People Magazine's 2020 Sexist Man Alive

The sexist man alive is Donald Trump.

YES.......

Obama. It would kill him.

Is People still a thing?

A couple of actors who've shockingly never been named sexiest man alive: Henry Cavill, Matt Bomer, Christian Bale, etc

Probably because they refuse to cooperate.

Mayor Pete

Sassy Pete is very sexy.

“Tugging Forelock” Pete (whom we saw in the primaries) was NOT sexy.

Dr. Fauci

He should be uncut too. Mutilated dong can never sexy, all the burnt scar ewwwww.

Isn't this silly gimmick just about who's thirsty enough to participate and whose PR firm is closest to People?

Jason Bateman

Caitlyn.

They’ll probably go black (because of all the BLM stuff)

It'll be Armie. I'm sure his people have already written the check.

Justin Trudeau, where beauty, brain and power coincide.

Chasten?

Jennifer Garner

Emmanuel Macron.

R17 - I don’t think there’s a single person who thinks “sexy” when they look at Chasten.

How about Mayor Pete, R20?

Junior Mint or Eric Trump.

R21 - Pete I would agree with!!

Billy Porter, redefining what it means to be a "the sexiest man alive."

People magazine? What century is this???

I think Chasten is sexy r20. But I would love to see Pete be People's Choice.

Antony Starr

"Justin Trudeau,"

Yes! Yes! Yes!

"Sexiest man" is exclusive to the non-cis male. It is literal violence.

Tom Ellis

r9 i agree. think they're gonna go uncoventionally "sexy". Good segment on 60Mins

Obama really is sexy though. Not only does he have a handsome face and a fit body, he's smart, funny, and warm. He was the best president in this country's history, and he's an amazing man.

People do as I say. I am only sexy man in world.

I heard from a trusted source it's going to be Neil Sedaka.

[quote] A couple of actors who've shockingly never been named sexiest man alive: Henry Cavill, Matt Bomer, Christian Bale, etc

But it's [italic]wrong!

Shockingly[/italic] wrong!

Jared.

End of discussion.

Shecksheesht Man.

F A U C I ! ! ! !

This guy. He's from Reddit. Someone posted him and his dong on the "What are things that Datalounge knows very well?" thread, and I haven't seen anyone better looking since then. Can anyone ID him?

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Chris Evan's dick.

Donald Trump!

Sean Mendes.

He's such a fucking stud. Spent his whole quarantine fucking that hot Latina chic

From the last ten years:

2009: Johnny Depp

2010: Ryan Reynolds

2011: Bradley Cooper

2012: Channing Tatum

2013: Adam Levine

2014: Chris Hemsworth

2015: David Beckham

2016: Dwayne Johnson

2017: Blake Shelton

2018: Idris Elba

2019: John Legend

They've yet to choose someone of Asian ancestry or someone who is gay and out, so I would not be surprised if it were Henry Golding or Matt Bomer.

Justin Trudeau has probably been asked to do it already, but I am sure he said no. Canadians seem to dislike it when he acknowledges he's hot--they think it makes him look shallow.

This year, no one other than Alec Rugo.

Be nice if it was an open gay man like Matt Bomer or another more interesting option.

People magazine is nothing if not predictable. They're gonna go with the current "It boy", and they're gonna go ethnic, but not black, since they recently had Idris Elba and Jon Legend. So I predict this year's Sexiest Man Alive will be:

You heard it here first!

Yeah, I agree, Jason Mamoa

It's Momoa, r49, not Mamoa. And he is the opposite of sexy.

[quote]And he is the opposite of sexy.

Like that's ever stopped People Magazine before!

The reigning SMA (John Legend) has endorsed Momoa for the 2020 honor. You'll have to disable your ad blocker at the link.

Johnny Depp? Wonder if they regret that one.

Jake Tapper

Timothy chalamet.

Nick Jonas

Jim Jordan

Oh, good guess, r48. I bet you're right.

They're not going to go with young guys like Timothee Chalamet. They've only twice gone with men under 30, and that was back in the 1980s/early 90s.

Ian Alexander

r30, with all due respect, lesbians are hardly experts on who should be the sexiest man in America.

*Sorry, I meant r32, not r30.

Dominic West! He's a classy Brit (...I bet you didn't know he was in "The Wire!") with a new project, a beautiful family and his marriage is strong!!

Jeffrey Toobin

I’m going with Obama. He has a book coming out November 17th, and People will make the announcement on November 20th.

Matt Gaetz

I agree - someone unconventional. Not a entertainer.

Are lesbians all unhinged minge like r32?

Mr. Glenn Close

Glenn Kirschner

If he's your type. But no matter he is still a real stand up guy to me.

For the first time, People's Sexiest Man Alive will be dead.

R49 I would put money on it.

That would be QAnon’s Sexiest Man Alive R71

JFK, Jr.

[quote]They've yet to choose someone of Asian ancestry or someone who is gay and out, so I would not be surprised if it were Henry Golding or Matt Bomer.

Henry Golding would be a pretty good choice. Bomer's beautiful, but it's icy, distant beauty like a fine Ming vase. He hasn't had sex appeal in years.

My love, Harry

R42 Maybe add, it would be appropriate for the sexiest lady alive to say that.

I assume they ask the person beforehand. Can you decline it? I’m thinking of someone like Obama.

Ezra Miller, once his shock therapy treatments are finished.

If this is decided by public votes, it’ll be Jungkook from BTS or all the guys from BTS.

R80, who is your bias and who is your bias recker?

Is there a sexiest legal man alive category? I'd like to enter.

Pete or Fauci. I'm willing to bet on it.

It should be Dr, Fauci, but Trump won me over with his dance moves.

[quote]My love, Harry—Megs

Oh, Jesus -- I can actually see People pulling some shit like this.

Whoever he is, he'll be black.

Let's agree that Mitch McConnell won't win, but will be at least second runner-up.

R71, I'd be OK with that if they selected Chadwick Boseman.

They have to have a movie or album coming out.

Le Senatrice for the win.

I hope Jimmy Kimmel win

Harry Styles

Fauci will be Time's Person of the Year

Oh no just heard it from a friend. It’s Timothee Chalamet

Is your friend Miss Cleo R94 because the voting period is still open?

Chadwick Boseman

Timmy can barely lift a 5 pond dumbbell.

As much as I love Chadwick Boseman, it's the Sexiest Man "Alive". Horribly, he doesn't qualify anymore.

Anthony Fauci.

Chris Evans

[quote] Timmy can barely lift a 5 pond dumbbell.

But he can fuck a peach. That's not very sexy, but it's sexier than lifting a dumbbell no matter the "pond"-age.

R98, but he was alive for much of 2020. I think it's fair. They should remove the word "alive" from the title.

Sexiest corpse? No

Dr. Anthony Fauci! Betcha!

Michael Bee Jordan

[quote]Fauci will be Time's Person of the Year

Fauci will be featured in the issue, but the Person(s) of the Year will be the frontline/essential workers -- easiest call ever.

That's a good guess, r105.

I second Michael Bea Benaderet Jordan

They be looking for someone to be the next Black Panther...so it'll be someone not Michael B. Jordan. Altho I do like him.

Maybe it'll be Joe Biden hisself.

I can confirm that it will be Timmy. Apparently his new Huge budget movie will come Out next year and his PR pays for the title.

Donald Trump

Timmy isn't a man. He won't look like a man until he's at least 40.

Chris Meloni

Elias Koteas

Bert from Sesame Street

Kris Jenner

Craig. Daniel Craig.

[Quote] Bomer's beautiful, but it's icy, distant beauty like a fine Ming vase.

Mary!

That Senatrix with the ladybugs 🐞.

Taehyung or Jungkook from BTS

Lenny Kravitz - he just released his autobiography and at 53, he is still hot as hell

Lenny needs a haircut.

Riz Ahmed

When they named Gosling the sexiest man alive, I was like “huh?” And everrrrrryone just accepted it and swooned over him and I was like “huh?” And then a little time passed and everyone seemed to realize they had been duped.

He has a nice rack. Otherwise, he’s what made me stop paying attention to this silly PR stunt.

How can it be anyone other than Mr. O'Tay?

I'm sorry, but IMO Timmy just doesn't....I mean... he has no sex appeal for me. Nada. I like a more beefy, masculine slightly hairy type. I don't like slender waifs who look like Ann Frank.

Will also add that Timmy looks like a 15 yr old, and I'm into grown ups.

R124: People thought he was a shoe in to win in 2011. Bradley Cooper won the coveted title instead. That’s when I knew People Magazine needed to get their eyes checked.

[quote]People thought he was a shoe in to win in 2011.

Oh, dear!

James Charles.....such a stud 😋

San Francisco 49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo.

Hunter Biden

Something for r126 to stick his dick in.

It's high time an Asian won.