I'm the locket that was given to Jan by Alice which she stupidly lost in the branches when she was leaning out of the window of her room.
Ok, this was probably inevitable: Let's be an episode of THE BRADY BUNCH 1969-1974
by Anonymous | reply 379 | December 25, 2020 1:36 PM |
I’m the lisp.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 15, 2020 1:30 AM |
This thread will reach 500
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 15, 2020 1:31 AM |
I'm Johnny Bravo.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 15, 2020 1:33 AM |
I’m Peter’s tight ass, driving Mike to distraction.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 15, 2020 1:34 AM |
I’m the tiki.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 15, 2020 1:35 AM |
I'm Buddy Hinton. Mrs. Brady took my virginity.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 15, 2020 1:37 AM |
I'm the missing Fluffy the cat from the pilot episode. You will never see me again after it.
I think Tiger might have eaten me.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 15, 2020 1:42 AM |
I'm Marsha's acne.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 15, 2020 1:44 AM |
I'm George Glass.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 15, 2020 1:45 AM |
I'm Jan's glasses, which make her look positively GOOFY!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 15, 2020 1:47 AM |
I’m Bobby’s hero worship of Jesse James.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 15, 2020 1:48 AM |
I'm Carol's groovy shag and Mike's perm and leisure suit.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 15, 2020 1:49 AM |
I'm the intellectual stimulation Marcia looks forward to with people of her own mature growth in high school--so unlike those children in junior high!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 15, 2020 1:49 AM |
I’m the attic/bachelor pad.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 15, 2020 1:51 AM |
The movies were funny as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 15, 2020 1:55 AM |
I'm Nora Coombs, who actually got the highest essay score.
"I didn't win! NORA COOMBS won!"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 15, 2020 1:57 AM |
I’m pork chopsh and appleshosh.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 15, 2020 2:02 AM |
I’m the silver platter.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 15, 2020 2:03 AM |
I’m the one bathroom for six people with no place to masturbate in private.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 15, 2020 2:04 AM |
I'm the astroturf.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 15, 2020 2:08 AM |
I'm the volcano science experiment which Generation X kids duplicated in science fairs across the country without even being able to explain what was scientifically happening.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 15, 2020 2:13 AM |
I'm that tacky horse sculpture by the stairs
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 15, 2020 2:19 AM |
I'm Greg's cigarettes (Oops - Tommy Johnson's cigarettes).
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 15, 2020 2:21 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 15, 2020 2:23 AM |
I'm Davy Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 15, 2020 2:24 AM |
I'm the Grand Canyon.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 15, 2020 2:40 AM |
I'm Linda.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 15, 2020 2:46 AM |
I'm... *sting chord* ...[italic]TABU![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 15, 2020 2:48 AM |
I'm the sexual symbolism obvious to anyone of Peter's volcano violently spewing goo all over the Boosters, the most popular girls at Marcia's high school, as they shriek in disgust.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 15, 2020 2:51 AM |
I’m Kings Island when I was shiny and new.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 15, 2020 2:51 AM |
I'm the potato sacks neatly folded in the garage waiting for the next big race.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 15, 2020 2:52 AM |
I'm Sam the butcher, slipping my meat to Alice.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 15, 2020 2:58 AM |
I'm the three lovable adopted sons of different races belonging to the Bradys' neighbor Ken Berry in the failed spinoff-pilot-within-the-show. You will never see us again after our one appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 15, 2020 2:59 AM |
I'm Beebe Gallini's favorite color: pink!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 15, 2020 3:03 AM |
We're Christine Taylor and Jennifer Elise Cox. We played Marcia and Jan Brady so much better than Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 15, 2020 3:19 AM |
When Mike had to “stay at the office” but we really was at the bath house sucking guys off....
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 15, 2020 3:40 AM |
He*
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 15, 2020 3:40 AM |
I'm the additional screen time Jean Smart should of had but didn't get.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 15, 2020 3:41 AM |
[quote]I'm the additional screen time Jean Smart should of had
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 15, 2020 3:44 AM |
I’m the itching powder to boys put in the girls’ sleeping bags during the slumber party.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 15, 2020 3:54 AM |
R47, I make no apologies for bad grammar or misspelled words unless I see them and post a correction.
Get back to your solo, naked reenactment of Miss Saigon and stop masturbating to my posts and good looks. Someone like you wouldn't have a chance with someone like me.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 15, 2020 3:54 AM |
I'm Molly Webber.
It doesn't matter how I got here. The point is that I've arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 15, 2020 3:55 AM |
Jan's inner voice: "She has every right to be mad; they are her socks. But why does Marcia get all the socks? Why does Marcia get all the trophies? Why does Marcia get all the good drawers? [out loud] Yeah, why does Marcia get everything? Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 15, 2020 3:56 AM |
I'm the Yogi Bear poster mixed up with Mike's blueprints.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 15, 2020 3:58 AM |
[quote]I'm the additional screen time Jean Smart should of had but didn't get.
She wasn't in the television show.
Moron.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 15, 2020 4:01 AM |
As usual the original topic has evolved into the movies R53. No need to be rude to R46.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 15, 2020 4:03 AM |
I’m cousin Myrna. Pronounced “Meerna”. I’m a wacky choreographer (I think).
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 15, 2020 4:04 AM |
Are you new here R54?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 15, 2020 4:04 AM |
I'm the extremely white and historically inaccurate pilgrim pageant.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 15, 2020 4:07 AM |
Actually no R56. Since 1995. I'm just being nice tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 15, 2020 4:08 AM |
R53, calling someone a moron over Brady Bunch trivia says more about you than me.
I'm glad I don't have extensive knowledge about The Brady Bunch. You might want to think twice about flaunting yours.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 15, 2020 4:10 AM |
[quote]Actually no [R56]. Since 1995. I'm just being nice tonight.
Well, come over here so I can slap you.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 15, 2020 4:12 AM |
[quote]I'm glad I don't have extensive knowledge about The Brady Bunch.
I'd be astonished if you had extensive knowledge about any subject. Now, run along, I hear your mother asking for her nightly foot pumice. You don't want to be late.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 15, 2020 4:16 AM |
[quote] No need to be rude to [R46].
R54, I gave a shout out to Jean Smart and posted an image.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 15, 2020 4:17 AM |
Jean Smart and Michael McKean were hilarious as the Dittmeyers.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 15, 2020 4:21 AM |
I'm r49's embarrassingly childish tantrum.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 15, 2020 4:21 AM |
I'm Mike's "exact words". And Greg's.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 15, 2020 4:24 AM |
[quote] I'm [R49]'s embarrassingly childish tantrum.
I'm R49 and have zero fucks to give.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 15, 2020 4:26 AM |
[quote][R54], I gave a shout out to Jean Smart and posted an image
And were this a Designing Women thread, it would fit in, even though she is playing another character.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 15, 2020 4:29 AM |
I'm Raquel the goat. I just shit on Greg's bed
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 15, 2020 4:37 AM |
I'm the inaugural issue of Trick Magazine (1972) that Mike's ex-boyfriend subscribed to in his name and had delivered to the Brady house because he was pissed off at him after their break up.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 15, 2020 4:39 AM |
I'm Mike's thoughtful architectural touch of putting Alice's bedroom off the kitchen and through the laundry room. She must be reminded of her place at all times.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 15, 2020 4:47 AM |
I'm the red light that turned Cindy into a zombie
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 15, 2020 4:48 AM |
[quote] And were this a Designing Women thread, it would fit in, even though she is playing another character.
R67 Now you're upset about Jean Smart. You should have referenced Fargo. You've got no game. At all.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 15, 2020 4:49 AM |
Girls, girls, girls. You sound as vicious as Jan and Cindy attacking Marcia.
Let's remember we're a family. And families come together. Because in the end, family is what matters. Family is ALL that matters. Without family, where would we be?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 15, 2020 4:50 AM |
I'm aunt Jenny. I'm the one Jan treated like shit because she was afraid she'll grow up and look like me.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 15, 2020 4:51 AM |
R71, I’m Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 15, 2020 4:58 AM |
[quote]I'm aunt Jenny. I'm the one Jan treated like shit because she was afraid she'll grow up and look like me.
I'm the original Aunt Jenny. I hawked Spry vegetable shortening for years and had my own radio show, "Aunt Jenny's Real Life Stories."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 15, 2020 5:03 AM |
I’m the Bellfield’s clothing optional swimming pool.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 15, 2020 5:09 AM |
I’m the braids Cindy wore once she was no longer cute,
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 15, 2020 5:15 AM |
I'm one of the three cards that refuse to go down, as Greg topples the Brady's house of cards, losing the contest for the boys. Mr. Brady keeps trying to push us down, but we just keep popping back up, as the scene fades into the next shot. Checker Trading Stamps is going out of business! Sewing machine or rowboat? The girls win and bring him a TV for THE WHOLE FAMILY.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 15, 2020 5:26 AM |
I'm a toilet, and you can't find me anywhere in the Brady house. Where do these people shit? Besides all over Jan, I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 15, 2020 5:32 AM |
Thee you on the thee-thaw, Thindy!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 15, 2020 5:33 AM |
I'm Fake Jan, and I appear on the Brady Bunch Variety Hour because Eve Plumb is an insufferable cunt and thinks she's too good for this show. Like her shit doesn't stink? Die bitter, Eve. You reached your peak at 12.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 15, 2020 5:37 AM |
I'm the drafting table in Mike's study that he spent so much time at.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 15, 2020 5:38 AM |
I'm theven thilver thwans thwimming thilently theaward.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 15, 2020 5:39 AM |
I'm the ghost in the attic and I'm burning up, I need air, let me out
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 15, 2020 5:47 AM |
I'm the pussy Sam never gets with His cheap slices of meat .
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 15, 2020 5:47 AM |
I'm Johnny Bravo. The suit fit. Now, I'm just looking for a place to hang my beads.
Did anyone actually use that expression that in real life?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 15, 2020 5:50 AM |
I'm Fillmore Jr. High.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 15, 2020 5:56 AM |
I am the infamous Variety Hour series. I got sidelined and kicked out for The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 15, 2020 6:22 AM |
Everyone talks about Fake Jan. I'm Fake Marcia from "The Bradys."
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 15, 2020 7:40 AM |
I’m the strawberries. And we DON’T give off a scent when you cook us.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 15, 2020 7:46 AM |
I’m the hot dog, hidden with the beans, in the flashlight.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 15, 2020 8:18 AM |
I'm the framed photo hidden in the garage that Jan breaks because the dork wasn't wearing her glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 15, 2020 8:53 AM |
I'm a third of the Von Trapp kids from the Sound of Music guest starring.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 15, 2020 11:21 AM |
I'm the beans in Jimmy Pocaya's flashlight. I'm also the cancer he gets ten years later.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 15, 2020 11:22 AM |
I'm the adorable Robbie Rist and I'm going to save this failing show. Everyone will love me!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 15, 2020 12:04 PM |
Robbie Rist looks like a young Richard Dreyfuss.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 15, 2020 12:12 PM |
I am Alice's even dykier sister who nobody puts in her place and all do morning exercises when she fills in for Alice
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 15, 2020 12:22 PM |
[quote]I’m the one bathroom for six people with no place to masturbate in private.
Masturbate in private? Why?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 15, 2020 12:22 PM |
I’m the orange countertops.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 15, 2020 12:23 PM |
I'm the flurry of angry memos sparked by a simple stage direction.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 15, 2020 12:35 PM |
I'm the sexy Patrick Adiarte who could play teenagers well into his 30's. I got "The Brady Bunch" gig after several movie versions of sappy Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals and dancing on teen music shows.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 15, 2020 12:51 PM |
I'm Christopher Knight, the first of the Brady regulars to go into soap acting. I really needed to step up my game when they cast me as the stepson of the formidable Constance Ford. Unfortunately, I didn't even make it to a full year on the show. Barry Williams later had a guest appearance as a shyster dance instructor on "General Hospital", and Robert Reed attempted to fill in the shoes of Peter Haskell and Joe Lambie on "Search For Tomorrow", but didn't last more than a few months. Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb also did soap guest appearances, but I still hold the record for the longest stint a Brady actor ever to be on a soap.
Maybe they would have kept me if I walked around in my tighty whities after causing Ada's washing machine to overflow....
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 15, 2020 12:56 PM |
I'm Greg's and Peter's, and Mike's, cum gutters. You never see us but you know we are there.
We're the dried stiff tube socks caked in cum in the shared kids' bathroom. The girls titter about us. Jan sniffs deeply now and then, searching for some leverage, any power, to use over her brothers. Maybe the cum will smell like spam, or egg salad. Something.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 15, 2020 1:12 PM |
[quoute]I'm Fillmore Jr. High.
You mean F-F ... F-I-L ... L-L ... L-M-O ....O-O ... O-R-E Filmore Junior High
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 15, 2020 1:20 PM |
I am the strange artwork on the walls of the den. I look like resin with keys and coins stuck in it. This was a 1970s fad. Scroll down on the link for this and other info on the art collection of the Bradys.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 15, 2020 1:38 PM |
I'm THE BEARS!
Who's gonna win?
THE BEARS!
Say it again!
THE BEARS!
Yay team!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 15, 2020 1:45 PM |
I’m the cigarette’s that fell out of not Greg’s jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 15, 2020 2:19 PM |
Who on earth ever though Robbie Rist was cute? I can't stand that damn haircut that nearly every aspiring child actor has even today. Someone here once called it the "Hollywood Bowl".
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 15, 2020 2:26 PM |
We're Grandpa Henry Brady and Grandma Connie Hutchins. When we decide to get married, it adds an entire new wacky incest element to the series.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 15, 2020 2:39 PM |
I'm Millicent. Bobby kissed me so fast I could not warn him I had mumps. I later go blind after seeing Half Pint pleasuring herself.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 15, 2020 2:58 PM |
I'm the pants that Grandpa Henry sometimes forgot to put on underneath his judge's robe.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 15, 2020 3:12 PM |
I'm Dr. Porter and I give all day suckers.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 15, 2020 3:50 PM |
[quote]You've got no game. At all.
A shitload of W&Ws from several posts on this thread alone, says otherwise.
Kisses, doll.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 15, 2020 3:53 PM |
I'm Dr. Cameron, wondering why Mike wants me to take his temperature rectally.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 15, 2020 4:54 PM |
I'm Cousin Oliver.
Where'd everybody go?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 15, 2020 4:55 PM |
I'm the blinking skull in the fridge and the load in Alice's granny panties when she found it.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 15, 2020 5:02 PM |
I'm the weird way Marsha pronounces "school"
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 15, 2020 5:03 PM |
I'm Joe Namath's underwear, which Robert Reed is desperately trying to surreptitiously retrieve from the guest star dressing room, but those goddamn brats keep following him around.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 15, 2020 5:31 PM |
I'm grifter Mark Mallard.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 15, 2020 5:35 PM |
I'm Marcia's dirty, disgusting cheek. She never washed me after Desi Jr. kissed me. Or was it Davy Jones?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 15, 2020 5:41 PM |
I'm Mrs. Whitfield, forced to sit through that cheesy production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," so I can get a lousy $200 form retirement.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 15, 2020 5:48 PM |
I'm Fluffy. I'm not the only pussy to disappear after the pilot episode.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 15, 2020 5:59 PM |
I'm all the young showqueens squealing when Marcia announces that she's singing "Together Wherever We Go" and says, "It's from the musical 'Gypsy'."
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 15, 2020 6:19 PM |
I’m “Sure Jan.” I can’t believe I’m not already taken.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 15, 2020 6:45 PM |
I'm Pandora, the cat. I get trapped in an old abandoned house, and Bobby climbs in to save me from the fireplace. I dump soot and ash all over him as I jump down from the flue. Bobby floods the laundry room with suds when he tries to wash his suit. I was so embarrassed for Mike Lookinland when he appeared in his underwear on TV!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 15, 2020 7:55 PM |
Was that swimming in the nude thing for real?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 15, 2020 8:11 PM |
I'm Cousin Oliver being asked by Uncle Mike if I like gladiator movies.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 15, 2020 8:28 PM |
I'm Sandra Gould. Gladys may be gone, but I'm still playing her, even when playing a character named Mrs. Gould.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 15, 2020 8:29 PM |
I'm the raging hardon Mike has when he puts his Roman centurion costume on for the big party.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 15, 2020 8:30 PM |
I'm Jennifer Runyon. Since you mentioned fake Marcia and fake Jan, I demand to be included! I was fake Cindy in "A Very Brady Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 15, 2020 10:45 PM |
I’m the dead spouses from the first marriages of Mike and Carol. No one ever speaks of us.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 15, 2020 11:18 PM |
alice loved jan
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 15, 2020 11:20 PM |
R134 didn't understand the assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 16, 2020 12:11 AM |
r135, not true. I spoke of you mom in the first episode.
then I was forbidden from ever mentioning you again.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 16, 2020 12:17 AM |
R130, yes, it was. I remember the scene but because it ended up being deleted from syndicated episodes many people have never seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 16, 2020 12:19 AM |
I'm Carol's mangled Cleopatra earring in the washing machine.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 16, 2020 12:22 AM |
It was Southern California in the early 70's.
I'd have been surprised if the doctor with the pool who lived down the street WASN'T a proponent of swimming nude.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 16, 2020 12:23 AM |
[quote]I'm Jennifer Runyon. Since you mentioned fake Marcia and fake Jan, I demand to be included! I was fake Cindy in "A Very Brady Christmas."
Interestingly, Jennifer Runyon and Christopher Knight played on-screen lovers when they were both on Another World in 1981.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 16, 2020 12:32 AM |
r137, see r90.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 16, 2020 12:33 AM |
We’re Marcia’s ponytail holders that she unceremoniously left in her top bedroom drawer and never took out again for a breath of fresh air after the first1969-70 season, and we feel unloved.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 16, 2020 12:47 AM |
I'm Greg's "Johnyy Bravo" singing career that never came to be.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 16, 2020 12:52 AM |
I'm Davy Jones of the Monkees. I can't believe I agreed to a cameo on this show. But those Brady lads were cute!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 16, 2020 12:57 AM |
I’m Marcia’s trophys and awards that Jan threw in the closet.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 16, 2020 1:05 AM |
I'm Colonel Dick Whitfield.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 16, 2020 1:06 AM |
I'm the tension you can cut with a knife after forgetting mom's rule, "Don't play ball in the house!"
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 16, 2020 1:10 AM |
I'm Millicent, Bobby's first kiss. But wait, I may have the mumps so Bobby may have caught it! Phew! after several agonizing days for Bobby, it turns out I didn't have them, so we can kiss again! Next up, Mary Ingalls, where I eventually go blind.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 16, 2020 1:14 AM |
R129, I loved seeing Bobby in his underwear! (When I was also a child, of course—no need for alarm.)
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 16, 2020 1:17 AM |
I'm R150. Sorry R113, you got to it first. I'll have to think of another one.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 16, 2020 1:18 AM |
Keep an eye on the Used Letter Board, r150.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 16, 2020 1:18 AM |
I'm Greg's UFO whistle. I'm also the bandage on his shaving nick.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 16, 2020 1:22 AM |
I'm Alice's bedroom. Do I have a window? Do I smell like onions and vagina?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 16, 2020 1:23 AM |
I’m Tiger the Brady dog who disappeared into thin air. 156 replies and no one has mentioned me? Wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 16, 2020 1:33 AM |
"Goodnight, Mr. Brady!" "Goodnight Mrs Brady!"
I'm the corny, cutesy phrases Mike and Carol used as code for "Let's fuck each other once we've turned these 60s bedside table lamps off."
No one was fooled.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 16, 2020 1:38 AM |
I'm Dr. Vogel, Marcia's dentist. She had a crush on me.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 16, 2020 1:42 AM |
I'm the fake outside window to make you think the house has two stories.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 16, 2020 1:52 AM |
I’m the pay phone installed in the family room to teach the kids a lesson on phone expenses. Generation Z laughs at the archaic reference.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 16, 2020 2:02 AM |
I'm the big man on campus Marcia has a date with but cancels when he sees her flattened nose.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 16, 2020 2:24 AM |
I’m the strange sack races the Bradys tend to do.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 16, 2020 2:24 AM |
I’m the tonsils that Thindy and Carol had taken out simultaneously.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 16, 2020 2:25 AM |
I'm the phrase "Something suddenly came up" that Greg used and then learned a karmic lesson about in one of the episodes.
Just like a good Brady would.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 16, 2020 2:25 AM |
Oh wait, that was Marcia not Greg.
Whoops!
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 16, 2020 2:27 AM |
I'm the umbrella that Bobby stupidly brought and opened up on the date he forced Greg to take him on.
I get stuck in the sun roof and hilarity ensues.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 16, 2020 2:28 AM |
I'm the AstroTurf back yard.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 16, 2020 2:28 AM |
R169 this episode was in the early 70s
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 16, 2020 2:57 AM |
Then I'm the groovy '60s and '70s fashions.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 16, 2020 3:04 AM |
I'm Harvey Klinger. I'm a bug-chaser.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 16, 2020 3:18 AM |
I'm the dope Barry Williams is stoned on in this scene of the 1973 episode "Law and Disorder".
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 16, 2020 3:48 AM |
I'm Myron, the white mouse. With some help from Jan and an assist by Alice, I was able to fake my death and take it on the lam to escape the Bradys. Unfortunately, I didn't run far enough because Tiger found me hiding out in his dog house.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 16, 2020 5:07 AM |
I'm Carol's pixie cut with flips, a style that attempted to bridge the 1970s with the 1960s but still somehow failed to sweep the nation.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 16, 2020 6:08 AM |
I’m the stereo that Alice won in a contest and decides to keep it in the family room so that the whole family can enjoy it.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 16, 2020 10:32 AM |
I’m Marcia Wallace who played the saleswoman who sold the wig to Jan, who wanted a wig like my wig (It was my real hair!)
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 16, 2020 11:11 AM |
I'm the Crisco and I'm not in the cupboard. "Sam, send another can of Crisco, with the pork shops and roast beef."
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 16, 2020 11:34 AM |
I would be Doug Simpson's lips, but I don't exist. I'm Doug Simpson's UCLA diploma earned a few years back. Doug is 26 and shouldn't be dating HS girls.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 16, 2020 11:45 AM |
R25 I’m the shark jumped by Sherwood Schwartz.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 16, 2020 11:54 AM |
I'm the stairway that takes up jalf the house, even though Mike was supposedly an architect.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 16, 2020 11:56 AM |
half
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 16, 2020 11:56 AM |
I'm the elaborate/borderline ridiculous looking wrapped Christmas presents.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 16, 2020 12:17 PM |
I'm Cindy's doll Kitty Karry-All.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 16, 2020 12:39 PM |
Kitty Karry-All was no Mrs. Beasley.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 16, 2020 12:47 PM |
When I watched this show as a kid, I didn't think Carol's pixie cut with flips at R175 was really a chosen hairstyle, but rather just Florence Henderson's attempt to grow out her pixie cut.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 16, 2020 5:00 PM |
I’m the cake that says Better Luck Next Year, in case we lost.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | October 16, 2020 5:34 PM |
I’m Vincent Price
by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 16, 2020 5:43 PM |
I'm a tarantula.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 16, 2020 5:48 PM |
I’m the eye roll given by everyone in the house while Bobby “plays” the drums
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 16, 2020 5:52 PM |
I’m Alice’s stunt double on the trampoline, doing her or his best to keep my face turned AWAY from the camera! Greg is so distracted by me that he calls Jan “Eve.”
by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 16, 2020 5:54 PM |
I'm the Longfellow-loving Mrs. Tuttle who runs the high school talent show and who pronounces Marcia's first name as "MAR-see-ah."
by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 16, 2020 6:07 PM |
I'm the humiliating maid's outfit Mr. and Mrs. Brady make Alice wear.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 16, 2020 6:08 PM |
I'm the shot of everybody in the family riding a bike. When Alice (last AND least) comes by the camera, it is revealed that she is using training wheels.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 16, 2020 6:15 PM |
I’m the briefcase Mike threw on the courtroom floor, saving the day for Carol, a woman driver.
Fake neck brace guy never stood a chance.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 16, 2020 6:23 PM |
I'm Bobby's SS style armband he wore that week he was a cunty hall monitor.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 16, 2020 6:54 PM |
I’m Jan’s period stained parties from an unaired very special episode.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 16, 2020 7:02 PM |
I'm Jim Backus, another Gilligan's Island/Sherwood Schwartz alum, hamming it up as a prospector in the Grand Canyon episode.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 16, 2020 8:16 PM |
Mike, why is Kitty Karry-All's leg sticking out of your ass?
by Anonymous | reply 201 | October 16, 2020 8:26 PM |
I'm the future bossy bottom in the neckerchief at :30 seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 16, 2020 8:41 PM |
[quote] Mike, why is Kitty Karry-All's leg sticking out of your ass?
Go deeper and you’ll find a Tabu, a kazoo and Tiger too.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 16, 2020 8:52 PM |
I’m the locket that Jan lost that was sent to her by a secret admirer, another middle child.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 16, 2020 8:53 PM |
I'm Greg's band, the Banana Convention, playing at a dance at Stephen Decatur High School.
It was kind of a kicky blast. The guys really had it together and wailed and bent the gig out of shape.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 16, 2020 10:35 PM |
I am the nasty neighbor woman who comes storming over when the Bradys had a black child staying with them. Anyone else remember that episode? It made me feel sad.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 16, 2020 10:42 PM |
I’m the wedding cake in the first episode. Tiger took me out.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 17, 2020 12:04 AM |
I'm the writers who decided to take Tiger out.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 17, 2020 12:11 AM |
I'm the exhausted washer and dryer.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 17, 2020 12:15 AM |
I'm Mike's low sperm count, which prevented the series from turning into "Yours, Mine and Ours."
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 17, 2020 12:29 AM |
I’m Marcia Wallace, who also played Marcia’s teacher in the Davy Jones episode.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 17, 2020 12:40 AM |
I'm Abbe Lane (no relation to Abbey Road.) I played Bebe Gallini. I was married to Xavier Cugat before that slut Charo. And I'm still kicking at 87.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 17, 2020 1:04 AM |
R197 that was the episode in which Greg was high on dope ( R173 ). Good think Bobby know about it.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 17, 2020 1:30 AM |
I'm Peter's changing voice.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 17, 2020 1:40 AM |
[quote]I’m the locket that Jan lost that was sent to her by a secret admirer, another middle child.
I'm the broken key on the old lesbian's typewriter that helped Jan crack the mystery.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 17, 2020 1:51 AM |
I'm one of the clowns who never laughed before.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 17, 2020 2:04 AM |
And I'm one of the beanstalks that never grew.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 17, 2020 3:26 AM |
I'm the Friday at 8 p.m. time slot.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 17, 2020 3:30 AM |
I'm DL fave Joyce Bulifant, the first choice to play Carol Brady before Florence Henderson was cast.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 17, 2020 3:39 AM |
I’m Harried and Hopeless.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 17, 2020 3:52 AM |
I'm Dear Libby.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 17, 2020 3:58 AM |
[quote]Fake neck brace guy never stood a chance.
Without searching IMDb, I'm pretty sure the neck brace guy was played by...Jackie Coogan!
Why would I recall this fifty years later?
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 17, 2020 4:06 AM |
[quote]Why would I recall this fifty years later?
It's a gift, R222. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And, yes, it was Jackie Coogan. I remember also.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 17, 2020 4:11 AM |
I'm the attic space (again). Nobody, including Mike the architect, thought to use me to alleviate bedroom crowding. Only when Greg was approximately 18 did somebody figure out that I could be used as an extra bedroom.
I'm Mike Brady, a douche bag in my spacious, downstairs den with drafting board. I have an office outside the home, but I need this den to use maybe 2 hours per week. Never mind that there are 6 kids sharing 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. I need my den space.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 17, 2020 4:20 AM |
I'm the weed Barry Williams smoked before going to set to shoot that infamous scene.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 17, 2020 4:35 AM |
I'm Mannix and Mission Impossible and The Brady House set is often seen.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 17, 2020 4:48 AM |
I'm the show's theme song.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 17, 2020 4:48 AM |
I'm the soda shop owner who didn't like retirement and came back and decided to fire not Jan, but Marcia (Marcia! Marcia!) because Jan was the harder worker.
I gave Jan HOPE that life was not always going to work Marcia's favor.
I showed Jan that hard work would sustain her and she wouldn't have to pray for things like a football to smash Marcia right in the nose for life to be good.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 17, 2020 4:51 AM |
I’m Marcia’s hot Native American-looking boyfriend in the ice cream shop episode.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 17, 2020 4:55 AM |
That's Billy Batson!
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 17, 2020 5:02 AM |
We’re Patty’s Prancing Poodles — and you’d best BELIEVE we beat those mewling, lurching, lip-syncing Silver Platters LOSERS!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | October 17, 2020 5:08 AM |
I'm the maid's outfit that Alice stole from Hazel.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | October 17, 2020 5:10 AM |
At least she didn’t go around calling Mike Mr. B
by Anonymous | reply 234 | October 17, 2020 5:15 AM |
I'm the nightmarish scene of Bobby's family being shot to death by Jesse James.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | October 17, 2020 5:18 AM |
I'm Mr. Stoner.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | October 17, 2020 5:22 AM |
I'm the wet dream Peter got after Bobby told him about his dream in which Joe Namath picked him up and carried him around.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | October 17, 2020 5:22 AM |
[quote]I'm the nightmarish scene of Bobby's family being shot to death by Jesse James.
I'm the guy who guessed Jackie Coogan, and here again I instantly recalled that the old man telling Bobby the hair-raising story was played by Burt Mustin! He was on every 1970s tv show up until three months before he died.
His last job was on "Phyllis" as Mother Dexter's husband to be!
I didn't go to college because I lacked focus, or my head was already so cluttered it only seemed that way, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | October 17, 2020 5:46 AM |
I am the opening and closing shots where the cast members faces are all looking at one another.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | October 17, 2020 6:07 AM |
I'm the yarn bows on the ponytails and braids.
In the late 1960s/early 1970s, stylish tween girls all seemed to have yarn bows to match their outfit of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 17, 2020 6:13 AM |
I'm the repetition in this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 17, 2020 6:23 AM |
I’m Marcia’s braces. I must’ve worked fast because I was only in one episode. I guess I needed Jan’s glasses’s agent.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 17, 2020 6:35 AM |
Marcia’s braces, you think you had it bad?
I killed the whole series :(
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 17, 2020 6:37 AM |
I'm "Scoop" Brady!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | October 17, 2020 6:41 AM |
I keep hearing the closing credits music & the “Paramount Climax” sound in my head while I read this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | October 17, 2020 8:42 AM |
I'm bobby learning how to jack off for the first time on top of my bunk bed
by Anonymous | reply 246 | October 17, 2020 12:11 PM |
r245 We're the Peppermint Trolley Company. We sang the theme song in the first season. Later we got sidelined when some Paramount exec decided those bratty untalented kids should have a recording career.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 17, 2020 12:24 PM |
R202 that's funny I had scarves like that when I was a boy in that era. Forgot about them!
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 17, 2020 12:26 PM |
I'm Alice's hoo-haa, usually safe behind a pressed uniform and starched apron.
Sometimes, on a night out and after a couple vodka gimlets, Sam gets all in there and starts grunting about butchering my calves' liver.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 17, 2020 1:33 PM |
I am Richie Cunningham’s mother and Dennis the Menace’s father, guest starring as a woman doctor and a man doctor, competing to see who gets to examine the measles-ridden Brady Bunch. (At the end of the episode, the doctors investigate the possibility of examining each other...)
by Anonymous | reply 251 | October 17, 2020 2:21 PM |
I am the chalk board in the kitchen — and the photograph of the chalk board (taken by Bobby) revealing Alice’s lost cake recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 17, 2020 2:23 PM |
I am “What the hell does Carol Brady do all day long?” while Mike is at the office, the kids are in school, and Alice does ALL the work.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | October 17, 2020 2:24 PM |
I am serious actress Marcia Brady starring in a school production of “Romeo and Juliet,” morphing into an insufferable Helen Lawson-like diva, and being replaced by a lesser actress because of my cunty behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | October 17, 2020 2:31 PM |
I'm the dangly bracelet that almost cost the girls the chance to trade in the trading stamps.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | October 17, 2020 2:32 PM |
I’m bully Buddy Hinton, making fun of Cindy’s lisp. “Baby talk, baby talk! It’s a wonder you can walk!”
by Anonymous | reply 256 | October 17, 2020 2:35 PM |
I am Haskell’s Ice Cream Parlor, where Marcia gets a job; where Marcia’s boyfriend brings another girl on a date and orders two Lover’s Delight sundaes; and where Jan sort of “All About Eves” her way to being the better employee and Marcia is fired.
I am also the wonderful title of this episode: “Marcia Gets Creamed”!
by Anonymous | reply 257 | October 17, 2020 2:38 PM |
I’m the glued vase that starts to leak while we’re eating dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | October 17, 2020 3:09 PM |
I am BIG Man On Campus Doug Simpson (played by Nicholas Hammond aka Friedrich Von Trapp in “The Sound of Music”) – and I can attest that “…something definitely did [italic]suddenly come up[/italic]…” whenever Mike Brady was around.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | October 17, 2020 3:13 PM |
I am Mike Brady (and the obscenely ENORMOUS bulge in his tighty-whities) as he lectures the boys about the facts of life, wearing only his Jockey shorts, back before the girls with hair of gold showed up, and they were four men living all together, yet they were all alone...
by Anonymous | reply 260 | October 17, 2020 3:19 PM |
I am Pamelyn Ferdin, guest starring as Lucy Winters, hostess of the party to which the New Jan Brady wore THE infamous wig.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | October 17, 2020 3:24 PM |
I'm the light in the loafers photographer that takes the children's portrait.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | October 17, 2020 3:32 PM |
I'm Patty's Prancing Poodles.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 17, 2020 3:32 PM |
I'm the fifth season declining ratings which Cousin Oliver was brought in to save.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 17, 2020 3:38 PM |
I’m Cousin Oliver and I’m really Marcia’s son when she got knocked up by Davy Jones
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 17, 2020 4:01 PM |
I am the guest actress (Sherwood Schwartz’s remarkably untalented daughter, Hope “Sherwood”) playing Greg’s girlfriend Rachel. Bobby’s pet frog jumps on my head at the drive-in movie (and takes an amphibian dump in my red hair). Why wasn’t I nominated for an Emmy?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 17, 2020 4:16 PM |
I am Alexander, the other side of Dawn. I had Mike Brady's credit card permanently on file.
(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)
by Anonymous | reply 267 | October 17, 2020 4:40 PM |
We are The Partridge Family, and we are going to kill you all in your sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | October 17, 2020 4:49 PM |
No way, R265. I wore a rubber [italic]and[/italic] pulled out. It’s where they got the idea to call a future episode “Marcia Gets Creamed.”
by Anonymous | reply 269 | October 17, 2020 5:06 PM |
I’m the tape recorder Peter used to spy on everyone and hears a set up from Greg and Marcia the queen of England.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | October 17, 2020 5:28 PM |
I’m the stinker that Carol admonishes both Marcia and Greg about saying. She doesn’t like that word!
by Anonymous | reply 271 | October 17, 2020 5:31 PM |
I'm Bobby's parakeet. I was wished into the cornfield with Fluffy and Aunt Jenny (who PROMISED Jan she'd be back), and we were never heard from again.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | October 17, 2020 5:32 PM |
I am anyone who spells "Marcia" M-A-R-S-H-A. (Just look at the spelling of my name on my many awards and trophies, fucktards.)
by Anonymous | reply 273 | October 17, 2020 5:33 PM |
I'm Jan's childhood lookalike, jetsetting Aunt Jenny.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | October 17, 2020 5:35 PM |
R253, I am the phone that Carol has in her ear all day long, since neighbor Martha never stops talking.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | October 17, 2020 5:40 PM |
Danger, Will Robinson and R272, danger!
by Anonymous | reply 276 | October 17, 2020 5:41 PM |
I don't think any of the comments on this board are tres amusant...
(Doing film is better than television, right? Right? Anyone?)
by Anonymous | reply 277 | October 17, 2020 5:49 PM |
[quote]I showed Jan that hard work would sustain her and she wouldn't have to pray for things like a football to smash Marcia right in the nose for life to be good.
That's not all Jan got showed.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | October 17, 2020 5:56 PM |
[quote]—Shelley (I'm So Happy Kirstie Alley Got FAT) Long
Don't you have a Troop Beverly Hills Zoom reunion to something to go to?
by Anonymous | reply 279 | October 17, 2020 5:59 PM |
R276, Please inform Dr. Smith that, no offense, but I'd rather hear from Will's sister Judy's "boyfriend" Major Don West ("Yummy!") or Will's father Professor John Robinson... They can get lost in my space anytime.
(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)
by Anonymous | reply 280 | October 17, 2020 6:05 PM |
r269 I'm Marcia, freshly back from "Our Lady of Little Thought Home for Unwed Mothers and I put holes in the condoms.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | October 17, 2020 6:09 PM |
Perhaps, R279, perhaps. And please note "Troop Beverly Hills" was FILM. (I used to have Bette Midler's phone number, until she changed it...)
by Anonymous | reply 282 | October 17, 2020 6:12 PM |
Oh, fuck, R281, NOW you tell me... I guess it's time to stop being a daydream believer; now that I see it, that Oliver kid's hair does sort of look like mine. Although – we [italic]ALL[/italic] banged her… Dolenz! Nesmith! Get in here!
by Anonymous | reply 283 | October 17, 2020 6:25 PM |
I'm the trigger warnings being in shown in Canada before each episode.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | October 17, 2020 6:41 PM |
I'm the stolen playbook.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | October 17, 2020 6:46 PM |
R284, Roy Rogers' horse appears in the Canadian episodes of "The Brady Bunch"? I'm confused.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | October 17, 2020 6:47 PM |
R230 WHET Michael Gray?
by Anonymous | reply 287 | October 17, 2020 6:50 PM |
R287, Watch the episode – he got [italic]creamed[/italic]… (Great 70s hair, though.)
by Anonymous | reply 288 | October 17, 2020 6:57 PM |
[quote]And please note "Troop Beverly Hills" was FILM.
TBH was TRASH!
by Anonymous | reply 289 | October 17, 2020 7:03 PM |
We're the customers in the diner where Alice goes to work in "Goodbye, Alice, Hello", getting more and more annoyed because she spends considerably more time waiting on a table of brats instead of us customers who had been waiting for our orders.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | October 17, 2020 7:30 PM |
R289, How VERY dare you!
by Anonymous | reply 291 | October 17, 2020 7:40 PM |
We're Ping and Pong the Pandas.
You won't see us until the Brady Kids animated series (available on DVD)
Our pseudo-Chinese gibberish would cause 2020 SJWs to literally implode!
by Anonymous | reply 292 | October 17, 2020 7:42 PM |
I'm Vincent Price and I tied up the 3 Brady Boys with no problem. Hmmmm.....
by Anonymous | reply 293 | October 17, 2020 7:45 PM |
Au contraire, R292, I'm Mike Brady, and I [italic]pinged[/italic] on the original series long before the animated Brady Kids appeared...
(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)
by Anonymous | reply 294 | October 17, 2020 7:48 PM |
I’m Marge. Greg actually thought I was into him.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | October 17, 2020 8:08 PM |
“Oh, [italic]Mike![/italic] Oh-Oh-OH, [italic]MIKE![/italic]”
by Anonymous | reply 296 | October 17, 2020 8:09 PM |
I'm Peter. Watch my triceps distract Mike any time I wear short sleeves.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | October 17, 2020 8:34 PM |
[quote]We're the customers in the diner where Alice goes to work in "Goodbye, Alice, Hello", getting more and more annoyed because she spends considerably more time waiting on a table of brats instead of us customers who had been waiting for our orders.
Were Flo and Vera involved?
by Anonymous | reply 298 | October 17, 2020 8:38 PM |
I’m Marcia’s plain donut. She’s going to throw me up later anyway so Alice should have just given her what she ordered.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | October 17, 2020 8:46 PM |
R295, Who the hell is Marge? (And would I like her? Would she be into me?)
by Anonymous | reply 300 | October 17, 2020 8:48 PM |
Marge looks like she might have been down for some donut bumping. Time for a trip back to Cincinnati, Alice!
by Anonymous | reply 301 | October 17, 2020 8:52 PM |
No, R298, But there [italic]is[/italic] a new girl in town – ME!
(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)
by Anonymous | reply 302 | October 17, 2020 8:54 PM |
I’m Jan’s hair, the one thing about her that was superior to Marcia...
by Anonymous | reply 303 | October 17, 2020 8:57 PM |
Thank you, R301, Now that's an amusement park ride I could really get on and straddle.
Kids, Kay will be taking over while I'm in Ohio.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | October 17, 2020 9:02 PM |
R303, Sure, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | October 17, 2020 9:05 PM |
Eve’s luscious tailbone-length locks really were superior to Maureen’s stringy, dishwater blonde strands.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | October 17, 2020 9:12 PM |
R299, I peeked. There was NOTHING plain about Marcia's donut... She brushed her hair of gold down there as much as the hair on head.
[Jan's donut, however, looked positively goofy! And she didn't dye it that one time to match the wig.)
by Anonymous | reply 307 | October 17, 2020 9:13 PM |
More than 300 posts and nobody said it? I'm Pussycat Alice!
by Anonymous | reply 308 | October 17, 2020 9:29 PM |
R308, I don't get it... I get pussy, but I don't get the Pussycat Alice comment...
by Anonymous | reply 309 | October 17, 2020 9:32 PM |
R303 & R306 = Eve Plumb
by Anonymous | reply 310 | October 17, 2020 9:47 PM |
I’m Robert Reed, wishing I’d never given up my regular gig on “Mannix.” I wish I was back on “Mannix”… And when I say “…on Mannix,” I mean ON Mike Connors. He was a real hunk of man… 6’1”, wavy black hair, square jawline, broad shoulders, incredible pecs, hairy chest, treasure trail to die for, full bush, and that private dick had a dick like…
Oh, shit. Alice! You’ll have to launder this pair of shorts I’m wearing again.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | October 17, 2020 10:10 PM |
Has Meryl called yet...? (I used to have Tom Hanks phone number, until he changed it.)
by Anonymous | reply 312 | October 17, 2020 10:41 PM |
What kind of idiot loses her godamned precious locket by reaching for god knows what outside of her fucking bedroom window!? I know....
by Anonymous | reply 313 | October 17, 2020 10:53 PM |
I am Nora Coombs. And I [italic]cheated[/italic]. So there.
(And I also fucked George Glass.}
by Anonymous | reply 314 | October 17, 2020 11:05 PM |
I am the fake costume store mustache Peter wears in an attempt to look older on a double date with Greg and two slutty girls. We coincidentally are in the same pizza parlor where big spender Mike Brady decides to entertain his visiting Mexican business associate and his wife.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | October 17, 2020 11:25 PM |
I'm the one hundred strokes each night before bed.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | October 17, 2020 11:32 PM |
Speak for yourself, R316
by Anonymous | reply 317 | October 17, 2020 11:36 PM |
I’m Mike, the architect who didn’t design a new house when his family doubled in size.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | October 17, 2020 11:37 PM |
I'm Mike, the architect's penis that doubled in size whenever I went into the one bedroom with bunk beds and three boys that I DID design...
by Anonymous | reply 319 | October 17, 2020 11:43 PM |
I'm Mike, propositioning Don Drysdale in the middle school parking lot. I got more out of it than just opening day tickets for Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | October 17, 2020 11:46 PM |
Your bat is HUGE, Don. Remind me, are you a catcher or a pitcher?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | October 17, 2020 11:49 PM |
I'm Carol Brady, BEGGING Mike to invite Don Drysdale over to the house for dinner...
by Anonymous | reply 322 | October 17, 2020 11:53 PM |
No, R31, [italic]I[/italic] am the Grand Canyon...
by Anonymous | reply 323 | October 18, 2020 12:10 AM |
I'm Mike's untelevised special apology to Joe Namath.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | October 18, 2020 12:11 AM |
I'm Mike Brady, asking Joe Namath if we can meet up and wear pantyhose together sometime...
by Anonymous | reply 325 | October 18, 2020 12:16 AM |
Do you think they'll do a "Brady Bunch Movie 3"? Do you think? Will they? Anyone? (I used to have the guy who played Cliff on "Cheers" phone number, until he changed it.)
by Anonymous | reply 326 | October 18, 2020 12:34 AM |
I am George Glass. Who the FUCK is Jan Brady?
And does anyone know how I can get in touch with Nora Coombs?
by Anonymous | reply 327 | October 18, 2020 1:26 AM |
I'm Tim Matheson. Will someone please tell Shelley Long to stop calling me?
by Anonymous | reply 328 | October 18, 2020 1:35 AM |
R225 See R173
by Anonymous | reply 329 | October 18, 2020 1:41 AM |
I'm the Kartoon King. I used to be Otis the Drunk in Mayberry. Now I'm just a child molester on TV.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | October 18, 2020 1:52 AM |
I'm the fag & hag like chemistry that oozes out of the scenes of Mike and Carol alone together.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | October 18, 2020 1:54 AM |
I'm Karen Foulkes. You may remember me as Margie Ripple, who had a crush on Peter in the Jan's wig episode. But I also played MURIEL, who also had a crush on Peter, in the talents show episode. Talk about versatility!
by Anonymous | reply 332 | October 18, 2020 1:58 AM |
I'm Arthur Owens, new kid at school, and Peter Brady's identical double. We fool everyone when we switch places.
(Everyone but Peter's Dad, Mike Brady, that is. He recognized immediately that my...uh, um, "tiki"... is much, much bigger than Peter's.)
by Anonymous | reply 333 | October 18, 2020 2:03 AM |
I'm the globs of cum Cindy finds on the bathroom counter. She takes some in her hand to show Alice, and tattles saying, "One of the boys left shampoo all over the sink!"
by Anonymous | reply 334 | October 18, 2020 2:12 AM |
I'm Alice, confused as hell about Cindy's discovery of gooey "shampoo" on the bathroom counter, because the crusty tube socks I retrieve from under the bunk beds every morning are loaded...
by Anonymous | reply 335 | October 18, 2020 2:19 AM |
R334, Pork chops and applesauce, Alice?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | October 18, 2020 2:23 AM |
I'm Helen Crump. No relevance to this thread, whatsoever. I just wandered in when I saw Otis the Drunk's name above. (Who, by the way, likes to wiggle his weenie at Aunt Bee and Opie; that's why he's in jail all the time, not because he's drunk, We're ALL drunk in Mayberry. What the hell else is there to do in Mayberry?) Oh, and while we’re gossiping – Thelma Lou is a [italic]big lez[/italic]. A BIG one. (But, Shhh! Barney doesn’t know.)
Anyway, I’m outta here. I’m looking for the fucking writer who decided to name me Helen [italic]Crump[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 337 | October 18, 2020 2:47 AM |
I'm Carol Brady, BEGGING Peter to invite Arthur Owens over to the house for dinner...
I'm Carol Brady, BEGGING Helen Crump to invite Andy over to the house for dinner...
PLEASE!
by Anonymous | reply 338 | October 18, 2020 3:08 AM |
I'm Denise Nickerson. I guest starred in the Arthur Owens/Peter look-a-like episode as Pamela (wearing glasses), one of the girls lady killer Peter Brady double-booked a date with and tried to fool with identical Arthur. Hilarity ensued. I was also a ghost on "Dark Shadows" (I think I made Grayson Hall scream. For no reason; she just liked to scream.) And in the original "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," I was Violet Beauregarde – the OOmpa Loompas (they freaked me out!) rolled me after I became engorged and got big and turned purple!
by Anonymous | reply 339 | October 18, 2020 3:58 AM |
R339, Greg, Peter, and Bobby B. here. That's funny! Speaking of engorged, getting big, and turning purple – in the clubhouse in the backyard, Dad liked to show us…
Boys! You're not going to tell [italic]that[/italic] story about a man named Brady... – Mike B.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | October 18, 2020 4:12 AM |
Purple? In our backyard? Do you not know how badly that color will clash with the green of our "grass"?
– Carol Brady, BEGGING Mike to invite me into the clubhouse…
by Anonymous | reply 341 | October 18, 2020 4:21 AM |
I’m Ken Berry. I know Helen Crump from Mayberry RFD, long before I did the failed pilot with the three racially diverse kids on the Brady Bunch. Too bad that show didn’t go – Brooke Bundy and I had to return the white, black, and yellow boys to the United Colors of Benetton Adoption Agency. Happy ending, though: I heard some well-known TV personality, the Kartoon King, ended up taking them in.
FYI, Helen’s right about Thelma Lou – carpet muncher, extraordinaire! And Howard Sprague? Into scat. And don’t even get me started on Goober…
Oh, hell. I gotta go. Here comes Naomi from “Mama’s Family.” Bubba and I are moving to Skaneateles Lake tonight. This will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | October 18, 2020 5:11 AM |
I’m the egg that Greg smashed trying to prove he’s a better driver than Marcia.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | October 18, 2020 6:48 AM |
I'm the laugh track played during each episode.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | October 18, 2020 7:45 AM |
I'm the repetition in this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | October 18, 2020 8:32 AM |
I'm the hair tonic that turns your hair orange.
The original script called for green, but Robert Reed convinced the writers that orange was more plausible before being written out of this episode. You can tell that's Carol's speech to Bobby were originally Mike's lines.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | October 18, 2020 1:00 PM |
R345 see R241.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | October 18, 2020 1:21 PM |
I’m the sliding door to the family room with no glass in it.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 18, 2020 1:53 PM |
I didn’t exist outside the sliding door either
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 18, 2020 2:10 PM |
No, R241 & R345, [italic]I'm[/italic] the repetition in this thread.
I repeat, I'm the repetition in this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 18, 2020 2:45 PM |
If I remember correctly Peter is getting the attention of both chicks too.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 18, 2020 6:10 PM |
What do you mean by attention, R351? Exact words, please.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 18, 2020 7:30 PM |
I’m the judge in the episode where Jackie Coogan claims Carol backed into his car. I’m ALSO the judge in the That Girl episode where Carl Ballantine claims Ann hit him when she was driving Donald’s car.
Try to top THAT.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 19, 2020 3:48 AM |
I'm the tracks this sad train of a thread derailed back in the double digits.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 19, 2020 4:25 AM |
I'm R3's prediction: "This thread will reach 500."
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 19, 2020 4:39 AM |
R342: I’m [italic]Diff’rent Strokes[/italic] helping myself to that same basic concept along with some BB episode plots, pre-emptively forfeiting the right to throw shade at [italic]Webster[/italic], which just happened to have the same production company, network, and time slot as BB!
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 19, 2020 12:59 PM |
I'm the Frontier Scouts bukkake on Mike's face.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | October 19, 2020 2:11 PM |
I’m Alice’s non existent drivers license.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | October 19, 2020 3:34 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 359 | October 19, 2020 4:10 PM |
I'm Athletic Model Guild porn Alice finds under a false bottom in one of those drawers in that bizarre sideboard of dozens tiny drawers, in the open dining room. I do not below to Mike.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | October 19, 2020 4:10 PM |
I’m Carol’s smelly pussy that Mike won’t eat out.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | October 20, 2020 2:30 AM |
It should look like a pink powder puff.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | October 20, 2020 2:57 AM |
R363 You mean Robbie Limp Rist!
by Anonymous | reply 364 | October 21, 2020 12:48 PM |
The Brady Bunch Characters, Ranked — Somewhat Brutally at Times:
by Anonymous | reply 365 | October 21, 2020 11:30 PM |
R365, that was awful.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | October 21, 2020 11:34 PM |
r365 That list is wrong. Jan deserved at least to be ahead of Bobby, Cindy, and Greg. Those three were annoying brats.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | October 22, 2020 12:23 AM |
The thow wath a pieth of thit.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | November 1, 2020 4:09 AM |
You stop that, Buddy Hinton.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | November 1, 2020 10:05 AM |
I'm the chair in the hallway between the bedrooms. I have no idea why I'm here.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | November 1, 2020 5:00 PM |
R370, how else am I going to get my lap dances?
by Anonymous | reply 371 | November 1, 2020 5:02 PM |
I'm Kitty Karry-all. I have never understood my own name. What the hell am I carrying?
by Anonymous | reply 372 | November 1, 2020 5:07 PM |
I’m the mailman that Alice hugged and tattle tale Thindy told Sam.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | November 1, 2020 5:36 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 374 | November 1, 2020 5:56 PM |
I'm the line for the bathroom in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | November 2, 2020 12:02 AM |
r375 = Miley
by Anonymous | reply 376 | November 2, 2020 5:19 AM |
Cyrus?
by Anonymous | reply 377 | November 2, 2020 12:09 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 379 | December 25, 2020 1:36 PM |