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Let’s cast the 2020 Election Movie.

Lily Tomlin as Susan Collins.

Edie McClurg as Karen Pence.

Uma Thurman as Melania Trump.

Jennifer Lawrence as Ivanka Trump.

Chrissy Metz as Meghan McCain

Matt Bomer as Hunter Biden

Joe Mantello as Lindsay Graham

by Anonymousreply 310Last Thursday at 4:11 PM

Can I play judgey Amy?

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2020

Laura Dern as Paula White

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2020

Linda Hunt as Susan Collins

Leslie Jordan as Lindsey Graham

Rebel Wilson as Meghan McCain

Colin Farrell as Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 310/14/2020

Rand Quaide is Rump

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2020

Christopher Plummer as Joe Biden

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2020

Halle Berry as Kamala

by Anonymousreply 610/14/2020

A Keebler elf as Jeff Sessions

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2020

Laverne Cox as Kamala Harris

by Anonymousreply 810/14/2020

Brooke Shields as Kimberly Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 910/14/2020

Jenny McCarthy in a fug brown wig as Kim Guilfoyle

Victoria Justice as Hope Hicks

Brian J Smith as Pete Buttigieg

Bruce Greenwood as Paul Manafort

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2020

Lyle Lovett= Mitch McConnel

by Anonymousreply 1110/14/2020

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

by Anonymousreply 1210/14/2020

Zelda Rubenstein, as Kim Jong.

by Anonymousreply 1310/14/2020

Jamie Lee Curtis as Mike Pence

by Anonymousreply 1410/14/2020

A blobfish as Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 1510/14/2020

Alice Ghostley IS Nancy Pelosi!

by Anonymousreply 1610/14/2020

Bryan Singer as Matt Gaetz

by Anonymousreply 1710/14/2020

John Slattery as Wolf Blitzer

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by Anonymousreply 1810/14/2020

Melissa McCarthy as Tiffany Trump

by Anonymousreply 1910/14/2020

Whoopi Goldberg as some crazy black lady standing in line a mile from her local polling station on election day talking major shit!

by Anonymousreply 2010/14/2020

Harrison Ford as Joe Biden

by Anonymousreply 2110/14/2020

Rob Schneider in a day suit as George Conway

by Anonymousreply 2210/14/2020

*fat suit

by Anonymousreply 2310/14/2020

Kevin Spacey in his acting comeback as the coronavirus

by Anonymousreply 2410/14/2020

Margo Martindale as Susan Collins

by Anonymousreply 2510/14/2020

Marg Helgenberger in a gray fright wig as Joni Ernst

by Anonymousreply 2610/14/2020

Susanna Thompson as Jill Biden

by Anonymousreply 2710/14/2020

Mo’nique and Gabourey Sidibe as Diamond and Silk

by Anonymousreply 2810/14/2020

Paris Hilton as Ivanka Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2910/14/2020

As Melania, it has to be Laura Benanti, Broadway star and semi-regular on Stephen Colbert's [italic]A Late Show[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 3010/14/2020

The ghost of Joseph Goebbels as Kimberly Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 3110/14/2020

r31, sorry, I'll be playing Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by Anonymousreply 3210/14/2020

Ben Affleck as Ben Sasse

by Anonymousreply 3310/17/2020

Chloe Sevigny as Kellyanne. Gwyneth Paltrow as Ivanka.

by Anonymousreply 3410/17/2020

The blonde from 2 Broke Girls as Pigeon Headed Whore Kayleigh MagaNinny

by Anonymousreply 3510/17/2020

Billy Eichner as Brandon "Walk Away Douchegay" Straka

Some random porn whore as Chris "Ivanka-Licking Hairdo Queen" Rushton

The Ghost of Marsha P. Johnson as Mayra "Nodding Town Hall Black Lady" Joli

by Anonymousreply 3610/17/2020

Jan Sport as Savannah Guthrie

by Anonymousreply 3710/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as Tiffany Trump.

by Anonymousreply 3810/17/2020

Brenda Vaccaro as Mother Pence

Marie Osmond as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Suzanne Somers as KellyAnne Conway

Mario Cantone as The Mooch

by Anonymousreply 3910/17/2020

Laura Linney as Mary Trump.

by Anonymousreply 4010/17/2020

Brooke Shields as Melania

Tara Reid as Ivanka

Christine Baranski as Betsy DeVos

Her late husband would have made a perfect John Bolton

by Anonymousreply 4110/17/2020

Kareem Abdul Jabar as Baron Trump

by Anonymousreply 4210/17/2020

The reanimated corpse of Chris Farley as Trump.

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Jean Smart as Marsha Blackburn

by Anonymousreply 4410/17/2020

No, Chrissy Metz must play Chris Christie.

by Anonymousreply 4510/17/2020

No, no, no, R42.

TimOTay as Barron Trump.

by Anonymousreply 4610/17/2020

Chris Pratt as a Proud Boy

Ezra Miller as Miss Anne Teefa

by Anonymousreply 4710/17/2020

Amy Adams as Gretchen Whitmer

by Anonymousreply 4810/17/2020

[quote]Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

Gabrielle Carteris as Mary MacLeod Trump

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Dirk Dickerdack the hippo as Bill Barr

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by Anonymousreply 5010/17/2020

[quote]Tara Reid as Ivanka

How about Tara Reid as Tara Reade?

by Anonymousreply 5110/17/2020

The congealed contents of a McDonald's deep fryer as Steve Bannon

by Anonymousreply 5210/17/2020

A brunette Brendad Ickson as Kimberly Guilfoyle.

by Anonymousreply 5310/17/2020

Emma Stone as an unrealistically attractive Maria Butina

by Anonymousreply 5410/17/2020

Keith Hamilton Cobb as Cory Booker

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by Anonymousreply 5510/17/2020

Jim Parsons as Pete

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by Anonymousreply 5610/17/2020

Tom Holland as Jacob Wohl

by Anonymousreply 5710/17/2020

Tyler Perry as Cory Booker

by Anonymousreply 5810/17/2020

Beth Grant as a viral racist Karen on YouTube

by Anonymousreply 5910/17/2020

Beverly Leslie as Lindsey Graham...

by Anonymousreply 6010/17/2020

Jim Parsons could be Jared, too.

by Anonymousreply 6110/17/2020

Danny Pintauro as Chasen Buttigieg

Sean Hayes as Pete Buttgieg

by Anonymousreply 6210/17/2020

Mary Carey as Tiffany Trump

Melissa Gilbert as Amy Coney Barrett

by Anonymousreply 6310/17/2020

Rowan Atkinson as Mayor Pete

Linda Hunt as Kim Jong Un

Sophia Vergargle as Melania

Perry Farrell as Milo

The ghost of Jan Hooks as Dee Plorable

Chris Farley's brother as Dan Plorable

Leslie Jordan in a dual role as the Senatrice and Jeff Sessions

Ellen Barkin as Cindy McCain

by Anonymousreply 6410/17/2020

Annette Bening as Elizabeth Warren

Margaret Cho as Andrew Yang

by Anonymousreply 6510/17/2020

Noel Casler as Noel Casler

Sarah Cooper as Sarah Cooper

Candace Owens as Candace Owens

Texas as Florida

by Anonymousreply 6610/17/2020

Kegan Keller as Jared

by Anonymousreply 6710/17/2020

Christopher Walken as Mary Trump

Nicole Kidman as Melania

Christine Baranski as Nancy Pelosi

by Anonymousreply 6810/17/2020

Pinocchio as Trump

by Anonymousreply 6910/17/2020

Angela from 90 day fiancé as Trump

by Anonymousreply 7010/17/2020

Topo Gigio as Jeff Sessions

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by Anonymousreply 7110/17/2020

Miss Goodfeathers as Kayleigh McEnany

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by Anonymousreply 7210/17/2020

Michelle Forbes as Gretchen Whitmer

Sarah Jessica Parker as Kellyanne Conway

Adam Sandler as Rudy Giuliani

by Anonymousreply 7310/17/2020

A big heaping pile of maggot infested SHIT as Donald "fuckface" Trump!

by Anonymousreply 7410/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as A Polling Center.

by Anonymousreply 7510/17/2020

Margot Martindale as Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 7610/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as the Capitol Building!

by Anonymousreply 7710/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as Chris Christie's sister Christy Christie!

by Anonymousreply 7810/17/2020

Pesto Goodfeathers as Kayleigh McEnany

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by Anonymousreply 7910/17/2020

Laverne Cox as Candace Owen's

Roseanne Barr as Bill Barr

by Anonymousreply 8010/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as the Cater-Waiter who keeps eating all the food on the buffet! And no one can figure out how it keeps disappearing!

by Anonymousreply 8110/17/2020

"Joel" as the gay hooker who, horrifyingly, discovers Lindsey's "Little Lady Bugs"!

by Anonymousreply 8210/17/2020

Patrick Wilson as Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 8310/17/2020

Trip Richards as Mitt Romney

(no balls)

by Anonymousreply 8410/17/2020

Carrie Coon as Mary Trump

by Anonymousreply 8510/17/2020

The Michelin Man as Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 8610/17/2020

[quote] Zelda Rubenstein, as Kim Jong.

I have that role locked.

by Anonymousreply 8710/17/2020

Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin.

Reese Witherspoon as Savannah Guthrie.

Frankie Muniz as Jacob Wohl.

by Anonymousreply 8810/17/2020

Wilmer Valderrama as Nestor

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BBC below as Lindsey Graham's kompromat.

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by Anonymousreply 9010/17/2020

The rent boys as...well...the rent boys.

by Anonymousreply 9110/17/2020

Chrissy Metz as the dumpster they rented for Clean Up.

by Anonymousreply 9210/17/2020

Tim Reid as Herman Cain

Matt Bomer as JFK Jr

DJ Qualls as a red state schmuck creating QAnon content in his mom's basement

Gerald McRaney as John Cornyn

Matthew Settle as Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 9310/17/2020

You forgot Billy Porter as Mike Pence.

by Anonymousreply 9410/17/2020

Billy Porter isn't camp enough to play Mike Pence

by Anonymousreply 9510/17/2020

Miles Heizer as Madison Cawthorn

by Anonymousreply 9610/17/2020

John Goodman as Sarah “Huckabeast” Sanders...

by Anonymousreply 9710/17/2020

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 9810/17/2020

Alicia Vikander as Ukrainian Hooker #1

by Anonymousreply 9910/17/2020

Jodie Foster as Mary Trump.

by Anonymousreply 10010/17/2020

Margot Robbie with big prosthetic knockers as Stormy Daniels

by Anonymousreply 10110/17/2020

Pam Anderson as Stormy

by Anonymousreply 10210/17/2020

Jonathan the Tortoise as Mitch McConnell

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by Anonymousreply 10310/17/2020

Caitlyn Jenner as Vairst letty and Damian Hurley in a special appearance as the younger VL.

by Anonymousreply 10410/17/2020

Sophia Hutchins (Caitlyn's gal pal) is too young to play Ivanka and prettier than Tiffany.

Is Tiffany still partying beyond a week in Miami for her birthday?

by Anonymousreply 10510/18/2020

Kristen Stewart in as Kamala Harris' weird looking and gay voice step daughter Ella Emhoff.

by Anonymousreply 10610/18/2020

Porn star Melanie Rios for....Hope.

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by Anonymousreply 10710/18/2020

Stormy Daniels as Ivanka....tone her down, tame her hair and she could pull it off...plus it would gall Grifter Barbie...

by Anonymousreply 10810/18/2020

Jessica Lange......Dr. Deborah Birx

Al Pacino....Dr. Anthony Fauci

by Anonymousreply 10910/20/2020

Lindsay Lohan as Kellyanne Conway

by Anonymousreply 11010/20/2020

Dot-Marie Jones as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by Anonymousreply 11110/20/2020

Teri Hatcher as Governor Gretchen Whitmer

by Anonymousreply 11210/20/2020

R46, Timotay is all sharp angles, whereas Barron has a soft Slavic face.

by Anonymousreply 11310/20/2020

R109, "Say hello to my little virus."

by Anonymousreply 11410/20/2020

Would it be weird if Topher Grace were to star? That would be too weird, right?

He does have just the right sort of smug face for a Republican.

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Tony Goldwyn as Douglas Emhoff

Benedict Cumberbatch as Stephen Miller

by Anonymousreply 11610/20/2020

Les Moonves and Julie Chen as Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao

by Anonymousreply 11710/20/2020

Senator Mazie Hirono........Sandra Oh

by Anonymousreply 11810/20/2020

Joan Chen as Maisie Hirono

Chris Evans as the ghost of Beau Biden

by Anonymousreply 11910/20/2020

Mathew Broaderick as Steve Bannon

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by Anonymousreply 12010/20/2020

Matthew needs to stop bathing for ten years and gain 50 pounds

by Anonymousreply 12110/20/2020

[quote] Matthew needs to stop bathing for ten years and gain 50 pounds

I actually like this photo of him. I just think it would be an interesting casting choice.

And, as someone upthread suggested, Sarah-Jessica Parker as Kellyanne Conway...

by Anonymousreply 12210/20/2020

-Uzo Aduba as Stacey Abrams

-Steve Martin as Dr. Fauci

-Emma Stone as Ashley Biden

by Anonymousreply 12311/09/2020

Bobby Cannavale IS Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 12411/09/2020

Whoever suggested Laura Linney as Handmaiden Amy--PERFECT!

by Anonymousreply 12511/09/2020

Julia Roberts as Kamela Harris

by Anonymousreply 12611/09/2020

Most of rural Kentucky for trump mobs

by Anonymousreply 12711/09/2020

Broadway actress Laura Benanti has been the best Melania.

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by Anonymousreply 12811/09/2020

Elton John as Bill Barr, who else!

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Race Bannon as Mike Pence.

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by Anonymousreply 13011/09/2020

This guy as Steve Bannon.

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by Anonymousreply 13111/09/2020

Pauly Shore as Stephen Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 13211/09/2020

This dog, as Ivanka Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 13311/09/2020

Jonathan Groff as Conor Lamb

Tania Raymonde as AOC

Julian Morris as Jon Ossoff

Corey Stoll as Mark Kelly

by Anonymousreply 13411/09/2020

Most of the people listed, look nothing like the people they are portraying.

This isn't even funny: "Julia Roberts as Kamela Harris"

by Anonymousreply 13511/09/2020

Benedict Cumberbatch looks NOTHING like Stephen Miller.

by Anonymousreply 13611/09/2020

John Belushi as The Huckabeast.

by Anonymousreply 13711/09/2020

r135, I assume it's a reference to the "Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman" thread.

by Anonymousreply 13811/09/2020

running joke on DL r135 Get over yourself and take the stick out of your ass

by Anonymousreply 13911/10/2020

Scott Baio as the adult bookstore owner.

by Anonymousreply 14011/10/2020

A Betty White cameo as the snarky octogenarian drive-thru worker at Burger King

by Anonymousreply 14111/10/2020

Armond Rizzo as Briscoe Cheerleader-Lawyer-Asshole

by Anonymousreply 14211/10/2020

R109 Your choices are excellent. Makeup and wardrobe would help a great deal and their talent would easily pull it off.

by Anonymousreply 14311/10/2020

Gerard Depardieu as 45, Barr, Christie, Bannon, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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Mama June as Mother Pence

by Anonymousreply 14511/14/2020

The reanimated corpse of Walter Mercado in a brown wig as Kimberly Guilfoyle.

by Anonymousreply 14611/15/2020

[quote]running joke on DL [R135] Get over yourself and take the stick out of your ass

Get that ARM out of YOUR ass!

by Anonymousreply 14711/16/2020

Jennifer Garner as Kimberly Guilfoyle

Martin Freeman as VP Pence

Christine Baranski as Betsy DeVos

Michael Boatman as Cory Booker

Lecy Goranson as Kellyanne Conway

Ron Rifkin as Dr. Fauci

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^ I'm liking the Rifkin as Fauci suggestion!

by Anonymousreply 14911/18/2020

Thanks. Rifkin's a good actor and has a reasonably good likeness.

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Lindsey Vonn as Ivanka

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Rebel Wilson as Tiffany Trump

by Anonymousreply 15211/18/2020

[quote]Lecy Goranson as Kellyanne Conway

Scratch that. I want Laura Dern instead.

by Anonymousreply 15311/18/2020

Stephen Root as Seb Gorka

by Anonymousreply 15411/18/2020

Cush Jumbo as Kamala Harris

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Anthony Mackie as Barack Obama

I like Harrison Ford as Biden

Rosario Dawson as Kamala Harris

A piece of shit as Trump

by Anonymousreply 15611/18/2020

Ann Dowd as Amy Klobuchar

by Anonymousreply 15711/18/2020

Ruth Gordon (if she were alive) as RBG.

by Anonymousreply 15811/18/2020

Lindsay Wagner as Marianne Williamson

by Anonymousreply 15911/18/2020

Don Johnson and Cybill Shepherd as the McCloskeys

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Anthony LaPaglia as Devin Nunes

Enrico Colantoni as Giuliani

I love Colantoni, but it would be a good, juicy role and worth playing a creep.

by Anonymousreply 16111/18/2020

Amy Schumer

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Meant Amy Schumer as Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

by Anonymousreply 16311/18/2020

Roseanne Barr as the crazy MAGA lady with her face pressed against the glass door at the Wisconsin Capitol building.

by Anonymousreply 16411/18/2020

Stacy Haiduk as SD Governor Kristi Noem

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Bonnie Hunt as Elizabeth Warren

Ben Platt as Cole Emhoff

by Anonymousreply 16611/18/2020

Patti Lupone as Patti Lupone.

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Colleen Camp as Emily Murphy, Administrator of the GSA

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John Goodman as Emily Murphy

by Anonymousreply 16911/18/2020

Edward Norton as Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 17011/18/2020

Steve Schirripa (Bobby Bacala / Sopranos) as Chris Christie.

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Laura Dern as Melania. Dern would have to dial back her earnestness & act more aloof, though.

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Aida Turturro as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by Anonymousreply 17311/18/2020

Russell Crowe, coaxed out of retirement for the role of Steve Bannon.

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Brett Butler IS Southern State poll watcher #2

by Anonymousreply 17511/18/2020

Jennifer Garner as Mother Pence.

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Faye Dunaway as an anti-masker getting dragged out of a Whole Foods

by Anonymousreply 17711/18/2020

Grace Slick as old hippie giving middle finger out window of her Tesla to Trump supporter waving flag in Beverly Hills. George Lopez plays the bused in Trump supporter. Brendad Ickson makes cameo as herself in the crowd of Trump supporters.

by Anonymousreply 17811/18/2020

Corey Mendell Parker as Ben Carson

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For the tennis queens ...

Tracy Austin as Jill Biden

by Anonymousreply 18011/18/2020

Vampira as Amy Coney Barrett

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Patricia Arquette as Cindy McCain

by Anonymousreply 18211/18/2020

Roseanne Barr as AG William Barr

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Josh Gad as Emily Murphy

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John Cullum as General Mattis

by Anonymousreply 18511/18/2020

Donal Logue as Chris Krebs

by Anonymousreply 18611/18/2020

Jim Caviezel as Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 18711/18/2020

Chris Krebs is a hero and should be played by a leading man type-- Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 18811/18/2020

Bebe Neuwirth (with makeup) as Ruth Bader Ginsburg

by Anonymousreply 18911/18/2020

Michael Kostroff as Nate Silver

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Fred flintsone as Justice Cavanaugh Barbie’s little sister Midge (with blonde hair) as Kaylee (Please google - my sisters had this doll it’s a dead ringer) Borat as Chris Cuomo Santa Claus as Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 19111/18/2020

Kirstie Alley as Bill Barr.

by Anonymousreply 19211/18/2020

Vincent D'Onofrio as Louis DeJoy

Tuc Watkins as Sen Whitehouse at Amy Barrett's hearing

Finn Wittrock as Steve Kornacki on 2 hrs of sleep

by Anonymousreply 19311/19/2020

Hear me out here...Timothee Chalamet as Don Jr. He'd get his Oscar for sure.

by Anonymousreply 19411/19/2020

Me do Secretary Elaine Chao, Mitch spouse, real good.

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Can do Rebekah Mercer.

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Elpido Valdés as Nestor

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Midge

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Who is Midge playing? Ivanka?

by Anonymousreply 19911/19/2020

Who is Melissa Beth Miller playing?

by Anonymousreply 20011/19/2020

Wallace Shawn as DeJoy

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by Anonymousreply 20111/19/2020

[quote]Who is Melissa Beth Miller playing?

The Huckabeast.

by Anonymousreply 20211/19/2020

David Strathairn as Sec'y of State Raffensperger

by Anonymousreply 20311/19/2020

Bill Paterson as Mitch McConnell

Loren Dean as TX Governor Greg Abbott

Oliver Platt as TX Att'y Gen'l Ken Paxton

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Laura Dern as Kelly Anne Conway

Oliver Platt as George Conway

Chloe Moretz as Claudia Conway

by Anonymousreply 20511/19/2020

John Travolta as Mike Pompeo

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Glennie as George Washington in flashback.

by Anonymousreply 20711/19/2020

Midge as Kayleigh McEnany

by Anonymousreply 20811/19/2020

Janel Parrish as Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo

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Paris Hilton as Kayleigh McEnany

Nosferatu as Stephen Miller

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I thought Nosferatu was playing Giuliani?

by Anonymousreply 21111/19/2020

Patrick Fugit as Anthony Scaramucci

by Anonymousreply 21211/19/2020

Kathy Bates as Mother Pence

by Anonymousreply 21311/19/2020

Brad Pitt as Steve Bannon.

He heroically gains 50 pounds for the role.

by Anonymousreply 21411/19/2020

Mel Gibson as Lindsay Graham.

by Anonymousreply 21511/19/2020

R194

I agree. They're both Capricorns, too.

by Anonymousreply 21611/19/2020

I actually think Timothee Chalumet as Jared. He's as skinny as Jared.

by Anonymousreply 21711/19/2020

Pauley Shore as Stephen Miller.

by Anonymousreply 21811/19/2020

I will gladly do Mitch, but no sex scenes.

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Betty White as Dianne Feinstein.

by Anonymousreply 22011/19/2020

Cicely Tyson as Maxine Waters

by Anonymousreply 22111/19/2020

R215, these days Mel could pass as Steve Bannon. Dude didn't age well.

by Anonymousreply 22211/19/2020

Peter Graves as Air Force One pilot.

"Jared, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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Rhys Ifans as Boris Johnson

by Anonymousreply 22411/19/2020

Lena Heady as Kim Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 22511/19/2020

Miss Piggy as Kim Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 22611/19/2020

The Gollum as Trump

by Anonymousreply 22711/19/2020

Josh Meyers as Eric Trump

by Anonymousreply 22811/19/2020

Mimi Kennedy as Susan Collins

Leslie Jordan as The Senatrice

Clint Eastwood as Joe Biden

Jamie Dornan as Mayor Pete

Bill Skarsgard as Jared Kushner

Taylor Swift as Ivanka

Titus Welliver as Mike Pence

by Anonymousreply 22911/19/2020

R229

Not Clint Eastwood! He's a Rethuglican, isn't he?

by Anonymousreply 23011/19/2020

Amanda Seifried as Covid Barbie

Diane Ladd as Miss Lindsey Graham

by Anonymousreply 23111/19/2020

Rami Malek as Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot

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Audra McDonald as Val Demings

by Anonymousreply 23311/19/2020

Alex Russell as Pete Buttigieg

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Andy Lau and Andrew Yang

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Jack Quaid as Jon Ossof

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by Anonymousreply 23611/19/2020

G as Rudy Guiliani. No make-up required. *snicker*

by Anonymousreply 23711/19/2020

Jessica Chastain as Smellyanne Conway

Mike Myers as Pete Buttigieg

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Nick Jonas + 10 years as Dr. Sean Conley

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Rosario Dawson as NY A.G. Letitia James

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Scoche Marin as. Katherine Shepherd Reynolds Chancellor Thurston Sterling Murphy

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by Anonymousreply 24111/20/2020

^ BITCH STOLE OUR LOOK!!

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Madonna as Melania.

by Anonymousreply 24311/20/2020

Madonna would be better as Ivana

by Anonymousreply 24411/20/2020

R244

Too old.

by Anonymousreply 24511/21/2020

r245 Ivana Trump is 71.

by Anonymousreply 24611/21/2020

R246

Sorry. I thought she said Ivanka.

by Anonymousreply 24711/21/2020

Alice as Trump lawyer Sidney Powell.

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Caitlyn Jenner as Sidney Powell.

Btw, is Sidney transgender?

by Anonymousreply 24911/22/2020

ewwwww no uma guma puma therman in anything plz...

by Anonymousreply 25011/22/2020

Adam Brody as Jon Ossoff

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by Anonymousreply 25111/22/2020

It should be called Shitler: the Rise of Evil

by Anonymousreply 25201/03/2021

Rosie O as Steve Bannon

Frances Conroy from Six Feet Under as Dr. Scarf Lady Birx

by Anonymousreply 25301/03/2021

-The ghost of Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Steve Bannon.

-Rowan Atkinson as Mayor Pete

-Chris Pratt as a generic proud boy.

-Kevin James as Mike Pompeo

-Laverne Cox as Candace Owens

-Allison Janney in an Oscar-worthy performance as a Midwest caterer who lost everything to COVID and is denied PPP, but the MAGAt Denny’s franchise owner down the street from her(played by Christina Applegate) got a PPP.

-Kristen Bell as a Walmart Karen

-Samuel L. Jackson as Herman Cain

-Regina King in heels and lifts as Michelle Obama

-Shakira in a dark wig as Melanja

-A discarded mannequin from Frederick’s of Hollywood as Kimberly Gargoyle

by Anonymousreply 25401/03/2021

Just do what SNL does and have Kate McKinnon play every fucking role.

by Anonymousreply 25501/03/2021

If we are casting ghosts then I want Irene Ryan aka Granny Clampett to come back and play Jeff Sessions.

by Anonymousreply 25601/03/2021

Barrie Youngfellow as Jan, a waitress in a restaurant in Trump Tower. Her daughter, Ellen, who now goes by Elliot will be played by Joe Mangianello.

by Anonymousreply 25701/03/2021

Shaun Cassidy as Paul Manafort.

by Anonymousreply 25801/03/2021

[quote] Laverne Cox as Candace Owens

100% this just to cue the meltdown!

The movie wouldn't even need to have an advertising budget since it would get publicity non-stop on Faux, Newsmax, Daily Caller, etc...

by Anonymousreply 25901/04/2021

"Just do what SNL does and have Kate McKinnon play every fucking role."

She might be a little too butch to play Jared

by Anonymousreply 26001/04/2021

Liberace would be too butch to play Jared.

by Anonymousreply 26101/06/2021

Jim Parsons as Jared

by Anonymousreply 26201/06/2021

Alan Alda as Rudy Giuliani.

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by Anonymousreply 26301/06/2021

Tara Reed as Kelly Ann Conway.

by Anonymousreply 26401/06/2021

Ryan Reynolds as Senator Josh Hawley.

by Anonymousreply 26501/06/2021

Jake Angeli, getting his big break as Jake Angeli

by Anonymousreply 26601/06/2021

Laura Dern as “Rev.” Paula White-Cain.

by Anonymousreply 26701/06/2021

Ryan Reynolds as Brett Kavanaugh.

by Anonymousreply 26801/06/2021

Datalounge queens as extras needed to play old hillbillies and rednecks in their 50s and 60s.

by Anonymousreply 26901/06/2021

Claire Danes as Ashli Babbit

by Anonymousreply 27001/06/2021

Brad Pitt as the hillbilly who sat at Nancy Pelosi's desk and called her a B****

by Anonymousreply 27101/06/2021

KellyAnne Conway to play Ivanka Trump. Politics has NOT been kind to Princess Trump. She's aged in the last six months.

by Anonymousreply 27201/06/2021

Leslie Jones from SNL to play Stacey Abrams

by Anonymousreply 27301/06/2021

Will Smith as Rev. Raphael Warnock

by Anonymousreply 27401/06/2021

Timothee Chalumet as Jon Ossof.

by Anonymousreply 27501/06/2021

Denzel Washington as Barack Obama

by Anonymousreply 27601/06/2021

Christopher Walken as Trey Gowdy.

by Anonymousreply 27701/06/2021

Jon Voigt as Lindsey Graham.

by Anonymousreply 27801/06/2021

Tilda Swinton as Trey Gowdy

by Anonymousreply 27901/06/2021

Thought this was for a remake of Election.

by Anonymousreply 28001/06/2021

Logan Lerman as Jon Ossoff

Wendell Pierce as Raphael Warnock

Jennifer Hudson as Stacey Abrams

Elizabeth Olsen as Captain Emily Rainey

Jennifer Garner as Ashli Babbitt

and Ronan Farrow as himself.

by Anonymousreply 281Last Monday at 8:10 AM

Dale Dickey as Ashli Babbitt

by Anonymousreply 282Last Monday at 8:20 AM

Sandra Bernhard as Kellyanne Conway Carnie Wilson as Tara Reade Frances Fisher as Marla Maples

by Anonymousreply 283Last Monday at 8:29 AM

Laura Dern would be Kelly Loeffler. Uncanny resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 284Last Monday at 8:30 AM

Nancy Pelosi needs to be someone who can be older woman/bad ass; even though there isn't a physical resemblance, I vote Helen Mirren

by Anonymousreply 285Last Monday at 8:31 AM

A sack of flour wearing glasses as Anderson Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 286Last Monday at 9:18 AM

In the closing scene we see Jacob Tremblay being groomed as Future Proud Boys leader.

by Anonymousreply 287Last Monday at 9:24 AM

Tim Blake Nelson as Peter Thiel

Dane DeHaan as Barron Trump

by Anonymousreply 288Last Monday at 9:47 AM

Alfre Woodard as Maxine Waters.

by Anonymousreply 289Last Monday at 10:36 AM

John Voight as Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 290Last Monday at 10:47 AM

Reese Witherspoon attempting to pass as early 30s as COVID MAGAtitties

by Anonymousreply 291Last Monday at 11:14 AM

Jaleel White as Miss Don Lemon

by Anonymousreply 292Last Monday at 11:18 AM

Mason Reese as the gay porn bottom caught at the riots

by Anonymousreply 293Last Monday at 11:52 AM

In an Oscar bait role, Ben Affleck will grow a ZZ Top beard to play Camp Auschwitz

by Anonymousreply 294Last Monday at 11:54 AM

Amy Schumer as Tiff Trump

by Anonymousreply 295Last Monday at 11:56 AM

Elliott Page as Phil Mattingly

by Anonymousreply 296Last Monday at 1:17 PM

Sandra Oh as Senator Mazie Hirono.

by Anonymousreply 297Last Monday at 3:28 PM

Nathan Lane as AG Bill Barr

by Anonymousreply 298Last Monday at 3:34 PM

Viola Davis as long suffering Washington DC mayor Muriel Bowser. The role will include a sexual awakening among the chaos of the election and it's aftermath as a character arc.

by Anonymousreply 299Last Monday at 3:36 PM

Armie as Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 300Last Monday at 3:54 PM

R279- Ha!

by Anonymousreply 301Last Monday at 3:56 PM

[quote]If we are casting ghosts then I want Irene Ryan aka Granny Clampett to come back and play Jeff Sessions.

And then we must get Laura Hope Crews to play Miss Lindsey.

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by Anonymousreply 302Last Monday at 3:57 PM

Sally Field as Nancy Pelosi.

by Anonymousreply 303Last Monday at 3:57 PM

Ms Faye Dunaway as a Florida senior that turned on Trump this election who ends up also being one of the ones that camps out overnight for the vaccine.

by Anonymousreply 304Last Monday at 4:16 PM

Donal Logue and Jack Black as MAGA militants.

by Anonymousreply 305Last Monday at 5:02 PM

Shia LeBeouf as Zip Tie Guy

Melissa McCarthy as Zip Tie's Mom

by Anonymousreply 306Last Monday at 5:16 PM

Whoppi Goldberg as Sheila Jackson Lee.

by Anonymousreply 307Last Tuesday at 6:09 AM

Jonah Hill chin down as Rudolph Guliani

by Anonymousreply 308Last Wednesday at 7:17 PM

Sue Sarandon as DL fave Glo Borger.

by Anonymousreply 309Last Thursday at 4:09 PM

Kevin McHale as Madison Cawthorn

by Anonymousreply 310Last Thursday at 4:11 PM
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