Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Madonna: My name is Champagne Rose. (10/17/2020)

Is Champagne Rose replacing MADAME X as Madonna's newest persona?

The pink hair is REAL (not a filter!).

She looks terrific!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 79October 30, 2020 8:28 PM
Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1October 17, 2020 7:05 PM
Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2October 17, 2020 7:05 PM

Flat and burnt.

by Anonymousreply 3October 17, 2020 7:06 PM

(Yes, I'm posting them all since Muriel no longer allows Instagram previews to show).

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 4October 17, 2020 7:06 PM

Good one, Dominique at R3!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 5October 17, 2020 7:07 PM

Does anyone know where Champagne Rose is right now?

Spain? London? Manhattan?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 6October 17, 2020 7:08 PM

Only old, fat, stupid people use IMGUR these days. People who are not much different from Mafonna.

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2020 7:14 PM

Will she be sucking Champagne Papi? Maybe already has?

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2020 7:16 PM

"Champagne Rosé" was a Quavo song from 2018 featuring Madonna.

But now Champagne Rose is a new personality of Madonna's.

So intriguing!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2020 7:16 PM

I'd have guessed Thunderbird Crabgrass or Strawberry Cisco.

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2020 7:19 PM

What happened to her butt implants?

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2020 7:29 PM

My name is Pinky (and the Brain).

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2020 7:36 PM

My name is Pink Lady (no Jeff).

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13October 17, 2020 7:38 PM

My name is Pinky Tuscadero.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2020 7:39 PM

I want to see a remake of Grey Gardens with Champagne Rose and Gwen Stefani c. 2000.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 15October 17, 2020 7:39 PM

Where is this Champagne Rose moniker coming from? Are you just making things up, OP?

by Anonymousreply 16October 17, 2020 7:46 PM

R16 Can you read? SHE is calling herself this on her IG under this set of photos.

by Anonymousreply 17October 17, 2020 7:58 PM

Could you imagine being so unhappy and bored with yourself that you have to create multiple alter-egos (Dita, Madame X, Champagne Rose)?

by Anonymousreply 18October 17, 2020 8:00 PM

Falling off the horse twice really did her in. Bitch is demented and deranged.

by Anonymousreply 19October 17, 2020 8:06 PM

Looks like she's dipping into the Weimar pool again.

by Anonymousreply 20October 17, 2020 8:14 PM

Oh, her latest face work has started to settle. Will Champagne Rose will make some dance music that grownups who used to be her fans want to hear, or if she will continue her unfortunate 'multicultural' endeavors in a desperate search for relevance among children who don't know she exists?

by Anonymousreply 21October 17, 2020 8:19 PM

Do you think she gets triggered and cries when she looks at old pictures of her like this.

I loved her beautiful Street urgent style back in the day but come on!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 22October 17, 2020 8:21 PM

Wake me when she starts her Charo phase.

by Anonymousreply 23October 17, 2020 8:36 PM

More like Stale Champagne

by Anonymousreply 24October 17, 2020 8:40 PM

Bitch stole my look!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 25October 17, 2020 8:47 PM

R11, she repurposed them to her cheeks.

I don’t even know what to say about her, at this point. I just never thought she, of all people, would age into a delusional public clown.

by Anonymousreply 26October 17, 2020 9:07 PM

Why would she be in Spain, R6. Do you think Lisbon is in Spain?

by Anonymousreply 27October 17, 2020 9:11 PM

R18, Bowie had Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, The Thin White Duke, Major Tom; Prince had Spooky Electric, Bob George, Camille; George Clinton had Starchild, Dr. Funkenstein, Mr. Wiggles; Garth Brooks had Chris Gaines; Eminem had Slim Shady. What's wrong with having alter egos? Artists and writers don't always create from their own perspective, but take on different personas to tell stories.

by Anonymousreply 28October 17, 2020 9:59 PM

She looks great? Looks photoshopped and full of Botox. She has a habit of making herself look 25 years younger in her social media.

by Anonymousreply 29October 17, 2020 10:02 PM

Madonna looks much, much better in these Champagne Rose photos than any of her other recent pics.

She looks great!

by Anonymousreply 30October 17, 2020 10:10 PM

The talent free cunt now has pink hair...gross.

by Anonymousreply 31October 17, 2020 10:26 PM

Sad!

by Anonymousreply 32October 17, 2020 10:27 PM

I'm NOT getting old! Fuck THAT shit! ROSA!! Bring me my placenta jerky!

by Anonymousreply 33October 17, 2020 10:35 PM

[quote] "Champagne Rosé" was a Quavo song from 2018 featuring Madonna. But now Champagne Rose is a new personality of Madonna's.

As Boy George said years ago she doesn't have an original thought, she just always buys the sound of now.

by Anonymousreply 34October 17, 2020 10:40 PM

She still looks like Pete Burns with a better wig budget.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 35October 17, 2020 10:47 PM

God she is so exhausting. Isn’t there a online canasta game she can play? Or maybe another Malawi kid she can buy? We have easily another 25-30 years of this shit. Jeez.

by Anonymousreply 36October 17, 2020 11:00 PM

Her Madame Y perfume finally came out this month. When I saw it, I thought - lazy timing, bad business. This one launches when Madame X is dead. Her other perfumes, which were well received, have been discontinued.

The new look is better and minimal, at least.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 37October 18, 2020 1:25 AM

Madame "X" I meant of course

by Anonymousreply 38October 18, 2020 1:26 AM

was never a fan, she was always a performer and not a musician, so I never understood how anyone enjoyed her crap. Plus she was ALWAYS this way -- even as a kid I could tell. I'm surprised people think this is weird for her. She was always pretending to be intelligent and "deep." When she dated famous men they got annoyed with her need to be seen. I still remember when she happened to drop that she was sitting around reading Rilke, in an interview. Or when Paul McCartney got annoyed with her utter idiocy. How could anyone not predict this desperation? Reminds me of Trump.

by Anonymousreply 39October 18, 2020 1:34 AM

She looks great there, OP

by Anonymousreply 40October 18, 2020 1:35 AM

Madonna and Trump would make a great two character play if American playwrights had any sense of satire.

by Anonymousreply 41October 18, 2020 2:12 AM

She does look really great

by Anonymousreply 42October 18, 2020 2:13 AM

She looks a total fright, as usual.

GrandMadonna is closing in on a 5150.

by Anonymousreply 43October 18, 2020 2:44 AM

The video she has posted on her Insta is not filtered or photoshopped.

She looks really good and has lost all of the weight she gained. I think those absurd butt implants are gone too. Face it, for sixty two years old she looks fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 44October 18, 2020 3:06 AM

What a looker. So beautiful. Such a fashion leader. Such a great talent.

And what a great name.

It's plain to see she puts the "stupe" in "stupendous."

by Anonymousreply 45October 18, 2020 3:15 AM

That's the best she's looked in a very long time.

Her body looks good and so do her face and hair.

Very good for 61, IMHO. I hope I look that good when I'm her age.

by Anonymousreply 46October 18, 2020 3:50 AM

I see Mercy is back getting fifty cents per post again!

by Anonymousreply 47October 18, 2020 3:57 AM

“Champagne Rose”? LOL! In my day it was called “Old Whore.”

by Anonymousreply 48October 18, 2020 5:36 AM

Mom, Granny got out of her bedroom again and she's posting weird stuff all over the internet

I think she took too many of her pills again

by Anonymousreply 49October 18, 2020 6:34 AM

She looks great. Really good.

R39 Jabba, you try too hard.

by Anonymousreply 50October 18, 2020 6:42 AM

Street urgent? Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 51October 18, 2020 7:16 AM

She looks the best she's looked in years. She's been way way way way overdue for new hair. She looks trim, too. If only she had her old lips, she'd be killing it! The lips are ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 52October 18, 2020 8:34 AM

She looks good.

by Anonymousreply 53October 27, 2020 8:05 PM

You dudes do realize that you're discussing a senior citizen, right?

by Anonymousreply 54October 27, 2020 8:35 PM

You’d think by now a 60-something year-old memaw would be able to pick one persona and stuck with it for the remainder of her life.

by Anonymousreply 55October 27, 2020 8:50 PM

She looks less awful.

by Anonymousreply 56October 27, 2020 9:18 PM

Dialing up the contrast level to "surface of the sun" is the (not so new) Vaseline on the camera lens.

Eh, whatever works. She does look better than she has in quite some time.

by Anonymousreply 57October 27, 2020 9:35 PM

She looks like Jeffree Star ODd on Botox and Rystaline

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 58October 28, 2020 12:08 AM

[quote]You dudes do realize that you're discussing a senior citizen, right?

Dude, you do realize that 55% of the posters on DL are senior citizens, right?

by Anonymousreply 59October 28, 2020 12:57 AM

This is just like how I like to call myself "Water Lily"!

by Anonymousreply 60October 28, 2020 1:04 AM

[quote]I don’t even know what to say about her, at this point. I just never thought she, of all people, would age into a delusional public clown.

Same. I was the biggest Madonna fan back in the day but Jesus Christ she lost the plot awhile ago. It's embarrassing, I never thought this would've happened to her.

For years now she's been chasing a young audience who have no interest in her. They have their own entertainers from their own generation who they follow, they don't care about somebody who's old enough to be their grandmother. And she just doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 61October 28, 2020 1:31 AM

Looking at Madonna, you kind of understand why someone like Marlene Dietrich knew that it was time to retire and just go to bed.

by Anonymousreply 62October 28, 2020 1:33 AM

R25 Yikes, looks like someone inflated the corpse of Joan Rivers with helium.

by Anonymousreply 63October 28, 2020 1:36 AM

R62, or Joan Crawford, who saw an unflattering picture of herself in the newspapers and decided she was done.

by Anonymousreply 64October 28, 2020 1:41 AM

The trick for many people in the public eye is to exit the stage [italic]gracefully[/italic]!

by Anonymousreply 65October 28, 2020 2:33 AM

[quote] Does anyone know where Champagne Rose is right now? Spain? London? Manhattan?

Check the gutters.

by Anonymousreply 66October 28, 2020 3:00 AM

She is too old to be cool. Not being shitty. I am too. But no one needs to see her all dolled up striking a pose.

by Anonymousreply 67October 28, 2020 3:08 AM

More like Mother Gin Sling.

by Anonymousreply 68October 28, 2020 3:08 AM

The smart ones know when the party is really over and it's time to get off the stage.

Dietrich had an amazingly long run, though. She was able to preserve the illusion until she was well into her seventies.

by Anonymousreply 69October 28, 2020 3:26 AM

Champaign Rose? More like Damp drain hoe’s.

by Anonymousreply 70October 28, 2020 4:20 AM

DIetrich was also consistent in her persona: she knew who she was, even singing contemporary material in her nightclub act. Her brand was old-school glamor. She wasn't trying to look or sound like some teen hippie girl.

Similarly, for all their faults, aging divas J Lo and Mariah Carey are true to their brands. Cher will always be Cher. They know who they are. Madge appears to have no idea who (or where) she is.

by Anonymousreply 71October 28, 2020 2:50 PM

R50, trust me, I know. And my body is flawless for 44, or I wouldn't be hired to do what I do. I'm hoping it lasts, but if not...I do NOT want Madonna's surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 72October 28, 2020 2:53 PM

I think Champagne Rose was the color of her family’s bathtub when she was growing up in Bay City.

by Anonymousreply 73October 28, 2020 3:49 PM

Of course she looks great. My God how gullible are you people? These photos a shot through filters and photoshopped to hell and back. Try watching her Instagram videos where she is sitting on her sofa with Diablo Cody attempting to write her bio "screenplay." She looks like a hunchbacked old crone who got hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Anonymousreply 74October 28, 2020 3:52 PM

what a ripoff of Cyndi Lauper’s hair

by Anonymousreply 75October 28, 2020 3:53 PM

Madonna grew up in Rochester Hills, which is and was a very comfortable suburb. Her father was an engineer at Chrysler and the family had a housekeeper.

by Anonymousreply 76October 28, 2020 3:54 PM

[quote]What happened to her butt implants?

Why do you call them implants if she had [italic]fat[/italic] injected into her ass? Then they're not implants but fat injections.

by Anonymousreply 77October 28, 2020 4:00 PM

she's looking like a sad, crazy tranny, whose meds are not working properly. she should get off the stage before she gets carried off.

by Anonymousreply 78October 30, 2020 7:45 PM

At this point she’s been pathetic almost longer than when she was (considered) cool. I think instead of being dumbfounded at how the 80’s/90’s Madonna ended up As she is today, us old schoolers should consider a reflective contemplation on her being this way all along.

by Anonymousreply 79October 30, 2020 8:28 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!