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What is up with the Germans and scat?

I learned recently that one of Germany's folk heroes, "Till Eulenspiegel" (who first appeared in print in the early 16th Century), essentially goes around the Holy Roman Empire and tricks people into looking at, touching, and even eating his shit. (The woodcut below is from a later edition of the book -- 1570s I think.) There are statutes in modern-day Germany of Till Eulenspiegel, at least one museum, books, and films (live action and animated) -- although his depictions aimed at children are sanitized. Richard Strauss even write a tone poem about him, "Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks."

Luther was, of course, preoccupied with shit.

And we all know about Scheiße porn.

Seriously, what is up with this? Are the Germans so obsessed with "cleanliness" that shit becomes taboo and sexual?

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by Anonymousreply 3510/16/2020

Sometimes when I fart in my room - and I kind of like to do it - I beckon the small to my nose with my hand to take a whiff.

Also when me and my sister were children, we - and this only happened once - kneed next to the toilet and watched the shit come out of the sibling. I was also once on the shower with my sister and she peed in it. I ran out immediately.

Oh, and there are also pictures of me when we went on holiday at the Baltic Sea holding a potty filled with my own shit. I was smiling in that one. My mother even put it in the family photo album and wrote something funny under it. Apparently, I was very proud of it.

Everybody shits, OP. You Americans need to relax about it. You have a very shitty president after all.

by Anonymousreply 110/16/2020

The real question: what's up with the threads about German bathroom habits?

by Anonymousreply 210/16/2020

GGG has ... issues.

by Anonymousreply 310/16/2020

The entire Mozart family’s surviving correspondence is filled with scatological references and jokes. Perhaps it is what the French refer to as “nostalgie de la bou”.

by Anonymousreply 410/16/2020

And then there's the poop shelf.

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by Anonymousreply 510/16/2020

Is Erna German?

by Anonymousreply 610/16/2020

There is something about Germans and sex. A significant percentage of them seem to be involved in fringe fetishes: BDSM, watersports, scat, fucking in animal costumes, etc. Is it the strict society that pushes them to find kinky outlets? My mind ponders...

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by Anonymousreply 710/16/2020

[quote]fucking in animal costumes

I'm as open-minded as the next person, but I don't think I'll ever understand this

by Anonymousreply 810/16/2020

It is some sort of counter-balance to their clean and orderly behaviour they have out in public.

by Anonymousreply 910/16/2020

Germans are very frank about sex fetishes, they discuss them very casually and don’t give a fuck if you don’t like them. We should all be more like Germans in that respect.

by Anonymousreply 1010/16/2020

Shit happens

by Anonymousreply 1110/16/2020

I recall some random fact that Napoleon's doctor used to chronicle his daily shits as far as color, texture, frequency, etc.

by Anonymousreply 1210/16/2020

Brownshirts brownhankies...

by Anonymousreply 1310/16/2020

We are Irish by blood, but German by stool.

by Anonymousreply 1410/16/2020

WWII

by Anonymousreply 1510/16/2020

WWII r15? Please read the OP. This preoccupation dates to at least the 16th Century.

by Anonymousreply 1610/16/2020

They are shit so it’s no surprise that they fetishize shit.

by Anonymousreply 1710/16/2020

[quote] There is something about Germans and sex. A significant percentage of them seem to be involved in fringe fetishes: BDSM, watersports, scat, fucking in animal costumes, etc. Is it the strict society that pushes them to find kinky outlets? My mind ponders...

So basically Germany is gay.

by Anonymousreply 1810/16/2020

Isn’t it the Japanese business men that want women to shit on glass coffee tables?

by Anonymousreply 1910/16/2020

Japanese businessmen are really into women dressing up as children, sick fucks.

by Anonymousreply 2010/16/2020

Sally Bowels did work at the Kit-Scat Club...

by Anonymousreply 2110/16/2020

They told me Erna was dead.

by Anonymousreply 2210/16/2020

[quote] Isn’t it the Japanese business men that want women to shit on glass coffee tables?

Isn’t Danny Thomas one?

by Anonymousreply 2310/16/2020

There's a theory that the more uptight a society is, the more you see more 'out there' expressions in sex. Japan is like this too.

But Switzerland is very uptight and I don't hear about this stuff there - maybe they are too much into their money.

Of course, muslim countries are very uptight, but they have other outlets I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 2410/16/2020

Wait. Luther Vandross was into shit?

by Anonymousreply 2510/16/2020

No, but Robert Mapethorpe was

by Anonymousreply 2610/16/2020

This Swiss are good at keeping secrets.

by Anonymousreply 2710/16/2020

Veronika Moser, the queen of scat porn, chats about her career in "Kaviar"

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by Anonymousreply 2810/16/2020

R28 I am currently watching that interview and I am so disturbed.........................

by Anonymousreply 2910/16/2020

I had a German friend and he would talk about how casual sex is in Germany. His father would bring women home and fuck them on the couch in front of him and his brothers like it was no big deal. He and his brothers wouldn't tell their mother as there was a code of silence among men in German Culture about casual sex. That said, he didn't understand American women and how possessive they were after he went to bed with them.

So, yeah. Germans are really into sex. Any sex. And the more extreme the better.

by Anonymousreply 3010/16/2020

I love Veronika's movies but the men she gets are not that attractive

by Anonymousreply 3110/16/2020

Why do you think their shirts were brown?

by Anonymousreply 3210/16/2020

Back in the 80s I had a trivia book that claimed Hitler was into scat - having his mistresses shit on him and vice versa. I took it with a grain of salt thinking it was postwar exaggeration to make him look even more monstrous (like he needed the help) but maybe there was something to it.

by Anonymousreply 3310/16/2020

Hitler supposedly liked to have his niece shit on him

by Anonymousreply 3410/16/2020

[quote]I love Veronika's movies but the men she gets are not that attractive

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