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Fuck, Marry, Kill?

And no, you can't just kill all three.

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by Anonymousreply 6210/17/2020

Fuck, Mary. Kill!!!!

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2020

Sorry - can't play this game. It's kill, kill, kill.

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2020

Fuck Jared.

Kill Trump Jr.

Marry Trump Sr, only because he'll be dead soon.

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2020

Fuck Jared, then have him kill the other two. Then kill Jared.

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2020

Op, can I kill myself?

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2020

I've fucked all three.

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2020

With this as my selection, I’ll die if I play this game.

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2020

Kill Senior, Fuck Jr (and I'd fuck him HARD), marry Jared and make him my bitch

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2020

old crazy meth eyes d, jr......disgrace to his father and us all.....

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2020

Nuke, nuke, nuke!!

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2020

The same as R8, but with a couple of clarifications.

Kill senior; fuck junior hard from behind so I don't have to look at him, marry Jared, but immediately get a big settlement and an annulment.

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2020

"I've fucked all three."

Me, too.

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2020

Me tree!

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2020

If vomit isn't one of the options then I'm out.

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2020

R2 is the only one with the right answer. End thread.

by Anonymousreply 1510/12/2020

The onlt thing you can say for jr is that he looks passable since the weightloss

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by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2020

FUCK YOU, OP! I’m killing all three of them!

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2020

i'd watch them in a threesome tho

by Anonymousreply 1910/14/2020

[quote] Kill Senior, Fuck Jr (and I'd fuck him HARD), marry Jared and make him my bitch

I concur.

by Anonymousreply 2010/14/2020

My option: all three of them strung up Mussolini style on the National Mall on a particularly hot, humid day in August. And of course, they're still alive when they're strung up.

by Anonymousreply 2110/14/2020

I’d kill them all.

by Anonymousreply 2210/14/2020

Is this a stealth, undercover Secret Service thread?

by Anonymousreply 2310/14/2020

1) Kill Cheeto

2) Force the other two to shave from head to toe, dress up in frilly sissy outfits, and get bukkake'd and DP'd by hung, muscular antifa dudes in Fidel Castro masks

by Anonymousreply 2410/14/2020

R24 = shit brickhouse troll.

by Anonymousreply 2510/14/2020

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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by Anonymousreply 2610/14/2020

Anybody want my stuff?

by Anonymousreply 2710/14/2020

^^FMK @ r27

by Anonymousreply 2810/14/2020

Fuck Jr., marry Kushner, kill Donald.

by Anonymousreply 2910/14/2020

I'd kill my son, marry the Jew, and fuck myself.

by Anonymousreply 3010/14/2020

I don't like this game. Can't we just play Candyland?

by Anonymousreply 3110/14/2020

R31 Quiet, Barron, the adults are talking.

by Anonymousreply 3210/14/2020

Jail, jail, jail

by Anonymousreply 3310/14/2020

Commit in prison, Commit; Imprison.

by Anonymousreply 3410/14/2020




by Anonymousreply 3510/14/2020

I'd kill my dad, fuck Jared and marry my half brother since incest is nothing special within our family. :-)

by Anonymousreply 3610/15/2020

This game would be more fun if we played AFTER they were in prison.

by Anonymousreply 3710/15/2020

Are you asking me?

by Anonymousreply 3810/15/2020


Fucked my dad

Married the Jew

Now I just have to kill my brother to get his share of the inheritance

by Anonymousreply 3910/15/2020

[quote] Now I just have to kill my brother to get his share of the debt

Fixed that for you.

by Anonymousreply 4010/15/2020

Touché, R40

by Anonymousreply 4110/15/2020

Someone is working overtime trying to make Don Jr and Jared happen. They're not going to happen.

by Anonymousreply 4210/15/2020

i'm getting stressed out making this important decision! Will consult with my sister and get back to you. Right now I am still regretting to Fuck Bill Barr, Marry Donald, and Kill Mitch. Barr doesn't deserve my luscious hoo-ha.

by Anonymousreply 4310/15/2020

I imagine this being like when a murderer is on death row and they ask how he wants to die: electrocution, firing squad, or lethal injection.

by Anonymousreply 4410/15/2020

If I marry Kush or Jr is there any money to get out of it? Talking strategically

by Anonymousreply 4510/15/2020


I'd kill Jared, marry my half brother and fuck my dad since incest is REALLY nothing special within our family. :-)

by Anonymousreply 4610/15/2020

We all want Jared. He's already closeted.

Don Jr has the crazy Kimberly Guilfoyle (Gavin Newsome's leftovers)

Trump would JO to himself, but he can't reach or see his penis.

I'd marry and fuck Chad Wolf.... The rest don't matter

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2020

Can I fuck all three?

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2020

I don't fuck Donald Sr, but Jared calls me mommy and Don Jr and I quarantined together.....

by Anonymousreply 4910/15/2020

[quote] Can I fuck all three?

You already have. See R6.

by Anonymousreply 5010/15/2020

Sorry OP. Kill all three. Violently and painfully.

by Anonymousreply 5110/15/2020

as a female I can assure you I find Jared utterly asexual and kind of gross. It'd be like fucking a dead corpse or robot. I'd worry that if I pressed on his skin with any small force, it'd stay dented in permanently bc he is made of wax. Of the three definitely Don Jr is probably the one to fuck. I'll marry whomever has more money that I can get outa him...and kill the other.

by Anonymousreply 5210/16/2020

How about fucking all three of them to death?

by Anonymousreply 5310/16/2020

I'll take one for the team and fuck the President but only because I would immediately throw his ass on the bed, sit on his face, and shove my asshole so tight against his mouth that he'd be screaming that he can't breathe. Then I'd shit in his mouth while pressing my ass cheeks down on his face so forcefully, I'd smother him to death.

Then I'd marry Kushner abd immediately hire a hit man to kill him in a humiliating manner involving public nudity--you know he's all bald down there, not a pube to be found--and I'd kill Don Jr by letting him die in a wildebeest stampede.

by Anonymousreply 5410/16/2020

Sorry but the thought of fucking or marrying any of the three of them is more than I can tolerate.

by Anonymousreply 5510/16/2020

[quote]And no, you can't just kill all three.

That being the case, OP, can I just kill myself?

by Anonymousreply 5610/16/2020

I would to out and purposley get ever communicable disease known to man and then

Fuck Jared - so he would get sick and die Marry Donald Sr - so when he fucked me he would get sick and KIll Don Jr and get him stuffed so we can put his dead body on one of the endangered animals he killed for sport.

by Anonymousreply 5710/16/2020

R53 Hi Tanya Turner!

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by Anonymousreply 5810/16/2020

Jared looked better before he started seeing Zuckerberg's plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 5910/16/2020

Well you certainly have given this a lotta thought, you who would shit in Donnie's mouth and smother him to death. And how did you know my preferred method of intercourse? Thank you for the laugh -- this is one I have to show my sister. One thing however: Jared has no pubes because he has nothing at all there, like Ken. It's quite obvious.

by Anonymousreply 6010/17/2020

I am also a fan of the infecting Don Sr, then killing the Jr. and then mounting him upon one of the endangered stuffed animals. Fantastic!

by Anonymousreply 6110/17/2020

I'll marry Jared. I could eat that butt for years. I would fuck Jr.

by Anonymousreply 6210/17/2020
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