There are no words. Eeew. Aargh. Ugggh. Oyyyy.

I'm guessing these aren't the yummy bbq'd ones I get as sushi.

I love those, with just a squirt of unagi sauce

You in danger gurls and all you think is stuffing your holes! Read the article bitches!

"New York state and city wildlife officials say it is too soon to know what effect a dump of exotic eels into a lake in a park in Brooklyn last month will have on local species – but it could become a major problem.

"One day towards the end of September, Andrew Orkin was sitting by Prospect Park lake when he turned and was startled to see a tangle of wriggling snakes.

"The “snakes” turned out to be eels that had escaped from one of two large plastic bags as a man dragged them to the shoreline. After dumping the eels in the water the man walked away, explaining to bystanders: “I just want to save lives.

"the eels in Prospect Park as swamp eels native to south-east Asia, which have been found in at least eight US states. Once introduced, often after being purchased at live fish markets, the eels eat almost anything including plants, insects, crustaceans, frogs, turtles and other fish."

Well at least they aren’t in the sewer or they’d be coming up your toilets and crawling into your asses while you’re taking your daily dump, and laying eggs and you’d become hosts and they’d come out your mouths during dinner parties and you’d never have another date. Ever.