Zachery Ty Bryan Arrested for Strangulation

He looks like a thumb.

Who? I don't know her.

What would Jonathan Taylor Thomas do? Not choke a bitch out, that's for sure.

He looks like ten miles of bad road

The pandemic is making everyone nuts

[quote] He looks like a thumb.

Welcome to the club, Zach!

You’re nobody in this town till you’ve got a mug shot.

Sunk from Home Improvement to House Arrest.

He’s always played a bully, hasn’t he? And always a convincing one.

Man, he looks rough. We are about the same age. Was he an addict or currently one? I didn't read the article.

put him in a flannel and send him to Lilith Fair

Apartment? Oh, how gauche.

He used to be cute; now he's 39, looks 49, and is strangling women. Sad.

Meth face.

His skin is disgusting! He looks like a leper. He was the most annoying boy on the show.

yikes!

LOL R11

He lives in Eugene, OR?

Hopefully the next show he stars in is Face Improvement.

Hot!

He's aged terribly.

[quote] Man, he looks rough. We are about the same age. Was he an addict or currently one? I didn't read the article.

R10, in what way does he look rough? He looks to have a full head of hair, no sores on his face, no sign of meth mouth. His face is pretty full also.

What was your physical transformation like when trying to get clean? Did your complexion clear up? Were you able to get dental implants to replace the teeth that fell out? Did your appetite return so you didn't look as gaunt? Sounds like you havr some real experience so tell us about it. We're here for you!

Not to brag, but I saw this coming DECADES ago.

He's a conservative Republican just like his TV dad Tim Allen. Karma aged him poorly. JTT still looks decent and Taran Noah Smith doesn't look terrible. TNS is the complete opposite, he's a vegan hippie who lives on a boat in San Francisco.

I never watched the program he was on.

Has JTT commented on this?

Has JTT found the right girl yet?

He's a vegetarian.

But is he a vadgetarian?

I'm sure he gained enormous wealth as a steady working actor, it's sad that he's reduced to living in a backwater rented apartment.

He has an ex-wife and three kids. That could explain the living accommodations R30

My mistake, he has four kids.

WEHT JTT?

I couldn’t stand listening to his white boy Colorado accent on home-improvement.

[quote] I'm sure he gained enormous wealth as a steady working actor, it's sad that he's reduced to living in a backwater rented apartment.

Or not.

He actually has a good face for low lives in procedurals.

Who hasn't wanted to strangle a bitch?

LoserFace with a mugshot to match! Up next: endorsement of Donald Trump and a job in construction.

I never liked him. Even as a kid when I watched Home Improvement I thought he looked scummy and trashy.

I find his ugliness offensive. How dare he.

r24 On the contrary, if you ever wanted to know what the Sandy Hook shooter would look like as a closeted mormon, Google Taran Noah Smith.

So many questions about that photo R41

I'm sure JTT eats an occasional meat sausage .

[quote]Well, I guess we now know he’s not gay.

No one, but NO ONE in the history of DL ever wondered that about him.

That's what a bad mullet will lead you too!

This isn't his first brush with the law, is it?

[quote] WEHT JTT?

*sigh*

WHET DL tradition?

jill's real son.

ghey!

Looking a little tina queen.

"No one, but NO ONE in the history of DL ever wondered that about him."

Actually, back in the day, I believe there was some fake blind item that led us old timers to believe that he was gay, in addition to the many JTT rumors.

Joe Castle Baker is a cutie

R48 Is it weird that I've been following him for a while and didn't even realize he was Patricia Richardson's son?

That’s cool Patricia has a gay son.

Patty Richardson’s gay son is cute, but imagine having that neurotic battleax for a mother-in-law?

Why does his head look so monstrously huge?

Too much pudding.

Taran Noah Smith was married to a much older woman when he was 17. The woman was 33 years old! They did get divorced though. At least he and JTT don't do the reality TV or social media thing trying to hold onto fame as "former child stars". They live very private lives.

Zach Ty Bryan's Twitter. He's a MAGAt

And he sure looks like one.

I'm sure that Mark Taylor (Taran Noah Smith) was written to be gay-coded. He was the outsider, very sweet and sensitive. He had a goth phase and later got involved with media production. His two older brothers made fun of him for not only for being the baby but for being "different". He wanted his father's approval and attention the most.

But hasn't JTT got involved with media production?

Well R22, we didn't have the opportunities nor the financial resources this turd seems to have squandered.

He too good for autograph shows?

Ugly men always love Trump.

Is the gf a chorine?

And I...

... oop!

Apparently he's still working in the business, just on the production side. He's produced several projects since he quit acting 11 years ago, and has one project in post production now.

I have to assume he's just a mean drunk. I've seen plenty like that who are sweethearts when they're sober, but give 'em one drink of alcohol and they go completely crazy.

^ Did a datalounger post that? LOL

[quote] I'm sure that Mark Taylor (Taran Noah Smith) was written to be gay-coded.

Not on my watch.

I always suspected he had a very small cock anyway.

I hated him when I was a kid. Seemed like an asshole...

I see they played themselves on Home Improvement which is why it came across as more real than other family sitcoms at the time. Tim really is a conservative sexist asshole in real life and ZTB is really a dumb douchey bully. Patricia really did hate Tim and tolerated him at best. JTT is a sarcastic smartass and TNS really is eccentric and shy.

R4 I agree. He wasn't a cute kid, and he's not an attractive man.

Is JTT still Anti Choice?

Taran's most recent media appearance. He was so cute as a little kid, he looks kinda weird now. But he seems like a nice guy and he supports good causes and charities. Clearly his parents pushed him into acting and he was smart enough to stop once Home Improvement ended because he couldn't act even if he wanted to. JTT left Home Improvement to be a serious actor but learned he really wasn't that talented.

JTT went to college.

JTT was only 16 when he left the show though. He said he wanted to focus on academics but that could have just been an excuse. He probably just got tired of doing the show.

ZTB fathered four kids. How many did JTT father?

JTT's pro-life stance isn't odd, he's from Pennsylvania and probably has a Lutheran background but he seems cool with the gays as he played a bisexual hustler in the gay indie Speedway Junky when he was 16/17. JTT apparently is very reclusive and according to people who worked with him, he barely spoke to anyone on set.

Zach is just a dumb asshole. That is all.

Taran is probably the most liberal as he's from San Francisco and his parents seemed to be hippie yuppies.

I think the casting call for Home Improvement was for three blond boys. Just like with Full House with three blonde girls. Only JTT resembled the parents.

[Quote] JTT apparently is very reclusive and according to people who worked with him, he barely spoke to anyone on set.

JTT IS Miles Heizer!

Isn't JTT Jewish?

JTT is so deep in the closet

I don't think JTT is Jewish. He is Pennsylvania Dutch (which is really German) and Portuguese. His last name is Weiss. I'm guessing he's Lutheran or some type of Protestant but could be Catholic because of his mother who is of Portuguese descent.

Didn't JTT buy a house with a male friend a while back? Is he flipper?

What Happened to Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

JTT's Portuguese genes are why was so attractive. It gave him a natural olive complexion that contrasts his blond hair and blue eyes. He looked different from his TV siblings were WASPy as fuck.

Has Richard Karn commented?

Karn? When did I eat Karn?

What’s JTT’s skin color?

He hit the wall harder than Kool-Aid Man!

Taran kinda looks like John Holmes

Typical dorky white boy from Colorado

Washed up child actors usually end up conservative or Republican i noticed like Ricky Schroder, Scott Baio, Danny Bonaduce, Kirk Cameron, Aaron Carter and Susan Olson.

They don't even need to be explicitly religious or anti-gay to become that way. They just feel entitled to continue being important and famous and instead of maturing and learning a skill or trade they instead rail on about the system and evil liberal Hollywood. They were used by their parents to make money and their only currency was their cuteness and once they aged out it was hard to adjust. So their anger and love of Trump is reactionary. They need to grow up.

Some like Melissa Joan Hart and Candace Cameron are smart enough to keep their mouthes shut especially on social media to keep getting work which they do by pandering to middle aged women who were fans of them as kids.

Melissa Joan Hart has put her foot in the mouth many a time.

I remember Melissa saying homophobic stuff in the 2000s but she seemed to have calmed down after Melissa & Joey because of Joey Lawrence and Nick Robinson told her to chill. Candace says misogynistic stuff like women should submit and follow the men in their lives.

He was an ugly kid and now an even uglier adult

I just wish posters would be bold enough to express their opinions on Zachery's looks.

[quote] Melissa & Joey because of Joey Lawrence and Nick Robinson told her to chill

Imagine a situation where Joey Lawrence is the voice of reason.

Like TV father, like TV son.

I hope Kieran Shipka grows up to be normal

JTT was the only good looking one. The oldest is just pure white trash and the youngest is very unfortunate looking. Too bad JTT is so short. He probably would have had a better career otherwise.

JTT was such a pretty boy.

JTT and Devon Sawa were two pretty boys with that same floppy bangs hairstyle every white boy had then.

JTT and Devon later in life

I find later in life JTT and Devon hotter than they were as teens

[quote] I find later in life JTT and Devon hotter than they were as teens

I find you misguided.

Devon's social media is funny. He has no filter and does not hide his hatred of Trump and conservatives. And is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict.

They all were cute kids. But they didn't age well except JTT.

By the time they all passed puberty, none of them even looked related.

Did JTT ever come out?

IMDB said he's married. I wonder if the wife knows she dodged one.

In the early seasons Brad even had a Bud Bundy mullet but in the final season he had that curtain haircut.

R109: THERE! That's the exact moment "Brad" was hot and my gayling teen self wanted him. Not before, not since, and certainly not when he had that pony tail.

He looked cute during the late 90s era. His character Brad was supposed to that popular douchy jock who got laid a lot.

Zach's social media definitely gave out the vibe of being "successful" behind the scenes of film. Newport Beach my ass. And has been discussed, VERY ProTrump. I really like Devon, even if his recent work is just...ok. He loves his family, lives in the LA burbs, and HATES Trump.

FoxNews report on the arrest doesn't mention he's one of them and all the idiot commenters are calling him a hollywood liberal. Idiots.

R111 I see no indication on JTT's IMDB that he's married.

He looks like a lesbian

As a kid of the late 90s and 2000s, Tim Allen was forced down my throat with Santa Clause, Toy Story and Home Improvement. His family man image is so fake and phony. I wasn't really surprised he came out as conservative and a total hypocrite at that. He had a DUI, was a drug dealer and is known as an asshole. He isn't funny either. He's probably a racist too. Home Improvement was set in Detroit but was white as hell.

R117 I think he meant about Zach, who was married at one point.

Since when strangle a woman means you are straight?

Devon has very coarse looks.

WHET Andrew Keegan?

JTT and the late Brad Renfro's very 90s hairstyles worked well with Disney's adaptation of Tom Sawyer. Had Brad had stayed clean off of drugs he could have been an A-list star, he had a big push by Hollywood as a "child prodigy" actor who could handle mature roles just like Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.

God I miss Brad Renfro.

I worked with Brad Renfro's cousin. It was actually right before Brad died. The cousin was cute, big blue eyes, but a dumb redneck.

This one, R126?

What was also awesome about Brad is that he was a gay ally/fag stag and many people had such kind words to say about him too. Brad was a good-looking guy but lost his looks early due to his drug addiction, he tried to quit and gained a bunch of weight but sadly relapsed and OD'ed. He has a son who is half-Japanese and is being raised by the mother and we have no idea what he looks like.

LOL. Zachery PLAGIARIZED DL Fave Armie Hammer's divorce announcement

JTT is such as dwarf. He is older than Zachery Ty Bryan (who played his older brother!) and Brad Renfro (who wasn't very tall himself) yet they both towered over him.

R127, no. His last name was Renfro also.

[quote] He has a son who is half-Japanese

And that son turned out to be Chad Michael Murray.

The curse of TGIF. Nobody from those sitcoms ever had a career.

Zach Ty Bryan was pretty hot at one point. A flash in the pan.

He's a gross conservative now and probably has serious mental problems given his Twitter rants.

I always thought that shitshow was going to lead to cancellation or strangulation!

He really took his character from Carrie 2 to heart.

Brad unfortunately attracted the attention of so many pervy old gay guys like Schumacher, Clark, Singer and LaBruce. Fellow kid actor Nick Stahl was also very troubled.

R133: TGIF? Home Improvement was never on that bloc. That was Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Step by Step, Boy Meets World. The only reason my horny gayling ass watched the show in the 90s was for the boys. I couldn't care less about the plot. Most of the girls in elementary school were doing so for the same reason.

R137 I watched Home Improvement mainly because I liked the Tool Time segments and it was kind of like a live-action cartoon. Also even if it wasn't on TGIF it was basically was of the same caliber in writing and demographic just not aired on Friday night. Boy Meets World had a better looking male cast and Step by Step had Cody.

R138 Home Improvement was a huge step up from the TGIF dreck and it got many major Emmy nominations throughout it's run, for the show , Allen and Richardson

Oh My Lord! What's next Danny Pintauro beating his husband with a set Tupperware salad spoons?

[quote] throughout it's run,

Oh, dear!

Why did he plagiarize Armie Hammer’s divorce announcement?

[quote]PLAGIARIZED DL Fave Armie Hammer's divorce announcement

Armie Hammer isn't a DL fave. He's the target of two or three people who are psycho stalkers and use DL as their own personal IM account.

Thank God they they never tried to reboot this show like they did with Fuller House and Girl Meets World. The only way they could have done it was with Zach Ty Bryan having kids probably three little blondies too. Only Tim Allen and Richard Karn would return. Since Patricia, JTT and TNS hated working on the show.

When did Patricia and JTT say they hated working on the show?

JTT left the show before the final season to pursue a Hollywood career. I mean he may not have despised working on it but he didn't want to be known as the corny "sitcom kid" either. Home Improvement was still huge in the ratings and was renewed for a 9th season but Patricia Richardson refused to return which led to it being cancelled. Very similar to Full House actually which also was supposed to have a 9th season on The WB but a lot of the cast members refused to renew their contracts like John Stamos so those plans fell through. Which makes it seem she was tired of being on that show, it was reported she and Tim had many falling outs behind the scenes.

Tim is cancelled!

Patricia Richardson is a Dem so maybe she didn't get along with freeper Tim

r136 The image was blocked by my security software due to a Trojan Horse.

"... called for help following some sort of scuffle at an apartment complex in town. Eugene PD tells TMZ ... when cops showed up, they found Zach sitting outside his unit with..."

Living in some apartment in the middle of Nowhere. What happened to all the money?

Meth. Or some other drug.

Financial planning tends to be learned when you have little/nothing, not when you're riding high.

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He has a face that would wilt flowers as he walked by.

Does he have a "full head of hair" or only 0.875 heads worth?

no surprise that anyone in contact with tim allen would turn into a criminal

I lived in Eugene for a few years, to get my masters degree. And let me tell you, there are no nice apartments in that town. Aside from the campus and surrounding neighborhood, Eugene is a depressing shithole. Eugene dangles on the precipice of nothingness. Transients everywhere. Drugs are rampant. Two hours from Portland. Faux hippies who are just dirty slackers with no morals. The architecture is even depressing, flat, and sad because they tore down the cute vintage downtown in the 60s and rebuilt everything in the 70s and 80s. I am guessing he lives in The Whitaker which is a particularly skanky area near the train tracks that they’ve been trying to gentrify and make happen for a decade. But the actual humans cannot be gentrified. And most Eugenians can’t afford a nice condo. So it stalls and becomes a sickly mish mash of breweries and REIs mixed in with outdoor “mattress villages” where the homeless sleep and leave their needles. The town in general is all either blocky concrete or strip-mall vibes because they tore down the vintage downtown core and rebuilt it in the 70s/0s. This is the mise-en-scene.

Ok so moving on, there are zero “clubs” in Eugene. There’s bars. College bars, and dive bars. And restaurants with full bars. I submit that Zach and his woman most likely went to a shitty sports bar (prolly The Old Pad), got hammered, and then either walked home or drunk-drove. Then she passed out, and he smoked a little crack or did his meth. And then, when he couldn’t find his charger to charge his cell —so that he could text his OTHER side piece, he got agitated and beat the shit out of the girlfriend..

Ps Sorry about the typos above!!. I’m on my phone with my thumb of fire, gettin my TRUTH out to y’all,, messy as it is.

Interesting R157. It's nice to see that ZTB's whole life is a lie. He acts on social media like he was a successful film producer and family man living in Newport Beach. But in reality he's a cheating scumbag who lives in a shithole.

If you have any friends in Eugene, dirt is appreciated ;)

JTT looked amazing in his Smallville episode. Awesome body.

Zachery Ty Bryan beat the hell out of his girlfriend over missing phone charging cables ... at least according to her, and prosecutors heard enough to charge him with felonies.

The 'Home Improvement' star was charged with strangulation and coercion -- both felonies -- plus 6 misdemeanors, for the alleged violence that went down last weekend in Eugene, Oregon. We now know her version of events and it is harrowing.

Zachery's girlfriend told cops he woke her up, pulled her out of bed by her hair and started beating her, all while shouting obscenities about missing cell phone chargers ... according to police documents.

She told cops Zachery had become physically abusive toward her in the last month, and it reached a head last Friday when he allegedly punched and slapped her in the head and face multiple times. She also claims he choked her to the point she thought she was going to suffocate, and put his knee into the back of her neck.

According to cops, the woman said she broke free and dialed 911, but he disconnected the line. She claims he was standing next to her when dispatchers called back.

When police arrived, an officer said he noticed blood, swelling and bruising on the alleged victim ... and the cop claims Zachery was evasive about what happened, other than accusing her of trying to take him down because he was breaking up with her.

As we reported ... Zachery's been released on bail, and he's barred from all contact with the alleged victim.

[quote] Zachery Ty Bryan beat the hell out of his girlfriend over missing phone charging cables

His mistake was letting her live.

R162 Thanks Orenthal, but I don't think my supporting role in The Rage: Carrie 2 would have the same sway with a jury

[quote] JTT looked amazing in his Smallville episode. Awesome body.

Check him out in “Common Ground” from that same period.

Wasn't the youngest Taylor son also arrested for trashing his house or something? Growing up in showbiz has certainly fucked these kids up.

R165, JTT seems normal though

He’s pro life except for his gf’s life

If JTT weren't so deep in the closet he'd be perfect R166

R165 Hollywood is a factor but most of the infamous trainwrecks come from messy families. They were never going to be functioning adults

[quote]If JTT weren't so deep in the closet he'd be perfect

Hard to say just how closeted he may be, if he is in fact gay. He's been out of the spotlight long enough that he may be out to the people around him, but hasn't felt the need to make a public statement.

I’m curious about the gf. I’m picturing non existent pencilled in eyebrows, scabs on the face and bleached lifeless hair.

[quote] Oh My Lord! What's next Danny Pintauro beating his husband with a set Tupperware salad spoons?

Danny doesn't have to beat his husband; all he has to do is "accidentally" miss a day of meds while they fuck.

Goofy white boy accent

Living anywhere in Oregon would drive you fucking nuts and kill all your family lol. Second only to Buttfuck, Maryland.

Not one QWERTY reference? My, how DL has changed.

[quote] Living anywhere in Oregon would drive you fucking nuts and kill all your family lol. Second only to Buttfuck, Maryland.

At least in Oregon you can do drugs.

Has Tim posted his bail yet

Pleaded guilty, got probation

Look what a good daddy I am!

Does he have three girls? Wonder if he’ll try for a fourth.

JTT is going to be 40 in a few months. Not married. Makes me wonder . . .

Strangling him looks like it would take three hours.

Is he in jail being raped yet?

At least I'm not this guy!

I'm so happy I'm not in a relationship.

A guy put his hands around me throat once when we were in bed; he wanted me to experience some kind of Auto-erotic asphyxia i

It was already the best sex of my life; guy was an F.G. -- 'accidents happen so easily' I whispered in between breaths; he relaxed his grip

feeling safe and scared at the same time is the most mind numbing sensation

Is he dead yet?

What does he do for a living now? He hasn’t acted since he was a kid. How is he buying food?

Was it really necessary to bump this nine month old thread?