Enough with the Goddamn Stupid Selfies

Im miserable and hate happiness.

I'm the biggest fucking idiot-slash-dingleberry in any zip code I enter.

R1 if pointless debasement of self to desperately seek the attention of others is what you think is happiness, then yes you’re correct.

I agree. People who do selfies are vapid idiots who think every daily minutiae is a monumental event. The trout pouts and trying for some sultry look, the stupid tongue out, snapping pics of the food you order.....kill them all.

That's one of the reasons I don't like that Emily in Paris shit. She's constantly taking selfies.

I wish I could put OP's post on a goddamn billboard. NO. ONE. CARES....or a celebrity is in the photo, doing something horrific. Or naked. And hot.

^*..only if a celebrity is in the photo...

OP, technically, you posted a selfie. Ironic.

Then why would you frequent sites, like Instagram or Facebook or whatever, where people post pics of selfies? Its like you actively seek-out things that give you an excuse to be angry.

Not OP but I don't do IG or FB. FB should be actively boycotted due to Zuckerberg's shenanigans.

This is a good bit about the stupid phenomenon of selfies.

[quote] This is a good bit about the stupid phenomenon of selfies.

No, it isn't.

or the tongues.

keep it in your mouth.

R11 that's Sebastian Maniscalco, not some rogue YT video. Spot on too.

Selfie-takers are people with low IQ.

Tongues and duck lips. Makes me loathe fraus even more.

I like it when they fall off cliffs and balconies getting selfies.

I get a boner.

Her last name should be made the definition of people who die when taking selfies.

[quote]No one gives a FLYING FUCK that you bought a coffee this morning! NO ONE FUCKING CARES!!

But people DO give a fuck, their photos get hundreds of likes, endless compliments and sometimes their channels garner real money and sponsors.

So, your 'no one' is your opinion only.

I like it when they die taking a selfie.

I like it a LOT.

Every time I see an article on this subject, I always do the Beaurgard Jackson Pickett Burnside yodel from "Auntie Mame".

Yes, many do give a fuck. Many do not. And you are correct, I certainly don't. Do YOU give a fuck, r18?

Then you should have said YOU don't give a fuck not "No one gives a FLYING FUCK that you bought a coffee this morning! NO ONE FUCKING CARES!!"

Selfies are very 2015, now it's back to polaroids.

I hate the selfies where they give you the finger. I got one from Skylar Astin this morning on IG. Skylar Astin, the nicest guy in the world, gives people the finger.

It used to be "I just have this one picture of my grandfather". In the future it will be, "God, what do I do with these 100,000+ pics of my grandmother pouting"?

Selfies...the word itself says it all..