Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Fuck, Mary. Kill!!!!

Sorry - can't play this game. It's kill, kill, kill.

Fuck Jared.

Kill Trump Jr.

Marry Trump Sr, only because he'll be dead soon.

Fuck Jared, then have him kill the other two. Then kill Jared.

Op, can I kill myself?

I've fucked all three.

With this as my selection, I’ll die if I play this game.

Kill Senior, Fuck Jr (and I'd fuck him HARD), marry Jared and make him my bitch

old crazy meth eyes d, jr......disgrace to his father and us all.....

Nuke, nuke, nuke!!

The same as R8, but with a couple of clarifications.

Kill senior; fuck junior hard from behind so I don't have to look at him, marry Jared, but immediately get a big settlement and an annulment.

"I've fucked all three."

Me, too.

Me tree!

If vomit isn't one of the options then I'm out.

R2 is the only one with the right answer. End thread.

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KKK

FUCK YOU, OP! I’m killing all three of them!

i'd watch them in a threesome tho

[quote] Kill Senior, Fuck Jr (and I'd fuck him HARD), marry Jared and make him my bitch

I concur.

My option: all three of them strung up Mussolini style on the National Mall on a particularly hot, humid day in August. And of course, they're still alive when they're strung up.

I’d kill them all.

Is this a stealth, undercover Secret Service thread?

1) Kill Cheeto

2) Force the other two to shave from head to toe, dress up in frilly sissy outfits, and get bukkake'd and DP'd by hung, muscular antifa dudes in Fidel Castro masks

R24 = shit brickhouse troll.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Anybody want my stuff?

^^FMK @ r27

Fuck Jr., marry Kushner, kill Donald.

I'd kill my son, marry the Jew, and fuck myself.

I don't like this game. Can't we just play Candyland?

R31 Quiet, Barron, the adults are talking.

Jail, jail, jail

Commit in prison, Commit; Imprison.

Kill

Marry

Fuck

I'd kill my dad, fuck Jared and marry my half brother since incest is nothing special within our family. :-)

This game would be more fun if we played AFTER they were in prison.

Are you asking me?

Checklist:

Fucked my dad

Married the Jew

Now I just have to kill my brother to get his share of the inheritance

[quote] Now I just have to kill my brother to get his share of the debt

Fixed that for you.

Touché, R40

Someone is working overtime trying to make Don Jr and Jared happen. They're not going to happen.

i'm getting stressed out making this important decision! Will consult with my sister and get back to you. Right now I am still regretting to Fuck Bill Barr, Marry Donald, and Kill Mitch. Barr doesn't deserve my luscious hoo-ha.

I imagine this being like when a murderer is on death row and they ask how he wants to die: electrocution, firing squad, or lethal injection.

If I marry Kush or Jr is there any money to get out of it? Talking strategically

R36

I'd kill Jared, marry my half brother and fuck my dad since incest is REALLY nothing special within our family. :-)

We all want Jared. He's already closeted.

Don Jr has the crazy Kimberly Guilfoyle (Gavin Newsome's leftovers)

Trump would JO to himself, but he can't reach or see his penis.

I'd marry and fuck Chad Wolf.... The rest don't matter

Can I fuck all three?

I don't fuck Donald Sr, but Jared calls me mommy and Don Jr and I quarantined together.....

[quote] Can I fuck all three?

You already have. See R6.

Sorry OP. Kill all three. Violently and painfully.

as a female I can assure you I find Jared utterly asexual and kind of gross. It'd be like fucking a dead corpse or robot. I'd worry that if I pressed on his skin with any small force, it'd stay dented in permanently bc he is made of wax. Of the three definitely Don Jr is probably the one to fuck. I'll marry whomever has more money that I can get outa him...and kill the other.

How about fucking all three of them to death?

I'll take one for the team and fuck the President but only because I would immediately throw his ass on the bed, sit on his face, and shove my asshole so tight against his mouth that he'd be screaming that he can't breathe. Then I'd shit in his mouth while pressing my ass cheeks down on his face so forcefully, I'd smother him to death.

Then I'd marry Kushner abd immediately hire a hit man to kill him in a humiliating manner involving public nudity--you know he's all bald down there, not a pube to be found--and I'd kill Don Jr by letting him die in a wildebeest stampede.

Sorry but the thought of fucking or marrying any of the three of them is more than I can tolerate.

[quote]And no, you can't just kill all three.

That being the case, OP, can I just kill myself?

I would to out and purposley get ever communicable disease known to man and then

Fuck Jared - so he would get sick and die Marry Donald Sr - so when he fucked me he would get sick and KIll Don Jr and get him stuffed so we can put his dead body on one of the endangered animals he killed for sport.

R53 Hi Tanya Turner!

Jared looked better before he started seeing Zuckerberg's plastic surgeon.

Well you certainly have given this a lotta thought, you who would shit in Donnie's mouth and smother him to death. And how did you know my preferred method of intercourse? Thank you for the laugh -- this is one I have to show my sister. One thing however: Jared has no pubes because he has nothing at all there, like Ken. It's quite obvious.

I am also a fan of the infecting Don Sr, then killing the Jr. and then mounting him upon one of the endangered stuffed animals. Fantastic!

I'll marry Jared. I could eat that butt for years. I would fuck Jr.