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Naming my daughter :)

Thinking of naming my daughter Candy or Candi!!!!!!!!!

My husband says its trashy. He thinks her name ought to be Bunny or Muffy or some rich white shit. Dont wanna give her false hope of a nice life.

by Anonymousreply 153Last Sunday at 1:12 PM

I think you should name her after the patron saint of dead wives Shan’nana, spelling and pronunciation interchangeable at will.

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2020

I can understand not wanting to build her hopes up, but you also don't want to sentence her to a life of depravity and destitution in a trailer park right out of the gate, either. Stay away from any name that does, or could potentially, end in an i, and you'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2020

I like the name Candi

Candi Cayyne as in Christmas Candy Canes

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2020

Better than Kashy

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2020

Kinki.

If she's black you could name her Darkeen.

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2020

Kandi Kane [surname] will be perfect for when she's working the pole at 14, OP.

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2020

She'll be in clear heels on a pole by 12.

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2020

Isn’t there a drag queen already named Candi Kane? Do you really want to tempt fate that she’ll be less attractive than a man in drag with the same name?

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2020

[quote]Thinking of naming my daughter Candy or Candi!!!!!!!!!

You might as well just name her Walmart Cashier and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2020

There is a famous tranny actress called Candis Cane. I always thought it was so trashy to try to have a legit acting career with a drag queen name.

She's been on network shows.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2020

Laverne Cox really stole Candi's thunder, didn't she?

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2020

Katrasha

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2020

I used to work with a fat, lisping sow named Candy. She shared photos of her baby's birth with our 'team': it was a Caesarean delivery, and I dropped the photos when they were passed to me to admire.

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2020

I’m surprised that Candy Spelling doesn’t give $1,000.00 VISA gift cards to anyone who names their child Candy.

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2020

Kandy

by Anonymousreply 1510/12/2020

[quote]Maybe Muriel?

I like the way you think r2!

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by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2020

OP is a troll

by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2020

0/10

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2020

Yall treatin me like trailer trash, Was a legitamete question

i were proud to be a 'fag hag'. forget u

by Anonymousreply 1910/12/2020

[quote]OP is a troll

WOW. You have to get up early in the morning to fool you.

by Anonymousreply 2010/12/2020

The child should be Candice or Candace, Don't brand her with white-trash contractions.

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2020

I think Cuntessa has a certain charm to it. Cunty for short.

Go for it!!

by Anonymousreply 2210/12/2020

R21: Names with more than one spelling make no sense—-a lifetime of annoyance. You mayas well name her Cunty because she’s clearly going to exposed to a lot of cultish behavior.

by Anonymousreply 2310/12/2020

How about Jack-Lin Like Jacqueline, but easier to pronounce and spell

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2020

You can’t come up with something decent OP? As in the spelling.....poor kid I’d go for a classic name and decent spelling so there’ll be no misconceptions. I personally know how annoying it is to gave to spell your name all the time. Spare her.

Katie, Lucy, Cindy, Mandy, Judy, Lizzy, Lindy, Lily, Daisy, Julie etc.

by Anonymousreply 2510/12/2020

Shadi Ladi

by Anonymousreply 2610/12/2020

Clara is a nice name

by Anonymousreply 2710/12/2020

OP I like Muffy as in Muffy McEggin

(its what I call Egg McMuffin and its how I order them in the drive-thru)

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2020

Chlamydia Sue?

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2020

Kandeefa

by Anonymousreply 3010/12/2020

[quote]its what I call Egg McMuffin and its how I order them in the drive-thru

I bet the girls just LOVE you there.

by Anonymousreply 3110/12/2020

Name her Kadillac

by Anonymousreply 3210/12/2020

Call her Deborah, but tell everyone to pronounce it "Day-BORE-ah" -- and be VERY insistent about this.

People will thank you for your consideration in this regard.

by Anonymousreply 3310/12/2020

R32 Kandi-Kayyne Kaddillac - I like it !

by Anonymousreply 3410/12/2020

Qadylack

by Anonymousreply 3510/12/2020

There is also Shithead- pronounced "SHI-TEA-HEA_ DE "

by Anonymousreply 3610/12/2020

Sweetie, you daughter is sure to be a Karen - so just run with it.

by Anonymousreply 3710/12/2020

or how about Lisbeth so she can correct EVERYONE that calls he Elizabeth

by Anonymousreply 3810/12/2020

Please no alternate spelling or alternate pronunciations for regularly spelled names, we beg you. Also no punctuation within the name (hyphens, apostrophes, accent marks).

Please no lofty names if you have an ordinary child, this includes Nevaeh, Celestia, Cleopatra.

Think of these things: the jokes kids will make (i.e. Eileen), the inconvenience for others, the stereotypes/ethnicity/bias the name may engender, and the trash level.

by Anonymousreply 3910/12/2020

R28 you do know that the drive-thru employees are punishing your food right?

by Anonymousreply 4010/12/2020

Vomiteesha

by Anonymousreply 4110/12/2020

Tráshée

by Anonymousreply 4210/12/2020

How about something classy like Tiffany Trump? I mean she's already destined to be fat and unloved, right?

by Anonymousreply 4310/12/2020

Tiffonka

by Anonymousreply 4410/12/2020

Name her Bette, Liza or Barbra.

If you insist on Candy, at least make it Candice or Candace.

by Anonymousreply 4510/12/2020

My mother's birth name was Marjorie.

Her mother changed it to Marguery. In 1928.

by Anonymousreply 4610/12/2020

Perseffoknee

by Anonymousreply 4710/12/2020

R33 Thanks for the laugh.

by Anonymousreply 4810/12/2020

Dwanda Irvette Dijonaise

by Anonymousreply 4910/12/2020

all yall hatin :) :) :)

im in maryland believe it or not

by Anonymousreply 5010/12/2020

Call her Stevia so later in life she can get sponsored advert money as an Influencer. #stevia

by Anonymousreply 5110/12/2020

Klymidia

by Anonymousreply 5210/12/2020

Shar'Keisha

by Anonymousreply 5310/12/2020

Trampé

by Anonymousreply 5410/12/2020

Candy or Muffy are fine but only if the Ys are changed to Is and always dotted with a heart.

by Anonymousreply 5510/12/2020

Name it Baby Jessica and throw it down a well!

by Anonymousreply 5610/12/2020

Big C-little A-little N-big D (wink)-little E-big E (spins!)

by Anonymousreply 5710/12/2020

You should name her Brandi. Then, if yiu have a son, name him Alexander, tee hee!

by Anonymousreply 5810/12/2020

Tiffany for the high trash win.

by Anonymousreply 5910/12/2020

Name her Cunthair.

by Anonymousreply 6010/12/2020

Candida Soufflé has a nice ring to it.

by Anonymousreply 6110/12/2020

Name her Vodka

by Anonymousreply 6210/12/2020

Tititia

by Anonymousreply 6310/12/2020

Try something classic, like Latin: Bloviatus

by Anonymousreply 6410/12/2020

Shamu

by Anonymousreply 6510/12/2020

What about Cassie instead? Similar sound but a bit more classy.

by Anonymousreply 6610/12/2020

Her other siblings will be Gideon and Harper.

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by Anonymousreply 6710/12/2020

Carponica

by Anonymousreply 6810/12/2020

Muriel, I wondered why I got to post all day without being sent into purgatory. Thanks!

I actually had an Aunt Muriel, who was married to uncle Dick (as you would be).

by Anonymousreply 6910/12/2020

Carbuncle would be an interesting name. So unique!

by Anonymousreply 7010/12/2020

Gashtina

by Anonymousreply 7110/12/2020

LaTrasha.

by Anonymousreply 7210/12/2020

Skankoona

by Anonymousreply 7310/12/2020

Effluvia has a very pretty sound.

by Anonymousreply 7410/12/2020

Tampon

by Anonymousreply 7510/12/2020

Pearlniqua. Nice ring to it, eh?

by Anonymousreply 7610/12/2020

Gar'Baj

by Anonymousreply 7710/12/2020

Felony Princess

by Anonymousreply 7810/12/2020

Kuntasia.

by Anonymousreply 7910/12/2020

Misty

by Anonymousreply 8010/12/2020

Duracell

by Anonymousreply 8110/12/2020

D'umpstress

by Anonymousreply 8210/12/2020

Dilda

by Anonymousreply 8310/12/2020

Harpoon

by Anonymousreply 8410/12/2020

Herpé

by Anonymousreply 8510/12/2020

Cyrvyx.

by Anonymousreply 8610/12/2020

Covida

by Anonymousreply 8710/12/2020

Okayyyyy yalll joke but i were serious

I like Candyyy Kayynne

Maybe Ambidextrous for a classy name

by Anonymousreply 8810/12/2020

Tiffany Cartier Y. S. L. Louis V Ivanka Wallmarta Thunderbirda Annie Green Springs Jones

by Anonymousreply 8910/12/2020

[quote]Okayyyyy yalll joke but i were serious

English isn't your first language, is it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 9010/12/2020

Whore, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 9110/12/2020

Laybia

Lol r60 - but maybe with an 'ia' at the end? Cunthairia and pronounced like Hilaria Baldwin.

by Anonymousreply 9210/13/2020

Treblinka

by Anonymousreply 9310/13/2020

Pizzapie

by Anonymousreply 9410/13/2020

La-a. Pronounced La-Hyphen-a.

by Anonymousreply 9510/13/2020

SPAZ

by Anonymousreply 9610/13/2020

Dudu

by Anonymousreply 9710/14/2020

Dede Megadoodoo

by Anonymousreply 9810/14/2020

I named my girl Abcde, some haters mocked but "hater gonna hate" anyway, nothing to do with my princess creative name.

by Anonymousreply 9910/14/2020

Kamala!

by Anonymousreply 10010/14/2020

Gatorade

by Anonymousreply 10110/14/2020

Candi or Candy only has a future on a pole.

by Anonymousreply 10210/14/2020

DeyEatDaPooPu.

by Anonymousreply 10310/14/2020

Senatrix

by Anonymousreply 10410/14/2020

Kamaltoe

by Anonymousreply 10510/14/2020

Fa'breeze

by Anonymousreply 10610/14/2020

Treblinka isn't used much anymore for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 10710/14/2020

How about compromising and naming her Muriel Candace? If she grows up to be a lawyer, she can be Muriel. And if she grows up to be a stripper, she can be Candi.

by Anonymousreply 10810/14/2020

Gumdrop

by Anonymousreply 10910/14/2020

Good 'n' Plenty

by Anonymousreply 11010/14/2020

Raisin

by Anonymousreply 11110/14/2020

Hoaretta

by Anonymousreply 11210/14/2020

Vaseline

by Anonymousreply 11310/14/2020

If you really want Candi, pick one: Call the baby Snickers.

by Anonymousreply 11410/14/2020

Name her Vanille!

by Anonymousreply 11510/14/2020

I associate the name "Candy" with Iggy Pop's song.

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by Anonymousreply 11610/14/2020

I associate the name with Candy Moore, who played Lucy's daughter on "The Lucy Show." Eventually Lucy Carmichael moved to California, so the writers killed off her two kids.

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by Anonymousreply 11710/14/2020

How about La' Jenesaisquoi

by Anonymousreply 11810/14/2020

Panty

by Anonymousreply 11910/14/2020

Corona.

Rona for short,

by Anonymousreply 12010/14/2020

Salopé

by Anonymousreply 12110/14/2020

Svetlana. Makes her sound honest and trustworthy!

by Anonymousreply 12210/14/2020

Transgenda

by Anonymousreply 12310/14/2020

Bovina.

by Anonymousreply 12410/14/2020

Name her Kandeen, more trendy and the unique spelling is a great topic for conversation.

by Anonymousreply 12510/14/2020

Melania.

by Anonymousreply 12610/14/2020

[Quote] How about Jack-Lin Like Jacqueline, but easier to pronounce and spell

that would be a boys name.

by Anonymousreply 12710/14/2020

Turdeen.

by Anonymousreply 12810/15/2020

Jaelbayt

by Anonymousreply 12910/15/2020

Comey

by Anonymousreply 13010/15/2020

There was a Porn actress in the oldest days called Candy Samples

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by Anonymousreply 13110/15/2020

Chienne

by Anonymousreply 13210/15/2020

Fumunda

by Anonymousreply 13310/15/2020

Marciamarciamarcia

by Anonymousreply 134Last Friday at 3:25 AM

Corny

Lesbia

Stalinina

by Anonymousreply 135Last Friday at 4:04 AM

It is difficult to imagine anything more dreadful than being a woman over 40 called "Candi" or "Candy". You may as well call her "Gidiget" and have done with it.

In fact, if you call her any of those things, she'll probably change it to Jane or Elizabeth by the time she's twenty-five.

And for what it's worth, Bunny and Muffy and all that "rich white shit" are passe. Even Marissa Melissa Jennifer are passe.

It's all about Olivia and Sophia and Emily and Claire and Charlotte and a few of the flower names like Violet and Rose and Lily.

Do keep up!

Winston Churchill had a little daughter named Marigold who died at three, devastating him and his wife, Clementine ("Clemmie" for short - try that one on).

But you can only carry off "Marigold" with a last name like "Churchill".

Give it a rethink.

by Anonymousreply 136Last Friday at 4:39 AM

^*Gidget

by Anonymousreply 137Last Friday at 5:11 AM

Let’s call her Marigold and hope she will.

by Anonymousreply 138Last Friday at 5:22 AM

Staphanie

by Anonymousreply 139Last Friday at 5:57 AM

Actually like Marigold. Actually.

by Anonymousreply 140Last Friday at 5:58 AM

Sepsi

by Anonymousreply 141Last Friday at 5:59 AM

Mulva.

by Anonymousreply 142Last Friday at 8:55 AM

R142 - That's it! We're broken up!

by Anonymousreply 143Last Friday at 9:19 AM

Stormy or Gravity

by Anonymousreply 144Last Friday at 9:21 AM

R140 - Actually, I actually like "Marigold", too.

But Marigold Feinstein O'Shauhgnessy Dilorenzo Khan doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Marigold Churchill". You really need a thoroughly WASP name to pull that off.

I was hoping William and Kate would venture out with something like Marigold when Charlotte was born, but I do understand why they didn't . . . Marigold Cambridge sounds divine, but Princess Marigold . . . not so much. It has to be just right with a name like that.

It's very English, along with names like "Tansy" and "Pansy" that once actually flew in England but don't any longer.

by Anonymousreply 145Last Friday at 9:23 AM

Maybe find a partner who isn't white and/or has no money since that seems to be your major issue.

by Anonymousreply 146Last Friday at 9:27 AM

Velveeta

by Anonymousreply 147Last Friday at 9:55 AM

I’d go with Candi, but make sure you dot the “i” with either a ♥️ or a 🌸

by Anonymousreply 148Last Friday at 9:58 AM

Cloaca

by Anonymousreply 149Last Friday at 10:00 AM

Masheen

by Anonymousreply 150Last Friday at 10:14 AM

Jizzle

by Anonymousreply 151Last Sunday at 2:18 AM

Trumpence.

by Anonymousreply 152Last Sunday at 9:44 AM

Electra.

by Anonymousreply 153Last Sunday at 1:12 PM
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