get the money, not in meeting with politics people.

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My college class alums have a FB page, and the almuna have just gone NUTS over this. They are convinced that Toobin did this on purpose and must be fired immediately by the New Yorker and everyone.

They basically want him stoned to death publicly in front of the Condé Nast Building.

by Anonymousreply 35710/21/2020

[quote] Except we don’t do it during a Zoom call. What about “during a work meeting” can’t you grasp?

Well, Mother Pence, maybe you've never masturbated at work before when your office door is closed, but I sure as hell have.

by Anonymousreply 35810/21/2020

I've rubbed one out in the men's room on occasion, usually when I was hungover.

by Anonymousreply 35910/21/2020

Can visualize Auntie Graham's reaction.

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Some people get off on the non-consensual aspect of exhibitionism. I don’t think he needs to be fired, but what he did was not cool.

by Anonymousreply 36110/21/2020

I don't see how he can ever face his co-workers ever.again

by Anonymousreply 36210/21/2020

I’ve heard half the men on Zoom aren’t wearing pants 👖

by Anonymousreply 36310/22/2020

[quote] Well, Mother Pence, maybe you've never masturbated at work before when your office door is closed, but I sure as hell have.

I’m sorry, but I’m going to need pics (or hopefully a video!) before I believe this.

by Anonymousreply 36410/22/2020

[quote] - he wasn't camming with anyone, just looking at porn.

He was on another call, a phone sex call. That’s why he lowered the camera to his dick

by Anonymousreply 36510/22/2020

Try not to be so immature, r365.

We prefer the term wee-wee.

by Anonymousreply 36610/22/2020

Jeffrey and Rudy need to get together and reminisce.

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All I gathered from this picture was that Sasha has big dick. Good for him.

by Anonymousreply 36810/22/2020

Would Toobin even attempt to show his face on television ever again or with his "colleagues?"

I can't even imagine anyone from New Yorker would give him the time of day given his already self-important and haughty reputation among colleagues. His goose is super-well done and he has no friends gor a very good reason: he doesn't deserve any.

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[quote] He took one look at her

Gessen is not a “she.” Gesson is a “they.”

by Anonymousreply 37110/22/2020

Is it midlife crisis that caused a 60-year-old man to do this? Like a career suicide in public?

by Anonymousreply 37210/26/2020

I always keep the camera on my laptop covered when I'm not using it.

by Anonymousreply 37310/26/2020

It was very stupid but does anybody really there are any fucks to give in 2020? He’s fine if he wants to be.

by Anonymousreply 37410/26/2020

Jeez, the news cycle is so frantic he's already fallen off the radar, as have the forced hysterectomies and all the inspectors general Trump fired.

by Anonymousreply 37510/26/2020

We need to see the clip he was jerking to in order to make a final decision.

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by Anonymousreply 37610/26/2020

I think he’s hot... I love kinky bisexual daddybears

by Anonymousreply 37710/27/2020

Whether or not it’s fallen off the radar, he’s finished.

by Anonymousreply 37810/27/2020

Did he finish on the Zoom call?

by Anonymousreply 37910/27/2020

Throw Toobin in the pile with all the other media perverts.

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by Anonymousreply 38110/27/2020

I’m curious to see who CNN replaces him with as their chief legal analyst. I don’t think zoomin toobin will be back on the scene for a while, and I’m sure CNN feels the same.

by Anonymousreply 38210/27/2020

Jeffrey's busy setting up his OnlyFans account.

by Anonymousreply 38310/27/2020

Who's dick was better?

Hunter Biden

Jeffrey Toobin

Rudy Giuliani

by Anonymousreply 38410/27/2020

[quote]Who's dick was better?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 38510/27/2020

Here’s the thing. A guy who’s such a compulsive masturbator, or so generally disinhibited in his sex life, that he would even risk doing something like this, is likely to do it again if you give him a pass. That’s how you get Harvey Weinstein or the Fox News guys who treat female colleagues like sex slaves. There’s nothing wrong with sex but there’s a time and place for everything and knowing when and where is appropriate or not should be a given.

by Anonymousreply 38610/27/2020

Ok, so here’s what I’m hearing happened. Allegedly, he was busy sexting his latest squeeze (translation: not his wife).

by Anonymousreply 38710/27/2020

This is one of those mini scandals where his career survival will depend wholly on whether he was well liked before. If he was a congenial type who got along with colleagues he will be fine. If everyone hated him prior to this then the masturbation mishap will be used to cancel him.

by Anonymousreply 38810/27/2020

Where was his wife while he was zoomin'?

by Anonymousreply 38910/27/2020

I didn't know any of this background. Who is Amy Greenfield and what is that about? I thought his OJ book and Monica book were excellent examples of great research.

by Anonymousreply 39010/27/2020

We have a new name for beating off: jackin' jerkin' wankin' zoomin'.

by Anonymousreply 39110/27/2020

It's not fair. Toobin showed his penis to people who didn't even appreciate it. Show it to us, Jeffrey. We'll be the judge.

by Anonymousreply 39210/27/2020

Oh fuck, I own that same Ike Behar dress shirt Masha Gessen is wearing in R351. I will burn it now.

by Anonymousreply 39310/27/2020

Don’t, r393.

YOU can pull it off and make it work.

You sexy in that shirt.

by Anonymousreply 39410/27/2020

Maybe he's TOO sexy for his shirt.

by Anonymousreply 39510/27/2020

I'm wondering how many men will be out on Halloween as Jeffrey Toobin.....

by Anonymousreply 39610/27/2020

Masha Gessen makes me cum hard!

by Anonymousreply 39710/27/2020

[quote] I'm wondering how many men will be out on Halloween as Jeffrey Toobin.....

Well if they are, they better not half-ass it. I expect to see EVERYTHING.

by Anonymousreply 39810/27/2020

Zoobing....masturbating while on zoom

by Anonymousreply 39910/27/2020

I wonder how many people were on the call. Someone must have reported it to corporate. Everyone else probably just laughed and said OMG.

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by Anonymousreply 40110/27/2020

[quote] Someone must have reported it to corporate.

Gee, I wonder who?

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by Anonymousreply 40210/27/2020

^^Ooooh, that lesbian looks pissed.

by Anonymousreply 40310/27/2020

Zoomin with Toobin

by Anonymousreply 40410/28/2020

Zoomin with Toobin

by Anonymousreply 40510/28/2020

Jeffrey was watching this video of the Senatrice. Give him a break, he couldn't control himself.

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by Anonymousreply 40711/11/2020

27-year career ruined because of horiness.

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by Anonymousreply 40811/11/2020

Not everybody on the call was upset

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by Anonymousreply 40911/11/2020

R408 Interesting. It initially looked like the whole thing would blow over but I guess not.

by Anonymousreply 41011/11/2020

Who's zoomin who?

by Anonymousreply 41111/11/2020

First the man takes the zoom. Then the zoom takes the zoom. Then the zoom takes the man.

by Anonymousreply 41211/11/2020

I'm really shocked and disappointed by his firing; I would have thought The New Yorker was a little more liberal.

Does anyone think Toobin will return to CNN?

by Anonymousreply 41311/11/2020

Good riddance. He's a sick cunt!

who the fuck jerks off during meetings?

by Anonymousreply 41411/11/2020

No employer is liberal enough to continence jerking off in a business meeting.

by Anonymousreply 41511/11/2020

Liberal is one thing. Tolerating someone whipping out their dick on a work video conference call and masturbating, with the inevitable sexual harassment lawsuits to follow is another.

If they didn’t fire him they’d be accused of a double standard, not taking any action at all and if any went to trial they’d be hammered for not taking appropriate measures.

by Anonymousreply 41611/11/2020

R415, he PEED too?

by Anonymousreply 41711/11/2020

Agree r416. I suspect nobody gives an actual fuck about the actual offense, but once lawyers and HR types and certainly PR types get involved, it's all about pretending to give a shit and then they have no choice but to fire.

by Anonymousreply 41811/11/2020

from the article "The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation..."

More like erection stimuration!

by Anonymousreply 41911/11/2020

So it sounds like he's unlikely to reappear on CNN as well, even if the "misdemeanor" wasn't committed on their clock?

by Anonymousreply 42011/11/2020

How original, r419.

by Anonymousreply 42111/11/2020

R420, it doesn’t matter whose clock the offense occurred on. WTF?

He’s toxic goods for now.

His former employer will be facing numerous sexual harassment suits as a direct result of his conduct and you want to hire him elsewhere?!

by Anonymousreply 42211/11/2020

Calm down, r422. His actions didn't cause harm to anyone. No one under 21 was watching and they all got a good laugh, you can be sure.

Give Jeffrey a break.

by Anonymousreply 42311/11/2020

so did we see his cock? how small was it?

by Anonymousreply 42411/11/2020

Let's see HIS peectape!

by Anonymousreply 42511/11/2020

You didn't expect me to read all 400+ replies before me did you, R421?

So, how many of the exact same joke? One? Two? Just you? Vivian Vance?

by Anonymousreply 42611/11/2020

^^^pee tape

by Anonymousreply 42711/11/2020

Five times prior to yours, r426.

Even if you didn’t read the thread, which is ridiculous because what’s the point of actually, you know, participating? I’ll just jump in and say a really obvious joke that I’m sure no one has thought of yet. Tee hee.

by Anonymousreply 42811/11/2020

[quote] His actions didn't cause harm to anyone. No one under 21 was watching

You’re a fucking moron.

When you go back to work, whip out your dick in your office and start jerking off. When someone complains and your company fires you say, “Hey! They were all over 21. What’s the problem?”

God I hope you’re just trolling.

by Anonymousreply 42911/11/2020

He has a face that screams “that’s it boy eat daddy’s hole nice and good”

by Anonymousreply 43011/11/2020

You're very unforgiving, r429. Toobin made a foolish mistake, He admitted it and apologized.

I'm so glad I don't know you.

by Anonymousreply 43111/11/2020

I know this guy from my neighborhood, see him all the time. He is hot and cold with his arrogance. Many people feel he got his just desserts. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 43211/11/2020

[quote]he got his just desserts.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 43311/11/2020

How was it a "mistake?"

He had to:

--open his pants --pull out his penis --start playing with it --stroke it

At any of the above points, he could have stopped.

And given his weird sexuality, it is easy to assume that the forbidden nature of the act is what turned him on.

by Anonymousreply 43411/11/2020

Clearly, his mistake was leaving Zoom in ON mode.

by Anonymousreply 43511/11/2020

A headline: Jeffrey Toobin is fired from the New Yorker weeks after being caught masturbating on a work Zoom call


by Anonymousreply 43611/11/2020

Should've used Skype.

by Anonymousreply 43711/11/2020

[quote] No employer is liberal enough to continence jerking off in a business meeting.

R415, the word is "countenance." I think.

by Anonymousreply 43811/11/2020

R431, he was jacking off in front of Masha Gesson, Jane Mayer and others. Plus, he's been a big arrogant pig in the past, having an affair with Jeff Greenfield's adult daughter pretty much in front of his wife. I always thought highly of him, but he is not who I thought he was. He needed to be fired.

If you want to feel sorry for someone, feel sorry for Al Franken, who got completely railroaded for a lot less.

by Anonymousreply 43911/11/2020

[quote] You didn't expect me to read all 400+ replies before me did you, [R421]?

You need to read all replies before you attempt to post. Read the rules. This is your first warning.

by Anonymousreply 44011/11/2020

It all depends if he was fingering his hole at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 44111/11/2020

[quote]Five times prior to yours

We've got a convention of Henny Youngmans.

by Anonymousreply 44211/12/2020

I’ve just received confirmation that he was fingering his hole at the same time. What now???

by Anonymousreply 44311/12/2020

R423, Who the hell wants to see some fat old pervert jerk off? It would be like watching Trump jerk off. Nobody’s going to look at that and say, how sexy.

There’s a subreddit called TwoXChromosomes that’s talked a lot about sexual harassment. It’s usually maladjusted freaks that get their jollies trying to upset people. It’s not normal people having a laugh. The number of women in there saying men started hitting on them in the street when they were twelve, or younger, shocked me. Even eight or nine. It’s like there’s no bottom age limit.

By the time the women are adults and can actually do something about it, they’re over it. Especially in a workplace where they’ve finally got some pull because the company is afraid to be sued.

There’s virtually no workplace you can go where women are going to put up with that, because they don’t have to. And the guys doing that are not good looking young guys looking to pick somebody up, like it would be with gay men, they’re the most twisted, ugly, nasty misogynistic assholes you could find. They don’t do it to be sexy. They do it to piss people off because it makes them feel powerful to impose themselves on people that don’t want anything to do with them. Men that make unsolicited sexual gestures to other men are doing it as equals. Men that make unsolicited sexual gestures to women are saying, you can’t stop me. Wrong in this case.

by Anonymousreply 44411/12/2020

Are people actually saying jerking off on a work zoom meeting is not that big a deal?

Where the fuck do you people work? Scores? Magic City? Jizz moppers at a peep show?

Not everyone wants to see some old man’s dick out while they’re trying to work. R444 is 100000% right.

by Anonymousreply 44511/12/2020

Stop being so sex negative, R445. You are what’s wrong with this repressed country. Sex is a beautiful thing, not something to be hidden and ashamed of. SMH.

by Anonymousreply 44611/12/2020

^ 😂

by Anonymousreply 44711/12/2020

[quote]It would be like watching Trump jerk off. Nobody’s going to look at that and say, how sexy.

I beg your pardon?

by Anonymousreply 44811/12/2020

R433, Thank you. I now have learned something, because I didn't know why the "Oh, dear."

"Just deserts." How about that?!

by Anonymousreply 44911/12/2020

No cigar, r449.

by Anonymousreply 45011/13/2020

Bizarre that you have to explain to people that jerking off in front of your coworkers is grounds for termination and why. You have to wonder how some of you were raised or have you been rendered retarded and numb by compulsive porn watching?

by Anonymousreply 45111/13/2020

Toobin doesn't have to be punished endlessly. He needs to accept a job in a private business entity and stay off- TV cameras for a few years.

He displayed really bad and embarrassing judgment. He's not a dangerous person it appears.

by Anonymousreply 45211/13/2020

This was clearly an accident. The people saying it’s no big deal definitely have a warped perspective, but he’s not a predator. He just displays terrible judgment.

by Anonymousreply 45311/13/2020

Still think that he should’ve gone straight into rehab as soon as the Zoom incident occurred.

They can’t fire you while you’re in rehab, and if he had stayed in treatment for two months or so then maybe things would have calmed down a bit. It’s possible he could’ve gotten away with a leave of absence.

by Anonymousreply 45411/13/2020

How was it an accident?

You don't accidentally jerk off. You have to be conscious of doing it.

I am sure a lot of people have done this and did not get caught. I doubt any of them jerked off by "accident."

by Anonymousreply 45511/13/2020

It wasn’t the jerking off that was an accident. He thought they couldn’t see him.

by Anonymousreply 45611/13/2020

R446 = disgruntled sex worker

The fact that you don’t think jerking off in front of work colleagues is odd is really odd.

by Anonymousreply 45711/13/2020

Loobin' Toobin.

by Anonymousreply 45811/13/2020

R456, so if I rob a bank and get caught because I dropped my drivers license on the way out, then I should not be prosecuted because it was an accident that I dropped the licence?

by Anonymousreply 45911/13/2020

I'm amazed that people here find him attractive. To my eyes he is physically repulsive. There are plenty of men his age and older who have much nicer features, nicer hair, and not on a body padded with a thick layer of fat.

by Anonymousreply 46011/13/2020

Incredibly judgmental people here considering most are gay liberal thinkers.

He accidentally left his video/audio on, that was his mistake. How many of you jerk off in front of your computers on a daily basis?

His punishment was his public humiliation. That should be quite enough.

by Anonymousreply 46111/13/2020

Fatty go bye bye

by Anonymousreply 46211/13/2020

Okay, I think the trolls trying to spin this as "sex negative" can take a break now. Are you all being paid to post this nonsense? Is it an effort to make gay people look depraved and crazy? Because it's not working and no one here is taking your bait, you sound fucking crazy too. There's really zero justification for jerking off during a work meeting in full view of others. It doesn't matter if it's on Zoom or in the office conference room, there's no reason for it and no excusing it.

I mean, if you're so fucking horny you need to jerk off in the middle of the work day, SIGN OUT OF THE ONGOING ZOOM MEETING FIRST.

by Anonymousreply 46311/13/2020

There was a NYDN piece 10 years ago describing some of his atrocious behavior.

Whispering disgusting shit in a woman's ear who also worked in the media. Following her to her hotel room uninvited. Leaving nasty messages for awhile.

Sorry, it sounds like karma finally made its way to him.

by Anonymousreply 46411/13/2020

I will still miss him on the air with his acerbic wit. It took me a long time to appreciate his "personality" on air as well. Some days I found him beguiling, and very funny but I was always conscious there was an undertone of feigned nonchalance, irreverence, even micro-aggressions of overt hostility in his commentary. What would also sometimes put me off - was his air of superiority - can't explain it properly here. Maybe it's just me. He was so different to all the other commentators. All that said, he was entertaining and succinct and a barrel of laughs too.

As for his attractiveness - that too, is kind of complex. Initially, I did find him pretty bland, unappealing. Neither short nor tall, neither skinny or overweight - just blah. Then, over time, something happened....I began to see what some other posters are alluding to. It's a kind of quiet, subdued attractiveness - borne more out of his personality than anything else. So, I can see both sides - ugly vs. attractive.

by Anonymousreply 46511/13/2020

Maybe you find him attractive because you’re also hideous? Just a theory.

by Anonymousreply 46611/13/2020

As a lesbian, I'm wondering: how common is this? When you men work on site, are you regularly hiding out in bathroom stalls doing this, or can you wait until you get home?

by Anonymousreply 46711/13/2020

I love the idea that you can do anything, and if you get caught because of a mistake that cancels it out.

by Anonymousreply 46811/13/2020

It's not normal, R467. I love to jack off, porn, daytime sex, etc. But there's a time and a place and doing it while on the clock is pretty pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 46911/13/2020

Oh please, how many of you have jacked off while on the clock now that you’re all working from home?

by Anonymousreply 47011/13/2020

Stop trying to normalize your addiction, R470.

by Anonymousreply 47111/13/2020

I can sort of see when other people think a particular odd looking guy is hot.

But Toobin is the fuggiest fuggo that ever fugged.

by Anonymousreply 47211/13/2020

Toobin? Or Tobin? More like BOOBIN!

by Anonymousreply 47311/13/2020

His facial skin looks like baked asphalt. Seriously hideous.

by Anonymousreply 47411/13/2020

Toobin is better looking than Billy Eichner and there are a lot of people on DL trying to say he is attractive.

by Anonymousreply 47511/13/2020

I knew a guy who was fired for mastubating on the job, but he worked at a botanical garden.

by Anonymousreply 47611/13/2020

What is your point r456?

by Anonymousreply 47711/13/2020


Then it’s come full circle. I “oh, deared” you because the exact same thing happened to me. I also said “wtf?” and looked it up and was shocked—SHOCKED, I say—when I found that out.

by Anonymousreply 47811/14/2020

[quote] They can’t fire you while you’re in rehab,

Where did you hear this? You’d be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 47911/14/2020

[quote] R415, the word is "countenance." I think.


If only you were typing on something that would permit you to look up words.

One day I hope they create something like that.

by Anonymousreply 48011/14/2020

Trying to watch the CNN Election commentary. Toobin is sorely missed.

by Anonymousreply 48111/16/2020

If he were a nice guy, he'd lay low for a while--people would cover for him. And then, quick as Brian Williams, he'd be back!

This was the last straw for an asshole. You can tell how much people hate him.

by Anonymousreply 48211/17/2020

R453, when you are paid for giving your opinions, judgment definitely matters.

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