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Let’s cast the 2020 Election Movie.

Lily Tomlin as Susan Collins.

Edie McClurg as Karen Pence.

Uma Thurman as Melania Trump.

Jennifer Lawrence as Ivanka Trump.

Chrissy Metz as Meghan McCain

Matt Bomer as Hunter Biden

Joe Mantello as Lindsay Graham

by Anonymousreply 122Last Tuesday at 1:22 PM

Can I play judgey Amy?

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2020

Laura Dern as Paula White

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2020

Linda Hunt as Susan Collins

Leslie Jordan as Lindsey Graham

Rebel Wilson as Meghan McCain

Colin Farrell as Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 310/14/2020

Rand Quaide is Rump

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2020

Christopher Plummer as Joe Biden

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2020

Halle Berry as Kamala

by Anonymousreply 610/14/2020

A Keebler elf as Jeff Sessions

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2020

Laverne Cox as Kamala Harris

by Anonymousreply 810/14/2020

Brooke Shields as Kimberly Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 910/14/2020

Jenny McCarthy in a fug brown wig as Kim Guilfoyle

Victoria Justice as Hope Hicks

Brian J Smith as Pete Buttigieg

Bruce Greenwood as Paul Manafort

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2020

Lyle Lovett= Mitch McConnel

by Anonymousreply 1110/14/2020

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

by Anonymousreply 1210/14/2020

Zelda Rubenstein, as Kim Jong.

by Anonymousreply 1310/14/2020

Jamie Lee Curtis as Mike Pence

by Anonymousreply 1410/14/2020

A blobfish as Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 1510/14/2020

Alice Ghostley IS Nancy Pelosi!

by Anonymousreply 1610/14/2020

Bryan Singer as Matt Gaetz

by Anonymousreply 1710/14/2020

John Slattery as Wolf Blitzer

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by Anonymousreply 1810/14/2020

Melissa McCarthy as Tiffany Trump

by Anonymousreply 1910/14/2020

Whoopi Goldberg as some crazy black lady standing in line a mile from her local polling station on election day talking major shit!

by Anonymousreply 2010/14/2020

Harrison Ford as Joe Biden

by Anonymousreply 2110/14/2020

Rob Schneider in a day suit as George Conway

by Anonymousreply 2210/14/2020

*fat suit

by Anonymousreply 2310/14/2020

Kevin Spacey in his acting comeback as the coronavirus

by Anonymousreply 2410/14/2020

Margo Martindale as Susan Collins

by Anonymousreply 2510/14/2020

Marg Helgenberger in a gray fright wig as Joni Ernst

by Anonymousreply 2610/14/2020

Susanna Thompson as Jill Biden

by Anonymousreply 2710/14/2020

Mo’nique and Gabourey Sidibe as Diamond and Silk

by Anonymousreply 2810/14/2020

Paris Hilton as Ivanka Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2910/14/2020

As Melania, it has to be Laura Benanti, Broadway star and semi-regular on Stephen Colbert's [italic]A Late Show[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 3010/14/2020

The ghost of Joseph Goebbels as Kimberly Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 3110/14/2020

r31, sorry, I'll be playing Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by Anonymousreply 3210/14/2020

Ben Affleck as Ben Sasse

by Anonymousreply 3310/17/2020

Chloe Sevigny as Kellyanne. Gwyneth Paltrow as Ivanka.

by Anonymousreply 3410/17/2020

The blonde from 2 Broke Girls as Pigeon Headed Whore Kayleigh MagaNinny

by Anonymousreply 3510/17/2020

Billy Eichner as Brandon "Walk Away Douchegay" Straka

Some random porn whore as Chris "Ivanka-Licking Hairdo Queen" Rushton

The Ghost of Marsha P. Johnson as Mayra "Nodding Town Hall Black Lady" Joli

by Anonymousreply 3610/17/2020

Jan Sport as Savannah Guthrie

by Anonymousreply 3710/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as Tiffany Trump.

by Anonymousreply 3810/17/2020

Brenda Vaccaro as Mother Pence

Marie Osmond as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Suzanne Somers as KellyAnne Conway

Mario Cantone as The Mooch

by Anonymousreply 3910/17/2020

Laura Linney as Mary Trump.

by Anonymousreply 4010/17/2020

Brooke Shields as Melania

Tara Reid as Ivanka

Christine Baranski as Betsy DeVos

Her late husband would have made a perfect John Bolton

by Anonymousreply 4110/17/2020

Kareem Abdul Jabar as Baron Trump

by Anonymousreply 4210/17/2020

The reanimated corpse of Chris Farley as Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 4310/17/2020

Jean Smart as Marsha Blackburn

by Anonymousreply 4410/17/2020

No, Chrissy Metz must play Chris Christie.

by Anonymousreply 4510/17/2020

No, no, no, R42.

TimOTay as Barron Trump.

by Anonymousreply 4610/17/2020

Chris Pratt as a Proud Boy

Ezra Miller as Miss Anne Teefa

by Anonymousreply 4710/17/2020

Amy Adams as Gretchen Whitmer

by Anonymousreply 4810/17/2020

[quote]Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

Gabrielle Carteris as Mary MacLeod Trump

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by Anonymousreply 4910/17/2020

Dirk Dickerdack the hippo as Bill Barr

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by Anonymousreply 5010/17/2020

[quote]Tara Reid as Ivanka

How about Tara Reid as Tara Reade?

by Anonymousreply 5110/17/2020

The congealed contents of a McDonald's deep fryer as Steve Bannon

by Anonymousreply 5210/17/2020

A brunette Brendad Ickson as Kimberly Guilfoyle.

by Anonymousreply 5310/17/2020

Emma Stone as an unrealistically attractive Maria Butina

by Anonymousreply 5410/17/2020

Keith Hamilton Cobb as Cory Booker

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by Anonymousreply 5510/17/2020

Jim Parsons as Pete

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by Anonymousreply 5610/17/2020

Tom Holland as Jacob Wohl

by Anonymousreply 5710/17/2020

Tyler Perry as Cory Booker

by Anonymousreply 5810/17/2020

Beth Grant as a viral racist Karen on YouTube

by Anonymousreply 5910/17/2020

Beverly Leslie as Lindsey Graham...

by Anonymousreply 6010/17/2020

Jim Parsons could be Jared, too.

by Anonymousreply 6110/17/2020

Danny Pintauro as Chasen Buttigieg

Sean Hayes as Pete Buttgieg

by Anonymousreply 6210/17/2020

Mary Carey as Tiffany Trump

Melissa Gilbert as Amy Coney Barrett

by Anonymousreply 6310/17/2020

Rowan Atkinson as Mayor Pete

Linda Hunt as Kim Jong Un

Sophia Vergargle as Melania

Perry Farrell as Milo

The ghost of Jan Hooks as Dee Plorable

Chris Farley's brother as Dan Plorable

Leslie Jordan in a dual role as the Senatrice and Jeff Sessions

Ellen Barkin as Cindy McCain

by Anonymousreply 6410/17/2020

Annette Bening as Elizabeth Warren

Margaret Cho as Andrew Yang

by Anonymousreply 6510/17/2020

Noel Casler as Noel Casler

Sarah Cooper as Sarah Cooper

Candace Owens as Candace Owens

Texas as Florida

by Anonymousreply 6610/17/2020

Kegan Keller as Jared

by Anonymousreply 6710/17/2020

Christopher Walken as Mary Trump

Nicole Kidman as Melania

Christine Baranski as Nancy Pelosi

by Anonymousreply 6810/17/2020

Pinocchio as Trump

by Anonymousreply 6910/17/2020

Angela from 90 day fiancé as Trump

by Anonymousreply 7010/17/2020

Topo Gigio as Jeff Sessions

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by Anonymousreply 7110/17/2020

Miss Goodfeathers as Kayleigh McEnany

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by Anonymousreply 7210/17/2020

Michelle Forbes as Gretchen Whitmer

Sarah Jessica Parker as Kellyanne Conway

Adam Sandler as Rudy Giuliani

by Anonymousreply 7310/17/2020

A big heaping pile of maggot infested SHIT as Donald "fuckface" Trump!

by Anonymousreply 7410/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as A Polling Center.

by Anonymousreply 7510/17/2020

Margot Martindale as Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 7610/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as the Capitol Building!

by Anonymousreply 7710/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as Chris Christie's sister Christy Christie!

by Anonymousreply 7810/17/2020

Pesto Goodfeathers as Kayleigh McEnany

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by Anonymousreply 7910/17/2020

Laverne Cox as Candace Owen's

Roseanne Barr as Bill Barr

by Anonymousreply 8010/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as the Cater-Waiter who keeps eating all the food on the buffet! And no one can figure out how it keeps disappearing!

by Anonymousreply 8110/17/2020

"Joel" as the gay hooker who, horrifyingly, discovers Lindsey's "Little Lady Bugs"!

by Anonymousreply 8210/17/2020

Patrick Wilson as Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 8310/17/2020

Trip Richards as Mitt Romney

(no balls)

by Anonymousreply 8410/17/2020

Carrie Coon as Mary Trump

by Anonymousreply 8510/17/2020

The Michelin Man as Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 8610/17/2020

[quote] Zelda Rubenstein, as Kim Jong.

I have that role locked.

by Anonymousreply 8710/17/2020

Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin.

Reese Witherspoon as Savannah Guthrie.

Frankie Muniz as Jacob Wohl.

by Anonymousreply 8810/17/2020

Wilmer Valderrama as Nestor

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by Anonymousreply 8910/17/2020

BBC below as Lindsey Graham's kompromat.

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by Anonymousreply 9010/17/2020

The rent boys as...well...the rent boys.

by Anonymousreply 9110/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as the dumpster they rented for Clean Up.

by Anonymousreply 9210/17/2020

Tim Reid as Herman Cain

Matt Bomer as JFK Jr

DJ Qualls as a red state schmuck creating QAnon content in his mom's basement

Gerald McRaney as John Cornyn

Matthew Settle as Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 9310/17/2020

You forgot Billy Porter as Mike Pence.

by Anonymousreply 9410/17/2020

Billy Porter isn't camp enough to play Mike Pence

by Anonymousreply 9510/17/2020

Miles Heizer as Madison Cawthorn

by Anonymousreply 9610/17/2020

John Goodman as Sarah “Huckabeast” Sanders...

by Anonymousreply 9710/17/2020

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 9810/17/2020

Alicia Vikander as Ukrainian Hooker #1

by Anonymousreply 9910/17/2020

Jodie Foster as Mary Trump.

by Anonymousreply 10010/17/2020

Margot Robbie with big prosthetic knockers as Stormy Daniels

by Anonymousreply 10110/17/2020

Pam Anderson as Stormy

by Anonymousreply 10210/17/2020

Jonathan the Tortoise as Mitch McConnell

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by Anonymousreply 10310/17/2020

Caitlyn Jenner as Vairst letty and Damian Hurley in a special appearance as the younger VL.

by Anonymousreply 10410/17/2020

Sophia Hutchins (Caitlyn's gal pal) is too young to play Ivanka and prettier than Tiffany.

Is Tiffany still partying beyond a week in Miami for her birthday?

by Anonymousreply 105Last Sunday at 3:18 AM

Kristen Stewart in as Kamala Harris' weird looking and gay voice step daughter Ella Emhoff.

by Anonymousreply 106Last Sunday at 4:30 AM

Porn star Melanie Rios for....Hope.

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by Anonymousreply 107Last Sunday at 7:51 AM

Stormy Daniels as Ivanka....tone her down, tame her hair and she could pull it it would gall Grifter Barbie...

by Anonymousreply 108Last Sunday at 8:19 AM

Jessica Lange......Dr. Deborah Birx

Al Pacino....Dr. Anthony Fauci

by Anonymousreply 109Last Tuesday at 2:48 AM

Lindsay Lohan as Kellyanne Conway

by Anonymousreply 110Last Tuesday at 2:58 AM

Dot-Marie Jones as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by Anonymousreply 111Last Tuesday at 3:04 AM

Teri Hatcher as Governor Gretchen Whitmer

by Anonymousreply 112Last Tuesday at 3:06 AM

R46, Timotay is all sharp angles, whereas Barron has a soft Slavic face.

by Anonymousreply 113Last Tuesday at 3:46 AM

R109, "Say hello to my little virus."

by Anonymousreply 114Last Tuesday at 3:47 AM

Would it be weird if Topher Grace were to star? That would be too weird, right?

He does have just the right sort of smug face for a Republican.

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by Anonymousreply 115Last Tuesday at 4:08 AM

Tony Goldwyn as Douglas Emhoff

Benedict Cumberbatch as Stephen Miller

by Anonymousreply 116Last Tuesday at 11:09 AM

Les Moonves and Julie Chen as Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao

by Anonymousreply 117Last Tuesday at 11:30 AM

Senator Mazie Hirono........Sandra Oh

by Anonymousreply 118Last Tuesday at 1:00 PM

Joan Chen as Maisie Hirono

Chris Evans as the ghost of Beau Biden

by Anonymousreply 119Last Tuesday at 1:02 PM

Mathew Broaderick as Steve Bannon

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by Anonymousreply 120Last Tuesday at 1:17 PM

Matthew needs to stop bathing for ten years and gain 50 pounds

by Anonymousreply 121Last Tuesday at 1:18 PM

[quote] Matthew needs to stop bathing for ten years and gain 50 pounds

I actually like this photo of him. I just think it would be an interesting casting choice.

And, as someone upthread suggested, Sarah-Jessica Parker as Kellyanne Conway...

by Anonymousreply 122Last Tuesday at 1:22 PM
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