Jeffrey Toobin from the New Yorker and CNN shows his dick on Zoom, gets suspended

Did his skirt twirl up?

His ‘toobin didn’t cause thirst and trending?

The smoking gun!

What?!

This must be that Trump's October Surprise.s

Well....WHERE IS IT????

Jeffrey TOOBIN?! Man, hope really does spring eternal.

Not interested in seeing it.

Let Le Senatrix assess the visuals.

it happens

Yeah, me neither r8. Also not interested in going into hysterics and shrieking about the horror of it all and WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN, either. But maybe that's just me.

If this was truly an accident, they should move on.

Did he present hole?

I bet it's fat.

They will, R12. With something like this there's always the initial "we're triggered!" moment, and then calmer heads prevail

Jeffery Toobin is the son of legendary female newscaster Marlene Sanders

IMO, sounds like he intended to flash his penis. It's not like he is living in a studio apartment with the bathroom door in the background of his Zooms.

I'm thinking it was of a generous size. Not sure why. And a matching set of balls, but that's just me.

Where's the pics?

I know him a bit and can say that he is so totally impressed with himself it's quite possible he believed that the entire world wanted to see his dick.

He does some good reporting but he's one of those journalists for whom his career is all important -- he really couldn't care about anything other than his chances of winning prizes and adulation.

Apparently his dick didn't do that for him.

[quote]Jeffery Toobin is the son of legendary female newscaster Marlene Sanders

I'll bet she never showed HER dick on camera.

Likely he wasn't wearing pants and just stood up.

Any show of your privates is automatic suspension because we pretend to be a prudish society

Well Mary Alice Williams of CNN almost showed her boobs on National TV

Just as she put her mic on, the audio guy accidentally pulled the wire HARD and ripped her entire blouse right off, leaving her sitting there in only a bra

Fortunately they were in commercial, so the camera zoomed into an extreme close-up of her face and stayed there until someone could run to wardrobe and fetch a new blouse

Has Casey Greenfield weighed in yet?

So- was he sitting there naked from the waist down? Or was it peeking out of his boxers?

I always thought he was overexposed anyway, though not in THAT sense.

Thankfully, no-one posted the pic here. Guy claims it was a Zoom accident, but is taking "personal" time off to deal with it. Whatever.

Caught with his pants down...

Has Jeff Greenfield weighed in?

[quote]I bet it's fat

I think so too. He just looks like it would be.

The era of news outlets hiring morons and calling them policy analysts and journalists is OVAH.

He was probably beating off.

I definitely do not want to see this pic - unlike when I heard that Chris Evans' dick pic was online and I furiously searched for it

Instead of undermining the primary of the democratic party, Bloomberg should fund a home for disgraced, perverted fake journalists. Call it the Charlie Rose Home for Perverts and Fake Journalists and pundits.

We must think of the childrens!

So who's got the screen captures?

Vut eez beeg deel?

What’s that about dying of thirst and collecting rain with a fork?

I’d bet he’s got a nice mouthful to offer. Come to me Jeffrey... I’ll service you.

I wouldn't mind seeing it.

I wanna see that Dong.

Sure, an accident, yeah, that's what it was, a pure accident.

I think the entirety of the DL is in agreement that nobody here wants to see that.

Trying again ...

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.

Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.

How do you mute a Zoom video? You can mute the audio but it's not like you can freeze the video, to mask yourself from what I know. I never appear on my Zoom meetings, I have my camera covered so only my background is visible.

Years ago, someone on here posted that Toobin is into LOTS of kink!!

has the image of his dick surfaced yet?

I call this the Hitchcock Syndrome (no pun intended): as sexually deprived famous people get older, they lose their grip on reality and start acting out sexually, like Hitchcock did with all his leading ladies after he turned about 50.

Was it erect? or Not? If erect, well, that's a tough one to excuse but if limp...then a mistake. I don't know...is this complicated? Apart from his bad and/or lack of clothing decisions.

He should just claim it was a mask.

R43 You can turn off your camera during a Zoom session. That's probably what he meant by "muting" the camera.

[quote] How do you mute a Zoom video? You can mute the audio but it's not like you can freeze the video, to mask yourself from what I know. I never appear on my Zoom meetings, I have my camera covered so only my background is visible.

You can participate in Zoom with just audio. You can mute audio, too. Not sure how you'd "mute" video in the middle of a Zoom, but I know you can choose, at the start, audio only.

When you have an itch, you have to scratch it.

Is that so wrong?

One Zoom participant was caught wearing this - anyone else thinking Jeffrey was triggered?

Judging by some of the NSFW posts on Reddit, there are quite a few gay and straight men who get off on not wearing pants on Zoom calls or teleconferences.

Come up here and apologize, young man...

sounds chilly

Ryan 'Follow @SecretBase' Simmons @rysimmons

the new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call."

It's too bad because his reporting on the SCOTUS is usually quite good.

This is Karen in Ad/Promo. I want to talk to a manager NOW!

This morning on a work zoom, a co-worker’s husband walked right up to his wife’s computer in his boxers (no, you wouldn’t want to see it). These things happen all the time.

R58 = sexist troll

Verificatia of size meat and low hangers?

The New Yorker doesn't go for balls and dick!

Can I borrow a pencil? I need to put "cry tomorrow" on my calendar.

Oh, and R60 go fuck yourself.

He has a history of being a perv, so it was no accident.

He's not a bad journalist. I liked quite a few of his pieces for the New Yorker.

Oh goody, a chance for every woke puritan to weigh in and sob. Awesome.

He fathered a child with Jeff Greenfield's daughter while married and fought the paternity tests in court.

Plus he wrote that nasty book about Patty Hearst claiming she wasn't brainwashed and willingly participated in her rapes.

It was going to be a TV series but it got cancelled due to protests of blaming the victim. (from Hearst and others.)

Somewhere Matt Lauer is having another drink and toasting.

"He has a history of being a perv, so it was no accident."

Yeah, I'm just not getting an "accident" vibe here, from the reaction of his employers and the apology to the wife. He's been "problematic" for a while (see R67).

I don’t think he is bad looking for an older man.

It was only a matter of time and way overdue.

He isn't.

Oh dear God why couldn't it have been Ari Melber? (And the photos leaked.)

Why couldn’t it be Lou Dobbs or Sean Hannity?

For the New Yorker to suspend him and for him to publicly apologize to his wife and kids, I don't think this was a case of an accidental dick slip. More like he had it out and in his hand. Maybe he got off on thinking they couldn't see him, maybe he intended to be seen, who knows? But I think he was being really pervy for this to garner the reaction it did.

Has Charlie Rose commented yet?

Toobin had a longtime off and on extramarital affair with attorney Casey Greenfield.[22] She is the daughter of American television journalist and author Jeff Greenfield and the ex-wife of screenwriter Matt Manfredi.[23] They had a child in 2009, which Toobin initially resisted acknowledging.[21][24]

Ultimately, Toobin's paternity was confirmed with a DNA test and separately, a Manhattan Family Court judge ordered Toobin to pay child support.[22]

He's a mediocre legal analyst and it's time CNN got someone else. This is perfect timing for them to do so.

What they don’t teach you at Harvard College or Harvard Law.

You’re either born with common sense, or you’re not.

I'll have a 12-inch Toobsteak, please!

I always liked him. He has a dry sarcastic tone and a cutting style to his pronouncements and observations. I've read a couple of his books. Legally he is very smart. His analysis is pretty much on target most of the time. I knew nothing about him personally. He sounds like a nasty piece of work. But Whatever. I'm just not feeling that invested in outrage towards him. I don't care. Will I miss him on TV? sort of, but not really. I wish it had been Anderson, though...and we had the pics.

I think Toobin may be surprised at how much no one cares about this...or him...

[Quote]Oh goody, a chance for every woke puritan to weigh in and sob. Awesome.

Explain please. He fucked Amy Greenfield numerously on and off over the years and despite genetic evidence of parentage, he would not admit or relent until ordered.

Should "Puritans" invoke some unfavorable ethnic stereotypes about Mr. Toobib, J.D.? Some that fit his actual behavior?

Let's face it, we've all seen how most overweight guys have small dicks.

Prolly has decent meaty balls.

My theory is he was multi-tasking and bored with the call so had another window of porn open while slowly caressing his shaft and thought he would stand up and not be noticed.

Surprise frontal!

[quote]If this was truly an accident, they should move on

It was, it was part of a video medical exam by my doctor but i didn't realize I was still connected to the other meeting. Sh....HE, the doctor, wanted a close of inspection of my privates. The fact that his leak occurred may be an HIPAA violation and I am considering legal action!

Even reading the article it's not clear what he was doing with his dick, but based on what others are suggesting here, he was playing with his cock thinking the camera was off because deep down he's a bit kinky? Is that right?

I just saw this. Toobin? Who knew?

Bullshit on it being an accident. He wanted someone to see.

I find this all hilarious.

Ha ha!

Sansdra Day O'Connor gave him special access for The Nine.

[quote] He's a mediocre legal analyst and it's time CNN got someone else. This is perfect timing for them to do so.

They should get someone who knows what he is talking about, like Alan Dershowitz. Hopefully Alan will be asked to comment on Toobin’s latest fuck-up.

Dershowitz R80? Sell-out, friend of Epstein, Trump ass kisser Dershowitz?

Sorry, R91 was meant for R90?

So do we think he got off playing with his dick during a Zoom call and just fucked up turning his camera off?

Do you suppose he has been pulling it out since March?

Or is he a secret Chaturbator?

Jeffrey Tube-in

From Vice:

"This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating."

Speaking of Dersh....has he been scarce recently?

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each individual person on the call saw, but both of the people we spoke to said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had bee

Article with further details.

Nobody puts their wife FIRST in the apology if it's a true accident. They put their wife first in the apology if it's not really an accident but a complete lapse of decency which will bring humiliation on the whole family.

Well, that's rather cocky of him.

Oh, r100, he was just being a dick.

DL Fave Meredith Talusan has already knitted a skullcap that says, "So you showed your dick on ZOOM?"

He was masturbating.

Who's zooming who?

Him.

R104 Take another look and tell me, yeah...

Sounds like there may have been some sort of drugs or alcohol involved which is why he did not realize he was not on "mute"

Day drinking and watching porn, just another day of working from home.

Just In - Wolf Blitzer caught reviewing Zoom tape in Editing room.

What was so arousing on a work zoom that a 60-year-old man needs to jerk off right away in front of everybody (even "muted")?

I think I need to investigate this. Please send the videotape.

He was rubbing one out during the zoom call. according to N Y Post.

Who said he was masturbating?

so where are the dick pics??

Zerohedge is a far Right wing web site and the NY Post is run by Murdoch. Consider the source.

Two people on the call told Vice that the gathering was part of a virtual election simulation that included New Yorker bigs such as Jane Mayer, Evan Osnos and Jelani Cobb, as well as producers from the magazine and WNYC radio.

The sources said that at one point, it looked as if Toobin was taking another call and lowered his camera — and that’s when they saw him touching his penis.

This is a Republican hit job. All the supposed new info is coming from their web sites with no receipts. They hate Toobin for being a liberal and on CNN.

[quote] The sources said that at one point, it looked as if Toobin was taking another call and lowered his camera — and that’s when they saw him touching his penis.

He had an itch.

So rude to take a call when you're on zoom.

This is a whole lot of nothing. People are dying and this is what they’re talking about. They need to get laid.

*PUKE*

That's it. Trump gains from this. Biden's over.

I love a man who can multi-task.

R116, it sounds like he admitted it. He said it was a mistake. That’s not what you say if you’re innocent.

My guess is he just lost his TV gig, at least for a while. He’ll let some time pass and write a book or something,

what kind of lawyer forgets that he's filed his briefs?

He apologized to his wife! I thought he was a gay!

who the fuck does this? I'm sorry but it's not like he's zooming with super models etc...

Menover30.com could bring supplemental income

Don't you mean defiled, r124?

Just yesterday somewhere on Reddit, there was a video of a small child in a Zoom classroom meeting and his naked mother wandered in to get something behind him while the female teacher tried desperately to get her attention.

A simple wardrobe malfunction.

Nothing to see here.

Update!! He was jacking off!!! OMG!!

What were they talking about on the call that made him so horny? He couldn’t wait an hour?

What a knob. (Ha)

well, i've been on lots of zoom calls that are so fucking mind numbing that the hand does kinda wander below the waistband, but yeah, this tool went beyond what's acceptable

Don't you mean *both* tools, r133?

I think he apologized to his wife because their relationship is ..."fragile..." and also because when you do something publicly embarrassing and shameful, and you get suspended from your job, as a public figure it would be unseemly for him to apologize to the NEw Yorker or WTF ever and not mention his wife. So saying he apologizes to her first makes him look...decent and remorseful... It's all bullshit.

R115 he thought they said it was a virtual erection stimulation. Easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

He just lost his job and a lot of income. That’s probably what he was apologizing about.

He drew eyes on the head and did that thing where you pretend the slit is a mouth and made it talk and dance.

Maybe he thought it was an erection simulation instead of election? Who masturbates during work meetings? Tool

Jeffery Toob-out!

Guess what the #1 trending topic on Twitter is right now?

Sadly he flashed straight people, so they all clutched pearls and not a soul thought to get a screen capture

[Quote] there are quite a few gay and straight men who get off on not wearing pants on Zoom calls

Dear mother of god.

did anyone take a picture? any deets on his junk?

well???

Why did he lower the camera if he thought it was on “mute”?

They must have been recording it, right? DataLounge needs verificatia!

How mortifying! But have to admit I wouldn't mind seeing his dick. I've always crushed on him and liked his, um, writing.

I've moved on already. It was a fun five minutes tho

What an amazingly stupid thing for him to have done.

Who would want to see that thing jack off?

Well at least he didn't flash hit tits, too.

Top Ten Jeffrey Toobin Zoom Dick Pic Excuses:

I thought I heard "erection stimulation" not "election simulation"

It's Don Lemon's fault

I thought I was in the studio

Anthony Weiner's Zoom instructions to me were clearly not helpful

Didn't want to wake my wife

Didn't want to wake the dog

I'm experiencing WFH lockdown trauma

Discussing election strategies is erotic and mesmerizing

Ambien has side effects, my doctor never warned me

I'm hoping SNL will see my sense of humor and use this as their opening skit

I heard "Super Spreader" and I misinterpreted the meaning

I didn't know Long Covid causes sudden, uncontrollable erections

Who reported it to the news?

[quote]He's a mediocre legal analyst and it's time CNN got someone else. This is perfect timing for them to do so.

This is what drives me crazy about all of the networks. Why is there this need to recycle the same god damned talking heads, esp., those who've already proven themselves vile? No one needs to hear from people like Bill Kristol who should've been in front of a firing squad for his role in where we are today. God forbid we get fresh voices and perspectives from new people.

When I first heard this I thought he flashed dick ON CNN. Now THAT would have been something to talk about...

This is his body type and all y'all are getting all hot and bothered over potential sizemeat?

R116, it's been reported on VICE, hardly a right-wing news outlet.

It's called MULTITASKING.

Who cares?! At the moment everyone is either bored, anxious, horny, depressed or some combination thereof. You do what you got to do. And this is the most exciting thing anyone at [italic]The New Yorker[/italic] has done in quite some time.

"I ONLY GOT THE ONE MASSAGE! AND SHE WAS AN OLD RUSSIAN LADY! BESIDES, I KEPT MY BOXERS ON THE WHOLE TIME!"--A. Dershowitz

How does someone that fat and old still masturbate?

Has Ronan Farrow commented?

He was wanking

He was masturbating!

[quote] Who cares?

Most of the female workforce who’ve been forced to deal with shit for years on the job & are tired of it.

This is allegedly a screenshot from the Zoom call.

I just threw up a little in my mouth :(

R166 Please tell me this is a joke.

r167 - I threw up...a lot.

Big assed belly and a centimeter peter

He forgot where he was and thought he was on his Onlyfans.

R168 I said allegedly for a reason. I can't confirm 100% whether it is or not, but I've seen it shared multiple times.

Jeffrey Toobin onlyfans

....

The reactions of the others are priceless.

I don't think he’s that fat.

That belly and micro peen are revolting

I certainly didn't need to see that.

R166 That doesn't look real.

The screenshot at r166 is a photoshop.

Is that even a fully formed penis?

Here’s the original story the screenshot was taken from:

"He’ll let some time pass and write a book or something"

Like that book he wrote blaming Patty Hearst for being kidnapped, held in a closet for months, and repeatedly raped by several men? This guy was ALWAYS been scum and I couldn't be happier that he's finally feeling "embarrassed."

The biggest shock is that he's straight.

It was an easy mistake to make. They were doing an election simulation, but Jeffrey misheard it as an erection stimulation. Could happen to anybody.

Pretty amusing to see someone so smug get knocked down several pegs.

He’ll commit suicide

I must not be that gay because I really dont want to see his dick

He was unable to resist the brilliant but unfortunately faced Masha Gessen.

Ugh the tissues

There once was a man named Toobin,

Whose main delight was in Zoomin’

As he wiped off his screen,

After makin’ a scene,

He asked, “How did you like my oozin’?”

I wonder if there was a girlfriend there with him. Maybe she thought it would be funny and exciting to secretly jack him off (and more) during his business meeting, thinking that no one would know what they were doing.

When I try to join a zoom meeting, and I see that message, "Waiting for host to start the meeting", I'm anxiously checking my hair and clothes to make sure they're OK, knowing that, at any second, I'm going to be on someone else's screen. Maybe his zoom meeting started late, and when it did suddenly start, he was too "distracted" to notice.

This why we can't have nice things.

Wait is that pic real?

Greg Gutfeld was having a field day on "The Five" on FOX.

Greg Gutfeld was having a field day on "The Five" on FOX.

Now we know what his book "The Nine" was really referring to.

Someone on Twitter said the title should be changed to The Four and a Half...

[quote]Greg Gutfeld was having a field day on "The Five" on FOX.

Who the fuck cares? That cockroach motherfucker works for a network where you wouldn't want to shine a blacklight on the place with all of the pervs who've worked there including Jabba the hut and his raw hamburger meat. The last idiots who should say anything is anyone who works at that toxic Newscorp.

And I say that as someone who fucking hates CNN

[quite]Greg Gutfeld

Really? That douche should talk. All people on Faux News are Faux Reporters. Who cares what they say. I'ts just Trump TV at this point.

Ask yourself, R161.

That screenshot is faked, people.

Omg that has to be a worse nightmare. I guess the zoom call was scheduled and he wasn’t finished yet?

On second thought, I think this could possibly be a tale of two browsers. One browser was open to the zoom conference, waiting for the meeting to start. The other browser was playing a porn clip, and he thought he could finish before the zoom meeting started. He would be a bit flustered and sweaty during the meeting, but he could say that he had been jogging.

Somehow it reminds me of that scene in "Annie Hall" where Alvy leaves a crowded party in his living room to watch baseball on TV in the bedroom; when his wife comes to retrieve him, he starts kissing her on the bed, and she flips out, outraged that he wants to fool around when, "there are people from THE NEW YORKER in the next room !"

I hope the next cover finally shows Eustace Tilley pulling it out.

He's not that fat.

What a dick

What a fool

So dumb

To show his tool

R189 Why does her face look like that?!

Dafuq?

He's 60. I have never seen a dick that old and I never want to!

Unless he came on the screen I don't see what the big deal is.

And the moral of this tale is?

He wasn’t wearing pants and the cam dropped. I know the fraus hate the sight of male genitalia but they need to get over it.

Don't wank where you work.

Secretly we all love finding out that someone else is just as freaky as we are.

Patty Hearst is very happy today.

LOL at OJ Simpson trolling Toobin. OJ received some hilarious replies.

Did he try blaming it on a hacking?

[quote]Did he try blaming it on a hacking?

Did he try blaming it on Obama?

[quote]LOL at OJ Simpson trolling Toobin. OJ received some hilarious replies.

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit.

The photo at R166 may be fake because this anarchist group, who gets into Twitter spats with a lot of reporters, said this:

[Quote] media insider just told us that toobin was wearing a shirt and tie during zoom dick incident which makes it so much worse

So who knows?

What a creep. I always wonder how many people do shady stuff on these zoom calls though when they get bored and think no one is watching.

Zoom has fucked a few people up this year.

That original video at r182 is a classic!

Don't tell me it's not real - I don't want to know.

"Election simulation?" I thought you said Erection Stimulation!"

Dickhead shows his dick.

He said he's taking some time off to deal with some personal issues... I bet he was stealing a glance at some gay porn, or on some sex app with a guy.

Now he's confessed to the wife and the shit has hit the fan.

I really always thought he was gay.

Yeah. Gay guys always marry one woman while knocking up another on the side.

R166, Those reactions are hilarious!

R202, Yes, but the others' expressions are still funny!

Toobin is such a horrible person, he deserves far worse punishment.

Audience reaction.

" this is the most exciting thing anyone at The New Yorker has done in quite some time."

Zinnnggg!!

Yes, R233, and people were saying the New Yorker had become irrelevant.

Oh my God R166. I can't stop laughing. I have a sofa pillow over my face because I'm laughing so much that I'm afraid I'll wake my husband up. I can't believe anyone for one second believed that was a real screen shot.

Straight guys like him just need to be evicted from society. Someone needs to catalog all of his personality traits and start profiling everyone who matches the description and just keep them out of anything remotely resembling positions of power. Chris Hayes, you've been warned.

Interesting that the guys all seem to know exactly what’s going on and probably thanking God it wasn’t them. And the women are all in shock

Once again the screenshot is fake and not related to Toobin. It’s from an ad for Pornhub. It’s completely staged. The actors aren’t even reaction to peen.

he was jerking off on zoom, it was not just a dick slip

He was watching the video of Hunter Biden banging a hooker.

The unrelated video posted above is a PR stunt made as part of advertising campaign.

"YouToob: Broadcast Yourself, Jacking Off."

Toobin is a garbage person, but he is a good writer. I liked his Patty Hearst book a lot, it really evoked the era well.

I would be really icked out if I saw my coworker masturbating. Yuck.

I’m not good at pretending - and afterwards I’d have to interact with him and pretend like everything is normal. But it wouldn’t be normal because I had seen him masturbating.

People gonna learn that it isn't so great to offload all memory to digital technology. Humans have always sought to not give their synapses a throrugh work out. But if one can't rouse up a couple of sex scenarios in their minds in order to masturbate they need a Porn Detox. I bet he can't fuck a LOT in real life and has affairs because he blames the woman. There's a lot of psychological erectile dysfuntion going around in even young, straight men because of "death grip" caused by porn addlement. How laughable not to be able to take a picture with one's own mind. And now this man can't contain himself enough to compartmentalise his wanking time vis a vis his paid employment. Fucking idiot.

That pic at R166 is not him. I saw that one a few months ago. It was a gag on some website/youtube.

[quote] I call this the Hitchcock Syndrome (no pun intended)

Pun?

Very original, r185.

And HEE-larious. We haven’t heard that in this very thread about 5 times already, that’s what makes it so spot on.

I have a few coworkers that I’d be thrilled to see jerking.

Can you even imagine what would happen to a woman who got caught masturbating/flashing her junk during a work Zoom? Not only would she be fired immediately, they'd probably haul her off to a loony bin. But straight guys gotta straight guy...

[quote]What a dick

[quote]What a fool

[quote]So dumb

[quote]To show his tool.

R207, you forgot to add

[quote]Burma Shave

at the end.

For someone so fug he sure gets a lot of snatch

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Etsy out there WORKING while you slept

If he’s walking his dog, there hasn’t been sufficient public humiliation of his conduct and his nasty bits, or else he’s completely shameless.

Sarah Haines couldn’t contain her laughter on the View while discussing this.

Too bad he didn’t have a mask over his frothy beercan

What is with guys with punny last names like Weiner and Toobin getting caught showing their junk?

Jeffrey Toobin is not my idea of sex appeal. It's disgusting to even think what that scene may have looked like.

It looked like a paunchy, middle-aged white guy pulling his dick r259.

[quote] female newscaster Marlene Sanders

Thanks for clarifying — I was getting him mixed up with another Jeffrey Toobin, whose father was also named Marlene Sanders.

r250, You're probably right but I'm howling at the idea of Maureen Down caught fingering herself during an interview while bashing Hillary.

This article lays it all out:

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call

[quote]I have a few coworkers that I’d be thrilled to see jerking.

Lucky you. I have a few coworkers who are just jerks.

He likes anal and fisting!

Gawker published an item about Toobin’s alleged sexual habits titled, “Too Hot For Print: CNN Anchor Jeffrey Toobin’s Rumored XXX Sex Fetish.’’

The site claimed to have a source who said Toobin had an “anal fixation’’ that included enjoying anal sex and “fisting

Is the family dog safe?

[quote] The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes.

What exactly was this "election simulation" for? It is some type of rehearsal for reporting on election night, with people playing Democrats and Republicans for interviews?

[quote]I would be really icked out if I saw my coworker masturbating. Yuck.

[quote]I have a few coworkers that I’d be thrilled to see jerking.

I would pay cash money to see three of my coworkers masturbating.

Seeing any of the other guys I work with masturbating would make me projectile vomit.

Why is it always a jerk NO ONE WANTS TO SEE'

Let he who has not jacked cast the first stone.

[quote]Judging by some of the NSFW posts on Reddit, there are quite a few gay and straight men who get off on not wearing pants on Zoom calls or teleconferences.

That's called DONALD DUCKING.

[quote] I would be really icked out if I saw my coworker masturbating. Yuck.

What is it with all these sex negative prisspots on Datalounge? It’s 2020 for God’s sake, not the 1950s.

Were there photos or video of said Donald Ducking?

[quote] That's called DONALD DUCKING.

Oh I fucking love that!!

Just hitting W&W wasn’t enough!

He didn’t make that up, r275.

That’s a nice set of moobs on Jeffrey.

^C- cups^

If he were black, latino or a woman there would be no "suspension"

It's also called "Porky Pigging it."

No, R279, they'd be fired.

What I want to know is who it was on the Zoom call that he was jerking off to.

I love the Post's headline

Everyone who's upset about his Patty Hearst book, how do you feel about Patti Smith's cover of "Hey Joe" where she talks about how Hearst was free for the first time in her life?

The Patti Hearst story is complicated.

The Post is so mean.

I read the Patty Hearst book he wrote. It wasn’t anti Patty.

That's what I meant R281

There's no reason to keep him. There are a thousand other legal experts. I like Neal Katyal and pretty much every female lawyer on MSNBC.

His train left the station

R287 - how many were Supreme Court clerks though? Katyal was at least.

If Jeff had needs, why didn't he get on Lá Sènatrice's gentleman caller's list? Sure he'd have to wait at least a month, but perhaps it would be worth it for him.

R264, I think you’re probably a minority. There are people in every workplace, if you saw them doing that, people would run out of the room vomiting in horror.

I sometimes wear a dress shirt and gym shorts on Zoom meetings and feel bad about that. Is that a bad thing?

R292 what’s under the gym shorts? Meat?

This must suck for him. Quite an expensive jerk off also. These "political commentator/analyst" jobs on CNN pay a six figure salary just for staying up to date, having an opinion, agreeing with the host and showing up for 5 min segments a couple of times a week. Ouch.

R293 is Jeffrey Toobin.

I wonder if Sanjay Gupta jacks off during zoom meetings? Probably not anymore!

"If you look at Patty Hearst's conduct, to me there is no alternative explanation except that she was an enthusiastic participant in an extraordinary number of crimes, any of which could have taken multiple lives, and one bank robbery did take a woman’s life,” Toobin told the Los Angeles Times while promoting the book. “I mean, shooting up a street in Inglewood — it’s just a miracle she didn’t kill a lot of people.”

The alternative explanation, the truth:

"It’s no secret that I was abducted, raped, and tortured at 19,” Hearst said. “What followed was a series of events that were the direct result of a child having been destroyed both inside and out. It was offensive to me that a man would have the audacity to tell a woman that he would have the last word on her trauma."

R297 - how do you know which is the truth? Personally I agree with Toobin.

What do you think of Patti Smith's song?

Who gives a fuck about Patti Smith’s song?! Godamn!

R299 - well, who gives a fuck about Toobin's book?

I just think it's inconsistent to insult Toobin when Smith made the exact same point.

This is extremely relevant to my interests.

You guys ever wonder why these zoom calls have such bad quality? They always look like they're recorded with an iPhone 1 camera. My laptop has a 10 MP camera, I have super fast internet etc. and the quality is still a blurry mess. People should also learn how to record the screen in case you need it later (to leak to the media) or something. We would have a great video of the creep jerking off now.

But where does Toobin stand on white shoes after Labor Day?

🤣 It was an accident ........

He didn't mean to get caught.

[quote]It's also called "Porky Pigging it."

Let's stop before we get to "prairie dogging it."

I just spotted my copy of "The Nine" on my bookshelf. And here I was, thinking the title referenced SCOTUS.

But seriously, I feel bad for Toomer and for all of us. The stress and anxiety caused by this election season is immeasurable, and some are more susceptible to this negativity overload. Do not be surprised when and how the tension manifests during the next several weeks. Sadly, the potential is there for more of us to break under the weight of hopelessness.

Let go and let God.

[quote] Do not be surprised when and how the tension manifests during the next several weeks. Sadly, the potential is there for more of us to break under the weight of hopelessness.

Who knows who will be next to pull their pants down and jack off during a meeting? It could literally be ANY of us.

Mike Pence.

But I suspect it won't be his first rodeo.

Patty Hearst was no more a victim than I was . He was dead right on that point . She just was lucky she had money for lots of good lawyers . brainwashed my ass .

Don't take your dick out when you have a Zoom window open. Duh. It's really simple.

He didn't know he had it open. Allegedly.

[quote]She just was lucky she had money for lots of good lawyers .

She was found guilty and sentenced to seven years in prison. Wouldn't "luck" and "lots of good lawyers" involve being acquitted?

Read her book, "Every Secret Thing".

I hope he saved and invested wisely...

He can always open his own shop and be his own boss. no need for tv jobs.

Did he finish?

What r294 said. The talking head gigs on news shows are such easy jobs and very lucrative. If you can luck out with one of those, you're set. So stupid to jeopardize it.

Dimensions?

The book was very anti-Patty. It stated that she willingly participated in the whole thing and then at the end took a snipe at her saying she had become her mother which she disdained. He was quite bitter that she wouldn't give him an interview so he slanted the book that way.

He described one of the captors as being her lover. CNN did a series version of the book which they kind of hid to get rid of after the negative press for the book. At least there when one of the SLA people calls Cujo her lover the reporter bursts out how can you describe a man who raped a young woman locked in a closet her lover.

People who don't believe her like r309 seem to be jealous of her money.

She says at the end of her book and the movie that was made of it that people just have trouble believing how fragile the human mind can be.

There have been other cases like this before and after. It is where the term Stockholm Syndrome comes from. Elizabeth Smart stayed with her captives in the woods behind her house for months. There were also those girls in Cleveland or someplace who stayed in the basement for years.

Patty Hearst was kidnapped, tortured and raped. She IS a victim.

[quote]He's 60. I have never seen a dick that old and I never want to!

Oh yes you will. Just a matter of time. I will be here for you when you reach that age.

-The Mirror-

Only on the east coast would he be considered straight.

R319 - you think he's gay? Why?

I am frankly surprised he was not fired. There is no accidental masturbation during meetings. I had to counsel an employee who shot her mouth off during a meeting because she didn’t mute. This is 10x worse.

there was a gawker article about how he liked anal and fisting.

[quote] He was masturbating.

Thanks for clearing that up, Rose: we had thought all this time he had been checking for barnacles.

R321 - it was an accident. He thought he had closed out of the meeting. And he most likely will end up fired.

[quote] Gawker published an item about Toobin’s alleged sexual habits titled, “Too Hot For Print: CNN Anchor Jeffrey Toobin’s Rumored XXX Sex Fetish.’’

[quote] The site claimed to have a source who said Toobin had an “anal fixation’’ that included enjoying anal sex and “fisting

Well, big fucking deal.

Who reported that, tender untouched virgin Rich Juzwiak?

His moral pontificating was always a little hard to take knowing how shabbily he had treated Jeff Greenfield's daughter and his wife.

But why did he lower the camera to photograph himself wanking? What woman would want to see that?

He was online with a GUY.

Oh, Jeffrey!

He probably just minimized the window not realizing he didn't shut the cam off so basically they saw everything while he thought all they could do is hear him.

I know r166's picture isn't real, but it's still fucking hysterical.

Has Gloria Borger commented? Dana Bash? Kirsten Powers?

R327 - what are you talking about? Why wouldn't a woman want to have cam sex with him? In any case, you're confused - he wasn't camming with anyone, just looking at porn.

R325 - doesn't he write for National Review? What's he got to do with this?

Jeffrey Toobin: Just so you know, Brianna Keilar is not happy.

Brianna Keilar is also not thin.

We all have something we need to work on.

When can I see Aaron Cockgobbler's wee-wee? I'm still waiting, DL!

R334. A thinner Brianna Keilar is not happy with you either.

Big Gulp

[quote] it was an accident. He thought he had closed out of the meeting. And he most likely will end up fired.

The meeting wasn’t over. They’d broken out into strategy session groups but were all still active on the call. Its not like he left the feed up and then hours later started jacking it.

[quote] The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

You'd think he would have a work computer and a separate personal computer.

Oh what's a little wank? No big whoop.

To be fair, whenever you are told to break into groups for a strategy session, it's usually jack off of one kind or another.

No big Whoop?

Most of the work Zoom meetings I attend are circle jerks anyway. I sympathize.

But you can’t grab women’s pussies on Zoom.

In these days of Trump, Epstein. Weinstein, and amorality this incident is tame. Honestly think it’s not that much of a big deal. There is so much sex and exhibitionism literally everywhere that a public figure jerking off on Zoom and getting caught is pretty boring.

This country is so puritanical. The man is in his own home, and he masturbated. Big deal. Personally, work Zooms are not a usual turn on of mine, so jacking it during one is not likely. But I’ve def jerked off out of boredom, and you have too. I could easily see how this happens, and it would be absolutely mortifying. But not traumatizing for those who might have seen. Even if the ugliest fucker were on the other end of my Zoom, I wouldn’t feel grossed out or violated if I realized he was accidentally masturbating for us all to see. I would be extremely embarrassed for my colleague, and would ah for it privately (so to speak).

*handle it privately, I meant to say.

Really, r335?!

You must be the only one here who HASN'T seen it.

It’s nothing to write home about.

[quote] This country is so puritanical. The man is in his own home, and he masturbated. Big deal.

Except we don’t do it during a Zoom call. What about “during a work meeting” can’t you grasp?

For some, that’s their whole job!

I wondered why he did this until I learned that Masha Gessen was on the conference call. He took one look at her and got all hot and horny and couldn't help beating his meat right then and there.

Gessen is known to drive men wild, she's such a temptress.

Minx!!!

He wanted to show himself, and he wanted plausible deniability.

A “scandal” with a ready made theme song.

Forgot to add the first verse

Ooh, boy, uh-huh

Ah, yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, yeah

You walked in on the sly

Scopin' for love

In the crowd, I caught your eye

You can't hide your stuff

There is time and place to show the privates. That time and place is when you get the money, not in meeting with politics people.

My college class alums have a FB page, and the almuna have just gone NUTS over this. They are convinced that Toobin did this on purpose and must be fired immediately by the New Yorker and everyone.

They basically want him stoned to death publicly in front of the Condé Nast Building.

[quote] Except we don’t do it during a Zoom call. What about “during a work meeting” can’t you grasp?

Well, Mother Pence, maybe you've never masturbated at work before when your office door is closed, but I sure as hell have.

I've rubbed one out in the men's room on occasion, usually when I was hungover.

Can visualize Auntie Graham's reaction.

Some people get off on the non-consensual aspect of exhibitionism. I don’t think he needs to be fired, but what he did was not cool.

I don't see how he can ever face his co-workers ever.again

I’ve heard half the men on Zoom aren’t wearing pants 👖

[quote] Well, Mother Pence, maybe you've never masturbated at work before when your office door is closed, but I sure as hell have.

I’m sorry, but I’m going to need pics (or hopefully a video!) before I believe this.

[quote] - he wasn't camming with anyone, just looking at porn.

He was on another call, a phone sex call. That’s why he lowered the camera to his dick

Try not to be so immature, r365.

We prefer the term wee-wee.

Jeffrey and Rudy need to get together and reminisce.

All I gathered from this picture was that Sasha has big dick. Good for him.

Would Toobin even attempt to show his face on television ever again or with his "colleagues?"

I can't even imagine anyone from New Yorker would give him the time of day given his already self-important and haughty reputation among colleagues. His goose is super-well done and he has no friends gor a very good reason: he doesn't deserve any.

[quote] He took one look at her

Gessen is not a “she.” Gesson is a “they.”

Is it midlife crisis that caused a 60-year-old man to do this? Like a career suicide in public?

I always keep the camera on my laptop covered when I'm not using it.

It was very stupid but does anybody really there are any fucks to give in 2020? He’s fine if he wants to be.

Jeez, the news cycle is so frantic he's already fallen off the radar, as have the forced hysterectomies and all the inspectors general Trump fired.

We need to see the clip he was jerking to in order to make a final decision.

I think he’s hot... I love kinky bisexual daddybears

Whether or not it’s fallen off the radar, he’s finished.

Did he finish on the Zoom call?

Throw Toobin in the pile with all the other media perverts.

🤢🤮

I’m curious to see who CNN replaces him with as their chief legal analyst. I don’t think zoomin toobin will be back on the scene for a while, and I’m sure CNN feels the same.

Jeffrey's busy setting up his OnlyFans account.

Who's dick was better?

Hunter Biden

Jeffrey Toobin

Rudy Giuliani

[quote]Who's dick was better?

Oh, dear.

Here’s the thing. A guy who’s such a compulsive masturbator, or so generally disinhibited in his sex life, that he would even risk doing something like this, is likely to do it again if you give him a pass. That’s how you get Harvey Weinstein or the Fox News guys who treat female colleagues like sex slaves. There’s nothing wrong with sex but there’s a time and place for everything and knowing when and where is appropriate or not should be a given.

Ok, so here’s what I’m hearing happened. Allegedly, he was busy sexting his latest squeeze (translation: not his wife).

This is one of those mini scandals where his career survival will depend wholly on whether he was well liked before. If he was a congenial type who got along with colleagues he will be fine. If everyone hated him prior to this then the masturbation mishap will be used to cancel him.

Where was his wife while he was zoomin'?

I didn't know any of this background. Who is Amy Greenfield and what is that about? I thought his OJ book and Monica book were excellent examples of great research.

We have a new name for beating off: jackin' jerkin' wankin' zoomin'.

It's not fair. Toobin showed his penis to people who didn't even appreciate it. Show it to us, Jeffrey. We'll be the judge.

Oh fuck, I own that same Ike Behar dress shirt Masha Gessen is wearing in R351. I will burn it now.

Don’t, r393.

YOU can pull it off and make it work.

You sexy in that shirt.

Maybe he's TOO sexy for his shirt.

I'm wondering how many men will be out on Halloween as Jeffrey Toobin.....

Masha Gessen makes me cum hard!

[quote] I'm wondering how many men will be out on Halloween as Jeffrey Toobin.....

Well if they are, they better not half-ass it. I expect to see EVERYTHING.

Zoobing....masturbating while on zoom

I wonder how many people were on the call. Someone must have reported it to corporate. Everyone else probably just laughed and said OMG.

YouToob.

[quote] Someone must have reported it to corporate.

Gee, I wonder who?

^^Ooooh, that lesbian looks pissed.

Zoomin with Toobin

Zoomin with Toobin

Jeffrey was watching this video of the Senatrice. Give him a break, he couldn't control himself.

Fired!

27-year career ruined because of horiness.

Not everybody on the call was upset

R408 Interesting. It initially looked like the whole thing would blow over but I guess not.

Who's zoomin who?

First the man takes the zoom. Then the zoom takes the zoom. Then the zoom takes the man.

I'm really shocked and disappointed by his firing; I would have thought The New Yorker was a little more liberal.

Does anyone think Toobin will return to CNN?

Good riddance. He's a sick cunt!

who the fuck jerks off during meetings?

No employer is liberal enough to continence jerking off in a business meeting.

Liberal is one thing. Tolerating someone whipping out their dick on a work video conference call and masturbating, with the inevitable sexual harassment lawsuits to follow is another.

If they didn’t fire him they’d be accused of a double standard, not taking any action at all and if any went to trial they’d be hammered for not taking appropriate measures.

R415, he PEED too?

Agree r416. I suspect nobody gives an actual fuck about the actual offense, but once lawyers and HR types and certainly PR types get involved, it's all about pretending to give a shit and then they have no choice but to fire.

from the article "The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation..."

More like erection stimuration!

So it sounds like he's unlikely to reappear on CNN as well, even if the "misdemeanor" wasn't committed on their clock?

How original, r419.

R420, it doesn’t matter whose clock the offense occurred on. WTF?

He’s toxic goods for now.

His former employer will be facing numerous sexual harassment suits as a direct result of his conduct and you want to hire him elsewhere?!

Calm down, r422. His actions didn't cause harm to anyone. No one under 21 was watching and they all got a good laugh, you can be sure.

Give Jeffrey a break.

so did we see his cock? how small was it?

Let's see HIS peectape!

You didn't expect me to read all 400+ replies before me did you, R421?

So, how many of the exact same joke? One? Two? Just you? Vivian Vance?

^^^pee tape

Five times prior to yours, r426.

Even if you didn’t read the thread, which is ridiculous because what’s the point of actually, you know, participating? I’ll just jump in and say a really obvious joke that I’m sure no one has thought of yet. Tee hee.

[quote] His actions didn't cause harm to anyone. No one under 21 was watching

You’re a fucking moron.

When you go back to work, whip out your dick in your office and start jerking off. When someone complains and your company fires you say, “Hey! They were all over 21. What’s the problem?”

God I hope you’re just trolling.

He has a face that screams “that’s it boy eat daddy’s hole nice and good”

You're very unforgiving, r429. Toobin made a foolish mistake, He admitted it and apologized.

I'm so glad I don't know you.

I know this guy from my neighborhood, see him all the time. He is hot and cold with his arrogance. Many people feel he got his just desserts. Oh well.

[quote]he got his just desserts.

Oh, dear!

How was it a "mistake?"

He had to:

--open his pants --pull out his penis --start playing with it --stroke it

At any of the above points, he could have stopped.

And given his weird sexuality, it is easy to assume that the forbidden nature of the act is what turned him on.

Clearly, his mistake was leaving Zoom in ON mode.

A headline: Jeffrey Toobin is fired from the New Yorker weeks after being caught masturbating on a work Zoom call

Ignominious.

Should've used Skype.

[quote] No employer is liberal enough to continence jerking off in a business meeting.

R415, the word is "countenance." I think.

R431, he was jacking off in front of Masha Gesson, Jane Mayer and others. Plus, he's been a big arrogant pig in the past, having an affair with Jeff Greenfield's adult daughter pretty much in front of his wife. I always thought highly of him, but he is not who I thought he was. He needed to be fired.

If you want to feel sorry for someone, feel sorry for Al Franken, who got completely railroaded for a lot less.

[quote] You didn't expect me to read all 400+ replies before me did you, [R421]?

You need to read all replies before you attempt to post. Read the rules. This is your first warning.

It all depends if he was fingering his hole at the same time.

[quote]Five times prior to yours

We've got a convention of Henny Youngmans.

I’ve just received confirmation that he was fingering his hole at the same time. What now???

R423, Who the hell wants to see some fat old pervert jerk off? It would be like watching Trump jerk off. Nobody’s going to look at that and say, how sexy.

There’s a subreddit called TwoXChromosomes that’s talked a lot about sexual harassment. It’s usually maladjusted freaks that get their jollies trying to upset people. It’s not normal people having a laugh. The number of women in there saying men started hitting on them in the street when they were twelve, or younger, shocked me. Even eight or nine. It’s like there’s no bottom age limit.

By the time the women are adults and can actually do something about it, they’re over it. Especially in a workplace where they’ve finally got some pull because the company is afraid to be sued.

There’s virtually no workplace you can go where women are going to put up with that, because they don’t have to. And the guys doing that are not good looking young guys looking to pick somebody up, like it would be with gay men, they’re the most twisted, ugly, nasty misogynistic assholes you could find. They don’t do it to be sexy. They do it to piss people off because it makes them feel powerful to impose themselves on people that don’t want anything to do with them. Men that make unsolicited sexual gestures to other men are doing it as equals. Men that make unsolicited sexual gestures to women are saying, you can’t stop me. Wrong in this case.

Are people actually saying jerking off on a work zoom meeting is not that big a deal?

Where the fuck do you people work? Scores? Magic City? Jizz moppers at a peep show?

Not everyone wants to see some old man’s dick out while they’re trying to work. R444 is 100000% right.

Stop being so sex negative, R445. You are what’s wrong with this repressed country. Sex is a beautiful thing, not something to be hidden and ashamed of. SMH.

^ 😂

[quote]It would be like watching Trump jerk off. Nobody’s going to look at that and say, how sexy.

I beg your pardon?

R433, Thank you. I now have learned something, because I didn't know why the "Oh, dear."

"Just deserts." How about that?!

No cigar, r449.

Bizarre that you have to explain to people that jerking off in front of your coworkers is grounds for termination and why. You have to wonder how some of you were raised or have you been rendered retarded and numb by compulsive porn watching?

Toobin doesn't have to be punished endlessly. He needs to accept a job in a private business entity and stay off- TV cameras for a few years.

He displayed really bad and embarrassing judgment. He's not a dangerous person it appears.

This was clearly an accident. The people saying it’s no big deal definitely have a warped perspective, but he’s not a predator. He just displays terrible judgment.

Still think that he should’ve gone straight into rehab as soon as the Zoom incident occurred.

They can’t fire you while you’re in rehab, and if he had stayed in treatment for two months or so then maybe things would have calmed down a bit. It’s possible he could’ve gotten away with a leave of absence.

How was it an accident?

You don't accidentally jerk off. You have to be conscious of doing it.

I am sure a lot of people have done this and did not get caught. I doubt any of them jerked off by "accident."

It wasn’t the jerking off that was an accident. He thought they couldn’t see him.

R446 = disgruntled sex worker

The fact that you don’t think jerking off in front of work colleagues is odd is really odd.

Loobin' Toobin.

R456, so if I rob a bank and get caught because I dropped my drivers license on the way out, then I should not be prosecuted because it was an accident that I dropped the licence?

I'm amazed that people here find him attractive. To my eyes he is physically repulsive. There are plenty of men his age and older who have much nicer features, nicer hair, and not on a body padded with a thick layer of fat.

Incredibly judgmental people here considering most are gay liberal thinkers.

He accidentally left his video/audio on, that was his mistake. How many of you jerk off in front of your computers on a daily basis?

His punishment was his public humiliation. That should be quite enough.

Fatty go bye bye

Okay, I think the trolls trying to spin this as "sex negative" can take a break now. Are you all being paid to post this nonsense? Is it an effort to make gay people look depraved and crazy? Because it's not working and no one here is taking your bait, you sound fucking crazy too. There's really zero justification for jerking off during a work meeting in full view of others. It doesn't matter if it's on Zoom or in the office conference room, there's no reason for it and no excusing it.

I mean, if you're so fucking horny you need to jerk off in the middle of the work day, SIGN OUT OF THE ONGOING ZOOM MEETING FIRST.

There was a NYDN piece 10 years ago describing some of his atrocious behavior.

Whispering disgusting shit in a woman's ear who also worked in the media. Following her to her hotel room uninvited. Leaving nasty messages for awhile.

Sorry, it sounds like karma finally made its way to him.

I will still miss him on the air with his acerbic wit. It took me a long time to appreciate his "personality" on air as well. Some days I found him beguiling, and very funny but I was always conscious there was an undertone of feigned nonchalance, irreverence, even micro-aggressions of overt hostility in his commentary. What would also sometimes put me off - was his air of superiority - can't explain it properly here. Maybe it's just me. He was so different to all the other commentators. All that said, he was entertaining and succinct and a barrel of laughs too.

As for his attractiveness - that too, is kind of complex. Initially, I did find him pretty bland, unappealing. Neither short nor tall, neither skinny or overweight - just blah. Then, over time, something happened....I began to see what some other posters are alluding to. It's a kind of quiet, subdued attractiveness - borne more out of his personality than anything else. So, I can see both sides - ugly vs. attractive.

Maybe you find him attractive because you’re also hideous? Just a theory.

As a lesbian, I'm wondering: how common is this? When you men work on site, are you regularly hiding out in bathroom stalls doing this, or can you wait until you get home?

I love the idea that you can do anything, and if you get caught because of a mistake that cancels it out.

It's not normal, R467. I love to jack off, porn, daytime sex, etc. But there's a time and a place and doing it while on the clock is pretty pathetic.

Oh please, how many of you have jacked off while on the clock now that you’re all working from home?

Stop trying to normalize your addiction, R470.

I can sort of see when other people think a particular odd looking guy is hot.

But Toobin is the fuggiest fuggo that ever fugged.

Toobin? Or Tobin? More like BOOBIN!

His facial skin looks like baked asphalt. Seriously hideous.

Toobin is better looking than Billy Eichner and there are a lot of people on DL trying to say he is attractive.

I knew a guy who was fired for mastubating on the job, but he worked at a botanical garden.

What is your point r456?

R449,

Then it’s come full circle. I “oh, deared” you because the exact same thing happened to me. I also said “wtf?” and looked it up and was shocked—SHOCKED, I say—when I found that out.

[quote] They can’t fire you while you’re in rehab,

Where did you hear this? You’d be wrong.

[quote] R415, the word is "countenance." I think.

Incorrect.

If only you were typing on something that would permit you to look up words.

One day I hope they create something like that.

Trying to watch the CNN Election commentary. Toobin is sorely missed.

If he were a nice guy, he'd lay low for a while--people would cover for him. And then, quick as Brian Williams, he'd be back!

This was the last straw for an asshole. You can tell how much people hate him.

R453, when you are paid for giving your opinions, judgment definitely matters.