how do i catch a rich man?

1. Don’t be poor

Be youn , hot, and hung

If you caught a rich man, you'd still be whoring, just with the same guy every night. What matters is your attitude.

If you caught a rich man, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

Be relatable, and don't be a trouble maker. Show initiative and go the extra mile when in the other guy's apt

Define 'rich'.

Most gay men don't want to take care of someone incapable of taking care of themselves.

With a beartrap of an asshole.

Be gorgeous, mysterious, 24-27, and fun. Available and sexy for a few weeks and then completely unavailable for a month. Get them hooked, then hide- don't ghost, but leave town for work/vacation. Return looking amazing.

Have a nice dick and don't make scenes in public.

Realistically, you aren't going to.

I know of people who have caught rich men and they never should have in a million years.

R2 nailed it. Bonus points if you can also hold a conversation and have some class.

Thread closed.

You might want to start by going back to school to learn capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

Present hole.

So I must leave, I'll have to go

To Las Vegas or Monaco

And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same...

Don't date the help. Seriously - stay away from waiters, "actors", retail queens, teachers, food workers, nurses and other low paid medical workers, laborers, admins, "managers" in blue collar work, almost anyone in the airline industry, "artists" without family money, and anyone who worries about money out loud. R1's advice is also helpful. Not an easy task if you're trying to move up via relationship/marriage

If you marry for money..u earn it hon

Are any of your clients lonely and desperate enough to marry you? Start there.

This thread is useless without pictures.

First, get an Ivy League education.

Melania, get off DataLounge. It’s not our fault that you’ve been digging at a bankrupt gold mine. Stop asking us for help for a do-over.

Melania wants rich deaf mute next time

They’re easy to catch but not so easy to fall in love with.

It’s just like catching the poor ones. You’re not falling in love with most of those, either.

If you’re gonna catch a rich man, it has nothing to do with them being rich, and everything to do with whether or not the two of you click and fall for each other.

That’s it.

The end.

Make porn for Bel Ami.

Gay men are really horrible narcissists, huh?

OP, you have a far better chance of catching (another) STD.

Have some ambition - make yourself rich.

It's narcissistic to want access to wealth?

Instead of cleaning your house 40 times a day, work out.

R25 Not all gay men like not all women.

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The deceased looks like an older Ryan Murphy.

That article's your blueprint OP. Good luck.