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Armie Hammer reveals the roots of his inner turmoil, he's obsessed with fucking Timothee Chalamet

In his latest social media highjinks, Hammer suggested wanting to get dicked down by Chalamet and professed his love. He missed coming out day unfortunately but maybe next year. Meanwhile, Timothee has blatantly ignored his thirst. Does he stand a chance?

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by Anonymousreply 274Last Saturday at 10:29 AM

The above was interpreted by a string of emojis.

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2020

Boring rich guy is a bottom for rat-faced men who only occasionally shower.

Almost interesting...

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2020

[quote]who only occasionally shower

?

by Anonymousreply 310/14/2020

His delusional fans have no idea he is simply mocking/toying with them.

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2020

R4 which fans and how? What's more interesting though is if you're right he must be thoroughly obsessed with Timothee's fans to bother mocking them. Which might be the case given what he's done in the past.

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2020

[quote]the Oscar-winning, queer-themed film Call Me by Your Name

No. Gay or bi. Not "queer."

by Anonymousreply 610/14/2020

Timothee must be weirded out at this point. In the past few months Hammer has followed his friend Stephane on his birthday (no follow back), allegedly sent in some blind gossip about his love life and now this over the top weirdness. He's losing it. Stay in Italy Timothee, where you are safe.

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2020

I feel sorry for Armie

by Anonymousreply 810/14/2020

R8 Yeah, he's pretty screwed up. He can't even have a normal interaction with someone he worked with in the past without degrading himself. His every waking breath I'd consumed by Timothee and Timothee fans. His was one of the first posts. He reacted in a triggered fashion.

by Anonymousreply 910/14/2020

I saw this comment whilst scrolling thru IG...I guess the IG algorithm shows comments from "famous people" even if you don't follow them, as I see a comment from Michelle Kwan on every fucking post from Joe Biden (apparently she works for his campaign in some capacity). Either way, when a celeb of all people comments in such a desperate fashion, it looks...well, desperate. Either for attention, attention, or more attention.

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2020

Did y'all notice Josh Brolin also commented "Stud"? All these closet bisexual dudes wanna bang the Twink. I never really saw the appeal in Timothy 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 1110/14/2020

I just read that emoji vomit as Armie LARPing as a demented Timmy stan.

He hates those bitches. Everyone does.

by Anonymousreply 1210/14/2020

Can someone translate?

by Anonymousreply 1310/14/2020

He’ll probably fuck him if only to get him to shut the fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 1410/14/2020

I have to say I'm not convinced this therapy is working.

by Anonymousreply 1510/14/2020

[quote]I just read that emoji vomit as Armie LARPing as a demented Timmy stan.

LOL it could be, but he has been posting thirsty comments on pics of other male colleagues

Maybe he really avoided doing it on Timmy’s because of Liz? No one really notices or cares when he does that with other people, but anything that fed the Charmies maybe was something that actually bothered Liz because of the constant she got from them?

Idk, we'll see if Armie keeps doing so. He certainly gets more attention with Timmy than with anyone else and he knows that

by Anonymousreply 1610/14/2020

Charmie straight white cunt loon ^

by Anonymousreply 1710/14/2020

R13: Roughly: erection, erection, erection; wet-ass pussy, wap, wap; love, love, love; hot, hot, hot.

by Anonymousreply 1810/14/2020

Chalamat looks like an earthworm in CMBYN.

by Anonymousreply 1910/14/2020

R17 I’m not a Charmie, just noticed that he has been posting thirsty comments all over his male colleagues posts, but didn’t on Timmy’s till now

And it is a fact that no one notices what this loser does, unless it’s Timothee related. As a poster said, he was out there with three girlfriends at a time and no one gave a fuck. Apparently, weird comments on Timmy’s (probably most innocent?) pic can bring him more attention than that

by Anonymousreply 2010/14/2020

But you’re a straight white cunt r16 / r20

As such, your opinions and thoughts are worthless

by Anonymousreply 2110/14/2020

[QUOTE] I never really saw the appeal in Timothy

His hair and face are wonderful, but once you go below the neck everything falls off a cliff. He owes his career to clothing. I see 16 year old girls with better shoulder development than him.

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by Anonymousreply 2210/14/2020

R22 Oh please. Using this photo to prove he's not hot? Are you sensory deprived? I could eat him.

by Anonymousreply 2310/14/2020

Armie is a useless cunt with mental health issues. That post was beyond manic. If it was verbalized it would read like a meth addict trying to whore for cash. Timothee must have been legitimately concerned.

by Anonymousreply 2410/14/2020

One of my closest friends from college looked, both facially and physically, near identical to Chalamet, and the girls would practically scrap in the streets to get at him. By far,he got the most pussy of any guy I knew during those years.

by Anonymousreply 2510/14/2020

This thread is ridiculous.

In March, Timothee posted thirsty emojis on Armie's photo of himself. This was the last time either of the commented on each other's photo before yesterday. If it's fine for Timothee to do it, then it's clearly fine for Armie to do it too.

After Armie commented that, Timothee went over and liked Armie's latest Instagram post. Clearly not offended unlike the loon that opened this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2610/14/2020

Just more PR shilling CMBYN sequel. You people have no idea how Phoneywood works?

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by Anonymousreply 2710/14/2020

R22 I think that's a fake.

Armie isn't strangling anyone

by Anonymousreply 2810/14/2020

This is the way they have always joked around with each other, since the early days. Both of them.

by Anonymousreply 2910/14/2020

When stans attack...

by Anonymousreply 3010/14/2020

[quote] Oh please. Using this photo to prove he's not hot? Are you sensory deprived? I could eat him.

R23, If anyone's sensory deprived that would be you. R22 hit the nail on the head.

Have you not seen pics of ManBoy in swim shorts during his somewhat recent sexcapade? Where he looks like a skeleton with a rag hanging off of his hip bone(r)? If you could eat that, you must be starving to death on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific.

by Anonymousreply 3110/14/2020

R29 No. It's one thing to gaybait with some sweaty emojis but the eggplants were a step too far in the creep direction He's such a weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 3210/14/2020

R32 No it's pretty much the exact same thing actually. Unclench.

by Anonymousreply 3310/14/2020

R31 How many people are thirsting over you? Let me take a wild guess. None? Jealous?

by Anonymousreply 3410/14/2020

R34, Me, jealous? Of Teemee? The things cunt frau stans say.

by Anonymousreply 3510/14/2020

So Armie claims he was talking the piss out of Timmy stans.

Which was my initial thought when I read it.

Who knows?

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by Anonymousreply 3610/15/2020

R36 He is obsessed with Timmy stans. Why? Because he's obsessed with Timothée. Love the shade from Lily James. She thinks he's a bitter queen. Lol

by Anonymousreply 3710/15/2020

R11, you're blind. He's very appealing

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by Anonymousreply 3810/15/2020

R36 Mocking, bitter, moronic, jealous. Could be any or all of the above. What a charming personality he has. Poor Lily James, who had to put up with him.

by Anonymousreply 3910/15/2020

R37 Armie is right that some Timmy stans are fucking ridiculous though.

by Anonymousreply 4010/15/2020

R36 First time I found him likeable.

by Anonymousreply 4110/15/2020

R39 Put up with him?

Didn't put out for him?

by Anonymousreply 4210/15/2020

R39 yep. She's not impressed. Today feels like Karma kicked Armie's fat ass. This is to cover the fact Timothee just blew all the Charmie theories to hell. So he's now trying to say he was just kidding. LMAO

by Anonymousreply 4310/15/2020

R40 He doesn't have to ever interact with them. Imagine the first thing popping into your head when your "friend " posts is to mock his fans. Of just fans generally. Sounds pretty jealous of the reactions to the post? That is sad.

by Anonymousreply 4410/15/2020

R39 Why did you just reply to your own post?

by Anonymousreply 4510/15/2020

Charmies are collectively suicidal. Today was a good day.

by Anonymousreply 4610/15/2020

R46 If we could take out the idiot stan trash from both sides too that would be lovely.

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2020

Lily finds him creepy.

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2020

Wrong thread, ugh, sorry

by Anonymousreply 4910/15/2020

R48 That geriatric-humping whore is in no position to judge

by Anonymousreply 5010/15/2020

Armie hasn't bothered liking the GQ pictures or posting anything else. Funny that he didn't like the casting news either. He's a jealous turd boy.

by Anonymousreply 5110/15/2020

It's a shame he's moved. We could have sent him some toy spiders in the post.

by Anonymousreply 5210/15/2020

Wow, he really got to some of you didn't he? Bit too close to the bone, eh?

by Anonymousreply 5310/15/2020

[QUOTE] He's very appealing

Yeah, with clothes on. Even then it can be questionable.

On the left here is what a man’s legs and body are supposed to look like. On the other side, ehh..

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by Anonymousreply 5410/15/2020

R53 Armie doesn't have much of a bone to get close to though.

Its a real shame

by Anonymousreply 5510/15/2020

Rebecca is rotten on RT. LMAO

by Anonymousreply 5610/15/2020

His latest ig story. He's shilling green tea. LMAO

by Anonymousreply 5710/15/2020

R54 your comparison is ridiculous. Joel is 46 yo and Tim 24. If they were the same age you would have a point.

by Anonymousreply 5810/15/2020

R57 Is Armie casually dating that guy?

by Anonymousreply 5910/15/2020

Why are there around 5 or 6 Armie threads??

by Anonymousreply 6010/15/2020

R59 probably. He's definitely not dating Timothee. Laughing particularly at how he could barely lie about keeping in touch recently. The downfall of this man is so fun to witness.

by Anonymousreply 6110/15/2020

He is allegedly engaging in "dangerous" activities which might prohibit him seeing his kids. Drugs?

by Anonymousreply 6210/15/2020

R62 Liz ain't playing,

by Anonymousreply 6310/15/2020

R62 Where does it say that?

by Anonymousreply 6410/15/2020

Link

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by Anonymousreply 6510/15/2020

R65 Who is paying for Liz to stay in Cayman Islands?

Obviously not Armie if he wants her back

by Anonymousreply 6610/15/2020

Yep, the shit is about to hit the fan. Liz has to be threatening to spill the tea about drugs/booze and sex stuff, and also prepared to draw attention to all the unnecessary running around he's been doing while the kids are safe in the Caymans. Engaging in behavior that puts himself and others at risk...

Armie fucked up badly by letting his hoes be known, with his pap walks and starring role in Barbie's IG stories. Like a red flag in front of a bull. A woman like Liz isn't going to go gently after shit like that, no matter how beyond repair the marriage is. If her tea has receipts and Armie's family is backing her up, he's kinda fucked.

by Anonymousreply 6710/15/2020

He's full of shit. Claiming he's been asking Liz to come back for ages?!?!?

He seemed quite chill in his GQ article about his kids starting school over there.

by Anonymousreply 6810/15/2020

The Charmies are wilding!!!!

Latest theory is Armie only agreed to sham with those 3 women at Liz' request so she would be spared the embarrassment of her husband leaving her for Timmy and thus able to go back to her social circle with her head held high.

by Anonymousreply 6910/15/2020

R69, ridiculous. Whatever they are smoking — not good

by Anonymousreply 7010/15/2020

R65 Thank you for the link

[quote]Adding, "But I have not seen our children since July and I miss them deeply."

But not enough to bother getting on a plane.

It seems an interesting tactic that it's his lawyers seemingly getting nasty first, given his public actions have been appalling from the point of view of someone pretending to want to be a dad - leaving the kids in the first place for no good reason (the Kimmel interview where he talks about talking to his friend about having nothing to do), the motel stuff, the women...

Meanwhile Liz is staying put with his family in a relatively safer place, covid-wise, than LA.

by Anonymousreply 7110/15/2020

R71 Plus he's told the whole world that he was close to losing his mind a few weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 7210/15/2020

I used to defend him, but yes, something is up with him. What finally convinced me, was the rude and cavalier manner he had during a zoom interview to promote his latest film, 'Rebecca'. He was sulky, like a teenager being forced to do his job of promoting the film. I don't get him

by Anonymousreply 7310/15/2020

R73 He keeps giving the plot away in these interviews like it's a joke.

by Anonymousreply 7410/15/2020

R73 r74 it's clear to me from reviews that this may be the biggest stinker in his filmography. So I think the attitude is good old fashioned shame. For once the shameless has some concern. He's probably a serious drug user. That would account for the social media rants and thirst posts. I think the emojis were a combination of his deep rooted closeted infatuation for Timothee Chalamet that has left him resentful. He feeds the Charmies because he is a Charmie. Unrequited love can lead to hate.

Liz probably knows he's closeted but never caught him. Or did she? Was that the event that triggered her divorcing him? I believe Timothee. He's not involved except to the extent he's young and naively tried to control the relationship that is so toxic he should have shut it down ages ago.

by Anonymousreply 7510/15/2020

[quote]Was that the event that triggered her divorcing him?

No. If it was, he'd be giving her everything she wants to keep her happy, and therefore quiet. Instead it's getting messy

by Anonymousreply 7610/16/2020

R75 1 word - Wounds!

by Anonymousreply 7710/16/2020

R77 yes, 'Wounds' was deeply embarrassing. I felt sorry for him, because his acting was impressive in that film; I forgot it was Armie Hammer for the duration of it.

He's choosing the wrong projects. If I were him I'd go for dark psychological thrillers, spy films and more European cinema. Less saccharine romantic leads and more gritty, soul-searching parts. A period of time working in Europe could do him some good.

by Anonymousreply 7810/16/2020

R78 I'm sorry but his acting was patchy.

I'm amazed they didn't reshoot some of those kitchen table scenes with Dakota.

They were painfully bad

by Anonymousreply 7910/16/2020

He should look for a movie that only requires him to use his three faces and as little talking as possible.

by Anonymousreply 8010/16/2020

He should play an android.

A naked one

by Anonymousreply 8110/16/2020

R79, I don't believe it was his fault, but the sparseness of the script was too obvious; it was much ado about nothing. A showed a different range and I could wholly believe his character. Besides, he had good chemistry with Dakota.

by Anonymousreply 8210/16/2020

R81 That gets serviced and probed a lot.

by Anonymousreply 8310/16/2020

Liz has thrown down the gauntlet.

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by Anonymousreply 8410/16/2020

He's a bad actor. He's also weird. He also looks old. He's also very dumb. He also uses Timothee for attention. And lastly, he's jealous and obsessed with Timothee.

by Anonymousreply 8510/16/2020

R85 You forgot shit dad

by Anonymousreply 8610/16/2020

What did Armie do to a fan???

by Anonymousreply 8710/16/2020

So no one has mentioned that Barbie's back on IG and in the desert. Not clear whether she's with Armie, but if he gets back with her now, after she ran to Page Six and with Liz going hard, he is one dumb motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 8810/17/2020

R88 Do we know where Armie is living these days?

by Anonymousreply 8910/17/2020

R89, I presume in Ashton's motel?

by Anonymousreply 9010/17/2020

R90 He seems to have another place where he does his zoom interviews? Archie was there with him so I assume it's a proper home and not a hotel.

by Anonymousreply 9110/17/2020

Armie talking about working with Taika...

If only he could summon this level of enthusiasm for his main bloody movies - his team must despair.

Also - is that a new dot tattoo on his finger?

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by Anonymousreply 9210/17/2020

R92, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't

by Anonymousreply 9310/17/2020

R93 No. Just damned when he doesn't.

When he doesn't show any enthusiasm for his main movies in this case.

by Anonymousreply 9410/17/2020

He’s hooking up with messy IG girl/youtuber @paigelorenze now. If you search her up, she’s got a bit of a history of dating an athlete, having regular online meltdowns and being involved in a pyramid scheme. She recently followed Ashton too so maybe they’re up in the desert. I’m guessing she’s in her early 20s lol.

by Anonymousreply 9510/17/2020

That’s quite a bruising on her back

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by Anonymousreply 9610/17/2020

[quote]He’s hooking up with messy IG girl/youtuber @paigelorenze now.

You got that from a few Instagram follows?

by Anonymousreply 9710/17/2020

Can see the new desert Barbie being more attention seeking than than C. I’m ready for messy Armie to make another comeback.

by Anonymousreply 9810/17/2020

There's something kind of pathetic about using IG as a hookup app if you're famous. Have some discretion for fuck's sake. If he's stupid enough to allow himself to be linked with anyone, much less another sketchy Instaho, from now until the divorce is final he deserves whatever Liz and her lawyers do to him. If he wants to get out of this with reasonable access to his kids and something resembling a bank account he needs to publicly present as sober, monkish and occupied in some gainful way. Not sitting on a couch in the desert with a fattie jerking off to Instagram all day or wandering the country on a vespa with one of the harem.

He probably IS that stupid though.

by Anonymousreply 9910/17/2020

He definitely is stupid enough. Appearing in one of Paige’s Youtube vlogs might be the only thing he films this year. As annoying as Liz is, I can see why she doesn’t want Armie near the kids, especially when he’s sticking his dick into any IG barbie he can find. Hopefully this thing takes off with Paige, would be so messy and entertaining. This girl is just as messy as he is.

by Anonymousreply 10010/17/2020

oh i didn't know there's a brand new instagirl in the picture lol. armie hammer truly never disappoints in his messiness. it would be easy to clean up his image and do some damage control, but his self-destructive streak is beyond. He seems to actively reject the advice of people who could help him. i doubt he's in therapy like he claimed.

by Anonymousreply 10110/17/2020

Have any of Timotees films made any money?

by Anonymousreply 10210/18/2020

Searched this Paige girl and saw she had some huge outburst fighting teenage girls online...something to do with her ex hockey player bf. if she thinks hockey stans are bad she obviously doesn’t know what she has coming with the Charmies if she is actually with Armie and they find out about her, this shit is going to be funny.

by Anonymousreply 10310/18/2020

Liz is going to lose her mind if he’s with this girl. We thought C was bad lol

by Anonymousreply 10410/18/2020

She followed two od his bro's so i think she's in the desert motel this weekend... Mr. "I miss my children deeply", truly priceless lol.

by Anonymousreply 10510/18/2020

What’s with these people and the desert? Dude needs to go see his kids not hang out with hoes in the desert. He’s such a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 10610/18/2020

What is it with these women posting photos of their bruises?

First Jess and now Paige.

by Anonymousreply 10710/18/2020

Paige drinks macha tea. Now where have I seen that recently?

by Anonymousreply 10810/18/2020

If Paige and Courtney have shown anything it’s that Armie likes he’s women who are vain and self-absorbed, probably because it makes him feel smart and intellectual...when actually he’s the biggest dumbass out of all of them

by Anonymousreply 10910/18/2020

Liz may be many things, but she's also obviously a lot smarter than him. I think he knows this and his ego couldn't handle it, that's partly why he goes for insta types now (and his kinks).

by Anonymousreply 11010/18/2020

R92 his eyes looked fucked up. The drugs ain't working.

by Anonymousreply 11110/18/2020

The only reason Armie wants shared custody of those poor kids is because he doesn’t want to part with his cash. His harem of IG hoes and admitting he’s bored atm in interviews is enough proof that he doesn’t give two shits about his kids. I would stay on the island if I was Liz. He can stay with his harem and their pet dogs, hopefully he knocks one of these barbie hoes up.

by Anonymousreply 11210/18/2020

[quote]What is it with these women posting photos of their bruises?

To brag that someone (Armie?) smacked the crap out of them to get off, and aren't they edgy? Dunno. Seems like Armie keeps seeking out messy women who are high risk for causing problems at a time when he can't afford to be seen as problematic or unstable. Even Rumer, who seems to be the sanest of the bunch (lol) can't resist her pointed CMBYN callbacks, she wants everyone to know. Guess he learned nothing from Barbie.

The desert thing is looking sketchier as time goes on. Just from a health risk standpoint, the endless party out there is bad news. There's no way it's drug-free either. Something to think about: Liz felt okay about going after Armie in that court filing, implying that he's doing bad shit that places both himself and others at risk, while she's living on his father's dime. (Because no doubt Michael Hammer has been footing the Caymans bill, not Armie.) He might even be paying for her lawyer. Michael Hammer cheated on Dru himself and divorced her too, so while he may not approve of Armie doing it he can't get on a high horse about it. So what does he know about this situation that could make him side with his daughter-in-law over his son? Makes you wonder.

by Anonymousreply 11310/18/2020

Anyone that thinks this man is capable of taking care of kids 50% of time is crazy. He wants to be a fun weekend dad (if even that) without responsibilities, the court stuff from this week is saving face in public because he's been exposed as a cheating pos.

by Anonymousreply 11410/18/2020

100% there’s some weird harem shit happening in the desert. Ashton’s motel is turning into a brothel. I wouldn’t trust the kids with Armie, Liz is doing the best thing for them rn. During his weekends with them, he’ll be introducing them to all sorts of IG hoes, Courtney, Paige...who’s next, fucking Crystal? He’s having a midlife crisis in his 30s.

by Anonymousreply 11510/18/2020

R111 It depends which drugs you're talking about!

No way this guy should be in charge of children

by Anonymousreply 11610/18/2020

Slightly off topic but when did "king shit" become a compliment? It used to mean "you think you're so great but you're not" and now it's used unironically as praise.

by Anonymousreply 11710/18/2020

[quote]Paige drinks macha tea. Now where have I seen that recently?

Half of LA drinks matcha, you fucking dolt.

by Anonymousreply 11810/18/2020

R95

[quote] He’s hooking up with messy IG girl/youtuber @paigelorenze now.

And you know this how?

Isn't it a bit of your wishful thinking, so that you can be entertained at his expense?

by Anonymousreply 11910/18/2020

Lol, IDK if Ashton's motel is turning into a brothel but it is starting to sound like some kind of trashy trust fund baby version of Bohemian Grove. They probably chase each other around the desert at night wearing Eyes Wide Shut costumes.

by Anonymousreply 12010/18/2020

R118 Rude.

The point was she drinks and instagrams macha tea

Then Armie Earl Grey Hammer just happens to start wanging on about macha tea after he hooks up with her.

It's just a bit more evidence they've exchanged fluids - green ones in this case.

by Anonymousreply 12110/18/2020

R119 Why do you think he's connecting with her on instagram?

Getting her views on politics?

She's following the motel master now too so maybe she's booked her slot in the desert dick-down diary.

by Anonymousreply 12210/18/2020

R122, so whenever you connect with someone on instagram, it means you're fucking them — what?!

by Anonymousreply 12310/18/2020

R123 When you have money and they're a thot yes.

by Anonymousreply 12410/18/2020

[quote]When you have money and they're a thot yes.

By that logic he’s fucking every one of the hundreds of Instahos on his follow list.

The collective IQ in this thread can’t be over 60.

by Anonymousreply 12510/18/2020

R125 Let's wait and see shall we.

How many are also following the motel manager and have recent bruises in their photos?

by Anonymousreply 12610/18/2020

And this one is 22 yo, how soon will he get to barely legal.

by Anonymousreply 12710/18/2020

Is it supposed to be scandalous that a single adult might be fucking another single adult? Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 12810/18/2020

Those bruises look like they’re the result of cupping. It’s a trend with these types. Liz does it. And yes, I know you’re going to say “So does Armie,” but that would be like assuming two people in LA must be fucking because they both get botox.

I don’t know or care who’s in and out of Armie’s bed, I’m just rolling my eyes at all of you who think life follows Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 12910/18/2020

Armie was apparently seen with Jessica, the harem’s most unhinged member according to OK Magazine.

This woman was tweeting about how you should cut a lock of your dude’s hair. She’s fucking crazy. Also went on a crazy liking spree of Liz’s old pics with the kids and posted that weird pregnancy test.

This is the same shit as last time, except Paige has replaced Courtney.

by Anonymousreply 13010/18/2020

And like clockwork, Paige has posted a story from the desert. Armie and his hoes have a pattern.

He seems determined to make trouble for himself. I maintain his family knows something we don't about all this, and that's why they're backing Liz and not him.

by Anonymousreply 13110/18/2020

Paige following Ashton and the Armie’s other friend is fishy af, she fits in perfectly as Courtney 2.0. Liz is going to go crazy if it’s true and he’s seen out in public with her.

I don’t think it’s as simple as his family backing Liz instead because they’re republicans and christians, there’s got to be something else going on with him (like drugs, rampant cheating etc etc) to explain.

Looks like this week is going to be interesting lol

by Anonymousreply 13210/18/2020

I'm certain it's cheating, drinking and drugs. He shouldn't be near the kids right now. And lol at stans trying to make him a victim.

by Anonymousreply 13310/19/2020

Some fans are saying that Liz keeping the kids away from him is the reason for his shitty decisions and hoes, the only one to blame is Armie. Best thing for those kids is to be away from LA and the mess following him.

Instead of being in the desert with Jessica, Courtney, Paige or who fucking ever, he should be renting a place the Caymans and spending time with his kids. He’s not working so there’s no excuse. This constant desert shit is sad and pathetic. Dude spent like 2 months with Courtney’s dog ffs, that’s more than his kids.

by Anonymousreply 13410/19/2020

R134 He barely saw those kids last year anyway.

He booked jobs back to back and escaped to SA and Hawaii over the holidays.

If something is winding him up it's that he's not in control of the situation any more.

by Anonymousreply 13510/19/2020

R135 he had a cover regarding parenting when he was still with Liz. Even tho he was absent, she made it look like he was at least partly present. Now it's obvious he was always the problem. I doubt those kids, especially Ford, are closely attached to him, and that's on him not her.

by Anonymousreply 13610/19/2020

His SA antics were fucked. No decent dad would skip out on his kids during the holiday period to party with models at an Edm festival as far as SA. No excuse could justify his shitty parenting.

As annoying as Liz is at least she is trying to create a stable environment for them. Can’t say the same for Armie. Only thing he cares about his harem of hoes at Ashton’s motel/hook-up house. He doesn’t want custody of the kids, he just doesn’t want to pay Liz any extra money.

by Anonymousreply 13710/19/2020

Armie is going to be promoting SA with Alturki soon. Does anyone know if it's a documentary?

by Anonymousreply 13810/19/2020

R132, from what I've heard Armie would have to be crazy to let Paige be one of his public hoes, especially now. She'll probably be like Barbie, storying but no pap walks.

Armie's harem building began almost as soon as he returned from the Caymans and likely even earlier with Barbie, he can't blame any of it on missing the kids so desperately. His own official legal position is that he was still expecting them any day around the time his harem started making headlines. His shitty decisions are his own.

Why he won't just go visit the kids now? What's stopping him? Unless it's been made explicit by all involved that he'd better stay away. Once again, there's got to be another layer here those of us following the drama aren't privy to. What would make a man's family back his wife over him in a divorce, to see her as the one with the moral high ground? That BG item about the split mentions 'infidelities, kinky sex games and drug use'. Who knows?

by Anonymousreply 13910/19/2020

This Paige girl is messy af, his team are going to be damage control again if it gets out.

by Anonymousreply 14010/19/2020

Does he even have a team at this point?

by Anonymousreply 14110/19/2020

R141 Does he even have friends at this point?

by Anonymousreply 14210/19/2020

If he has a team, they’re going to drop him real quick when the only thing he has booked this year is an appearance in barbie’s IG stories and potentially the new girl’s youtube vids. Dude should just give up and become an influencer at this point.

I know the pandemic has ruined Hollywood, but other A and B grade actors haven’t had a problem booking anything...

by Anonymousreply 14310/19/2020

Is he really complaining about having to do promo from home? During a pandemic?

by Anonymousreply 14410/19/2020

In around a year he’ll be acting disrespectful and talking about Rebecca in interviews like he does about his other shitty movies, blaming everyone except for himself.

Armie needs to get out of the desert and go improve his acting

by Anonymousreply 14510/19/2020

Armie said he thinks love island is self-absorbed yet love his bitches to be unemployed vain IG hoes.

by Anonymousreply 14610/19/2020

R146 Armie has never been burdened by self awareness.

by Anonymousreply 14710/19/2020

Who let his rabid little minions off the leash? Attacking a reviewer from Vulture on Twitter. They are seriously psychotic

by Anonymousreply 14810/19/2020

Is Angelica Jade Bastién a pseudonym of Anne Helen Petersen? That girl went after Armie HARD in her Rebecca review. Surprising that it even got past Hunter Harris and the other guy at Vulture who are the slurpiest CMBYN stans on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 14910/19/2020

Well I don't know that Hunter cares for Armie that much, she tweeted something shady about him not long ago.

And which guy? Kyle Buchanan, who wrote that very flattering profile of Armie for Vulture, left for the New York Times.

by Anonymousreply 15010/19/2020

Hunter must have turned on Armie then, because she was such a stan before that she was doing lunch with Liz when she was in NY.

E. Alex Jung was the other writer I was thinking of.

by Anonymousreply 15110/19/2020

R129 Have you got your eyes back in your head yet?

Looks like our girl Paige was out in the desert at the same time as our boys Armie and Archie.

Let me guess - Everyone in LA goes there.

by Anonymousreply 15210/20/2020

Paige has been disappointing with the lack of updates. Come on girl, we know you got pics. At least Courtney came through with the regular content to keep everyone entertained.

It’s sad Armie’s career has come to following what IG hoe he’s smashing at his friends shitty motel.

by Anonymousreply 15310/20/2020

Michael H likes E photos in miniskirts.maybe she is his new sidepiece🤣Same Hammer money.

by Anonymousreply 15410/20/2020

Get that Hammer paper Liz 😂. Michael is worth a lot more than Armie lol

by Anonymousreply 15510/20/2020

It’s kinda funny how Armie’s IG hoes always follow his friends but his friends never follow them back lol. Paige looking like a sugar baby following these middle-aged men

by Anonymousreply 15610/20/2020

That wine blogger girl (she lives in the UK I think) Armie follows recently followed Ashton too. Are they casting bitches to be promo girls for this seedy motel?

Is Armie really that charming that these girls drop everything to join the harem. So wild.

by Anonymousreply 15710/20/2020

Maybe they were hired on for suicide watch, since stans seem to think he's so fragile on twitter.

by Anonymousreply 15810/20/2020

R157 I recall a Stevie V lyric

Dirty cash I want you, Dirty cash I need you, Woh-oh Money talks, Money talks etc

by Anonymousreply 15910/20/2020

What is it about the desert that makes him go there every week with a new girl? Can’t he hookup in LA. The paps aren’t going to show up unless he calls them, he isn’t A or B list at this point, he’s barely C list.

If Armie can spend every week in the desert he can go visit his kids on GC. He needs to grow some balls and be a father to those kids not a daddy to these hoes.

by Anonymousreply 16010/20/2020

Hammer Harem 2.0 is coming together nicely.

by Anonymousreply 16110/20/2020

The stans don't believe he's really fucking all those girls, because *reasons*. I can't wait for the leaked sex tape or pics. the glee will kill me lol

by Anonymousreply 16210/20/2020

R162 you may not have to wait long. Looks like he was spotted with a topless Paige tooling around Heartbreak Hotel on that damn scooter

by Anonymousreply 16310/20/2020

R163 i want pics ffs

by Anonymousreply 16410/20/2020

R162 Yes - apparently it would be really bad if he was just banging a load of chicks during COVID and a custody battle, so it must be PR.

Isn't PR supposed to make you look good?

by Anonymousreply 16510/20/2020

R165 ha i love this logic. it's too awful, so it must be fake.

by Anonymousreply 16610/20/2020

He is emotionally fragile, ladies! Too upset to make the long trip back to the Caymans. What’s a man to do? These women all love to blow him. He’s just making them happy, and if he can get a little bit of joy out of it, who’s to blame him?

by Anonymousreply 16710/20/2020

R167 What the hell kind of therapy is Armie doing?

And where do I sign up?

by Anonymousreply 16810/20/2020

Someone needs to tell Armie that his dealer isn’t he therapist.

by Anonymousreply 16910/20/2020

Armie could drop a sex tape of an orgy with all four of the harem (and the Russian ho participating via cam) and some people would still find a way to insist it's all PR maneuvering.

It's like how it took 35 accusers coming forward for people to finally consider that yeah, maybe Bill Cosby really is a rapist. How many women does Armie have to be linked to before it starts to sink in that this really IS a separated dude fucking women like a jackrabbit in heat? And he's doing it in the middle of a custody battle. How does it help him right now to be seen in public running around on a vespa with a topless 22-year-old, at the same time as he's trying to portray himself in court as a loving dad who's desperate for the return of his children and responsible enough to be given joint custody of them? This is what thinking with your dick, not your brain, looks like. No need for these complicated theories. The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. No one with two brain cells would concoct PR that looks like this.

R153, I think Paige will deliver, give her time. Discreet she ain't. And we await the inevitable arrival of UK wine blogger girl...

by Anonymousreply 17010/20/2020

Where’s the link to the pics of Armie with Paige on the Vespa? this I need to see lol

by Anonymousreply 17110/20/2020

Armie can’t complain that everyone is talking about his dating life, it’s his own fault that his acting career has gone to shit and all that’s left to talk about are his hoes.

Is it true about this Paige sighting? can’t find the source

by Anonymousreply 17210/20/2020

The source is main tumblr Armie's hater

by Anonymousreply 17310/20/2020

It's very strange to me to keep constant tabs on someone you claim to hate.

by Anonymousreply 17410/20/2020

E's father is following T's fanpage.Why Chambers are so obsessed with him

by Anonymousreply 17510/20/2020

I’m thinking it’s not true if it isn’t anywhere else (the scooter sighting that it, they were definitely together this weekend though)

Come on Paige, drop some pics, we know you’re thirsty for some attention 😂

by Anonymousreply 17610/20/2020

Didn’t think it was possible for Armie to swap Courtney for someone even more self-absorbed but here we are. Paige’s YouTube videos are so cringe, she has zero personality and I’m guessing people only watched them because she was smashing that hockey dude.

For someone who acts so judgemental and pretentious about influencers and social media especially in the way he shit talked love island in that interview), he sure loves that tacky influencer pussy...

by Anonymousreply 17710/20/2020

I mean, she's not the only one he's fucking judging by recent follows. Just like people were trying to make Courtney/Jessica/Rumer into the only one he was fucking. He's just having a lot of sex with a lot of people after 13 years with the same woman. I doubt he cares what's going on in their brains.

by Anonymousreply 17810/20/2020

Can only imagine the amount of women he is fucking that we haven’t worked out because of IG

by Anonymousreply 17910/20/2020

sounds like the instahoes are hooking

by Anonymousreply 18010/20/2020

R178 you do know he was cheating?

by Anonymousreply 18110/20/2020

All Hollywood is cheating

by Anonymousreply 18210/20/2020

Armie was totally cheating on Liz, she only entertained it so she could hang onto her lifestyle. He wasn’t only doing freaky shit with that sex mannequin of his....

Wasn’t there word he was hooking up with Courtney last year? Plus people online said he was hanging out with all of those models in SA.

On another note, UK wine girl is posting about being jealous of Californians. Someone wants a one-way ticket to the desert harem 😂. Between following Ashton randomly and this, she really couldn’t be anymore obvious lol

by Anonymousreply 18310/20/2020

Why did Jessica share Rumer’s interview on her story. She’s so fucking creepy. She does some real stalker shit, it’s so weird. Armie really knows how to pick them....

by Anonymousreply 18410/21/2020

Jess calling out Charmie bs is what needed to happen. Armie should also step up and tell them to cool it. If he didn't depend on them so badly

by Anonymousreply 18510/21/2020

Jessica’s post is a load of BS. Nobody has stalking her outside of the shit that she has been putting out herself. She’s trying to create a narrative for herself so she can get sympathy. It’s sick.

Outside of a few forums and tumblr, no one gives a shit she went out with Armie. I highly doubt people have turned up to her cafe and house. She’s obviously making that up.

She’s the one who has been stalking Armie’s other ex’s online. Going through and liking all of Liz’s photos with the kids (even really old ones) is fucking creepy, and the only reason people saw her doing that was because she was doing it publicly.

Charmies might be crazy but this woman is deranged.

by Anonymousreply 18610/21/2020

Everyone around Armie - fans included - are legit crazy. It’s why he has so many threads on DL all dedicated to his crazy.

Keep at it!

by Anonymousreply 18710/21/2020

If she’s so concerned about privacy maybe don’t tag the hotel you’re staying at?!

No one has hacked this crazy bitch, found her house, followed her in the street.

All her antics the last month: the pregnancy test, posting the same songs as Armie, stalking Liz, Rumer, Lily, and Timothee on IG, the bruises, desert stuff, and the weird ranty posts about men was all her. She put that all out there.

Self-absorbed people do this shit all the time and make up that they’re being stalked so they have something to talk about. Don’t be surprised when she writes an article about it

by Anonymousreply 18810/21/2020

If she’s so concerned about privacy maybe don’t tag the hotel you’re staying at?!

No one has hacked this crazy bitch, found her house, followed her in the street.

All her antics the last month: the pregnancy test, posting the same songs as Armie, stalking Liz, Rumer, Lily, and Timothee on IG, the bruises, desert stuff, and the weird ranty posts about men was all her. She put that all out there.

Self-absorbed people do this shit all the time and make up that they’re being stalked so they have something to talk about. Don’t be surprised when she writes an article about it

by Anonymousreply 18910/21/2020

R189 classic case of victim shaming.

You wore a short dress, so it’s your fault you got raped!

by Anonymousreply 19010/21/2020

Looks like someone is doing a Jussie Smollett. No one cares about you girl

by Anonymousreply 19110/21/2020

Remember when she posted herself obsessing over Armie’s voice on the CMBYN audiobook 😂

by Anonymousreply 19210/21/2020

There's plenty of crazy among the Charmies, but Jessica's post still sounds like bullshit to me. She has a long history of nutty behavior herself.

Not surprising if she's gotten DMs or had some strange online things happen in connection to Armie. But the rest? Nah. If looking at her IG has shown us anything, it's that she loves attention, loves to overshare, and loves to paint herself as a victim. Obsessively so. How could she have still felt comfortable enough to post her specific locations, a pregnancy test, to still do q&as and answer personal questions while all of this alleged harassment was occurring? Wouldn't you think twice about posting anything even slightly connected to Armie, as she's been doing for months now? If creepy people were coming at you like she describes, wouldn't you call the POLICE instead of doing an internet flounce? And why would it have been happening in the last month anyway? We who follow the soap opera have been wondering if she was even still part of the harem until just recently. If people are truly physically and verbally threatening her, her family and friends, then that needs to stop. But pardon me if I think she's exaggerrating a whole fucking lot or just lying.

(Already caught in one lie, since she was spotted with Armie again at San Vicente Bungalows just a few days ago. That was the media reporting that, not fans.)

by Anonymousreply 19310/21/2020

And how many charmies actually live in California? I thought they were mostly overseas. Plus I thought someone said she doesn't even live in LA according to social media. So she's saying people are going to her house...during a pandemic, I call absolute bullshit. If anyone is creepily obsessed with Armie, it's her. The songs, the audiobook, vespa posts, desert content, stalking his romantic interests and co-stars on socials, pregnancy test all paint a picture of someone who is very unstable.

I agree this is some crazy Jussie Smollett shit. She's needs to seek help.

by Anonymousreply 19410/21/2020

R149, yes, Rebecca might be a bore and at this point completely pointless regurgitating previous masterpieces, but that bitch in Vulture is far too 'woke' and unprofessional. The fact that A is white and rich is completely irrelevant, otherwise is that what she's going to use in all her 'reviews'? Hasn't she noticed by now that 90% of HW is white and rich?

by Anonymousreply 19510/21/2020

R195 She didn't criticise him for being tall, white and rich-looking, she criticised him for being a 'horrid actor'

She was merely pointing out that while being white and handsome is all but necessary to having a career in Hollywood it isn't sufficient - you have to be able to act on some level too. And he can't.

by Anonymousreply 19610/22/2020

[quote]And how many charmies actually live in California? I thought they were mostly overseas. Plus I thought someone said she doesn't even live in LA according to social media.

So what you're saying is you don't believe she was stalked because the people who stalked her online to the extent of finding out her address said she lived in a different state?

by Anonymousreply 19710/22/2020

R186 hilarious I read this same comment. Verbatim. On tt.

Charmies 1000% harassed her. You know they did when they still harass Liz. They did it to Lily and Eiza. Who else has a dog in this fight? Insane charmie cunts

by Anonymousreply 19810/22/2020

R189 sounds like she was taking a page out of the bat shit Charmie handbook

by Anonymousreply 19910/22/2020

R194 mostly overseas? Child. They are everywhere. Who are you kidding?

by Anonymousreply 20010/22/2020

Our UK wine girl/wannabes harem member is posting Rebecca promo on IG lol. At least this hoe does the promo too 😂

by Anonymousreply 20110/22/2020

R201 He either has some potent dick or he's paying a shit ton of money for all this flange.

by Anonymousreply 20210/22/2020

This bitch is promoting the film without sampling his dick first, he must be good. Come on Armie fly the girl out and give her the desert experience package she desperately wants.

by Anonymousreply 20310/22/2020

Someone needs to drop some of his 'shots' soon.

They're clearly flying hither and thither.

by Anonymousreply 20410/22/2020

Make it stop!

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by Anonymousreply 20510/22/2020

That blind item doesn't seem to contain any insider info, it's literally just the fan chatter of the past 24 hours. Not the first time BG has done that in the course of the Armando telenovela, either.

If it is true, how meaningful is it to be the "winner" of a man who was banging a 22-year-old Youtuber less than a week ago? No doubt she's still in the harem rotation, but I don't believe they're exclusive. If they are, Armie had better get ready to get dragged in print for years to come if he dumps her or cheats on her. She is the Alex Forrest of the Hammer Harem.

by Anonymousreply 20610/22/2020

I hope Armie chooses crazy Jess, fuck that would be entertaining

by Anonymousreply 20710/22/2020

Though I think the blind isn’t true, I really hope it is. Imagine all the unhinged content we could get. Would be way more entertaining than any of Armie’s recent movies that’s for sure

by Anonymousreply 20810/22/2020

Is that Armie’s bandana on the table of Jess’s hotel room. This is the messiness I’m looking for 😂. I can get on board with Armie and Jess cause we just know the bitch is going to go psycho when it goes to shit.

by Anonymousreply 20910/22/2020

IT IS!

Well-spotted R 209

by Anonymousreply 21010/22/2020

And the closet handles are the same so it does look like they are in the same hotel (which is also where Courtney likes to stay, btw)

by Anonymousreply 21110/22/2020

That’s the bandana!!

100% behind Armie dating our fave psycho writer. Courtney and Paige could never give us the content this bitch is about to. Who said Armie could never be in a comedy film 😂

by Anonymousreply 21210/22/2020

If the pregnancy test she posted a few months ago was real this shit is going to be hilarious. Imagine having a kid with that psycho.

by Anonymousreply 21310/22/2020

She’s coming through with a video of their legs on IG, now film a sex tape Jess. Give the people what they want

by Anonymousreply 21410/22/2020

Wouldn’t be surprised if Armie’s PR have settled with Jessica since she’s got a kid and it looks better to the court that he’s dating a single mother.

Too bad she’s absolutely nuts. Wtf is this I’ve read of her stalking Liz and liking photos months and months ago of the kids. Ummmm that’s fucking weird. Didn’t she also tweet something about how you should cut a guys hair as evidence you dated them. This is about to be so wild, grab the popcorn lol

by Anonymousreply 21510/22/2020

Literally four days ago he was fucking someone else. I hope he and the harem are getting full STD panels on the regular is all I can say. Liz is right that he's being risky, in more ways than one. Pandemic, you know.

This will be entertaining as hell as long as the content leaks continue to flow now that her IG is private. No way Armie is done with other women as the BG item says, but maybe Jessica has gotten a promotion to what was Courtney's old position in the harem hierarchy due to her being the most "presentable" of them, on paper at least. It looks better for Armie as his divorce rages on to be connected to a writer who's a single mom than a nepotism kid or Instahoes. But she's already getting way intimate with the stories, he's unleashed the sleeping giant. Good luck Armie!

by Anonymousreply 21610/22/2020

For someone who went on about stalking and her privacy, she certainly isn’t helping matters by tagging the hotel and giving us a daily recap of everything they did today lol.

Armie has definitely promoted her to Courtney’s role. He’s even taken her to the same hotel in LA.

Jessica is too self-absorbed and obsessed with herself to be quiet about this so this is all going to be hilarious. Looking forward to her going into psycho mode.

by Anonymousreply 21710/22/2020

I'm loving this mess. The common nominator in all these women is Armie, so he must be the craziest of them all. And then he claims the kids are his priority lol

by Anonymousreply 21810/22/2020

If he’s actually dating Jessica then it confirms Liz’s fears for the children. Only an equally crazy dude could tolerate that woman.

As crazy as I think she is, I’m happy with his choice for the amount of entertainment we’re going to get from it all. We’ve been asking for mess and it looks like we’re definitely going to get it.

by Anonymousreply 21910/22/2020

The great thing about Jess is that even when they break up she’ll be giving us messy Armie content for months and months, unlike Courtney who disappeared

by Anonymousreply 22010/22/2020

[quote]For someone who went on about stalking and her privacy, she certainly isn’t helping matters by tagging the hotel and giving us a daily recap of everything they did today

This is how you know her claims of being stalked and harassed by fans IRL are bogus.

Someone who's actually been stalked would be protecting their privacy with all their might, not exploiting their fuckfest with the man who supposedly inspired these stalkers on IG. You don't deliberately provoke your stalkers, you don't let them know exactly where you are, and you damn sure don't share intimate content of the two of you like she's been doing. While we watchers of the Armie show are having fun with it, why the fuck is she telling ANYONE that she and Armie are about to take a bath together, much less 17,000 followers? She's getting off on sharing this stuff. She's not afraid or intimidated or threatened. She doth protest too much.

No doubt she's been bothered by crazies online. I just don't believe it's as extreme as she's saying, that they've shown up at her door, at the places where she hangs out the way she claims. She may have had some encounters with paps and things like that in her town, but that's the result of being public with Armie in the first place. This isn't her first brush with celebrity, she knows how things work. She's just a drama queen par excellence who thrives on victimhood.

by Anonymousreply 221Last Friday at 12:52 AM

R215 love this clinging to the PR narrative. This ain't fake, hon. He is this messy. No one on his team is gonna concoct this shit to make him look like such a tool

by Anonymousreply 222Last Friday at 1:38 AM

Anyone see this article on Jessica being nuts? The comments are hilarious. This woman is not well 😂. Imagine what she is going to do when Armie is done with her.

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by Anonymousreply 223Last Friday at 1:42 AM

Lol at all these idiots who think Armie's PR has told he would look better during a divorce by dating a single mom who went to Colombia!!!

He'd have looked better if he'd stayed in the desert doing DIY.

This crazy is all about him and his choices.

by Anonymousreply 224Last Friday at 2:33 AM

What’s the PR for again?

by Anonymousreply 225Last Friday at 2:40 AM

This ain’t no PR, this is drugged up messy Armie making bad decisions like always

If it was PR the only thing I can think of is optics for the custody battle

by Anonymousreply 226Last Friday at 2:45 AM

Anyone who thinks this is for PR, I got a bridge to sell you. Armie is as nutty as Jess. It's a PR nightmare, not a solution

by Anonymousreply 227Last Friday at 2:46 AM

R226 what kind of optics? That those kids need a restraining order from their own dad? I buy that for sure. Liz, keep your skinny ass in GC. Those kids need to be as far away from this lunatic as possible

by Anonymousreply 228Last Friday at 2:47 AM

BTW, for anyone keeping track, apparently today marks 4 months since he saw those kids he claims to miss so desperately

by Anonymousreply 229Last Friday at 3:10 AM

He doesn’t care about the kids. He’ll meet Jessica’s son before seeing his own. It’s fucked up, all Armie cares about now is getting pussy from any deranged hoe who will give it to him.

Jessica was stalking his ex and kids on Instagram ffs, if that’s not a red flag than I don’t know what is. Who goes through and spam likes photos from months and months ago of the ex-wife and the kids of a guy you’re casually seeing. She doesn’t even know Liz and has never met the kids, wtf is wrong with this sick bitch. That’s fucking creepy. Liz needs to stay in the Caymans away from this psycho.

by Anonymousreply 230Last Friday at 3:38 AM

And yet Armie is willingly fucking her so who is actually creepy here?

by Anonymousreply 231Last Friday at 4:21 AM

I think we've established that Armie's got some serious head problems.

And Josh Lucas is looking more sympathetic by the minute. You know he's breathing a sigh of relief. Someone new for her to fixate on...

by Anonymousreply 232Last Friday at 5:03 AM

If you think Jessica’s IG is entertaining, you need to check out her twitter for all the best crazy psycho content. She truly delivers

by Anonymousreply 233Last Friday at 5:31 AM

My fave recent tweet of hers lol

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by Anonymousreply 234Last Friday at 5:34 AM

How do you cuff someone like Armie? 🤰

by Anonymousreply 235Last Friday at 6:13 AM

If she’s true by her tweet, Armie better shave his head so this crazy bitch doesn’t snip some when he’s asleep.

It’s funny seeing her talk about womanisers and cheaters and being an empowered single mother when she’s with a dude who cheated throughout his whole marriage and abandoned his wife and kids on an island for pussy.

by Anonymousreply 236Last Friday at 6:25 AM

They always think they will be THE ONE to make him stay. Stupid women.

by Anonymousreply 237Last Friday at 6:37 AM

Based on that thing she posted the other day about the importance of keeping receipts when it comes to a man, saving every piece of communication "for when his legal team comes knocking" (probably in reference to her ex and her upcoming book), Armie can't say he wasn't warned when it all blows up and she goes on a scorned woman writing rampage.

R237, I think Armie is upfront with the harem that they're not getting all of him so just relax, enjoy the ride and don't get too clingy. They probably say they're okay with it but they're not really. That could be what happened with Barbie, she was the most girlfriendy of the bunch and maybe she decided to push for more after the OK-Dallas trip and he cut her off. I get the impression this may have been the case with Jessica initially too, she found out there were other women in the picture and got pissed but then he talked her around. Her inner Fatal Attraction will inevitably return however...

by Anonymousreply 238Last Friday at 7:08 AM

Went to the reddit movies thread about Rebecca to see what do neutral movie watchers say about the movie. 1. There's really not a lot interest in the movie. 2. Armie's performance is disliked pretty universally. One commenter was totally right. He can't be a character actor (he wants to be one) because he's just not versatile or talented enough. I think his unemployment will not be short-term.

by Anonymousreply 239Last Friday at 8:15 AM

R235 Pregnancy ?

by Anonymousreply 240Last Friday at 8:18 AM

R 240 Is Jess pregnant (emoji with the shocked eyes)

by Anonymousreply 241Last Friday at 8:50 AM

R223 After reading those comments in the link, it's clear to me this is all about Josh, the ex who discarded Jess. Armie's no prize, but he's available and semi-famous and she wants drama and attention, a way to put herself back in the public eye as something other than a dumped wife. Truly pathetic. I have no idea what Armie's thinking and no desire to try.

by Anonymousreply 242Last Friday at 9:12 AM

R242 Armie thinks?

Are we sure?

by Anonymousreply 243Last Friday at 9:14 AM

They’re both with WME which is interesting...

by Anonymousreply 244Last Friday at 10:00 AM

they're also both crazy which is even more interesting...

by Anonymousreply 245Last Friday at 10:18 AM

R239 He is just not a good actor, period. He does not and will never have the talent necessary to be a character actor. If the guy wants to keep working as an actor, he might look for work on television. I don't mean prestige TV, but some silly sitcom on NBC or the like. Or maybe a game show host.

by Anonymousreply 246Last Friday at 12:50 PM

Armie is special guest

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by Anonymousreply 247Last Friday at 2:15 PM

Wine girl is still doing that Rebecca promo today lol. Come on Armie, fly the hoe out and give her the desert dicking down she desperately wants

by Anonymousreply 248Last Friday at 2:40 PM

Darren Criss, Ben Platt, Armie Hammer, Lin Manuel Miranda and Billy Porter all doing the same event? Good god, the self-satisfaction scale will be off the charts.

by Anonymousreply 249Last Friday at 2:41 PM

Something no one needs is Armie talking politics live

by Anonymousreply 250Last Friday at 3:05 PM

Remember when he dropped out of the recent event for the Los Angeles LGBT Center because he thought people assumed he was going to come out? lol. Didn’t he end up playing golf instead

by Anonymousreply 251Last Friday at 3:09 PM

R250 Perhaps he'll announce the revolution!

Seriously why would they invite him after all his tweets and articles slagging off Biden?

by Anonymousreply 252Last Friday at 3:23 PM

You won’t see Jessica making her twitter private like IG because going private will make her lose her blue check and that would probably kill her

by Anonymousreply 253Last Friday at 4:01 PM

[quote]Armie thinks?

With his dick, sure.

[quote] it's clear to me this is all about Josh, the ex who discarded Jess.

I've thought so ever since she responded to their first sighting by comparing him to Josh. That was strange, especially since her dismissal of Armie turned out to be bullshit. Armie is a Josh stand-in.

UK wine blogger girl is willing to put in the work, she should get a shot at harem membership!

Armie's inclusion in the Biden event is eyeroll worthy after his comments. Sees no real difference between him and Trump, but...vote for him anyway, I guess?

by Anonymousreply 254Last Friday at 4:13 PM

You know UK wine blogger girl reallyyyyy wants that harem upgrade when she’s saying that she thought Rebecca was a good movie. Come on girl, we all know it was fucking shit. It’s obvious Armie is in the DMs showing you pics of that shibari sex mannequin of his.

He really knows how to find the clingy and obsessive bitches huh.

by Anonymousreply 255Last Friday at 4:24 PM

Bet Armie desperately wanted to like wine girl’s latest pic with the hand cuffs

by Anonymousreply 256Last Friday at 5:23 PM

Courtney deleted her IG again 😂 looks like someone is super mad about being replaced by crazy Jess. Dude couldn’t even find a new hotel, had to take her to the same one he was fucking Courtney in.

by Anonymousreply 257Last Friday at 5:29 PM

The hotel thing is gross but I'll bet he's been upfront with these women about what they can expect from him. He likes the hotel and is going to use it for whoring, if they don't like being one of many they don't have to play.

Crazy J is happy now because she's been elevated to what was Barbie's place and probably thinks she can outlast anyone else, but she needs to pay attention to how swiftly Barbie got the boot. One day they were on the neverending road trip and the next she was cut off, maybe because she wanted to be a real gf and not just a harem girl. Despite that BG item I doubt he's chosen Jessica exclusively, he was just fucking Paige a few days ago. It won't be long before he's back in the desert with Paige or UK wine blogger girl or a new ho. Crazy J will lose her shit and we shall be entertained.

by Anonymousreply 258Last Friday at 8:46 PM

Crazy J is going to turn her fling with Armie into two years worth of content and two book deals.

by Anonymousreply 259Last Friday at 11:34 PM

just finished Rebecca. Armie really can't act. No exaggeration. I think he thought he was in a comedy. he looked like a closeted gay actor. poor fat Hammer lol

by Anonymousreply 260Last Friday at 11:42 PM

Crazy J still rants about her ex even though they divorced in 2014. Like bitch needs to learn how to let ago.

Apparently she made up that her and Josh reconnected this year and he cheated again. It seems like she is a pathological liar obsessed with creating a narrative for herself, maybe because it gives her something to write about. It seems like she suffers delusions or some other mental illness. She's just as crazy as those charmies.

No one can convince me people that people turned up to her house in the middle of nowhere and her regular cafe because she was linked to a C list actor, it's fucking Armie Hammer ffs, not an A-list actor. No one gives a fuck that much, the only people who still talk about him are the one's amused by his mess, that's all.

by Anonymousreply 261Last Saturday at 12:22 AM

it's actually incredible that he could be thge worst thimg in an already terrible film.

by Anonymousreply 262Last Saturday at 1:10 AM

R261 The Charmies give a fuck and they harass any woman who gets within a mile of their boys

Jess is nutso but they're worse.

by Anonymousreply 263Last Saturday at 1:15 AM

[quote]Apparently she made up that her and Josh reconnected this year and he cheated again.

Wait, what? She lied about that?

by Anonymousreply 264Last Saturday at 1:59 AM

R251 I thought the story was the Center uninvited him after people complained about him being involved due to Saudi?

R261 So you don't believe she was stalked, and yet you're so obsessed about it that you're still going on about it days after it happened?

by Anonymousreply 265Last Saturday at 2:18 AM

“ A source close to Sweet Home Alabama star Lucas claimed the exes hadn’t rekindled their romance during quarantine. They told People: “They haven’t been together in a long time. They are co-parents and have been doing so since their split in 2014. “They’re in California now but live separately. They weren’t trying to reconcile.”

Looks like she enjoys being seen as the 'victim’ for her writing career.

by Anonymousreply 266Last Saturday at 2:19 AM

This is probably what she meant about lawyers contacting her. He must of tried to sue her for lying. Crazy J really is a piece of work...

by Anonymousreply 267Last Saturday at 2:37 AM

You just need to watch Armie trying to look alpha and trying to kiss a woman in his latest failure to know he's not dating any of these women but is likely to be getting his asshole pummeled in the desert.

by Anonymousreply 268Last Saturday at 2:56 AM

Armie is quite fey. He said himself he was mistaken for a girl when he was younger.

I guess that's why he has to play Billy Big Bollocks in the bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 269Last Saturday at 3:00 AM

It's believable she could lie about her ex...just look at all the lying she's done in the past couple of days, still claiming in her privacy rant that it was just one lunch with Armie (when she'd been spotted out with him again a couple of days before) and then all the lying over the last few months too. But Josh Lucas could have been in CYA mode with that People statement too.

The reference to the lawyers was more likely about her upcoming book, which is a memoir and probably has lots of Josh in it. It's typical for autobiographical books like that to get vetted by legal teams before publication.

by Anonymousreply 270Last Saturday at 3:05 AM

R270 Ooh. Let's hope she adds a chapter about Armie's depraved sexual appetites and anatomical short-comings!

by Anonymousreply 271Last Saturday at 3:24 AM

R-270 “short” nice pun :)

by Anonymousreply 272Last Saturday at 7:05 AM

Are we talking about the abysmal ratings Rebecca is getting?

by Anonymousreply 273Last Saturday at 7:22 AM

R246

You type fat — are you fat?

by Anonymousreply 274Last Saturday at 10:29 AM
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