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i cleaned my house 40 times today

tommrw morning i will be running 30 miles and writing my memoir at the same time

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2020 1:25 AM

Are you on meth ?

by Anonymousreply 1October 17, 2020 4:18 AM

Just don't put ten spoonfuls of sugar in each cup of coffee.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 17, 2020 4:19 AM

Are you also seven feet tall but weigh eighty pounds and own several properties in Monaco?

by Anonymousreply 3October 17, 2020 4:26 AM

lazy whores cant relate

by Anonymousreply 4October 17, 2020 4:34 AM

I havenā€™t cleaned my house 40 times this decade.

by Anonymousreply 5October 17, 2020 4:35 AM

I pooped like 4 times! šŸ’©

by Anonymousreply 6October 17, 2020 4:41 AM

WELCOME TO METH !!!!!!

The good news is you're going to be "beach body ready" in like TWO WEEKS!!! The bad news is I rewired your TESLA!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2020 5:00 AM

[quote] The good news is you're going to be "beach body ready" in like TWO WEEKS!!!

Will I be able to get beach friends?

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2020 5:02 AM

^^^^Call Me!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2020 5:08 AM

Does meth make you allergic to capital letters?

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2020 5:27 AM

[quote] Does meth make you allergic to capital letters?

yes.

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2020 5:32 AM

"This floor is not clean. NOTHING IS CLEAN!"

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by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2020 5:34 AM

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 13October 17, 2020 6:07 AM

Have a cup of Sleepytime tea and leave us out of it.

by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2020 6:11 AM

You sound like a Mormon Mommy influencer, OP. Does adderall mix well with the prozac?

by Anonymousreply 15October 17, 2020 6:16 AM

Layoff the coke, Don Jr.

by Anonymousreply 16October 17, 2020 6:23 AM

Well OP? Did you pass out yet or did you do another 40 rounds with the vacuum and lysol wipes?

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2020 1:25 AM
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