Naming my daughter :)

I think you should name her after the patron saint of dead wives Shan’nana, spelling and pronunciation interchangeable at will.

I can understand not wanting to build her hopes up, but you also don't want to sentence her to a life of depravity and destitution in a trailer park right out of the gate, either. Stay away from any name that does, or could potentially, end in an i, and you'll be fine.

I like the name Candi

Candi Cayyne as in Christmas Candy Canes

Better than Kashy

Kinki.

If she's black you could name her Darkeen.

Kandi Kane [surname] will be perfect for when she's working the pole at 14, OP.

She'll be in clear heels on a pole by 12.

Isn’t there a drag queen already named Candi Kane? Do you really want to tempt fate that she’ll be less attractive than a man in drag with the same name?

[quote]Thinking of naming my daughter Candy or Candi!!!!!!!!!

You might as well just name her Walmart Cashier and be done with it.

There is a famous tranny actress called Candis Cane. I always thought it was so trashy to try to have a legit acting career with a drag queen name.

She's been on network shows.

Laverne Cox really stole Candi's thunder, didn't she?

Katrasha

I used to work with a fat, lisping sow named Candy. She shared photos of her baby's birth with our 'team': it was a Caesarean delivery, and I dropped the photos when they were passed to me to admire.

I’m surprised that Candy Spelling doesn’t give $1,000.00 VISA gift cards to anyone who names their child Candy.

Kandy

[quote]Maybe Muriel?

I like the way you think r2!

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OP is a troll

0/10

Yall treatin me like trailer trash, Was a legitamete question

i were proud to be a 'fag hag'. forget u

[quote]OP is a troll

WOW. You have to get up early in the morning to fool you.

The child should be Candice or Candace, Don't brand her with white-trash contractions.

I think Cuntessa has a certain charm to it. Cunty for short.

Go for it!!

R21: Names with more than one spelling make no sense—-a lifetime of annoyance. You mayas well name her Cunty because she’s clearly going to exposed to a lot of cultish behavior.

How about Jack-Lin Like Jacqueline, but easier to pronounce and spell

You can’t come up with something decent OP? As in the spelling.....poor kid I’d go for a classic name and decent spelling so there’ll be no misconceptions. I personally know how annoying it is to gave to spell your name all the time. Spare her.

Katie, Lucy, Cindy, Mandy, Judy, Lizzy, Lindy, Lily, Daisy, Julie etc.

Shadi Ladi

Clara is a nice name

OP I like Muffy as in Muffy McEggin

(its what I call Egg McMuffin and its how I order them in the drive-thru)

Chlamydia Sue?

Kandeefa

[quote]its what I call Egg McMuffin and its how I order them in the drive-thru

I bet the girls just LOVE you there.

Name her Kadillac

Call her Deborah, but tell everyone to pronounce it "Day-BORE-ah" -- and be VERY insistent about this.

People will thank you for your consideration in this regard.

R32 Kandi-Kayyne Kaddillac - I like it !

Qadylack

There is also Shithead- pronounced "SHI-TEA-HEA_ DE "

Sweetie, you daughter is sure to be a Karen - so just run with it.

or how about Lisbeth so she can correct EVERYONE that calls he Elizabeth

Please no alternate spelling or alternate pronunciations for regularly spelled names, we beg you. Also no punctuation within the name (hyphens, apostrophes, accent marks).

Please no lofty names if you have an ordinary child, this includes Nevaeh, Celestia, Cleopatra.

Think of these things: the jokes kids will make (i.e. Eileen), the inconvenience for others, the stereotypes/ethnicity/bias the name may engender, and the trash level.

R28 you do know that the drive-thru employees are punishing your food right?

Vomiteesha

Tráshée

How about something classy like Tiffany Trump? I mean she's already destined to be fat and unloved, right?

Tiffonka

Name her Bette, Liza or Barbra.

If you insist on Candy, at least make it Candice or Candace.

My mother's birth name was Marjorie.

Her mother changed it to Marguery. In 1928.

Perseffoknee

R33 Thanks for the laugh.

Dwanda Irvette Dijonaise

all yall hatin :) :) :)

im in maryland believe it or not

Call her Stevia so later in life she can get sponsored advert money as an Influencer. #stevia

Klymidia

Shar'Keisha

Trampé

Candy or Muffy are fine but only if the Ys are changed to Is and always dotted with a heart.

Name it Baby Jessica and throw it down a well!

Big C-little A-little N-big D (wink)-little E-big E (spins!)

You should name her Brandi. Then, if yiu have a son, name him Alexander, tee hee!

Tiffany for the high trash win.

Name her Cunthair.

Candida Soufflé has a nice ring to it.

Name her Vodka

Tititia

Try something classic, like Latin: Bloviatus

Shamu

What about Cassie instead? Similar sound but a bit more classy.

Her other siblings will be Gideon and Harper.

Carponica

Muriel, I wondered why I got to post all day without being sent into purgatory. Thanks!

I actually had an Aunt Muriel, who was married to uncle Dick (as you would be).

Carbuncle would be an interesting name. So unique!

Gashtina

LaTrasha.

Skankoona

Effluvia has a very pretty sound.

Tampon

Pearlniqua. Nice ring to it, eh?

Gar'Baj

Felony Princess

Kuntasia.

Misty

Duracell

D'umpstress

Dilda

Harpoon

Herpé

Cyrvyx.

Covida

Okayyyyy yalll joke but i were serious

I like Candyyy Kayynne

Maybe Ambidextrous for a classy name

Tiffany Cartier Y. S. L. Louis V Ivanka Wallmarta Thunderbirda Annie Green Springs Jones

[quote]Okayyyyy yalll joke but i were serious

English isn't your first language, is it, OP?

Whore, Jr.

Laybia

Lol r60 - but maybe with an 'ia' at the end? Cunthairia and pronounced like Hilaria Baldwin.

Treblinka

Pizzapie

La-a. Pronounced La-Hyphen-a.

SPAZ

Dudu

Dede Megadoodoo

I named my girl Abcde, some haters mocked but "hater gonna hate" anyway, nothing to do with my princess creative name.

Kamala!

Gatorade

Candi or Candy only has a future on a pole.

DeyEatDaPooPu.

Senatrix

Kamaltoe

Fa'breeze

Treblinka isn't used much anymore for some reason.

How about compromising and naming her Muriel Candace? If she grows up to be a lawyer, she can be Muriel. And if she grows up to be a stripper, she can be Candi.

Gumdrop

Good 'n' Plenty

Raisin

Hoaretta

Vaseline

If you really want Candi, pick one: Call the baby Snickers.

Name her Vanille!

I associate the name "Candy" with Iggy Pop's song.

I associate the name with Candy Moore, who played Lucy's daughter on "The Lucy Show." Eventually Lucy Carmichael moved to California, so the writers killed off her two kids.

How about La' Jenesaisquoi

Panty

Corona.

Rona for short,

Salopé

Svetlana. Makes her sound honest and trustworthy!

Transgenda

Bovina.

Name her Kandeen, more trendy and the unique spelling is a great topic for conversation.

Melania.

[Quote] How about Jack-Lin Like Jacqueline, but easier to pronounce and spell

that would be a boys name.

Turdeen.

Jaelbayt

Comey

There was a Porn actress in the oldest days called Candy Samples

Chienne

Fumunda

Marciamarciamarcia

Corny

Lesbia

Stalinina

It is difficult to imagine anything more dreadful than being a woman over 40 called "Candi" or "Candy". You may as well call her "Gidiget" and have done with it.

In fact, if you call her any of those things, she'll probably change it to Jane or Elizabeth by the time she's twenty-five.

And for what it's worth, Bunny and Muffy and all that "rich white shit" are passe. Even Marissa Melissa Jennifer are passe.

It's all about Olivia and Sophia and Emily and Claire and Charlotte and a few of the flower names like Violet and Rose and Lily.

Do keep up!

Winston Churchill had a little daughter named Marigold who died at three, devastating him and his wife, Clementine ("Clemmie" for short - try that one on).

But you can only carry off "Marigold" with a last name like "Churchill".

Give it a rethink.

^*Gidget

Let’s call her Marigold and hope she will.

Staphanie

Actually like Marigold. Actually.

Sepsi

Mulva.

R142 - That's it! We're broken up!

Stormy or Gravity

R140 - Actually, I actually like "Marigold", too.

But Marigold Feinstein O'Shauhgnessy Dilorenzo Khan doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Marigold Churchill". You really need a thoroughly WASP name to pull that off.

I was hoping William and Kate would venture out with something like Marigold when Charlotte was born, but I do understand why they didn't . . . Marigold Cambridge sounds divine, but Princess Marigold . . . not so much. It has to be just right with a name like that.

It's very English, along with names like "Tansy" and "Pansy" that once actually flew in England but don't any longer.

Maybe find a partner who isn't white and/or has no money since that seems to be your major issue.

Velveeta

I’d go with Candi, but make sure you dot the “i” with either a ♥️ or a 🌸

Cloaca

Masheen

Jizzle

Trumpence.

Electra.

Jabbatina

Nomi

Whorrey

Gushy

Buttygig

Floozee.

R23 Judge Marilyn had a case of woman who ordered birthday cake for kid with bizarre spelling. Tried to sue baker. Don't recall details, but Mom lost.

Guadalupe Marisol.

Edina Patsy

Rowena: Traditional yet easy to bully

Morwenna

Burrita

La-A pronounced LaDasha

Potayto

Triangula

Credenza

Chiffarobe

Peenyadda

AnnE

Cafeteria

What kind of candy?

Pickles.

Toilette

Licorice

Bidet

Bodega

Covid and 19

[quote]Covid and 19

Was this a suggestion for the daughter or for the two cats being named on a different thread?

Candi is short for Candace. As is Bushnell or Bergen.

Syphillis (pronounced SA-phyllis) and Gonorrhea (pronounced GA-nor-e-ah)

Gertie is the best name.

SPAZ

Rapeey

Cheddacheez

Poptart

Honoria (pronounced ON-a-REE-a)

Ribbit

Assy

Pissy

Frigina

Skunky

Diarrheena

Rhyskrizpee

Wap

Shitta

Fartisha

Dumpeena

Diorrhea, after the designer

Turkeé Bastér

Contagiá

Op, name her “Jizz Buckets” and then sign her to over to CPS., because you are a fucking waterhead and you can't raise no child.

Trumbiden, as a show of unity and a new beginning.

Or Bidump.

Anteepha

Kkkate

Murica!

Maga' lee

Bernina

Obamarosa

Ho

Stillborn

Jismisha

Magalardo

KHANDEE!!

Stinka

Cuntdee

Flatulence

Mogpuke

If it was a boy, you would name it Flatu-lance. For a girl, Flatu-lena.

I wouldn't give her a name which may seem too young-ish when she is 75 years old. Misty, Stormy, Brandy, Candy.....

Slither

I like the old flower names for girls: Daisy, Violet, Poppy, Lily, Iris, ...

Cacti

Go back a century. Mavis, Esther, Gladys, Harriet, Ida...

Clitorina

Hyacinth Bouquet

Fuquefase

Thimble

Cumchugga

Candace is ok..she can be Candy as a baby. It's only cute then.