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Tom Daley Models Crotchet Trunks He Knitted

What CAN’T this man do?

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by Anonymousreply 72Last Wednesday at 1:09 PM

Shameless whore, showing off her ass crack.

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2020

he seems fun but why he marry that thing???

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2020

I want to fuck his ass hard. Such a cute little pocket bottom. but is he?

by Anonymousreply 310/14/2020

He can’t top, for one thing.

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2020

He's so cute. Still with the old man?

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2020

[quote] Still with the old man?

The old mare?

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by Anonymousreply 610/14/2020

Tom is surrounded every day by hot cock...in the form of his diving teammates. Has Tom had a taste?

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2020

I have an Instagram. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I don’t wanna be a star baby....

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by Anonymousreply 810/14/2020

His recent practice dives with Matty look great ....

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by Anonymousreply 910/15/2020

Wool shrinks.

by Anonymousreply 1010/15/2020

Well, for one thing OP, he can't KNIT crochet trunks. They are crocheted. Knitting is done with two or more needles - crocheting is done with a hook. They are completely different methods of creating fabric.

by Anonymousreply 1110/15/2020

If there’s two things Datalounge knows, it’s mayonnaise and crocheting.

by Anonymousreply 1210/15/2020

[QUOTE] Well, for one thing OP, he can't KNIT crochet trunks. They are crocheted. Knitting is done with two or more needles - crocheting is done with a hook. They are completely different methods of creating fabric.

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 1310/15/2020

MARY! me all you want, R13. Words have meaning.

by Anonymousreply 1410/15/2020

She tries too hard and it's exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 1510/15/2020

I can't believe he's with Lance Black. It still makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 1610/15/2020

Man he is HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 1710/15/2020

He has an IG full of items he crotched.

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by Anonymousreply 1810/15/2020

[QUOTE] I can't believe he's with Lance Black. It still makes no sense.

Apparently DLB got to him right after Tom’s father died and was able to cast some sort of daddy spell on the poor boy which would make him afraid of losing another father should they break up.

by Anonymousreply 1910/15/2020

I hate to break it to you, but perhaps he's not as shallow as he seems (or as shallow as you queens) just perhaps he might actually love DLB

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2020

[QUOTE] just perhaps he might actually love DLB

😂 Yeah right.

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2020

Haha! Horse DLB.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2020

DLb is an oscar winning writer who knows all the power gays and Leo. Wtf does a diver have? A four year shelf life until the next olympics?

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2020

R23, he still has a cute little ass. And dimples.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2020

Is he white?

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2020

[QUOTE] DLb is an oscar winning writer who knows all the power gays and Leo.

😂 That Oscar’s so old, it might as well be in a museum. I would’ve forgotten who he was if not for his marriage to Tom Daley. It’s literally the only reason anyone mentions him.

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2020

The crotchet trunks gotta itch like hell.

by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2020

R3 & R4, in a recent video, DLB said that he & Tom are both versatile.

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2020

He knows how to arch his back

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by Anonymousreply 2910/15/2020

Back when Sam Smith was a man and Sam Smithe won the Oscar for that fucking shite song from James Bond and announced Sam Smith was the first openly gay man to win an Oscar, DLB was seething and had a huge hissy fit tweeting

[quote] "Hey @SamSmithWorld, if you have no idea who I am, it may be time to stop texting my fiancé."

But when Sam Smith came out as non binary and Sam Smith was being fawned over left right and centre, DLB changed his tune.

[quote] But at the annual Virgin Atlantic Attitude Awards, Black used his time on stage to apologize to Smith. "Sam, I am so sorry," he said. “Sometimes I get carried away, and you are a motherfucking blessing of a human being, so thank you.”

But no doubt Tom has a happy life. He’s got a son he adores, he shares co parenting with an old ugly man he doesn’t have to have sex with anymore and can hook up with hot men when he wants. It’s the kind of relationship thousands of trophy wives have had for decades except Tom is the one with the money and fame.

by Anonymousreply 3010/15/2020

Why would a 26 year old hot Olympic diver twunk be happy living the life of a trophy wife? I can’t wrap my mind around it.

by Anonymousreply 3110/16/2020

He married a control freak daddy because he's an insecure boy inside and not that bright.

by Anonymousreply 3210/16/2020

...!

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by Anonymousreply 3310/19/2020

How old is that, R33?

by Anonymousreply 3410/19/2020

Is he what is known as a "pocket gay"?

by Anonymousreply 3510/19/2020

He’s 5’10 so he’s too tall to be a pocket gay.

by Anonymousreply 3610/19/2020

Well damn! I was hoping for a loose weave.

by Anonymousreply 3710/19/2020

Tom would be having my butt babies every 9 months!

by Anonymousreply 3810/19/2020

I fantasize about him and Jack Laugher getting it on when they were younger divers. But like so many others, I don't get his attraction to DLB.

That being said, I'd love to fuck Tom in all sorts of positions!!

by Anonymousreply 3910/19/2020

I’m imagining that DLB has some sort of psychological control over the boy like Dr. Reston had with Elaine on Seinfeld.

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by Anonymousreply 4010/19/2020

R34 He put the photo up on IG yesterday in support of Adidas' campaign for sportswear and shoes that are made from recycled ocean plastics, which this swimsuit is. It could be from awhile back, but Adidas only began their partnership in support of Parley for Oceans five years ago. They've been promoting their five year anniversary recently, so it could also be something related to that.

by Anonymousreply 4110/19/2020

Mary, he's such a Frau! What's next, Eat Pray Love book clubs?!

by Anonymousreply 4210/19/2020

Um, what can't he do? Stop cheating on his husband?

by Anonymousreply 4310/19/2020

Love the tea cozy!

by Anonymousreply 4410/19/2020

R44 = Iola

by Anonymousreply 4510/20/2020

He was a gay boy who was a professional competitive swimmer since he was young won along several medals before he turned 18. He came out shortly after he turned 18 and got hitched at age 20 to a man twice his age. His life is a Hollywood movie in the making.

by Anonymousreply 4610/20/2020

I don't understand why it's so difficult for people to believe that he may actually be in love with DLB. Not everything is about being the hottest, the biggest or the most gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 4710/20/2020

R47, we are DL.

by Anonymousreply 4810/20/2020

R47, we are DL.

by Anonymousreply 4910/20/2020

What do Chris Mears do now that he’s retired?

by Anonymousreply 5010/20/2020

R50 Mears is working as a musician-songwriter and is part of a duo called "Bloodline" with him recently being signed by WanerChappell Music (UK). Photo from August.

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by Anonymousreply 5110/20/2020

Tom's body is a wonderland.

by Anonymousreply 5210/20/2020

Thanks, R51

by Anonymousreply 5310/20/2020

Compilation video of Chris Mears jerking off:

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by Anonymousreply 5410/20/2020

Does Chris Mears have “a” GayforFans?

by Anonymousreply 5510/20/2020

[quote] I don't understand why it's so difficult for people to believe that he may actually be in love with DLB. Not everything is about being the hottest, the biggest or the most gorgeous.

I believe everyone is welcome here on DL, including straight women such as yourself.

by Anonymousreply 5610/20/2020

DLB would have to beat the men off with a stick if Tom started twerking that tight booty in those homemade trunks

by Anonymousreply 5710/20/2020

Both Tom and Mears look lovely yet delicious

by Anonymousreply 5810/20/2020

R57 He shows off his booty in his frequent "DaleyWorkout" exercise videos. In fact, he called Episode 5 his "10 minute Booty Blast."

by Anonymousreply 5910/20/2020

I'm pretty sure that crotchet Speedo would fall right off him if he stood up. It's clear he put no elastic in the waistband.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Wednesday at 4:57 AM

That comment is so pervy.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Wednesday at 5:10 AM

R60 I'd like to see that. Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 62Last Wednesday at 7:21 AM

Sweet ass... Coach is getting hungry.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Wednesday at 9:22 AM

Flatish ass.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Wednesday at 9:31 AM

Wasn't Chris Mears hanging out with Bryan Singer a few years ago?

by Anonymousreply 65Last Wednesday at 9:38 AM

R54 so beautiful

by Anonymousreply 66Last Wednesday at 9:40 AM

R65 Yes.

Also with Liam Riley

by Anonymousreply 67Last Wednesday at 9:41 AM

Bryan Singer was smashing Chris back in his prime.

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by Anonymousreply 68Last Wednesday at 9:44 AM

What can't he do? Deal with his daddy issues

by Anonymousreply 69Last Wednesday at 10:02 AM

[quote] Wasn't Chris Mears hanging out with Bryan Singer a few years ago?

“A few years” being the operative words. He aged out.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Wednesday at 10:03 AM

r68 I heard Bryan introduced Chris to high quality twinky dick in the master bedroom of his home, while Bryan, smoking a pipe, stood in a corner and observed.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Wednesday at 10:04 AM

I hope Tom's next crocheted piece is a G-string with just one thread of yarn up his crack to connect the pouch and the waistband.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Wednesday at 1:09 PM
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