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Ok, this was probably inevitable: Let's be an episode of THE BRADY BUNCH 1969-1974

I'm the locket that was given to Jan by Alice which she stupidly lost in the branches when she was leaning out of the window of her room.

by Tigerreply 36717 hours ago

I'm the wig.

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by Tigerreply 110/14/2020

I’m the lisp.

by Tigerreply 210/14/2020

This thread will reach 500

by Tigerreply 310/14/2020

I'm Johnny Bravo.

by Tigerreply 410/14/2020

I’m Peter’s tight ass, driving Mike to distraction.

by Tigerreply 510/14/2020

I’m the tiki.

by Tigerreply 610/14/2020

I'm Buddy Hinton. Mrs. Brady took my virginity.

by Tigerreply 710/14/2020

I'm the football that wrecked Marcia's nose.

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by Tigerreply 810/14/2020

I'm the missing Fluffy the cat from the pilot episode. You will never see me again after it.

I think Tiger might have eaten me.

by Tigerreply 910/14/2020

I'm Marsha's acne.

by Tigerreply 1010/14/2020

I'm George Glass.

by Tigerreply 1110/14/2020

I'm Jan's glasses, which make her look positively GOOFY!

by Tigerreply 1210/14/2020

I’m Bobby’s hero worship of Jesse James.

by Tigerreply 1310/14/2020

I'm Carol's groovy shag and Mike's perm and leisure suit.

by Tigerreply 1410/14/2020

I'm the intellectual stimulation Marcia looks forward to with people of her own mature growth in high school--so unlike those children in junior high!

by Tigerreply 1510/14/2020

I’m the attic/bachelor pad.

by Tigerreply 1610/14/2020

The movies were funny as hell.

by Tigerreply 1710/14/2020

I'm Nora Coombs, who actually got the highest essay score.

"I didn't win! NORA COOMBS won!"

by Tigerreply 1810/14/2020

I’m pork chopsh and appleshosh.

by Tigerreply 1910/14/2020

I’m the silver platter.

by Tigerreply 2010/14/2020

I’m the one bathroom for six people with no place to masturbate in private.

by Tigerreply 2110/14/2020

I'm Kay.

That was Alice. I'm Kay.

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by Tigerreply 2210/14/2020

I'm the astroturf.

by Tigerreply 2310/14/2020

I'm the volcano science experiment which Generation X kids duplicated in science fairs across the country without even being able to explain what was scientifically happening.

by Tigerreply 2410/14/2020

I’m the Kaplutians.

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by Tigerreply 2510/14/2020

I'm that tacky horse sculpture by the stairs

by Tigerreply 2610/14/2020

I'm Greg's cigarettes (Oops - Tommy Johnson's cigarettes).

by Tigerreply 2710/14/2020

I'm pre-COVID Rita Wilson.

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by Tigerreply 2810/14/2020

I'm Davy Jones.

by Tigerreply 2910/14/2020

I'm Desi Arnaz, Jr.

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by Tigerreply 3010/14/2020

I'm the Grand Canyon.

by Tigerreply 3110/14/2020

I'm Linda.

by Tigerreply 3210/14/2020

I'm... *sting chord* ...[italic]TABU![/italic]

by Tigerreply 3310/14/2020

I'm the sexual symbolism obvious to anyone of Peter's volcano violently spewing goo all over the Boosters, the most popular girls at Marcia's high school, as they shriek in disgust.

by Tigerreply 3410/14/2020

I’m Kings Island when I was shiny and new.

by Tigerreply 3510/14/2020

I'm the potato sacks neatly folded in the garage waiting for the next big race.

by Tigerreply 3610/14/2020

I’m Linda from Seattle.

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by Tigerreply 3710/14/2020

I'm Sam the butcher, slipping my meat to Alice.

by Tigerreply 3810/14/2020

I'm the three lovable adopted sons of different races belonging to the Bradys' neighbor Ken Berry in the failed spinoff-pilot-within-the-show. You will never see us again after our one appearance.

by Tigerreply 3910/14/2020

I'm a Sunshine Day.

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by Tigerreply 4010/14/2020

I'm Beebe Gallini's favorite color: pink!

by Tigerreply 4110/14/2020

I'm a sunny-tinted prairie dress!

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by Tigerreply 4210/14/2020

We're Christine Taylor and Jennifer Elise Cox. We played Marcia and Jan Brady so much better than Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb.

by Tigerreply 4310/14/2020

When Mike had to “stay at the office” but we really was at the bath house sucking guys off....

by Tigerreply 4410/14/2020


by Tigerreply 4510/14/2020

I'm the additional screen time Jean Smart should of had but didn't get.

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by Tigerreply 4610/14/2020

[quote]I'm the additional screen time Jean Smart should of had

Oh, dear.

by Tigerreply 4710/14/2020

I’m the itching powder to boys put in the girls’ sleeping bags during the slumber party.

by Tigerreply 4810/14/2020

R47, I make no apologies for bad grammar or misspelled words unless I see them and post a correction.

Get back to your solo, naked reenactment of Miss Saigon and stop masturbating to my posts and good looks. Someone like you wouldn't have a chance with someone like me.

by Tigerreply 4910/14/2020

I'm Molly Webber.

It doesn't matter how I got here. The point is that I've arrived.

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by Tigerreply 5010/14/2020

Jan's inner voice: "She has every right to be mad; they are her socks. But why does Marcia get all the socks? Why does Marcia get all the trophies? Why does Marcia get all the good drawers? [out loud] Yeah, why does Marcia get everything? Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

by Tigerreply 5110/14/2020

I'm the Yogi Bear poster mixed up with Mike's blueprints.

by Tigerreply 5210/14/2020

[quote]I'm the additional screen time Jean Smart should of had but didn't get.

She wasn't in the television show.


by Tigerreply 5310/14/2020

As usual the original topic has evolved into the movies R53. No need to be rude to R46.

by Tigerreply 5410/14/2020

I’m cousin Myrna. Pronounced “Meerna”. I’m a wacky choreographer (I think).

by Tigerreply 5510/14/2020

Are you new here R54?

by Tigerreply 5610/14/2020

I'm the extremely white and historically inaccurate pilgrim pageant.

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by Tigerreply 5710/14/2020

Actually no R56. Since 1995. I'm just being nice tonight.

by Tigerreply 5810/14/2020

R53, calling someone a moron over Brady Bunch trivia says more about you than me.

I'm glad I don't have extensive knowledge about The Brady Bunch. You might want to think twice about flaunting yours.

by Tigerreply 5910/14/2020

[quote]Actually no [R56]. Since 1995. I'm just being nice tonight.

Well, come over here so I can slap you.

by Tigerreply 6010/14/2020

[quote]I'm glad I don't have extensive knowledge about The Brady Bunch.

I'd be astonished if you had extensive knowledge about any subject. Now, run along, I hear your mother asking for her nightly foot pumice. You don't want to be late.

by Tigerreply 6110/14/2020

[quote] No need to be rude to [R46].

R54, I gave a shout out to Jean Smart and posted an image.

by Tigerreply 6210/14/2020

Jean Smart and Michael McKean were hilarious as the Dittmeyers.

by Tigerreply 6310/14/2020

I'm r49's embarrassingly childish tantrum.

by Tigerreply 6410/14/2020

I'm Mike's "exact words". And Greg's.

by Tigerreply 6510/14/2020

[quote] I'm [R49]'s embarrassingly childish tantrum.

I'm R49 and have zero fucks to give.

by Tigerreply 6610/14/2020

[quote][R54], I gave a shout out to Jean Smart and posted an image

And were this a Designing Women thread, it would fit in, even though she is playing another character.

by Tigerreply 6710/14/2020

I'm Raquel the goat. I just shit on Greg's bed

by Tigerreply 6810/14/2020

I'm the inaugural issue of Trick Magazine (1972) that Mike's ex-boyfriend subscribed to in his name and had delivered to the Brady house because he was pissed off at him after their break up.

by Tigerreply 6910/14/2020

I'm Mike's thoughtful architectural touch of putting Alice's bedroom off the kitchen and through the laundry room. She must be reminded of her place at all times.

by Tigerreply 7010/14/2020

I'm the red light that turned Cindy into a zombie

by Tigerreply 7110/14/2020

[quote] And were this a Designing Women thread, it would fit in, even though she is playing another character.

R67 Now you're upset about Jean Smart. You should have referenced Fargo. You've got no game. At all.

by Tigerreply 7210/14/2020

Girls, girls, girls. You sound as vicious as Jan and Cindy attacking Marcia.

Let's remember we're a family. And families come together. Because in the end, family is what matters. Family is ALL that matters. Without family, where would we be?

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by Tigerreply 7310/14/2020

I'm aunt Jenny. I'm the one Jan treated like shit because she was afraid she'll grow up and look like me.

by Tigerreply 7410/14/2020

R71, I’m Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge!

by Tigerreply 7510/14/2020

[quote]I'm aunt Jenny. I'm the one Jan treated like shit because she was afraid she'll grow up and look like me.

I'm the original Aunt Jenny. I hawked Spry vegetable shortening for years and had my own radio show, "Aunt Jenny's Real Life Stories."

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by Tigerreply 7610/14/2020

I’m the Bellfield’s clothing optional swimming pool.

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by Tigerreply 7710/14/2020

I’m the braids Cindy wore once she was no longer cute,

by Tigerreply 7810/14/2020

I'm one of the three cards that refuse to go down, as Greg topples the Brady's house of cards, losing the contest for the boys. Mr. Brady keeps trying to push us down, but we just keep popping back up, as the scene fades into the next shot. Checker Trading Stamps is going out of business! Sewing machine or rowboat? The girls win and bring him a TV for THE WHOLE FAMILY.

by Tigerreply 7910/14/2020

I'm a toilet, and you can't find me anywhere in the Brady house. Where do these people shit? Besides all over Jan, I mean.

by Tigerreply 8010/14/2020

Thee you on the thee-thaw, Thindy!

by Tigerreply 8110/14/2020

I'm Fake Jan, and I appear on the Brady Bunch Variety Hour because Eve Plumb is an insufferable cunt and thinks she's too good for this show. Like her shit doesn't stink? Die bitter, Eve. You reached your peak at 12.

by Tigerreply 8210/14/2020

I'm the drafting table in Mike's study that he spent so much time at.

by Tigerreply 8310/14/2020

I'm theven thilver thwans thwimming thilently theaward.

by Tigerreply 8410/14/2020

I'm the ghost in the attic and I'm burning up, I need air, let me out

by Tigerreply 8510/14/2020

I'm the pussy Sam never gets with His cheap slices of meat .

by Tigerreply 8610/14/2020

I'm Johnny Bravo. The suit fit. Now, I'm just looking for a place to hang my beads.

Did anyone actually use that expression that in real life?

by Tigerreply 8710/14/2020

I'm Fillmore Jr. High.

by Tigerreply 8810/14/2020

I am the infamous Variety Hour series. I got sidelined and kicked out for The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew.

by Tigerreply 8910/14/2020

Everyone talks about Fake Jan. I'm Fake Marcia from "The Bradys."

by Tigerreply 9010/14/2020

I’m the strawberries. And we DON’T give off a scent when you cook us.

by Tigerreply 9110/14/2020

I’m the hot dog, hidden with the beans, in the flashlight.

by Tigerreply 9210/15/2020

I'm the framed photo hidden in the garage that Jan breaks because the dork wasn't wearing her glasses.

by Tigerreply 9310/15/2020

I'm a third of the Von Trapp kids from the Sound of Music guest starring.

by Tigerreply 9410/15/2020

I'm the beans in Jimmy Pocaya's flashlight. I'm also the cancer he gets ten years later.

by Tigerreply 9510/15/2020

I'm the adorable Robbie Rist and I'm going to save this failing show. Everyone will love me!

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by Tigerreply 9610/15/2020

Robbie Rist looks like a young Richard Dreyfuss.

by Tigerreply 9710/15/2020

I am Alice's even dykier sister who nobody puts in her place and all do morning exercises when she fills in for Alice

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by Tigerreply 9810/15/2020

[quote]I’m the one bathroom for six people with no place to masturbate in private.

Masturbate in private? Why?

by Tigerreply 9910/15/2020

I’m the orange countertops.

by Tigerreply 10010/15/2020

I'm the flurry of angry memos sparked by a simple stage direction.

by Tigerreply 10110/15/2020

I’m Molly, and I’m aspirational to DL.

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by Tigerreply 10210/15/2020

I'm the sexy Patrick Adiarte who could play teenagers well into his 30's. I got "The Brady Bunch" gig after several movie versions of sappy Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals and dancing on teen music shows.

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by Tigerreply 10310/15/2020

I'm Christopher Knight, the first of the Brady regulars to go into soap acting. I really needed to step up my game when they cast me as the stepson of the formidable Constance Ford. Unfortunately, I didn't even make it to a full year on the show. Barry Williams later had a guest appearance as a shyster dance instructor on "General Hospital", and Robert Reed attempted to fill in the shoes of Peter Haskell and Joe Lambie on "Search For Tomorrow", but didn't last more than a few months. Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb also did soap guest appearances, but I still hold the record for the longest stint a Brady actor ever to be on a soap.

Maybe they would have kept me if I walked around in my tighty whities after causing Ada's washing machine to overflow....

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by Tigerreply 10410/15/2020

I'm Greg's and Peter's, and Mike's, cum gutters. You never see us but you know we are there.

We're the dried stiff tube socks caked in cum in the shared kids' bathroom. The girls titter about us. Jan sniffs deeply now and then, searching for some leverage, any power, to use over her brothers. Maybe the cum will smell like spam, or egg salad. Something.

by Tigerreply 10510/15/2020

[quoute]I'm Fillmore Jr. High.

You mean F-F ... F-I-L ... L-L ... L-M-O ....O-O ... O-R-E Filmore Junior High

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by Tigerreply 10610/15/2020

I am the strange artwork on the walls of the den. I look like resin with keys and coins stuck in it. This was a 1970s fad. Scroll down on the link for this and other info on the art collection of the Bradys.

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by Tigerreply 10710/15/2020


Who's gonna win?


Say it again!


Yay team!

by Tigerreply 10810/15/2020

Did she grow up to be a hooker, R108?

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by Tigerreply 10910/15/2020

I’m the cigarette’s that fell out of not Greg’s jacket.

by Tigerreply 11010/15/2020

Who on earth ever though Robbie Rist was cute? I can't stand that damn haircut that nearly every aspiring child actor has even today. Someone here once called it the "Hollywood Bowl".

by Tigerreply 11110/15/2020

We're Grandpa Henry Brady and Grandma Connie Hutchins. When we decide to get married, it adds an entire new wacky incest element to the series.

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by Tigerreply 11210/15/2020

I'm Millicent. Bobby kissed me so fast I could not warn him I had mumps. I later go blind after seeing Half Pint pleasuring herself.

by Tigerreply 11310/15/2020

I'm the pants that Grandpa Henry sometimes forgot to put on underneath his judge's robe.

by Tigerreply 11410/15/2020

I'm Dr. Porter and I give all day suckers.

by Tigerreply 11510/15/2020

[quote]You've got no game. At all.

A shitload of W&Ws from several posts on this thread alone, says otherwise.

Kisses, doll.

by Tigerreply 11610/15/2020

I'm Dr. Cameron, wondering why Mike wants me to take his temperature rectally.

by Tigerreply 11710/15/2020

I'm Cousin Oliver.

Where'd everybody go?

by Tigerreply 11810/15/2020

I'm the Good Ship Lollipop.

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by Tigerreply 11910/15/2020

I'm the blinking skull in the fridge and the load in Alice's granny panties when she found it.

by Tigerreply 12010/15/2020

I'm the weird way Marsha pronounces "school"

by Tigerreply 12110/15/2020

I'm Joe Namath's underwear, which Robert Reed is desperately trying to surreptitiously retrieve from the guest star dressing room, but those goddamn brats keep following him around.

by Tigerreply 12210/15/2020

I'm grifter Mark Mallard.

by Tigerreply 12310/15/2020

I'm Marcia's dirty, disgusting cheek. She never washed me after Desi Jr. kissed me. Or was it Davy Jones?

by Tigerreply 12410/15/2020

I'm Mrs. Whitfield, forced to sit through that cheesy production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," so I can get a lousy $200 form retirement.

by Tigerreply 12510/15/2020

I'm Fluffy. I'm not the only pussy to disappear after the pilot episode.

by Tigerreply 12610/15/2020

I'm all the young showqueens squealing when Marcia announces that she's singing "Together Wherever We Go" and says, "It's from the musical 'Gypsy'."

by Tigerreply 12710/15/2020

I’m “Sure Jan.” I can’t believe I’m not already taken.

by Tigerreply 12810/15/2020

I'm Pandora, the cat. I get trapped in an old abandoned house, and Bobby climbs in to save me from the fireplace. I dump soot and ash all over him as I jump down from the flue. Bobby floods the laundry room with suds when he tries to wash his suit. I was so embarrassed for Mike Lookinland when he appeared in his underwear on TV!

by Tigerreply 12910/15/2020

Was that swimming in the nude thing for real?

by Tigerreply 13010/15/2020

I'm Cousin Oliver being asked by Uncle Mike if I like gladiator movies.

by Tigerreply 13110/15/2020

I'm Sandra Gould. Gladys may be gone, but I'm still playing her, even when playing a character named Mrs. Gould.

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by Tigerreply 13210/15/2020

I'm the raging hardon Mike has when he puts his Roman centurion costume on for the big party.

by Tigerreply 13310/15/2020

I'm Jennifer Runyon. Since you mentioned fake Marcia and fake Jan, I demand to be included! I was fake Cindy in "A Very Brady Christmas."

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by Tigerreply 13410/15/2020

I’m the dead spouses from the first marriages of Mike and Carol. No one ever speaks of us.

by Tigerreply 13510/15/2020

alice loved jan

by Tigerreply 13610/15/2020

R134 didn't understand the assignment.

by Tigerreply 13710/15/2020

r135, not true. I spoke of you mom in the first episode.

then I was forbidden from ever mentioning you again.

by Tigerreply 13810/15/2020

R130, yes, it was. I remember the scene but because it ended up being deleted from syndicated episodes many people have never seen it.

by Tigerreply 13910/15/2020

I'm Carol's mangled Cleopatra earring in the washing machine.

by Tigerreply 14010/15/2020

It was Southern California in the early 70's.

I'd have been surprised if the doctor with the pool who lived down the street WASN'T a proponent of swimming nude.

by Tigerreply 14110/15/2020

[quote]I'm Jennifer Runyon. Since you mentioned fake Marcia and fake Jan, I demand to be included! I was fake Cindy in "A Very Brady Christmas."

Interestingly, Jennifer Runyon and Christopher Knight played on-screen lovers when they were both on Another World in 1981.

by Tigerreply 14210/15/2020

r137, see r90.

by Tigerreply 14310/15/2020

We’re Marcia’s ponytail holders that she unceremoniously left in her top bedroom drawer and never took out again for a breath of fresh air after the first1969-70 season, and we feel unloved.

by Tigerreply 14410/15/2020

I'm Greg's "Johnyy Bravo" singing career that never came to be.

by Tigerreply 14510/15/2020

I'm Davy Jones of the Monkees. I can't believe I agreed to a cameo on this show. But those Brady lads were cute!

by Tigerreply 14610/15/2020

I’m Marcia’s trophys and awards that Jan threw in the closet.

by Tigerreply 14710/15/2020

I'm Colonel Dick Whitfield.

by Tigerreply 14810/15/2020

I'm the tension you can cut with a knife after forgetting mom's rule, "Don't play ball in the house!"

by Tigerreply 14910/15/2020

I'm Millicent, Bobby's first kiss. But wait, I may have the mumps so Bobby may have caught it! Phew! after several agonizing days for Bobby, it turns out I didn't have them, so we can kiss again! Next up, Mary Ingalls, where I eventually go blind.

by Tigerreply 15010/15/2020

R129, I loved seeing Bobby in his underwear! (When I was also a child, of course—no need for alarm.)

by Tigerreply 15110/15/2020

I'm R150. Sorry R113, you got to it first. I'll have to think of another one.

by Tigerreply 15210/15/2020

Keep an eye on the Used Letter Board, r150.

by Tigerreply 15310/15/2020

I'm Greg's UFO whistle. I'm also the bandage on his shaving nick.

by Tigerreply 15410/15/2020

I'm Alice's bedroom. Do I have a window? Do I smell like onions and vagina?

by Tigerreply 15510/15/2020

For R6

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by Tigerreply 15610/15/2020

I’m Tiger the Brady dog who disappeared into thin air. 156 replies and no one has mentioned me? Wtf?

by Tigerreply 15710/15/2020

"Goodnight, Mr. Brady!" "Goodnight Mrs Brady!"

I'm the corny, cutesy phrases Mike and Carol used as code for "Let's fuck each other once we've turned these 60s bedside table lamps off."

No one was fooled.

by Tigerreply 15810/15/2020

I'm Dr. Vogel, Marcia's dentist. She had a crush on me.

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by Tigerreply 15910/15/2020

I'm the fake outside window to make you think the house has two stories.

by Tigerreply 16010/15/2020

I’m the pay phone installed in the family room to teach the kids a lesson on phone expenses. Generation Z laughs at the archaic reference.

by Tigerreply 16110/15/2020

I'm the big man on campus Marcia has a date with but cancels when he sees her flattened nose.

by Tigerreply 16210/15/2020

I’m the strange sack races the Bradys tend to do.

by Tigerreply 16310/15/2020

I’m the tonsils that Thindy and Carol had taken out simultaneously.

by Tigerreply 16410/15/2020

I'm the phrase "Something suddenly came up" that Greg used and then learned a karmic lesson about in one of the episodes.

Just like a good Brady would.

by Tigerreply 16510/15/2020

Oh wait, that was Marcia not Greg.


by Tigerreply 16610/15/2020

I'm the umbrella that Bobby stupidly brought and opened up on the date he forced Greg to take him on.

I get stuck in the sun roof and hilarity ensues.

by Tigerreply 16710/15/2020

I'm the AstroTurf back yard.

by Tigerreply 16810/15/2020

I'm the groovy '60s fashions.

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by Tigerreply 16910/15/2020

R169 this episode was in the early 70s

by Tigerreply 17010/15/2020

Then I'm the groovy '60s and '70s fashions.

by Tigerreply 17110/15/2020

I'm Harvey Klinger. I'm a bug-chaser.

by Tigerreply 17210/15/2020

I'm the dope Barry Williams is stoned on in this scene of the 1973 episode "Law and Disorder".

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by Tigerreply 17310/15/2020

I'm Myron, the white mouse. With some help from Jan and an assist by Alice, I was able to fake my death and take it on the lam to escape the Bradys. Unfortunately, I didn't run far enough because Tiger found me hiding out in his dog house.

by Tigerreply 17410/15/2020

I'm Carol's pixie cut with flips, a style that attempted to bridge the 1970s with the 1960s but still somehow failed to sweep the nation.

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by Tigerreply 17510/15/2020

I’m the stereo that Alice won in a contest and decides to keep it in the family room so that the whole family can enjoy it.

by Tigerreply 176Last Friday at 2:32 AM

I’m Marcia Wallace who played the saleswoman who sold the wig to Jan, who wanted a wig like my wig (It was my real hair!)

by Tigerreply 177Last Friday at 3:11 AM

I'm the Crisco and I'm not in the cupboard. "Sam, send another can of Crisco, with the pork shops and roast beef."

by Tigerreply 178Last Friday at 3:34 AM

I’m Doug Simpson.

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by Tigerreply 179Last Friday at 3:42 AM

I would be Doug Simpson's lips, but I don't exist. I'm Doug Simpson's UCLA diploma earned a few years back. Doug is 26 and shouldn't be dating HS girls.

by Tigerreply 180Last Friday at 3:45 AM

R25 I’m the shark jumped by Sherwood Schwartz.

by Tigerreply 181Last Friday at 3:54 AM

I'm the stairway that takes up jalf the house, even though Mike was supposedly an architect.

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by Tigerreply 182Last Friday at 3:56 AM


by Tigerreply 183Last Friday at 3:56 AM

I'm the elaborate/borderline ridiculous looking wrapped Christmas presents.

by Tigerreply 184Last Friday at 4:17 AM

I'm Cindy's doll Kitty Karry-All.

by Tigerreply 185Last Friday at 4:39 AM

Kitty Karry-All was no Mrs. Beasley.

by Tigerreply 186Last Friday at 4:47 AM

When I watched this show as a kid, I didn't think Carol's pixie cut with flips at R175 was really a chosen hairstyle, but rather just Florence Henderson's attempt to grow out her pixie cut.

by Tigerreply 187Last Friday at 9:00 AM

I’m the cake that says Better Luck Next Year, in case we lost.

by Tigerreply 188Last Friday at 9:34 AM

I’m Vincent Price

by Tigerreply 189Last Friday at 9:43 AM

I'm a tarantula.

by Tigerreply 190Last Friday at 9:48 AM

I’m the eye roll given by everyone in the house while Bobby “plays” the drums

by Tigerreply 191Last Friday at 9:52 AM

I’m Alice’s stunt double on the trampoline, doing her or his best to keep my face turned AWAY from the camera! Greg is so distracted by me that he calls Jan “Eve.”

by Tigerreply 192Last Friday at 9:54 AM

I'm the Longfellow-loving Mrs. Tuttle who runs the high school talent show and who pronounces Marcia's first name as "MAR-see-ah."

by Tigerreply 193Last Friday at 10:07 AM

I'm the humiliating maid's outfit Mr. and Mrs. Brady make Alice wear.

by Tigerreply 194Last Friday at 10:08 AM

I'm the shot of everybody in the family riding a bike. When Alice (last AND least) comes by the camera, it is revealed that she is using training wheels.

by Tigerreply 195Last Friday at 10:15 AM

I’m the briefcase Mike threw on the courtroom floor, saving the day for Carol, a woman driver.

Fake neck brace guy never stood a chance.

by Tigerreply 196Last Friday at 10:23 AM

I'm Bobby's SS style armband he wore that week he was a cunty hall monitor.

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by Tigerreply 197Last Friday at 10:54 AM

I’m Jan’s period stained parties from an unaired very special episode.

by Tigerreply 198Last Friday at 11:02 AM

I’m allegedly Christine Baranski

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by Tigerreply 199Last Friday at 11:26 AM

I'm Jim Backus, another Gilligan's Island/Sherwood Schwartz alum, hamming it up as a prospector in the Grand Canyon episode.

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by Tigerreply 200Last Friday at 12:16 PM

Mike, why is Kitty Karry-All's leg sticking out of your ass?

by Tigerreply 201Last Friday at 12:26 PM

I'm the future bossy bottom in the neckerchief at :30 seconds.

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by Tigerreply 202Last Friday at 12:41 PM

[quote] Mike, why is Kitty Karry-All's leg sticking out of your ass?

Go deeper and you’ll find a Tabu, a kazoo and Tiger too.

by Tigerreply 203Last Friday at 12:52 PM

I’m the locket that Jan lost that was sent to her by a secret admirer, another middle child.

by Tigerreply 204Last Friday at 12:53 PM

I'm Greg's band, the Banana Convention, playing at a dance at Stephen Decatur High School.

It was kind of a kicky blast. The guys really had it together and wailed and bent the gig out of shape.

by Tigerreply 205Last Friday at 2:35 PM

I am the nasty neighbor woman who comes storming over when the Bradys had a black child staying with them. Anyone else remember that episode? It made me feel sad.

by Tigerreply 206Last Friday at 2:42 PM

I’m the wedding cake in the first episode. Tiger took me out.

by Tigerreply 207Last Friday at 4:04 PM

I'm the writers who decided to take Tiger out.

by Tigerreply 208Last Friday at 4:11 PM

I'm the exhausted washer and dryer.

by Tigerreply 209Last Friday at 4:15 PM

I'm Mike's low sperm count, which prevented the series from turning into "Yours, Mine and Ours."

by Tigerreply 210Last Friday at 4:29 PM

I’m Marcia Wallace, who also played Marcia’s teacher in the Davy Jones episode.

by Tigerreply 211Last Friday at 4:40 PM

I'm Abbe Lane (no relation to Abbey Road.) I played Bebe Gallini. I was married to Xavier Cugat before that slut Charo. And I'm still kicking at 87.

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by Tigerreply 212Last Friday at 5:04 PM

R197 that was the episode in which Greg was high on dope ( R173 ). Good think Bobby know about it.

by Tigerreply 213Last Friday at 5:30 PM

I'm Peter's changing voice.

by Tigerreply 214Last Friday at 5:40 PM

[quote]I’m the locket that Jan lost that was sent to her by a secret admirer, another middle child.

I'm the broken key on the old lesbian's typewriter that helped Jan crack the mystery.

by Tigerreply 215Last Friday at 5:51 PM

I'm one of the clowns who never laughed before.

by Tigerreply 216Last Friday at 6:04 PM

And I'm one of the beanstalks that never grew.

by Tigerreply 217Last Friday at 7:26 PM

I'm the Friday at 8 p.m. time slot.

by Tigerreply 218Last Friday at 7:30 PM

I'm DL fave Joyce Bulifant, the first choice to play Carol Brady before Florence Henderson was cast.

by Tigerreply 219Last Friday at 7:39 PM

I’m Harried and Hopeless.

by Tigerreply 220Last Friday at 7:52 PM

I'm Dear Libby.

by Tigerreply 221Last Friday at 7:58 PM

[quote]Fake neck brace guy never stood a chance.

Without searching IMDb, I'm pretty sure the neck brace guy was played by...Jackie Coogan!

Why would I recall this fifty years later?

by Tigerreply 222Last Friday at 8:06 PM

[quote]Why would I recall this fifty years later?

It's a gift, R222. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And, yes, it was Jackie Coogan. I remember also.

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by Tigerreply 223Last Friday at 8:11 PM

I'm the attic space (again). Nobody, including Mike the architect, thought to use me to alleviate bedroom crowding. Only when Greg was approximately 18 did somebody figure out that I could be used as an extra bedroom.

I'm Mike Brady, a douche bag in my spacious, downstairs den with drafting board. I have an office outside the home, but I need this den to use maybe 2 hours per week. Never mind that there are 6 kids sharing 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. I need my den space.

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by Tigerreply 224Last Friday at 8:20 PM

I'm the weed Barry Williams smoked before going to set to shoot that infamous scene.

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by Tigerreply 225Last Friday at 8:35 PM

I'm Mannix and Mission Impossible and The Brady House set is often seen.

by Tigerreply 226Last Friday at 8:48 PM

I'm the show's theme song.

by Tigerreply 227Last Friday at 8:48 PM

I'm the soda shop owner who didn't like retirement and came back and decided to fire not Jan, but Marcia (Marcia! Marcia!) because Jan was the harder worker.

I gave Jan HOPE that life was not always going to work Marcia's favor.

I showed Jan that hard work would sustain her and she wouldn't have to pray for things like a football to smash Marcia right in the nose for life to be good.

by Tigerreply 228Last Friday at 8:51 PM

I’m Marcia’s hot Native American-looking boyfriend in the ice cream shop episode.

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by Tigerreply 229Last Friday at 8:55 PM

That's Billy Batson!

by Tigerreply 230Last Friday at 9:02 PM

I'm Beebe Gallini's black tears.

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by Tigerreply 231Last Friday at 9:07 PM

We’re Patty’s Prancing Poodles — and you’d best BELIEVE we beat those mewling, lurching, lip-syncing Silver Platters LOSERS!

by Tigerreply 232Last Friday at 9:08 PM

I'm the maid's outfit that Alice stole from Hazel.

by Tigerreply 233Last Friday at 9:10 PM

At least she didn’t go around calling Mike Mr. B

by Tigerreply 234Last Friday at 9:15 PM

I'm the nightmarish scene of Bobby's family being shot to death by Jesse James.

by Tigerreply 235Last Friday at 9:18 PM

I'm Mr. Stoner.

by Tigerreply 236Last Friday at 9:22 PM

I'm the wet dream Peter got after Bobby told him about his dream in which Joe Namath picked him up and carried him around.

by Tigerreply 237Last Friday at 9:22 PM

[quote]I'm the nightmarish scene of Bobby's family being shot to death by Jesse James.

I'm the guy who guessed Jackie Coogan, and here again I instantly recalled that the old man telling Bobby the hair-raising story was played by Burt Mustin! He was on every 1970s tv show up until three months before he died.

His last job was on "Phyllis" as Mother Dexter's husband to be!

I didn't go to college because I lacked focus, or my head was already so cluttered it only seemed that way, lol.

by Tigerreply 238Last Friday at 9:46 PM

I am the opening and closing shots where the cast members faces are all looking at one another.

by Tigerreply 239Last Friday at 10:07 PM

I'm the yarn bows on the ponytails and braids.

In the late 1960s/early 1970s, stylish tween girls all seemed to have yarn bows to match their outfit of the day.

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by Tigerreply 240Last Friday at 10:13 PM

I'm the repetition in this thread.

by Tigerreply 241Last Friday at 10:23 PM

I’m Marcia’s braces. I must’ve worked fast because I was only in one episode. I guess I needed Jan’s glasses’s agent.

by Tigerreply 242Last Friday at 10:35 PM

Marcia’s braces, you think you had it bad?

I killed the whole series :(

by Tigerreply 243Last Friday at 10:37 PM

I'm "Scoop" Brady!

by Tigerreply 244Last Friday at 10:41 PM

I keep hearing the closing credits music & the “Paramount Climax” sound in my head while I read this thread.

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by Tigerreply 245Last Saturday at 12:42 AM

I'm bobby learning how to jack off for the first time on top of my bunk bed

by Tigerreply 246Last Saturday at 4:11 AM

r245 We're the Peppermint Trolley Company. We sang the theme song in the first season. Later we got sidelined when some Paramount exec decided those bratty untalented kids should have a recording career.

by Tigerreply 247Last Saturday at 4:24 AM

R202 that's funny I had scarves like that when I was a boy in that era. Forgot about them!

by Tigerreply 248Last Saturday at 4:26 AM

I'm Hawai’i.

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by Tigerreply 249Last Saturday at 4:30 AM

I'm Alice's hoo-haa, usually safe behind a pressed uniform and starched apron.

Sometimes, on a night out and after a couple vodka gimlets, Sam gets all in there and starts grunting about butchering my calves' liver.

by Tigerreply 250Last Saturday at 5:33 AM

I am Richie Cunningham’s mother and Dennis the Menace’s father, guest starring as a woman doctor and a man doctor, competing to see who gets to examine the measles-ridden Brady Bunch. (At the end of the episode, the doctors investigate the possibility of examining each other...)

by Tigerreply 251Last Saturday at 6:21 AM

I am the chalk board in the kitchen — and the photograph of the chalk board (taken by Bobby) revealing Alice’s lost cake recipe.

by Tigerreply 252Last Saturday at 6:23 AM

I am “What the hell does Carol Brady do all day long?” while Mike is at the office, the kids are in school, and Alice does ALL the work.

by Tigerreply 253Last Saturday at 6:24 AM

I am serious actress Marcia Brady starring in a school production of “Romeo and Juliet,” morphing into an insufferable Helen Lawson-like diva, and being replaced by a lesser actress because of my cunty behavior.

by Tigerreply 254Last Saturday at 6:31 AM

I'm the dangly bracelet that almost cost the girls the chance to trade in the trading stamps.

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by Tigerreply 255Last Saturday at 6:32 AM

I’m bully Buddy Hinton, making fun of Cindy’s lisp. “Baby talk, baby talk! It’s a wonder you can walk!”

by Tigerreply 256Last Saturday at 6:35 AM

I am Haskell’s Ice Cream Parlor, where Marcia gets a job; where Marcia’s boyfriend brings another girl on a date and orders two Lover’s Delight sundaes; and where Jan sort of “All About Eves” her way to being the better employee and Marcia is fired.

I am also the wonderful title of this episode: “Marcia Gets Creamed”!

by Tigerreply 257Last Saturday at 6:38 AM

I’m the glued vase that starts to leak while we’re eating dinner.

by Tigerreply 258Last Saturday at 7:09 AM

I am BIG Man On Campus Doug Simpson (played by Nicholas Hammond aka Friedrich Von Trapp in “The Sound of Music”) – and I can attest that “…something definitely did [italic]suddenly come up[/italic]…” whenever Mike Brady was around.

by Tigerreply 259Last Saturday at 7:13 AM

I am Mike Brady (and the obscenely ENORMOUS bulge in his tighty-whities) as he lectures the boys about the facts of life, wearing only his Jockey shorts, back before the girls with hair of gold showed up, and they were four men living all together, yet they were all alone...

by Tigerreply 260Last Saturday at 7:19 AM

I am Pamelyn Ferdin, guest starring as Lucy Winters, hostess of the party to which the New Jan Brady wore THE infamous wig.

by Tigerreply 261Last Saturday at 7:24 AM

I'm the light in the loafers photographer that takes the children's portrait.

by Tigerreply 262Last Saturday at 7:32 AM

I'm Patty's Prancing Poodles.

by Tigerreply 263Last Saturday at 7:32 AM

I'm the fifth season declining ratings which Cousin Oliver was brought in to save.

by Tigerreply 264Last Saturday at 7:38 AM

I’m Cousin Oliver and I’m really Marcia’s son when she got knocked up by Davy Jones

by Tigerreply 265Last Saturday at 8:01 AM

I am the guest actress (Sherwood Schwartz’s remarkably untalented daughter, Hope “Sherwood”) playing Greg’s girlfriend Rachel. Bobby’s pet frog jumps on my head at the drive-in movie (and takes an amphibian dump in my red hair). Why wasn’t I nominated for an Emmy?

by Tigerreply 266Last Saturday at 8:16 AM

I am Alexander, the other side of Dawn. I had Mike Brady's credit card permanently on file.

(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)

by Tigerreply 267Last Saturday at 8:40 AM

We are The Partridge Family, and we are going to kill you all in your sleep.

by Tigerreply 268Last Saturday at 8:49 AM

No way, R265. I wore a rubber [italic]and[/italic] pulled out. It’s where they got the idea to call a future episode “Marcia Gets Creamed.”

by Tigerreply 269Last Saturday at 9:06 AM

I’m the tape recorder Peter used to spy on everyone and hears a set up from Greg and Marcia the queen of England.

by Tigerreply 270Last Saturday at 9:28 AM

I’m the stinker that Carol admonishes both Marcia and Greg about saying. She doesn’t like that word!

by Tigerreply 271Last Saturday at 9:31 AM

I'm Bobby's parakeet. I was wished into the cornfield with Fluffy and Aunt Jenny (who PROMISED Jan she'd be back), and we were never heard from again.

by Tigerreply 272Last Saturday at 9:32 AM

I am anyone who spells "Marcia" M-A-R-S-H-A. (Just look at the spelling of my name on my many awards and trophies, fucktards.)

by Tigerreply 273Last Saturday at 9:33 AM

I'm Jan's childhood lookalike, jetsetting Aunt Jenny.

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by Tigerreply 274Last Saturday at 9:35 AM

R253, I am the phone that Carol has in her ear all day long, since neighbor Martha never stops talking.

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by Tigerreply 275Last Saturday at 9:40 AM

Danger, Will Robinson and R272, danger!

by Tigerreply 276Last Saturday at 9:41 AM

I don't think any of the comments on this board are tres amusant...

(Doing film is better than television, right? Right? Anyone?)

by Tigerreply 277Last Saturday at 9:49 AM

[quote]I showed Jan that hard work would sustain her and she wouldn't have to pray for things like a football to smash Marcia right in the nose for life to be good.

That's not all Jan got showed.

by Tigerreply 278Last Saturday at 9:56 AM

[quote]—Shelley (I'm So Happy Kirstie Alley Got FAT) Long

Don't you have a Troop Beverly Hills Zoom reunion to something to go to?

by Tigerreply 279Last Saturday at 9:59 AM

R276, Please inform Dr. Smith that, no offense, but I'd rather hear from Will's sister Judy's "boyfriend" Major Don West ("Yummy!") or Will's father Professor John Robinson... They can get lost in my space anytime.

(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)

by Tigerreply 280Last Saturday at 10:05 AM

r269 I'm Marcia, freshly back from "Our Lady of Little Thought Home for Unwed Mothers and I put holes in the condoms.

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by Tigerreply 281Last Saturday at 10:09 AM

Perhaps, R279, perhaps. And please note "Troop Beverly Hills" was FILM. (I used to have Bette Midler's phone number, until she changed it...)

by Tigerreply 282Last Saturday at 10:12 AM

Oh, fuck, R281, NOW you tell me... I guess it's time to stop being a daydream believer; now that I see it, that Oliver kid's hair does sort of look like mine. Although – we [italic]ALL[/italic] banged her… Dolenz! Nesmith! Get in here!

by Tigerreply 283Last Saturday at 10:25 AM

I'm the trigger warnings being in shown in Canada before each episode.

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by Tigerreply 284Last Saturday at 10:41 AM

I'm the stolen playbook.

by Tigerreply 285Last Saturday at 10:46 AM

R284, Roy Rogers' horse appears in the Canadian episodes of "The Brady Bunch"? I'm confused.

by Tigerreply 286Last Saturday at 10:47 AM

R230 WHET Michael Gray?

by Tigerreply 287Last Saturday at 10:50 AM

R287, Watch the episode – he got [italic]creamed[/italic]… (Great 70s hair, though.)

by Tigerreply 288Last Saturday at 10:57 AM

[quote]And please note "Troop Beverly Hills" was FILM.


by Tigerreply 289Last Saturday at 11:03 AM

We're the customers in the diner where Alice goes to work in "Goodbye, Alice, Hello", getting more and more annoyed because she spends considerably more time waiting on a table of brats instead of us customers who had been waiting for our orders.

by Tigerreply 290Last Saturday at 11:30 AM

R289, How VERY dare you!

by Tigerreply 291Last Saturday at 11:40 AM

We're Ping and Pong the Pandas.

You won't see us until the Brady Kids animated series (available on DVD)

Our pseudo-Chinese gibberish would cause 2020 SJWs to literally implode!

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by Tigerreply 292Last Saturday at 11:42 AM

I'm Vincent Price and I tied up the 3 Brady Boys with no problem. Hmmmm.....

by Tigerreply 293Last Saturday at 11:45 AM

Au contraire, R292, I'm Mike Brady, and I [italic]pinged[/italic] on the original series long before the animated Brady Kids appeared...

(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)

by Tigerreply 294Last Saturday at 11:48 AM

I’m Marge. Greg actually thought I was into him.

by Tigerreply 295Last Saturday at 12:08 PM

“Oh, [italic]Mike![/italic] Oh-Oh-OH, [italic]MIKE![/italic]”

by Tigerreply 296Last Saturday at 12:09 PM

I'm Peter. Watch my triceps distract Mike any time I wear short sleeves.

by Tigerreply 297Last Saturday at 12:34 PM

[quote]We're the customers in the diner where Alice goes to work in "Goodbye, Alice, Hello", getting more and more annoyed because she spends considerably more time waiting on a table of brats instead of us customers who had been waiting for our orders.

Were Flo and Vera involved?

by Tigerreply 298Last Saturday at 12:38 PM

I’m Marcia’s plain donut. She’s going to throw me up later anyway so Alice should have just given her what she ordered.

by Tigerreply 299Last Saturday at 12:46 PM

R295, Who the hell is Marge? (And would I like her? Would she be into me?)

by Tigerreply 300Last Saturday at 12:48 PM

Marge looks like she might have been down for some donut bumping. Time for a trip back to Cincinnati, Alice!

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by Tigerreply 301Last Saturday at 12:52 PM

No, R298, But there [italic]is[/italic] a new girl in town – ME!

(“Oh, [italic]Mike[/italic]!” – Carol B.)

by Tigerreply 302Last Saturday at 12:54 PM

I’m Jan’s hair, the one thing about her that was superior to Marcia...

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by Tigerreply 303Last Saturday at 12:57 PM

Thank you, R301, Now that's an amusement park ride I could really get on and straddle.

Kids, Kay will be taking over while I'm in Ohio.

by Tigerreply 304Last Saturday at 1:02 PM

R303, Sure, Jan.

by Tigerreply 305Last Saturday at 1:05 PM

Eve’s luscious tailbone-length locks really were superior to Maureen’s stringy, dishwater blonde strands.

by Tigerreply 306Last Saturday at 1:12 PM

R299, I peeked. There was NOTHING plain about Marcia's donut... She brushed her hair of gold down there as much as the hair on head.

[Jan's donut, however, looked positively goofy! And she didn't dye it that one time to match the wig.)

by Tigerreply 307Last Saturday at 1:13 PM

More than 300 posts and nobody said it? I'm Pussycat Alice!

by Tigerreply 308Last Saturday at 1:29 PM

R308, I don't get it... I get pussy, but I don't get the Pussycat Alice comment...

by Tigerreply 309Last Saturday at 1:32 PM

R303 & R306 = Eve Plumb

by Tigerreply 310Last Saturday at 1:47 PM

I’m Robert Reed, wishing I’d never given up my regular gig on “Mannix.” I wish I was back on “Mannix”… And when I say “…on Mannix,” I mean ON Mike Connors. He was a real hunk of man… 6’1”, wavy black hair, square jawline, broad shoulders, incredible pecs, hairy chest, treasure trail to die for, full bush, and that private dick had a dick like…

Oh, shit. Alice! You’ll have to launder this pair of shorts I’m wearing again.

by Tigerreply 311Last Saturday at 2:10 PM

Has Meryl called yet...? (I used to have Tom Hanks phone number, until he changed it.)

by Tigerreply 312Last Saturday at 2:41 PM

What kind of idiot loses her godamned precious locket by reaching for god knows what outside of her fucking bedroom window!? I know....

by Tigerreply 313Last Saturday at 2:53 PM

I am Nora Coombs. And I [italic]cheated[/italic]. So there.

(And I also fucked George Glass.}

by Tigerreply 314Last Saturday at 3:05 PM

I am the fake costume store mustache Peter wears in an attempt to look older on a double date with Greg and two slutty girls. We coincidentally are in the same pizza parlor where big spender Mike Brady decides to entertain his visiting Mexican business associate and his wife.

by Tigerreply 315Last Saturday at 3:25 PM

I'm the one hundred strokes each night before bed.

by Tigerreply 316Last Saturday at 3:32 PM

Speak for yourself, R316

by Tigerreply 317Last Saturday at 3:36 PM

I’m Mike, the architect who didn’t design a new house when his family doubled in size.

by Tigerreply 318Last Saturday at 3:37 PM

I'm Mike, the architect's penis that doubled in size whenever I went into the one bedroom with bunk beds and three boys that I DID design...

by Tigerreply 319Last Saturday at 3:43 PM

I'm Mike, propositioning Don Drysdale in the middle school parking lot. I got more out of it than just opening day tickets for Greg.

by Tigerreply 320Last Saturday at 3:46 PM

Your bat is HUGE, Don. Remind me, are you a catcher or a pitcher?

by Tigerreply 321Last Saturday at 3:49 PM

I'm Carol Brady, BEGGING Mike to invite Don Drysdale over to the house for dinner...

by Tigerreply 322Last Saturday at 3:53 PM

No, R31, [italic]I[/italic] am the Grand Canyon...

by Tigerreply 323Last Saturday at 4:10 PM

I'm Mike's untelevised special apology to Joe Namath.

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by Tigerreply 324Last Saturday at 4:11 PM

I'm Mike Brady, asking Joe Namath if we can meet up and wear pantyhose together sometime...

by Tigerreply 325Last Saturday at 4:16 PM

Do you think they'll do a "Brady Bunch Movie 3"? Do you think? Will they? Anyone? (I used to have the guy who played Cliff on "Cheers" phone number, until he changed it.)

by Tigerreply 326Last Saturday at 4:34 PM

I am George Glass. Who the FUCK is Jan Brady?

And does anyone know how I can get in touch with Nora Coombs?

by Tigerreply 327Last Saturday at 5:26 PM

I'm Tim Matheson. Will someone please tell Shelley Long to stop calling me?

by Tigerreply 328Last Saturday at 5:35 PM

R225 See R173

by Tigerreply 329Last Saturday at 5:41 PM

I'm the Kartoon King. I used to be Otis the Drunk in Mayberry. Now I'm just a child molester on TV.

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by Tigerreply 330Last Saturday at 5:52 PM

I'm the fag & hag like chemistry that oozes out of the scenes of Mike and Carol alone together.

by Tigerreply 331Last Saturday at 5:54 PM

I'm Karen Foulkes. You may remember me as Margie Ripple, who had a crush on Peter in the Jan's wig episode. But I also played MURIEL, who also had a crush on Peter, in the talents show episode. Talk about versatility!

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by Tigerreply 332Last Saturday at 5:58 PM

I'm Arthur Owens, new kid at school, and Peter Brady's identical double. We fool everyone when we switch places.

(Everyone but Peter's Dad, Mike Brady, that is. He recognized immediately that my...uh, um, "tiki"... is much, much bigger than Peter's.)

by Tigerreply 333Last Saturday at 6:03 PM

I'm the globs of cum Cindy finds on the bathroom counter. She takes some in her hand to show Alice, and tattles saying, "One of the boys left shampoo all over the sink!"

by Tigerreply 334Last Saturday at 6:12 PM

I'm Alice, confused as hell about Cindy's discovery of gooey "shampoo" on the bathroom counter, because the crusty tube socks I retrieve from under the bunk beds every morning are loaded...

by Tigerreply 335Last Saturday at 6:19 PM

R334, Pork chops and applesauce, Alice?

by Tigerreply 336Last Saturday at 6:23 PM

I'm Helen Crump. No relevance to this thread, whatsoever. I just wandered in when I saw Otis the Drunk's name above. (Who, by the way, likes to wiggle his weenie at Aunt Bee and Opie; that's why he's in jail all the time, not because he's drunk, We're ALL drunk in Mayberry. What the hell else is there to do in Mayberry?) Oh, and while we’re gossiping – Thelma Lou is a [italic]big lez[/italic]. A BIG one. (But, Shhh! Barney doesn’t know.)

Anyway, I’m outta here. I’m looking for the fucking writer who decided to name me Helen [italic]Crump[/italic].

by Tigerreply 337Last Saturday at 6:47 PM

I'm Carol Brady, BEGGING Peter to invite Arthur Owens over to the house for dinner...

I'm Carol Brady, BEGGING Helen Crump to invite Andy over to the house for dinner...


by Tigerreply 338Last Saturday at 7:08 PM

I'm Denise Nickerson. I guest starred in the Arthur Owens/Peter look-a-like episode as Pamela (wearing glasses), one of the girls lady killer Peter Brady double-booked a date with and tried to fool with identical Arthur. Hilarity ensued. I was also a ghost on "Dark Shadows" (I think I made Grayson Hall scream. For no reason; she just liked to scream.) And in the original "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," I was Violet Beauregarde – the OOmpa Loompas (they freaked me out!) rolled me after I became engorged and got big and turned purple!

by Tigerreply 339Last Saturday at 7:58 PM

R339, Greg, Peter, and Bobby B. here. That's funny! Speaking of engorged, getting big, and turning purple – in the clubhouse in the backyard, Dad liked to show us…

Boys! You're not going to tell [italic]that[/italic] story about a man named Brady... – Mike B.

by Tigerreply 340Last Saturday at 8:12 PM

Purple? In our backyard? Do you not know how badly that color will clash with the green of our "grass"?

– Carol Brady, BEGGING Mike to invite me into the clubhouse…

by Tigerreply 341Last Saturday at 8:21 PM

I’m Ken Berry. I know Helen Crump from Mayberry RFD, long before I did the failed pilot with the three racially diverse kids on the Brady Bunch. Too bad that show didn’t go – Brooke Bundy and I had to return the white, black, and yellow boys to the United Colors of Benetton Adoption Agency. Happy ending, though: I heard some well-known TV personality, the Kartoon King, ended up taking them in.

FYI, Helen’s right about Thelma Lou – carpet muncher, extraordinaire! And Howard Sprague? Into scat. And don’t even get me started on Goober…

Oh, hell. I gotta go. Here comes Naomi from “Mama’s Family.” Bubba and I are moving to Skaneateles Lake tonight. This will end in tears.

by Tigerreply 342Last Saturday at 9:11 PM

I’m the egg that Greg smashed trying to prove he’s a better driver than Marcia.

by Tigerreply 343Last Saturday at 10:48 PM

I'm the laugh track played during each episode.

by Tigerreply 344Last Saturday at 11:45 PM

I'm the repetition in this thread.

by Tigerreply 345Last Sunday at 12:32 AM

I'm the hair tonic that turns your hair orange.

The original script called for green, but Robert Reed convinced the writers that orange was more plausible before being written out of this episode. You can tell that's Carol's speech to Bobby were originally Mike's lines.

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by Tigerreply 346Last Sunday at 5:00 AM

R345 see R241.

by Tigerreply 347Last Sunday at 5:21 AM

I’m the sliding door to the family room with no glass in it.

by Tigerreply 348Last Sunday at 5:53 AM

I didn’t exist outside the sliding door either

by Tigerreply 349Last Sunday at 6:10 AM

No, R241 & R345, [italic]I'm[/italic] the repetition in this thread.

I repeat, I'm the repetition in this thread.

by Tigerreply 350Last Sunday at 6:45 AM

If I remember correctly Peter is getting the attention of both chicks too.

by Tigerreply 351Last Sunday at 10:10 AM

What do you mean by attention, R351? Exact words, please.

by Tigerreply 352Last Sunday at 11:30 AM

I’m the judge in the episode where Jackie Coogan claims Carol backed into his car. I’m ALSO the judge in the That Girl episode where Carl Ballantine claims Ann hit him when she was driving Donald’s car.

Try to top THAT.

by Tigerreply 353Last Sunday at 7:48 PM

I'm the tracks this sad train of a thread derailed back in the double digits.

by Tigerreply 354Last Sunday at 8:25 PM

I'm R3's prediction: "This thread will reach 500."

by Tigerreply 355Last Sunday at 8:39 PM

R342: I’m [italic]Diff’rent Strokes[/italic] helping myself to that same basic concept along with some BB episode plots, pre-emptively forfeiting the right to throw shade at [italic]Webster[/italic], which just happened to have the same production company, network, and time slot as BB!

by Tigerreply 356Last Monday at 4:59 AM

I'm the Frontier Scouts bukkake on Mike's face.

by Tigerreply 357Last Monday at 6:11 AM

I’m Alice’s non existent drivers license.

by Tigerreply 358Last Monday at 7:34 AM

I'm Athletic Model Guild porn Alice finds under a false bottom in one of those drawers in that bizarre sideboard of dozens tiny drawers, in the open dining room. I do not below to Mike.

by Tigerreply 359Last Monday at 8:10 AM

I'm Athletic Model Guild porn Alice finds under a false bottom in one of those drawers in that bizarre sideboard of dozens tiny drawers, in the open dining room. I do not below to Mike.

by Tigerreply 360Last Monday at 8:10 AM

I’m Carol’s smelly pussy that Mike won’t eat out.

by Tigerreply 361Last Monday at 6:30 PM

It should look like a pink powder puff.

by Tigerreply 362Last Monday at 6:57 PM

R96 Here is Robbie Rist today:

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by Tigerreply 363Last Tuesday at 10:31 PM

R363 You mean Robbie Limp Rist!

by Tigerreply 364Yesterday at 4:48 AM

The Brady Bunch Characters, Ranked — Somewhat Brutally at Times:

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by Tigerreply 36518 hours ago

R365, that was awful.

by Tigerreply 36618 hours ago

r365 That list is wrong. Jan deserved at least to be ahead of Bobby, Cindy, and Greg. Those three were annoying brats.

by Tigerreply 36717 hours ago
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