What is up with the Germans and scat?

Sometimes when I fart in my room - and I kind of like to do it - I beckon the small to my nose with my hand to take a whiff.

Also when me and my sister were children, we - and this only happened once - kneed next to the toilet and watched the shit come out of the sibling. I was also once on the shower with my sister and she peed in it. I ran out immediately.

Oh, and there are also pictures of me when we went on holiday at the Baltic Sea holding a potty filled with my own shit. I was smiling in that one. My mother even put it in the family photo album and wrote something funny under it. Apparently, I was very proud of it.

Everybody shits, OP. You Americans need to relax about it. You have a very shitty president after all.

The real question: what's up with the threads about German bathroom habits?

GGG has ... issues.

The entire Mozart family’s surviving correspondence is filled with scatological references and jokes. Perhaps it is what the French refer to as “nostalgie de la bou”.

And then there's the poop shelf.

Is Erna German?

There is something about Germans and sex. A significant percentage of them seem to be involved in fringe fetishes: BDSM, watersports, scat, fucking in animal costumes, etc. Is it the strict society that pushes them to find kinky outlets? My mind ponders...

[quote]fucking in animal costumes

I'm as open-minded as the next person, but I don't think I'll ever understand this

It is some sort of counter-balance to their clean and orderly behaviour they have out in public.

Germans are very frank about sex fetishes, they discuss them very casually and don’t give a fuck if you don’t like them. We should all be more like Germans in that respect.

Shit happens

I recall some random fact that Napoleon's doctor used to chronicle his daily shits as far as color, texture, frequency, etc.

Brownshirts brownhankies...

We are Irish by blood, but German by stool.

WWII

WWII r15? Please read the OP. This preoccupation dates to at least the 16th Century.

They are shit so it’s no surprise that they fetishize shit.

[quote] There is something about Germans and sex. A significant percentage of them seem to be involved in fringe fetishes: BDSM, watersports, scat, fucking in animal costumes, etc. Is it the strict society that pushes them to find kinky outlets? My mind ponders...

So basically Germany is gay.

Isn’t it the Japanese business men that want women to shit on glass coffee tables?

Japanese businessmen are really into women dressing up as children, sick fucks.

Sally Bowels did work at the Kit-Scat Club...

They told me Erna was dead.

[quote] Isn’t it the Japanese business men that want women to shit on glass coffee tables?

Isn’t Danny Thomas one?

There's a theory that the more uptight a society is, the more you see more 'out there' expressions in sex. Japan is like this too.

But Switzerland is very uptight and I don't hear about this stuff there - maybe they are too much into their money.

Of course, muslim countries are very uptight, but they have other outlets I suppose.

Wait. Luther Vandross was into shit?

No, but Robert Mapethorpe was

This Swiss are good at keeping secrets.

Veronika Moser, the queen of scat porn, chats about her career in "Kaviar"

R28 I am currently watching that interview and I am so disturbed.........................

I had a German friend and he would talk about how casual sex is in Germany. His father would bring women home and fuck them on the couch in front of him and his brothers like it was no big deal. He and his brothers wouldn't tell their mother as there was a code of silence among men in German Culture about casual sex. That said, he didn't understand American women and how possessive they were after he went to bed with them.

So, yeah. Germans are really into sex. Any sex. And the more extreme the better.

I love Veronika's movies but the men she gets are not that attractive

Why do you think their shirts were brown?

Back in the 80s I had a trivia book that claimed Hitler was into scat - having his mistresses shit on him and vice versa. I took it with a grain of salt thinking it was postwar exaggeration to make him look even more monstrous (like he needed the help) but maybe there was something to it.

Hitler supposedly liked to have his niece shit on him

[quote]I love Veronika's movies but the men she gets are not that attractive

Bump

I only could get through the first two minutes of that Veronika interview at r28. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

Yep, when she said the words "swallow shit" I was done.

r7 I love that map. The 3 furries in Iceland must be great friends.

This thread is going down the crapper!

it’s a shitty thread, I’m surprised Muriel hasn’t flushed it away yet.

That said, it’s an interesting topic. I didn’t realize how many scat aficionados there were in the world. Some people just need more and more extreme kicks, I think vanilla sex loses its lure after a point for sex addicts. Also, I think Tina users wind up getting into kinks like this too. I can think of at least three tweaked out porn stars (famous in the 90s and early sights) who are now burnt-out sex messes, into scat and fisting.

Have never done a drug in my life but love this kink

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Hawt

Hawt

Germany is a deeply, deeply mentally ill society. No, we should not strive to be anything like them.