The October Surprise of All October Surprises - JFK Jr. To Replace Pence As Trump's Running Mate

Somewhere, Mike Pence is clutching his pearls.

A multi-divorced Catholic? There goes the Evangelical support.

I see dead people .......

I see really stupid people...

Certainly more than half of the American people are morbidly fat and astonishingly stupid. Unbelievable.....

Is he replacing Mikey in the bedroom too?

If so, I'm down for that!

Dumb and Dumber

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.

Elvis for Attorney General!

Not Dallas!!!

What a bunch of moronic loons. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

He’s going to pissed off when he sees what happened to his mother’s Rose Garden.

Has anyone called Caroline so she can be there?

What is up with the JFK Jr obsession?

This is crazy y'all

I was reading an article about the genesis and the progression of the QAnon conspiracy theories from The Atlantic archive just yesterday which forced me to do several spit takes, going totally "WTF??" I have never been a conspiracy theorist of any kind and that sort of mindset is totally foreign to me but I could even see why some people become obsessed with UFOs, cryptozoology, 9/11, JFK assassination and such. Some of it you can even try to explain using some farfetched thing that's still within the domain of science or the government being secretive about certain things, but this?? There is nothing even remotely connected to reality that would justify it. It's some eschatological myth, mixed with "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion", satanic panic, and what have you... And then, pedo rings involving Tom Hanks extracting and devouring children's adrenal glands? JFK Jr, a man on top of the world, faking his own death, only to come out of hiding 20 years later to run with Trump? I mean, someone somewhere must be sitting in front of a dozen computer screens, taking ayahuasca and coming up with this stuff... I'm at a loss, can anyone here take a stab at explaining how anyone with even partial high school education could fall for this shit?

That was no ordinary fly, y'all.

That was JFK Jr.!

I like Keith Olbermann's response:

[italic] But - and this is the genius part - JFK JR will be disguised as Pence and use the pseudonym “M I K E P E N C E” for security reasons

Even JFK Jr announcing that he didn't die, and is replacing Pence wouldn't make me recall my ballot I sent out yesterday, one with Biden/Harris, and D down the line.

I don't think CBK would have been able to stay "dead", not for one hot second.

I’m going to weep. I’m so happy for Caroline.

Meth was cruel to middle America

Everyone knows he was hiding on Pedo Island impregnating children. He's patient zero for the entire pedo- sex trafficking cannibal world. Who wouldn't want to fuck the kid of Jfk Jr. boy or girl? You'd have to be crazy not to. Epstein had a giant sperm bank with the jizz from all his guests. The ranch in N.M. was where he raised them. Many are saying this.

IMHO Qanon was created by Bannon/Stone in order to distract from the actual monster pedophile/rapist, possible murderer, in the white house and Epstein. They know the truth so there needed to be a story that made the Democrats even worse. Cannibals!

They've devolved from Moral Majority, to Family Values to Compassionate Conservatism to Birther to Tea Party. Same stupid cunts, different names. They should form their own political party, Turd Party candidate.

Very excited for this reboot. JFK Jr was always so hot.

Here’s Johnny!

They believe this Trump rally regular is JFK Jr.

[quote]somewhere must be sitting in front of a dozen computer screens, taking ayahuasca...

...and not sharing.

Okay, so he’s a little less hot now, but aren’t we all?

Qanon is an excuse for a bunch of repressed and damaged little boys with small, weird or otherwise dysfunctional dicks shoot guns and hate an enemy because they cant get properly laid.

R25 that’s Sean Lennon Kennedy Jr. - he goes by ‘Jackie’. Everyone is going to speak in tongues 👅 led by Amy Barrett and he will rise in the Great Pumpkin 🎃 Patch at the stroke of midnight.

What about Carolyn and her sister? Are they coming back, too?

As seen on Twitter:

“We’re live here on Martha’s Vineyard, and still no comment from JFK Jr.”

That's not even remotely accurate R28

I think you are getting militias and QAnon mixed up-- an easy mistake

Qanon is mostly female and they do a lot of tweeting and FB posting that includes the words "I did my research and...."

Which means "I googled the words another QAnon crazy told me and found some articles that are 100% fake but since I am too unsophisticated to realize that there is false information online, I will assume it is true."

So basically QAnon is the new ivillage.

R33, go back to QAnon.

[quote]Which means "I googled the words another QAnon crazy told me and found some articles that are 100% fake but since I am too unsophisticated to realize that there is false information online, I will assume it is true."

"And my name is Karen."

OY!

Loraine Young@loraineyoung248

I knew JFK Jr was alive . God has awakened people around the world as is says he would in the Bible. Spiritual light is a wonderful light to shine in your Soul.

2:43 PM · Oct 17, 2020

Loraine is a little touched:

"Join Telegram JFK JR & Kennedys [ ALIVE

Look what they just posted!! How awesome would this be??"

I think the implication is that Kayleigh McIm-a-ninny is the daughter of JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette

I think it’s a lot of Incest Survivors who can’t deal with what Grampy, Uncle and Daddy did so they project it on to the world. I guarantee 100x more kids are molested at home every year over how many are trafficked.

Does Stevie Nicks know yet?

This is a whole different level of insanity. What can you even do about these psychotics? They absolutely do not live in reality.

It really is alarming that these people walk among us, and don't realize their orange gimp in chief is the biggest kid diddler of them all.

Is he flying himself to Dallas?

Ignoring the fact that JFK Jr is dead, Trump can't just replace Pence at his whim, he could have before the convention, but once the convention nominated Pence for VP that is set, so unless Trump is going to kill Pence with the Covid there is no replacing him, now.

SMH R42

Logic and Q-Anon are mortal enemies.

Wait...there are real.people that believe this?

How are we going to deprogram them?

That's perfect, r31, especially the Twitter handle -- Nigel Tufnel!

FOX just cut to him entering the stadium.

Well, no surprise, R37, that these folks are not very good at math, since Kayleigh was born 4/18/88, many years before John, Jr. and Carolyn crossed paths. Or it's just a case of fake math.

Case of fake math or real meth, R48

Does the mean Jackie on Assistance will be hanging out on the White House grounds?

Also, since John John is back from the dead can I write in Alf Landon for president?

Yikes r47, is that for real?

JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette will bring some class back to the White House. I'm happy to hear about this.

It shows the level of desperation for some of these lunatics: They know deep down that Trump is going to lose, so now they are resorting to resurrecting a man who has been dead for 20 years, never ran for political office, and came from a DEMOCRATIC dynasty for fuck's sake.

R53 Trump had never run for office either. And he was originally a Democrat too.

So there.

Why JFK Jr, they do know he was a Democrat, from a long line of......Democrats???

It's kind of trying to explain to that homeless crazy guy at the street corner yelling crazy things at passers by that they're not making any sense - i.e. an exercise in futility.

Let’s make it even more fun by saying that Princess Diana has also been hiding out with JFK Jr. this whole time and will be making an appearance tonight.

I would tune in for that!

But, what about Jesus? Will he be resurrected to be Trump's new Press Secretary starting January 2021?

Jesus is a bit preoccupied with Pence getting on his knees for him every day.

What will they do when it doesn't happen?

There isn’t even a rally in Dallas today.

Probably claim that he came back and decided to assume Pence’s appearance R60.

Then they can announce “the big reveal” at a later date.

Don’t muddy the water with facts R61.

Wait now. Who is the multi-divorced Catholic?

He’ll show up in Dallas R60, don’t you worry.

I just checked, and his flight is delayed.

[quote] I just checked, and his flight is delayed.

I've heard it was spotted near Martha's Vineyard.

Are you people FUKING BLIND!

[quote] Jesus is a bit preoccupied with Pence getting on his knees for him every day.

Nestor told me about that but he pronounced it differently.

R67 I'd still do him.

^ You mean Rick Gates?

Ha ha r70

R14, they called, but I didn’t answer because I’m no longer so sweet.

I am now what is known as “sweet-ish”.

Would you vote for Zombie Elvis? Would you?

This is what happens when you do away with soaps. The ladies need their drama fix from somewhere.

This Q-Anon thing actually comes from pre Jesus, biblical times mythology.

There was a God of sorts, named moloch, and moloch required child sacrifice. When the Jews were called into the wilderness, they were told that their first born could no longer be sacrificed to moloch, and hence they couldn’t eat the sacrificed child, after being barbecued, and had to sacrifice their cows an a sheep instead.

The biblical story ofxjilsre bwing sacrficed is ,,,

Trumpers are the dumbest people alive. This bullshit is embarrassing to look at but they're too stupid to even realize they ought to be embarrassed by believing it. Non-Americans, please know we aren't all low IQ wackjobs!

I'm ready for Steve Bannon to stroke out, now. This isn't funny anymore, Steve.

Q-ism is very much in line with Trump-ism

It's low education whites who feel that they are looked down upon by the "elites" saying "fuck you" to them.

Q allows them to believe they are every bit as smart as their college educated bosses because they've "done the research" (and note that "research" is a very academic word and implies a level of intellectual activity) and thus know things that even People Who Went To Fancy Colleges don't

So...

He’s still dead, right? Not tinydick’s new running mate?

Donald Trump and all of his QAnon buddies together aren't fit to carry JFK Jr.'s jock strap.

It's not just low-education whites, it's also disaffected fundies of all educational levels, desperate to find some kind of reality that allows them to believe Trump is secretly a superhero and not the piece of shit anti-God grifter that he really is.

We've been inundated with fake reality for 30 years, starting with reality television and Fox fake "fair and balanced" news, then progressing to online propaganda outlets and desperate con artists pushing all sorts of lies. We now have millions of Americans unable to tell the difference between reality and fiction, and sadly, that includes some people who are well educated.

[quote] Or it's just a case of fake math.

Mathematics is just a political and social construct.

These deludos set these dates and then they come and go without the miraculous occurrence — and the deludos just keep marching along as if nothing had happened! You have to admire that.

What happened to the 1,400 sealed indictments of evil Deep State Democrats that were supposed to be unsealed two years ago? And then a year ago? And then earlier this year?

How can Hillary freely fly around the world even though she has on (unseen) chest and ankle monitors after her secret arrest?

They're used to delusion. Look at how religious they are.

R36---Mayella Ewell lives, too!

So, how did JFK Jr. look? Is he still hot?

If JFK JR faked his death in 1999, where are his cunt wife and her sister?

R87, see R25.

R89, he should have stayed dead.

Why isn't YourMillennialCunt signing his posts in this thread?

Hillary eating babies certainly lines up with his Hillary Derangement Syndrome.

YMC is most likely a QAnon LOON.

I’m not YMC, but wow, r91, you’re way off base. Are you a Trumpster? You sound like one.

YMC is R78

Origin of R47's snap? It's gross as hell but I'm intrigued.

Your post doesn't make a bit of sense, R92.

How is someone a Trumpster if they are mocking a vile poster (YourMillennialCunt) who has done NOTHING on these boards except spread his hatred of Hillary and gay men?

Hillary IS a gay man.

Pass it on!

YourMillennialCunt is R93, still afraid to sign his posts. He also has five other unsigned posts in this thread.

He probably has a shrine to Hillary in his mother's basement where he jacks off nonstop about dominating Hillary and raping her, since he has such violent feelings about her.

And he didn't sign his post at R96.

Look out: there's stiff third party competition...

It’s amazing how the QAnon predictions can be wrong time and again, but the followers just jump to the next prediction or scheme.

I’m reminded of that religious leader, and I think there have been more than one, who predicted the end of the world on a certain date. When that date came and went, he announced a math error and rescheduled the end of the world for a future date, which eventually cane and went. He kept revising his dates which kept coming and going. He lost some followers, but there was.a core group that kept following him.

I think it’s called cognitive dissonance, where a person become so vested in a belief, that they aren’t capable of ever recognizing that they’ve been fooled, because it would be to humiliating, dispiriting, and painful.

R55, I think that's the least of their worries in terms of plausibility! Once you've accepted that JFK Jr is still alive, anything goes.

Per Mia Farrow, yesterday Trump said that he was more handsome than JFK.

Now I’ve heard everything.

This I’ve gotta see...

Who is so stupid to believe something this crazy!

Mia is bitch.

R100, was it Harold Camping? That old coot was hilarious. I know Benny Hinn was also a big doomsday guy at one point.

There’s no way that was real and that they weren’t just trolling. Right?

[quote] Or it's just a case of fake math.

I think it is a case of real meth, too much of it.

R100, after Harold Camping's final failed doomsday prediction, I saw one of his supporters post on social media that they suspected "there still might be some truth to it" because there was an earthquake somewhere in the US that weekend.

It is all weird but why Dallas of all places, because JFK was killed there?

R6 Pretty much. Look at the folks at this event. They look like they were places there by central casting

It would be nice if Carolyn Bessette could take over Melania's Christmas decoration duties.

They look nice, R110

Bless Their Hearts

MACLUNKEY (@CoreyEvett) Tweeted:

JFK Jr looks like shit.

Don't know which is more tragic, that these people think Donald Trump is a hero or that these people can vote.

The latter R114.

I shall be Second Lady of the United States of America!

[quote] It is all weird but why Dallas of all places, because JFK was killed there?

Because Trump held a rally there on October 17...LAST YEAR.

That's how dumb they are.

I will always wish that I was a smarter person than I am. That I could have been intelligent enough to be some sort of scientist who could have made a medical break-through, helping make the lives of billions of people easier or less painful. Or a surgeon who could repair hearts or spines, making the broken whole. But at least I am intelligent enough to know that conspiracy theories are birthed and boosted by paranoids and the weak minded, not products of those doing actual "research" in any real sense. I'm aware enough to spot a demagogue with bad hair, orange makeup and ill fitted suits. And if the best I can do is be smart enough not to be manipulated like these slack jawed mutants, I'll be happy with my lot.

Q Anon was created by Roger "the weasel" Stone and Steve " stinky butt weasel" Bannon. Q anon followers are very low information and low intelligence but high in gullibility and Dunning -Kruger effect "victims". That is , people who believe they are very intelligent but in actuality are of such low brain power they cannot recognize or be educated as to what they don't know and can never learn or achieve. I believe Trump himself is a member of the Dunning-Kruger society.

This week’s People Magazine : The Sexiest Man To Rise From The Dead

QAnon has just announced that Mike Pence is divorcing Mother.

Marilyn Monroe is coming back to become the new second lady.

So how was the rally with JFK Jr doing his Walking Dead imitation? Did he eat the audience?

Why won’t Caroline challenge ‘him’ to a DNA 🧬 Test on Maury

It's frightening how many weak-minded people out there are susceptible to brainwashing. I really had no clue; I thought it was an isolated Jim Jones/David Koresh kinda thing. But I honestly believe that if Trump told these people to drink Drano with him- many would.

Wow. This reminds me of the Horror film Bubba Ho-Tep.

Bruce Campbell's character is supposed to be Elvis Presley, while the late Ossie Davis' character it's supposed to be JFK.

Apparently they both faked their deaths and are now in a elderly care home that is being terrorized by an Egyptian ghoul monster.

R121, if Marilyn Monroe was brought back from the dead and told she had to marry Mike Pence, she’d jump back in the coffin.

I have a gun you fucking idiot!

Keep your fucking distance, r126!

I was asked to help out the administration, but I told them I wouldn't waste my beautiful rotting brains.

R94, I did a reverse search on that a while back. It's not a real corpse, it's a rescue dummy for a diver training exercise. If you blow up the photo a bit you can see it says "Underwater Rescue Unit" on the shirt.

He just made an appearance at the Washington rally!