Nick Jonas Is President Erect - Most Searched Nude Male Celeb of 2020!

Who in Oklahoma finds this rat attractive?

This thread is useless without pictures of Nick Jonas erect.

Give me a break. Nick is average looking at best.

R4

The numbers don’t lie. You’re just jealous. Nick has been my #1 celebrity crush for years.

Alas, we'll just have to imagine.

Joe is better

The most searched on that one particular website. Interesting, but important distinction there.

What i want to know is, what is wrong with Maine and Wyoming. I have no idea who Montana searching for and it seems like Oklahoma is into little boys.

I want to give him a blowjob

Nick is hot but he seems like kind of a boring fuck. I’d eagerly assume the position, head down ass up, grab the sheets and wait to get thrashed. And then it’ll just be like...meh.

And eat that ass out

Is Bear staring at his penis?

Have they only just released the prequels in Iowa?

This site must be used by mostly teenagers. I don't know many adults who would be that much into most of these guys except Cavill, Cena, Abdul-Mateen and Hardy.

My question exactly, r14. Talk about random.

And I don’t even know who that is in MT.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Does anyone remember Hayden Christensen?

Struggling to think of anyone, ever, who wants nudes of Machine Gun Kelly and Daniel Radcliffe.

I have googled MGK nude. I have a fetish for lanky tattooed guys. I want them to have huge veiny bent dick. He's too old now, though.

This is his most explicit scene

Once upon a time..............

This one photo shoot is what really catapulted him to the top

But even before then, people were hardcore lusting for his ass in a baseball uniform

Nick Jonass

Hot damn

He is so basic. He looked good in the CK ad, but he was like 19, not hard to capture beauty at that age. He is pale, doughy, with a fat person's build. Pass.

Don't look at me. I wouldn't do a search on him even if you held a gun to my head.

Shit music for preteen girls. Any adults who like The Jonas Brothers are developmentally retarded. I hear that "I'm A Sucker For You" song at my gym and it is godawful.

R29

Stick in the mud

Miss Lindsey was single-handedly (no pun intended!) responsible for making Nick Cannon #1 in South Carolina!

It would be hard to decide between Nick Jonas and Zac Efron in his prime. However, Nick beats him now easily.

r31 Lindsey likes black men, he ain't got time for The Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Iowa must be 10 years behind if they picked Hayden Christensen. I don't recall seeing him in anything lately.

I saw Hayden at Starbucks recently. Bitch totally messed up my order

I think Nick is hot because he doesn't try to be hot. He's like those guys who would go to class with bedhead and just threw on whatever was on the floor and all you wanted to do was climb them like a tree and ride them like a pony. I call it effortlessly hot.

r33 Please explain how NICK CANNON resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy. I'll wait.

I call R36 vapid and inbred.

Let me tell you, ladies; fantasy is better than the reality, and the reality really loses its flavor when you’ve had it every day for twenty-five years.

Half that time you’d be looking at a half-starved baby gibbon strapped with an insulin pump drooling into his Wheaties, and the other half you’d be begging the most gorgeous man you’ve ever seen to stop babbling autistically about minor sevenths and learn to use deodorant, for the love of God. And by the way, that’s how I lost my faith - no loving Christian Father God who cherishes my faygele self would create a living David to be my terminally-boring and gross little brother.

Okaaaaay, so maybe it was little hot, for like, five seconds in 2010 - I’m human with 20/20 vision, a tourbus is a very confined space, and dermopathy is kinda cute up close, what do you want from me? - but then he started hanging out with Joe and his girlfriends all the time, and it became less worth it. I might be gay, honey, but that doesn’t mean I’m automatically crazy about sashaying through Meadowlands in cut-offs and making cow eyes at every actor-waiter in Fascino’s, ok? A girl has to uphold some basic standards.

Anyways, if you can tolerate Eau de Garam Masala and don’t mind hearing about Digitech schematics and Keto meal plans on an endless loop, then please do knock yourselves out.

[quote]I call [R36] vapid and inbred.

Thank you for that. You made my day. 😁🤣🎊🎃

R39/Kevin Jonas is my new favorite DL poster

r37 he has a fat person build which he's putting up a good fight, he's short and pale. If you've seen his daddy, then you can tell where this story is headed.

Alabama May be trash but they them a big dick!

R43

Rhode Island too

I forgot who Hayden Christensen was and when I saw his name here I thought he was some CW guy lol

r42 Do you have reading comprehension issues? Do you really think Nick CANNON and Nick JONAS are the same person?

The link at R1 is giving out wrong political information. The Streaker of the House is not a member of the president's cabinet.

R23 Ah, Marky the sequel.

R48 Nicky J. doesn’t have a shred of Marky’s thugged-out wigga allure, extroversion and confidence, though. Can you see the former committing gang violence?

Scrape the protein-powder meat off of Nick, and there’s just the bones & guts of an aspie babyfat Skillet fan who goes home every month for his mother’s spaghetti and misses when he used to have a Disney employee linejump pass. The bodybuilding is cosplay bullshit.

Wahlberg has zero allure unless you go for the murderous type.

Joe is so much more hotter to me than Nick and always has been. His music is better too, both solo and with DNCE. Is it because Nick is the whitest looking of the JoBros he gets the most attention?

Nick perfected the “fuck me” bedroom eyes at a young age. He gave off an effortless smoldering, sexy vibe that ironically started to fade when he began posting shirtless pics and baiting the gays. Trying too hard I guess. Now that he’s married the appeal is all but gone.

This thread reeks of vagina.

r53 Sorry.

I do t think you can judge Nick like a lot of other celebs because ultimately he’s a musician. He might have to tighten things up when he’s in promo mode, and I guess if he’s doing a role with shirtless scenes he’ll get with his trainer, but other than hat, he’s married to soap opera villainess Priyanka Chopra, and makes music. So he’s not gonna look like a fitness model all the time.

Nick was only a real musician during the Nick Jonas and the Administration era when he tried to blues rock. After that he went back to being a boring manufactured product because the money talked

The Jonas Brothers are talentless who are products of the Disney assembly line. Any adult who is a fan of theirs is pathetic.

DNCE was good. Joe is the only one with some musical talent.

R57

Remove the stick from your ass

One of my faves. This song is so hot 🥵

r59 have adult tastes.

🔥

SO GOOD! 💗

Nick Jonas is not a good pop star. He can barely sing and looks odd. His music sucks. He isn't even on the level of Timberlake, Brown or Bieber who are the last of that type or performer.

“Teacher” is sexy and amazing. Underrated and one of my faves

Also, I couldn’t get enough of “Numb” back when this album was released. Best song ever

Gaaaaaaaa

Well this thread answered why Nick's solo career didn't last long and he rejoined the Jonas Brothers.

Many of this generation of singers sound like they are squeezing out little turds every couple of words sung.

Algorhythm auto-tuned.

I was listening to Biebers album that he put out in early spring. It's got some gorgeous production and the guy can sing and he lets it rip. It's a R&B and should album. And the entire fucking thing is soaking in autotune. Sucha. turn off.

[quote] Is it because Nick is the whitest looking of the JoBros he gets the most attention?

Well, it certainly is the reason why he was the only one not forced to straighten his fro when shooting CAMP ROCK..

R56 he was just doing a Springsteen tribute act, with a few changed lyrics. Completely vapid, transparent, soulless and pointless.

There’s more musicality and originality in all that boyband music that came pre-Jonas Brothers (I.e. *NSYNC, Backstreet).

R73 Music production was more complex back then even in the late 90s. It got more and more lazier over time. I wouldn't compare JoBros to BSB or NSYNC as they were R&B-lite and you needed vocals to pull that off. JoBros is just generic pop rock and Nick the lead singer can't sing.

He is an amazing singer. I don’t know what you people are talking about

The fact that Oklahoma wants to see Ratatouille's ass is even more disturbing and puzzling.

Nick Jonas' thing is he looks like he has swagger. He's a white guy with a "black" vibe, which the music industry has been using to push lead pop singers since Elvis.

R77 And unlike the others, The Jonas Brothers probably have black blood.

Nick Jonas? Swagger? Where are you people getting your information? This one is beyond me, fellas.

When I think ‘contemporary white popular musician with rock-star swagger’, I think Josh Homme, Brandon Flowers, or even a sexy country guy with pop-rock style like Luke Bryan, before any of the Jonai.

Sensual Nick Jonas

I've never followed the Jonas Bros as I'm an adult male who doesn't follow pop culture aimed at teenaged girls. I heard that "I'm A Sucker For You" song at my gym and it was such complete shit I actually had to look it up on my phone to see who did it. "Oh, so that's the Jonas Brothers!" I said. There's another song of theirs that gets played at my gym that's also a piece of shit.

I don't understand why those three little monkey boys are famous. They are talentless.

[quote] Music production was more complex back then even in the late 90s. It got more and more lazier over time. I wouldn't compare JoBros to BSB or NSYNC as they were R&B-lite and you needed vocals to pull that off.

Never thought that BSB were R&B. NSync, and especially Timberlake solo were.

They released a thing called 'Wotterman Gottadoo!' and the lyrics were gibberish.

As someone from a family riddled with auto-immune disorders, I feel pretty confident guessing that Nick has undiagnosed Asperger's/Autism. His observed and reported personality, lifestyle, affect, and general work ethic all imply this quite strongly.

I believe his diabetic condition is also an indicator. Diabetes results when the body destroys its own insulin producing cells; in humans, the pancreas makes all kinds of enzymes including insulin. In some people with autism (also an auto-immune condition) the pancreas does not produce sufficient or correct enzymes to regulate the endocrine system, causing disruption and dysregulation. It would just make a lot of sense.

For this reason, I hope he chooses not to procreate. It would be very unfair to pass these conditions on to a child.

R69 I resent that!

What the hell, Nick Jonas for Utah. I want to recount on that. I think Henry Cavill should win that.

The only one really appealing is Cavill. But I'll take Jackman as the Trade Representative over him.

R82 BSB's first album was definitely R&B-influenced. "All I Have to Give", "I'll Never Break Your Heart" and "We've Got It Going On" all could have been Jodeci or Boyz II Men songs and were written by black producers. But [italic]Millennium[/italic] and all their albums that follow after are pure pop though.

Sexiest Man Alive

Nick is cute with a smoking body. But I dont think he's sexy or handsome. I think Joe is better despite being tiny

Surprising result but understandable. Nick seems to fit the boy-next-door type, quite accessible, not too pretty, not overtly sexy.

I'm gay (no!) and I find Priyanka hotter than Nick. She's on fire in that pen commercial.

He’s one of my guilty pleasures. I know he’s not conventionally handsome, and I can understand guys who feel he looks a bit too simian, but I just find him ridiculously sexy - I never listen to his music, and he is a child, but I’d be all over him if I could be.

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