I have already eaten the two giant bags of candy I bought for Halloween

Where do you live? I expect trick-or-treating is cancelled just about everywhere this year.

The Midwest. My plan was to dump it in a cauldron and set it on my doorstep. People will definitely be going out this year, although hopefully they will at least wear masks.

That's why I don't buy it. I have no will power and will do the same thing.

You need help. Next you will be feeding your habit by sticking up trick-or-treaters.

I blame CVS for my binges. I go in for deodorant and come out with giant bags full of fun-size candy bars.

The smaller bars are better!

DL bitches: Trick or Trick!

The smaller bars ARE better! Just as smaller bottles of soft drinks taste better, especially Sprite. Has anyone else noticed, or am I making this up in my head?

It's one thing to be a FAT WHORE - it's another who is a FAT WHORE who eats pure sugar. At least stuff your hole with some chocolate.

You are one step above the fat whore who pigged out and candy corn and almost on par with the fat whore who over-dosed on black licorice.

Fat and happy is no way to go through life, OP!

I love Halloween. I have treat bags of toys to put together and full size candy bars from Costco. We are putting up a 10x10 ten in the driveway and putting a table out with the treats on it. We will sit by the back of the tent. We typically put a bar under the tent and have beer, white and red wine and shots of crown royal for the parents.

Last year these two guys in their early 20s showed up. The one guy was a friend to the other and explained that he had grown up in a fundie home and had never trick or treated before. They were in costumes. I ordered double shots for them and chatted with them for a bit. I thought that was so cool that the friend wanted his friend to experience trick or treating.

I do that every year, usually with those giant bags of every kind of Tootsie Roll.

You type fat OP.

You trick-or-treat fat.

Next time buy the sugar-free Haribo, you won't be eating them all at once without paying a shitty price.

What about giving kids the Haribo sugar free gummies? Hilarity would ensue at homes throughout the neighborhood.

I put up an earlier thread about Halloween candy and only a few people posted, saying no one was buying candy this year. I [italic] knew [/italic] there had to be others buying (and pigging out) on candy this year!

You are a fat whore OP

No, you’re a fat prostitution whore OP.

Gobbling Halloween candy meant for others is a DL tradition!

I feel sorry for the kids this year.

Won’t somebody think of the children?!

It's not safe to take a chance and give kids candy this year, so you did the noble thing by preemptively eating it all yourself.

You know who eats all the candy meant for kids? trump

COVID kills obese people.

I would like to get more candy now.

I love the gays! I'm like, literally, a gay man trapped in a sexy, curvy bod!

Now that that's out of the way, I sincerely hope all 26 of you are planning to abide by the Law of the Teal Pumpkin. You are, aren't you? My #blessings have multiple food sensitivities and as a fierce mama bear, I do NOT appreciate it when they are left out. Like, you do not want to know what happens when someone tries to exclude MY CHILDREN!!

You have been warned.

Play this on your audio set at max volume and people will never come near your house again.

OMFG, R28! This is brilliant! This is how I'm going to get rid of my mother "dropping by".

I love Halloween but I’m not opening the door this year due to Covid which makes me sad. But I have type 2 diabetes so I have to be extra careful.

You type fat, OP.