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i cleaned my house 40 times today

tommrw morning i will be running 30 miles and writing my memoir at the same time

by Anonymousreply 1710/17/2020

Are you on meth ?

by Anonymousreply 110/16/2020

Just don't put ten spoonfuls of sugar in each cup of coffee.

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by Anonymousreply 210/16/2020

Are you also seven feet tall but weigh eighty pounds and own several properties in Monaco?

by Anonymousreply 310/16/2020

lazy whores cant relate

by Anonymousreply 410/16/2020

I havenā€™t cleaned my house 40 times this decade.

by Anonymousreply 510/16/2020

I pooped like 4 times! šŸ’©

by Anonymousreply 610/16/2020


The good news is you're going to be "beach body ready" in like TWO WEEKS!!! The bad news is I rewired your TESLA!!!!

by Anonymousreply 710/16/2020

[quote] The good news is you're going to be "beach body ready" in like TWO WEEKS!!!

Will I be able to get beach friends?

by Anonymousreply 810/16/2020

^^^^Call Me!!!!

by Anonymousreply 910/16/2020

Does meth make you allergic to capital letters?

by Anonymousreply 1010/16/2020

[quote] Does meth make you allergic to capital letters?


by Anonymousreply 1110/16/2020

"This floor is not clean. NOTHING IS CLEAN!"

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by Anonymousreply 1210/16/2020

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 1310/16/2020

Have a cup of Sleepytime tea and leave us out of it.

by Anonymousreply 1410/16/2020

You sound like a Mormon Mommy influencer, OP. Does adderall mix well with the prozac?

by Anonymousreply 1510/16/2020

Layoff the coke, Don Jr.

by Anonymousreply 1610/16/2020

Well OP? Did you pass out yet or did you do another 40 rounds with the vacuum and lysol wipes?

by Anonymousreply 1710/17/2020
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