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how do i catch a rich man?

i'm tired of whoring

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 8:51 AM

1. Don’t be poor

by Anonymousreply 110/15/2020

Be youn , hot, and hung

by Anonymousreply 210/15/2020

If you caught a rich man, you'd still be whoring, just with the same guy every night. What matters is your attitude.

by Anonymousreply 310/15/2020

If you caught a rich man, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

by Anonymousreply 410/15/2020

Be relatable, and don't be a trouble maker. Show initiative and go the extra mile when in the other guy's apt

by Anonymousreply 510/15/2020

Define 'rich'.

Most gay men don't want to take care of someone incapable of taking care of themselves.

by Anonymousreply 610/15/2020

With a beartrap of an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 710/15/2020

Be gorgeous, mysterious, 24-27, and fun. Available and sexy for a few weeks and then completely unavailable for a month. Get them hooked, then hide- don't ghost, but leave town for work/vacation. Return looking amazing.

by Anonymousreply 810/15/2020

Have a nice dick and don't make scenes in public.

by Anonymousreply 910/15/2020

Realistically, you aren't going to.

by Anonymousreply 1010/15/2020

I know of people who have caught rich men and they never should have in a million years.

by Anonymousreply 1110/15/2020

R2 nailed it. Bonus points if you can also hold a conversation and have some class.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 1210/15/2020

You might want to start by going back to school to learn capitalization, punctuation and grammar.

by Anonymousreply 1310/15/2020

Present hole.

by Anonymousreply 1410/15/2020

So I must leave, I'll have to go

To Las Vegas or Monaco

And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same...

by Anonymousreply 1510/15/2020

Don't date the help. Seriously - stay away from waiters, "actors", retail queens, teachers, food workers, nurses and other low paid medical workers, laborers, admins, "managers" in blue collar work, almost anyone in the airline industry, "artists" without family money, and anyone who worries about money out loud. R1's advice is also helpful. Not an easy task if you're trying to move up via relationship/marriage

by Anonymousreply 1610/15/2020

If you marry for money..u earn it hon

by Anonymousreply 1710/15/2020

Are any of your clients lonely and desperate enough to marry you? Start there.

by Anonymousreply 1810/15/2020

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2020

First, get an Ivy League education.

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2020

Melania, get off DataLounge. It’s not our fault that you’ve been digging at a bankrupt gold mine. Stop asking us for help for a do-over.

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2020

Melania wants rich deaf mute next time

by Anonymousreply 2210/17/2020

They’re easy to catch but not so easy to fall in love with.

It’s just like catching the poor ones. You’re not falling in love with most of those, either.

If you’re gonna catch a rich man, it has nothing to do with them being rich, and everything to do with whether or not the two of you click and fall for each other.

That’s it.

The end.

by Anonymousreply 2310/17/2020

Make porn for Bel Ami.

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by Anonymousreply 2410/17/2020

Gay men are really horrible narcissists, huh?

by Anonymousreply 2510/17/2020

OP, you have a far better chance of catching (another) STD.

Have some ambition - make yourself rich.

by Anonymousreply 2610/17/2020

It's narcissistic to want access to wealth?

by Anonymousreply 2710/17/2020

Instead of cleaning your house 40 times a day, work out.

by Anonymousreply 2810/17/2020

R25 Not all gay men like not all women.

by Anonymousreply 2910/17/2020

Family outraged after New York art dealer Andre Zarre leaves his multi-million dollar fortune to Queens deli worker who became his companion and carer after changing his will just NINE days before he died

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by Anonymousreply 3010/17/2020

The deceased looks like an older Ryan Murphy.

by Anonymousreply 3110/17/2020

That article's your blueprint OP. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 8:51 AM
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